[Babab96]

Sanjay Sir ne ye offer to kar dia kunti, Kiran abhi bhi, Jitu per bahut gussa thi aur mujh per bhi..


usne Classroom se jaane se pahle jitu ko bahut hadkaya...puri class ke samne uski bahut achche se beijjati karo..

Jitu ko had se jyada bhala bura bola Kiran ne..

Kiran_ tum apne maa baap ki aulad hai yaa kisi gatar ki paidaish hai jo teri soch itni gangi hai..

Aur ye uska sabse ganda comment tha..

Jitu Kaa chehra utar gyaa, wo bahut sad ho gyaa aur use gussa bhi bahut aa rha tha, kintu wo galti kar ke fas gyaa tha..

Sanjay Sir, wahi the wo sab sun rhe the...

Kiran Jitu se mere upar aa gyi, aur boli Jay tu bhi to kahi..

Itne me Sanjay Sir ne use rok dia..

Sanjay_ Kiran ab bahut hua, ye to bachche hai, tum to samajdar ho, apni maryada me raho, bahar chalo...

Sanjay Sir use sankul ke bahar maidan me ke gye, taki unki baatein koi sun naa sake..

Sanjay Sir_ Tum Jay ko kyaa bolne wali thi?

Kiran_ Yahi ki wo bhi apne maa baap ki aulad hai ki nhi...

Sanjay_ tumhara sentence aisa to nhi tha?

Kiran_ Haa me usse bolne wali thi ki kahi tu bhi to kisi ki najayaz aulad nhi..

Sanjay Sir_ Tum pagal ho gayi ho..tum janti bhi ho kuchh jay ke baare me?

Kiran_ mujhe uske baare me jaankar kyaa karna hai?

Sanjay_ Me pichle 3 saal se hun yaha, aur wo humare sankul kaa sabse hunhar aur shant bachcha hai, wo kabhi kisi ko koi taut nhi karta, koi galat comment nhi karta..wo ak innocent bachca hai jiske uper aap bewajah chad rahi thi..

Kiran_ Aap iska itna pakchh kyun le rhe hai?

Sanjay_ Kyun ki uska ka sach hai, jo iss gaanv me uske pariwar ke alawa sirf ne janta hun, kyun uska father mera ak achcha dost thaa.....

Kiran_ Aap bas mamle ko shant karna chahte hai...

Sanjay_ Bachche hai, nadan hai, inhe samjhaya jaa sakta hai, sabak sikhana iss tarah theek nhi, tume dekha tumhari bhasa kitni ouchhi ho gayi thi...


Tabhi Nishikant Sir unke pass gaye...

Nishikant _Kiran tum pagal ho gyi ho, tum Jitu ke chakkar me Jay se ladne wali thi..

Kiran_ Aakhir aisa kyaa hai iss ladke me jo aap log itna dar rhe ho? abhi to sanjay ne mujhse kaha ki wo ak inocent ladka hai, agar wo inocent hai, to usse darne ki kyaa jarurat hai..

Nishikant_ Kiran tum sirf itna jaan lo ki Jay khud ak pahalwan hai, aur pichle 6 salo me use koi pahalwan hara nhi paya hai, naa uski age kaa koi, aur naa hi koi bade se bada pahalwan..
2 din pahle jab wo chutti lekar gya tha Sankul se, 8 se jyada pahalwano ko pel ke aaya hai, unke hi ghar me....

Kiran_ to kyaa mujhe usse darna chahiye?

Nishikant_ usse darna nhi chahiye, usse bas respectfully baat karni chahiye tumhe..tum jo bolne wali thi, uska bhugtan warna tumhare pati ko karna padta..

Kiran_ Kyaa bakwas kar rhe ho aap?

Nishikant_ Ye gaanv hai madam, yaha agar aap kisi ki mardangi ko challenge kar rhe ho, yaa kisi ko najayaj bata rhe ho to mukabla sidha kushti ke maidan me hota hai..aur waha jeet kar khud ki ijjat ko bachana hota hai, warna harne ke baad milti chatni padti hai..

Sanjay_ Chodiye naa Sir, ye nayi nayi aai hai yaha..

Nishikant_ Arey baba, ye humare liye muskile kyun bada rahi hai....theek se reh kar padaye..anyatha gaanv ke bachcho ko upsabd naa bole..
Agar me ye maan bhi lu ki jay aur uske dadaji, kuchh nhi bolenge yaa karenge, tab bhi, baki gaanv wale, humari dhulai kar denge..

