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Part 10
Ufff....
Waha jo bhi kuch ghata tha, wo sab bemisal tha.
Kalu harami toh abhi tak hass raha tha.
Ohhh...Budha Sasur toh 1 number kaa harami nikla.
Ab bhabhi ko ye kon batayega?
Wo toh apne sasur ko andha samajkar pata nahi kya kya karnewali hai? (Ye hum bhabhi ke exhibitionist kirdaar ke kand me aage dekhne wale hai. Bhabhi apne sasur ko andha samajhkar bahot kuch karnewali hai. Stay tuned)
Khair,
Abhi ke liye toh Bhabhi sharmsaar aur bada guilty feel kar rahi thi. Apne budhe sasur ki safed daadhi ki chuhan usko abhi tak mehsoos ho rahi thi.
Wo guilty toh thi, Magar sath me kalu ki ajeeb ajeeb farmaish se uske andar ki chanchal Lilly charam romanch par thi.
Ek bhabhi ke liye ye sab bada humiliating tha, magar ek exhibitionist ke liye Kalu ke dwara aisa majboor karna kisi tohafe se kum nahi tha.
Waise bhi, Kalu ne kaha tha, ki iss baar wala khel aur gehara hoga. Toh jaisa usne kaha tha, thik waise hi ho rha tha.
Pata nahi ab kaha jakar rukne wala tha?
Bhabhi ke man me bass isi gehare khele ki baate chal rahi thi.
Use khud nahi pata chal rha tha, ki wo kalu ki har baat kyu man rahi hai?
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Ab bhabhi ne saree pahan li thi.
Jo bhi hone laga tha waha, use yaad karte karte man me hajaaro vichaaron ki ladhayi lekar wo khana banane me lag gyi.
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Idhar Kalu ne bhi bhabhi ko thoda savarne kaa mouka dene kaa socha.
Toh wo aur Birju dono chat par chadh gaye. Jo bhi finishing bachi thi, use wo poora karne lage.
Tabtak idhar bhabhi ne jald se khana banaya.
Aaj ki dish thi "Fish kadhayi."
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Kuch 1hr ke baad.
Kuch der baad bhabhi ne bahaar awaj lagaayi.
Bhabhi- Suno, khana tayaar hai....
Kaam niptaakar pahale kalu niche aya.
Bhabhi ne usko khana lagane bola.
Birju ko awaj dekar Kalu uss din ki tarah saare bartan 1-1 karke bahar le gya.
Bhabhi ne kalu ko dekha. Use ek baat samajh nahi aayi ki, koi shararat kiye bina Kalu khana fatafat kaise bahar le gya?
Ab thodi der baad bhabhi rotiya lekar bahar ayi.
Aakar dekha toh wha kuch bhi nahi tha.
naa hi khane ke bartan, aur naa hi Birju...
Bhabhi- Are??? Ye kya hai? khana?
Toh, Kalu wahi harami panti ki muskaan chehare par chadhaate hue bola.
Kalu- Maine kha tha na ki aaj kaa khela uss din se double gehra hoga.!! Aaj plan kuch alag hai...bhabhi jee... Hum soch raha tha ki, aaj khana aapke bedroom me baithkar khayenge. Toh rotiya upar bedroom lekar chalo.
Ye sunkar 1 pal ke liye bhabhi ki dhadkane ruk gayi. Surprise bhara chehara lekar Bhabhi poochne lagi.
Bhabhi- What? Kya?
Kalu- Haa...aapke bedroom me baithkar khaayenge. Sasura kisi sasur kaa beech me natak nahi chahiye.
Bhabhi - What? Ye kya keh rahe hai aap?
Kalu- Aur Haa ek aur baat..Mai chahta hu, jab aap upar aaogi...
Kalu itna bolkar bich me hi ruk gya.
Thoda hass diya.
Bhabhi ne thoda intzaar kiya, magar uss se raha nahi t9h bhabhi ne poocha.
Bhabhi- Are what????kya? Upar aakar kya?
Ye puchte wakt bhabhi ki sanse fool gayi thi.
Fir se harami panti wali hassi ke sath Kalu bola.
Kalu- Acha..Toh sun le. Toh jab aap upar aaogi...toh aapko fir se nangi hona padega. Isiliye toh upar intzaam kiya hai. Toh room me aate hi apni saree ko utaar fek dogi aur poori nangi ho jaaogi. Aaj nanga khana parosa jayega. Uss din ki kasar aaj poori karni hi hogi.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ka gala sukha pad gaya.
Wo chehare ke expressions badalte hue ghusse se kuch kehne jaa rahi thi,
Tabhi, bhabhi ki baat ko rokte hue kalu bola.
Kalu- Aur Haa.. pata hai..pata hai..Muzhe pata hai ab aap kya kahne wali hai....## Aapka deemaf thik hai kya? Pagal ho gaye ho kya? Battamiz insaan...bhraa..bhraa..bhraa..Mana karogi, galiya zhadogi. Par ye sab karne se pahale mai kuch baate clear karna chahhta hu. Toh dhyaan se sun le.
Bhabhi hakkabakka reh gayi.
Kalu- Toh Pahali baat toh ye hai ki, Abtak hum 2 mard aapke ghar pe hai. Aur hamara ye rasleela kaa khela kab se chal rha hai. Magar, Itna sabkuch hokar bhi kisine bhi jabardasti haath lagaaya aapko? Kisine hathapaayi karne ki kosis ki? Nahi Naa? Toh kehne kaa matlab ye hai ki, Hum apni maryada me hai aur aage bhi aapse wada raha ki, koi rattu bhar ki bhi jabardasti nahi hogi aap par. Haa, kuch mastibhari manmaani ki hai hamne, Magar, ek limit ke bahaar? Aapki 'NAA' matlab humra wahu stop ho gaya jee.
Bhabhi hairtangej najaro se sun rahi thi.
