31-08-2026, 06:34 PM
Ghar ki Marammad- Chapter 2
Part 3 -
Lagbagh 2 min gujar gaye the. Inn 2 minute me waha, Naa hi koi baat hui thi, naa hi koi apni jagah se hila tha.
Ab slow motion wala moment khatam hokar wakt real-time pe aa gaya tha.
Reality me aate hi waha ki halat bahot hi raw ho gayi. Bhabhi bahot hi uncomfortable ho gayi. Bhabhi ne paya ki samne khade 2 bhooke bhediye uske jism ke har ek ang me najare ghusakar usko aise dekh rahe the, jaise wo usko khaa jayenge.
Aise me bhabhi lajjaa se chur chur ho gayi thi.
Uske chehare par kabhi lajaa bhare expressions the, toh kabhi romanch bhare. Kabhi college ki ladakiyon ki tarah boukhlahat me wo fudak kar hass pad rahi thi. Toh dusare hi kshan apmaanit hone ke ehsas me wo chui-mui hue jaa rahi thi.
Kya sahi? Aur kya galat? Use kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha.
Aur ab flow me aakar kaand kar toh diya tha, magar iske baad kya karna chahiye, ye bhi usko smajh me nahi aa raha tha.
Uske samne wo 4 ankhe jaise uske jism ka har tukda scan kar rahi thi.
Bhabhi kabhi darwaje ko pakadne ki koshish kar rahi thi, toh kabhi apna pair samne lakar apni chut ko dhakne ki koshish kar rahi thi.
Toh upar apni chati par kabhi apna hath rakh kar, toh kabhi apne baalon se apne mumme dhakne ki koshish karne lagi. Kabhi wo apni ungali hoton pe tika kar kaat le rahi thi. Toh kabhi apni tongue ko hi kaat le rahi thi.
Akhir apne sasuraal me, ghar ka main darwaja kholkar, sar se paav tak puri nangi hokar, kisi 2 anjaane mardon ka swagat karna, koi aam chiz thodi thi?
Bhabhi ne 2 baar khusar- fusar kar ke dekha, magar wo 4 ankhe waise hi taade jaa rahi thi usko. Aise taadne se air unki chubhati najaron se ab toh bhabhi aur bhi jyada lajjit ho gayi.
Issbaar toh sabkuch wahi chodkar andar bhaag jaane kaa uska man kiya.
Ufff...
Magar kisi tarah usne apni sharam par kaabu kar liya, aur jo wo karne aayi thi uspar dyaan lagaya.
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Ab bhabhi unki akhon ko waise hi dekhne dete hue, apne right hand side pe 90° angle par mood gayi. Fir zhuk kar kuch rakhne aur kuch jalaane ke liye machis ki kaadiya try karne lagi.
Uske 90° right side pe mood jaane se ab bhabhi ki poori left side, unn dono ko visible ho gayi.
Ek jawani se bhara jism unke samne 90° me hill raha tha. Bhabhi ke jara se hilne par uski hath ke bagal me se uska vishal mumma fudak fudak kar uchal pad raha tha. Bend hone se wo chabbi pet kamsin mod le chuka tha.
Aise me jara saa unki taraf bend hote hi bhabhi ka, matake jaisa bhara hua chikna left chutad unn dono ki najar me pad gaya.
Yaha Birju ko 3rd zhatka laga.
Kyunki, jaisi hi bhabhi kaa wo left chutad unn dono ne dekha, usnko saaf saaf dikhaayi diya ki, uss chutad par lal rang ki marker pen se kuch likha huaa tha.
Ohhhhh....
Piche Kalu ye phat se samajh gaya. Uski khushiya toh asmaan tak fail gayi.
Yaha, birju ankhe marodkar uss line ko ache se padhne ki koshish karne laga.
Jyada tej nahi, par kachha- pakka unn dono ko padhne-likhne ko ata tha.
Idhar bhabhi usi position me apni ek side se gand ko dikhaate hue aage kuch jalaane ki koshish kar rahi thi. Aage usne machis ki 20 kaadiya jalaakar raakh kar daali. Magar Birju ko padhane kaa poora samay diya.
