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Savere 7 vaje sunny di neend khuli... Usne dekhea k oh chadder thale bilkul nanga pea hai te sarab bed te nahi c... Sunny nu pishab da jor pea hunda oh uthke sidda bathroom ch vadd janda... Bathroon ch usde mann ch khushi atte guilty de mille jule vichar aa rahe san..ek passe taan usnu att di jatti thalle paun di khushi c jo k hun usnu jindgi bhar lai mili pakki phudi najar aa rahi c.....dujje passe kite usnu ohna dona de riste di pavitarta bhang karan da dukh v hunda.... khass tor te sunny de ranjodh naal mame bhanje nalo vadh dosti da rista jis ch ranjodh avdi ijjat sarab tak usde hawale kar janda te gea c wala rista.... Jo k sunny ne aap avdi mami ni chod k taar taar kar ditta c...nu daagi karan da dukh c... Sunny avde aap nu ranjodh da gunehegaar samaj rea c.... 

Eh kuj sochde sochde sunny fresh ho k te naha ke bathroom ch kafi der lagga k nanga hi gille pinde bahar aunda hai... Sahmne kitchen alle paseo sarab chitta tight suit pai Room ch cha wali tray leke andar badd rahi hundi aa... Usda dhayan sunnt de patta vich lamkde lul te janda.. Baithea hoya lun v avdi hasiyat bayan rea hunda jo k raat sarab ne tassali nale check v kar lai c ...eh sab dekh k sarab de akhan ch vakhri chamak najar aa rahi hundi aa...
Sarab(chedan de andaj ch): kujj sharm kar ghar ch eve nanga turea firda
Sunny(rukhpan naal bina akh milae) : mami sari raat bhanje ton chudwa k hun sharm di gal kardi aa
Sarab( muh uttar janda): chal koi dekh na lave kuj pa le te cha peela.

Sunny kacha banayan chuk k pa lainda te cha peen lag janda..... Sarab v cha pee k uth jandi te kitchen ch ja k brkfast banoun lagg jandi aa...usdi thoda tym pahela tak jo khushi c oh hun kuj fikki paindi najar aundi aa... Oh pichle kuj minutes ton avde aap nu sunny muhre gasti vaang mehsus kar rahi hundi aa...jisnu k sari raat maslan bad savere avdi aukaat dikha diti gai hove...usnu sunny ton sayed ehaas nahi c.. Usnu pata c k usne ranjodh ton bahar kise hor ton phudi marouna galat hai ese lai usne avde aap dia ichavan andar dabai rakhia san par sayed sarab te sunny da prabhav kuj adda da c te sunny sarab nu te usde hallata nu bahut changi tara jaanda c jis karke usnu sunny naal eh sab karna aina galat nahi c lagea.. ....oh avde halaata bare sochdi gas te roti bana rahi c te usde akhan ch paani aa reha c.... Usdi akhan sahmne kade ranjodh te kade karan te kade sunny dia tasveera aa rahia san... Aine nu uanu avde pet tedu hatha da firna mehsoos hoya.... Sarab nu bina dekhe pata c k Eh hath sunny de han ..te oh esnu ignore karna choundi c es lai osne vina koi response dite avda kamm karna jaari rakhea ... Osdia gillia akhan ch pani behna shuru ho gea... Jo k sunny ne kuj time baad mehsoos kitta.... Sunny ne fadd k saran nu avde vall ghumaya ..ghumde ee sarab sunny di chatti te sir rakhke jor jor di ronn te duskan lag gai...

Sunny ne avdi galti da ehsaas hunde ee usne sarab da muh dona hatha vich fadke usde mathe te chummi lai fir usde akhan kolo usde athru peen lag gea.. Aine ch sarab de phone di ghanti vajji... Dona da dhayan os vall gea... Sarab ne gas band karke phone chukea.... Phone ranjodh da c..
Sarab( avdi awaj theek kardi hoi): hello
Ranjodh: hello ssa malko.. Ki gal awaj kive badli badli teri
Sarab(sambhaldi hoi ): kuj ni g thoda galla kharab aa .. Tusi dasso karan kithe .. Ki haal usda
Ranjodh: sunny vadia khed da pea bachea nal... 
Sarab: auna kado g 2 din ho gae
Ranjodh : kyu g nahi lagda mere bina
Sarab: tuhade nahi karan da puchea c
Ranjodh : shaam nu ee aaya java.. Khana bana lavi sada nale sunny kithe aa time naal aa janda..
Sarab: aa e janda bas... Hun khana reha
Ranjodh: dekh aj aitvaar aa sham nu dr ne nahi milna sunny naal jaake dawai le aa avdi galla kaafi kharab lagg reha... Kehni taan main keh dena sunny naal nal gal kara nale meri
Sunny( ph fad de hoe naal ee sarab nu fad lainda sarab sunny kolo chtan si nakamm jehi koshish kardi aa par ranjodh nu pata de lagan de daro chut nai paundi...). : ssa mama g
Ranjodh: ssa .. Ki haal aa
Sunny: vadia g... Kado auna 

Gal karde karde sunny avda hath sarab de tight kameej ch galle kolo paunda hai te bra vich kaid mumme nu hath oa k daban lagg janda... Sarab bewass hoke seh rahi hundi eh sab... Ea vaar usnu majja nahi aa reha hunda...

