Misc. Erotica सम्मान और बदला: Hindi Version Of Honor and Vengeance

[Deepak.kapoor]

Naya Mod — 4

Shaam ko jab chai banaane ki baari aai, to Sher ne apne kamre mein chhipaai hui jadi-booti wali vaid ki tez desi viagra ki goli nikaali, usse baareek peesa aur Chandan baba ki garm chai mein poori mila di.

Chai peene ke kareeb do ghante baad, Chandan baba ko apne shareer mein ajeeb si bechaani aur garmaahat mehsus hone lagi. Unke jism ka khoon tezi se daudne laga aur unki safed dhoti ke andar ek halki si halchal shuru ho gayi—unka sooya hua auzaar saalon baad angdaai leene laga tha.

Chandan baba ke chehre par ghabraahat saaf dikh rahi thi, ve baar-baar apni dhoti sambhaal rahe the aur Ishwar ka naam japkar apna dhyaan bhatkaane ki poori koshish kar rahe the.

Door khada Sher Chandan ki is bechaani ko taad raha tha.

Sher (muskuraate hue, man hi man badbadaaya): "Abe bhai! Asar to shuru ho raha hai... par yeh buddha abhi bhi khud ko kaabu kar raha hai. Ek goli se iska poora kila nahi dhahega. Saale ko roz do-teen goliyan thokni padengi, taaki din-raat iska auzaar baans ki tarah tana rahe! Jab 24 ghante neeche dabaav bana rahega, to saale ki saari bhagti apne aap hawa ho jaayegi!"

Raat ko dinner ka kaam nipataane ke baad, Chandan baba apni is ajeeb si shaareerik bechaani se pareshan hokar seedhe naukaron wale quarter mein chale aaye. Sher bhi unke peeche-peeche quarter mein aa pahuncha.

Quarter mein aane ke baad bhi Chandan baba ki bechaani kam nahi ho rahi thi. Vaid ki us tez jadi-booti ka asar apni charam par tha, aur unki dhoti ke andar ka tanaav ghatne ka naam hi nahi lee raha tha. Ve baar-baar karwaten badal rahe the aur maathe se paseena poonchh rahe the.

Sher to isi mauke ki phiraaq mein baitha tha. Usne sahaanubhooti batlaate hue behad aatmiya aawaz mein poochha.

Sher: "Kya baat hai Chandan baba? Main shaam se dekh raha hoon, aapki tabiyat kuch theek nahi lag rahi hai... chehra laal ho rakha hai aur bahut bechain dikh rahe ho. Koi takleef hai kya?"

Chandan (apni ghabraahat chhipaate hue, dheemi aawaz mein boola): "Nahi... nahi Sher bhai, aisi koi baat nahi hai. Bas aise hi shareer mein thodi ajeeb si garmaahat aur bechaani lag rahi hai."

Sher (bistar par thoda kareeb khisakte hue): "Are baba! Hum dono yahaan ek hi chhat ke neeche rehte hain, sukh-dukh ke saathi hain. Agar aapash mein apni pareshani share nahi karenge to kisse karenge? Aap nisankoch bataao, aakhir baat kya hai?"

Sher ke kaafi kuredne aur dabaav banaane ke baad, bebas aur pareshan Chandan baba ne aakhirkaar sach ugal diya.

Chandan (nazaren jhukaakar, behad sharmindagi ke saath phusphusaaya): "Kya bataoon Sher bhai... shaam se hi na jaane shareer mein kaisi aag lagi hui hai. Mere neechle ang mein aisa kadaapan aur khinchaav aa gaya hai jo ghatne ka naam hi nahi lee raha. Itni umr mein aisa kabhi nahi hua mere saath... bahut takleef ho rahi hai."

Yeh sunte hi Sher ke chehre par ek kutil muskaan aa gayi, jisse usne turant chhipaa liya aur halka sa hanste hue boola.

Sher (moonchhon par taav dete hue): "Are baba! Ismein ghabraane aur sharmaane ki kya baat hai? Yeh to bahut achhi baat hai! Yeh to is baat ka saboot hai ki aap abhi bhi andar se poori tarah jawaan ho! Saala jawaani phir se laut aai hai aapki!"

Chandan (sir hilaate hue, maathe ka paseena poonchhkar boola): "Nahi bhai... yeh umr ke hisaab se theek nahi hai. Ishwar jaane kya ho gaya hai, dhyaan lagaane ki koshish kar raha hoon par yeh tanaav khatam hi nahi ho raha."

Sher ne turant apne paanse pheenkne shuru kar diye. Usne apne mobile ki taraf ishaara kiya.