Ufff...
Akhir kaar Birju wo poori line padhne me kamyaab ho hi gaya.
Ye baat bhabhi ko uske mooh se hi pata chali.
Birju ne ek ek shabd jutaakar uss line ko jor se padha tha, ki waha ke har ek ko sunaai diya.
" Mai Kalu ki bhains hu"
Ufff..
Birju ke mooh se ye line sunte hi bhabhi ki laaj double ho gayi. Use aisa laga jaise apna mooh lekar kisi paani me jaakar doob mare. Wo itna lajjit ho gayi thi.
Haa...
Sach me bhabhi ne apne left chutad par "Mai Kalu ki bhais hu" Ye line marker pen se likwayi thi.
Jab Birju ne Kalu kaa naam bhabhi ki gand par dekha, toh wo hairat bhari, aur jalan bhari najaro se kalu ki taraf dekhne laga.
Uske ankho me dikhne wali hairat, aur jalan dekhkar kalu ghamand me muskura gaya. Wo aise style me khada ho gaya birju ke samne, ki jaise wo iss duniya kaa Raja hai. Jaise usne saari duniya jeet li hai.
Birju uski adhinta bilkul samajh gaya. Aur ab fir se bhabhi ki gand ko dekhne laga.
Ye ek bada shock tha Birju ke liye.
**********
Magar itna hi nahi tha.
Agale hi pal Birju ko 4th zhatka laga.
Issbaar sharm se murzhaate huee bhabhi kuch jyada hi unki taraf bend ho gayi. Bend hone ke sath sath apne dono tangon ke beech pakadi hui kisi chiz ko bhi chod diya tha.
Uffff...
Wo unki taraf itna bend ho gayi thi, ki dusari side kaa chutad bhi halka dikhne me aaya.
Iska matlab, bhabhi ne lagbagh apni poori gand unki taraf kar di thi aur dikha di thi.
Ab iss se dikha ye, Ki Bhabhi ki 'Poonch'
Ufff..
Haa.haa...
Sach me.
Bhabhi ne kalu ke suggestions ke bilkul mutabik, apna wo 'poonch' wala 'Ass-Plug' pahana huaa tha.
Ufff..
Haa..haa.. wo wahi tha, jo uske pati ne usko lagaataar 5 din tak pahanaya tha.
Bhabhi ki gand me Poonch dekhte hi Birju apni jagah par uchal pada. Aaj wo apni jindagi me bahot kuch pahali baar dekh raha tha. Wo hairtangej hokar bass tithar- bithar dekhne laga tha. Aur samajhne ki koshish kar raha tha, ki uske samne ye sab kya ho raha hai?
Bhabhi ki poonch dekhkar Kalu bhi bada khush ho utha.
Ache se dedaar hone dene ke baad kahi jakar bhabhi wo chiz jala paayi thi. Jo wo jalaane ki koshish kar rahi thi.
Wo kya tha unn dono ko bhi pata chala jab bhahhi ne usko uthakar samne hath me pakada.
Wo ek 'Diya' tha.
Bhabhi ke hath me "Aarti" thi, aur usme wo jalta huaa "Diya".
Haa...
Bhabhi ne Mehmaano ke Swagat kaa indian tareeka ekdum poori tayaari ke sath sajaya tha.
Yahi toh bhabhi ki specialty thi. Wo jo bhi karti thi, wo sab asaliyat jaisa karne ki koshish karti.
Ab wo unke samne fir se khadi ho gayi. Issbaar uske hath me Aarti aur usme jalta huaa diya tha.
Oh..my..hod..
Bhabhi nangi hokar ab unn dono ki Aarti utaarne wali thi!!
Adat ke nusaar usne apne baal piche lekar apna pallu sar pe odh lene ko hath upar kiya. Magar bhabhi ko jald pata chala, ki wo toh poori nangi hai. Iska ehsas hote hi wo sharm se chur chur ho gayi. Upar liya huaa hath waise hi niche laakar ab nangi hi unn dono ki Aarti utaarne lagi.
