05-09-2026, 02:30 PM
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Part 4
Kalu- Bilkul sahi kiya aapne. Ye hoti hai asali 'Bahu'. Bilkul sahi farj nibhaya hai aapne ek achi Bahu hone kaa. Bichaare, budhe sasur agar beemar hai, toh kaahe ko aana? Bilkul thik kiye aap, bataayi dete hai.
Khushi ke maare jor se chillakar ye baat kahi thi Kalu ne. Uski khushiya dekhkar toh bhabhi hass gayi.
Idhar kalu khushi se pagal ho gaya tha.
Uska bhabhi ko chodne kaa Sapna eka-ek fir se jaag utha tha.
Kalu- Waisan bhabhi, ihh pahan ne ki ab kaa jaroorat thi? Wahi swagat wala hi thik tha.
Bhabhi ne naak chadhaate hue ghusse se dekha.
Kalu- Nahi, bola kaa khubsoorat lag rahi thi aap. Uhhh..ham dono kaa toh thandi bhar gayi thi..hiurrrrr....
Bhabhi kamar par hath rakhkar ekdum alag ghusse me khadi ho gayi.
Kalu- Nahi, nahi..Mera wu matlab nahi tha. Iss saree me bhi aap kamaal ki khubsoorat lag rahi ho...hummm...lagta hai aaj 'Hare' jangle me 'Kale Hire' dhundane hai.
Bhabhi ekdum sharma gyi.
Bhabhi- Shut up.
Kalu- Nahi, wu aaj bhi Masaale lagenge naa? Machali jo banane jaa rahi hai. Chaliye, Aao mai aapki madad karta hu.
Ye sunkar bhabhi has padi.
Bhabhi- Nahi, nahi. Aaj aap hi nikal do.
Kalu- Are Nahi, nahi. Mai sab samajh gaya. Aaj badala lene kaa plan hai naa aapka?
Bhabhi- What? Kya badla?
Kalu- Are aaj aapne mera nazayad fayda utha liya toh?
Bhabhi ye sunkar jor se has padi...
Bhabhi- What?
Kalu- Kahe? Apne pass bhi apna dharovar hai.
Apni bhi mithai ki dukaan hai, lollipop, rabadi, Laddu....sab hai.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne tedha mooh banakar usko dant lagaayi.
Bhabhi- Shut up. Ekdum shut up.
Kalu- Aji majaak kiya jee. Chale, aap hi chadhe, masaale nikaalte hai.
Bhabhi- haa haa aaj toh madad kar ke hi maanenge aap. Pata hai muzhe. Magar, ye madad-gaar sipaahi, aaj aapki kismat achi hai. Aaj Aapko pareshani aur iss bhabhi kaa bhaar uthaane ki koi jaroorat nahi padane wali hai. Kyunki, wo kya hai naa ki, aaj masaale pahale se nikal kar rakhe hai maine. Wo dekhe.
To meri madad kaa chodiye, aur aap apni madad kaa soche. Chupchap se apne kaam ko kare. Warn issbaar toh Golu chodga nahi. Wo dekhe waha lickage ho rakhi hai pipe.
Ye sunte hi kalu ne "Dhattttt" kar di.
Kalu ki reaction dekh bhabhi hass di.
Waise aaj uskika raaj tha, magar teekhi bhabhi ke samne wo thoda foonk foonk kar pair rakh raha tha. Bhabhi kaa sahi garam hona jaroori tha.
Isliye Aaj shuruwat me hi kalu koi jaldbaaji nahi karna chahata tha. Bhabhi ko dheere dheere line me lana usko ata tha. Kum se kum usko toh aisa hi lagata tha.
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Toh wo ab pipe kaa lickage dekhne laga. Waha sach me ek pipe lickage kar raha tha. Pahale toh kalu ko laga ki, shayad ye bhabhi ki hi koi chaal hai. Magar waha ke jod par nut- bolt kaa naa hona Kalu ko samjha gaya ki, usne hi thik se kaam nahi kiya tha.
Wo dekhne baith hi raha tha, tabhi kitchen farsh ke niche wale draw me bhabhi ki poonch ( Ass tail plug) usko dikhaayi padi.
Ohhhh....
Usne turant usko hath me liya.
Ab bhabhi ko dikhaate hue wo bola.
Kalu- Achaa...isko bhi nikaal diya? Isko toh kum se kum rahne dete.
Tabhi usne uss gand me jaate plug ko dekha.
Kalu- Baap re baap, ye itna bada hai andar? Tabhi aapka mooh aisa tedha ho rakha tha? Humka toh Khabar hi nahi. Humka laga.
Tabhi, bhabhi ne jor se zhapatta markar uss poonch ko uske hath se zhapat liya. Pakade jaane ki jillat bhari expression ke sath wo sharmsaar hokar kisi aur jagah mooh chupaati reh gayi.
Kalu harami zhukkar bhabhi ko dekhne laga.
Uss se mooh chupaane ke liye bhabhi aur jyada aage zhuk gayi.
Kalu ne uss Ass- plug par aur ek baat notice ki thi. Waha uss plug par jo Gand me andar jata hai, usspar ek chip-chipa gel, aur tel ke mixture ki baad aayi hui thi.
Kalu phat se samajh gaya ki, apni tang gand me itne bade Plug ko dalne ke liye bhabhi ko badi jalim mashakkad karni padi thi. Ye uske liye sadharan nahi raha hoga.
Iss se kalu aur romanchit ho gaya.
Wo harami pan wale expressions liye hue hase jaa raha tha.
Uski ye hasi bhabhi se dekhi nahi jaa rahi thi.
Toh, ab subject change karne ke liye bhabhi boli.
Bhabhi- Wo kam baad me shuru karna. Pahale Chai pee lo. Nahi toh sabko bataate firoge, Chaai bhi nahi poocha. Jaaye aap bahar jaakar baithe.
Chaai ki baat sunkar kalu toh aur khush ho gaya.
Kalu- Ek number. Aapki Chai toh ahahahhhhaaaa....hamka laga aap fir se bhool gayi aaj bhi. Chale, chale. Jaldi bana dijiye.
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Bhabhi- Mai abhi dalti hu.
Kalu thodi tone change karte hue bola.
Kalu- Badhiya. Par wu special wali. Yaad hai naa?
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ghussa ho gayi.
Bhabhi- Shut up.
Kalu- Are majak nahi, bhabhi sach bol raha hu. Iss Quinn ke liye ye toh baaye hath kaa kaam hai. Jo swagat kiya hai, uske mukable me ye toh kuch bhi nahi hai, sasura.
Bhabhi- Aap nikle bahaar.
Bhabhi ghusse se chilla padi.
Kalu- Are bhabhi, aisan kaa karat ho? Jara socho. Wo Birjuwa aur aapka sasur dono aapke doodh kaa chaai peeyenge. Kaisan najara hoga!!## Tab aap asali bhains lagogi.
Bhabhi- Shut up.
Isbaar bhabhi ne ankhe badi karke usko danta.
Kalu- Are sach keh raha hu. Wo birjuwa toh waha bahar pagal hokar baitha hai aisa swagat khakar. Uska abhi tak hosh nahi hai. Aisan swagat uski 7 peedhiyon ko nasib nahi, toh. Aur aapki gand par humra naam dekhkar poochne laga tha iska matlab. Toh, hamne bola tha, ki aage sab pata chal jaayega.
Bhabhi- Shut up. Aap bahaar jaaye. Warna kori chaai peela dungi.
Kalu- Thik hai jee.. thik hai.. saadi chaay toh saadi chaai..
Ab kalu bahar jaane laga.
Tabhi bhabhi boli.
Bhabhi- Sune.
Kalu turant wapas mood gaya.
Kalu- Jee, kahe?
Bhabhi- Wo...mai...hum....ufff...
Bhabhi kuch kahana chah rahi thi, magar laaj se keh naa paayi. Wo itni asahaj thi kisi baat ko lekar.
Kalu- Haan, jee?
Badi sharm khakar akhir bhabhi ne keh hi diya.
Bhabhi- Wo..darsal...matlab...Maine alag se nikal rakha hai subah thoda. wahi dalungi.
Oh..my...hod....
Ye sunte hi kalu ki khushiyon kaa thikaana naa raha. Wo sar pakadkar hakkabakka baith hi gaya.
