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Part 13.
Kalu harami ekdum dheere se bhabhi ki chut me ungali karne laga tha.
Idhar bhabhi itni garam ho chuki thi ki uski sanse atak gayi thi.
Ke,
Tabhi Birju aa gaya.
Darwaje ki awaj sunte hi dono hadbadaakar uth gaye.
Uff..
Bhabhi toh mooh chupaati reh gayi.
Magar kalu bhi surprised tha. Wo samajh naa paya tha ki, Birju itni jaldi kaise louta tha?
Birju andar aate hi ice-creams dikhate bolne laga.
Birju- Dekhe. Nikla tha ice-cream lene ko, magar bhabhi jee ke ghar ke samne se hi ice-cream wala nikal raha tha. Awaj dekar rukwaya aur wahi thanda thanda ice-cream le aaya.
Kalu- Dhattt...tere ki...budbakkk...ab kaa bataaye tumka.
Kalu chuk..chuk karte Naa me gardan hilaane laga.
Kalu ke expressions dekh bed par padi bhabhi ki actually me hasi foot gayi.
Birju- kaa huwa..kuch galat kiye kaa?
Kalu- Haa..ha..ab rahne do ab. Tumka kaa bataaye ab? Kala akshar, bhains barabar!! Khilaao ab bhabhi jee ko ice-cream.
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Wo cone wale ice-cream the. Birju ne 1 nikalkar bhabhi ko diya, 1 kalu ko aur 1 apne liye rakha.
Wo wahi baithne wala tha, ki tabhi kalu ne birju ko ishaare me kuch samjha diya. Birju turant samajh gaya.
Kalu- Are birjuwa..wo tumhari Lugaayi phone kar rahi thi naa? Jaao niche, niche rehkar aram se baat kar lo pahale. Warna tumhari luaaayi toh aag ugalegi tumpar.
Birju- Haa..haa.. achaa huaa yaad dilaya. Mai abhi jata hu niche. Aapka chalne dijiye.
Aisa bolkar Birju niche jaane laga.
Jaate wakat bhi birju ne kalu ko kuch ishaare me samjha diya.
Kalu Haa me sar hilaate niche chala gaya.
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Ab Kalu ke liye fir se rasta khul gaya tha.
Kalu- Bhabhi, khaiye..khaiye..ice-cream khayiye. Warna pighalna shuru ho jaayegi. Khass aapke liye mangwayi hai. Kitni mehnat ki hai aapne hamare liye....
Bhabhi ne mana nahi kiya.
Shayad andar lagi jawani ki aag ko ice-cream se buzhana chahati thi.
Bhabhi ne mooh kholte hue wo ice-cream apne hoton se lagaya.
Idhar Kalu bhabhi kaa wo sexy tarike se ice-cream ko chaatna dekhta reh gaya.
Bhabhi usko dekhkar boli.
Bhabhi- Are..aap bhi khaao. Warna aapka bhi pighal jaayega.
Tabhi Kalu bola.
Kalu- Haa..haa..khayenge. tabhi toh mangwaya hai. Magar hamara ice-cream bhi special hoga. Jaise aapka khana special tha, jaise aapki chaai special thi...
Bhabhi- Matlab?
Tabhi, Kalu apna ice-cream lekar bed par bhabhi ke pass pahunch gaya. Bhabhi ke pass pahunchkar usne bhabhi ko ekdum se jor kaa dhakka dete hue piche dhakel diya.
Bhabhi ice-cream ke sath hi bed par gir padi.
Agale hi pal me Kalu ne apne hath me pakada thanda ice-cream seedha bhabhi ki chut par ulta dher kar diya.
Uffff....
Pahale toh dhakke se bhabhi surprise thi, aur tabhi uske sabse najook body part par barf ka sparsh hote hi bhabhi karhaa uthi.
Bhabhi - Aunchhh..ahhhhaaaaa..issssssss.....
Usko chut par ye barf lagate hi Chuurrr awaj uthi thi. Jaise mano kisi active jwalamukhi par Himalaya kaa barf aakar gir gaya ho.
Agale hi pal Kalu seedha zhukte hue bhabhi ke dono tango ke bich me ghuss gaya.
Ufff...
Aur uss harami ne agale hi pal mooh ghusakar bhabhi ke chut par laga huaa ice-cream chaat liya.
Ohhhh...
Bhabhi- Ummmhhhaaaaa...ohh..my..god...uffff...what the fuck....ummhhhhaa...stop....umhhh..
Bhabhi ki aahe nikal gayi.
Ek toh thande sparsh se bhabhi ki chut bokhla gayi thi, aur upar se iss paraye mard ki jeebh lagate hi uski chut pagal hi ho gayi.
Uff..
Fallll....se bhabhi ki chut ne paani hi chod diya.
Bhabhi kaa poora badan ek ajeeb touch se kamp utha.