Pahale "1 rupayee kaa Coin" unn dono ke sar se utaar kar purab disha me ghar ke angan me fek diya. Aur ab unki Aarti utaarne lagi.
Waha jo bhi kuch ho raha tha, wo sab dekhkar wo dono hakka-bakka hairaan reh gaye the.
Akhir me unn dono ko bhabhi ne apne hath se 1-1 Gulab-jaamun bharwaya.
Kuch iss style me bhabhi ne unka mooh meetha kara tha.
Wow....
Akhir me wo Aarti niche rakh kar Bhabhi ne apane hath samne eksath jodkar pranam ki mudra me aakar boli.
Bhabhi- Welcome to our home. Apka swagat hai.
Pichle 10minute ke sannate ko kuch iss kadar bhabhi ne toda tha.
Ab,
Agale hi pal, bhabhi mood gayi, aur ho sake utni raftaar se waha se bhaag gayi.
Bhagati hui bhabhi ke matakte hue chutad dhadaam-dhoom takraate hue unke darmiya ki poonch ko udaate jaa rahe the.
Ohhhh...
Ye dono bhukkad wahi dekhte reh gaye.
Unn nachte hue chutad par wo likhi " Mai Kalu ki bhains hu" line, jaise hass rahi thi.
Wo dekhkar Birju putputa gaya.
"MAI KALU KI????"
Wo sochte reh gya.
Tabtak bhabhi kitchen me bhaag chuki thi.
Sawalo se bhari Birju ki shakal dekh Kalu bola.
Kalu - Are pata hai, pata hai. hame pata hai tum kaa soch rhe ho!!..bhains### isika matlab naa?
Ha..ha..ha..Fikr mat kar. Thodi der me pata hi chalega tumko.
Fir apne aap par ghamand kaa maaj dikhaate hue kalu bolne laga.
Kalu- Kaa samja tha hamka? Hum bhi sasura koi chiz hai. Uss din kaa keh rahe the? Amiron ki duniya? Ghanta amiron ki. Sasura hum garib huaa toh kaa huaa? Majdoor huaa toh kaa huaa? Kala huaa toh kaa huaa? Apni baat hi alag hai sasura. Humare andar andruni Shakti hai. Hum kisi ko bhi vash me kar sakat hai. Tumne toh dekh hi liya. Samjhe kaa? Toh kal se Kaluwa nahi, balki Kalu shet bolneka mujhko. Samjhe kaa?
Uski baat ko agree karte hue birju ne haa ne gardan hilaayi.
Birju- Haa. Shet. Kalu shet.
*************
*************
******(((()))))
Ab wo dono ghar ke andar aa gaye.
Kalu sabse pahale bhaagkar kitchen me aa gaya.
Bhabhi wahi khadi thi. Kitchen me aakar usne apne kapade pahan liye the.
Ek green color ki silk saree, aur uspar matching black blouse tha.
Kalu bina kuch bole pahale toh aage badha. Aur apne hath ki thaili samne dete hue bola.
Kalu- Ye lijiye Machali.
Ab wo Fish ki plastic thaili samne rakh kar wo 4 kadam piche chala gya. Aur ab kal ki tarah ghutno pe baithkar bhabhi ke samne apna sar zhuka liya.
Fir kalu bolne laga.
Kalu- Hey bhagwaann!!! Ye kaa tha? Baap re baap. Aap toh??? Ab kaa hi bole? Marte marte bache hai hum dono.
Kasam se hamka jara saa bhi nahi laga tha ki aap hamri baat kaa itna sach maan baithegi, aur sach me aisa kuch kaand kar degi. Kaa bawal aurat ho aap? Kaa daringbaaz aurat ho aap? Aapke jaisa koi nahi.
Lambi sans lekar wo fir se bolne laga.
Kalu- Honge bade bade Raja, maharaja...Ya fir kitna bhi khass atithi mahoday koi, Par inn 2 fakiron ka jaisa Amir? Naa..Naa.. in do fakiron kaa jaise huaa hai, Ye aaj tak ke Manav itihass ka sabse bada swagat hai. Keh de rahe hai.