Sher (dheemi aawaz mein boola): "Dekho baba, jab badan ke us neechle hisse mein itna kadaapan aa jaaye, to dhyaan lagaane se kaam nahi chalta. Mere saath to aisa hafte mein char baar hota hai! Ab is kothi mein aur koi aurat to hai nahi, Meera memsahab ke alaawa..." (Usne Meera ka naam jaan-boojhkar liya tha) "...aur unko to hum haath laga nahi sakte! Yeh alag baat hai ki jab mera khada hota hai, to dil to yahi karta hai ki samaaj ki saari deewaren tood doon, par man maar kar rah jaana padta hai. To main to seedha mobile par neeli filmen dekhta hoon aur apna kaam chala leeta hoon."

Chandan baba ne hairat aur sharm se Sher ki taraf dekha aur Sher se poochha, "Meera betiya ka naam kyon liya tumne, meri is pareshani ke saath?"

Sher sambhaala aur usne kaha, "Main to bas udaaharan de raha tha."

Sher (apna mobile nikaalkar): "Aap ek kaam karo baba... main apne mobile se aap ke mobile pe kuch bhejaata hoon, ismein ek se badhkar ek garma-garm filmen hain. Aap bathroom mein jaaen aur inhen dekhkar apne haath se hi khud ko halka kar lo... jab tak veerya baahar nahi nikelega, aapka yeh tanaav aur bechaani khatam nahi hoogi!"

Sher ne jaal poori tarah bichha diya tha. Vah dekhna chahta tha ki kya Chandan baba is pehli khooraak aur neeli filmon ke laalach ko sweekaar karte hain ya nahi.

Chandan baba ne turant apna sir hilaate hue saaf inkaar kar diya. Ve apni maryaada aur usoolon ke sakht pakke the.

Chandan (nazaren churaate hue, sakht aawaz mein boole): "Nahi-nahi Sher bhai, yeh sab paap hai! Main yeh gande kaam nahi kar sakta. Thodi deer mein apne aap sab theek ho jaayega...."

Sher ne jab dekha ki Chandan itni aasaani se jhaanse mein nahi aa raha, to usne Chandan ki badhti umr aur sehat ka jhootha khauf dikhaakar usse daraana shuru kiya.

Sher (gambheer chehra banaakar, badi chinta jataate hue boola): "Are baba, aap samajh nahi rahe hain! Maine doctoron se suna hai ki is umr mein jab badan mein itna kadaapan aur khoon ka dabaav ban jaaye, aur agar veerya baahar na nikele... to seedha dil ka daura pad jaata hai! Nason mein khoon jam jaata hai aadmi ka! Ab aap hi sochho... aapki patni yahaan paas mein to hain nahi ki aap unke saath so sako, aur randi baazaar jaane ki is umr mein aapki umr aur izzat ijaazat nahi deti. To meri to yahi seedhi salah hai ki bathroom mein jaakar khud ko halka kar aao."

Chandan baba ke chehre par ab dar ke bhaav saaf dikhne lage the. Ve apni is ajeeb si shaareerik haalat aur Sher ki baaton se andar se ghabraane lage the.

Sher ne loha garm dekhkar Meera ka naam beech mein uchhaal diya taaki Chandan ki nason mein havas ka zahar tezi se ghoolna shuru ho jaaye.

Sher (aankhen moondehue, badi besharmi se phusphusaaya): "Aur dekhiye baba... ismein sharmaane ki koi baat nahi hai. Jab badan mein vaasna ki aag chadhti hai aur banda usse dabaane ki koshish karta hai na, to dimaag mein bahut gande-gande khayaal aane lagte hain. Sach kahoon to jab meri aisi haalat ho jaati hai, to mujhe bhi yeh Meera memsahab bahut achhi lagne lagti hain! Ab bataao, banda kare bhi to kya kare? Saali ekdam heroine jaisi to lagti hain... gora badan, kase hue mamme! Jab wo patli si saree pahankark kothi mein ghoomti hain aur unka chikna pet dikhaai deta hai, to neeyat apne aap dool jaati hai. Uupar se unka wo kayaamat jaisa chehra, bhare-bhare hontH, aur chalne par hilti hui wo gaand... sach kahoon baba, jab bhi wo saamne se gujarti hain, to nazaren hataana mushkil ho jaata hai. Unki chaudi kamar aur wo dhalaka hua pallu dekhkar to shareer ka saara khoon neeche daudne lagta hai. Aise mein dimaag bhatakna to laazmi hai."

Chandan baba ne hairat aur sadme se Sher ki taraf dekha.

Sher (apne mobile se Chandan ke mobile pe kuch filmen bhej di): "Isi liye to kah raha hoon baba! Apne dimaag ko sahi thikaane par rakhne ke liye aur memsahab par se gandi nazar hataane ke liye main yeh video dekh leeta hoon aur khud ko halka kar leeta hoon. Aap bhi jaao... koi paap nahi lagega, apni jaan bachaao aur dimaag ko shaant karo!"

Sher ki baaten Chandan baba ke dimaag mein halchal machaane lagi theen. Ek taraf sehat ka dar, neeche uthti hui asahneey kadaapan aur doosri taraf Sher dwara Meera ke jism ka kiya gaya zikr—Chandan baba pehli baar dharmasankat aur bhayaanak ulhan mein phansate dikh rahe the.