*******
Tabhi,
Uski dono tango ke beech Kalu ne apni jeebh chalana shuru kiya.
Phat se usne waha laga ice-cream chaat khaya.
Bhabhi- ufff..umm..ahhh...
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Tabhi, Kalu ne bhabhi ki tange pakad li aue usko faila diya.
Ufff..
Jaise hi tange fail gayi, bhabhi ke chut ki fank bhi khul gayi.
Issbaar t9h Kalu ne wo ice-cream seedha uss fank par maar di.
Uske uske peeche apna mooh ghusakar jeebh se ice-cream chaatne laga.
Chut ke andruni hisse par ice-cream lagate hi bhabhi ki chinkh nikal gayi.
Bhabhi- ummmhhh..ussssss....ohhh..nooooo
Wow....
Ab kalu ice-cream ke sath bhabhi ki chut bhi khaane laga.
Umhhh...
Kya gajab combination tha.
Sach me special ice-cream mil gaya tha usko.
Uski iss harkat ne lekin bhabhi ko jaise usne akhari chor tak le jakar toda tha.
Kyunki, thodi hi der me bhabhi ki tangon ko pakadne ki jaroorat naa padi thi. Uski tange apne aap me aur khul gayi thi.
Ohhh...
Idhar,
Harami kalu chaatne me 1 number kaa mahir tha.
Uski jeebh ki shararat kaa kya kehna? Ek vishesh pattern ke sath wo bhabhi ki chut ke door-darraj kono ko bhi nahi chod raha tha.
Kisi kutte ki tarah jeebh ko laplapaakar wo bhabhi ki chut ched raha tha aur sath me chut-rass ko ice-cream ke sath chatt kar raha tha.
Sath me chain me bandhi bhabhi ki chut ki clit ko kalu kisi cake par lagi toppings ki tarah istmaal kar raha tha.
Bhabhi wasna ki aag me kan-kan mar gayi.
Tabhi, uss haami ne yaha bhi wahi kiya. Ab kahi maja aane hi laga tha, ki tabhi usne chatna band kar diya. Aur uthakar bed par baith gaya.
Ufff...
Bhabhi toh itna tadap gayi thi, ki 1 pal ke liye usko Kalu ne kaan ke niche thappad lagaane kaa man kiya.
*******
Uske aise bich me rukte hi bhabhi ab uthkar ljja se baith gayi.
Tabhi kaalu bol pada.
Kalu- Ab, aap ki baari.
Bhabhi- Kya?
Kalu- Are yahi. Special ice-cream khaane ki ab aapki baari hai.
Itna bolkar kalu ne seedha apne pant ki chain khol di. Aur andar hath dalkar apne lund ko hi bahaar nikal diya.
Ohh..
Bhabhi ne phat se apni ankhe band kar li.
Bhabhi - Chiii...ye kya? Andar daaliye isko...chi...aap bhi naa...
Kalu- Are...ab kaahe kaa sharmana? Lijiye..lijiye...aap bhi special ice-cream kaa maja lijiye.
Bhabhi- Shut up...chiii...ekdum chup..badmash kahi ke...mujhe nahi khana koi special ice-cream.. Mere liye yahi thik hai.
Itna bolkar bhabhi thoda muskuraai.
Kalu ne bhi iss baat ko yahi chod diya.
Use pata tha ki bhabhi 'Naa' hi karne wali hai.
Kalu- Thik hai.
Toh ab wo Chup baitha aur apna ice-cream khaane laga.
Magar, uske iss bartaav se bhabhi badi bechain ho uthi.
"Aurat ko jab Manaya nahi jaaye, tab baat chahe koi bhi ho? usko bachaini khaa hi jaati hai."
Shayad bhabhi ko laga tha ki Kalu aur jyada manane ki koshish karega? Uske samne gidgidaaye gaa? Thodi gustaki dikhaate hue jabardasti karega?
Magar, Harami Kalu ne aisa kuch bhi nahi kiya tha.
Bhabhi ke inkaar ko badi asani se kabool karte hue usne uss baat ko hi kaat diya tha.
Iss baat ne bhabhi ko ghussa dila diya tha. Pata nahi magar kyu? Bhabhi ek ajeeb si baichaini feel kar gayi.
Ab kalu ice-cream khaate baitha. Toh ab bhabhi ne bhi lambi sans bhar li aur khud bhi ice-cream khaane me lag gayi.
Tabhi Kalu haste hue majakiya andaaj me bol pada.
Kalu- bhabhi jee, ek sawal poochu aapko?
Bhabhi- Sawal? Slurrrppp #### poocho?
Kalu- Ek ice-cream ki dukaan par 3 ladkiya ice-cream kha rahi thi. Usme se pahali wali chaat kar khaa rahi thi. Dusari wali chaat kar khaa rahi thi, aur teesari wali ice-cream kaat kar khaa rahi thi. Toh bataao teeno me shadishuda kounsi ladki hai?
