02-01-2019, 08:57 PM
Hmm mujhe aaj tak mere ammi papa ne bhi nahi mara – main bola
Haan main janti hun – wo boli lekin us samay meri samajh me kuch nahi aaya tha mujhe gussa aa gaya tha
Koi baat nahi kal main chala jaunga bua ke wahan fir aap ke yahan kabhi nahi aaunga – main bola
Bua se kuch mat batana is bare me – wo boli
Kyun nahi bataunga bua se zarur bataunga – maine kaha
Nahi unko mat kahna warna tum nahi jante wo hamari nak me dam kar dengi bahut chahti hain tumko aur agar puchengi to kya kahoge?
Sab kuch sach sach bata dunga bua meri har baat ko manengi – main bola
main bataunga ki main nahar pe gaya wahan maine jo dekha
aur aap sab aurton ko aapas me masti bhari baten karte suna aur sab fir jo maine kiya wo bhi bata dunga - main bola
Kyunki main aap ko nanga dekh kar bahut uttejit ho gaya tha aur aap ka larka sath me tha
to us ke sath sab kuch karne laga masti me aur usko bhi maza aa raha tha maine koi zabardasti to nahi kii
Hmmm han nayi umar ke larke bahut jaldi josh me aa jate hain – aunty meri taraf dekh kar muskurate hue boli
Aur is se pahle bhi kisi larke ke sath kiya – aunty ne pucha
Nahi pahli baar kiya tha – main bola
To kisi larki ke sath bhi kiya hai – wo boli
Nahi aaj tak nahi – main bola
Kyun – aunty ne pucha
Kabhi koi mili nahi kabhi aisa socha bhi nahi – main bola kal bas aap logon ko dekha to pata nahi kya ho gaya tha
Kya ho gaya tha batao to aur kya kya dekha tha – aunty boli
Sab kuch dekha tha aunty – main bola
Sab se zyada kis aurat ko dekha- wo boli
Bas aap ko hi dekha tha – maine kaha
Bhak jhuthe – wo itra kar boli , aur maine bhi to tum ko aaj nanga dekha wo bhi kis halat me agar main ye sabko bata dun to
bata diye mujhe koi aitraz nahi kyunki jo baat sahi hai
wo batani hi chahiye aap na bata paaiye to mujhe kahiye ki kisko batani hai - maine kaha
Arey main kisi se kuch nahi bataungi aur tum bhi mat kahna kisi se kuch jo tumne dekha
Aur bua se bilkul kuch na kahna - wo boli han to batao kya kya dekha tumne aunty meri taraf dekh kar muskurati hui boli
Aunty maine aap ka sab kuch dekha aap bahut sundar ho ap ka gora gora dudhiya badan bade bade dudh mote mote pahar jaise chutar
Chup rah badmash – wo boli
Jo dekha wo bata raha hun – main bola
Acha ye sab tum bua se bata doge – wo boli
Haan - maine kaha
Dekho aisa mat karna warna bua meri chand ganji kar dengi wo waise bhi mujhe zyada pasand nahi karti – aunty mera hath pakarkar boli
Aunty ne mera hath tazi se pakra jiske karan mai unse ja takraya
Aunty se main alag hone laga to unhone mujhe apne se sata liya
aur boli koi bat nahi tab tak hum log tahalte tahalte ghar se thori duri pe aa gaye the
jahan par tube well tha aur tube well kea aage ek chota sa khubsurat lawn bana hua tha aur bahut se phool ke paudhe lage hue the
Aunty boli main to thak gayi aur tumhara abhi sone ka time hi nahi hua ye kahte hue wo wahin hari ghas pe baith gayi
aur main bhi baith gaya wahan par bade bade ped nahi the jiski wajah se aasman saaf dikh raha tha aur chandni me aunty ka chehra chamak raha tha
Me – to fir aunty ne gana gaya hoga raat chandni main aur tum hello mr. How do u do
He – nahi gana nahi gaya aur plz tum beech me mat bolo
Me – ok
He – aunty ne mera hath pakra hua thaw o boli acha batao jab tumne sab kuch dekha tha tab tumhara kya dil chah raha tha
Maine kaha aunty mera dil kar raha tha ki fauran daur kar aap ke paas jaun aur aap ke dudh peene lagun
Bhaut badmash ho gaye ho tum – wo boli , kya tum ko mere dudh bahut ache lage
Haan aunty bahut ache bade bade – maine kaha
To ab pii loo kya tum piyoge – aunty boli
Aunty ke munh se ye sunkar mera dil to balle balle karne laga maine kaha haan aunty piyunga agar aap pilaogi
Haan lekin agar tum bua se kuch nahi kahoge to pilaungi – wo boli
Nahi main kuch nahi kahunga bua se agar aap pilaogi – main bola
Haan main janti hun – wo boli lekin us samay meri samajh me kuch nahi aaya tha mujhe gussa aa gaya tha
Koi baat nahi kal main chala jaunga bua ke wahan fir aap ke yahan kabhi nahi aaunga – main bola
Bua se kuch mat batana is bare me – wo boli
Kyun nahi bataunga bua se zarur bataunga – maine kaha
Nahi unko mat kahna warna tum nahi jante wo hamari nak me dam kar dengi bahut chahti hain tumko aur agar puchengi to kya kahoge?
