Non-erotic SHUBHAM

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Pichle Update mei aapna dekha ki Army Head ek naye unit ko banana ka prastav rakhta hai, jisko kuch ha kar deta hai aur kuch uska virodh mei hai, par aakhir mei DA ka saval na sabhi ko shant kar diya tha…….



Ab Aage……



DA: Yaha shant rehana sa kaam nahi hoga, kyunki agar hum nayi unit form kar raha hai to uska liya uska head ki jarurat to hogi hi na…….



DA : (Narayan sa) aap ya proposal lekar aaye hai to jarur aapna kuch socha hoga iska leader ka baramei bhi……..



Narayan: Sorry sir but mera pass essa koi naam nahi hai…….. The idea just struck me, while I was in Elevator(Lift), so I do not have all the answers………



DGP: Sir, agar aap bura na maana to mei ek naam suggest karu, kyunki mei manta hu unsa acha newly formed unit ko koi bhi nahi sambhal sakta hai…….



DA: Ha to bataiye na, hum sabhi jaana cahata hai kyunki yaha hum sabhi ek goal sa aaye hai aur vo hai desh ki security…….

Abhi ya baate hi kar raha tha ki vaha do log aur aata hai…….. Jinhe dekh sabhi khada ho jaata hai……..Ya dono shaks hai ek to desh ka Prime Minister aur dusra hai Defence Mininster…….(aage Prime Minister to PM aur Defence Minister ko DM likhunga……)




PM: kya baat hai, aap sabhi log aaj kissi khaas baat par discussion kar raha hai kya, jiska liya idea maanga jaa raha hai…….?



DS: Yes sir, Mr. Narayan na ek nayi unit ka formation ki baat kari hai aur fir vo sabhi baate PM ko bata deta hai jo abhi tak yaha hui hai……



PM: Ha DGP jee bataye naam…..



DGP: Sir unka naam hai Ranjeet Singh Shekhawat…….. mujhe lagta hai hum sabhi unki imandari par shak nahi kar sakta hai



PM: Ya kun hai aur kis department mei hai……..



Mr. Narayan: Sir ya senior army officer hai, aur recently Dehradun Army Training camp ka head hai, inki kabiliyat par mei manta hu yaha koi shak nahi kar sakta hai, kyunki yaha maujood sabhi na kabhi na kabhi unka saath kaam kara hai, and vo jaanta hai kisse kaisa use karna hai…….



PM: DA kya aapko ya project sahi lag raha hai…….



DA: Sir mei abhi puri ha nahi kar sakta hu, mei cahata hu ki Mr. Narayan, Mr. Malik aur DGP sir Ranjeet sa mil kar iss unit ki ek initial planning puri kara aur unhe kaisa kya cahaiya ya saari baate kare, uska baad hi hum aage iska baaremei soch sakta hai, kyunki abhi sa sab kuch kahana sahi nahi hai meri raaye mei…….



PM: Thik hai to phir aap sabhi log iss matter par kaam kara, aur hum sab fir milta hai Ek week ka baad, par iss baar Ranjeet Singh ko bhi saath laana aur meeting PM house mei hi hogi……



Itna kaha kar vo vaha sa nikal leta hai aur baaki sabhi bhi…….. In sabhi ka discussion mei shyam ho gai thi, vahi dusri taraf training camp mei evening mei S2, Captain Aaliya ko sab kuch bata diya jo baate aaj subha US1 ka saath hui thi………



Aaliya: Sir, agar ya desh ka benefit mei hai to mei ready hu agar aap isse satisfy hai to……….



S2: Aaliya itni jaldi decision mat lo, I think ek baar tum apni family sa bhi puchlo……. Kyunki tumhari family…. Vo bus itna hi bola tha ki………..



Aaliya: Sir aap meri family ki chinta mat karo, unhe pata hai unki beti jo icha hoti hai vahi karegi, aur vasa bhi meri family mei agar mei nahi hui to meri kami meri bhena puri karegi, par meri mom bhut proud feel karti hai, that I am a soilder, so aap yadi ya approve karta hai to mei tayar hu…….



