10-07-2019, 11:46 PM
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Tejinder tan poora paper vi nhi padh payi te usde hathan toh oh thalle gir gya te usne ik hath apne muh te rakh leya .....
EPISODE - 2
Haaye mai maarja eh kine likeya hai ? Te aah ki likheya hai ? Jis kise ne vi likheya hai ki usnu koi sharam hai nhi ? Eh swaal tejinder kaur apne aap toh kardi hai ....akhir us paper vich likheya ki si ? Jis karke tejinder ehni pareshaan hogaayi ?
Eh likheya si paper vich jheda kamlesh ne tejinder de ghar de aage chad ta si - " ki haal ne meri mote mummeyan waliye ? Mai tera nya gharwala bol raha hu ...mai tujhe bhoth chaatha hu dil se ...teri waddi bund ne mainu patt leya hai ...sach mai jab tu chal ti hai toh tere bade chittad bhoth aachi tarah se hilte hai , ek doosre mai bakte hai
Mai ehna naram chittada nu mehsoos karna chanda han... Jaldi toh jaldi tenu apni gharwali bnana chanda han , tere wadde dudh de bhare hoye mummeyan nundekh ke mere toh rheya nhi jaamda dil tan karda hai ki bass ehna nu choosla raj ke ... "
Hun tejinder kaur bhoth pareshaan si aaj tak kise ne vi us naal ehdan di ghatiya gal nhi si kiti , oh tan apna hosh hi kho baithi si , Tejinder kaur de hath kamb de paaye si usnu kuj samaj nhi aareya si ki oh ki kare ?
Gusse vich aake tejinder kaur ne oh paper jo Kamlesh ne likheya si oh faad dita te khea " salla pata nhi kon harami hai jo kisi di gharwaliyan nu ehdan di gandi gandi gallan karda hai " Tejinder kaur ne rajj ke usnu gallan kadiyan ... Par aje vi oh gbhraayi hoyi si kyu ki oh ghare apne ikali si usnu bhoth darr lag rhea si
Oh soch rahi si ki je koi ehdan di parchi te likh sakda hai te ki pata oh mere ghare aake mere naal khuch vi kar sakda hai ? Is gall toh tejinder bhith darr gayi si ....
Par ik gal jo tejinder kaur nu pata lagi si oh eh si ki jis kise ne vi eh harkat kiti hai matlab eh paper te jo kuj bi likheya hai ... Oh banda pind da nhi hai kyu ki isde vich dono hindi te punjabi da istemaal kita gya si .... Hun oh sochi baith gayi si ki ehdan da kon ho sakda hai ? Usde sochdeyan hi usde mobile di bell hoyi TRING - TRING
jo thoda bhotha tejinder pehlan toh hi darri si hun oh apni phone di ghanti sun ke hor darr gayi ... Usmu laheya ki shaya eh ohsi bamde da phone ho sakda hai ..... TRING - TRING ... hundi rahi hun Tejinder kaur nu phone tan chakna hi phena si tan usne phone chakk hi leya
Tejinder - hello ( darri hoyi awaz vich )
( Tejinder da husband ) - hello tejinder ki haal ne tere ?
Tejinder - ( nu saah vich saah aaya pehlan tan oh darr hi gayi si ki shayad ohsi bande da ohone aagya hai ) hanji hello sab theek thaak tussi dasso
Husband - sab theek hai na ? Teri awaz toh nhi lagda
Tejinder - nhi oh vaise hi tuhanu lag rhea hai ( tejinder kaur ne jaan buj ke khuch nhi dasseya oh nhi chaamdi si ki usde gharwale nu pata lage .. tan oher agge jaake visa milan vich problem ho sakdi hai ... Oh nhi chaandi si ki oh kise pange karke apne family members nu milan toh reh je jo ki videsh vich ne )
Husband - aacha aacha , oh mai yan is karke phone kita si ki tenu dassan laoye ki visa da kam thoda delay hogya ehthe koi problem aagayi hai par tu tension na leh chethi sab theek ho jaayega
Tejinder - eh khabar sun ke tejinder bhoth udaas ho jaandi hai te khendi hai oh hoo bhoth mada hoya chalo tussi dekh leyo chethi toh chethi kaam karvaan di koshish kareyo ... ( Tejinder apne gharwale nu dassna tan chaundi si ki ajj us naal ki hoya par ik darr usde mann de andar baitha si jis karke oh dass na paayi )
Husband - chal theek hai mai koshish karunga ok bye
Tejinder - ok bye ( tejinder apne gharwale naal hor gall tan karni chaundi si oar usda gharwala sirf us naal matlab di hi gal karda si eh subaah Tejinder nu thoda pasand nhi si apne gharwale da )
Gbhraayi te darri hoyi tejinder oher us bande bare sochan lag jaandi hai par usnu khuch samaj nhi si aaundi shayad usde darr karke
Jadon usdi nazar thalle us page te paindi hai jo ohne hi faadeya si tan oh soch di hai ki lok dusreyan di jnanian bare ki ki soch de ne usnu bhoth bura lagda hai kyu ki oh bhoth shareef jnani si ... Par jad usnu ik line jo us paper vich likhi si yaad aandi hai jo usde wadde mummeyan te bahar nu nikli hoyi bund bare dass di hai tan usi time oh sheeshe vich apne aap nu dekh di hai
Te apne aap nu phuch di hai ki sacchi mere mumme matlab meri breast bhoth waddi hogayi hai ? Ki sacchi mere chittad jyada gol te mote te hamesha bahar nu nikle rhende ne ? Is soch vich tejinder 1 min laiye kho jaandi hai ..... Pher aachanak oh bol di hai AAYE HAAYE na na na na eh mai ki sochi jaani han ehdan da kuj nhi hai
Is soch vichaar , darr , ghbraat vich oh bed ge oai jaamdi hai saun laoye te usnu aap nu hi nhi oata lagda ki kad oh so gayi ?