Kalu- Rahi dusari baat toh, Hum jaise 2 garib majdooron ko pata nahi aisa mouka fir Kabhi milega bhi yaa nahi? Wu kahate hai naa, " jawani 4 din ki mehman hoti hai," bhabhi. Isme aise kuch masti bhare aur pagalpan wale kisse naa ho toh kya hi jiya? Toh hum dono toh bass isko jee lena chahate hai, aur iski yaade marne tak apne sath rakhna chahate hai. Aur aapko bhi mashwara hai ki, aisa thoda pagalpan jee lijiye. Waise, aapka bhi kya kehna? Aapne bhi khub kiya, khub diya. Itni hamari farmaish poori ki. Bass ek akhari dafa kar gujar jaayiye. Hum dono jindagi bhar tak aapke gulaam bane rahenge.
Kalu ki ye baat sunkar bhabhi ke kaan garam ho gye.
Magar, Tharkipan ke sath sath Kalu ne badi gahri baat bhi kar di.
Bhabhi ko toh samajh hi nahi aa rha tha ki kya jawab de?
Pahle bhabhi badi ghussa ho gayi thi, par kalu ki aage baat sunkar wo bhi sochne pe majboor ho gyi.
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Bhabhi- Kaisi baate hai ye? Mai nahi jaao aap.
Kalu- Are bhabhi kaahe nakhare dikha rahi hai itne? Ek toh wahi kaam karne bol rahe hai, jo pahale 4-5 baar aap kar chuki hai. Jab kitchen me aap saree pahan rahi thi, tabhi mana karnewala tha. Kyunki baad me toh aapko utarna hi tha. Par socha koi nahi, saree utarte hue dekhne kaa apna ek alag hi maja hota hai.
Bhabhi- Ahhhaa...how dare you?
Kalu- Aur kahne ki baat toh ye hai ki, kahi naa kahi aapko bhi ye tharkipan pasand hai.
Bhabhi- What? Shut up...
Pakde jaane par jo bhaav hote hai thik waise hi expression bhabhi ke chehre par aa gye.
Kalu- Aur nahi toh kya?
Bhabhi- Kya bakwas kar rahe ho? Mai aisi kuch baate nahi karna chahati..
Kalu- Are sune toh. Upar toh aaj khel aur gehra honewala hai. aur bhi bahot kuch hai bhabhi. Aap ek baar upar toh aao. Aapko bhi maja aa jayega.
Bhabhi- Dekho, aisa kuch bilkul nahi Hone wala. Muzhe nahi aana upar.
Kalu- Bhabhi ...bhabhi..bhabhi..Fir wahi baat? He bhagwan, aapko manana bada mushkil hai.
Har baar apni hi Rath laga baithati ho.
Lekin hum bhi dheet hai. Toh hamri bhi suno, agar aap nangi parosti ho, tabhi hum aapki Fish khayenge. Warna nahi chahiye khana humko.
Aap mat aao upar. Hum waise hi khali plate me hath dhokar uth jayenge.
Bhabhi- What the fuck? Ye kya hai? Ye kya hai baccho jaisi harkat?
Kalu- Par agar upar aane ka faisla karti ho, toh hum samajh jayenge ki aapne hamari baat kabool li hai.
Bhabhi- Shutup.. how can you blackmail me like this?
Kalu- Iss baar bhabhi lekin puri nangi hona. Koi agar- magar nahi. Apron-wipron, chaddi-baddi, kuch nahi chahiye. Kapade ka katra bhi nahi chahiye. Sar se paav tak bass tum, aur kuch nahi.
Thik jaise suhagraat me apne pati ke samne hui thi.
Bhabhi - Shut up...kya bake jaa rahe ho?
Ye sunkar bhabhi ke andar ek ajeeb si khalbali mach rahi thi.
Bhabhi- Chiii..ekdum chup ho jao.. battamiz, besharam, ye kya bake jaa rahe ho? How dare you?...bhaad me jaao aap dono. Khana nahi khana hai toh mat khaao.
Par kalu bina sune waha se jaane laga..
Bhabhi piche se chillane lagi...par kalu seedhiya chadh ke upar aa gya.
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Bhale hi bhabhi ghussa jata rahi thi, magar andar se wo bhi hill gayi thi. Ek ajeeb si bachaini usko romchit kiye jaa rahi thi. Dhadkane badh gayi thi, sanse fool gayi thi, aur ek sath Kai khayal aane lage the.
Wo itna romanchit thi ki nangi hone se jyada, wha upar aur kya kya hoga? iske baareme sochne lagi thi.
Magar, kitna bhi kuch ho. Ek aurat ki laaj ne usko upar naa jaane kaa faisla lene par majboor kar hi liya.
Bhabhi- Mai nahi aanewali. Khana nahi khana hai toh mat khaao. Khaali pet hi nikle mere ghar se. Samjhe?
Bhabhi ne jor se chillakar ye baat kahi thi.
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Ab kuch der tak uss ghar me sannata raha.
Upar Kalu aur Birju bhabhi ki bedroom me khaali plate lagaakar baithe rahe the.
Kuch 15min waha kuch bhi nahi huaa.
Bhabhi ghuse se yaha kitchen me baithi rahi, aur upar wo dono mobile me dekhte khali plates lekar baithe rahe.
Bhook ke chalte birju ki pet me kouwe doud rahe the. Aur uske samne Fish thi. Magar wo Kalu ki permission ke bina hath nahi daal sakta tha.
Intzaar badhata gaya. Waise waise unn dono ki halat patali hoti gayi.
Unn dono ki ummid tootne lagi thi, aur unn dono ki bhook unpar haavi hone lagi thi.
Ke tabhi,
Uss bedroom kaa darwaja dhadam se khul gaya.
Haa..
Bhabhi ne ghusse se darwaja khola tha, aur andar aayi thi.
Usne dekha toh wo dono niche jameen par plates lagaakar baithe hai.
Bhabhi ko laga tha shayad wo dono upar bed par chadhkar baithe honge.
Kalu ne dekha ki bhabhi toh saree me hi thi.
Bhabhi ghusse se aage aayi aur unko khana parosne lagi.