Uska ye sawal sunkar bhabhi turant sharma gayi.
Aur ghusse se boli.
Bhabhi- Aap chup rahe....battamiz kahi ke...
Kalu- Are battamiz kaahe ke liye? Aapki soch gandi hai toh hum kaa kare? Mere prashn kaa bada asan saa jawab hai. "Jiski mang me sindoor hoga! " asan hai.
Uska answer sunte hi bhabhi mooh me ice-cream fasakar hi jor se hass padi. Usko thodi chocking bhi huii itni jor se hasi aayi.
Uske sath Kalu bhi joro se hasne laga.
Ha..ha..ha.ha..ha..ha...
Bhabhi- iiiwwwww....aap bhi naa...pagal hi hai...chup rahe bilkul..
Bhabhi apni hi soch par dil se haste hue boli.
Kalu- Achaa..aur 1 sune.
Bhabhi- No way. Stop it. Aap aur aapki ye baate. Rahane dijye. Inhe aapke pass hi rakhe. Muzhe nahi sunani.
Kalu- Are sun lijiye. "Pure veg" hai. Batayiye, marad ke pass wah konsi chiz hoti hai, jise aurat ko khub chatna pasand hai?
Bhabhi- shuuuuu...besharam kahi ke...aap fir shuru ho gaye?
Kalu- Are " Dimaag" " bheja" ...ha..ha..ha..ha ... aurat ko marad kaa bheja khana bada pasand hai. Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi ye wala bhi answer sunkar khub dil kholkar hasne lagi.
Kalu- Dekha. Hamra joke pure veg hota hai...ha..ha..ha...Chale shadi-shuda aurat ke upar aur 1 sawal poochta hu.
Bhabhi- No..bilkul No. Nahi sunana kuch bhi muzhe.
Kalu- Are aap khubsoorat shadi-shuda ho, aur hoshiyaar bhi ho. Isliye aapse pooch raha hu. Ab inme se kya nahi ho aap bataao? Dekha? Teeno ho. Tabhi toh aapko pooch rahe hai..Batayiye - " Wah konsi chiz hai, jiske chaaro taraf baal hai, aur beech me ek darar, aur usme pahali baar pati dalta hai, aur baadme roj roj shadi-shuda aurat khud dalwati hai.
Bhabhi- Chiiiii....what the fuck kalu jee??? Ye kya hai? Aap bade hi gande ho. Mujhe nahi sunani aapki ye baate.
Kalu- Are kaha naa shudh veg sawal hai. Aapki soch baar baar waha jaati hai toh hum kaa kare? Sune iska uttar fir se wahi hai "Mang me sindhur"
Isbaar toh bhabhi ne apna mooh hi chupa liya. Aur apni jeebh ko kaat lete hue apni hi soch par pachtawa dikhaane lagi.
Magar uske baad wo pet bhar kar hasne lagi.
Kalu - Aur 1 akhari sawal suniye. Bhabhi jee, jara Acha sochkar jawab dijiye naa? 1 bhi jawab nahi de paa rahi ho aap? Bataayiye " Wah kon saa cheez hai, jise ladkiyon ke andar asani se dala jaa sakta hai?
Issbaar bhi bhabhi sharm me nahakar apni ankhe band kar li.
Magar sath me issbaar wo ganda naa sochte hue iske double meaning kaa answer sochne lagi.
Wo sochte sochte 2 baar ekdum se laaj se sharmakar hass padi thi. Shayad usne man me kuch bahot ganda hi soch liya tha.
Magar issbaar gehra soch vichaar kar ke bhabhi phat se boli.
Bhabhi- "Doubt..."
Kalu- Kaa?
Bhabhi- Are "doubt" ....means ...are..wo.." Shanka" " Andhvishwas"...
Kalu ne ice-cream mooh me pakadkar taliya maari.
Kalu- Wahhh....Wahh...bilkul sahi jawab bhabhi..dekha...aap toh sach me khubsoorat hokar bhi hoshiyyaar nikle....
Bhabhi- Hello..Excuse me.. khubsoorat hokar hoshiyaar matlab? Kya khubsoorat ladkiya hoshiyaar nahi hoti?
Kalu- Ye hamri raay nahi hai. Magar aisa bola jata hai..ki khubsoorat aurate hamesha bewkoofon par meherbaan hoti hai."
Bhabhi- What? Kya bola aapne? Ye khaa kaa tukk banta hai? Iska uss baat se kya logic?
Kalu- Are chodo naa isko. Kaha naa mai bewkoof hu. Kaha iss bewkoof ki baate lekar baithe ho? Aap ye akhari sawal bataaye " Wah kon si cheez hai jise karte samay aurate chilaati hai, aur marad usko chup karaate hai?
Bhabhi- Ufff...Aap fir se shuru ho gye? Battamiz kahi ke?? Chiiiii....
