14-08-2026, 08:12 PM
Part 36
Ufff...
Wo uska blouse tha, jo usne madmasti me utaar feka tha. Wo abtak wahi farsh par pada tha.
Darsal kitchen me aakar bhabhi jaldbaaji me apna blouse pahanana hi bhool gayi thi. Wo waise hi kaam me lagi rahi. Darsal wo itni der se blousless thi ki, uski body ke upari hisse ko binakapade wali feeling hi naa mehsoos hui.
Kalu ne usko pakad liya tha.
Wo pada huaa blouse dekhte hi Bhabhi ne chalang lagaakar turant wo blouse utha liya. Aur lajja se mooh chupaate hue turant pahan lene lagi.
Ladkhadate hue shabdo me wo boli.
Bhabhi- Ufff..ohhh no. Yee.....Aap jaisa soch rahe hai aisa kuch nahi....paani lagne ki wajah se nikaal diya tha. Dusara blouse laane hi jaa rahi thi ki Golu kaa call Aya tha. Uss se baat karte karte mai bhool hi gayi. Tabtak aap padhaare.
Kalu apni hasi ko rokte hue turant bhabhi ki baat ko maan gaya.
Kalu- Aur nahi toh kaa hoga? Bheeg hi jaayega naa. Isiliye keh rahe hai kitna bartan dho rahi ho?......Achaa..waise birjuwa ne paan khaya kya bhabhi? Ki mai de aau?
Bhabhi- Khaa liya unhone.
Sharmidgi aur pachtawe ki awaj me bhabhi ne jawab diya.
Ye sunkar kalu gaalo me hass gaya.
Kalu- Acha? Khaa liya sasure ne. Aaj kaa paan wo jindagi bhar naa bhool paayega lagata hai. Ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Jee?
Bhabhi ne ab poora blouse pahan liya tha.
Kalu- Kuch nahi..kuch nahi...bhabhi jee ye lijiye aap...."cud-dring" pi lijiye...
Aisa bolkar usne fir se glass bhabhi ke mooh par tika diya.
Khasne ke baad bhabhi ko kuch peena toh tha.
Bhabhi fir se mooh lagakar ek sip pine lagi.
Kalu- Aap aram se pi lijiye. Mai pakadta hu aise.
Aisa bolkar wo fir se bhabhi ke piche aane laga.
Bhabhi- Nahi nahi..aap glass yahi rakhiye... Mai pee lungi. Aur waise bhi aapko kaam nipta lena chahiye ab.
Kalu- Are..sabun ke hath se thodi pi lenge?
Bhabhi- Aji, glass hai. Hath se thodi pee rahi hu? Glass ganda ho gaya toh chalega.
Kalu- Nahi..nahi..ye glass toh fekna hi hai..uska kuch nahi..par sabun ke bass lag jayega cold drink me. Laayiye mai pakadta hu..app aram se pee le. Waise bhi tabtak hum paan khaa rahe hai. Akhir Aapka khana khakar aapko ye madad karna itna toh banta hi hai hamara.
Kalu birju thodi tha? Koi bhi faltu saa karan chipka kar wo bhabhi ke piche jakar hi mana.
Waise wo abhi filhaal toh gentle tha.
Bina koi shararat kiye, bich me distance rakh kar apna paan chabate hue wo piche se bhabhi ko cold drink pilane laga.
Bhabhi ne bhi baat ko simple rakhate hue ek sip le li.
Kalu- Kitni mehnat karte ho aap? Aur ye najook hath rukhe pad jayenge, itna bartan dhone lagi toh? Jara apne baare me bhi toh sochna chahiye insaan ko? Dekhe pasina pasina ho gayi hai aap bhabhi jee.
Bhabhi- Ab Ghar ka kaam toh karna hi padega naa?
Itne me kalu ne fir se glass aage kiya. Bhabhi ne aur 1 sip pi li.