Bhabhi kaa ghussa dekhkar kalu aur natak naa kar saka.
Wo chupchap baith gaya.
Bhabhi ne ghusse se sab paros diya aur awaj me teekhapan laate hue boli.
Bhabhi- Bina koi nakhare dikhaate hue chupchaap khaa lo dono. Khana khaa lo, aur nikal jaao. Aap dono ke liye banaya tha, aapko paros diya. Ab kha lo yaa fir bahaar le jakar fek do. Mere ghar me kuch nahi chahiye.
Bhabhi kaa ghussa dekhkar dono ne eksath bol diya.
Kalu-Birju- Khaa..rahe hai..khaa rahe hai...
Bhabhi- Good. Tabtak shuru kare. Mai garma garam rotiya laayi.
Aisa bolkar bhabhi fir se niche aa gyi.
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Ab kuch der me bhabhi garma garam rotiya lekar gayi.
Ab bhabhi ne dono ki plate me 1-1 roti daali.
Wo dono niche mundi dalkar khaane lage.
Unko rotitya dekar bhabhi uthkar apne bed ki side me chali gayi.
Kalu bhi bina upar dekhe khaane laga.
Tabhi,
Ufff...
Tabhi,
Ekdum se uski thali ke samne koi kapda aa gira.
Uff..
Tabhi aur ek kapda aakar gira.
Ohh..my..hod...
Wo kapade dekhte hi kalu kuch samajh gaya, aur usne turant upar dekha.
Ufff...
WOW....
Upar dekha toh uski najaro ne ye hairtangej najara dekha. Ohhh....bhabhi abtak poori nangi ho chuki thi. Aur nikala huaa blouse bhi uske hath me tha.
Aur usne wo bhi kalu ne samne fek diya.
Ohh....
My......
Hod.....
Ab bhabhi waha poori nangi thi.
Ufff.
Akhirkar bhabhi ne Kalu ki ichaa poori kar hi daali thi.
Yes...
Apne bedroom me 2 paraaye mardon ke samne fir se nangi hokar bhabhi khadi thi.
Uff..
Bhabhi ka ye surprise dekh Kalu khushi se pagal ho gya. Birju kaa toh kabka kaam ho gaya tha. Aaj wo kitne surprise zhelne wala tha?
Halakhi thodi der pahale aise hi puri nangi hokar unke samne lagbahg 30 min tak khadi thi, par bhabhi ko harbaar nangi dekhna matlab ek gajab ehsas tha.
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Idhar bhabhi sharm se ab unn dono ke samne aayi.
Wo dono bhabhi ka fir se nanga badan ghurne lage.
Unka ghurna dekhkar bhabhi shaminda ho uthi.
Wo baar baar hath se apne nange badan ko chupaane ki koshish kar rahi thi, khass kar ke ape chut ke upar hath rakh rahi thi. Toh upar apne baal chaati par laakar apne mumme bacha rahi thi.
Fir ek lambi sans lekar wo unn dono ke samne neeche baith gyi. Aur ab Fish parosne lagi.
Ufff...
Aaj bhi wo dono ke beech me jagah chodkar ek dusre ke samne baithe the.
Toh khana parosne ke liye bhabhi ko unke beech aana hi pada.
Ohhh...
Aaj wo dono itne nazdik baithe the, ki bhabhi mushkil se unn dono ke beech me sama paa rahi thi.
Upar se shatir Kalu ne ek taraf aise bartan lagaaye the ki waha 1 vishesh angle me hi jagah bachi thi.
Ohhh...
Ufff..ye toh bada mushkil ho gaya bhabhi ke liye.
Jab usne apna mooh birju ki oor kiya, toh piche gand Kalu ke mooh ke thik samne aa gayi. Aur ishar aage uske mumme jaise Birju ki plate me aa gaye.
Ab toh aur badi mushkil samne thi bhabhi ke liye.
Kyunki ab usko Kalu ko parosna tha.
Iska matlab birju ki taraf pichwada jaanewala tha.
Ufff...
Wo birju ko pahali baar piche se apni gand dikhaane wali thi.
Wo chalbichal ho gayi magar lambi sans bharkar ab wo Kalu ki taraf mood gayi.
Ohhh...
Birju dekhta reh gaya. Wo piche se bhabhi ki chut ko pahali baar dekh raha tha.
Wahh..kya gand thi!!
Idhar Bhabhi ki halat sharmsaar aur majboor ho gayi thi.
"Kare toh kya kare? aur chupaaye toh kya kya chupaye?"
Do paraye mard uske neezi parts ko aise taad rhe the, ki uske jism par rongate khade ho gaye.
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Ab dusara kuch parosne ke liye wo fir se Birju ki Oor mood gayi.
Tabhi Kalu ne piche se bhabhi ko touch kiya.
Bhabhi sehma gyi.
Ab samne se nangi hokar parosne wali bhabhi dekhkar kalu ki himmat badh gayi thi.
Usne bhabhi ki gand par issbaar 1 fatka hi jada diya.
Satakkk....
Bhabhi- Aunch....
Bhabhi ne bass aunch chod di. Usko toka nahi.
Ye dekh ab Kalu harami hasi majak ki baate karte karte beech beech me bhabhi ke jism ki chedchad nikalne laga.
Kabhi idhar udhar soft touch karke bhabhi ko gudgudi karne laga. Toh kabhi halke fatke markar bhabhi kaa hora badan gulaabi karne laga.
Jab gand samne ati, toh hath kulhon se chut tak utarta. Aur Jab mooh samne aye, toh hath gale se utarkar mummo tak badata.
Bhabhi uske hath ko har baar chitkaar deti, aur khana parosne me lag jaati.
Birju toh aise dekh rha tha jaise chut me khud ghuss jayega.
Dono full maje le rhe the.
Ab kalu ki harkate badhne gyi. Khela gehara jo tha!
Wo kulhon ko kabhi masalne laga toh kabhi jor se phatka marne laga.