Kalu- Are kaha naa "pure veg" hotel hai hamra. Are bhaai Sajjan kaa sawal hai! Aapko non-veg baat dekhni hai kaisi hoti hai? Toh ye sune -
" Ek teacher ne ek estudent ko poocha.
Teacher- Hasna kaa ulta kya hai?
Estudent- Chodna.
Teacher- Battamiz kahi ke? Wo kaise?
Estudent- Are teacher, Hasna matlab "Ha..Ha..Ha.." aur Chodna matlab "Ah..Ah..Ah.."
Teacher- Chup madarchod. Teri Maa ki chut...nikal mere classroom se. Loude###&&&
Bhabhi- iwuuuuuuuuu.....Stop it..Chiiiiiiii########&&&%%%%
Shut up..
Kalu- Dekha? Ihh hota hai "non-veg". Hum aisa ganda toh kum se kum kuch keh nahi rahe...Toh batayiye mere sawal kaa jawab.
Bhabhi- Noway...Whatever...muzhe kuch nahi sunana. Naa hi Veg aur Nahi Non-veg. Samjhe???
Bhabhi bhale hi ghussa dikha rahi thi, magar uske inn chutkulo ne aur double meaning sawalo ne bhabhi ke andar jo kaam karna tha, wo kar diya tha.
Kalu- Are abhi toh bahut badhiya jawab diya tha aapne. 1 baar soch toh lijiye. Nahi aya toh hum bata hi denge. " Wah kon si cheez hai jise kart samay aurate chilaati hai, aur marad usko chup karaate hai?
Toh akhir bhabhi uska answer sochne lagi. Bada socha, magar jo bhi wo soch paayi wo sab gandha hi tha.
Bhabhi- Nahi..muzhe nahi pata.
Kalu- Are sochiye, aap bhi wahi karnewali ho thodi der me.
Bhabhi- What?
Kalu- Are" zhagda" ..."Ladhaayi" ...iska uttar hai " Ladhaayi"
Bhabhi naak foolakar aur mooh banakar ladhaayi ke expressions ke sath Kalu ko dekhti rahi thoda samay.
Fir mooh foolakar saari hawa bahar chodi.
Magar uske baad ekdum se hass padi.
Uske dwara hasi chupaayi naa gayi.
Ab wo joro se dil kholkar hasne lagi.
Uski hasi dekhkar kalu bhi joro se hass pada.
Kalu- Wahhh..dekha aise dil kholkar hass liya kariye jee. Aap haste hue bahut khubsoorat lagati ho...
Bhabhi ne tarif ko tahe dil se swikaar liya. Magar turant bol padi.
Bhabhi- Toh kya normal khubsoorat nahi lagati?
Kalu- Are nahi..Mere kahne kaa wo matlab nahi hai.. aap har pal khubsoorat lagti ho jee. Bass haste hue hi nahi, ghusse me bhi badi khubsoorat lagati ho. Khass kar ke jab aapki ye naak lal ho jaati hai.
Bhabhi sharma gayi.
Kalu- Haayee..haaye....aapke khubsoorati ki kaa baat kare? Aapka ye sharmana, aapka ye hasna, aapka ye Rona, aapka ye ghussa hona...ufff..Har ek ada me jaise meethas bekharti jati ho. Hum khud sasura kitni baar marte marte bacha hu.
Bhabhi- Rona? Rona Kab dekha aapne mera?
Kalu- Dekha hai naa. Uss din aap pati ki yaad me ro rahi thi.... tab kaa haseen lag rahi thi jee.....
Bhabhi sharma gayi.
Tabhi, Kalu dheemi sangeen awaj me bola.
Kalu- Aur haste hue toh aap khubsoorat lagti hi ho...magar Hasne kaa ulta karte hue toh aur bhi khubsoorat lagati ho.
Bhabhi- Hasne kaa ulta?
Kalu- Kaahe? Abhi abhi sunaya Non- veg joke bhool gayi? "HA..HA..HA.." ka ulta "AH...AH...AH.."
Bhabhi- What?? Shut up..
Bhabhi sehma gayi.
Kalu- Are bhool gayi? Aapne humka apke honeymoon kaa video bheja tha. Jaha piche se Ranajee aapko ghodi banakar aapki le rahe the."
Bhabhi ko ye yaad aate hi wo pachta gayi. Usko kya reaction dena hai samajh hi nahi aaya. zhukakar wo apna saa mooh lekar apne aapko chupa gayi.
Nashe ki flow-flow me wo kya-kya kar baith jaati hai, uska Bhabhi ko pachtawa hone laga.
Kalu- Aur Haa, aap dil ki bhi badi Khubsoorat ho. Sasura hum special ice-cream khaa raha tha, aur waha aapke chehare par khubsoorati badhati jaa rahi thi...ummhhh.....aahh....aah...aahh...
Bhabhi ko sharm me doob marne kaa man kiya. Sharm me nahakar apna chehara chupaati reh gayi.
To be continued....