Kalu- Kaa? Kaa kaha aapne? Kaa Sach? Wahhh..re wahhh..ye huii naa baat. Ye Kari naa qwiin wali baat. Ab aayega asali maja. Ab banegi special chaai. Aaj toh birjuwa ko asali chaai kaa hoti hai? ye pata chalega. Wahhh...Aapka jawab nahi. Banaayie..banaayiye...
Magar Kalu shatir tha. Usne apni khushyon par control rakha.
Kalu- Magar, jara dekhe toh, pakka aapka hai naa? Warna kisi bhains kaa nikaal ke rakh dogi...
Bhabhi usko ghusse se kuch pal dekhti rahi. Aur fir Ummhhh..karte hue wo doodh se bhara Cup uske samne diya.
Kalu ne wo cup uthaya, aur fat se 1 sip le liya.
Surrrrrkkkkkkkk...
Kalu- Wahhhh....ahhhaaaa...wahi amrut hai...ahhhaaaa...aapka hi hai...apka hi hai....Kahe toh Lilly ki dairy kaa hi hai...wahhhh...par ek baat toh manani padegi, ki aapne meri 'man ki baaton' par achaa khasa soch vichaar kiya hai. Hunnn?
Bhabhi sharma gayi.
Bhabhi- Chale ab, muzhe banaane de.
Bhabhi ne jawab dene se taal diya.
Kalu- Nahi. Hamre liye bass yahi soubhaagy hai ki aapne soch liya. Wahhh...kaa baat hai aapka...
Bhabhi - Chale, nikle bahaar...
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Bhabhi dwara Doodh ki baat bhi maan lene se kalu ab bada bindhast ho gaya. Use ab koi dar nahi tha. Uske liye ye ek green signal tha. Bhabhi ki harkaton kaa saaf saaf matlab tha, ki wo khud, aur ye hot bhabhi 1 hi page par, 1 hi khela khel rahe the.
Kalu- Bhabhi, hamri baaton kaa poora khayal rakha hai aapne, magar lagata hai 1 baat par gour karna bhool gayi aap. Hamne aapka doodh toh kaha tha, Magar "Ekdum Taza" bhi kaha tha.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ghussa ho gayi.
Bhabhi- Jaao, niklo yaha se.
Kalu- Bilkul nahi.
Kalu ne issbaar saaf Naa bol di thi.
Kalu ke saaf mana karne se bhabhi ko surprise kar diya.
Bhabhi- Bilkul nahi? What? Ye kya hai? Chupchaap jo mila hai uspar santushti farmaayiye. Warna wo bhi nahi milega. Ungali dene jaao, toh hath hi pakad lete hai. Ufff...Lilly tu hi pagal hai, inki chakkar me kya kya kar baithi hai.
Kalu- Are bhabhi jee. Hum bhi toh wahi keh rahe hai. Ab itna kuch kiya, toh ye karne me kaahe ki parhej? Konsa pahaad tod laane ko bol rahe hai? Aur aap konsa kuch pahali baar karne jaa rahi hai? Yahi 2 dhaar nikaal dete hai. Kaa bolte ho? Kaam bhi ho jayega, aur kisiko kuch khabar bhi nahi. Chale, hamri quwiinnn..... Taza doodh nikalne do.
Bhabhi- No way.......
Bhabhi ghusse se jor ki baras gayi.
Kalu- Aji, samjhe naa baat ko. Waisan hamri farmaish alag baat hai. Magar ihh toh aapke izzat kaa sawal hai. Dairy kaa Naam hai " Lilly kaa Taza" aur logon ko peelati hai subah wala. Ye bilkul aapke rutbe ke khilaaf hai. Aur wo naam bhi aapne khud rakhwaya hai. Bole, kaa matlab huaa?
Bhabhi- Shut up. Inn baato me mai fasne wali nahi.
Kalu- Par, humka samajh nahi aa raha, kyu? 2dhaar hi toh nikaalni hai?
Bhabhi- Naa..bilkul nahi. Aapko pahale bhi kaha hai, ki dopahar ka doodh nahi naikalwana muzhe.
Kalu- Par Kyu?
Bhabhi- Aap nahi samjhoge. Bass nahi nikalna. Muzhe mera figure nahi bighaadna.
Kalu- Kaa? Figure? Ye kaisan? 2 dhaar se? Ek baar nikalne se kya hoga?
Bhabhi- Kaha naa...aap nahi samjho ge. Dr. Subramanyam ne chetavni di hai. Maine apni body ko time- to- time hi discipline me rakha hai. Isme mai koi change nahi karna chahati. Aap nahi samhoge hyper-lactation kya hoti hai. Mai koi harmone sense, aur muscle memory nahi create karna chahati. Khass kar ke itni kum umar me. Toh, only morning and evening. Aur sab dairy ki sthapna ke time hi clear bataya gaya tha aapko.
Kalu- Bhabhi jee. Roj thodi bol rahe? Bass aaj ke din ka hi bol rha hu. Wu bhi 2 dhaar. Aur aapke doodh production me rattu bhar kaa bhi farak nahi girne wala hai. Shyam tak fir se bhar jayenge.
Bhabhi- Baat doodh ki, ya fir production ki nahi hai. Bhar jaayenge wo toh mai bhi janti hu. Muzhe apne figure ki chinta hai.
Kalu- Are kuch nahi hoga..bass jarasa toh nikalna hai..aur aapke pati ne kabhi na kabhi toh dopahar ka chakha hi hoga.
Bhabhi- Kalu jee. Ye bhi toh Mera hi hai. Aap isise kaam chala lijiye. Socha tha, ki aap dono free me repair karne aaye ho, toh aapki farmaish par itna toh socha jaaye.
Bhabhi baat ko taal rahi thi.
Kalu- Thik hai.. ab jabardasti thodi hi kar sakte hai? Pii lenge yahi basa.
Bhabhi- Basa? What basa.
Kalu- Are hamre liye taza nahi toh basa hi hai. Ye aapki dairy ke rudbe ko bilkul Shobha nahi deta. Aap naam badal kar "Subah ki lilly" yaa fir "lilly kaa basa" rakh lijiye.
Bhabhi - What the fuck...Shut up.
Uski is bokhlahat narajgi par bhabhi mishkil hasne me lagi thi.
Tabhi,
Kalu ekdum se chalaang lagaakar bhabhi ke piche aya, aur usne turant piche se bhabhi ke boobs par hath daalte hue kaha.
Kalu- Koi Jabardasti nahi karenge. Kudarati nikal jaaye, toh hi nikaalenge. Warna chupchaap nikal jaaunga.
Kalu ke ekdum se aise hamle ne bhabhi ko zhanjhodkar rakh diya. Bhabhi apni poori takad se usko turant door hataane lagi.
Uff..
Magar aaj Kalu ki pakad ek noukar ki nahi, balki Mard ki thi. Kalu aaj double gustaaki karnewala hai, ye bhi bhabhi kahi naa kahi janati thi.
Kalu- Shuuukkkkk.....shuukkkk...jyada awaj naa kare...bahaar birju aur aapke sasur baithe hai..Mai toh bass ek bhains kaa kartavya yaad dila raha hu. Kaha tha naa? Aaj double gehara khela hogaa. Magar ek baat hai, "Jabardast chuyenge aaj, magar jabardasti bilkul nahi". Toh aap jab chahe tab humka thappad laga sakti hai. Magar tabtak, ekdum shukkk....haannn...aisan....Toh hum ihh keh raha tha Bhabhi, ki Kabhi kabhi, yaa fir, Ek- do baar karne se aisa kuch nahi hota. Jara socho, agar aapka baccha hota. Toh uska jab jab bhook lagati, aapko pilaana padata. Toh? Aur Sabse jaroori baat, ki Ek bhains ko itna nahi sochna chahiye. Uska bass apne Malik ki baat maanani chahiye. Toh ab ye nakhare band Karo aur ankh band kar ke dil se apne malik ki ek baat maan lo.
Ufff...
Itna bolkar blouse ke upar hi usne bhabhi ke boobs press kar diye.
Ohhhh...
Magar iske baad wo bhabhi ki dant khane ko, yaa fir issbaar toh bhabhi ke hath se jor ki thappad khaane ko tayaar ho gaya. Kyunki Usko pata tha usne kya kiya hai..
Magar,
Magar, huaa kuch ulta hi.
Ohhh...
Bhabhi kaa ekdum soft reply aya.
Bhabhi- "Uffff..uhhhmmmm....nahi naa please...."
Ohhh..my..hod..
Ye sunte hi kalu surprised ho gaya, aur khushi se fool gaya.