S2: Ohk aaliya, par mei cahata hu ki tum MI6 ka liya kaam na karo aur bus Israel Director ki training ka baad India aa jao, aage ki tumhari training mei conduct karaunga but in my way…….



Aaliya : Ohk sir, mujhe kab jaana hai vo aap mujhe inform kar dena……….



S2: Ohk aur abhi vo itna hi bola tha ki unka room ka entrance sa teen log enter karta hai, jinhe dekh kar S2 aur aaliya dono unhe salut karta hai………



Jo teen log andar aaye tha ya hai Mr. Narayan, Mr. Malik aur DGP aur ya jo S2 hai ya hai Ranjeet Singh Shekhawat…….. aage S2 ko Ranjeet likhunga



Narayan: Ary va kya baat hai, aaj kya yaha koi khaas discussion ho raha hai………



Ranjeet : Ha sir…….. mei aaliya ko army sa nikal raha hu……



Narayan: What…….? Kya ho gaya hai Ranjeet, tumhi to isse laaye tha aur aaj tum hi…….



Ranjeet: Kya karu sir aapko iski jarurat ab kam hai aur Malik sir ko jada hai…….



Narayan, Malik and DGP: Kya matlab??



Ranjeet : Sir ab hum aaliya ko desh ki intelligence unit ka ek spy ka liya tayar kar raha hai, taaki iss desh ko aaliya internally protect kar saka, kyunki externally hum bhut kuch control kar chukka hai…….



Narayan : Acha fir to thik hai, vasa meina to socha tum sach mei isse chutti de kar nikal raha hai ho……. Vasa kuch bhi bolo yaar tum ho aaj bhi kutta ki dum, jo kabhi nahi sidhi hoti hai, humesha hi jab bhi yaha aao kuch na kuch naya bomb fod hi deta ho mujhpar……



(Yaha mei aap logo ko bata du Narayan, Malik aur Ranjeet bhut khaas dost hai, ya childhood friends hai…….)



Unki baate aage badti usse phele Aaliya bol uthi……… Sir ab mujhe chalna cahaiya……..



DGP: Nahi aaliya abhi tum yahi ruko, hum Ranjeet sa kuch baate karna aaye hai, aur shayad ismei tum bhi humari madat kar sako…….



Narayan : Ha ya sahi hai, Fir Ranjeet sa, Tera new unit ko banana ki process ka discussion suru ho gaya hai, DA na uska pura model maanga hai aur saath hi teri aage ki planning, budget, team recruitment aur baaki sabhi chije bhi…….



Ranjeet: To kya vo isse approve kar raha hai, aur kisko head bana raha ho…….



Malik: Ya DGP sir na tujhe hi iski command dena ka idea diya hai jiska chalta tu hi lead karega iss unit ko aur abhi approve nahi mila hai, next week vo tujhc milega with entire detail of plan, islye hum aa gaye hai, ab huma kaam suru karna cahaiya…….



Chaliya inhe yahi chodta hai aur discuss karna deta hai nayi unit ka liya, aur saath hi aage dekhta hai kya ya unit kuch kar sakegi ya nahi…………. Ab hum kaha chala……….. To thik hai hum vapas chalta hai vahi jaha humara hero hai…….



Yaha subha sabhi uth kar training room mei pahuchta hai, par aaj vaha ka haal bhut bura tha, kyunki aaj vaha trainer phele sa hi maujoot tha aur vo kissi tarah ki lakdiyo ko saath ikhati kar raha tha……



Hum Sab : Good Morning Sir…..



Traineer: Good morning, aa gaye tum sab chalo acha hai, thodi madat kar do meri……. Ya lakdiya hai na bus inhe utha kar rakh do samna…….. Thik hai na jab tak tum ya karo mei aata hu ………. Aur uska baad sabki chute aaj………



Ya kaha kar vo huma chod kar chala gaya…….. Uski ya baat sunkar hum sabhi khush ho gaye aur lakdi uthana ka liya doud gaye, par jab humna lakdi uthana laga to humari to g***d fat gayi……. Kyunki vo lakdi dikhna mei choti thi par uska weight bhut jada tha, usse uthana ka matlab tha 30kg sa jaada weight uthana……….Hum sab jo abhi kuch der phele khush tha vo ab vapas aa gaye apni aukad par aur hum samaj gaye ki ya aaj humari training ka part hai weight lifting ka……..