Aage mummo ko bhi mouka dekh ke dabane laga.
Bhabhi chupchaap uski harkate sahan karte hue khana paros rahi thi.
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Ab pura khana paroskar ho gaya.
Unke plates me lajij fish, curry ke sath bade Shahi andaaj me saja di gayi thi.
Wow..
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Ab wo dono khane par aise toot pade, jaise barso se bhooke ho.
Dono lapak lapak ke rotiya todne lage.
Pahala niwala nigalte hi kalu ke mooh se tarif nikali.
Kalu - Wahhhh..ummmhhhh...bhabhi jee ye kya hai? ahhhhaaaa...kya swadisht machali banayi hai bhabhi apne? Ummhhh....Chicken ka Chicken aur Machli ki Machali. Kamaal ho aap. Ummm..biwi ho toh aisi.....
Birju- Ummhhhaaaa...
Birju ke mooh bhi "ummmmm" nikal gya.
Wo dono kante nikalke Fish khane ka maja lete hue chust khane lage. Pakka jyada se jyada time lekar khaane wale the wo dono.
Akhir samne aisa nazara ho toh jaldi kisko hogi?
Wo janbujhkar jyada time laga rahe the. Kyunki khana khatam toh bhabhi waha se jaane lagi.
Bhabhi tabtak unke samne hi baithi thi.
Jab bhi koi kuch mangata wo unhe paros deti.
Kalu- Ummmm....kaa swad hai...Kahate hai, jo bhabhi achi Machali banati hai, uska dil bhi bada hota hai.
Kyu Birju? Bhabhi ka dil bada hai naa?
Itna bolkar wo hass diya.
Birju bhi sath me hasne laga.
Bhabhi ne sharm se upar bhi nahi dekha.
Kalu- Kash, itne bade dil wali hamari biwi hoti....
Birju- Hummmm...
Kalu- Arw Birjuwa..toh kya huaa..biwi nahi toh bhabhi toh hai hi....Hai naa bhabhi?
Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi ne kuch reaction nahi diya.
Kalu- Sun liya birju? Bhabhi haa bol rahi hai..
Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Birju bhi hasne laga.
Kalu- Hum dono bhi kya naseeb wale hai..Aisa khana aur aisi bhabhi kaha milegi? Aur khana aur bhabhi mil bhi jaaye toh bhi, aisi parosnewali kaha milegi???
Birju- Jee...Haa..bilkul.
Birju toh kum baat karne wala aur sharminda tha.
Kalu- Aapne dil khush kar diya bhabhi. ...ummhhaa...Wo jra rassa daal do.
Fir bhabhi unn dono ke samne ghutno pe zhuki aur pahale kalu ko, fir baad me birju ko rassa parosne lagi.
Kalu- Aaahhh..rassa bhi bilkul aapki tarah hua hai..bilkul teekhaa teekha..pine me zhatka de jaa rha hai.
Kalu bhabhi ki har baat pe lene pe utara tha. Zhuki hui bhabhi ko dekhte hue wo bola.
Kalu- Birju, Tumka pata hai?
Birju- Kaa?
Kalu- Koi bhi aurat jab kisi bhi vyakti ke samne zhukati hai toh, kya dikhai deta hai?
Ye sunte hi bhabhi sharmsaar ho gyi.
Birju- Kaa dikhayi deta hai?
Kalu- Are budbak, 'Sanskar'...ha..ha.h..ha..ha..
Ha..ha..ha..ha. ha..ha..
Wo dono hasne lage.
Kalu- Chalo aur batao?
Birju- Haa
Kalu- Wo kya hai, jo ladaki pahali baar karwati hai toh jor se chikhti hai?
Birju Hass pada. Phir sochkar bola.
Birju- Kaa?
Bhabhi ke toh pure ang par rongate khade ho gye. Harami kalu uspar comment karte jaa raha tha. Aur uspar 2 mard aisi gandi baate uske samne kar the the. Aur wo shikayat bolti toh kya bolti? Khud nangi baithi thi.
Kalu- "Kaan me ched."
Ye jawab sunkar birju joro se has pada...
Birju- Are sasura...."Kaan me ched" ha..ha..ha..ha..
Kalu- Tum kaa soch rahe the?
Birju- Kuch nahi..ha..ha..ha..
Kalu- Re budbakkk.., gande kahi ke###...
Fir wo dono hasne lage..
Kalu- Chalo, aur ek batao....'Aurat ki wo konsi aisi cheez hai, jo hamesha gili rahti hai.
Ye sunte hi sach me bhabhi ne apne hath se apni chut ko dhak liya.
Uff..
Jaise hi wo dono dekhne lage turant hath hata diya.
Birju- Pata nahi...
Birju Kalu ke ye chutkule sunkar lagataar haste jaa rha tha.
Kalu- Chat, tum kuch soch nahi paa rhe..upar deemag khali hai kya? Samne hi dikh rha hai, use dekh kar toh batao?
Birju- Nahi jee..kuch soch nahi paa rhe..
Kalu- "Jeebh" Are jeebh..budbakkk..jeebh..
Fir wo dono hasne lage..
Bhabhi andar hi andar sharm se mari gayi...
Kalu sahi khel rha tha.
Kalu- Bhabhi, issbaar aap batao. Ise toh aap ache se janati ho.
Wah kon si cheez hai jise pakadna achaa lagta hai, par use pakad ke zhukne par dard hota hai?
Bhabhi ne ghusse se naa me sar hilaya.
Kalu- Are ise toh aapne kai baar pakda hai..fir bhi nahi bata paa rahi?
Bhabhi ne kuch bola nahi...
Kalu- bhabhi, "zaadu"...Mai Zaadu ki baat kar rha hu.....Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Dono has pade.
Kalu- Bhabhi ye toh pakka pata hoga aapko. Aap roj deti hongi apne pati ko.
Bhabhi- Excuse me???###%%%%
Kalu- Suhagraat ke din Patni Pati ko kya deti hai?
Bhabhi Sunnn chup rahi...