Kamal..Mere pass labj nahi hai.. bass kamal, bawal, malamal...sasura aur kaa hi kahe?
Hum toh maan gya jee. Aap hi sabse badi quwieen ho..aapke takkar kaa koi hai hi nahi. ###&&&%%%₹₹###
Kalu bhabhi ki tareefon ke pool bandhe jaa rha tha. Magar fir bhi uski tarif khatam honekaa naam nahi le rahi thi.
Idhar bhabhi kaa thik ulta haal tha.
Wo uski tareef sun bhi nahi rahi thi.
Usko toh apne kiye par badi sharm aur pachatawa ho raha tha.
Wo badi sharminda toh thi, Magar sath me uske andar ki chul ne bada enjoy bhi kya tha. Wo confuse state me darwaje par unn dono ki halat ko yaad kar ke gaalo me hi has bhi rahi thi.
Kalu- Magar kaisan? Ye kaise sambhav huaa bhabhi? Aapke bade sasur?
Issbaar kalu ko bina dekhe hi bhabhi ne jawab diya.
Bhabhi - Ufff... wo aanewale hi the. Magar abhi thodi der pahale hi unka call aya tha.
Kalu- Kaa call aya tha? Bhabhi?
Kalu sanse rokkar poochne laga.
Toh,
Issbaar bhabhi ne naughty tarike se jawab dete hue kaha.
Bhabhi- Pata nahi, ekdum se unki tabiyat kharaab hui. Pet me kuch gadbadi, shayad. Bol rahe the dawakhana jaakar aata hu. Toh maine hi bol diya ki, unki ye bahu sab samhaal legi, aap tension naa le. Aap aaram kre.
Ye sunte hi kalu aisa khush ho utha, jaise ye uski duniya kaa sabse bada awasar hai. Wo kisi chote bacche ki tarah kid kid kar naachne laga.
Uska ye naach dekhkar bhabhi hasne lagi.
To be continued...
Part 3 -
Lagbagh 2 min gujar gaye the. Inn 2 minute me waha, Naa hi koi baat hui thi, naa hi koi apni jagah se hila tha.
Ab slow motion wala moment khatam hokar wakt real-time pe aa gaya tha.
Reality me aate hi waha ki halat bahot hi raw ho gayi. Bhabhi bahot hi uncomfortable ho gayi. Bhabhi ne paya ki samne khade 2 bhooke bhediye uske jism ke har ek ang me najare ghusakar usko aise dekh rahe the, jaise wo usko khaa jayenge.
Aise me bhabhi lajjaa se chur chur ho gayi thi.
Uske chehare par kabhi lajaa bhare expressions the, toh kabhi romanch bhare. Kabhi college ki ladakiyon ki tarah boukhlahat me wo fudak kar hass pad rahi thi. Toh dusare hi kshan apmaanit hone ke ehsas me wo chui-mui hue jaa rahi thi.
Kya sahi? Aur kya galat? Use kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha.
Aur ab flow me aakar kaand kar toh diya tha, magar iske baad kya karna chahiye, ye bhi usko smajh me nahi aa raha tha.
Uske samne wo 4 ankhe jaise uske jism ka har tukda scan kar rahi thi.
Bhabhi kabhi darwaje ko pakadne ki koshish kar rahi thi, toh kabhi apna pair samne lakar apni chut ko dhakne ki koshish kar rahi thi.
Toh upar apni chati par kabhi apna hath rakh kar, toh kabhi apne baalon se apne mumme dhakne ki koshish karne lagi. Kabhi wo apni ungali hoton pe tika kar kaat le rahi thi. Toh kabhi apni tongue ko hi kaat le rahi thi.
Akhir apne sasuraal me, ghar ka main darwaja kholkar, sar se paav tak puri nangi hokar, kisi 2 anjaane mardon ka swagat karna, koi aam chiz thodi thi?