Chandan baba ki bechaani badhti hi ja rahi thi. Vaid ki dawa ka asar itna zabardast tha ki pichhle aadhe ghante se unka kada hua ang ghatne ke bajaay aur sakht hota ja raha tha. Neeche khinchaav aur badan ki garmaahat se unka dimaag sunn hone laga tha.

Un tees minuten mein Sher ki kahi hui baaten baar-baar Chandan baba ke kaanon mein goonj rahi theen— "Saali ekdam heroine jaisi to lagti hain... gora badan, kase hue mamme..."

Chandan baba ne apni aankhen band karke khud ko dhikkaara, "Hey Ram! Yeh main kya soch raha hoon... Meera to meri bitiya jaisi hai! Chhee!"

Lekin jaise hi unhone 'bitiya' ka khayaal dil mein laaya, dhoti ke andar daba unka ang dheela hone ke bajaay aur zyaada akad gaya. Aisa laga jaise badan ki havas unke sanskaaron par haavi ho rahi ho.

Unke man ke kisi kaale koone se ek gandi aawaz aai— "Bitiya hoogi to kya hua... hai to aurat hi na! Dekh to sahi Sher kya bool raha tha... kaisa kadkadaata badan paaya hai Meera ne!"

Garmaahat aur shaareerik peeda jab bardaasht se baahar ho gayi, to aakhirkaar Chandan baba ka sanyam toot gaya.

Unhone jhijhakte aur kaampte haathon se mobile uthaaya aur bina Sher ki taraf dekhe, chupchaap dabe paanv bathroom ki taraf badh gaye.

Baahar bistar par leta Sher zaheereeli hansi hans raha tha. Uska pehla teer nishaane par lag chuka tha—usne 60 saal ke us 'saadhu' Chandan baba ke haath mein pehli baar havas ka hathiyaar thama diya tha.

Bathroom mein khud ko halka karne ke baad bhi Chandan baba ka dil zoron se dhadak raha tha. Unhone bathroom ka darwaza andar se band kiya aur basin ke nal ko tez dhaar mein khool diya. Paani ki tez aawaz ke beech, unhone kaampte haathon se apna phone nikaala aur Sartaj ka number milaaya.

Phone ki doosri taraf jaise hi Sartaj ne call uthaai, Chandan baba ki aawaz sharm, ghabraahat aur glaani se tharthara uthi.

Chandan baba (dheemi aur kaampti aawaz mein, sisakte hue): "Sartaj... beta, main... ! Mujhse bahut bada adharm hone ja raha hai... mere man mein, meri neeyat mein pata nahi kya zahar ghool gaya hai!"

Sartaj phone par Chandan baba ki aisi haalat sunkar hairan rah gaya.

Sartaj (chintit hokar): "Baba? Kya hua? Aap itne ghabraaye hue kyon hain? Shaant hoiye aur saaf-saaf bataaiye ki baat kya hai?"

Chandan baba ne behad sharmindagi ke saath Sartaj ko jism mein uth rahi aniyantrit garmi aur bathroom mein khud ko halka karne ki poori baat bataai. Unhone yeh bhi bataaya ki kaise Sher ne unhen porn dekhne ki salah di thi. Ve itne pareshan aur laachar the ki us waqt unhen Sher ki baat sahi lagne lagi thi.

Sartaj ek samajhdaar aur vyaavahaarik insaan tha; baba ki haalat aur lakshanon ko sunte hi vah turant taad gaya ki baba ko dhokhe se koi taakatwar sexual enhancement drug di gayi hai.

Sartaj (gambheerta se): "Baba, aap apne aap ko doosh mat dijie. Jo lakshan aap bata rahe hain, usse saaf lag raha hai ki aapko kisi ne bahut tez taakat ki dawa khilaai hai... par sawaal yeh hai ki aisa kaun karega aur kyon? Baba, kya aaj aapne ghar ya quarter mein kuch ajeeb dekha?"

Chandan baba ne apni saansen sambhaaliin aur aaj din bhar ka manzar yaad karne lage.

Chandan baba (phusphusaate hue): "Sartaj... aaj jab main ghar aaya tha, to maine dekha ki Sher rasoi ke paas Meera ka haath zabardasti pakde khada tha. Us waqt Meera ka chehra dar se bilkul peela pada hua tha. Mujhe yeh dekhkar bilkul achha nahi laga, isliye uske baad se main ek saaye ki tarah Meera ke aas-paas hi raha, taaki Sher usse dobaara pareshan na kar sake."

Baba ki yeh baat sunte hi Sartaj ka dimaag tezi se chalne laga. Uske saamne poori tasveer saaf hone lagi.

Sartaj turant samajh gaya ki Chandan baba ka wahan maujood hona Sher ke mansoobon ke beech mein rooda ban raha tha. Sher jaanta tha ki jab tak Chandan baba jaisa insaan pahra de raha hai, vah Meera par seedha hamla nahi kar sakta.