Kyunki bakiyon ke bachche bhi to hai, Jitendra kaa hi pariwar yaha aake khada ho gya 10 logon ke sath to kyaa kar loge...

Ye to chhut jayegi kyuki mahila hai, hum dono pite jayenge, iske chakkar me...

Kiran_ Aap log khamakha dar rhe hai..

Sanjay_ Chaliye theek hai, aap jake class lijiye..

Kiran chali gayi...

Nishikant_ ye maderchod samajh kyun nhi rahi hai ki iss gaanv ke thakur sabse alag hai, wo ijjat dene pe aate hai to hum sc/st walo ko apne ghar me, samman bitha ke khana khilate hai, puja path me samil karte hai, jabki ye chalan yaha tak ke dur dur ke ganvo me nhi hai..

Sanjay_ Aur gussa ho jaye to?

Nishikant_ Laas tak nhi milegi tumhari kisi ko, agar Thakur Baldev Singh ne man bana lia niptane kaa to..Jay unka sabse pyara pota hai..uski disrespect matlab unki disrespect..

Sanjay_ Daraiye mat Narware ji...

Nishikant_ Are dara nhi rha hun, ye baat boli jati hai, unke baare me, aur samman jo wo hum logo ko dete hai salo se, humari saadiyon me dhulho ko ghode pe bitha ke uska wana nikalna ho yaa sc/st/obc ki betiyon kaa kanyadan karna ho...
wo sab me aage rahte hai, ab aise aadmi kaa man bewajah dukhana to thik nhi hai..

Sanjay_ Me, Jay aur Jitu ko bulata hun..

Nishikant_ haa bula to me unhe samjha dun ki baat aage naa badaye...

Sanjay Sir class me aaye, Jay aur Jitu bahar aao, Nishikant sir ko tumse baat karni hai..

Me aur Jitu bahar gaye...

Me_ Ji sir..

Nishikant_ Jay, mera tumse ak hi nivedan hai ki iss baat ko yahi khatam kar dena, aage mat lekar jana..

Me_ I already forgot all the comments Sir and forgive. Don't worry nothing will be do from my side..but I don't promise about Jitu..

Repeated in Hinglish - Me uske dwara kiye gaye comments ko bhula chuka hun, meri aur se kuchh nhi aage badhega, lakin me jitu ki aur se ye wada nhi kar sakta 

Nishikant_ Jitu, tum kyaa kahna chahoge?

Jitu_ Sir, me abhi iss vishay me koi baat nhi karna chahta, me bas sankul se jana chahta hun taki khud ke gusse ko shant kar sakun..

Nishikant_ Me tumhe jane nhi de sakta abhi gusse me..tum dono class me betho shanti se...

Me_ theek hai Sir..

Sanjay_ Jay tum Jitu ko samjhate kyun nhi..

Me_ wo abhi meri baat nhi sunega Sir, iss wakt iska pata garam hai..saam tak shant ho jayega jab me isse baat kar lunga.. filhaal me isse yahi kahunga ki iss chij ko yahi chhod de, kyuki usne jo bhi bola wo reaction tha, iski aur se gye comment kaa..

To suru agar humne kia hai, to ise khatam bhi hume hi kar dena chahiye, yahi isi wakt...

Jitu_ theek hai Jay..me ab kuchh nhi bolunga aur naa ye baat gaanv tak jayegi meri aur se, lakin in sab bachhon ke muh per kese tala maroge..

Me_ Wo kaam me kar deta hun..

Mene class me jakar sab ko samjhaya aur jo kuchh hua, use yahi bhul jane ki request ki sabhi se....

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[b][i]Classes khatam huyi, sankul ki chutti ho gayi to me sidhe ghar ki aur nikal gyaa..kyuki mujhe dadaji se kuchh sawalo ke jawab chahiye the..[/i][/b]

Mujhe unhone gafur, aur uske bhai, batije se badla lene ko bola, lakin apni betiyon ke bare me mujhe nhi bataya..

To mere dimag me Jitu wala siyapa tha hi nhi..

Me sidhe ghar ki aur chal dia..

Ab yaha sankul me kisi ne Kiran ki gaadi ki hawa nikal di....