Kalu harami ekdum dheere se bhabhi ki chut me ungali karne laga tha.
Idhar bhabhi itni garam ho chuki thi ki uski sanse atak gayi thi.
Ke,
Tabhi Birju aa gaya.
Darwaje ki awaj sunte hi dono hadbadaakar uth gaye.
Uff..
Bhabhi toh mooh chupaati reh gayi.
Magar kalu bhi surprised tha. Wo samajh naa paya tha ki, Birju itni jaldi kaise louta tha?
Birju andar aate hi ice-creams dikhate bolne laga.
Birju- Dekhe. Nikla tha ice-cream lene ko, magar bhabhi jee ke ghar ke samne se hi ice-cream wala nikal raha tha. Awaj dekar rukwaya aur wahi thanda thanda ice-cream le aaya.
Kalu- Dhattt...tere ki...budbakkk...ab kaa bataaye tumka.
Kalu chuk..chuk karte Naa me gardan hilaane laga.
Kalu ke expressions dekh bed par padi bhabhi ki actually me hasi foot gayi.
Birju- kaa huwa..kuch galat kiye kaa?
Kalu- Haa..ha..ab rahne do ab. Tumka kaa bataaye ab? Kala akshar, bhains barabar!! Khilaao ab bhabhi jee ko ice-cream.
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Wo cone wale ice-cream the. Birju ne 1 nikalkar bhabhi ko diya, 1 kalu ko aur 1 apne liye rakha.
Wo wahi baithne wala tha, ki tabhi kalu ne birju ko ishaare me kuch samjha diya. Birju turant samajh gaya.
Kalu- Are birjuwa..wo tumhari Lugaayi phone kar rahi thi naa? Jaao niche, niche rehkar aram se baat kar lo pahale. Warna tumhari luaaayi toh aag ugalegi tumpar.
Birju- Haa..haa.. achaa huaa yaad dilaya. Mai abhi jata hu niche. Aapka chalne dijiye.
Aisa bolkar Birju niche jaane laga.
Jaate wakat bhi birju ne kalu ko kuch ishaare me samjha diya.
Kalu Haa me sar hilaate niche chala gaya.
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Ab Kalu ke liye fir se rasta khul gaya tha.
Kalu- Bhabhi, khaiye..khaiye..ice-cream khayiye. Warna pighalna shuru ho jaayegi. Khass aapke liye mangwayi hai. Kitni mehnat ki hai aapne hamare liye....
Bhabhi ne mana nahi kiya.
Shayad andar lagi jawani ki aag ko ice-cream se buzhana chahati thi.
Bhabhi ne mooh kholte hue wo ice-cream apne hoton se lagaya.
Idhar Kalu bhabhi kaa wo sexy tarike se ice-cream ko chaatna dekhta reh gaya.
Bhabhi usko dekhkar boli.
Bhabhi- Are..aap bhi khaao. Warna aapka bhi pighal jaayega.
Tabhi Kalu bola.
Kalu- Haa..haa..khayenge. tabhi toh mangwaya hai. Magar hamara ice-cream bhi special hoga. Jaise aapka khana special tha, jaise aapki chaai special thi...
Bhabhi- Matlab?
Tabhi, Kalu apna ice-cream lekar bed par bhabhi ke pass pahunch gaya. Bhabhi ke pass pahunchkar usne bhabhi ko ekdum se jor kaa dhakka dete hue piche dhakel diya.
Bhabhi ice-cream ke sath hi bed par gir padi.
Agale hi pal me Kalu ne apne hath me pakada thanda ice-cream seedha bhabhi ki chut par ulta dher kar diya.
Uffff....
Pahale toh dhakke se bhabhi surprise thi, aur tabhi uske sabse najook body part par barf ka sparsh hote hi bhabhi karhaa uthi.
Bhabhi - Aunchhh..ahhhhaaaaa..issssssss.....
Usko chut par ye barf lagate hi Chuurrr awaj uthi thi. Jaise mano kisi active jwalamukhi par Himalaya kaa barf aakar gir gaya ho.
Agale hi pal Kalu seedha zhukte hue bhabhi ke dono tango ke bich me ghuss gaya.
Ufff...
Aur uss harami ne agale hi pal mooh ghusakar bhabhi ke chut par laga huaa ice-cream chaat liya.
Ohhhh...
Bhabhi- Ummmhhhaaaaa...ohh..my..god...uffff...what the fuck....ummhhhhaa...stop....umhhh..
Bhabhi ki aahe nikal gayi.
Ek toh thande sparsh se bhabhi ki chut bokhla gayi thi, aur upar se iss paraye mard ki jeebh lagate hi uski chut pagal hi ho gayi.
Uff..
Fallll....se bhabhi ki chut ne paani hi chod diya.
Bhabhi kaa poora badan ek ajeeb touch se kamp utha.
*******
Tabhi,
Uski dono tango ke beech Kalu ne apni jeebh chalana shuru kiya.