Isi liye Sher ne baba ke dimaag aur badan ke saath yeh ghinowna khel khela tha—taaki baba khud apni vaasna ke jaal mein ulajhkar aatmaglaani se bhar jaaen aur maidaan chhod den.

Sartaj ne yeh gahri chaal aur Sher ka khatarnaak khel man hi man samajh liya, lekin usne apne is vichaar ko baba ke saamne zaahir nahi hone diya. Vah jaanta tha ki agar baba ko Sher ke asli iraadon ka ilm hua, to ve sharm aur glaani se hi mar jaaenge.

Sartaj (atyant shaant aur gambheer lahze mein): "Baba... aap jo kah rahe hain, main sab samajh raha hoon. Aap bilkul mat ghabraaiye. Bas meri ek baat yaad rakhiye—aapko bahut satark aur saavdhaan rahne ki zaroorat hai. Sher jaisa dikh raha hai, baat usse kahi zyaada pechida hai. Aap khud ko sambhaaliye aur har cheez par nazar rakhiye."

Sartaj ne phone disconnect kiya aur kamre mein shaant khada hokar gahri soch mein doob gaya. Uska tez, vishleshanaatmak IPS dimaag ab ek-ek kadi ko aapash mein jodnee mein lag gaya tha.

Usse achhi tarah yaad tha ki jab Shankar Meera ko blackmail kar raha tha, tab Meera ne bina kisi jhijhak ke seedhe uske paas aakar sab sach bata diya tha. Lekin aaj... aaj jab Sher khuleaam apni seemaen laangh raha hai, to Meera poori tarah khaamosh kyon hai? Vah usse apni nazaren chura rahi hai, baaten chhipaa rahi hai.

Tabhi Sartaj ki soch ka rukh badla aur ek hakeekat uske dimaag mein kaundhi.

"Shankar ke samay..." Sartaj ne man hi man socha, "...tab main uska pati nahi tha. Tab main sirf uska ek achha dost aur ek IPS officer tha. Meera ne us waqt bhi apne pati Aarav se Shankar wali baat poori tarah chhipaakar rakhi thi. Usne Aarav ko kabhi bhanak tak nahi lagne di thi."

Sartaj ki aankhen gambheer ho gayiin. Sthiti ab uski samajh mein aa rahi thi.

Jab koi aurat kisi mard ko apna pati maan leeti hai, to uske saamne apne sammaan par lage daag ya kisi blackmailing ki baat sweekaar karna uske liye sabse kathin ho jaata hai. Meera ke man mein aatmaglaani aur dar ka aisa pahaad ban chuka tha ki vah Sartaj se nazaren milaane ki himmat bhi nahi juta paa rahi thi.

"Baat sirf itni nahi hai ki Meera dar rahi hai..." Sartaj ne apni mutthiyan kaste hue socha, "Zaroor us neech Sher ke haath Meera ki koi bahut badi kamzoori ya blackmailing ka hathiyaar lag chuka hai. Koi aisi majboori, jiski वजह se Meera ghut-ghutkar zahar pee rahi hai, par muunh nahi khool rahi."

"Mujhe sabr se kaam leena hooga," Sartaj ka chehra faulaadi ho gaya, "Pehle mujhe Sher ke is poore khel aur uski chaal ko gahrai se samajhna hooga. Aur jaise hi mujhe us 'hathiyaar' ka pata chalega jo usne Meera ke khilaaf thaam rakha hai... sabse pehle main us leverage ko hi Sher ke haathon se chheenunga."

Bathroom se baahar nikalakar Chandan baba ne mobile table par rakh diya aur chupchaap apne bistar par jaakar let gaye. Unka shareer to dheela pad chuka tha, par unka dimaag shaant hone ke bajaay ek maansik bhanwar mein phans chuka tha.

Baahar se dikhne mein ve keval ek dhalti umr ke insaan lag rahe the, lekin is ek hi insaan ke bheetar ab teen alag-alag kirdar janm le chuke the, jo unke wajoog ko teen dishaon mein kheench rahe the.

Bathroom mein nal ke tez paani ke shor mein Sartaj se hui gupt baatcheet abhi bhi unke kaanon mein goonj rahi thi. Sartaj ke kahne par unhen pehla kirdar nibhaana tha—Sher ke saamne poori tarah kaamuk aur bhatka hua banane ka naatak karna, taaki Sher ka bharosa jeetkar uske asli iraadon aur blackmailing ki kadi ko pakda ja sake.

Doosra kirdar Sartaj ka ek satark aur wafaadaar khabari banane ka tha, jo Sher ki har chaal ki khabar seedhe IPS officer tak pahunchaayega.

Lekin in dono mukhaoton ke peeche, ek teesra aur sabse khatarnaak kirdar anjaane mein janm le raha tha—asli Chandan ka bhatka hua roop.

