15-08-2026, 04:10 AM
46 Jaana tune nahi jaana
UPDATE 46
Phir wo chali gai or main mittan ke ghar ki taraf chala gaya................
Ab aage:-
Main mittan ke ghar per......saale ab pini band kar or chal 5 pudiya xxxxxx laker deni h use.
Mittan...... do glass ? tu bhi le le phir chalte h.
Main janta tha ye aise nhi manega to do glass ? hum dono ne liye or mittan ne 50000 liye apne saath or chal diye ek badmashi ke adde pe jahan nase ka maal milta tha.
Us adde pe ek mota or kala sa aadmi gale mein sone ki ek moti chain, haato mein mote se do sone ke kadye pehn ker betha tha aur uska naam Parkud tha, mittan ko dekhker bola.......aao mittan kya mangta h tu.
Mittan ne use 5 xxxxccxx.pudiya maangi to uske ek aadmi ne wo pudiya hame lake di.
Parkud...... 50000 hazar.
Main....itne pese in chhoti se pudiya ke, to parkud meri taraf ghoorker dekhne laga.
Mittan hum dono ko dekhte huye......are bhai, ye phali baar aaya h is yahan ka kuch malum nahi, mittan ne Jeb se pese nikalker dete huye kaha.
Usne 50000 hajar liye or hum bahar aa gaye.
Main .......yaar Tara to mujhe in sab ke 10 hazar de rahi h to isne 50 hazar kyu liye.
Mittan......kuch jhol h ya to wo jhoot bol rahi h ya uske saath koi khel, khel raha h.
Mene use uska phone waapis dete. Huye kaha... mittan bahi tu mere liye itna kuch kyu kar raha h ye phone ab mujhe nahi chahiye,mene dusra phone jo meri jaana ne Diya use dikhate huye kaha....ye memsahab ne mujhe diya h ye tu waapis rakh le ab.
Mittan mujhe gusse se.....ek to tu mujhe bahi kehna band kar, main tera koi bahi nahi or behnchud meri dosti koi gaajer-muli nahi jo kaati or phenk di. Mene pyaar se phone leke diya tha, ab memsahab ke liye to meri gaand pe laat maar raha h.
Main iske pyaar mein pareshan or quraban bhi tha...........yaar tu kyu bura Manta h, tu hi mera saccha dost h, teri dosti per to 100 memsaab quabaan h.
Mittan....ha ha mujhe pata h sab, tu apni memsahab ka aashiq deewana. Ja jeet le uska dil aur bana le use apna.
Main....thik h jyada maskhara mat kar or mujhe chhod de mere ghar. Hum apne ghar ki taraf chal diye.
Main Ghar per aaya to aata chaaki ek tej awaaz se chal rahi thi, Kamna or Gori dono aata chakki ki machine ke peechhe aata pisne ka kaam kar rahi thi. Mujhe dekhker Kamna.....lo security officer bhi aa gai.
Gori ne bhi mujhe dekha .....iska danda to h nahi iske paas. Or dono hasne lagi.
Main kamre ke bahar aaya to Savita mujhe dekhker.....aa gaye babu, main abhi khana laga deti hu.
Main....thik h, laga do.
Savita.....babu chudhary sahab aaye the unhone saath wale plaat ki safai karwa di h or kaha h ki kal se plaat per kaam bhi shuru ho jaayega.
Main......thik h ye to acchi baat h. Per ek baat mujhe bhi batani h, tabhi kamre se Kamna or Gori bhi aa gai.
Savita .... Kya baat h babu.
Main.....main ab kabhi kabhi hi yahan per aaya krunga.
Savita...kyu kya hua Babu, hamse koi galti ho gayi kya.
Kamna or Gori meri taraf dhyaan se dekhne lagi ki main kya khana chata hu.....tumhe to pata hi h ki mujhe memsahab ne bodyguard bana diya h to mujhe ab unke saath unki raksha ke liye unke saath rahna hoga.
Kamna utsukta se ........raksha or memsahab ki use kon uthaker le jaanewala h.
Gori.... rhoge kahan per or khoge kahan or dudh kahan se piyoge.
Mere saamne itne maal or inke sawaal.........wo memsahab ke ghar per ek kamra mujhe rahne ke liye denge to.......
Kamna....to wahin rahoge, or hame bhul jayoge.
Main.......aesi baat nahi h, main wahan kaam karta hu, jab kaam nahi hoga to main ghar aa jaya karunga. Vese bhi yahan jaghe kam..............
Meri baat puri hone se phale hi Kamna............maa, mujhe khana nahi khana or main sone Jaa rahi hu, ye kahker wo kamre mein chali gai.
Savita.......kar diya na Babu bechari ko naraz, main bhi khana banti hu ab, ye kahker Savita bhi chulhe ke paas chali gai.