Par fir bhi humna koshish kari aur aakhir kaar shyam 5 baje sabhi logo na saari lakdi utha kar vaha ek jagah rakh di……. Abhi humna ya kaam khatam kara tha ki Madam Mariana aa gayi aur humari halat dekh kar vo has padi……..



Mariana: Tum sab ek dum bewakoof ho………



Hum sab: Unki taraf essa dekh raha tha ki jaisa humna kya kara hai ab…….



Mariana: Ek baat batao ya lakdiya tum sabna alag alag utha kar rakhi hai na……… Par agar yahi kaam tum sab milkar ek dusra ki madat sa karta to kya ya kaam jaldi pura nahi ho jaata aur saath hi tum sab itna thakta bhi nahi……. Ya fir in lakdiyo ko utha kar rakhna ki jagah tum inhe Dhaka de kar bhi rakh sakta tha…… Par nahi hum agar humara dimag use karega to vo kam ho jaayega na…….



Nisham: Par madam ya to training ka part tha na………



Maraiana: Kisna kaha tumhai, kya meina essa kuch bola ya tumhara trainer na kuch essa kaha tha……. Nahi na, to tum apni marji sa kaisa assume kar sakta ho…….



Ya tumhara dimak ka test tha jisma tum sab bhut buri tarah sa fail ho gaye ho, yaad rakhna jindagi mei hum roj ek hi kaam karta hai, par uska matlab ya nahi ki humara samna aaye nayi situation ko bhi purani ki tarah treat kara, yadi kuch naya hai to uska liya suru sa end tak sab kuch socho aur fir aage kuch karo……. Samajh gaye na, humesha apna dimag khula rakho taaki vo kissi ek tarah ki chij ka aadi na ho jaaye………..



Chalo aaj tum sab bhut thak gaye ho islye jaao apna room mei aur rest karo aur kal tum sabka leave hai……… Fir meri taraf dekh kar, Shubham tumhara liya kal koi leave nahi hai, kal tum mera saath training karoga……..



Madam ki baat sunka sabhi log khush ho gaye jo unka cehara sa dikh raha tha, kyunki huma bhut din ho gaye tha lagataar training karta hua, jiska chalta humari body ko rest ki jarurat thi……… Par Iszy ko Madam ki aakhri baat achi nahi lagi ki sabhi ko leave mili hai par mujhe nahi……. Par vo vaha kuch nahi boli aur hum nikal liya apna room ki taraf……..



Chaliya aaj ka liya bus itna hi, bana rahaiya aapki apni story par, Stay Tunned ………

Aapka comments ka intezar rahega………….

UPDATE 20
Pichle update tak aapna dekha ki Indian Government na naye unit ka approval sa phele uska pura structure ko tayar karna ka liya ek week ka samay diya, vahi dusri taraf yaha Madam Mariana na hum sabhi ko aaj jeevan ka ek lesson de diya hai…….

Ab Aage…….

Hum sab vaha sa nikal kar chal diya apna rooms ki taraf………. Vasa to sabhi bhut thaka hua tha, par kal ki leave ka sunkar sabhi ka cehara khil gaye tha aur unki thakan kaafi kam ho gayi thi……….. Floor par pahuch kar sabhi log common sitting area mei baith gaye aur apni apni khushi ka izhaar karna laga…….. Kheir thodi der mei hi sabhi thodi masti karka apna room mei pahuch gaye aur vaha sabhi log thaka hona ki vajah sa so gaye……

Shubham : Meri neend aaj karib Raat ka 10baje khuli, kyunki aaj mei kaafi jaada thak gaya tha aur ussi vajah sa meri nind hi nahi khuli…… Kheir mei uth kar fresh hua, tab tak mujhe bhut jor sa bhuk lagna lagi thi, mei room sa bahar nikala to aaj vaha Iszy ya aur koi nahi dikha…….. Mujhe laga sab abhi tak so raha hai, kyunki mei ya jaanta tha ki aaj sabhi bhut thak gaye hai, islye mei akela hi nikal gaya dinner karna vahi college ka bahar Tea Stall par…….