Bistar par lete-lete chhat ko ghoorte hue Chandan baba man hi man sihar uthe. Neeli filmon ki ashleelta, vaid ki di hui viagra ke asar aur paseene se bheegi peeli midi dress mein Meera ke beparda drishyon ne unke boodhe, kasrati jism mein dabi havas ko dheere-dheere sulga diya tha.

Chandan (man hi man gahri aatmaglaani aur anchaahi khinchaav se joojhte hue): "Hey Ram... yeh mujhe kya hota ja raha hai? Main Sartaj ka khabari bankar is ghar ko bachaane nikla hoon, par meri neeyat kyon dool rahi hai? Sach mein... aaj us peeli midi dress mein Meera kitni sundar lag rahi thi. Kapde ka kasaav uske bhare-poore seene aur gori raanon ko kis tarah beparda kar raha tha... maine aaj se pehle kabhi usse is nazar se kyon nahi dekha?"

Chandan baba ne apni aankhen kaskar band kiin, par wo ashleel manzar aankhon se hatne ka naam hi nahi lee raha tha. Sher ka kaha ek-ek shabd ab unke apne bhatakte dimaag ki hakeekat banta ja raha tha.

Ve Sartaj ke nirdesh par Sher ke aage shikaar banane ka swaang rachne wale the, lekin Meera ka vah sudaul, gora aur mahakta hua jism ab unki apni dabi hui vaasna ka kendra banta ja raha tha.

'Bitiya' shabd, jo ab tak unke charitra ki sabse pavitra dhaal tha, havas ki is pehli khooraak aur dimaag mein chal rahe is teen-stareey khel ke beech dheere-dheere dhundhlaane laga tha.

Udhar paas ke takht par leta Sher chaadar ke andar se Chandan baba ki ukhdi hui saanson aur bechaani ko sun raha tha. Sher ke chehre par ek ghinowni muskaan tair gayi—vah samajh raha tha ki uska shikaar poori tarah jaal mein phans chuka hai.

Usse zara bhi andaaza nahi tha ki baba Sartaj ke ishaare par uske raazdaara banane ka naatak kar rahe hain, aur na hi baba ko yeh ehsaas tha ki naatak karte-karte unka apna man sachmuch paap ki daldal mein utarne laga hai.

Subah uthte hi Chandan baba ke man mein kal raat ki harkat ko lekar bhaari aatmaglaani hui. Unhone turant haath-muunh dhooya aur Hanuman Chalisa ka paath karne lage taaki man se ve saare gande vichaar nikal jaaen.

Paath samaapt karne ke baad jaise hi Chandan baba ne aasan sameta, paas hi khada Sher kutil muskaan ke saath unke saamne aa gaya.

Sher: "Ram-Ram baba! Kahiye, ab kaisi tabiyat hai aapki? Kal raat wali samasya suljhi ya ab bhi wahi haal hai?"

Chandan baba (gambheerta se nazaren churaate hue): "Haan... ab thoda behtar lag raha hai, par nason mein garmaahat abhi bhi bani hui hai."

Sher (moonchhon par taav dete hue): "Aapka to kabhi-kabaar aisa hota hai baba, par jab se main aaya hoon, mera man to har roz baagi hota rehta hai!"

Chandan baba (chaunk-kar uski taraf dekhte hue): "Baagi? Kisliye bhai?"

Sher (apni aankhon mein kaamukta laate hue phusphusaaya): "Kabhi aapne apni is pyaari 'bitiya' ko gaur se dekha hai baba? Kitni khoobsurat hai, kitni sexy hai! Jab wo saree mein hoti hai aur uski nangi kamar jhalakti hai, to dil karta hai ki apni is sakht hatheli se us makhmali kamar ko sahla loon... apne hotHon se uski nagnata ko choom loon!"

Chandan baba (gusse aur ghin se jhallakar boole): "Band karo Sher! Mere saamne apni zubaan se aisi ghatia baaten nikaalne ki himmat bhi mat karna!"

Sher (haath jodkar kameeni hansi hanste hue): "Are Chandan baba, aap to bura maan gaye! Main to bas itna kah raha hoon ki kabhi us devi ko ek sexy aurat ke nazariye se dekhkar to dekhiye... aapki aankhen khool jaaengi!"

Sher ne Chandan baba ki jh,.'aat ko dekhkar apni aankhen matkaate hue ek kadam aur nazdeek badhaaya.

Sher (apni chhati par haath rakhte hue, dheemi aawaz mein boola): "Baba, gussa chhodie aur zara ek minute ke liye apne dil par haath rakhkar sach-sach kahiye... kya aapki pyaari Meera bitiya laakhon mein ek aur behad khoobsurat nahi hai?"

Chandan baba ke bheetar Sartaj ki di hui hidaayat aur dawa ki nason mein ubalti garmi ek saath kaundhi. Ve chahte to is baat ko khaarij kar sakte the, par unke muunh se anjaane mein sach nikal gaya.

Chandan baba (nigahaen jhukaakar, dabi aawaz mein): "Haan... khoobsurat to hai..."