Usne toh tikhi nakharel bhabhi se thappad expect ki thi. Magar yaha toh bhabhi ki moan nikal gayi thi.
Uske iss ekdum ke hamle se bhabhi bhi badi surprised thi.
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Idhar Bhabhi kaa aisa soft inkrar sunte hi usne turant fir se bhabhi ki blouse par hath dala, aur isbaar ache se bhabhi ke boobs punjo me le liye.
Kalu- "Are bhabhi, kuch nahi hota. Bass aise hi jara aur der. Agar bahaav kudarati hai, toh iska body par koi asar nahi hota. Aur aapka toh asali kudarati bahaav hai. Aap dekh lena, agale 5min me aapke ye dono mumme kaisan doodh chodate hai. Bhale hi subah hi inko aapne khaali karwaya hai. Magar ek doodhwala hath me lete hi pata kar leta hai, ki inn se aur kitna niklega. Aur aapke ye dono itne kadak ho rakhe hai, ki inse toh 1 insaan poora bharpet pee jaaye. Aur hum toh yaha 2 dhaar ki toh baat kar rahe hai. Toh aap fikar chodiye aur iss doodhwale ki haton kaa kamaal dekhiye."
Inta lecture dekar ab kalu ne apne hath chalana shuru kiye.
Ufff..
Ab wo bhabhi ke boobs softly masalne laga.
Ekdum dheere- dheere se.
Kalu- Haa..aise hi...haa..ab jara aapni ankhe band kar lo aur bass feel lo.
Itna bolkar ab kalu bhabhi ke boobs blouse ke par se hi masaag karne laga.
Bhabhi ne kabki ankhe band kar li thi.
Bhabhi- ummhhhh...ohhhhh...
Kalu- Haaa..aise hi dheere dheere masaag karni hoti hai pahale. Aap tensin free hokar khudko muzhe somp de. Bass aur kamaal dekhe.
Bhabhi - Ufff..stop naa...muzhe nahi karna hai ye. Haayee meri figure....
Kalu- Are kuch nahi hoga figure ko. Ulta aur khubsoorat hogi. Delh lena. Ab dhyaan se sun le jara. Ab Mai aapka blouse kholne jaa raha hu.
Bhabhi - What???ummhhh...nowayyy...Stopp...
Bhabhi ne turant uske hath pakad liye.
Kalu- Sune toh, Bass kholunga nahi, balki Poore button kholkar aapke kandhe se pahale niche giraunga.
Bhabhi- Whattt the fuck.....Ohhh..ummmhhh...No..No way..
Kalu- Aur fir baad me hath se nikalkar aapke jism se alag kar dunga.
Bhabhi - ohhhissssss....please mat...ye kya bol rahe ho?
Kalu- Fir wo blouse uthakar kisi kone me fek dunga. Beshak aapke kapade toh feke jaane ke liye bane hai.
Bhabhi- What.....? Ohhh..nahi....bilkul nahi...please no..
Kalu- Are aap iss blouse ki mat soche...balki ye soche, ki Bahar wo birjuwa aur aapka sasur bahithe hai. Aur andar aap kotchen me bina blouse ke aise unke liye doodh de rahi ho. Umhhhh...kaa maja aai gawa....
Ye sunkar bhabhi ke andar ajeeb bachaini doud gayi. Uska seena dhadhad raha tha. Aur sanse fooli hui thi.
Tabhi kalu ne asliyat me bouse ke buttons kholna shuru kiya.
Ufff...
Bhabhi toh badi asahaj ho uthi.
Bhabhi- Please nahi naa..
Magar,
Kalu kaha rukne wala tha? Usne ek-ek kar ke buttons ko kholna shuru kiya.
Ohhhh...
Bhabhi mooh se toh usko 'stop,nahi,noway' bolti jaa rahi thi. Magar uske jism kaa pratikaar bada hi soft tha. Toh Kalu kaha ruknewala tha?
Dekhte-hi-dekhte ab usne bhabhi ke saare buttons khol diye.
Uff..
Aur ab wo garam ho chuke bhare hue mumme usne hath me liye.
Wahhh..
Bhabhi ke mooh se toh siiii nikal gayi.
Bhabhi- Ufff...ahhhh...no...
Kalu- ahhhaaaa...ye toh pahale se tayaar lag Rahe hai bhabhi..dekha? Aap kha-mo-kha. Nakhre kar rahe the.
Bhabhi sharma gayi.
Uske boobs sach me poore engorged ho rakhe the. Sath me uski wo chuchiya nukhili kadi ho gayi thi.
Ufff...
Ab kalu ekdum tarike se unn majedaar boobs kaa maja lene laga. Poore hakk se, tabiyat se, aur apne hisaab se wo unn boobs ko masalne laga.
Bhabhi- Ufff..ummm...ahhh..stop it...ohhh..rukiye naaa...aisa naa kariye naa.please naa...unch...dheer se naa? Uff ahh..dard ho raha hai...please...dheere se naa...ufff..Ye bass mai aaj ke liye kar rhi hu..ufff..umm..
Kalu- Ahhhaaa...Hum bhi toh yahi keh rha hu...bass thoda sa hi toh nikalunga...ap fikar naa kare.. "Sagar me ghagar" bass..Ha.ha..ha. ha..
Bhabhi chuphap lajjit khadi rahi.
Ab toh majboot dabaane laga, kabhi peesne laga, kabi niche se upar toss karne laga, kabhi sehlaanr laga, toh kabhi chuchiyon ko chedne laga.
Ab toh usne 2-3thappad bhi barsaa diye bhabhi ke boobs par.
Dekhte hi dekhte wo vishaal mumme aur bhi sakt aur engorged ho gaye. Sath me gora chittha rang lal gulaabi hokar Kalu ki ungaliyon ke nishaan batane laga.
Uffff...
Lagataar 10min tak saari nason ko kholta gaya Kalu. Aur bhabhi yaha bebas hokar uska ye jurm sehti gayi.
Ufff..
Bhabhi ke boobs ko dekhkar ab aisa lagane laga tha ki, inn pink chuchiyon se doodh ki dhaar kisi bhi wakt nikal sakti hai.
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Tabhi,
Wo harami kalu ruk gaya.
Haa.
Wo ruk gaya!
Wo bada shatir tha. usko ache se pata tha, ki wo kya kar raha hai.
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Ab bhabhi ki taraf dekhte hue, ek shitaani smile dete hue kalu bola.
Kalu- Are, ruke jara. Fress matlab fress. Aaj Bilkul "Taza" ka chaai piyenge hum sab.
Bhabhi uski baat ko sunane lagi.
Kalu- ummhhh..ek kaam kariye...tabtak aap pahale chaai bana lijiye.
Ekdum akhari ghadi par aakar rukne se bhabhi ke boobs me badi jaalim halchal mach gayi thi. Aur wo ek andruni dard dekar bhabhi ko zhulsa gaye.
Aisa laga kisine garm kar ke uss aag ko bujhaya hi nahi.
Ufff..
Bhabhi toh bolne wali thi ki- " uff..haayee..ab na rukiye. Yaha rukna mana hai "
Magar, Laaj sharam ke chalte badi mushkil se uss dard ko usne pachaya.
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Bhabhi - What? Ab kya huaa? Ufff..kya kar rahe ho aap?
Kalu- Are batata hu. Aap pahale chaai toh gholiye.
Ab kuch der me chaai ubalne lagi.
Toh, ab kalu ne 1 tray liya. " Tea- Tray. "
Fir usme 2 Cups rakh diye, aur uske baaju me 1 kanch kaa chota glass rakh diya.
Bhabhi- Ye glass kiss liye?
Kalu- Batata hu. Batata hu. Bass thodi hi der.
Ab kalu ne 1 biscuit packate faad ke uss tray me rakh diya, jo bhabhi ne nikaalkar rakha tha.
Sath me thoda farsaan bhi tha.
Ab,
Kalu ne wo Tray uthaya, aur bhabhi ke hath me thama dete hue bola.
Kalu- Aap in cups me Chai daalo.
Bhabhi- Par ye bina doodhwali kali chaai hai. Doodh dalakar toh thoda ubala jayega. Aur..aur ye glass kiss liye?
Ispar Kalu hasne laga. Wo aisi waisi hasi nhi thi, balki ek khalnayak wali hasi thi.
Uski iss hasi ne toh Bhabhi ko dara hi diya.
Thoda hasne ke baad ab wo aage aya. Aur ab thik bhabhi ki najaro me najare dalkar dekte hue bol pada.