Vahi dusri taraf Willy aur Iszy dono hi phele hi Tea Stall pahuch gaye tha, kyunki vo dono hi aaj bhut bhuka tha…….

Willy : Iszy kya baat hai, aaj tera mood shyam sa hi kharab dikh raha hai……..??

Iszy: Ha Willy aaj mei acha mood mei nahi hu…….

Willy : Kya baat ho gai hai bata to sahi……? Kahi ghar ki yaad to nahi aa rahi hai…….

Iszy: Willy ghar ki yaad to sabko har waqt aati hai, par mera mood to aaj shyam Madam ki baat sa kharab hai yar…….

Willy : Madam ki baat sa, essa kya kaha diya Madam na……..

Iszy: Yaar Willy Madam na aaj acha nahi kara hai, hum sabhi ko leave mili hai par Shubham ko nahi………
Tu hi bata kya vo mehanat nahi karta hai training room mei, hum sabhi sa jaada mehanat karta hai aur aaj hum sabhi sa ek week phele sa mehanat kar raha hai, fir bhi Madam na usse chutti nahi di hai……….


Iss baat ka javab Willy deta usse phele picha sa ek awaj na diya…….

Awaj: Madam na tum sabko chute di hai, aur mujhe nahi uska reason sirf itna hai ki meri body ko tayar karna ka liya agar mujhe tum sabhi jitni chute milegi to mei kabhi tayar nahi ho sakunga……..( Jee dosto ya awaj Shubham ki thi……..)

Hua ya tha ki mei college sa nikal kar jab tea stall pahucha do ya dono baat kar raha tha aur jaha ya baitha tha uski vajah sa ya mujhe nahi dekh sakta tha aur meina inki saari baate sun li hai……

Iszy: Ya to koi reason nahi hai……….. aur vasa bhi hum sabhi mei sa sabsa jaada weight tum hi uthata ho vo bhi easily, to fir tumhari body hum sabhi sa jaada achi hui na……….

Shubham: Iszy tum sahi bol rahi ho, par ek baat tum khud socho ki tum sabhi saalo sa apna apna raajya mei apni apni sheeli mei yoodh kala sikh raha ho, jiska chalta tum sabhi kaafi lamba samay tak kissi bhi tarah sa yodh kar sakta ho kissi sa bhi, par mei abhi essa nahi kar sakta hu……. Meri body ko agar abhi sa hi itna easily rest milega to mei kabhi bhi lamba samay ka liya khud ko tayar nahi kar sakunga……

Willy : Iszy Shubham sahi bol raha hai, aur saath hi tum jaanti ho Madam kissi ko bhi kam ya jaada nahi maanti hai, vo sirf sabhi ka liya jo best hota hai vahi karti hai, islye huma Madam ka duwara liya gaye decision ko sahi hi maana cahaiya……..

Hum dono ki baato ko sunkar Iszy Shaant ho gaye par abhi bhi vo purana roop mei nahi loti thi, khair meina bhi apna liya khana order kara jo vo khaa raha tha……. Ab mei aur Willy, Iszy ka mood thik karna mei lag gaye……..

Shubham: Acha sab baat chodo aur ya batao kal ka kya plan hai tum logo ka, kal chute hai to kuch to masti banti hai……..

Willy: yaar idea to bura nahi hai, par saval ek hi hai aakhir karega kya…….?

Shubham: Hum tumhari baat sochna vali hai………. Vasa Iszy tum hi batao na kal kya kara……..

Iszy: Mujhe kya pata……..