To be continued....
Ufff....
Waha jo bhi kuch ghata tha, wo sab bemisal tha.
Kalu harami toh abhi tak hass raha tha.
Ohhh...Budha Sasur toh 1 number kaa harami nikla.
Ab bhabhi ko ye kon batayega?
Wo toh apne sasur ko andha samajkar pata nahi kya kya karnewali hai? (Ye hum bhabhi ke exhibitionist kirdaar ke kand me aage dekhne wale hai. Bhabhi apne sasur ko andha samajhkar bahot kuch karnewali hai. Stay tuned)
Khair,
Abhi ke liye toh Bhabhi sharmsaar aur bada guilty feel kar rahi thi. Apne budhe sasur ki safed daadhi ki chuhan usko abhi tak mehsoos ho rahi thi.
Wo guilty toh thi, Magar sath me kalu ki ajeeb ajeeb farmaish se uske andar ki chanchal Lilly charam romanch par thi.
Ek bhabhi ke liye ye sab bada humiliating tha, magar ek exhibitionist ke liye Kalu ke dwara aisa majboor karna kisi tohafe se kum nahi tha.
Waise bhi, Kalu ne kaha tha, ki iss baar wala khel aur gehara hoga. Toh jaisa usne kaha tha, thik waise hi ho rha tha.
Pata nahi ab kaha jakar rukne wala tha?
Bhabhi ke man me bass isi gehare khele ki baate chal rahi thi.
Use khud nahi pata chal rha tha, ki wo kalu ki har baat kyu man rahi hai?
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Ab bhabhi ne saree pahan li thi.
Jo bhi hone laga tha waha, use yaad karte karte man me hajaaro vichaaron ki ladhayi lekar wo khana banane me lag gyi.
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Idhar Kalu ne bhi bhabhi ko thoda savarne kaa mouka dene kaa socha.
Toh wo aur Birju dono chat par chadh gaye. Jo bhi finishing bachi thi, use wo poora karne lage.
Tabtak idhar bhabhi ne jald se khana banaya.
Aaj ki dish thi "Fish kadhayi."
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Kuch 1hr ke baad.
Kuch der baad bhabhi ne bahaar awaj lagaayi.
Bhabhi- Suno, khana tayaar hai....
Kaam niptaakar pahale kalu niche aya.
Bhabhi ne usko khana lagane bola.
Birju ko awaj dekar Kalu uss din ki tarah saare bartan 1-1 karke bahar le gya.
Bhabhi ne kalu ko dekha. Use ek baat samajh nahi aayi ki, koi shararat kiye bina Kalu khana fatafat kaise bahar le gya?
Ab thodi der baad bhabhi rotiya lekar bahar ayi.
Aakar dekha toh wha kuch bhi nahi tha.
naa hi khane ke bartan, aur naa hi Birju...
Bhabhi- Are??? Ye kya hai? khana?
Toh, Kalu wahi harami panti ki muskaan chehare par chadhaate hue bola.
Kalu- Maine kha tha na ki aaj kaa khela uss din se double gehra hoga.!! Aaj plan kuch alag hai...bhabhi jee... Hum soch raha tha ki, aaj khana aapke bedroom me baithkar khayenge. Toh rotiya upar bedroom lekar chalo.
Ye sunkar 1 pal ke liye bhabhi ki dhadkane ruk gayi. Surprise bhara chehara lekar Bhabhi poochne lagi.
Bhabhi- What? Kya?
Kalu- Haa...aapke bedroom me baithkar khaayenge. Sasura kisi sasur kaa beech me natak nahi chahiye.
Bhabhi - What? Ye kya keh rahe hai aap?
Kalu- Aur Haa ek aur baat..Mai chahta hu, jab aap upar aaogi...
Kalu itna bolkar bich me hi ruk gya.
Thoda hass diya.
Bhabhi ne thoda intzaar kiya, magar uss se raha nahi t9h bhabhi ne poocha.
Bhabhi- Are what????kya? Upar aakar kya?
Ye puchte wakt bhabhi ki sanse fool gayi thi.
Fir se harami panti wali hassi ke sath Kalu bola.
Kalu- Acha..Toh sun le. Toh jab aap upar aaogi...toh aapko fir se nangi hona padega. Isiliye toh upar intzaam kiya hai. Toh room me aate hi apni saree ko utaar fek dogi aur poori nangi ho jaaogi. Aaj nanga khana parosa jayega. Uss din ki kasar aaj poori karni hi hogi.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ka gala sukha pad gaya.
Wo chehare ke expressions badalte hue ghusse se kuch kehne jaa rahi thi,
Tabhi, bhabhi ki baat ko rokte hue kalu bola.
Kalu- Aur Haa.. pata hai..pata hai..Muzhe pata hai ab aap kya kahne wali hai....## Aapka deemaf thik hai kya? Pagal ho gaye ho kya? Battamiz insaan...bhraa..bhraa..bhraa..Mana karogi, galiya zhadogi. Par ye sab karne se pahale mai kuch baate clear karna chahhta hu. Toh dhyaan se sun le.
Bhabhi hakkabakka reh gayi.
Kalu- Toh Pahali baat toh ye hai ki, Abtak hum 2 mard aapke ghar pe hai. Aur hamara ye rasleela kaa khela kab se chal rha hai. Magar, Itna sabkuch hokar bhi kisine bhi jabardasti haath lagaaya aapko? Kisine hathapaayi karne ki kosis ki? Nahi Naa? Toh kehne kaa matlab ye hai ki, Hum apni maryada me hai aur aage bhi aapse wada raha ki, koi rattu bhar ki bhi jabardasti nahi hogi aap par. Haa, kuch mastibhari manmaani ki hai hamne, Magar, ek limit ke bahaar? Aapki 'NAA' matlab humra wahu stop ho gaya jee.
Bhabhi hairtangej najaro se sun rahi thi.