Ranjodh: main taan raat tak ajju... Nale mami avdi ni dawai dawa leyai dr kolo main aunda late ho jana... 
Sunny: theek aa mama g tusi hun mami di chinta na karo maon haiga..
Ranjodh: chal theek a main khet ja ava hun

Aina kehke ranjodh phone cut dainda hai.... Sunny v phone kitchen slab te rakh dainda.. Phone rakhan di der c k sarab ne sunny da hath fadd k bahar kad ditta. 
Sarab: sunny please mainu maaf karde ... Mere ton raat galti ho gai... Te main asdi sajja bhughat chuki aa... Please tu v bhul ja eh sab.. Te apne ose purane rishte nu banai rakh

Eh kehandi hoi sarab ronn lagg jandi aa.. Sunny sarab nu fad k jaffi pa lainda te te sarab de walla ch hath feran lag janda..ave ee thode tym ch sarab ronna band kardi aa... Sunny ave e sarab nu bukal vich leke bed rum ch le janda te bed te bithonda te aap v naal e bed te baith janda..

Sunny: sorry mami main kuj v laa k nahi c keha odo... Oh taan tu ched rahi c taan jawab dita c..

Sarab : teri galti nahi mainu pata sunny jo main kitta os lai eh main deserve kardi c.. 

Sunny: mami es ch tera v kasoor nahi... Kasoor mera te mame da hai... Mame ne tainu oh sukh nahi ditta jo tera hakk banda c te main hi os gal da faida chukea...par eh kalla faida nahi main tainu pasand karda..plz je main kade v tere lai jindgi ch kuj changa kitta taan ose da vaasta k meri saver alli gal bhul k mainu maaf karde... 
Aina kehande sunny ne sarab nu avde naal laga k ghutt k jaffi pa lai... Sarab ne es gal da koi jawab na ditta te chip chap sunny de sinne te sir rakhke kafi der pai rahi... Fir uthke rasoi ch gai te brkfst tayar karke sunny nu rasoi ch awaj diti... Sunny kitchen ch gea os vele osne sare kapde pa lae hunde te tayar hunda... Sarab v normal behave kardi aa... Sunny sidha ja k avdi plate ch khana na pa k sarab di plate ch hi khan lagg janda.. Dono chup chap kahan kha lainde aa... 

Sunny te sarab khana kha lainde han... Te rum ch aa jande 



Sunny: mami tayar hojo chalie 



Sarab: tayar ee aa bas lock karda ghar



Sunny: nahi mami ave nahi ajj ban sanwar k chalna paina mere naal..... Main agge ton tainu hamesha bani savri ee dekhna... Tu avda dhayan nahi rakhdi par aj ton tainu mere karke avda dhayan rakhna paina... Te je mainu sachi pyar kardi taan hune to shuru karna paina...



Sarab. : accha bapu mann laini aa..tu e dasde kida hova tayar..



Sunny: pahela taan ah suit badal fir thoda bahut make up ..pata lagge yaar naal bajaar ghuman chali aa



Sarab: kaka je kise nu pata chal gea taan tera pata nahi mera tere mame ne vadd k tote tote kar dene

Sunny bah fad k sarab nu usdi almirah kol le janda te almirah kholke usde suits cho khidea gulabi suit kad k dainda te naal ee kale rang di kachi v. .. Te sarab nu kehanda aa pa k chal cheti tayar hoja..

Sarab othe hi rum ch duje pase muh karke avdi kameej lah daindi te navi kameej pa laindi... Fir ave hi salwar utar k kachi te salwar v badal laindi... Sunny eh sab kol khada dekh reha hunda .. Usda man taan kar reha hunda k othe ee fad k sarab nu dha lave par oh avde te control rakhda.... Kyunki usde mann ch kuj hor c...sarab fir dressing table kol jake lipstik lagoundi te hir nika motta makeup kar laindi te sunny nu kehandi chalie... Dono gharo bahar nikalde te ghar lock karke bahar aa jande..


Sunny bullet start karda .. Te sarab ek pase lattan karke piche baith jandi hai. Usda ek hath sunny de modde te rakhea hunda... Bullet bajaar vaal nu tur paindaDono jane bulletbte baithe avdi feeling ch hunde aa... Aine nu sarab dekhdi aa sunny bajar di jagah hir pasee bullet mod lainda... 

Sarab: ah kidar nu chal pea sunny

Sunny: baith k dekh mami.. Tainu kite nahi bhaja k leke janda

Sunny: koi na je kade lods pai bhaja k v leju...