Sher (hanste hue): "To phir maine kya galat kah diya baba?"

Chandan baba (sambhaalte hue): "Par maine usse kabhi is neeyat ya aisi nazar se nahi dekha, Sher!"

Sher (unki aankhon mein aankhen daalkar, muskaan ke saath): "Achha? To kya aap apni usi Meera bitiya ka wo asli aur maadak roop dekhna chahte hain, jo aaj tak sirf band kamron mein chhupaa raha hai?"

Chandan baba ke bheetar ka 'mukhbir' turant satark ho gaya. Unhen Sartaj ke kahne par Sher ka bharosa jeetna tha aur uske ghinowne khel ki tah tak pahunchna tha. Unhone apni jhijhak ka naatak chhoda aur utsukta ka naqaab odh liya.

Chandan baba (mukhbir ka kirdar nibhaate hue, utsukta se boola): "Haan... dikhaao, kya kahna chahte ho tum?"

Sher ke chehre par jeet ki khabees muskaan phail gayi. Usne apni jeb se mobile nikaala aur gallery khoolkar screen Chandan baba ke muunh ke saamne kar di.

Sher (abhimaan se phusphusaaya): "Yeh dekhiye... do din pehle jab maalkin apne kamre mein bekhabar so rahi theen, tab li theen yeh tasveeren!"

Chandan baba ki nazaren mobile screen par padte hi phati ki phati rah gayiin. Screen par teen tasveeren theen, jinmein Meera bistar par besudh sooi hui thi.

Patli silk ki slip uupar khisaki hui thi, jisse uski gori aur beparda jaanghen poori tarah nangi chhalak rahi theen. Uske bhare-poore mamme slip se 50% se bhi zyaada baahar nikle hue the aur gulaabi nipple ka ubhaar saaf jhilmila raha tha. Patli panty ke paar se uski kamar aur pet ka uphaan us shaant mahaul mein kisi bikhre hue husn ki tarah dikh raha tha.

Chandan baba ne mobile ki screen par tiki apni phati aankhon ko badi mushkil se hataaya. Unke maathe par paseene ki baareek boonden ubhar aai theen.

Ek taraf Sartaj ke khabari ki satarkata thi, to doosri taraf sooi hui Meera ke beparda husn ka vah khatarnaak nazaara unke dimaag mein bhatti ki tarah sulag raha tha.

Chandan baba (haklaate aur ghabraaye hue lahze mein boole): "Yeh... yeh tasveeren tumhare paas kaise aaiin Sher? Tum kamre ke andar kaise gaye?"

Sher (kutilta se hanste hue mobile waapas jeb mein rakhte hue boola): "Are baba! Aap bas maza lijie... yeh mat poochhiye ki tasveeren kaise aaiin! Tasveeren dekhiye aur dil par haath rakhkar bataaiye—kya ab bhi aapko apni yeh Meera bitiya sexy nahi dikhti? Kya aapka dil nahi karta ki ek raat iske paas jaakar befikr so jaaen?"

Chandan baba ke muunh se koi shabd nahi nikla.

Chandan baba ne khud ko sambhaala aur apne chehre par vaasna ka jhootha asar laate hue poori tarah mukhbir ke role mein dhal gaye.

Chandan baba (havas ka naatak karte hue aur jeebh se hontH sookhaakar boole): "Haan... sahi kah rahe ho tum Sher. Meera bitiya... sachmuch bahut sexy lag rahi hai. Kya... kya tumhare paas aisi aur bhi tasveeren hain?"

Sher ne apni aankhen sikodiiin aur Chandan baba ko shak ki nazar se dekha.

Sher (muskuraahat dabaakar): "Baba, aap yeh sab kyon poochh rahe hain?"

Chandan baba ne turant baat ko sambhaalte hue apni aankhon mein wahi tharkeepan dikhaaya jo Sher dekhna chahta tha.

Chandan baba (baat sambhaalte hue): "Are bhai, main to bas isliye kah raha tha... kya tum yeh tasveeren mere phone par bhej sakte ho? Raat ko neeli filmen dekhne ke bajaay... apni is maalkin ko dekhkar hi kaam chala liya karunga."

Usi waqt Chandan baba ka apna andarooni man sharm aur glaani se phata ja raha tha. Ve man hi man tadap uthe.

(Chandan man hi man roote hue soochne lage: "Hey Ram! Sartaj, tumne mujhe kis dharmasankat mein phansa diya hai! Mujhe apni hi bitiya samaan bahu ka yeh beparda roop dekhna pad raha hai... aur uupar se aisa naatak karna pad raha hai jaise main aur tasveeren dekhne ke liye mara ja raha hoon. Ishwar mujhe is paap ke liye kabhi maaf nahi karega!")

Sher ne Chandan baba ki yeh baat suni, to uske chehre ki shak ki lakeeren gaayab ho gayiin aur uski ghinowni hansi poore kamre mein goonj uthi.

