02-01-2019, 08:54 PM
Nahi torunga chachi- main ne kaha aur wahin ek ped ke niche baith gaya
Thori der ke baad maine dekha sab aurten apne hath me ek ek potli leke nahar ki taraf chal dii
Main samajh gaya ki ye sab wahin ja rahi hain aur nahayengi fir khana khayengi
Kuch der ke baad chachi bhi uthi aur us taraf chal dii
Chachai main bhi chalun aap ke sath – maine kaha
Kahan – wo boli
Jahan aap ja rahi ho nahar par- maine kaha
Tabhi aunty mere pas aa gayi aur boli tum ko kaise pata ki main kahan ja rahi hun
Kyunki kal maine aap sab logon ko nahar pe dekha tha – maine kaha
Ye sunkar chachi hairan si dikhi mujhe aur mujh se boli chaloo jaao yahan se aur kabhi udhar din me mat jana wahan sirf aurten hi jati hai
Main kal gaya tha aur aaj bhi aaunga aap jaao – maine kaha
Bahut pitayi hogi tumhari soch lo aur haan bhool kar bhi aana nahi udhar aaj
main wahan baith kar tum ko hi dekhungi agar aate dikhe to sab aurten milkar tumhari pitayi karengi aunty ne kaha
Main dar kar udhar nahi gaya aur ghar aakar let gaya
Kuch der ke bad unka larka aaya aur bola maa kahan hai aayi nahi
Maine kaha wo nahar pe gayi hai
Ooh yaar mujhe to bhookh lagi hai ab kya karun – wo bola
Aa jane do unko – maine kaha - acha ye batao nahar par sirf aurten hi nahati hain agar admi ko nahana ho to kya kare
Arey aadmi to bahut nahate hain lekin itne area me admi nahi jate
nahar koi itni badi hi thore hai dusri taraf yahan se kuch hi doori par jitna chaho nahao – wo bola
Maine kaha to aao chale wahan
Nahi yaar abhi main nahi jaunga mujhe bhookh lagi hai aur sham ko yahin nahana
khoob jitna dil chahe sham ke baad koi aurat wahan dikh nahi sakti – wo bola
Thik hai yaar main bola aao tum yahan aakar baitho maine us se kaha aur wo mere pas aakar baith gaya
Kuch der tak baten karte rahne ke baad maine apna hath uski kamar pe rakha
aur sahlane laga thori hi der me hum dono nange ho chuke the aur main uske upar charha hua dhakke laga raha tha
tabhi meri hip pe kisi ne bahut tez chari mari main bilbila gaya maine dekha to aunty hath me ek chari liye khari thi
Me – waaah (bahut tez hanste hue ) ye to bahut acha hua maza aaya tumko
He – aisa maza aaya maar maar kar usne hum dono ke chutar laal kar diye
Me – good
He – jaise hi maine unki taraf dekha aunty boli ye kya ho raha hai kameeno aur bahut tez tez hum dono ko marna shuru kar diya
Main apne kapre uthakar tezi se dusre room me ghus gaya aur kapre pahankar bahar aa gaya
Maine dekha unka larka bhi kapre pahne unke samne baitha ro raha tha aur patte ki tarah kaanp raha tha bahar aakar main aunty se bola
Sorry aunty
Ye angreji me hum se na bolo angreji hi parh parh kar to sab barbaad hue jaye rahe hain
Main chup raha
Ab jaao dono aur naha kar aao khana khana hai ki nahi ya launde bazi se pet bhar gaya tum kamino ka – aunty chillate hue boli
Main wahan se apne room me chala gaya aur naha kar aaya fir khana khane laga
khana khane ke baad aunty apne larke se boli chal ja dukan kholkar baith jaake aur ghar me mat dikhayi dena wo chala gaya
main bhi jaun dukan pe – main bola
nahi tu yahin rahega – aunty gusse se boli
unka larka chala gaya uncle ki ek khaad aur beej ki dukan bhi hai
Me – ok bas tumhari kahani khatam hui ya nahi
He – abhi kahan aur suno uske jaane ke bad aunty mujh se boli ab wo tum se door hi rahega
Main to jar aha tha aap logon ne hi to rok liya -maine kaha
To is liye roka tha ki tum sabki gand maro kameene kahin ke – wo gusse se boli
