02-01-2019, 08:38 PM
Tum har chiz ko issue kyun banati ho
arey msg ko msg ki tarah loo usko personaly kyun le leti ho arey msg parho
acha lage to thik warna delete kar do tamasha kyun banati ho har baat ka
Lekin fir bhi maine us ko kaha ki is tarah ke msg mujhe na bheje
Jiske jawab me us ne msg bheje –
Do nangi larkiyon ne bank loot liya aur bahr aakar ek larki dusri se boli
Chal ab jaldi se kapre pahan le kisi ne bhi hamara chehra to dekha nahi hoga
Next was ...
Do nangi larkiyan naha rahi thi ek larki dusri ke niche hath lagakar boli
Tere to yahan bilkul baal nahi hain
Dusri boli – arey bewakuf traffic wali sadak pe kabhi ghas nahi hoti
Is msg pe maine usko bahut fatkara lekin uska asar ye hua ki usne mujhe aur msg diya
Ek sardar ro raha tha khoob ro raha tha tabhi ek aunty aakar us se boli kya baat hai beta kyun ro rahe ho
Sardar bola – maine aaj tak kisi ki lee nahi
Aunty boli – koi baat nahi beta tum ro mat mere ghar chalo aur tum meri le lo
Aunty se Sex karne ke baad sardar khoob zor zor se hansne laga
Aunty ne pucha kyun hans rahe ho
Sardar bola ro ro kar maine pura mohalla chod diya
Next –
Ek larki ka birth day tha wo apne boy friend se boli
Darling aaj is mauke par tum mujhe koi aisa gift do jo asani se tum de na sako aur agar do to mai le na sakun
Larka sochete hue – hmmmm le meri gand maar le
Is ke baad maine shaizan ko msg kiya ki ab tumhara koi bhi msg main parhungi nahi
aur bina parhe hi delete kar dungi aur maine yahi kiya fir dusre roz jab main college me thi
Tabhi uska phone aaya maine phone uthaya
Hello – maine boli
He – yes maine kitni baar tumko msg kiya aur puch raha hunt um reply kyun nahi kar rahi ho
Me – maine kaha tha aap se ki main ab aap ke msg nahi parhungi aur delete kar dungi
He – arey lekin koi zaruri baat ho to
Me – ye aap ko sochna chahiye tha na
kyun aap ne bekar ke gande msg bheje jiski wajah se zaruri msg bhi ignore kiye gaye
He – arey yaar bahut ziddi hain aaap
Me – thik hai
He – you are impossible
Me – ok main to aisi hi hun
He – tum kuch ajeeb nahi ho
Me – aisi hi hun main jaisi hun apne liye hun ok
He – thik hai ab mere msg read karna mai koi bhi ghalat msg nahi send karunga i promise
Me – ok
He –ok bye fir baat hogi abhi mai bahut busy hun aur haan ek baat aur
Me – kya
He - pari ka khyal rakhna
Me – shut up ! Kameene
He – bye dear
Me – bye bye bye bhar me jaao badtameez
Maine phone band kiya aur baki ka waqt class me chuzi ke sath ghuzra fir main shahnaz KO lekar ghar chali aayi
arey msg ko msg ki tarah loo usko personaly kyun le leti ho arey msg parho
acha lage to thik warna delete kar do tamasha kyun banati ho har baat ka
Lekin fir bhi maine us ko kaha ki is tarah ke msg mujhe na bheje
Jiske jawab me us ne msg bheje –
Do nangi larkiyon ne bank loot liya aur bahr aakar ek larki dusri se boli
Chal ab jaldi se kapre pahan le kisi ne bhi hamara chehra to dekha nahi hoga
Next was ...
Do nangi larkiyan naha rahi thi ek larki dusri ke niche hath lagakar boli
Tere to yahan bilkul baal nahi hain
Dusri boli – arey bewakuf traffic wali sadak pe kabhi ghas nahi hoti
Is msg pe maine usko bahut fatkara lekin uska asar ye hua ki usne mujhe aur msg diya
Ek sardar ro raha tha khoob ro raha tha tabhi ek aunty aakar us se boli kya baat hai beta kyun ro rahe ho
Sardar bola – maine aaj tak kisi ki lee nahi
Aunty boli – koi baat nahi beta tum ro mat mere ghar chalo aur tum meri le lo
Aunty se Sex karne ke baad sardar khoob zor zor se hansne laga
Aunty ne pucha kyun hans rahe ho
Sardar bola ro ro kar maine pura mohalla chod diya
Next –
Ek larki ka birth day tha wo apne boy friend se boli
Darling aaj is mauke par tum mujhe koi aisa gift do jo asani se tum de na sako aur agar do to mai le na sakun
Larka sochete hue – hmmmm le meri gand maar le
Is ke baad maine shaizan ko msg kiya ki ab tumhara koi bhi msg main parhungi nahi
aur bina parhe hi delete kar dungi aur maine yahi kiya fir dusre roz jab main college me thi
Tabhi uska phone aaya maine phone uthaya
Hello – maine boli
He – yes maine kitni baar tumko msg kiya aur puch raha hunt um reply kyun nahi kar rahi ho
Me – maine kaha tha aap se ki main ab aap ke msg nahi parhungi aur delete kar dungi
He – arey lekin koi zaruri baat ho to
Me – ye aap ko sochna chahiye tha na
kyun aap ne bekar ke gande msg bheje jiski wajah se zaruri msg bhi ignore kiye gaye
He – arey yaar bahut ziddi hain aaap
Me – thik hai
He – you are impossible
Me – ok main to aisi hi hun
He – tum kuch ajeeb nahi ho
Me – aisi hi hun main jaisi hun apne liye hun ok
He – thik hai ab mere msg read karna mai koi bhi ghalat msg nahi send karunga i promise
Me – ok
He –ok bye fir baat hogi abhi mai bahut busy hun aur haan ek baat aur
Me – kya
He - pari ka khyal rakhna
Me – shut up ! Kameene
He – bye dear
Me – bye bye bye bhar me jaao badtameez
Maine phone band kiya aur baki ka waqt class me chuzi ke sath ghuzra fir main shahnaz KO lekar ghar chali aayi