Sher ne apne phone par button dabaakar ve teenon tasveeren Chandan baba ke WhatsApp par bhej diin aur jeb mein haath daalte hue ek muskaan ke saath muskuraaya.

Sher: "Tasveeren to bahut hain baba! Par abhi ke liye aap in teen tasveeron se hi kaam chalaaiye. Har roz main aapko kuch naya bhejunga... aapki har raat ka naya jugaad! Par badle mein aapko mera ek kaam karna hooga."

Chandan baba ne mobile mein message ki tone suni aur chehre par utsukta ka naatak banaaye rakha, jabki andar se unka kaleja kaamp raha tha.

Chandan baba (mukhbir ke andaaz mein, baat khangaalte hue boole): "Kis baat ka saath bhai? Kaisa kaam?"

Sher (apni aankhon mein wahi shaitani chamak laate hue): "Bas itna ki aap mere aur Meera ke beech mein kabhi nahi aaenge."

Chandan baba (chaunkne ka dhong karte hue): "Achha? To kya... Meera aur tumhare beech kuch chal raha hai?"

Sher (thook nigalte hue kutilta se hansa): "Kuch-kuch samajhiye baba! Par saali bahut sati-savitri banti hai... abhi poori tarah mere kaabu mein nahi aai hai. Usse poori tarah apne shikanje mein kasne ke liye mujhe aapki madad chahiye hoogi... manzoor hai?"

Chandan baba samajh gaye ki Sher ke asli khel ka pardaafaash karne ka yeh sabse sahi mauka hai. Unhone apne chehre par vaasna aur laalach ki ek gahri parat chadhaai.

Chandan baba (mukhbir ka kirdar nibhaate hue, havas ka jhootha naatak karke boole): "Manzoor hai Sher! Par ek baat bata... agar main tera saath doon, to kya kabhi mujhe bhi Meera bitiya ke saath mauka milega?"

Sher yeh sunte hi thahaaka maarkar hans pada.

Sher (moonchhon par taav dete hue, nafrat bhare lahze mein boola): "Poora mauka denge baba! Are, usse to main poori randi aur apni rakhail banaakar chhodunga... jab tak wo meri jootiyon mein aakar nahi giregi, tab tak mere dil ko sukoon nahi milega!"

Sher ke muunh se Meera ke liye itni nafrat aur ghinowne shabd sunte hi Chandan baba ka muunh khula ka khula rah gaya.

Chandan baba ka andarooni man is baat ko sunkar khoul utha. Ve man hi man stabdh rah gaye uske dil mein apni maalkin 'Meera bitiya' ke liye itni zaheereeli nafrat aur intqaam ki aag jal rahi hai.

Bhale hi ve mukhbir hone ka naatak kar rahe the, par Sher ke man mein Meera jaisi bekasoor aurat ke liye itni gahri nafrat aur havas dekhkar Chandan ka khoon khoul utha.

Bheetar hi bheetar us darinde ke prati unkan ghin aur nafrat ka bhaav is kadar badh gaya ki unhen laga ve usi waqt Sher ki gardan dabooch len, par Sartaj ke plan ko kaamyaab banaane ke liye unhen khud par kaabu rakhna pada.

Chandan baba ka dimaag ab ek anubhavi jaasoos ki tarah kaam kar raha tha. Sher ke muunh se Meera ke liye zahar ugalte shabd sunkar ve taad gaye ki yeh maamla sirf ek khoobsurat aurat ke liye andhi vaasna ka nahi hai, balki iske peeche gahri nafrat, ranjish ya koi bada intqaam chhupaa hua hai.

Sher ki asli jad tak pahunchne ke liye.

Chandan baba (dare hue insaan ka dhong karte hue, chehre par shikan laakar boole): "Par Sher... ek baat bata, kya tujhe Sartaj se dar nahi lagta? Agar usse zara bhi bhanak lag gayi to? Maine apni aankhon se dekha hai ki vah apne dushmanon ko kis tarah maarta hai! IPS officer hai bhai, poore shahar mein uska khauf aur rutba chalta hai... hum gareeb naukar bhala uske saamne kaise tik paayenge?"

Sartaj ka naam sunte hi Sher ke chehre ki sangat pal bhar ke liye badli aur vah turant satark ho gaya. Usne Chandan baba ko tirmchhi nazaron se dekha.

Sher (aankhen sikodkar, thoda sambhaalte hue boola): "Baba... aap sawaal bahut poochh rahe hain! Itni baaten khangaalne ki aapko zaroorat nahi hai. Bas aap darie mat aur itna bharosa rakhiye... wo Sartaj bhi hamara kuch nahi bigaad sakta!"

Sher ke is jawaab se Chandan baba ka shak yakeen mein badal gaya. Sher ke paas Sartaj ke khilaaf bhi koi bahut bada dhaal ya kamzoori thi, jiski badoulat vah itna bekhauf hokar yeh ghinowna khel khel raha tha.