( AGLE DIN SWERE )
Tejinder kaur uth di hai te ... Ajj plan kardi hai ki ajj oh college nhi jaayegi kyu ki kal raat toh hi oh bhoth pareshaan si ....
Naah dooh ke fresh ho ke sab toh oehlan tan ghar de jhede chote mote kam si oh khatam kardi hai tejinder kaur ...pher kal raat de scene bare sochan hi lagdi hai ki usde phone di bell pher toh hundi hai TRING - TRING
Tejinder soch di hai ohh foo hun kis da phone aagya ?
Tejinder - hello ?
Paramjit kaur ( tejinder di aachi saheli ) - hello Tejinder kaur ki haal ne ? Phechanya ?
Tejinder - oohh oo paramjit kaur wadiya sab wadiya tu dass tere ki haal ne ?
Paramjit kaur - mai vi wadiya tenu eh puchan nu phone kita hai ki tu ajj ghare hi hai na ? Ajj main tere pindo langna hai iskarke socheya kyu na tenu mildi jaava ?
Tejinder kaur - jaroor ji jaroor Aooo main ghare hi haan
( SWERE 11 VJE )
Tejinder de ghar de bahar bell hundi hai TING - TONG
Tejinder samaj jaandi hai ki paramjit kaur aagayi hai , oh jaldi naal jaake ghar da gate khol di hai
Tejinder - aao ji aaao
Paramjit kaur - thank you ji
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Tejinder kaur - usnu ghar de ik room vich baitha dindi hai te aap kitchen vich juice te khuch biscuit leke aajandi hai
Paramjit kaur - ooh leh isdi ki jaroorat si tejimder mai tan siraf tenu milan aayi han
Tejinder - leh khuch vi tan nhi hai juice te biscuits hi tan ne .... ( Dono hass paindiyan ne )
Paramjit kaur - hor suna ki haal chaal sab theek thaak ?
Tejinder - ( jhoot hi bol di hai , asal sachayi tan oh dassna nhi chaundi ki kal raat ki hoya mere naal ? ) Han sab theek tu dass
Paramjit kaur - sab theek thaak , hor tera gharwala te bacche theek ne ?
Tejinder kaur - han oh vi sab wadiya .... ( Tejinder kaur paramjit kaur nu apni aachi saheli samaj di si Tejinder ne oehlan vi paramjit naal kaiye gallan share kitian si usnu ohste vishvaas si bhoth ...ajj tejinder kaur soch di hai ki kise na kise tareeke naal oh apni is problem tan koi hal kadvalaye paramjit naal gal Karke )
Tejinder - ( soch rahi si ki us bande ne mere shareer bare bhoth khuch ajeeb likheya jo Tejinder kise vi haalat te manan nu tyaar nhi si .... Is laiye oh badi chalaki naal phuch di hai paramjit kaur toh )
- hor dass ki tenu mai moti tan nhi nazar aandi , ki mai weight tan nhi wadha leya hass ke phuch di hai
Paramjit kaur - nhi tan tu tan pehlan toh hi ehdan di hai mainu tan koi farak nhi lageya
Tejinder kaur - ki matlab pehlan toh hi ?