Kalu- Rahi dusari baat toh, Hum jaise 2 garib majdooron ko pata nahi aisa mouka fir Kabhi milega bhi yaa nahi? Wu kahate hai naa, " jawani 4 din ki mehman hoti hai," bhabhi. Isme aise kuch masti bhare aur pagalpan wale kisse naa ho toh kya hi jiya? Toh hum dono toh bass isko jee lena chahate hai, aur iski yaade marne tak apne sath rakhna chahate hai. Aur aapko bhi mashwara hai ki, aisa thoda pagalpan jee lijiye. Waise, aapka bhi kya kehna? Aapne bhi khub kiya, khub diya. Itni hamari farmaish poori ki. Bass ek akhari dafa kar gujar jaayiye. Hum dono jindagi bhar tak aapke gulaam bane rahenge.
Kalu ki ye baat sunkar bhabhi ke kaan garam ho gye.
Magar, Tharkipan ke sath sath Kalu ne badi gahri baat bhi kar di.
Bhabhi ko toh samajh hi nahi aa rha tha ki kya jawab de?
Pahle bhabhi badi ghussa ho gayi thi, par kalu ki aage baat sunkar wo bhi sochne pe majboor ho gyi.
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Bhabhi- Kaisi baate hai ye? Mai nahi jaao aap.
Kalu- Are bhabhi kaahe nakhare dikha rahi hai itne? Ek toh wahi kaam karne bol rahe hai, jo pahale 4-5 baar aap kar chuki hai. Jab kitchen me aap saree pahan rahi thi, tabhi mana karnewala tha. Kyunki baad me toh aapko utarna hi tha. Par socha koi nahi, saree utarte hue dekhne kaa apna ek alag hi maja hota hai.
Bhabhi- Ahhhaa...how dare you?
Kalu- Aur kahne ki baat toh ye hai ki, kahi naa kahi aapko bhi ye tharkipan pasand hai.
Bhabhi- What? Shut up...
Pakde jaane par jo bhaav hote hai thik waise hi expression bhabhi ke chehre par aa gye.
Kalu- Aur nahi toh kya?
Bhabhi- Kya bakwas kar rahe ho? Mai aisi kuch baate nahi karna chahati..
Kalu- Are sune toh. Upar toh aaj khel aur gehra honewala hai. aur bhi bahot kuch hai bhabhi. Aap ek baar upar toh aao. Aapko bhi maja aa jayega.
Bhabhi- Dekho, aisa kuch bilkul nahi Hone wala. Muzhe nahi aana upar.
Kalu- Bhabhi ...bhabhi..bhabhi..Fir wahi baat? He bhagwan, aapko manana bada mushkil hai.
Har baar apni hi Rath laga baithati ho.
Lekin hum bhi dheet hai. Toh hamri bhi suno, agar aap nangi parosti ho, tabhi hum aapki Fish khayenge. Warna nahi chahiye khana humko.
Aap mat aao upar. Hum waise hi khali plate me hath dhokar uth jayenge.
Bhabhi- What the fuck? Ye kya hai? Ye kya hai baccho jaisi harkat?
Kalu- Par agar upar aane ka faisla karti ho, toh hum samajh jayenge ki aapne hamari baat kabool li hai.
Bhabhi- Shutup.. how can you blackmail me like this?
Kalu- Iss baar bhabhi lekin puri nangi hona. Koi agar- magar nahi. Apron-wipron, chaddi-baddi, kuch nahi chahiye. Kapade ka katra bhi nahi chahiye. Sar se paav tak bass tum, aur kuch nahi.
Thik jaise suhagraat me apne pati ke samne hui thi.
Bhabhi - Shut up...kya bake jaa rahe ho?
Ye sunkar bhabhi ke andar ek ajeeb si khalbali mach rahi thi.
Bhabhi- Chiii..ekdum chup ho jao.. battamiz, besharam, ye kya bake jaa rahe ho? How dare you?...bhaad me jaao aap dono. Khana nahi khana hai toh mat khaao.
Par kalu bina sune waha se jaane laga..
Bhabhi piche se chillane lagi...par kalu seedhiya chadh ke upar aa gya.
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Bhale hi bhabhi ghussa jata rahi thi, magar andar se wo bhi hill gayi thi. Ek ajeeb si bachaini usko romchit kiye jaa rahi thi. Dhadkane badh gayi thi, sanse fool gayi thi, aur ek sath Kai khayal aane lage the.
Wo itna romanchit thi ki nangi hone se jyada, wha upar aur kya kya hoga? iske baareme sochne lagi thi.
Magar, kitna bhi kuch ho. Ek aurat ki laaj ne usko upar naa jaane kaa faisla lene par majboor kar hi liya.
Bhabhi- Mai nahi aanewali. Khana nahi khana hai toh mat khaao. Khaali pet hi nikle mere ghar se. Samjhe?
Bhabhi ne jor se chillakar ye baat kahi thi.
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Ab kuch der tak uss ghar me sannata raha.
Upar Kalu aur Birju bhabhi ki bedroom me khaali plate lagaakar baithe rahe the.
Kuch 15min waha kuch bhi nahi huaa.
Bhabhi ghuse se yaha kitchen me baithi rahi, aur upar wo dono mobile me dekhte khali plates lekar baithe rahe.
Bhook ke chalte birju ki pet me kouwe doud rahe the. Aur uske samne Fish thi. Magar wo Kalu ki permission ke bina hath nahi daal sakta tha.
Intzaar badhata gaya. Waise waise unn dono ki halat patali hoti gayi.
Unn dono ki ummid tootne lagi thi, aur unn dono ki bhook unpar haavi hone lagi thi.
Ke tabhi,
Uss bedroom kaa darwaja dhadam se khul gaya.
Haa..
Bhabhi ne ghusse se darwaja khola tha, aur andar aayi thi.
Usne dekha toh wo dono niche jameen par plates lagaakar baithe hai.
Bhabhi ko laga tha shayad wo dono upar bed par chadhkar baithe honge.
Kalu ne dekha ki bhabhi toh saree me hi thi.
Bhabhi ghusse se aage aayi aur unko khana parosne lagi.