Kalu- Ab dhyaan se suno. Aaj kuch socha hai maine.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi thoda dar gayi.
Bhabhi- What?.....Kyaa?
Kalu- Maine pahale hi bola hai aapko, ki aaj bahot gehra hoga. Aapko bhi maja aayega.
Bhabhi- Shut up..bolo jaldi.
Kalu- Ab wu sasure birju ko, aapki gand pe likhi line kaa matlab samjhaane kaa wakat aya hai.
Bhabhi- What?.Shut up.....Matlab???
Bhabhi bachain ho gayi.
Issbaar kalu ne awaj me tevari chadhaate hue bola.
Kalu- Toh sune..aur dhyan se sune..Aur issbaar ye koi bass 'man ki baat' nahi, balki mera hukum hai. Tere malik kaa hukum hai.
Kalu ki personality badal chuki thi. Wo tevari chadhakar bolne laga tha. Jaise hukum de raha ho.
Bhabhi hairaan-pareshaan expressions lekar dari hui khadi rahi.
Waise kalu ki ye tevari apne ghusse se nikalne me bhabhi ko jyada time nai lagata. Magar abhi filhaal toh wo dar gayi thi.
Kalu- Toh, kaan kholkar sun le ki tum ab kyaa-kyaa karegi -" Sabse pahale tum apna ye blouse kaa button laga liyo. Fir sar pe pallu lekar ek izzatdaar Bahu ki tarah, Ye tray lekar bahar aaogi. Bahar waha sofe par Birju aur Mai baithe honge. Ab waha aane ke baad hamko sharmaakar ek hasi dogi. Yaad rahe dono ko. Fir haskar ye tray, hum dono ke samne rakhi table par rakh dogi. Aur...ahhhaaaa...aur..
Bhabhi- Aur kya?
Kalu- Ahahahhaaa...Aur fir bina kuch bole hum dono ke samne apne kapade utaarne lagegi.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ke pairon ke niche ki jameen khisak gayi. Wo ekdum se haitangej bhare expressions lekar boli.
Bhabhi- What the fuck??? What?? Are you mad?
Kalu- Aur toh sune. Ab ek- ek kar ke saare kapade utaarkar fir se poori ki poori nangi ho jaayegi. Aur poori nangi hone ke baad chuchaap hum dono ke beech rakhi table par chadke ghutno par khadi ho jaogi. Haa..hamri bhains bankar.
Bhabhi- What??? How dare you?? Battamiz..
Kalu- Are asali maja toh ab sune. Ab mai wahi birju ke ankho ke samne tumhara doodh nikalunga....ekdum garma garam..ekdum taza taza....Haa..ab ise kahate hai asali taza. Ekdum " Lilly kaa Taza" Ab jaakar aapki dairy ki 'Shaan aur shoukhat' par chaar chand lag jaayenge.
Ab aise asali taza doodh se bani ekdum special Chaai piyenge hum.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ke rongate khade ho gye.
Bhabhi- My foot....ekdum Shut up.....
Kalu- Are itna hi nahi. Asali "shaan aur shaoukhat" wala hissa toh ab hai.
Toh, Doodh nikalne ke baad hamare Chai pine tak, aap waise hi bhains bankar table par khadi rhogi. Ahhhaa..kaa najara hoga sasura. Aap tabhi uss table par se utrogi, jab hamri Chaai khatam hogi. Samjhe kaa? Hum dono hamari bhains ko aisi hi nangi dekhte dekhte Chaai piyenge. Aur biscuit, farsaan bhi khayenge. Sasura aapki doodh kaa aur Aapki Jawani kaa swad ghulmilkar uss chaai me utar jaayega.. ahhhaa...kaa maja aayega...
Kalu jo, jo bol raha tha, yaha bhabhi wo wo imagine karne lagi thi. Uski iss baato ne bhabhi ko zhanjhodkar rakh diya.
Bhabhi- Chup karo apni ye bakwas baate.
Kalu- Ab Chai khatam hone ke baad aap uss tabale par se utarogi. Ab niche pade hue apne kapade uthaaogi. Maine kaha uthaaogi.. pahnogi nahi. Haa...sahi suna..uthakar apne saare kapade uss Tray me rakh dogi. Fir hamri ki hui khali 2 Cup aur apne kapade uss tray me bharkar andar nangi hi chalti jaaogi.
Haa, andar aakar ab apne kapade pahan sakti ho.
Ghussa aur ek ajeeb si sansani se bhabhi tilmila gayi thi.
Bhabhi- Bass..bahot hua..Chaai peeni hai toh pee lo, warna yahi basin me fek rahi hu mai.
Uski inn baato ne bhabhi ki sanse foola di thi.
Kalu- Are bhabhi aisan kya karti ho? Jara socho, Uss Birju ko abhi tak Khabar hi nahi hai ki, aap sach me ek bhains ho. Sach me doodh deti ho. Jara soche, aapki chuchiyon se nikalti hui safed dhara jab wo pahali baar dekhega...Ahhhaaa....sasura toh putla ban jam jaayega fir se.. usko abtak kaa sabse bada zhatka lagega. Aur zhatke se yas aya ki, Mardon ko zhatke dena toh aapka shouk hai.
Bhabhi - Bilkul chup. Jo man me aaye bolte rahate hai. Baatuni batamiz kahi ke.
Bhale hi bhabhi ghusse me thi, magar Birju ke chehare par umadte expressions bhabhi ne Kab ke imagine kar liye the.
Kalu- Are bhabhi jee, aapko naa, har baar naye se manana padata hai. Hum pooch raha hai, ki dikkat kya hai? Uss Birju ko toh paale hi aapne sab dikha rakha hai. Apna doodh bhi peelaane ko tayaar ho. Toh yahi samne samne ho jaaye naa?
Bhabhi- Tumhara deemag toh thik hai? Tum chahte ho ki mai bahar bina kapde ke aau, aur fir tum doodh nikaloge? Ek anjane mard ke samne?
Aur waha mere sasur jee bhi baithe hai beshak..correct? Aur aap pooch rahe ho dikkat kya hai? Wahhh..kya soch hai tumhari.
Kalu- "Achaaa??? Achaa??? Ab hum samajh gaye...Matlab aapko ye sab karne se koi parhej nahi hai...aapko bass sasurji ki fikar ho rahi hai?
Aree..toh aap befikar, be-tensin rahe. Unka hum dekh lenge. Hamne unka jagah kabka soch liya hai."
"Waise dekhna bhi kaa hai chodo? Aap bahana naa dijiye, hum dono ko, matlab aapko bhi pata hai, aur muzhko bhi pata hai, ki aapke sasur jee kala chashma lagaaar aram se gehari nind so rahe hai. Aur So rahe naa hote, toh bhi kaa farak padata? unko naa hi jyada kuch deekhaayi padata hai, aur naa hi jyada kuch sunaai padata hai. 4 foot ke bahaar ki duniya unke liye Andhera hi Andhera hai. Aur toh aur. Wo khud chal bhi nahi sakte. Tabhi toh, Aapne hum 2 paraaye mardon kaa apni sasural ke dwar par aisa shandaar nangi hokar swagat kare ho. Warna aap ye khud aisi daring karti kaa? Bhabhi jee...bahana nahi chalega idhar. Hum sab janat hai. "
"Waisan, Hum aapki halat samajh sakat hai. Sasur ki moujoodgi me koi paraya marad aapka doodh nikaalkar chaai k sath peene wala hai. Ye kisi bhi bahu ke liye asan kaam nahi hai. Toh jaisa Maine kaha, ki Maine unke liye ek jagah soch li hai. Unka wheel chair ko dhakelkar, seedha hum sabse akhir wale kone me le jaakar laga aayenge. Aur unka mooh deewar ki taraf hi beetha aayenge."
"Haa, waisan unko unke kamare me bhi shift kar sakate hai. Nahi, kaa hai naa ki, fir toh saari dikkat hi khatam ho jaayegi! Magar hum aisa nahi chahte. Hum unka isi hall me rakhenge. Jaise aapne rakha tha. Isme ek alag maja hai. Kyunki samne hamari chounoti qwiin hai. Bhabhi ne toh kar diya, ab bahu ki baari hai. Chale bhabhi jee, Jo duniya ki koi aur Bahu nahi kar sakti, hamka pakaa yakin hai ki Aap wo kar logi"
Bhabhi- Ye kya badbada rahe ho? Pagal ho gaye ho kya?