Aine ne bullet gurudware agge ruk janda... 

Sarab nu kuj samaj nahi aundi...

Sarab: sunny aithe kyu leke aya

Sunny: chal mami matha tek laiye... Nale rabb ton avde nave riste lai asirvaad le laiye

Sarab: hun avdia najra cho tan sutt ee dita hun rabb agge v sutt de

Sunny: mami eh sab rabb di marzibton bina nahi hoya .. Nale bahutia galan na kar... Je mere nal yaari lai aa tan hun chup kat nal chal



9 vajj chuke hunde..gurudwarra khali vang hunda... Sunny te sarab andar ekathe jande te matha tekde... Jidda ek jodda tekda hunda.. Dono matha tek bahar aa jande te fir ton bajaar lai nikal painde aa... Rste ch ek rmp doctr ton sarab nu cold di dawai le dainda te market ja... Sunny sarab nu up makeup da samaan lain lai kehanda. Sarab mana kardi par sunny avdi souh pa k sarab nu chup karke usda kehna manan lai kehnda te makeup da saman leke dainda te sarab sukaan ton bahar aa jandi te sunny andar aap v jaake gents counter te ladies counter ton lainda ... Fir kapde di dukaan de jande aa otho sarab lai 3 avdi marzi de suit lainde te talior nu stiching lai de dainde..eh sab ton bad bajaar ch e ek resturent ton coffee peende han... Sarab nu haje 2 ku kamm hunde han bajar ch par..sunny aj nahi keh k mana kar dainda... Dono ghar lai nikal painde... Sarab sunny piche chip chap baithi avdi pahela di jindgi te hun pichle ek din ton jo vapar reha us baare soch k comparr kar rahi hundi aa .. Aini nu ghar aa janda... Sarab gate kholdi te dono jake andar saman rakhde han... Sunny main gate andro band karke vapas andar aa janda... Sarab sunny lai paani da glass leke aundi aa... Sarab di chunni bed te pai hundi aa panni peke. Sunny boot lah k bed te baith janda.. Sarab tv chaloun lagdi..



Sunny: rahen de sarab tv na chala... Ajja mere kol galla karde aa..



Sarab sunny kol ja k baith jandi aa.. 



Sarab: hanji g dasso ki gallan karnia mere hajoor ne



Sunny: bahut khus najar aa rahi aa ajj



Sarab: najar nahi aa rahi sunny sachi khush haan.... Sayed oni jini kade v nahi c



Sunny: kyu ajeha ki hoya



Sarab: jive tainu taan pata ee nahi



Sunny bed tu uthda te avde bajaaro leke aye lifafe cho ek dabbi kad da... Dabbi leke sunny sarab kol aunda... Sarab dhyan nal dekhdi oh dabbi sandhiir aali hundi aa...



Sarab: sunny aa kamm na kari... Main sandoor nahi bharouna tere ton... Main tainu kal ton hi nahi bahut pahela ton hi pasand kardi aa.. Te jo raat hoya oh main aap chaoundi c.. Main mukardi nahi..

Te main ea riste nu ave hi bina koi nava naam dite nibhouna chaundi aa.... Please mainu es lai jabardasti na naa kari...



Sunny ( thoda khuhde hoe ): main samjhea nahi tu chaunde ki aa ... saaf saaf dass



Sarab: ohi jo tu chaunda hai... Main har tara naal tete naal sehmat aa... Mera tann mann sab tera hai.. Par mera ek ee gharwala te oh chahe jive da v ohi rahuga... Te apne jehde rrishte karke apa eh hoe te aitho tak pahunche main oh nahi khatam karna chaoundi... Plz mainu galat na samaj... Main teri mami reh k ee khush te mami reh k tere tob sabb khushi di aas rakhdi haan... Sunny mainu devanga na saria oh khushia..



Aina kehande sarab sunny de godi ch sir rakhke pe jandi aa ...Sunny nu kafi hadd tak gal samaj aaun lagg jandi... Oh sarab de sir ch hath feran lag janda... 



Sunny: theek aa mami jida tu chahegi oda hi hovega... Par je main kahan k main aj hune avdi mammi naal suhaagdin manouna taan usda v jawab dasde ki hou...



Sarab: mami teri jo te jida kahenga oda ee karugi.. Bas ah dekhla din da vela je koi aa gea. ... Tere mame ne v auna 



Sunny: mame ne late auna meri gal ho ga c.. Te nale aj saver da mainu pata main kida rokea avde aap nu hun kamm sabar ton bahar hoi janda... 


Aina kehande sunny apna hath sarab de kameej de gal vicho usde mumme te pa lainda.. Mumme da ohi naram ehsaas sarab di umar da ehsaas karounda sunny nu jis naal usde lun ch hulchal hon lagg jandi aa..sarab v java sidhi ho jandi hai jis nal sunny aram nal usde mumme masal sake..