To pass ke ak ghar se hawa kaa pump lakar uske tyre me hawa bhari....

Ye kaam kara humare hi class ke Akash me, wahi pump laya, usi ne hawa bhari..

Wo wahi ruka hua tha, Akash humara dost bhi tha, aur mujhe baad me pata chala ki Akash ne hi Jitu ke kahne per Kirna ki activa ki hawa nikali thi...

idhar class ke kuch ladko ne Jitu me hawa bhar di, use gussa dila dia 

ladko ne use uksaya ki ye Bahar gaanv ki raand tujhe kese chilla sakti hai, Iske pati kaa lund kyaa tere kahne se chhota bada hoga, kyaa iss raand ke paas chut nhi hai, Iski to maa kaa bhosda wagera wagera....

Jitu gubbare ki tarah gusse se bhar gya..

Idhar scooty ki hawa bharne me time laga, Akash jakar pump laya, fir hawa bhari, usme time lag rha tha.

Dono sir bike sharing karte the aur ak hi bike se aate the..unme se Sanjay sir ki bus kaa time lagbhag fix tha, wo let nhi hona chahte the...

Iss liye unhone madam se kaha..

Sanjay_ Kiran, tum hawa dalwa kar aa jao, me let nhi hona chahta, mere sasural se kuchh mehman aane hai, agar let ho jaunga to biwi bewajah ladegi mujhse..

Kiran ne mayush, chehre se kaha, theek hai jaiye..

Dono ke jane ke baad Akash ne hawa bhar di aur wo bhi apna bag aur pump utha ke chal dia..

Udhar jese hi Kiran Akeli huyi..

Jitu ne uska rasta rok lia...

Kiran_ Jitu mera rasta chhodo..

Jitu_ tune aaj mere sath achcha nhi kia, bahut upsabhdo kaa prayog kia mere liye aur mere maa baap ke liye..

Mene ak chhota saa majak hi to kia tha..



Idhar Rahul mujhe call karta hai..

Me_ Bol?

Rahul_ Kaand hone wala hai

Me_ Kesa kaand?

Rahul_ Jitu ne Kiran ki gaadi rok di hai Sankul ke bahar..

Me_ tune samjhaya nhi use?

Rahul_ mene to samjhaya lakin Vishal, Manish, Sandeep, In teeno ne use itna uksaya ki wo maana hi nhi...

Me_ chal ruk me aadhe raste hun wapas aata hun...

Rahul_ theek hai...

Idhar Kiran aur Jitu..

Kiran_ Majak kisi ke ango ke baare me bolna tumhen majak lagta hai..

Jitu_ mere bol dete se tere pati kaa lund chhota bada ho jayega kyaa..jo hai wahi rahega naa, hume thode hi pata hai, uska Chhota hai yaa nunnu hai...

Kiran_ Battmiz tujhe apni teacher se aur ak aurat se baat karne ki tameez nhi hai...



Jitu_ Had to tune paar ki, aur tameez mujhe sikha Rahi hai... mujhe lagta hai chote nunnu kaa pati mil gyaa tujhe, tabhi itna bura laga...

Kiran_Apni had paar mat kar londe...

jitu_ tera pati namard hai kyaa? tabhi tere bachche nhi hai saadi ke itne saal baad bhi...

Itna sunte hi, Kiran aag babula ho gayi, aur usne ak chatak se chankat rashid kar di, Jitu ko....



Jitu jhalla uthata hai iss thapad se, aur kiran se bol pada...

Jitu_ Dekh agar ye thappad wali baat mere dost Jay ko pata chali to wo tujhe raand ki tarah chodega...

Uska lund nhi loda hai 10 inch kaa musal, teri chut maar ke uska bhosda bana dega...

wese bhi tere pati kaa to chhota saa nunnu hai, hai naa?

Itne me Kiran ne use ak thappad aur laga dia...

Jitu_ tu aaj ghar nhi Jaa payegi, tujhe me jinda nhi chodunga..

wo ye backchodi kar hi rha tha, me waha pahuch gyaa...

Me_ Jitu, tujhe samjhaya tha naa ki iss baat ko aur nhi khichna hai...

Jitu_ Lakin ye?