Bhabhi kaa ghussa dekhkar kalu aur natak naa kar saka.
Wo chupchap baith gaya.
Bhabhi ne ghusse se sab paros diya aur awaj me teekhapan laate hue boli.
Bhabhi- Bina koi nakhare dikhaate hue chupchaap khaa lo dono. Khana khaa lo, aur nikal jaao. Aap dono ke liye banaya tha, aapko paros diya. Ab kha lo yaa fir bahaar le jakar fek do. Mere ghar me kuch nahi chahiye.
Bhabhi kaa ghussa dekhkar dono ne eksath bol diya.
Kalu-Birju- Khaa..rahe hai..khaa rahe hai...
Bhabhi- Good. Tabtak shuru kare. Mai garma garam rotiya laayi.
Aisa bolkar bhabhi fir se niche aa gyi.
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Ab kuch der me bhabhi garma garam rotiya lekar gayi.
Ab bhabhi ne dono ki plate me 1-1 roti daali.
Wo dono niche mundi dalkar khaane lage.
Unko rotitya dekar bhabhi uthkar apne bed ki side me chali gayi.
Kalu bhi bina upar dekhe khaane laga.
Tabhi,
Ufff...
Tabhi,
Ekdum se uski thali ke samne koi kapda aa gira.
Uff..
Tabhi aur ek kapda aakar gira.
Ohh..my..hod...
Wo kapade dekhte hi kalu kuch samajh gaya, aur usne turant upar dekha.
Ufff...
WOW....
Upar dekha toh uski najaro ne ye hairtangej najara dekha. Ohhh....bhabhi abtak poori nangi ho chuki thi. Aur nikala huaa blouse bhi uske hath me tha.
Aur usne wo bhi kalu ne samne fek diya.
Ohh....
My......
Hod.....
Ab bhabhi waha poori nangi thi.
Ufff.
Akhirkar bhabhi ne Kalu ki ichaa poori kar hi daali thi.
Yes...
Apne bedroom me 2 paraaye mardon ke samne fir se nangi hokar bhabhi khadi thi.
Uff..
Bhabhi ka ye surprise dekh Kalu khushi se pagal ho gya. Birju kaa toh kabka kaam ho gaya tha. Aaj wo kitne surprise zhelne wala tha?
Halakhi thodi der pahale aise hi puri nangi hokar unke samne lagbahg 30 min tak khadi thi, par bhabhi ko harbaar nangi dekhna matlab ek gajab ehsas tha.
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Idhar bhabhi sharm se ab unn dono ke samne aayi.
Wo dono bhabhi ka fir se nanga badan ghurne lage.
Unka ghurna dekhkar bhabhi shaminda ho uthi.
Wo baar baar hath se apne nange badan ko chupaane ki koshish kar rahi thi, khass kar ke ape chut ke upar hath rakh rahi thi. Toh upar apne baal chaati par laakar apne mumme bacha rahi thi.
Fir ek lambi sans lekar wo unn dono ke samne neeche baith gyi. Aur ab Fish parosne lagi.
Ufff...
Aaj bhi wo dono ke beech me jagah chodkar ek dusre ke samne baithe the.
Toh khana parosne ke liye bhabhi ko unke beech aana hi pada.
Ohhh...
Aaj wo dono itne nazdik baithe the, ki bhabhi mushkil se unn dono ke beech me sama paa rahi thi.
Upar se shatir Kalu ne ek taraf aise bartan lagaaye the ki waha 1 vishesh angle me hi jagah bachi thi.
Ohhh...
Ufff..ye toh bada mushkil ho gaya bhabhi ke liye.
Jab usne apna mooh birju ki oor kiya, toh piche gand Kalu ke mooh ke thik samne aa gayi. Aur ishar aage uske mumme jaise Birju ki plate me aa gaye.
Ab toh aur badi mushkil samne thi bhabhi ke liye.
Kyunki ab usko Kalu ko parosna tha.
Iska matlab birju ki taraf pichwada jaanewala tha.
Ufff...
Wo birju ko pahali baar piche se apni gand dikhaane wali thi.
Wo chalbichal ho gayi magar lambi sans bharkar ab wo Kalu ki taraf mood gayi.
Ohhh...
Birju dekhta reh gaya. Wo piche se bhabhi ki chut ko pahali baar dekh raha tha.
Wahh..kya gand thi!!
Idhar Bhabhi ki halat sharmsaar aur majboor ho gayi thi.
"Kare toh kya kare? aur chupaaye toh kya kya chupaye?"
Do paraye mard uske neezi parts ko aise taad rhe the, ki uske jism par rongate khade ho gaye.
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Ab dusara kuch parosne ke liye wo fir se Birju ki Oor mood gayi.
Tabhi Kalu ne piche se bhabhi ko touch kiya.
Bhabhi sehma gyi.
Ab samne se nangi hokar parosne wali bhabhi dekhkar kalu ki himmat badh gayi thi.
Usne bhabhi ki gand par issbaar 1 fatka hi jada diya.
Satakkk....
Bhabhi- Aunch....
Bhabhi ne bass aunch chod di. Usko toka nahi.
Ye dekh ab Kalu harami hasi majak ki baate karte karte beech beech me bhabhi ke jism ki chedchad nikalne laga.
Kabhi idhar udhar soft touch karke bhabhi ko gudgudi karne laga. Toh kabhi halke fatke markar bhabhi kaa hora badan gulaabi karne laga.
Jab gand samne ati, toh hath kulhon se chut tak utarta. Aur Jab mooh samne aye, toh hath gale se utarkar mummo tak badata.
Bhabhi uske hath ko har baar chitkaar deti, aur khana parosne me lag jaati.
Birju toh aise dekh rha tha jaise chut me khud ghuss jayega.
Dono full maje le rhe the.
Ab kalu ki harkate badhne gyi. Khela gehara jo tha!
Wo kulhon ko kabhi masalne laga toh kabhi jor se phatka marne laga.