To be continued....
Kalu- Bilkul sahi kiya aapne. Ye hoti hai asali 'Bahu'. Bilkul sahi farj nibhaya hai aapne ek achi Bahu hone kaa. Bichaare, budhe sasur agar beemar hai, toh kaahe ko aana? Bilkul thik kiye aap, bataayi dete hai.
Khushi ke maare jor se chillakar ye baat kahi thi Kalu ne. Uski khushiya dekhkar toh bhabhi hass gayi.
Idhar kalu khushi se pagal ho gaya tha.
Uska bhabhi ko chodne kaa Sapna eka-ek fir se jaag utha tha.
Kalu- Waisan bhabhi, ihh pahan ne ki ab kaa jaroorat thi? Wahi swagat wala hi thik tha.
Bhabhi ne naak chadhaate hue ghusse se dekha.
Kalu- Nahi, bola kaa khubsoorat lag rahi thi aap. Uhhh..ham dono kaa toh thandi bhar gayi thi..hiurrrrr....
Bhabhi kamar par hath rakhkar ekdum alag ghusse me khadi ho gayi.
Kalu- Nahi, nahi..Mera wu matlab nahi tha. Iss saree me bhi aap kamaal ki khubsoorat lag rahi ho...hummm...lagta hai aaj 'Hare' jangle me 'Kale Hire' dhundane hai.
Bhabhi ekdum sharma gyi.
Bhabhi- Shut up.
Kalu- Nahi, wu aaj bhi Masaale lagenge naa? Machali jo banane jaa rahi hai. Chaliye, Aao mai aapki madad karta hu.
Ye sunkar bhabhi has padi.
Bhabhi- Nahi, nahi. Aaj aap hi nikal do.
Kalu- Are Nahi, nahi. Mai sab samajh gaya. Aaj badala lene kaa plan hai naa aapka?
Bhabhi- What? Kya badla?
Kalu- Are aaj aapne mera nazayad fayda utha liya toh?
Bhabhi ye sunkar jor se has padi...
Bhabhi- What?
Kalu- Kahe? Apne pass bhi apna dharovar hai.
Apni bhi mithai ki dukaan hai, lollipop, rabadi, Laddu....sab hai.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne tedha mooh banakar usko dant lagaayi.
Bhabhi- Shut up. Ekdum shut up.
Kalu- Aji majaak kiya jee. Chale, aap hi chadhe, masaale nikaalte hai.
Bhabhi- haa haa aaj toh madad kar ke hi maanenge aap. Pata hai muzhe. Magar, ye madad-gaar sipaahi, aaj aapki kismat achi hai. Aaj Aapko pareshani aur iss bhabhi kaa bhaar uthaane ki koi jaroorat nahi padane wali hai. Kyunki, wo kya hai naa ki, aaj masaale pahale se nikal kar rakhe hai maine. Wo dekhe.
To meri madad kaa chodiye, aur aap apni madad kaa soche. Chupchap se apne kaam ko kare. Warn issbaar toh Golu chodga nahi. Wo dekhe waha lickage ho rakhi hai pipe.
Ye sunte hi kalu ne "Dhattttt" kar di.
Kalu ki reaction dekh bhabhi hass di.
Waise aaj uskika raaj tha, magar teekhi bhabhi ke samne wo thoda foonk foonk kar pair rakh raha tha. Bhabhi kaa sahi garam hona jaroori tha.
Isliye Aaj shuruwat me hi kalu koi jaldbaaji nahi karna chahata tha. Bhabhi ko dheere dheere line me lana usko ata tha. Kum se kum usko toh aisa hi lagata tha.
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Toh wo ab pipe kaa lickage dekhne laga. Waha sach me ek pipe lickage kar raha tha. Pahale toh kalu ko laga ki, shayad ye bhabhi ki hi koi chaal hai. Magar waha ke jod par nut- bolt kaa naa hona Kalu ko samjha gaya ki, usne hi thik se kaam nahi kiya tha.
Wo dekhne baith hi raha tha, tabhi kitchen farsh ke niche wale draw me bhabhi ki poonch ( Ass tail plug) usko dikhaayi padi.
Ohhhh....
Usne turant usko hath me liya.
Ab bhabhi ko dikhaate hue wo bola.
Kalu- Achaa...isko bhi nikaal diya? Isko toh kum se kum rahne dete.
Tabhi usne uss gand me jaate plug ko dekha.
Kalu- Baap re baap, ye itna bada hai andar? Tabhi aapka mooh aisa tedha ho rakha tha? Humka toh Khabar hi nahi. Humka laga.
Tabhi, bhabhi ne jor se zhapatta markar uss poonch ko uske hath se zhapat liya. Pakade jaane ki jillat bhari expression ke sath wo sharmsaar hokar kisi aur jagah mooh chupaati reh gayi.
Kalu harami zhukkar bhabhi ko dekhne laga.
Uss se mooh chupaane ke liye bhabhi aur jyada aage zhuk gayi.
Kalu ne uss Ass- plug par aur ek baat notice ki thi. Waha uss plug par jo Gand me andar jata hai, usspar ek chip-chipa gel, aur tel ke mixture ki baad aayi hui thi.
Kalu phat se samajh gaya ki, apni tang gand me itne bade Plug ko dalne ke liye bhabhi ko badi jalim mashakkad karni padi thi. Ye uske liye sadharan nahi raha hoga.
Iss se kalu aur romanchit ho gaya.
Wo harami pan wale expressions liye hue hase jaa raha tha.
Uski ye hasi bhabhi se dekhi nahi jaa rahi thi.
Toh, ab subject change karne ke liye bhabhi boli.
Bhabhi- Wo kam baad me shuru karna. Pahale Chai pee lo. Nahi toh sabko bataate firoge, Chaai bhi nahi poocha. Jaaye aap bahar jaakar baithe.
Chaai ki baat sunkar kalu toh aur khush ho gaya.
Kalu- Ek number. Aapki Chai toh ahahahhhhaaaa....hamka laga aap fir se bhool gayi aaj bhi. Chale, chale. Jaldi bana dijiye.
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Bhabhi- Mai abhi dalti hu.
Kalu thodi tone change karte hue bola.
Kalu- Badhiya. Par wu special wali. Yaad hai naa?
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ghussa ho gayi.
Bhabhi- Shut up.
Kalu- Are majak nahi, bhabhi sach bol raha hu. Iss Quinn ke liye ye toh baaye hath kaa kaam hai. Jo swagat kiya hai, uske mukable me ye toh kuch bhi nahi hai, sasura.
Bhabhi- Aap nikle bahaar.
Bhabhi ghusse se chilla padi.
Kalu- Are bhabhi, aisan kaa karat ho? Jara socho. Wo Birjuwa aur aapka sasur dono aapke doodh kaa chaai peeyenge. Kaisan najara hoga!!## Tab aap asali bhains lagogi.
Bhabhi- Shut up.
Isbaar bhabhi ne ankhe badi karke usko danta.
Kalu- Are sach keh raha hu. Wo birjuwa toh waha bahar pagal hokar baitha hai aisa swagat khakar. Uska abhi tak hosh nahi hai. Aisan swagat uski 7 peedhiyon ko nasib nahi, toh. Aur aapki gand par humra naam dekhkar poochne laga tha iska matlab. Toh, hamne bola tha, ki aage sab pata chal jaayega.
Bhabhi- Shut up. Aap bahaar jaaye. Warna kori chaai peela dungi.
Kalu- Thik hai jee.. thik hai.. saadi chaay toh saadi chaai..
Ab kalu bahar jaane laga.
Tabhi bhabhi boli.
Bhabhi- Sune.
Kalu turant wapas mood gaya.
Kalu- Jee, kahe?
Bhabhi- Wo...mai...hum....ufff...
Bhabhi kuch kahana chah rahi thi, magar laaj se keh naa paayi. Wo itni asahaj thi kisi baat ko lekar.
Kalu- Haan, jee?
Badi sharm khakar akhir bhabhi ne keh hi diya.
Bhabhi- Wo..darsal...matlab...Maine alag se nikal rakha hai subah thoda. wahi dalungi.
Oh..my...hod....
Ye sunte hi kalu ki khushiyon kaa thikaana naa raha. Wo sar pakadkar hakkabakka baith hi gaya.