Me_ Tu chutiya ho gyaa hai kyaa bey, tujhe bhadkane walo ko to me maa chod dunga, lakin tu mere samjhane ke baad bhi backchodi kar rha hai...

chal nikal ghar jaa, Rahul ise lekar 9 2 11 ho, aur ab koi harkat mat kar dena, warna mere hato pitega ye...

Rahul_ theek hai..

Idhar Kiran mujhe dekh rahi thi..

Me_ Sorry ma'am aap jaiye please, aur bachcha samajh ke maaf kar dijiyega...

Kiran_ tumme aur usme koi farak nhi hai, tum bhi usi nali ki paidaish ho..

Me_ aap baat naa badaye, me vinamrata ke sath apse sorry bol rha hun...

wo mujhe gusse se dekhtey huye boli..

Kiran_dekh lungi tum dono ko me...ye tumhara gaanv hai, iss liye itna एड rhe ho...Aao kabhi mere city, tumhen batati hun...

Me_ Aap jaiye madam kha maa kha baat mat bataiye...

Kiran_ me baat bada rahi hun...

Me_ me hath jod kar apse nivedan kar rha hu, ki jaiye..

Kiran_ Teri to bahaduri ke kisse mashur hai, aur tu to jab se aaya hai sorry sorry bole jaa rha hai dar gyaa kyaa..

Tujhe dar hai naa ki me kal apne pati ko laungi yaha..

bol, tera dost to pitega hi sahi, tu bhi pitega..

Me_ Suniye Kiran Tyagi ji, jakar apne pati se puch lijiyega, agar 2-2 hath karne kaa dam hai unme, to me khud tumhare city, jo ki mere liye bas ak bada gaanv hai, akele aa jaunga..ukhad lena jo ukhad sakti ho...

Chalo ab jao, bahut backchodi ho gayi..

wo gusse me chali gayi..me pedal pedal chal dia ghar ki aur, aage jakar mujhe Jitu aur Rahul mil gye, wo raste me ruk kar mera wait kar rhe the..

jitu_ tune uss raand ko sorry kyun bola 

Me_ Abey gandu wo teacher hai, aur galti teri hai uski nhi, class me ulte sidhe comment karne ki kyaa jarurat thi?

Rahul _ chal chhod naa yaar...

Me_ iss chutiye ke chakkar me, mera ghar nikala ho jayega..pahle hi mere sambhandh mere ghar walo se achche nhi hai..agar ye mere ghar tak aayi to dadi mera saman ghar se bahar fenk degi..

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Rahul_ Chal ab tu shant ho jaa yaar Jay..

Me_ Jitu, tu khud per control karna sikh yaar, hum tere dost hai, tujhe samjha rhe hai, lakin tu manta nhi hai....

Agar usne security officer complaint kar di, aur ak bachcha bhi uske favor me gawahi de gyaa, to gandi baal sudhar grah bhej denge tujhe, fir waha ladte rahna apni gaand thukai bachane ke liye, Senior ladko se..

Jitu_ Sorry yaar...

Me_ Gandu yahi sorry agar use bol deta to wo bawal to nhi काटती ab pata nhi kal kyaa karegi wo...

Rahul_ jo hoga dekh lenge Jay..

Me_ Bhosdike tera to koi roll hi nhi hai isme, ab tu apni tang fate me mat daal, dur reh iss matter se..

Aur tu Jitu apni maa yaa baap, jisse teri पटती ho...uske kaan me baat daal dena, jo bhi Aaj tune kaand kia hai uska....

Aur haa maderchod mujhe villain mat bana dena teri story kaa khud ko bachane ke चक्कर me...

Jitu_ Theek hai...

Hum baatchit karte huye ghar पहुंच gye, mene muh hath dhoya, aur me let kar aaram karne laga...

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Tabhi dadaji aaye mere room me, kyaa baat hai aa gya mera Babbar Sher..

Me_ Haa, aa gyaa lakin apse naraj hun me.

Dadaji_ mujse kyun bhala?

Me_ Kyunki ki aap mujhe aadhi adhuri baat batate ho, abhi bhi apne kuchh chije chipa rakhi hai..

Dadaji_ jese ki?

Me_ Jese ki apki 2 betiyan bhi hai, wo apse nafrat karti hai, Gafur ke bhatije wale kaand ke baad..
Iss liye aap usse badla chahte ho..

Dadaji_ me tujhe kai wajah bata chuka hun, filhal to me tere liye Samosa chole laya hun, ye khaa..

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