Kalu- Par iss pasine me bhi aapke chehare par makkhi bhar bhi thakan nahi lag rahi..balki aapka chehara toh aur bhi chamak raha hai..ye kaise kar leti ho aap?
Bhabhi ne yuhi muskurakar sar hilaya.
Aurat ko uski tareef bha hi jaati hai akhirkaar.
Aur kalu ye ache se janata tha.
Harami ne ab baate banana shuru kiya tha. Khas karke bhabhi ke mehnat ki, uski khoobasoorti ki. Uski achaayi ki.
Kalu- Haa..aapne bhi sahi kaha. ye shadi ke baad bhabhiyon ko yahi karna padata hai. Warna apne babul ke ghar me, aur wu Scallege me, ye toh pari bankar udati firati rehati hai...bhabhi jee aap bhi bade scallege me gayi hogi naa?
Bhabhi- Scallege? College kehate hai usko. Aap bhi naa.
Kalu- Haa..wahi scallege.
Bhabhi iss baar has di.
Bhabhi- Haa..haa.. gayi thi...par mera thoda alag tha.
Kalu- Ye scallege me hota kaa hai? Kaa kaam hota hai waha?
Bhabhi- Are ye kya bol rahe ho aap? College me toh padhai hoti hai naa?
Kalu- Achaa..waha bhi padhai hoti hai kaa? Hame laga wo toh Patashala me hoti hai. Hame laga scallege bass jawan ladke ladakiyon ko ghumne firne ke liye hota hai..jab dekho tab ladke ladkiya ghumati firti hai.
Bhabhi- Haa..ha... jaise aapko pata hi nahi.
Kalu- Are nahi...nahi pata tha.
Kalu ne fir se glass aage kiya.
Bhabhi ne fir se sip pi li.
Kalu- Waise, scallege me toh aap aur khubsoorat rhi hongi naa?
Bhabhi ne ankhe badi kar ke kalu ko ek baar dekha.
Bhabhi- Aap kehna kya chahte ho? Ab nahi hu?
Kalu ye jawab sunkar khush ho gaya. Bhabhi ke expressions dekh kar use laga bhabhi bolegi- "fir se shuru ho gaye aap?"
Kalu- Are nahi nahi...hamra wo matlab nahi tha. Koi heroine bhi aapke samne fiki patti ki tarah dhul jaayegi. Aapka toh koi mukabla hai hi nahi. Humka bass laga scallege me??? Nahi nahi..ruke..aapne sahi kaha. Scallege se ab ye sthar aur bada ho gaya hai.
Bhabhi- What? Wo hello? What do you mean? Mai College me bhi utni hi khubsoorat thi...aap ek ladaki ke aare me aise kaise keh sakte ho?
Kalu ne aage zhukte hue kaan me dheeme se bola
Kalu- Nahi..nahi..sthar toh bada hai. Tab doodh jo nahi tha naa...
Usne ghuma firaakar fir se wahi entry marne ki koshish ki thi.
Magar bhabhi ne usko dant lagaate hue kaha.
Bhabhi- Shuttt. Up....aap fir se ....
Kalu- Are..majak kiya, majaakk...Waise aapne sahi kaha. Aapke khubsoorati ka koi mukabla, naa kabhi tha, naa koi hai, aur naa hi kabhi rahega.
Kalu ne charam tareef kaa payaas kiya.
Wo andar se toh khush thi, mgar usne chehare se koi reaction nahi diya.
Kalu- Bhabhi jee..kuch batayiye naa apne baare me... aapki pahale ki jindagi...aap kaise mile Ranaji se....
Bhabhi- Uss se aapko kya?
Kalu- Aise hi poocha...waise jab ranaji ne pahali baar dekha hoga aapko, wo toh laddu ban gaye honge naa? Waise bade ghusse wale hai..hame nahi lagata wo laddu aisa.
Bhabhi- Laddu? Inke toh hosh udd gaye the. Kuch bol hi nahi paa rahe the.
Kalu- Bilkul hamri tarah.
Bhabhi- Jee?