Kalu- Kaa? Kaa kaha aapne? Kaa Sach? Wahhh..re wahhh..ye huii naa baat. Ye Kari naa qwiin wali baat. Ab aayega asali maja. Ab banegi special chaai. Aaj toh birjuwa ko asali chaai kaa hoti hai? ye pata chalega. Wahhh...Aapka jawab nahi. Banaayie..banaayiye...
Magar Kalu shatir tha. Usne apni khushyon par control rakha.
Kalu- Magar, jara dekhe toh, pakka aapka hai naa? Warna kisi bhains kaa nikaal ke rakh dogi...
Bhabhi usko ghusse se kuch pal dekhti rahi. Aur fir Ummhhh..karte hue wo doodh se bhara Cup uske samne diya.
Kalu ne wo cup uthaya, aur fat se 1 sip le liya.
Surrrrrkkkkkkkk...
Kalu- Wahhhh....ahhhaaaa...wahi amrut hai...ahhhaaaa...aapka hi hai...apka hi hai....Kahe toh Lilly ki dairy kaa hi hai...wahhhh...par ek baat toh manani padegi, ki aapne meri 'man ki baaton' par achaa khasa soch vichaar kiya hai. Hunnn?
Bhabhi sharma gayi.
Bhabhi- Chale ab, muzhe banaane de.
Bhabhi ne jawab dene se taal diya.
Kalu- Nahi. Hamre liye bass yahi soubhaagy hai ki aapne soch liya. Wahhh...kaa baat hai aapka...
Bhabhi - Chale, nikle bahaar...
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Bhabhi dwara Doodh ki baat bhi maan lene se kalu ab bada bindhast ho gaya. Use ab koi dar nahi tha. Uske liye ye ek green signal tha. Bhabhi ki harkaton kaa saaf saaf matlab tha, ki wo khud, aur ye hot bhabhi 1 hi page par, 1 hi khela khel rahe the.
Kalu- Bhabhi, hamri baaton kaa poora khayal rakha hai aapne, magar lagata hai 1 baat par gour karna bhool gayi aap. Hamne aapka doodh toh kaha tha, Magar "Ekdum Taza" bhi kaha tha.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ghussa ho gayi.
Bhabhi- Jaao, niklo yaha se.
Kalu- Bilkul nahi.
Kalu ne issbaar saaf Naa bol di thi.
Kalu ke saaf mana karne se bhabhi ko surprise kar diya.
Bhabhi- Bilkul nahi? What? Ye kya hai? Chupchaap jo mila hai uspar santushti farmaayiye. Warna wo bhi nahi milega. Ungali dene jaao, toh hath hi pakad lete hai. Ufff...Lilly tu hi pagal hai, inki chakkar me kya kya kar baithi hai.
Kalu- Are bhabhi jee. Hum bhi toh wahi keh rahe hai. Ab itna kuch kiya, toh ye karne me kaahe ki parhej? Konsa pahaad tod laane ko bol rahe hai? Aur aap konsa kuch pahali baar karne jaa rahi hai? Yahi 2 dhaar nikaal dete hai. Kaa bolte ho? Kaam bhi ho jayega, aur kisiko kuch khabar bhi nahi. Chale, hamri quwiinnn..... Taza doodh nikalne do.
Bhabhi- No way.......
Bhabhi ghusse se jor ki baras gayi.
Kalu- Aji, samjhe naa baat ko. Waisan hamri farmaish alag baat hai. Magar ihh toh aapke izzat kaa sawal hai. Dairy kaa Naam hai " Lilly kaa Taza" aur logon ko peelati hai subah wala. Ye bilkul aapke rutbe ke khilaaf hai. Aur wo naam bhi aapne khud rakhwaya hai. Bole, kaa matlab huaa?
Bhabhi- Shut up. Inn baato me mai fasne wali nahi.
Kalu- Par, humka samajh nahi aa raha, kyu? 2dhaar hi toh nikaalni hai?
Bhabhi- Naa..bilkul nahi. Aapko pahale bhi kaha hai, ki dopahar ka doodh nahi naikalwana muzhe.
Kalu- Par Kyu?
Bhabhi- Aap nahi samjhoge. Bass nahi nikalna. Muzhe mera figure nahi bighaadna.
Kalu- Kaa? Figure? Ye kaisan? 2 dhaar se? Ek baar nikalne se kya hoga?
Bhabhi- Kaha naa...aap nahi samjho ge. Dr. Subramanyam ne chetavni di hai. Maine apni body ko time- to- time hi discipline me rakha hai. Isme mai koi change nahi karna chahati. Aap nahi samhoge hyper-lactation kya hoti hai. Mai koi harmone sense, aur muscle memory nahi create karna chahati. Khass kar ke itni kum umar me. Toh, only morning and evening. Aur sab dairy ki sthapna ke time hi clear bataya gaya tha aapko.
Kalu- Bhabhi jee. Roj thodi bol rahe? Bass aaj ke din ka hi bol rha hu. Wu bhi 2 dhaar. Aur aapke doodh production me rattu bhar kaa bhi farak nahi girne wala hai. Shyam tak fir se bhar jayenge.
Bhabhi- Baat doodh ki, ya fir production ki nahi hai. Bhar jaayenge wo toh mai bhi janti hu. Muzhe apne figure ki chinta hai.
Kalu- Are kuch nahi hoga..bass jarasa toh nikalna hai..aur aapke pati ne kabhi na kabhi toh dopahar ka chakha hi hoga.
Bhabhi- Kalu jee. Ye bhi toh Mera hi hai. Aap isise kaam chala lijiye. Socha tha, ki aap dono free me repair karne aaye ho, toh aapki farmaish par itna toh socha jaaye.
Bhabhi baat ko taal rahi thi.
Kalu- Thik hai.. ab jabardasti thodi hi kar sakte hai? Pii lenge yahi basa.
Bhabhi- Basa? What basa.
Kalu- Are hamre liye taza nahi toh basa hi hai. Ye aapki dairy ke rudbe ko bilkul Shobha nahi deta. Aap naam badal kar "Subah ki lilly" yaa fir "lilly kaa basa" rakh lijiye.
Bhabhi - What the fuck...Shut up.
Uski is bokhlahat narajgi par bhabhi mishkil hasne me lagi thi.
Tabhi,
Kalu ekdum se chalaang lagaakar bhabhi ke piche aya, aur usne turant piche se bhabhi ke boobs par hath daalte hue kaha.
Kalu- Koi Jabardasti nahi karenge. Kudarati nikal jaaye, toh hi nikaalenge. Warna chupchaap nikal jaaunga.
Kalu ke ekdum se aise hamle ne bhabhi ko zhanjhodkar rakh diya. Bhabhi apni poori takad se usko turant door hataane lagi.
Uff..
Magar aaj Kalu ki pakad ek noukar ki nahi, balki Mard ki thi. Kalu aaj double gustaaki karnewala hai, ye bhi bhabhi kahi naa kahi janati thi.
Kalu- Shuuukkkkk.....shuukkkk...jyada awaj naa kare...bahaar birju aur aapke sasur baithe hai..Mai toh bass ek bhains kaa kartavya yaad dila raha hu. Kaha tha naa? Aaj double gehara khela hogaa. Magar ek baat hai, "Jabardast chuyenge aaj, magar jabardasti bilkul nahi". Toh aap jab chahe tab humka thappad laga sakti hai. Magar tabtak, ekdum shukkk....haannn...aisan....Toh hum ihh keh raha tha Bhabhi, ki Kabhi kabhi, yaa fir, Ek- do baar karne se aisa kuch nahi hota. Jara socho, agar aapka baccha hota. Toh uska jab jab bhook lagati, aapko pilaana padata. Toh? Aur Sabse jaroori baat, ki Ek bhains ko itna nahi sochna chahiye. Uska bass apne Malik ki baat maanani chahiye. Toh ab ye nakhare band Karo aur ankh band kar ke dil se apne malik ki ek baat maan lo.
Ufff...
Itna bolkar blouse ke upar hi usne bhabhi ke boobs press kar diye.
Ohhhh...
Magar iske baad wo bhabhi ki dant khane ko, yaa fir issbaar toh bhabhi ke hath se jor ki thappad khaane ko tayaar ho gaya. Kyunki Usko pata tha usne kya kiya hai..
Magar,
Magar, huaa kuch ulta hi.
Ohhh...
Bhabhi kaa ekdum soft reply aya.
Bhabhi- "Uffff..uhhhmmmm....nahi naa please...."
Ohhh..my..hod..
Ye sunte hi kalu surprised ho gaya, aur khushi se fool gaya.