Bhabhi ne 2 baar khusar- fusar kar ke dekha, magar wo 4 ankhe waise hi taade jaa rahi thi usko. Aise taadne se air unki chubhati najaron se ab toh bhabhi aur bhi jyada lajjit ho gayi.
Issbaar toh sabkuch wahi chodkar andar bhaag jaane kaa uska man kiya.
Ufff...
Magar kisi tarah usne apni sharam par kaabu kar liya, aur jo wo karne aayi thi uspar dyaan lagaya.
********
Ab bhabhi unki akhon ko waise hi dekhne dete hue, apne right hand side pe 90° angle par mood gayi. Fir zhuk kar kuch rakhne aur kuch jalaane ke liye machis ki kaadiya try karne lagi.
Uske 90° right side pe mood jaane se ab bhabhi ki poori left side, unn dono ko visible ho gayi.
Ek jawani se bhara jism unke samne 90° me hill raha tha. Bhabhi ke jara se hilne par uski hath ke bagal me se uska vishal mumma fudak fudak kar uchal pad raha tha. Bend hone se wo chabbi pet kamsin mod le chuka tha.
Aise me jara saa unki taraf bend hote hi bhabhi ka, matake jaisa bhara hua chikna left chutad unn dono ki najar me pad gaya.
Yaha Birju ko 3rd zhatka laga.
Kyunki, jaisi hi bhabhi kaa wo left chutad unn dono ne dekha, usnko saaf saaf dikhaayi diya ki, uss chutad par lal rang ki marker pen se kuch likha huaa tha.
Ohhhhh....
Piche Kalu ye phat se samajh gaya. Uski khushiya toh asmaan tak fail gayi.
Yaha, birju ankhe marodkar uss line ko ache se padhne ki koshish karne laga.
Jyada tej nahi, par kachha- pakka unn dono ko padhne-likhne ko ata tha.
Idhar bhabhi usi position me apni ek side se gand ko dikhaate hue aage kuch jalaane ki koshish kar rahi thi. Aage usne machis ki 20 kaadiya jalaakar raakh kar daali. Magar Birju ko padhane kaa poora samay diya.
Ufff...
Akhir kaar Birju wo poori line padhne me kamyaab ho hi gaya.
Ye baat bhabhi ko uske mooh se hi pata chali.
Birju ne ek ek shabd jutaakar uss line ko jor se padha tha, ki waha ke har ek ko sunaai diya.
" Mai Kalu ki bhains hu"
Ufff..
Birju ke mooh se ye line sunte hi bhabhi ki laaj double ho gayi. Use aisa laga jaise apna mooh lekar kisi paani me jaakar doob mare. Wo itna lajjit ho gayi thi.
Haa...
Sach me bhabhi ne apne left chutad par "Mai Kalu ki bhais hu" Ye line marker pen se likwayi thi.
Jab Birju ne Kalu kaa naam bhabhi ki gand par dekha, toh wo hairat bhari, aur jalan bhari najaro se kalu ki taraf dekhne laga.
Uske ankho me dikhne wali hairat, aur jalan dekhkar kalu ghamand me muskura gaya. Wo aise style me khada ho gaya birju ke samne, ki jaise wo iss duniya kaa Raja hai. Jaise usne saari duniya jeet li hai.
Birju uski adhinta bilkul samajh gaya. Aur ab fir se bhabhi ki gand ko dekhne laga.
Ye ek bada shock tha Birju ke liye.
**********
Magar itna hi nahi tha.
Agale hi pal Birju ko 4th zhatka laga.
Issbaar sharm se murzhaate huee bhabhi kuch jyada hi unki taraf bend ho gayi. Bend hone ke sath sath apne dono tangon ke beech pakadi hui kisi chiz ko bhi chod diya tha.
Uffff...
Wo unki taraf itna bend ho gayi thi, ki dusari side kaa chutad bhi halka dikhne me aaya.
Iska matlab, bhabhi ne lagbagh apni poori gand unki taraf kar di thi aur dikha di thi.
Ab iss se dikha ye, Ki Bhabhi ki 'Poonch'
Ufff..