Paramjit kaur - matlab college toh hi shareer tera bhara hona shuru hogya si ... Hun par
Tejinder kaur - ( di dil di dhadkan tez honi shuru ho jaandi hai eh sun ke ... Pher oh sochan lagdi hai ki jo kal us bande ne likheya kithe oh sach tan nhi ) par ki ? Saaf saaf dass na
Paramjit kaur - ohh ho sun hun jadon toh tu maa bani hai ohs toh baad kuj shareer jyada bhaara hogya jive ki .... ( Hun paramjit thoda sharma jaandi hai oh poori gal dasssna nhi chaundi )
Tejinder - jiven ki ? Oohh oo sharma kyu rahi hai sadde vich keda koi banda baitha hai jis karke appa sharmaiye dass na ( tejinder kaur wargi shareef jnani vi kuj nhi dekh di jadon usde husan , usde figure te gal aajandi hai )
Paramjit kaur - yaar chal theek hai sun tu pher chup karke .. teri breast ( mumme ) bhoth waddi te moti hai ehdan lagda hai jiven do maas de pahad ekhate jud gaye hon ... Koi vi trre mummeyan nu dekh ke ehi sochu ga ki pata nhi kina k dudh da rass bhareya hai ehna vich ..... Teri bhar nu nikli hoyi chaudi bund , jadon tu turdi hai tan ehdan lagda hai ki tu jaan buj ke tu apne chittada nu hullara marvandi jaaa rahi hai ...par mainu pata hai tu ehdan jaan buj ke chittad hila ke nhi turdi ... Tere chittad rabb wallon hi ehne wadde hogaye ne ki jadon tu turdi hai tan ehdan lagda hai ki vibration mode lag gya hai chittada te
In short tu ik pure te pakki PUNJABAN hai , kyu ki asal Punjaban da shareer bhaara tere warga hi hunda hai .... Eh hai asal gal
Tejinder - eh sun ke tan jiven hil hi jaandi hai usnu samaj hi nhi aandi ki oh ki bole ? Aacha saachi oh god
Paramjit - hanji eh gal hai , aacha gallan bhoth kar liyan time hogya hai jaan da mai phone te gall karungi ok
Tejinder - tan aje vi maano paramjit di gallan toh bahar nhi aa paa rahi si ..... Thodi der tan ruk jaa hor
Paramjit - na yaar time bhoth hogya hai
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Tejinder - chal theek hai ok bye
TBC
please apne comment jarror karo , eh meri pehli story hai , tuhaade comment naal hi pata lagega ki story theek hai ki nhi
EPISODE - 2
Haaye mai maarja eh kine likeya hai ? Te aah ki likheya hai ? Jis kise ne vi likheya hai ki usnu koi sharam hai nhi ? Eh swaal tejinder kaur apne aap toh kardi hai ....akhir us paper vich likheya ki si ? Jis karke tejinder ehni pareshaan hogaayi ?
Eh likheya si paper vich jheda kamlesh ne tejinder de ghar de aage chad ta si - " ki haal ne meri mote mummeyan waliye ? Mai tera nya gharwala bol raha hu ...mai tujhe bhoth chaatha hu dil se ...teri waddi bund ne mainu patt leya hai ...sach mai jab tu chal ti hai toh tere bade chittad bhoth aachi tarah se hilte hai , ek doosre mai bakte hai
Mai ehna naram chittada nu mehsoos karna chanda han... Jaldi toh jaldi tenu apni gharwali bnana chanda han , tere wadde dudh de bhare hoye mummeyan nundekh ke mere toh rheya nhi jaamda dil tan karda hai ki bass ehna nu choosla raj ke ... "
Hun tejinder kaur bhoth pareshaan si aaj tak kise ne vi us naal ehdan di ghatiya gal nhi si kiti , oh tan apna hosh hi kho baithi si , Tejinder kaur de hath kamb de paaye si usnu kuj samaj nhi aareya si ki oh ki kare ?
Gusse vich aake tejinder kaur ne oh paper jo Kamlesh ne likheya si oh faad dita te khea " salla pata nhi kon harami hai jo kisi di gharwaliyan nu ehdan di gandi gandi gallan karda hai " Tejinder kaur ne rajj ke usnu gallan kadiyan ... Par aje vi oh gbhraayi hoyi si kyu ki oh ghare apne ikali si usnu bhoth darr lag rhea si
Oh soch rahi si ki je koi ehdan di parchi te likh sakda hai te ki pata oh mere ghare aake mere naal khuch vi kar sakda hai ? Is gall toh tejinder bhith darr gayi si ....