Phat se usne waha laga ice-cream chaat khaya.
Bhabhi- ufff..umm..ahhh...
*********
Tabhi, Kalu ne bhabhi ki tange pakad li aue usko faila diya.
Ufff..
Jaise hi tange fail gayi, bhabhi ke chut ki fank bhi khul gayi.
Issbaar t9h Kalu ne wo ice-cream seedha uss fank par maar di.
Uske uske peeche apna mooh ghusakar jeebh se ice-cream chaatne laga.
Chut ke andruni hisse par ice-cream lagate hi bhabhi ki chinkh nikal gayi.
Bhabhi- ummmhhh..ussssss....ohhh..nooooo
Wow....
Ab kalu ice-cream ke sath bhabhi ki chut bhi khaane laga.
Umhhh...
Kya gajab combination tha.
Sach me special ice-cream mil gaya tha usko.
Uski iss harkat ne lekin bhabhi ko jaise usne akhari chor tak le jakar toda tha.
Kyunki, thodi hi der me bhabhi ki tangon ko pakadne ki jaroorat naa padi thi. Uski tange apne aap me aur khul gayi thi.
Ohhh...
Idhar,
Harami kalu chaatne me 1 number kaa mahir tha.
Uski jeebh ki shararat kaa kya kehna? Ek vishesh pattern ke sath wo bhabhi ki chut ke door-darraj kono ko bhi nahi chod raha tha.
Kisi kutte ki tarah jeebh ko laplapaakar wo bhabhi ki chut ched raha tha aur sath me chut-rass ko ice-cream ke sath chatt kar raha tha.
Sath me chain me bandhi bhabhi ki chut ki clit ko kalu kisi cake par lagi toppings ki tarah istmaal kar raha tha.
Bhabhi wasna ki aag me kan-kan mar gayi.
Tabhi, uss haami ne yaha bhi wahi kiya. Ab kahi maja aane hi laga tha, ki tabhi usne chatna band kar diya. Aur uthakar bed par baith gaya.
Ufff...
Bhabhi toh itna tadap gayi thi, ki 1 pal ke liye usko Kalu ne kaan ke niche thappad lagaane kaa man kiya.
*******
Uske aise bich me rukte hi bhabhi ab uthkar ljja se baith gayi.
Tabhi kaalu bol pada.
Kalu- Ab, aap ki baari.
Bhabhi- Kya?
Kalu- Are yahi. Special ice-cream khaane ki ab aapki baari hai.
Itna bolkar kalu ne seedha apne pant ki chain khol di. Aur andar hath dalkar apne lund ko hi bahaar nikal diya.
Ohh..
Bhabhi ne phat se apni ankhe band kar li.
Bhabhi - Chiii...ye kya? Andar daaliye isko...chi...aap bhi naa...
Kalu- Are...ab kaahe kaa sharmana? Lijiye..lijiye...aap bhi special ice-cream kaa maja lijiye.
Bhabhi- Shut up...chiii...ekdum chup..badmash kahi ke...mujhe nahi khana koi special ice-cream.. Mere liye yahi thik hai.
Itna bolkar bhabhi thoda muskuraai.
Kalu ne bhi iss baat ko yahi chod diya.
Use pata tha ki bhabhi 'Naa' hi karne wali hai.
Kalu- Thik hai.
Toh ab wo Chup baitha aur apna ice-cream khaane laga.
Magar, uske iss bartaav se bhabhi badi bechain ho uthi.
"Aurat ko jab Manaya nahi jaaye, tab baat chahe koi bhi ho? usko bachaini khaa hi jaati hai."
Shayad bhabhi ko laga tha ki Kalu aur jyada manane ki koshish karega? Uske samne gidgidaaye gaa? Thodi gustaki dikhaate hue jabardasti karega?
Magar, Harami Kalu ne aisa kuch bhi nahi kiya tha.
Bhabhi ke inkaar ko badi asani se kabool karte hue usne uss baat ko hi kaat diya tha.
Iss baat ne bhabhi ko ghussa dila diya tha. Pata nahi magar kyu? Bhabhi ek ajeeb si baichaini feel kar gayi.
Ab kalu ice-cream khaate baitha. Toh ab bhabhi ne bhi lambi sans bhar li aur khud bhi ice-cream khaane me lag gayi.
Tabhi Kalu haste hue majakiya andaaj me bol pada.
Kalu- bhabhi jee, ek sawal poochu aapko?
Bhabhi- Sawal? Slurrrppp #### poocho?
Kalu- Ek ice-cream ki dukaan par 3 ladkiya ice-cream kha rahi thi. Usme se pahali wali chaat kar khaa rahi thi. Dusari wali chaat kar khaa rahi thi, aur teesari wali ice-cream kaat kar khaa rahi thi. Toh bataao teeno me shadishuda kounsi ladki hai?