Sab kuch sach sach bata dunga bua meri har baat ko manengi – main bola
main bataunga ki main nahar pe gaya wahan maine jo dekha
aur aap sab aurton ko aapas me masti bhari baten karte suna aur sab fir jo maine kiya wo bhi bata dunga - main bola
Kyunki main aap ko nanga dekh kar bahut uttejit ho gaya tha aur aap ka larka sath me tha
to us ke sath sab kuch karne laga masti me aur usko bhi maza aa raha tha maine koi zabardasti to nahi kii
Hmmm han nayi umar ke larke bahut jaldi josh me aa jate hain – aunty meri taraf dekh kar muskurate hue boli
Aur is se pahle bhi kisi larke ke sath kiya – aunty ne pucha
Nahi pahli baar kiya tha – main bola
To kisi larki ke sath bhi kiya hai – wo boli
Nahi aaj tak nahi – main bola
Kyun – aunty ne pucha
Kabhi koi mili nahi kabhi aisa socha bhi nahi – main bola kal bas aap logon ko dekha to pata nahi kya ho gaya tha
Kya ho gaya tha batao to aur kya kya dekha tha – aunty boli
Sab kuch dekha tha aunty – main bola
Sab se zyada kis aurat ko dekha- wo boli
Bas aap ko hi dekha tha – maine kaha
Bhak jhuthe – wo itra kar boli , aur maine bhi to tum ko aaj nanga dekha wo bhi kis halat me agar main ye sabko bata dun to
bata diye mujhe koi aitraz nahi kyunki jo baat sahi hai
wo batani hi chahiye aap na bata paaiye to mujhe kahiye ki kisko batani hai - maine kaha
Arey main kisi se kuch nahi bataungi aur tum bhi mat kahna kisi se kuch jo tumne dekha
Aur bua se bilkul kuch na kahna - wo boli han to batao kya kya dekha tumne aunty meri taraf dekh kar muskurati hui boli
Aunty maine aap ka sab kuch dekha aap bahut sundar ho ap ka gora gora dudhiya badan bade bade dudh mote mote pahar jaise chutar
Chup rah badmash – wo boli
Jo dekha wo bata raha hun – main bola
Acha ye sab tum bua se bata doge – wo boli
Haan - maine kaha
Dekho aisa mat karna warna bua meri chand ganji kar dengi wo waise bhi mujhe zyada pasand nahi karti – aunty mera hath pakarkar boli
Aunty ne mera hath tazi se pakra jiske karan mai unse ja takraya
Aunty se main alag hone laga to unhone mujhe apne se sata liya
aur boli koi bat nahi tab tak hum log tahalte tahalte ghar se thori duri pe aa gaye the
jahan par tube well tha aur tube well kea aage ek chota sa khubsurat lawn bana hua tha aur bahut se phool ke paudhe lage hue the
Aunty boli main to thak gayi aur tumhara abhi sone ka time hi nahi hua ye kahte hue wo wahin hari ghas pe baith gayi
aur main bhi baith gaya wahan par bade bade ped nahi the jiski wajah se aasman saaf dikh raha tha aur chandni me aunty ka chehra chamak raha tha
Me – to fir aunty ne gana gaya hoga raat chandni main aur tum hello mr. How do u do
He – nahi gana nahi gaya aur plz tum beech me mat bolo
Me – ok
He – aunty ne mera hath pakra hua thaw o boli acha batao jab tumne sab kuch dekha tha tab tumhara kya dil chah raha tha
Maine kaha aunty mera dil kar raha tha ki fauran daur kar aap ke paas jaun aur aap ke dudh peene lagun
Bhaut badmash ho gaye ho tum – wo boli , kya tum ko mere dudh bahut ache lage
Haan aunty bahut ache bade bade – maine kaha
To ab pii loo kya tum piyoge – aunty boli
Aunty ke munh se ye sunkar mera dil to balle balle karne laga maine kaha haan aunty piyunga agar aap pilaogi
Haan lekin agar tum bua se kuch nahi kahoge to pilaungi – wo boli
Nahi main kuch nahi kahunga bua se agar aap pilaogi – main bola