Par ik gal jo tejinder kaur nu pata lagi si oh eh si ki jis kise ne vi eh harkat kiti hai matlab eh paper te jo kuj bi likheya hai ... Oh banda pind da nhi hai kyu ki isde vich dono hindi te punjabi da istemaal kita gya si .... Hun oh sochi baith gayi si ki ehdan da kon ho sakda hai ? Usde sochdeyan hi usde mobile di bell hoyi TRING - TRING
jo thoda bhotha tejinder pehlan toh hi darri si hun oh apni phone di ghanti sun ke hor darr gayi ... Usmu laheya ki shaya eh ohsi bamde da phone ho sakda hai ..... TRING - TRING ... hundi rahi hun Tejinder kaur nu phone tan chakna hi phena si tan usne phone chakk hi leya
Tejinder - hello ( darri hoyi awaz vich )
( Tejinder da husband ) - hello tejinder ki haal ne tere ?
Tejinder - ( nu saah vich saah aaya pehlan tan oh darr hi gayi si ki shayad ohsi bande da ohone aagya hai ) hanji hello sab theek thaak tussi dasso
Husband - sab theek hai na ? Teri awaz toh nhi lagda
Tejinder - nhi oh vaise hi tuhanu lag rhea hai ( tejinder kaur ne jaan buj ke khuch nhi dasseya oh nhi chaamdi si ki usde gharwale nu pata lage .. tan oher agge jaake visa milan vich problem ho sakdi hai ... Oh nhi chaandi si ki oh kise pange karke apne family members nu milan toh reh je jo ki videsh vich ne )
Husband - aacha aacha , oh mai yan is karke phone kita si ki tenu dassan laoye ki visa da kam thoda delay hogya ehthe koi problem aagayi hai par tu tension na leh chethi sab theek ho jaayega
Tejinder - eh khabar sun ke tejinder bhoth udaas ho jaandi hai te khendi hai oh hoo bhoth mada hoya chalo tussi dekh leyo chethi toh chethi kaam karvaan di koshish kareyo ... ( Tejinder apne gharwale nu dassna tan chaundi si ki ajj us naal ki hoya par ik darr usde mann de andar baitha si jis karke oh dass na paayi )
Husband - chal theek hai mai koshish karunga ok bye
Tejinder - ok bye ( tejinder apne gharwale naal hor gall tan karni chaundi si oar usda gharwala sirf us naal matlab di hi gal karda si eh subaah Tejinder nu thoda pasand nhi si apne gharwale da )
Gbhraayi te darri hoyi tejinder oher us bande bare sochan lag jaandi hai par usnu khuch samaj nhi si aaundi shayad usde darr karke
Jadon usdi nazar thalle us page te paindi hai jo ohne hi faadeya si tan oh soch di hai ki lok dusreyan di jnanian bare ki ki soch de ne usnu bhoth bura lagda hai kyu ki oh bhoth shareef jnani si ... Par jad usnu ik line jo us paper vich likhi si yaad aandi hai jo usde wadde mummeyan te bahar nu nikli hoyi bund bare dass di hai tan usi time oh sheeshe vich apne aap nu dekh di hai
Te apne aap nu phuch di hai ki sacchi mere mumme matlab meri breast bhoth waddi hogayi hai ? Ki sacchi mere chittad jyada gol te mote te hamesha bahar nu nikle rhende ne ? Is soch vich tejinder 1 min laiye kho jaandi hai ..... Pher aachanak oh bol di hai AAYE HAAYE na na na na eh mai ki sochi jaani han ehdan da kuj nhi hai
Is soch vichaar , darr , ghbraat vich oh bed ge oai jaamdi hai saun laoye te usnu aap nu hi nhi oata lagda ki kad oh so gayi ?
( AGLE DIN SWERE )
Tejinder kaur uth di hai te ... Ajj plan kardi hai ki ajj oh college nhi jaayegi kyu ki kal raat toh hi oh bhoth pareshaan si ....
Naah dooh ke fresh ho ke sab toh oehlan tan ghar de jhede chote mote kam si oh khatam kardi hai tejinder kaur ...pher kal raat de scene bare sochan hi lagdi hai ki usde phone di bell pher toh hundi hai TRING - TRING
Tejinder soch di hai ohh foo hun kis da phone aagya ?
Tejinder - hello ?
Paramjit kaur ( tejinder di aachi saheli ) - hello Tejinder kaur ki haal ne ? Phechanya ?
Tejinder - oohh oo paramjit kaur wadiya sab wadiya tu dass tere ki haal ne ?
Paramjit kaur - mai vi wadiya tenu eh puchan nu phone kita hai ki tu ajj ghare hi hai na ? Ajj main tere pindo langna hai iskarke socheya kyu na tenu mildi jaava ?