Kalu- Ajee yaad hai jab pahale din mili thi aap? Aapne aise dant lagaayi thi humka, ki hum bhi toh kuch bol hi nahi paaye the. Laga tha bahot hi khadus aurat hai. Par aap toh bilkul ulta nikali..badi hi pyaari....
Bhabhi- Achaa jeee...
Bhabhi ko uski inn meethi baaton ke piche ka raaj pata tha. Par wo thi toh ek aurat hi. Auraton ko aisi baate jitna karo utna kum.
Pati ki baat chidi, toh bhabhi ne toh bolna shuru kiya. Wo ab khulkar puraane kisse kholne lagi. Kaise uska pati uspar latthu huaa tha. Kaise college me ek ladka bhabhi ko dekhte dekhte khambe se jakar takraya tha. kaise uske pati ne pyaar ka ijahaar kiya tha..idhar udhar ki baate..hasi majak wali baate..saheliyon ki baate..bhabhiyon ki baate.
Ek sip leti, fir aur baate karti. Fir bartan bhi dhone lagi.
Yahi mouka dekh ke kalu ab aage badha. Satik aate hi uske lund ka ubhaar bhabhi ke chutad par ragad kha gaya.
Wo birju nahi tha jo piche hokar bachne ki koshish kare..ye toh ulta jaan bujhkar apne Lund ko seedha rakhe intzaar kar raha tha.
Jaise hi wo lund chubh gya, bhabhi ne badi ankhe kar ke modkar dekha.
Kalu ne dhyaan hatane ke liye bola.
Kalu- Jara wo katori dijiyega...Ye paan bhigokar rakhana chahiye.
Darsal waise dekha jaay toh, kuch hi pal pahale yahi bhabhi itna unmadit thi ki unn dono ke samne nangi hokar ghum rahi thi. Yaha tak ki kalu ne bharpet chutad ko masal bhi dala tha. Aur ab usi kalu ko fir se shuru se shuruwat karni pad rahi thi.
Halke se touch ke liye bhi permission leni pad rahi thi. Yahi toh asali maja tha bhabhi ki iss raassleela ka.
Kalu- Wo sasura birju ko baar baar paan lagta hai. Wo bhi bada maharaja hi hai. Har baar taazha hi chahiye sasure ko. Yiih aise paani me bhigoye rakhane se paan taazha rehta hai.
Kalu katori me paan dubaate hue bolne laga.
Kalu- Harami bhi kum shoukin nahi hai.
Bhabhi- Par kum se kum kaam me toh lage hue hai. Kuch log hote hai sharif shoukin. Aapki tarah baat shoukin nahi.
Kalu- Sharif? Ha..ha..ha....ek number kaa darinda kahiye..darinda..Ari aapko kuch pata nahi.
Bhabhi- What? Haayeee...par aapne hi toh kaha tha bharose Layak hai...
Bhabhi dar gayi.
Kalu- Ari ghabraane ki baat nahi hai. Waisi baat nahi. Waise kaam me bharose layak hai. Bharose layak tog hai wo, par sharif kadapi nahi.
Bhabhi- Kya? Haayeee....kyu?
Kalu- Haannn...bhabhi, Dikhta ekdum garib aur sharmila sharif. Lekin andar se? Ek khunkhaar darinda. Ek number ka harami hai.
Bhabhi- Kya keh rahe ho?
Kalu- Aur nahi toh kaa? Ek baar hath me karobar aa jaawe, aur mahol uske jaisa ho, toh uske andar ka shaitan bahar aa jata hai. Wo utna hi badmash ban jata hai.
Bhabhi- Haayeee..re..dayaa..
Kalu- Ab kaa bataye bhabhi jee? Ek baar kya huaa, uske malik ne suna di usko. Thodi der baad ye hasta huaa malik ke pass gaya, aur usko doodh dete hue bola. " Malik ekdum taazha nikala huaa hai, pi lo." Malik khush hokar ghataghat nigal gaya. Par....