Shubham: Kyu na kal hum log ghumna chala…….. Vasa bhi meina yaha kuch nahi dekha hai, to kal training ka baad shyam ko jab mei aa jaunga tab hum sabhi chalta hai masti karna………

Willy: Par karega kya……??

Hum dono abhi sochna laga tha ki kya kara, tabhi huma kuch awaj sunai di……………

Humara hi kuch dhur baitha kuch log apas mei baate kar raha tha,…….

Aadmi 1: Yaar kal to bhut dhamal hona vala hai……..

Aadmi 2: Kyu bhai, kal essa kya hona vala hai……..

Aadmi 3: Kya tujhe nahi pata hai kya…….. Kal vo jo yaha sa thodi dhuri par jo teesra circle hai na vaha par kal ek natak mandali kuch natak karka dikhayega…….. aur uska baad vahi par sabhi log dance aur full masti karega…….

Aadmi 1: ary tu to ya maan le kal vaha par jashan hai………. Puri raat bs naach gaana, aur saath mei khaana aur Madira sab milega vo bhi muft mei……. Aur vasa bhi natak ka shirshak kal ka Land of Mountain and River ka purvajo ka upar hoga……..

Unki ya baat sunta hi mera aur Willy ka cehara par ek muskaan aa gayi, aur humna aakho mei hi sehamati dekar baat suru kari……..

Willy : Vasa meina suna hai, ki kal na Land of Mountain aur River ka kuch log unka ithihaas ka upar natak karna vala hai……..

Shubham: Kya sach mei……. Yaar mera bada man hai unka ithihaas ka baaremei jaana ka……..

Willy: Ary par ya pura nahi hai, uska baad vahi par khub dance aur gaana bajana hoga aur saath mei sabhi khana pina bhi………

Shubham: Wow yaar ab to bus ya final ho gaya hai ki hum kal vaha jaa raha hai……….

(Yaha aap sabhi ko ek baat bata du ki Iszy ko dance aur gaana ka bhut shauk hai……….)

Humari baate sunkar Iszy ka utara hua cehara bhi ek dum khil gaya aur fir sa vo apna purana roop mei aa gayi…….. Hum teeno aisa hi kaafi samay baate karna ka baad room mei aakar so gaye……

Agla din mei jab training mei pahucha tab Madam bhi vaha pahuch gayi thi……

Madam: Shubham aaj tumhari training ko ek level upar karna ka samay aa gaya hai………

Shubham: Thik hai Madam…….

Madam: Tumna kaafi kam samay mei apna aapko itna weight utha kar chalna mei khud ko kaabil bana liya hai, so agle step mei tum ab apni legs par ya 5kg weight dono par bhaand kar running aur baaki training karoga…….. Ya weight roj 1 kg ek leg par badao aur uski 10kg weight each leg par hona par ruk jaana ……… Tumhai ab running aur exercise karna mei kaafi problem hogi, ho sakta hai tum sahi sa chal na sako, so agar tum isse nahi karna cahata ho to……….

Shubham: Madam mei sabhi chijo ka liya tayar hu……… aap bs training mei kya karna hai ya bataye, baaki mei sab karunga……..

Meina vo weight apni legs par baandh liya, par jab meina apna leg uthana caha to bhi meri leg mei sahi sa nahi utha sak raha tha………… meri leg jaisa uss weight ki vajah sa vahi dab gayi thi……. Ab mei running kaisa karunga mei bus yahi soch raha tha……….

Madam: Tumhai suru mei isse pehan kar kuch din sirf chalna hoga, taaki tum apni legs ko sahi sa utha sako……….. Vasa iss training ko hum islye kar raha hai, ki jab kabhi hum chup kar kissi ka saath jung karta hai, ya humari jung kissi jungle jaisi jagah hoti hai jaha huma khoob ghumna padhta hai, ya hum kabhi kahi kho jaaye to vaha sa huma nikalna ka liya bhut mehanat karni hoti hai, jiska chalta humara pairo mei dard hota hai……… Agar tumhai vo dard ek dum ho to tum apna aapko kamjor mehsoos karoga, islye hum ya training ka through uss dard ko phele hi feel karega taaki aage kabhi essa ho to dikat na ho………

Shubham: Thik hai Madam…….. Aur mei apni puri koshish karka vaha chalna laga, mujhe chalna mei bhut mushkil ho rahi thi…….. Fir bhi mei koshish karta hua chalta raha……..