Uska ye sawal sunkar bhabhi turant sharma gayi.
Aur ghusse se boli.
Bhabhi- Aap chup rahe....battamiz kahi ke...
Kalu- Are battamiz kaahe ke liye? Aapki soch gandi hai toh hum kaa kare? Mere prashn kaa bada asan saa jawab hai. "Jiski mang me sindoor hoga! " asan hai.
Uska answer sunte hi bhabhi mooh me ice-cream fasakar hi jor se hass padi. Usko thodi chocking bhi huii itni jor se hasi aayi.
Uske sath Kalu bhi joro se hasne laga.
Ha..ha..ha.ha..ha..ha...
Bhabhi- iiiwwwww....aap bhi naa...pagal hi hai...chup rahe bilkul..
Bhabhi apni hi soch par dil se haste hue boli.
Kalu- Achaa..aur 1 sune.
Bhabhi- No way. Stop it. Aap aur aapki ye baate. Rahane dijye. Inhe aapke pass hi rakhe. Muzhe nahi sunani.
Kalu- Are sun lijiye. "Pure veg" hai. Batayiye, marad ke pass wah konsi chiz hoti hai, jise aurat ko khub chatna pasand hai?
Bhabhi- shuuuuu...besharam kahi ke...aap fir shuru ho gaye?
Kalu- Are " Dimaag" " bheja" ...ha..ha..ha..ha ... aurat ko marad kaa bheja khana bada pasand hai. Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi ye wala bhi answer sunkar khub dil kholkar hasne lagi.
Kalu- Dekha. Hamra joke pure veg hota hai...ha..ha..ha...Chale shadi-shuda aurat ke upar aur 1 sawal poochta hu.
Bhabhi- No..bilkul No. Nahi sunana kuch bhi muzhe.
Kalu- Are aap khubsoorat shadi-shuda ho, aur hoshiyaar bhi ho. Isliye aapse pooch raha hu. Ab inme se kya nahi ho aap bataao? Dekha? Teeno ho. Tabhi toh aapko pooch rahe hai..Batayiye - " Wah konsi chiz hai, jiske chaaro taraf baal hai, aur beech me ek darar, aur usme pahali baar pati dalta hai, aur baadme roj roj shadi-shuda aurat khud dalwati hai.
Bhabhi- Chiiiii....what the fuck kalu jee??? Ye kya hai? Aap bade hi gande ho. Mujhe nahi sunani aapki ye baate.
Kalu- Are kaha naa shudh veg sawal hai. Aapki soch baar baar waha jaati hai toh hum kaa kare? Sune iska uttar fir se wahi hai "Mang me sindhur"
Isbaar toh bhabhi ne apna mooh hi chupa liya. Aur apni jeebh ko kaat lete hue apni hi soch par pachtawa dikhaane lagi.
Magar uske baad wo pet bhar kar hasne lagi.
Kalu - Aur 1 akhari sawal suniye. Bhabhi jee, jara Acha sochkar jawab dijiye naa? 1 bhi jawab nahi de paa rahi ho aap? Bataayiye " Wah kon saa cheez hai, jise ladkiyon ke andar asani se dala jaa sakta hai?
Issbaar bhi bhabhi sharm me nahakar apni ankhe band kar li.
Magar sath me issbaar wo ganda naa sochte hue iske double meaning kaa answer sochne lagi.
Wo sochte sochte 2 baar ekdum se laaj se sharmakar hass padi thi. Shayad usne man me kuch bahot ganda hi soch liya tha.
Magar issbaar gehra soch vichaar kar ke bhabhi phat se boli.
Bhabhi- "Doubt..."
Kalu- Kaa?
Bhabhi- Are "doubt" ....means ...are..wo.." Shanka" " Andhvishwas"...
Kalu ne ice-cream mooh me pakadkar taliya maari.
Kalu- Wahhh....Wahh...bilkul sahi jawab bhabhi..dekha...aap toh sach me khubsoorat hokar bhi hoshiyyaar nikle....
Bhabhi- Hello..Excuse me.. khubsoorat hokar hoshiyaar matlab? Kya khubsoorat ladkiya hoshiyaar nahi hoti?
Kalu- Ye hamri raay nahi hai. Magar aisa bola jata hai..ki khubsoorat aurate hamesha bewkoofon par meherbaan hoti hai."
Bhabhi- What? Kya bola aapne? Ye khaa kaa tukk banta hai? Iska uss baat se kya logic?
Kalu- Are chodo naa isko. Kaha naa mai bewkoof hu. Kaha iss bewkoof ki baate lekar baithe ho? Aap ye akhari sawal bataaye " Wah kon si cheez hai jise karte samay aurate chilaati hai, aur marad usko chup karaate hai?
Bhabhi- Ufff...Aap fir se shuru ho gye? Battamiz kahi ke?? Chiiiii....