Bhabhi- Par kya?
Kalu- Iss harami ne uss doodh me bhains ke gobar ka tukda dala huaa tha.
Bhabhi- Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
Bhabhi ka mooh aisa hi ban gaya tha, jaise thodi der pahale Kalu ka moot chehare par padane par huaa tha.
Kalu- Haa..haa..ha..Sachi...Malik khushi se pikar nikal gaya. Upar se jaate wakat tareef kar ke gaya...birjuwa tumra jaisa koi nahi..Ha..ha..ha..haa..ha.
Bhabhi- Chiiii....yekkkkk...what the fuck...
Kalu- Agar sahib ka mood kharab ho gaya toh kaa kare kon jaane? Hai itna saa patla, lekin laathi ki tarah majboot hi sasura. Isko ghussa aa gaya toh tabele me bhainson ka toh janaaja khada kar deta hai. Fir kaa....poora ghussa bhaison par nikalta hai.
Bhabhi- KYA? Bhaison par? Unn bejuban masoomon ka kya kasoor? Wo unhe kyu pareshan karta hai?
Kalu- Harami malik ki gairmoujudgi me yo lathiya barsata hai ki kaa hi bataaye?
Bhabhi- Kya? Sach? Haaye ree...
Kalu- Aapko bataye....Harami jaan bujhkar unke Than ko aise pichkata hai ki bhains moo-moo ki jagah bho- bho bhonkna shuru kar deti hai.
Bhabhi 'Than' sunte hi sharminda ho gayi.
Magar uski darindagi bhari harakate sunkar wo poochne lagi.
Bhabhi- Ufff..ummhhh...Kya sach me?
Kalu- Haa..Bada kasai jaisa doodh nikalta hai. Khinch-taani aise karega, jaise unki chuchiya tod dega. Aur choti Than wali ka toh ho gaya samajho. Uske than toh aise khinchega jaise choti than ke liye saja de raha ho. khinch khinch kar 1 hapte me apne jaise bana leta. Apne jaisa matlab usko bade Than wali badi pasad hai.
Bhabhi ye sunkar badi sharminda thi, magar wo Birju ko dantne lagi.
Bhabhi- Kya battamiz insan hai...
Kalu- Battamiz? Bada hi battamiz insaan hai. Ek baar toh Hadd ki kar daali thi. Ghusse se kuch naa huwa gawa toh khujali ki zhaad patii laga di bhanson ki stan par.
Bhabhi- Kya?...what???
Ye sunkar pata nahi bhabhi ke nipple par kyu khujali si mehsoos ho gayi. Par wo sehemkar sunane lagi.
Kalu- Haa..ha..Khujali...poora tabela mooo..mooo se gunj utha tha..ha..ha..ha..sabke 'Than' ko thanda paani se dhona pada...tab jaake tabele me awaj kum ho gayi.
Bhabhi- Haayee..re...dayyaa...kasai kahi kaa.
Kalu- Ha sasura ..ulti khopdi ka hai...Par pata hai bhabhi? Uss din uss harami ko 5ltr doodh jyada mil gaya...ha..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Chup rahe..aapko hasi suj rah hai? Aap bhi naa...
Kalu- Are sach Mai.. Mai bhi tha uske tabele me uss din..poora tabela naach utha tha...ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Kaise ho aap?...Aap has rahe ho? Unn bichaariyon ka toh haal bhi socha nahi jaa raha muhse...Aap log kya samjhoge unka dard?
Kalu- Haa ..sahi kaha..wo hame kaisan maloom padega? Wo toh aapko ko jyada pata hoga...
Bhabhi sharm se fool gayi.
Bhabhi- Chup rahe..ek toh masoom janawaron par aise atyaachaar karte ho, aur yaha uspar hasi majak udaa rhe ho?
Kalu- Are..aap humko kaahe kos rahi ho..wo toh usne kiya tha.