Haa.haa...
Sach me.
Bhabhi ne kalu ke suggestions ke bilkul mutabik, apna wo 'poonch' wala 'Ass-Plug' pahana huaa tha.
Ufff..
Haa..haa.. wo wahi tha, jo uske pati ne usko lagaataar 5 din tak pahanaya tha.
Bhabhi ki gand me Poonch dekhte hi Birju apni jagah par uchal pada. Aaj wo apni jindagi me bahot kuch pahali baar dekh raha tha. Wo hairtangej hokar bass tithar- bithar dekhne laga tha. Aur samajhne ki koshish kar raha tha, ki uske samne ye sab kya ho raha hai?
Bhabhi ki poonch dekhkar Kalu bhi bada khush ho utha.
Ache se dedaar hone dene ke baad kahi jakar bhabhi wo chiz jala paayi thi. Jo wo jalaane ki koshish kar rahi thi.
Wo kya tha unn dono ko bhi pata chala jab bhahhi ne usko uthakar samne hath me pakada.
Wo ek 'Diya' tha.
Bhabhi ke hath me "Aarti" thi, aur usme wo jalta huaa "Diya".
Haa...
Bhabhi ne Mehmaano ke Swagat kaa indian tareeka ekdum poori tayaari ke sath sajaya tha.
Yahi toh bhabhi ki specialty thi. Wo jo bhi karti thi, wo sab asaliyat jaisa karne ki koshish karti.
Ab wo unke samne fir se khadi ho gayi. Issbaar uske hath me Aarti aur usme jalta huaa diya tha.
Oh..my..hod..
Bhabhi nangi hokar ab unn dono ki Aarti utaarne wali thi!!
Adat ke nusaar usne apne baal piche lekar apna pallu sar pe odh lene ko hath upar kiya. Magar bhabhi ko jald pata chala, ki wo toh poori nangi hai. Iska ehsas hote hi wo sharm se chur chur ho gayi. Upar liya huaa hath waise hi niche laakar ab nangi hi unn dono ki Aarti utaarne lagi.
Pahale "1 rupayee kaa Coin" unn dono ke sar se utaar kar purab disha me ghar ke angan me fek diya. Aur ab unki Aarti utaarne lagi.
Waha jo bhi kuch ho raha tha, wo sab dekhkar wo dono hakka-bakka hairaan reh gaye the.
Akhir me unn dono ko bhabhi ne apne hath se 1-1 Gulab-jaamun bharwaya.
Kuch iss style me bhabhi ne unka mooh meetha kara tha.
Wow....
Akhir me wo Aarti niche rakh kar Bhabhi ne apane hath samne eksath jodkar pranam ki mudra me aakar boli.
Bhabhi- Welcome to our home. Apka swagat hai.
Pichle 10minute ke sannate ko kuch iss kadar bhabhi ne toda tha.
Ab,
Agale hi pal, bhabhi mood gayi, aur ho sake utni raftaar se waha se bhaag gayi.
Bhagati hui bhabhi ke matakte hue chutad dhadaam-dhoom takraate hue unke darmiya ki poonch ko udaate jaa rahe the.
Ohhhh...
Ye dono bhukkad wahi dekhte reh gaye.
Unn nachte hue chutad par wo likhi " Mai Kalu ki bhains hu" line, jaise hass rahi thi.
Wo dekhkar Birju putputa gaya.
"MAI KALU KI????"
Wo sochte reh gya.
Tabtak bhabhi kitchen me bhaag chuki thi.
Sawalo se bhari Birju ki shakal dekh Kalu bola.
Kalu - Are pata hai, pata hai. hame pata hai tum kaa soch rhe ho!!..bhains### isika matlab naa?
Ha..ha..ha..Fikr mat kar. Thodi der me pata hi chalega tumko.
Fir apne aap par ghamand kaa maaj dikhaate hue kalu bolne laga.