Tejinder kaur - jaroor ji jaroor Aooo main ghare hi haan
( SWERE 11 VJE )
Tejinder de ghar de bahar bell hundi hai TING - TONG
Tejinder samaj jaandi hai ki paramjit kaur aagayi hai , oh jaldi naal jaake ghar da gate khol di hai
Tejinder - aao ji aaao
Paramjit kaur - thank you ji
.
Tejinder kaur - usnu ghar de ik room vich baitha dindi hai te aap kitchen vich juice te khuch biscuit leke aajandi hai
Paramjit kaur - ooh leh isdi ki jaroorat si tejimder mai tan siraf tenu milan aayi han
Tejinder - leh khuch vi tan nhi hai juice te biscuits hi tan ne .... ( Dono hass paindiyan ne )
Paramjit kaur - hor suna ki haal chaal sab theek thaak ?
Tejinder - ( jhoot hi bol di hai , asal sachayi tan oh dassna nhi chaundi ki kal raat ki hoya mere naal ? ) Han sab theek tu dass
Paramjit kaur - sab theek thaak , hor tera gharwala te bacche theek ne ?
Tejinder kaur - han oh vi sab wadiya .... ( Tejinder kaur paramjit kaur nu apni aachi saheli samaj di si Tejinder ne oehlan vi paramjit naal kaiye gallan share kitian si usnu ohste vishvaas si bhoth ...ajj tejinder kaur soch di hai ki kise na kise tareeke naal oh apni is problem tan koi hal kadvalaye paramjit naal gal Karke )
Tejinder - ( soch rahi si ki us bande ne mere shareer bare bhoth khuch ajeeb likheya jo Tejinder kise vi haalat te manan nu tyaar nhi si .... Is laiye oh badi chalaki naal phuch di hai paramjit kaur toh )
- hor dass ki tenu mai moti tan nhi nazar aandi , ki mai weight tan nhi wadha leya hass ke phuch di hai
Paramjit kaur - nhi tan tu tan pehlan toh hi ehdan di hai mainu tan koi farak nhi lageya
Tejinder kaur - ki matlab pehlan toh hi ?
Paramjit kaur - matlab college toh hi shareer tera bhara hona shuru hogya si ... Hun par
Tejinder kaur - ( di dil di dhadkan tez honi shuru ho jaandi hai eh sun ke ... Pher oh sochan lagdi hai ki jo kal us bande ne likheya kithe oh sach tan nhi ) par ki ? Saaf saaf dass na
Paramjit kaur - ohh ho sun hun jadon toh tu maa bani hai ohs toh baad kuj shareer jyada bhaara hogya jive ki .... ( Hun paramjit thoda sharma jaandi hai oh poori gal dasssna nhi chaundi )
Tejinder - jiven ki ? Oohh oo sharma kyu rahi hai sadde vich keda koi banda baitha hai jis karke appa sharmaiye dass na ( tejinder kaur wargi shareef jnani vi kuj nhi dekh di jadon usde husan , usde figure te gal aajandi hai )
Paramjit kaur - yaar chal theek hai sun tu pher chup karke .. teri breast ( mumme ) bhoth waddi te moti hai ehdan lagda hai jiven do maas de pahad ekhate jud gaye hon ... Koi vi trre mummeyan nu dekh ke ehi sochu ga ki pata nhi kina k dudh da rass bhareya hai ehna vich ..... Teri bhar nu nikli hoyi chaudi bund , jadon tu turdi hai tan ehdan lagda hai ki tu jaan buj ke tu apne chittada nu hullara marvandi jaaa rahi hai ...par mainu pata hai tu ehdan jaan buj ke chittad hila ke nhi turdi ... Tere chittad rabb wallon hi ehne wadde hogaye ne ki jadon tu turdi hai tan ehdan lagda hai ki vibration mode lag gya hai chittada te
In short tu ik pure te pakki PUNJABAN hai , kyu ki asal Punjaban da shareer bhaara tere warga hi hunda hai .... Eh hai asal gal
Tejinder - eh sun ke tan jiven hil hi jaandi hai usnu samaj hi nhi aandi ki oh ki bole ? Aacha saachi oh god
Paramjit - hanji eh gal hai , aacha gallan bhoth kar liyan time hogya hai jaan da mai phone te gall karungi ok
Tejinder - tan aje vi maano paramjit di gallan toh bahar nhi aa paa rahi si ..... Thodi der tan ruk jaa hor
Paramjit - na yaar time bhoth hogya hai
.
Tejinder - chal theek hai ok bye
TBC
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