Bhabhi- Jo bhi ho. Waise aapka hi dost hai naa? Aapko samjhana chahiye naa? Haayeee...baat karne se toh aisa bilkul nahi lagata...
Kalu- Wahi toh naa!! Bada harami hai. Waise bada sharmila aur shant hai..par suna hai jo aise log hote hai wo aksar ghar jakar apni biwiyon par ghussa nikalte hai. Ye sasura apni bhaison par nikalta hai. Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Haayee..bichaari unhone kya kiya hai? Unhi par toh iska dhanda chalta hai, ghar chalta hai. Kum se kum ye baat toh jaan leni chahiye unhe? Aapko toh apne dost ko rokna chahiye.
Kalu- Wahi toh kar raha hu. Aap bhi samhalkar rahiyega.
Bhabhi- Kya? Mai? Mai kyu rahu? Mera kya talluk inn sab se?
Kalu- Are hai...kaha jata hai jo jyada uchalte rahate hai, Wai jyada dabaaye jaate hai.
Bhabhi ye sunte hi sehma gayi.
Kalu- Aur jaisa ki humne pahale hi kaha ki, bade Than wali badi pasand hai use.
Bhabhi- What? Ye kya battamiz bol rahe hai aap? Maar khaoge aap...shut uppp...fr se whi bakwas shuru ki aapne?
Kalu- Nahi hai kya aap? Tab toh aur darne ki jaroorat hai...choti Than wali ka toh aur bura haal kar deta hai wo..
Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Shut upp...ekdum chup rahiye..Aap nikle...nikle kitchen se....
Kalu- Are majak kiya bhabhi jee..majak....ha..ha..ha..
Kalu hasne laga...
Bhabhi- Aap bhi naa. Ab ekdum chup go jaaye..muzhe aur kuch nahi sunana.
Kalu- Wo chode...aap ye culdring pi lijiye..dekhe kaise paseena paseena ho chuke ho..aur aapki sanse bhi badh gayi hai.
Aisa bolkar usne glass bhabhi ke mooh ko le jaakar chipkaya.
Bhabhi ne bina kuch kahe ek sip le li.
Kalu- Waise brtan dhone ke kaam se sanse fooli hai aapki? yaa fir bhaison ki halat ko yaad kar ke?
Bhabhi- Chup rahe aap...ekdum chup.
Kalu- Thik bhabhi....Par Sasura bhi bada akram-chakram hai..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Haa..Akhir dost kiska hai?
Kalu- Ummhhh..aap bhi baato me pakad leti ho. Par kuch bhi kahe...sasura kaam me bada halka hai. Doodh toh yu nikalta hai ki dekhte dekhate balti bhar deta hai.. bhains ki waha har nas ko janata hai. Harami ache se janata hai konsi nass dabani hai. Pata hai uske hato se doodh nikaalte hi bhains ka doodh badh jata hai..Ha..ha..ha..
Ye sab baate sunkar pata nahi kyu bhabhi ke anar ek ajeeb si chul mach gayi thi?
Jaise bina chuwe apne aap uski chuchiya khadi ho gayi thi. Aur uska chehara aisa ban gaya tha, jaise Birju sakshaat uska hi doodh nikalne aa raha hai.
Kalu- Are..aap kaha kho gayi? Hum birju ki tareef suna rahe hai.
Bhabhi- Chup rahe..ye tareef thodi hai? Wo asylum kar raha hai bhaison par..aur aap tareef samajh rahe ho?
Kalu- Aslam? Yi kaa hota hai?
Bhabhi- Aap rehne do..Are atyachaar kar raha hai wo bebas janawaron par.
Kalu- Are...iii toh kuch bhi nahi hai...usne aur khatarnaak karnaame kiye hai...aap ko ab kaa bataye??
Itna bolkar kalu kuch yaad kar ke apne aap me hasta raha.
Bhabhi ne thoda intzaar kiya..par kalu aage bol hi nahi raha tha..toh bhabhi khud bol padi.
Bhabhi- Jaise ki?