Gori mere paas khadi thi to main use dekhne laga is umeed se ki wo un dono ko samjhye, wo mujhe dekhte huye, Savita se boli....kaki mein kuyen se paani laati hu or wo bhi chali gai.
Mene sab ko naraz kar diya tha to Mera wahan rukne ka Mann nahi kiya to main bhi Savita se ......main aabhi aaya, yeh kahker main bhi chala gaya.
Picche se Savita.....are babu kahan jaa rahe ho, khana to kha lo.
Main apne ghar ki gali se hote hua chala gaya. Aage jaaker main Motilal ke ghar ke paas aa gaya to Suman ghar ke bahar hi khadi thi, mujhe dekh kar...,.waah aaj kiski yaad aai jo idher aa gaye ho tum.
Main.......is gali se jaayo to kya tumhara hi ghar aata h kya.
Suman.......mene kaha tha na ki agar tum gussa karoge to main thumahra.......
Tabhi Suman ke bete ki patni Razi uske ghar se bahar darwaza per aaker....mummy aaj Kya banayu. Phir usne dekha ki main samne khada hu. To Suman ki taraf dekhne lagi.
Suman .....moti lal ander h, jayo razi unko bula layo.
Razi.....ji mummy.
Suman mujhe hontho ko daanto mein dabate huye mujhe dekhati rahi, moti lal bahar aaya to mujhe dekhker......mithan tum, aayo naa ander. Suman tab tak ander chali gai.
Main......nahi yaar main bas thoda gumne jaa raha tha. Phir kabhi aayunga.
Moti lal....aise kese us din party per tum nahi aaye aaj to aana hi hoga.
Ab moti lal jor de raha h to main....thik h chal phir or main uske ghar, ghar kya ek kamra hi tha to ander aa gaya.
Kamre ke becho-beech ek chadar se us kamre ke do bhaag kiye huye the jise dekhker main Motilal se......ye kya h.
Motilal...yaar, us taraf mere beta or uski patni sote h or is taraf main or teri bhabhi.
Main...... achcha ye baat h.
Suman ghar ke picchwale darwaze se aangan ki taraf chali gai thi.
Motilal mujhse ......chal tujhe dikata hu apne bete ka kamra, usne chadder uthi or dusri taraf aa gaya, main bhi uske saath aa gaya, uski Bahu chulhe ke paas bethi thi or uska beta Bhali ek glass mein daaru dalker pee raha tha. Humye dekhkar jaldi se wo bottle ko chhupane laga tha Motilal usse.....arye isse chhupane ki zarurat nahi h, ye apna bhai h.
Bhali....... accha to aap bhi aa jaye kaka do glass le le.
Motilal mere aane se jaan gaya tha ki Suman use ab peene se nahi rokeygi..... haan bana mera bhi.
Mene bhali ki lugai ki taraf dekha jo itni sunder to nahi thi per uske nen-naksh achchhe the. Sabse jyada uski aankhein bhut mast thi, uski aankhon ko dekh ker Aisa lagta tha, jese wo mujhe kah rahi ho, aayo or mujhe abhi chod do. Main bhi wahin unke saath zameen per bichchhe gadde per beth gaya.
Bhali jo phale se hi bhut nashe mein tha usne apni lugai se do glass or liye or usme daaru daalker di. Motilal or main peene lage. Wo bottle khatam to dusri phir tisri. Dono baap beta bhut nashe mein ho gaye or aanap shnaap bakne lage.
Mujhe aaj nasha hi nhi ho raha tha kyuki Mera Dil to Savita, Kamna or Gori ke naraz hone se phale hi dukhi tha or dukh mein kabhi bhi daaru ka nasha nahi hota chhaye jitni bhi pee lo.
Savita bhi idher aa gai or Motilal ko uthakar apni taraf le jaate huye.....harami jab bhut pee leta h to kya bol raha h, iska bhi hosh nahi rahta tujhe.
Mene dekha bhali gadde per hi behosh pad gaya h. Khana to un dono ne khaya hi nahi tha, to main bhi Jaane ke liye uthne laga to razi mujhse.....kaka aap to khana kha le, inka to roz ka h.
Usne mujhe khana diya or main khana khate huye razi ko dekhne lgta or wo bhi mujhe dekhti or halki si hasne lag jaati. Hum jab se daaru pee rahe the tab si hi main use baar baar dekh raha tha or isi bich mera land kab meri pants mein khada ho gaya mujhe pata nahi chala, jise razi ne dekh liya tha isliye wo baar baar mujhe dekhker hans rahi thi.
Khana khane ke baad main khada hua to mujhe pata chala ki saala mera haarmkhore land khada h. Mene razi ki taraf dekha to wo saari ke palu ko apne daanto mein lekar apni aankhon se mere land ko ghoore jaa rahi thi.........................


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