Sher ka shaatir dimaag satark ho gaya tha. Usne apni tirmchhi nazaron se Chandan baba ke chehre ke haav-bhaav ko taada aur uske man mein shak ka halka sa beej ankurit ho gaya.

Sher (aankhon mein sanshay laate hue): "Baba... aap Sartaj aur duniyaadaari ki baaten chhodie! Pehle mobile nikaaliye aur apni is pyaari Meera bitiya ki tasveeron ko dobaara gaur se dekhiye. Mujhe bhi to pata chale ki aapko usmein kya-kya achha laga... aur aap apni is maalkin ke saath kya-kya karna chahte hain? Zara main bhi to sunoon aapke dil ki baat!"

Chandan baba turant taad gaye ki agar unhone zara si bhi sankoch dikhaaya, to Sher ka shak yakeen mein badal jaayega aur Sartaj ka poora plan chaupat ho jaayega. Unhen ab bina kisi jhijhak ke 'poorn kaamuk' hone ka dhong rachna tha.

Unhone kaampti uungliyon se mobile screen par Meera ki un beparda tasveeron ko khoola. Apni aankhon mein havas ki chamak laate hue ve tasveer ko ghoorne lage.

Chandan baba (gahri saans kheenchkar, thook nigalte hue boole): "Dekh Sher... iske ye gulaabi raseele hontH dekhkar dil karta hai ki inhen apne muunh mein bheenchkar tab tak choosata rahuon jab tak iska saara ras na nikal jaaye! Aur yeh dekh, slip se baahar jhaangkte iske bhare-poore mamme... mera man karta hai ki iske badan se ye bache-kuche kapde bhi nochkar pheenk doon, apne in sakht haathon se iske dono mammon ko masloon aur inke kadak nipplon ko muunh mein bharkar deer tak choosoon..."

Ve rook-rookkar tasveeren khisakaate rahe aur apni aawaz ko poori tarah kaamuk banaate chale gaye.

Chandan baba (aage boolte hue): "Phir dheere-dheere neeche sarkoon... iski patli silk ki panty ko neeche kheenchkar pheenk doon aur iski in gori, chikni jaanghon ke beech apni jeebh se..."

Boolte-boolte Chandan baba ka apna andarooni man glaani, sharm aur dard se cheekh uth raha tha. Ve man hi man Bhagwan se aur apni aatma se bilakhar maafie maang rahe the.

(Chandan man hi man tadapkar ro pade: "Hey Ram! Hey Hanuman Ji... mujhe maaf kar dena! Apni hi bahu-beti jaisi Meera ke liye apne muunh se aise ghinowne shabd nikaalne pad rahe hain! Is ek naqaab ko odhne ke liye mujhe apni maryaada ki bali deni pad rahi hai... Hey Prabhu, is paap ki saja mujhe dena par meri neeyat ko saaf rakhna!")

Lekin baahar se Chandan baba ka chehra poori tarah ek vaasna se andhe hue tharki mard jaisa dikh raha tha. Sher ne jab Chandan baba ke muunh se itne kaamuk aur ashleel shabd sune, to uska shak poori tarah kaafoor ho gaya. Uske chehre par muskaan laut aai.

Sher jab Chandan baba ki baaten sunkar santusht hokar moonchhon mein muskuraaya, to Chandan baba ne raahat ki saans li. Lekin theek usi pal, viagra ki lagaataar badh rahi aanch, neeli filmon ki ashleelta aur mobile screen par dikh rahe Meera ke us beparda husn ke mile-jule asar ne ek bhayankar gul khilaaya.

Mukhbir ka naqaab odhkar mukh se ve jo ashleel shabd keval naatak ke taur par bool rahe the, ve shabd anjaane mein hi unke apne bhatakte dimaag ki fantasy banane lage.

Chandan (apni ukhdi saanson ko sambhaalte hue, man hi man sihar uthe): "Hey Ishwar... yeh main kya soch raha hoon? Main to sirf naatak kar raha tha na? Par... par agar yeh sab sach ho jaaye to? Agar sachmuch mujhe apni is pyaari Meera ke raseele hotHon ko choosne aur uske is makhmali, bhare-poore badan ko apni baahon mein bheenchne ka mauka mil jaaye... to kitna maza aayega!"

Unke gathile jism mein ek maadak siharan daud gayi. Dhoti ke andar unke kadak ho chuke ang ki akulaahat ne unke man mein uthte is naye, paapi vichaar par muhar laga di.

Chandan (aage apne bhatakte man se badbadaaye): "Kya... kya sachmuch main apni pyaari Meera bitiya ke saath yeh sab kar sakta hoon? Kya aisa din aayega jab yeh gora, beparda jism mere neeche bikhra hooga?"

Saat saal ka Chandan Sartaj ke liye jaasoos banane nikla tha, par vaasna ki is zaheereeli lahar ne uske bheetar ke asli mard ko poori tarah se bahkaa diya tha. Ab vah sirf abhinay nahi kar raha tha, balki anjaane mein hi us ghinowne sapne ka maza bhi leene laga tha.