Aage mummo ko bhi mouka dekh ke dabane laga.
Bhabhi chupchaap uski harkate sahan karte hue khana paros rahi thi.
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Ab pura khana paroskar ho gaya.
Unke plates me lajij fish, curry ke sath bade Shahi andaaj me saja di gayi thi.
Wow..
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Ab wo dono khane par aise toot pade, jaise barso se bhooke ho.
Dono lapak lapak ke rotiya todne lage.
Pahala niwala nigalte hi kalu ke mooh se tarif nikali.
Kalu - Wahhhh..ummmhhhh...bhabhi jee ye kya hai? ahhhhaaaa...kya swadisht machali banayi hai bhabhi apne? Ummhhh....Chicken ka Chicken aur Machli ki Machali. Kamaal ho aap. Ummm..biwi ho toh aisi.....
Birju- Ummhhhaaaa...
Birju ke mooh bhi "ummmmm" nikal gya.
Wo dono kante nikalke Fish khane ka maja lete hue chust khane lage. Pakka jyada se jyada time lekar khaane wale the wo dono.
Akhir samne aisa nazara ho toh jaldi kisko hogi?
Wo janbujhkar jyada time laga rahe the. Kyunki khana khatam toh bhabhi waha se jaane lagi.
Bhabhi tabtak unke samne hi baithi thi.
Jab bhi koi kuch mangata wo unhe paros deti.
Kalu- Ummmm....kaa swad hai...Kahate hai, jo bhabhi achi Machali banati hai, uska dil bhi bada hota hai.
Kyu Birju? Bhabhi ka dil bada hai naa?
Itna bolkar wo hass diya.
Birju bhi sath me hasne laga.
Bhabhi ne sharm se upar bhi nahi dekha.
Kalu- Kash, itne bade dil wali hamari biwi hoti....
Birju- Hummmm...
Kalu- Arw Birjuwa..toh kya huaa..biwi nahi toh bhabhi toh hai hi....Hai naa bhabhi?
Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi ne kuch reaction nahi diya.
Kalu- Sun liya birju? Bhabhi haa bol rahi hai..
Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Birju bhi hasne laga.
Kalu- Hum dono bhi kya naseeb wale hai..Aisa khana aur aisi bhabhi kaha milegi? Aur khana aur bhabhi mil bhi jaaye toh bhi, aisi parosnewali kaha milegi???
Birju- Jee...Haa..bilkul.
Birju toh kum baat karne wala aur sharminda tha.
Kalu- Aapne dil khush kar diya bhabhi. ...ummhhaa...Wo jra rassa daal do.
Fir bhabhi unn dono ke samne ghutno pe zhuki aur pahale kalu ko, fir baad me birju ko rassa parosne lagi.
Kalu- Aaahhh..rassa bhi bilkul aapki tarah hua hai..bilkul teekhaa teekha..pine me zhatka de jaa rha hai.
Kalu bhabhi ki har baat pe lene pe utara tha. Zhuki hui bhabhi ko dekhte hue wo bola.
Kalu- Birju, Tumka pata hai?
Birju- Kaa?
Kalu- Koi bhi aurat jab kisi bhi vyakti ke samne zhukati hai toh, kya dikhai deta hai?
Ye sunte hi bhabhi sharmsaar ho gyi.
Birju- Kaa dikhayi deta hai?
Kalu- Are budbak, 'Sanskar'...ha..ha.h..ha..ha..
Ha..ha..ha..ha. ha..ha..
Wo dono hasne lage.
Kalu- Chalo aur batao?
Birju- Haa
Kalu- Wo kya hai, jo ladaki pahali baar karwati hai toh jor se chikhti hai?
Birju Hass pada. Phir sochkar bola.
Birju- Kaa?
Bhabhi ke toh pure ang par rongate khade ho gye. Harami kalu uspar comment karte jaa raha tha. Aur uspar 2 mard aisi gandi baate uske samne kar the the. Aur wo shikayat bolti toh kya bolti? Khud nangi baithi thi.
Kalu- "Kaan me ched."
Ye jawab sunkar birju joro se has pada...
Birju- Are sasura...."Kaan me ched" ha..ha..ha..ha..
Kalu- Tum kaa soch rahe the?
Birju- Kuch nahi..ha..ha..ha..
Kalu- Re budbakkk.., gande kahi ke###...
Fir wo dono hasne lage..
Kalu- Chalo, aur ek batao....'Aurat ki wo konsi aisi cheez hai, jo hamesha gili rahti hai.
Ye sunte hi sach me bhabhi ne apne hath se apni chut ko dhak liya.
Uff..
Jaise hi wo dono dekhne lage turant hath hata diya.
Birju- Pata nahi...
Birju Kalu ke ye chutkule sunkar lagataar haste jaa rha tha.
Kalu- Chat, tum kuch soch nahi paa rhe..upar deemag khali hai kya? Samne hi dikh rha hai, use dekh kar toh batao?
Birju- Nahi jee..kuch soch nahi paa rhe..
Kalu- "Jeebh" Are jeebh..budbakkk..jeebh..
Fir wo dono hasne lage..
Bhabhi andar hi andar sharm se mari gayi...
Kalu sahi khel rha tha.
Kalu- Bhabhi, issbaar aap batao. Ise toh aap ache se janati ho.
Wah kon si cheez hai jise pakadna achaa lagta hai, par use pakad ke zhukne par dard hota hai?
Bhabhi ne ghusse se naa me sar hilaya.
Kalu- Are ise toh aapne kai baar pakda hai..fir bhi nahi bata paa rahi?
Bhabhi ne kuch bola nahi...
Kalu- bhabhi, "zaadu"...Mai Zaadu ki baat kar rha hu.....Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Dono has pade.
Kalu- Bhabhi ye toh pakka pata hoga aapko. Aap roj deti hongi apne pati ko.
Bhabhi- Excuse me???###%%%%
Kalu- Suhagraat ke din Patni Pati ko kya deti hai?
Bhabhi Sunnn chup rahi...
To be continued....
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