Usne toh tikhi nakharel bhabhi se thappad expect ki thi. Magar yaha toh bhabhi ki moan nikal gayi thi.
Uske iss ekdum ke hamle se bhabhi bhi badi surprised thi.
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Idhar Bhabhi kaa aisa soft inkrar sunte hi usne turant fir se bhabhi ki blouse par hath dala, aur isbaar ache se bhabhi ke boobs punjo me le liye.
Kalu- "Are bhabhi, kuch nahi hota. Bass aise hi jara aur der. Agar bahaav kudarati hai, toh iska body par koi asar nahi hota. Aur aapka toh asali kudarati bahaav hai. Aap dekh lena, agale 5min me aapke ye dono mumme kaisan doodh chodate hai. Bhale hi subah hi inko aapne khaali karwaya hai. Magar ek doodhwala hath me lete hi pata kar leta hai, ki inn se aur kitna niklega. Aur aapke ye dono itne kadak ho rakhe hai, ki inse toh 1 insaan poora bharpet pee jaaye. Aur hum toh yaha 2 dhaar ki toh baat kar rahe hai. Toh aap fikar chodiye aur iss doodhwale ki haton kaa kamaal dekhiye."
Inta lecture dekar ab kalu ne apne hath chalana shuru kiye.
Ufff..
Ab wo bhabhi ke boobs softly masalne laga.
Ekdum dheere- dheere se.
Kalu- Haa..aise hi...haa..ab jara aapni ankhe band kar lo aur bass feel lo.
Itna bolkar ab kalu bhabhi ke boobs blouse ke par se hi masaag karne laga.
Bhabhi ne kabki ankhe band kar li thi.
Bhabhi- ummhhhh...ohhhhh...
Kalu- Haaa..aise hi dheere dheere masaag karni hoti hai pahale. Aap tensin free hokar khudko muzhe somp de. Bass aur kamaal dekhe.
Bhabhi - Ufff..stop naa...muzhe nahi karna hai ye. Haayee meri figure....
Kalu- Are kuch nahi hoga figure ko. Ulta aur khubsoorat hogi. Delh lena. Ab dhyaan se sun le jara. Ab Mai aapka blouse kholne jaa raha hu.
Bhabhi - What???ummhhh...nowayyy...Stopp...
Bhabhi ne turant uske hath pakad liye.
Kalu- Sune toh, Bass kholunga nahi, balki Poore button kholkar aapke kandhe se pahale niche giraunga.
Bhabhi- Whattt the fuck.....Ohhh..ummmhhh...No..No way..
Kalu- Aur fir baad me hath se nikalkar aapke jism se alag kar dunga.
Bhabhi - ohhhissssss....please mat...ye kya bol rahe ho?
Kalu- Fir wo blouse uthakar kisi kone me fek dunga. Beshak aapke kapade toh feke jaane ke liye bane hai.
Bhabhi- What.....? Ohhh..nahi....bilkul nahi...please no..
Kalu- Are aap iss blouse ki mat soche...balki ye soche, ki Bahar wo birjuwa aur aapka sasur bahithe hai. Aur andar aap kotchen me bina blouse ke aise unke liye doodh de rahi ho. Umhhhh...kaa maja aai gawa....
Ye sunkar bhabhi ke andar ajeeb bachaini doud gayi. Uska seena dhadhad raha tha. Aur sanse fooli hui thi.
Tabhi kalu ne asliyat me bouse ke buttons kholna shuru kiya.
Ufff...
Bhabhi toh badi asahaj ho uthi.
Bhabhi- Please nahi naa..
Magar,
Kalu kaha rukne wala tha? Usne ek-ek kar ke buttons ko kholna shuru kiya.
Ohhhh...
Bhabhi mooh se toh usko 'stop,nahi,noway' bolti jaa rahi thi. Magar uske jism kaa pratikaar bada hi soft tha. Toh Kalu kaha ruknewala tha?
Dekhte-hi-dekhte ab usne bhabhi ke saare buttons khol diye.
Uff..
Aur ab wo garam ho chuke bhare hue mumme usne hath me liye.
Wahhh..
Bhabhi ke mooh se toh siiii nikal gayi.
Bhabhi- Ufff...ahhhh...no...
Kalu- ahhhaaaa...ye toh pahale se tayaar lag Rahe hai bhabhi..dekha? Aap kha-mo-kha. Nakhre kar rahe the.
Bhabhi sharma gayi.
Uske boobs sach me poore engorged ho rakhe the. Sath me uski wo chuchiya nukhili kadi ho gayi thi.
Ufff...
Ab kalu ekdum tarike se unn majedaar boobs kaa maja lene laga. Poore hakk se, tabiyat se, aur apne hisaab se wo unn boobs ko masalne laga.
Bhabhi- Ufff..ummm...ahhh..stop it...ohhh..rukiye naaa...aisa naa kariye naa.please naa...unch...dheer se naa? Uff ahh..dard ho raha hai...please...dheere se naa...ufff..Ye bass mai aaj ke liye kar rhi hu..ufff..umm..
Kalu- Ahhhaaa...Hum bhi toh yahi keh rha hu...bass thoda sa hi toh nikalunga...ap fikar naa kare.. "Sagar me ghagar" bass..Ha.ha..ha. ha..
Bhabhi chuphap lajjit khadi rahi.
Ab toh majboot dabaane laga, kabhi peesne laga, kabi niche se upar toss karne laga, kabhi sehlaanr laga, toh kabhi chuchiyon ko chedne laga.
Ab toh usne 2-3thappad bhi barsaa diye bhabhi ke boobs par.
Dekhte hi dekhte wo vishaal mumme aur bhi sakt aur engorged ho gaye. Sath me gora chittha rang lal gulaabi hokar Kalu ki ungaliyon ke nishaan batane laga.
Uffff...
Lagataar 10min tak saari nason ko kholta gaya Kalu. Aur bhabhi yaha bebas hokar uska ye jurm sehti gayi.
Ufff..
Bhabhi ke boobs ko dekhkar ab aisa lagane laga tha ki, inn pink chuchiyon se doodh ki dhaar kisi bhi wakt nikal sakti hai.
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Tabhi,
Wo harami kalu ruk gaya.
Haa.
Wo ruk gaya!
Wo bada shatir tha. usko ache se pata tha, ki wo kya kar raha hai.
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Ab bhabhi ki taraf dekhte hue, ek shitaani smile dete hue kalu bola.
Kalu- Are, ruke jara. Fress matlab fress. Aaj Bilkul "Taza" ka chaai piyenge hum sab.
Bhabhi uski baat ko sunane lagi.
Kalu- ummhhh..ek kaam kariye...tabtak aap pahale chaai bana lijiye.
Ekdum akhari ghadi par aakar rukne se bhabhi ke boobs me badi jaalim halchal mach gayi thi. Aur wo ek andruni dard dekar bhabhi ko zhulsa gaye.
Aisa laga kisine garm kar ke uss aag ko bujhaya hi nahi.
Ufff..
Bhabhi toh bolne wali thi ki- " uff..haayee..ab na rukiye. Yaha rukna mana hai "
Magar, Laaj sharam ke chalte badi mushkil se uss dard ko usne pachaya.
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Bhabhi - What? Ab kya huaa? Ufff..kya kar rahe ho aap?
Kalu- Are batata hu. Aap pahale chaai toh gholiye.
Ab kuch der me chaai ubalne lagi.
Toh, ab kalu ne 1 tray liya. " Tea- Tray. "
Fir usme 2 Cups rakh diye, aur uske baaju me 1 kanch kaa chota glass rakh diya.
Bhabhi- Ye glass kiss liye?
Kalu- Batata hu. Batata hu. Bass thodi hi der.
Ab kalu ne 1 biscuit packate faad ke uss tray me rakh diya, jo bhabhi ne nikaalkar rakha tha.
Sath me thoda farsaan bhi tha.
Ab,
Kalu ne wo Tray uthaya, aur bhabhi ke hath me thama dete hue bola.
Kalu- Aap in cups me Chai daalo.
Bhabhi- Par ye bina doodhwali kali chaai hai. Doodh dalakar toh thoda ubala jayega. Aur..aur ye glass kiss liye?
Ispar Kalu hasne laga. Wo aisi waisi hasi nhi thi, balki ek khalnayak wali hasi thi.
Uski iss hasi ne toh Bhabhi ko dara hi diya.
Thoda hasne ke baad ab wo aage aya. Aur ab thik bhabhi ki najaro me najare dalkar dekte hue bol pada.