Kalu- Kaa samja tha hamka? Hum bhi sasura koi chiz hai. Uss din kaa keh rahe the? Amiron ki duniya? Ghanta amiron ki. Sasura hum garib huaa toh kaa huaa? Majdoor huaa toh kaa huaa? Kala huaa toh kaa huaa? Apni baat hi alag hai sasura. Humare andar andruni Shakti hai. Hum kisi ko bhi vash me kar sakat hai. Tumne toh dekh hi liya. Samjhe kaa? Toh kal se Kaluwa nahi, balki Kalu shet bolneka mujhko. Samjhe kaa?
Uski baat ko agree karte hue birju ne haa ne gardan hilaayi.
Birju- Haa. Shet. Kalu shet.
*************
*************
******(((()))))
Ab wo dono ghar ke andar aa gaye.
Kalu sabse pahale bhaagkar kitchen me aa gaya.
Bhabhi wahi khadi thi. Kitchen me aakar usne apne kapade pahan liye the.
Ek green color ki silk saree, aur uspar matching black blouse tha.
Kalu bina kuch bole pahale toh aage badha. Aur apne hath ki thaili samne dete hue bola.
Kalu- Ye lijiye Machali.
Ab wo Fish ki plastic thaili samne rakh kar wo 4 kadam piche chala gya. Aur ab kal ki tarah ghutno pe baithkar bhabhi ke samne apna sar zhuka liya.
Fir kalu bolne laga.
Kalu- Hey bhagwaann!!! Ye kaa tha? Baap re baap. Aap toh??? Ab kaa hi bole? Marte marte bache hai hum dono.
Kasam se hamka jara saa bhi nahi laga tha ki aap hamri baat kaa itna sach maan baithegi, aur sach me aisa kuch kaand kar degi. Kaa bawal aurat ho aap? Kaa daringbaaz aurat ho aap? Aapke jaisa koi nahi.
Lambi sans lekar wo fir se bolne laga.
Kalu- Honge bade bade Raja, maharaja...Ya fir kitna bhi khass atithi mahoday koi, Par inn 2 fakiron ka jaisa Amir? Naa..Naa.. in do fakiron kaa jaise huaa hai, Ye aaj tak ke Manav itihass ka sabse bada swagat hai. Keh de rahe hai.
Kamal..Mere pass labj nahi hai.. bass kamal, bawal, malamal...sasura aur kaa hi kahe?
Hum toh maan gya jee. Aap hi sabse badi quwieen ho..aapke takkar kaa koi hai hi nahi. ###&&&%%%₹₹###
Kalu bhabhi ki tareefon ke pool bandhe jaa rha tha. Magar fir bhi uski tarif khatam honekaa naam nahi le rahi thi.
Idhar bhabhi kaa thik ulta haal tha.
Wo uski tareef sun bhi nahi rahi thi.
Usko toh apne kiye par badi sharm aur pachatawa ho raha tha.
Wo badi sharminda toh thi, Magar sath me uske andar ki chul ne bada enjoy bhi kya tha. Wo confuse state me darwaje par unn dono ki halat ko yaad kar ke gaalo me hi has bhi rahi thi.
Kalu- Magar kaisan? Ye kaise sambhav huaa bhabhi? Aapke bade sasur?
Issbaar kalu ko bina dekhe hi bhabhi ne jawab diya.
Bhabhi - Ufff... wo aanewale hi the. Magar abhi thodi der pahale hi unka call aya tha.
Kalu- Kaa call aya tha? Bhabhi?
Kalu sanse rokkar poochne laga.
Toh,
Issbaar bhabhi ne naughty tarike se jawab dete hue kaha.
Bhabhi- Pata nahi, ekdum se unki tabiyat kharaab hui. Pet me kuch gadbadi, shayad. Bol rahe the dawakhana jaakar aata hu. Toh maine hi bol diya ki, unki ye bahu sab samhaal legi, aap tension naa le. Aap aaram kre.
Ye sunte hi kalu aisa khush ho utha, jaise ye uski duniya kaa sabse bada awasar hai. Wo kisi chote bacche ki tarah kid kid kar naachne laga.
Uska ye naach dekhkar bhabhi hasne lagi.
To be continued...
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