Kalu- Haa?
Bhabhi- Are jaise ki? Aap kuch bata rahe the naa? Aur karnaame...
Kalu- Are rahane de..bahot gaali dogi aap use.
Bhabhi- Haa..toh wo usike layak hai..Aap bataaye....
Kalu- Are kaa baataye aapko sasura. Bada hi madarchod insan hai.
Bhabhi- Chiii..Stop...aapko kuch tameez?
Kalu- Ariii..iss se kuch nahi hota...aap sunoge toh aap khud yahi gaali doge.
Bhabhi- Chiii..chup rahe..
Kalu- "Nahi...sach bol raha hum.
Darsal uss din yu huaa ki bhains ne saaf inkaar kiya doodh dene se. Pahale toh sasure ne poora prayas kiya pyaar se samjhane kaa. Fir laath bhi bahot khaayi. Kuch nahi toh fir bhains ko behlaya, peet thapthapaayi, yaha waha khujaya, Bhar bhar ke bhusa khilaya. Akhir sasure ne haath bhi jode...par uss din wo bhains maanane ko tayaar hi nahi thi. Akhir jab wo baithkar doodh nikal raha tha to uss bhains ne yu ghumakar laath mari ki balti 4 kos door jakar toot gayi. Ab lekin birjuwa apna Ata-pata kho baitha. Ghusse se wo utha aur seedha andar gaya. Andar se aate wakt 2 doodh ke cane sath laya. Dono cane ko aise taise bhains ke dono pairo me band diya. Fir hasta hua uth khada huaa.. Aur...Aur..."
Kalu ne awaj ko gehra kar liya aur bhabhi ki taraf dekha. Bhabhi aise sun rahi thi jaise koi thriller kahani sun rahi ho.
Kalu- Aur..fir..Aur ...fir..
Bhabhi- Are kya? Bataayiye naa..
Kalu- Bhabhi jee..Usne khada hokar apne jeb me hath dala. Aur Jeb se hath nikala. Pata hai uske hath me kya tha?
Bhabhi sans rokkar sun rahi thi.
Bhabhi- Kya?
Kalu- Uske hath me Thi 2 lal Mirch.
Bhabhi- What????Haayeee....kya?
Dar se bhabhi ke mooh se aaahhh nikal gayi.
Kalu- Haa..haa.. Lal Mirchi...Aur abhi toh sune...Fir uss harami ne mirchiyon ko aage se halka tod diya. Aur seedha piche se bhains ki chut me ghused diya..
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ke mooh aisi Si-Si-Si nikali ki jaise usne khud mirchi chakh li.
Sanse foolakar bhabhi bol padi.
Bhabhi- What?????????oh my god.....Chiiiiiiiiii..ye kya bata rahe hai? Nahi..aisa nahi ho sakta? Aisa thodi?....Matlab aisa kon karta hai? Wo kya pagal hai kya? Aur chiii...aap kaisi bhasha bol rahe ho?
Kalu- Arii..aapko bhasha ki padi hai? Uss bhains ki soche..
Bhabhi- Wahi toh keh rahi hu...aisa kon karta hai? Sach me wo pagal hai kya? Hame toh yakin hi nahi ho raha....zhoot lag raha hai...kahi aap zhoot toh nahi bata rhe ye sab?
Kalu- Hum kaahe zhoot bole? Nahi pooch rahe hai, humka kaa zaroorat?
Bhabhi- Haaayeee...re...dayyaa...ye toh hadd ho gayi...nahi nahi hadd ke paar ho gayi...uffff...bada hi kasai nikla. Pagal kahi kaa? Aisa kon karta hai? Battamiz...
Kalu- Dekha? Aapko bhi galiya dene kaa man kara naa? Ariii bhabhi, Jaisi hi chut...
Kalu yahi ruk gaya..fir bhabhi ko dekh kar fir bola.