Kalu- Ab dhyaan se suno. Aaj kuch socha hai maine.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi thoda dar gayi.
Bhabhi- What?.....Kyaa?
Kalu- Maine pahale hi bola hai aapko, ki aaj bahot gehra hoga. Aapko bhi maja aayega.
Bhabhi- Shut up..bolo jaldi.
Kalu- Ab wu sasure birju ko, aapki gand pe likhi line kaa matlab samjhaane kaa wakat aya hai.
Bhabhi- What?.Shut up.....Matlab???
Bhabhi bachain ho gayi.
Issbaar kalu ne awaj me tevari chadhaate hue bola.
Kalu- Toh sune..aur dhyan se sune..Aur issbaar ye koi bass 'man ki baat' nahi, balki mera hukum hai. Tere malik kaa hukum hai.
Kalu ki personality badal chuki thi. Wo tevari chadhakar bolne laga tha. Jaise hukum de raha ho.
Bhabhi hairaan-pareshaan expressions lekar dari hui khadi rahi.
Waise kalu ki ye tevari apne ghusse se nikalne me bhabhi ko jyada time nai lagata. Magar abhi filhaal toh wo dar gayi thi.
Kalu- Toh, kaan kholkar sun le ki tum ab kyaa-kyaa karegi -" Sabse pahale tum apna ye blouse kaa button laga liyo. Fir sar pe pallu lekar ek izzatdaar Bahu ki tarah, Ye tray lekar bahar aaogi. Bahar waha sofe par Birju aur Mai baithe honge. Ab waha aane ke baad hamko sharmaakar ek hasi dogi. Yaad rahe dono ko. Fir haskar ye tray, hum dono ke samne rakhi table par rakh dogi. Aur...ahhhaaaa...aur..
Bhabhi- Aur kya?
Kalu- Ahahahhaaa...Aur fir bina kuch bole hum dono ke samne apne kapade utaarne lagegi.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ke pairon ke niche ki jameen khisak gayi. Wo ekdum se haitangej bhare expressions lekar boli.
Bhabhi- What the fuck??? What?? Are you mad?
Kalu- Aur toh sune. Ab ek- ek kar ke saare kapade utaarkar fir se poori ki poori nangi ho jaayegi. Aur poori nangi hone ke baad chuchaap hum dono ke beech rakhi table par chadke ghutno par khadi ho jaogi. Haa..hamri bhains bankar.
Bhabhi- What??? How dare you?? Battamiz..
Kalu- Are asali maja toh ab sune. Ab mai wahi birju ke ankho ke samne tumhara doodh nikalunga....ekdum garma garam..ekdum taza taza....Haa..ab ise kahate hai asali taza. Ekdum " Lilly kaa Taza" Ab jaakar aapki dairy ki 'Shaan aur shoukhat' par chaar chand lag jaayenge.
Ab aise asali taza doodh se bani ekdum special Chaai piyenge hum.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ke rongate khade ho gye.
Bhabhi- My foot....ekdum Shut up.....
Kalu- Are itna hi nahi. Asali "shaan aur shaoukhat" wala hissa toh ab hai.
Toh, Doodh nikalne ke baad hamare Chai pine tak, aap waise hi bhains bankar table par khadi rhogi. Ahhhaa..kaa najara hoga sasura. Aap tabhi uss table par se utrogi, jab hamri Chaai khatam hogi. Samjhe kaa? Hum dono hamari bhains ko aisi hi nangi dekhte dekhte Chaai piyenge. Aur biscuit, farsaan bhi khayenge. Sasura aapki doodh kaa aur Aapki Jawani kaa swad ghulmilkar uss chaai me utar jaayega.. ahhhaa...kaa maja aayega...
Kalu jo, jo bol raha tha, yaha bhabhi wo wo imagine karne lagi thi. Uski iss baato ne bhabhi ko zhanjhodkar rakh diya.
Bhabhi- Chup karo apni ye bakwas baate.
Kalu- Ab Chai khatam hone ke baad aap uss tabale par se utarogi. Ab niche pade hue apne kapade uthaaogi. Maine kaha uthaaogi.. pahnogi nahi. Haa...sahi suna..uthakar apne saare kapade uss Tray me rakh dogi. Fir hamri ki hui khali 2 Cup aur apne kapade uss tray me bharkar andar nangi hi chalti jaaogi.
Haa, andar aakar ab apne kapade pahan sakti ho.
Ghussa aur ek ajeeb si sansani se bhabhi tilmila gayi thi.
Bhabhi- Bass..bahot hua..Chaai peeni hai toh pee lo, warna yahi basin me fek rahi hu mai.
Uski inn baato ne bhabhi ki sanse foola di thi.
Kalu- Are bhabhi aisan kya karti ho? Jara socho, Uss Birju ko abhi tak Khabar hi nahi hai ki, aap sach me ek bhains ho. Sach me doodh deti ho. Jara soche, aapki chuchiyon se nikalti hui safed dhara jab wo pahali baar dekhega...Ahhhaaa....sasura toh putla ban jam jaayega fir se.. usko abtak kaa sabse bada zhatka lagega. Aur zhatke se yas aya ki, Mardon ko zhatke dena toh aapka shouk hai.
Bhabhi - Bilkul chup. Jo man me aaye bolte rahate hai. Baatuni batamiz kahi ke.
Bhale hi bhabhi ghusse me thi, magar Birju ke chehare par umadte expressions bhabhi ne Kab ke imagine kar liye the.
Kalu- Are bhabhi jee, aapko naa, har baar naye se manana padata hai. Hum pooch raha hai, ki dikkat kya hai? Uss Birju ko toh paale hi aapne sab dikha rakha hai. Apna doodh bhi peelaane ko tayaar ho. Toh yahi samne samne ho jaaye naa?
Bhabhi- Tumhara deemag toh thik hai? Tum chahte ho ki mai bahar bina kapde ke aau, aur fir tum doodh nikaloge? Ek anjane mard ke samne?
Aur waha mere sasur jee bhi baithe hai beshak..correct? Aur aap pooch rahe ho dikkat kya hai? Wahhh..kya soch hai tumhari.
Kalu- "Achaaa??? Achaa??? Ab hum samajh gaye...Matlab aapko ye sab karne se koi parhej nahi hai...aapko bass sasurji ki fikar ho rahi hai?
Aree..toh aap befikar, be-tensin rahe. Unka hum dekh lenge. Hamne unka jagah kabka soch liya hai."
"Waise dekhna bhi kaa hai chodo? Aap bahana naa dijiye, hum dono ko, matlab aapko bhi pata hai, aur muzhko bhi pata hai, ki aapke sasur jee kala chashma lagaaar aram se gehari nind so rahe hai. Aur So rahe naa hote, toh bhi kaa farak padata? unko naa hi jyada kuch deekhaayi padata hai, aur naa hi jyada kuch sunaai padata hai. 4 foot ke bahaar ki duniya unke liye Andhera hi Andhera hai. Aur toh aur. Wo khud chal bhi nahi sakte. Tabhi toh, Aapne hum 2 paraaye mardon kaa apni sasural ke dwar par aisa shandaar nangi hokar swagat kare ho. Warna aap ye khud aisi daring karti kaa? Bhabhi jee...bahana nahi chalega idhar. Hum sab janat hai. "
"Waisan, Hum aapki halat samajh sakat hai. Sasur ki moujoodgi me koi paraya marad aapka doodh nikaalkar chaai k sath peene wala hai. Ye kisi bhi bahu ke liye asan kaam nahi hai. Toh jaisa Maine kaha, ki Maine unke liye ek jagah soch li hai. Unka wheel chair ko dhakelkar, seedha hum sabse akhir wale kone me le jaakar laga aayenge. Aur unka mooh deewar ki taraf hi beetha aayenge."
"Haa, waisan unko unke kamare me bhi shift kar sakate hai. Nahi, kaa hai naa ki, fir toh saari dikkat hi khatam ho jaayegi! Magar hum aisa nahi chahte. Hum unka isi hall me rakhenge. Jaise aapne rakha tha. Isme ek alag maja hai. Kyunki samne hamari chounoti qwiin hai. Bhabhi ne toh kar diya, ab bahu ki baari hai. Chale bhabhi jee, Jo duniya ki koi aur Bahu nahi kar sakti, hamka pakaa yakin hai ki Aap wo kar logi"
Bhabhi- Ye kya badbada rahe ho? Pagal ho gaye ho kya?
To be continued....
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