Aaj meri training ka pura samay Madam vahi thi…….. Karib din mei 1 bje ka karib Madam na mujhe rukna ko kaha aur mujhe boli jaao ab tum bhi rest karlo………. Mei jaana laga to Madam ki awaj aayi……..

Madam: Agar tumhara sharir mei jaan bachi ho to aaj shyam ko uss natak mei jaana aur vaha sabhi ka saath ghulna milna, tumhai bhut acha bhi lagega aur tumhara sharir ko bhi thoda halka lagega………

Shubham: Jee madam, mei puri koshish karunga………

Madam: Kya tumhara pass kuch minute hai……..

Shubham: Jee kahiya na……. Mei to free hu…… Koi kaam hai to mei kar du……..

Madam : Nahi koi kaam nahi hai…….. Aao yaha baitho, kuch der tumsa baat karni hai…….

Mei madam ka pass jakar baith gaya……..

Madam: Shubham kya tumhai bura nahi laga ki meina sabhi ko chuti de di hai, aur tumhai nahi……… Tumna mujhc ek baar bhi iska liya saval nahi kara aur na hi tumhai dekh kar essa laga raha hai ki tumhai isse koi farak  pada……..

Shubham: Madam pheli baat mujhe sach mei isse koi dikat nahi hai ki aapna mujhe chuti nahi di, kyunki meri pichli jindagi mei meina kabhi bhi ek din ka aram nahi kara hai, dusri aur sabsa badi baat mei manta hu aap yaha mujhc jo bhi kara rahi hai usse mujhe kabhi na kabhi laabh jarur hoga, aur aap kabhi mera bura nahi cahayegi……….

Madam: Essa kyu lagta hai ki mei tumhara bura nahi cahaungi? Ho sakta hai ki kabhi essa kuch ho jaaye ki mei essa karu to……..

Shubham: Madam pheli baat agar aap mera bura cahati to college ka phele din hi aap Kairo sa mujhe nahi bachati, aur na hi mujhe apna group mei shamil karka training deti aur vo bhi sabhi sa jaada………. Aur vasa to kabhi bhi bhavisha mei essa nahi hoga ki aap kissi ko bachana ka liya meri jaan de de, par phir bhi kabhi essa hua to mei aapsa tab bhi nafrat nahi karunga, mei usse aapka duwara sikhayi gayi sikha ka badla lee gayi guru dakshina samajh lunga, aur teesri baat meina jeevan mei bhut paaya nahi hai, par itna jarur sikha chuka hu ki apna acha sochna vala aur bura sochna vala ko ek baar mei hi pehachan saku…………

Madam: Tum sach mei sabhi sa alag ho…….. Tumhai pata hai AS tumsa bhut umeed karta hai…….

Shubham: Madam mujhe ya nahi pata ki AS mujhc kyu itni umeed karta hai, par mei koshish karunga ki mei unki umeed ko nirasha mei na badal du………. Kyunki unhona jo mera liya kara hai uska ehasaan mei shayad apni jaan dekar bhi nahi utar sakta hu……..

Madam kya ab mei jaa sakta hu…….. Mujhe jaakar thoda rest karka sabhi ka saath jaana hai……. Agar kuch aur baat ho to bataye……..

Madam: Nahi tum jaao, aur ha apna legs ko garam paani mei rakhna kuch samay tumhai aram milega…….

Mei vaha sa nikal liya apna room ki taraf, par mera pair mei dard kaafi tha jiska chalta mujhe chalna mei bhut mushkil ho rahi thi………

Chaliya aaj hum yahi rukta hai, aur kal dekhta hai aage kya kya hota uss natak ka program mei…….. Aap sabhi ka comments ka intezar rahega……… Tab tak ka liya bana raha aapki apni story par………

Stay Tunned……..