Kalu- Are kaha naa "pure veg" hotel hai hamra. Are bhaai Sajjan kaa sawal hai! Aapko non-veg baat dekhni hai kaisi hoti hai? Toh ye sune -
" Ek teacher ne ek estudent ko poocha.
Teacher- Hasna kaa ulta kya hai?
Estudent- Chodna.
Teacher- Battamiz kahi ke? Wo kaise?
Estudent- Are teacher, Hasna matlab "Ha..Ha..Ha.." aur Chodna matlab "Ah..Ah..Ah.."
Teacher- Chup madarchod. Teri Maa ki chut...nikal mere classroom se. Loude###&&&
Bhabhi- iwuuuuuuuuu.....Stop it..Chiiiiiiii########&&&%%%%
Shut up..
Kalu- Dekha? Ihh hota hai "non-veg". Hum aisa ganda toh kum se kum kuch keh nahi rahe...Toh batayiye mere sawal kaa jawab.
Bhabhi- Noway...Whatever...muzhe kuch nahi sunana. Naa hi Veg aur Nahi Non-veg. Samjhe???
Bhabhi bhale hi ghussa dikha rahi thi, magar uske inn chutkulo ne aur double meaning sawalo ne bhabhi ke andar jo kaam karna tha, wo kar diya tha.
Kalu- Are abhi toh bahut badhiya jawab diya tha aapne. 1 baar soch toh lijiye. Nahi aya toh hum bata hi denge. " Wah kon si cheez hai jise kart samay aurate chilaati hai, aur marad usko chup karaate hai?
Toh akhir bhabhi uska answer sochne lagi. Bada socha, magar jo bhi wo soch paayi wo sab gandha hi tha.
Bhabhi- Nahi..muzhe nahi pata.
Kalu- Are sochiye, aap bhi wahi karnewali ho thodi der me.
Bhabhi- What?
Kalu- Are" zhagda" ..."Ladhaayi" ...iska uttar hai " Ladhaayi"
Bhabhi naak foolakar aur mooh banakar ladhaayi ke expressions ke sath Kalu ko dekhti rahi thoda samay.
Fir mooh foolakar saari hawa bahar chodi.
Magar uske baad ekdum se hass padi.
Uske dwara hasi chupaayi naa gayi.
Ab wo joro se dil kholkar hasne lagi.
Uski hasi dekhkar kalu bhi joro se hass pada.
Kalu- Wahhh..dekha aise dil kholkar hass liya kariye jee. Aap haste hue bahut khubsoorat lagati ho...
Bhabhi ne tarif ko tahe dil se swikaar liya. Magar turant bol padi.
Bhabhi- Toh kya normal khubsoorat nahi lagati?
Kalu- Are nahi..Mere kahne kaa wo matlab nahi hai.. aap har pal khubsoorat lagti ho jee. Bass haste hue hi nahi, ghusse me bhi badi khubsoorat lagati ho. Khass kar ke jab aapki ye naak lal ho jaati hai.
Bhabhi sharma gayi.
Kalu- Haayee..haaye....aapke khubsoorati ki kaa baat kare? Aapka ye sharmana, aapka ye hasna, aapka ye Rona, aapka ye ghussa hona...ufff..Har ek ada me jaise meethas bekharti jati ho. Hum khud sasura kitni baar marte marte bacha hu.
Bhabhi- Rona? Rona Kab dekha aapne mera?
Kalu- Dekha hai naa. Uss din aap pati ki yaad me ro rahi thi.... tab kaa haseen lag rahi thi jee.....
Bhabhi sharma gayi.
Tabhi, Kalu dheemi sangeen awaj me bola.
Kalu- Aur haste hue toh aap khubsoorat lagti hi ho...magar Hasne kaa ulta karte hue toh aur bhi khubsoorat lagati ho.
Bhabhi- Hasne kaa ulta?
Kalu- Kaahe? Abhi abhi sunaya Non- veg joke bhool gayi? "HA..HA..HA.." ka ulta "AH...AH...AH.."
Bhabhi- What?? Shut up..
Bhabhi sehma gayi.
Kalu- Are bhool gayi? Aapne humka apke honeymoon kaa video bheja tha. Jaha piche se Ranajee aapko ghodi banakar aapki le rahe the."
Bhabhi ko ye yaad aate hi wo pachta gayi. Usko kya reaction dena hai samajh hi nahi aaya. zhukakar wo apna saa mooh lekar apne aapko chupa gayi.
Nashe ki flow-flow me wo kya-kya kar baith jaati hai, uska Bhabhi ko pachtawa hone laga.
Kalu- Aur Haa, aap dil ki bhi badi Khubsoorat ho. Sasura hum special ice-cream khaa raha tha, aur waha aapke chehare par khubsoorati badhati jaa rahi thi...ummhhh.....aahh....aah...aahh...
Bhabhi ko sharm me doob marne kaa man kiya. Sharm me nahakar apna chehara chupaati reh gayi.
To be continued....
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