Thori der ke baad maine dekha sab aurten apne hath me ek ek potli leke nahar ki taraf chal dii
Main samajh gaya ki ye sab wahin ja rahi hain aur nahayengi fir khana khayengi
Kuch der ke baad chachi bhi uthi aur us taraf chal dii
Chachai main bhi chalun aap ke sath – maine kaha
Kahan – wo boli
Jahan aap ja rahi ho nahar par- maine kaha
Tabhi aunty mere pas aa gayi aur boli tum ko kaise pata ki main kahan ja rahi hun
Kyunki kal maine aap sab logon ko nahar pe dekha tha – maine kaha
Ye sunkar chachi hairan si dikhi mujhe aur mujh se boli chaloo jaao yahan se aur kabhi udhar din me mat jana wahan sirf aurten hi jati hai
Main kal gaya tha aur aaj bhi aaunga aap jaao – maine kaha
Bahut pitayi hogi tumhari soch lo aur haan bhool kar bhi aana nahi udhar aaj
main wahan baith kar tum ko hi dekhungi agar aate dikhe to sab aurten milkar tumhari pitayi karengi aunty ne kaha
Main dar kar udhar nahi gaya aur ghar aakar let gaya
Kuch der ke bad unka larka aaya aur bola maa kahan hai aayi nahi
Maine kaha wo nahar pe gayi hai
Ooh yaar mujhe to bhookh lagi hai ab kya karun – wo bola
Aa jane do unko – maine kaha - acha ye batao nahar par sirf aurten hi nahati hain agar admi ko nahana ho to kya kare
Arey aadmi to bahut nahate hain lekin itne area me admi nahi jate
nahar koi itni badi hi thore hai dusri taraf yahan se kuch hi doori par jitna chaho nahao – wo bola
Maine kaha to aao chale wahan
Nahi yaar abhi main nahi jaunga mujhe bhookh lagi hai aur sham ko yahin nahana
khoob jitna dil chahe sham ke baad koi aurat wahan dikh nahi sakti – wo bola
Thik hai yaar main bola aao tum yahan aakar baitho maine us se kaha aur wo mere pas aakar baith gaya
Kuch der tak baten karte rahne ke baad maine apna hath uski kamar pe rakha
aur sahlane laga thori hi der me hum dono nange ho chuke the aur main uske upar charha hua dhakke laga raha tha
tabhi meri hip pe kisi ne bahut tez chari mari main bilbila gaya maine dekha to aunty hath me ek chari liye khari thi
Me – waaah (bahut tez hanste hue ) ye to bahut acha hua maza aaya tumko
He – aisa maza aaya maar maar kar usne hum dono ke chutar laal kar diye
Me – good
He – jaise hi maine unki taraf dekha aunty boli ye kya ho raha hai kameeno aur bahut tez tez hum dono ko marna shuru kar diya
Main apne kapre uthakar tezi se dusre room me ghus gaya aur kapre pahankar bahar aa gaya
Maine dekha unka larka bhi kapre pahne unke samne baitha ro raha tha aur patte ki tarah kaanp raha tha bahar aakar main aunty se bola
Sorry aunty
Ye angreji me hum se na bolo angreji hi parh parh kar to sab barbaad hue jaye rahe hain
Main chup raha
Ab jaao dono aur naha kar aao khana khana hai ki nahi ya launde bazi se pet bhar gaya tum kamino ka – aunty chillate hue boli
Main wahan se apne room me chala gaya aur naha kar aaya fir khana khane laga
khana khane ke baad aunty apne larke se boli chal ja dukan kholkar baith jaake aur ghar me mat dikhayi dena wo chala gaya
main bhi jaun dukan pe – main bola
nahi tu yahin rahega – aunty gusse se boli
unka larka chala gaya uncle ki ek khaad aur beej ki dukan bhi hai
Me – ok bas tumhari kahani khatam hui ya nahi
He – abhi kahan aur suno uske jaane ke bad aunty mujh se boli ab wo tum se door hi rahega
Main to jar aha tha aap logon ne hi to rok liya -maine kaha
To is liye roka tha ki tum sabki gand maro kameene kahin ke – wo gusse se boli


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