Kalu- saariii...sariii..jaisi hi waha mirchiya lagi, wo bhains aise pagal hokar nachane lagi, ki kamar tak chalange marne lagi. Bchaari....Uske pair patkaane se wo pair me bandhi doodh ki Cane thadathad bajne lage. Agal 1 ghanta tak uss tabele me jaise Band-Baja baj rha tha. Aur ye harami 1 ghante tak wahi baithe rehkar Cane ki wo awaje sunta raha.
Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Haayeee....Aap has rahe hai?
Kalu- Kaa kare? Iski aisi harkate dekhkar yahi prashn hai ki hase yaa roye? Kyunki yaha bhi usko hi laabh huaa. 1 ghante ke baad uss bhains ne aaj tak 1 bhi laath naa maari. Aur jab chaahe tab doodh deti hai..ha..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Chup rahe aap...bichari bhains...aapko kya? Waise najook part pe mirchiya kaise koi laga sakta hai? Kahe jara unhe ki himmat hai toh 1 mirchi mooh me rakh ke dikhaaye? Andar ki poori mardaani bahar aa jayegi 1 minute me. Bebas bandhi hui bhains par mardangi dikhate hai....
Kalu- Haa..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Aap chup rahe..aap bhi waise hi hai..saare mard waise hi hote hai..
Kalu- Are humne kya kiya hai? Humne konsi mirchi ghusayi thi? Ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Shut up..saare mard aise hi hote hai...battamiz, janwar, gande, darinde...
Kalu- Haa..ab baat samajh aayi aapki. Aapke pati bhi kum chakram nahi hai. Poore 5 din tak aapki gand me Poonch dalkar rakhi thi. Isiliye aap itna chidhi hui hai mardon par.
Kalu ke mooh se ye sunte hi bhabhi ekdum se Shimla chali gayi. Waha jo bhi uske sath huaa tha wo sab 1 hi pal me yaad aya usko.
Kalu ke mooh se ye sunkar wo lajaa se bhar gayi, aur apna mooh chupa liya.
Magar thodi der me fir se saare mardon ko kosne lagi.
Bhabhi- Shut up..aap bakwas naa kare. Sab ke sab mard aise hi hote hai. Hawas ke rakshas. Dusaron ki baat kar rahe hai? aap thodi kum ho kisise? Muzh pata hai jaanbujhkar moote the aap. Dhongi Baba kahi ke.
Bhabhi use itna kos rahi thi jaise birju ne uske andar hi mirchi daali ho.
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Par scene yahi toh tha! Kalu ki inn baato ne bhabhi ke upar kuch jyada hi prabhaav dala tha. Wo hadd se jyada chal-bichal ho gayi thi, Hadd se jyada pareshan ho gayi thi. Lagata hai iss baat ko usne kuch jyada hi personally liya tha. Yaa fir iss submissive baat ne uske andar ek alag si aag zhonk di thi?
Chahe kuch bhi ho, inn baato se bhabhi ki tabiyat aur mijaj kuch jyada hi badala hua saa lagane laga tha.
Wo poori lal- gulaabi ho gayi thi, uski sanse fool rahi thi. Unn sason ko kaabu me laane ke liye usko apni chaati fulaani pad rahi thi. Ajeeb si bachaini se kamar ko lachkaya jaa raha tha, Ajeeb si gudgudi se pet ko sikud liya jaa raha tha. Chehare par kabhi ghussa chadh raha tha, toh kabhi wo romachit hokar sehem jaa rahi thi. Ghusse se bartan kabhi jor se patkaye jaane lage, toh kabhi excitement se uske hath se bartan fisalne lage the. Use khud pata nahi chal raha tha, ki uske andar kya chal raha hai?
Par kuch bhi ho..Kalu ki inn teekhi baato ne bhabhi ki chut ke vishesh andruni hisse par mirchi laga di thi. Jo use ajeeb si khujali ho rahi thi. Wo uske samne apni chut ko khuja bhi nahi sakti thi. Bass chu chu karte pair ko patak kar uski baato me romanchit hui jaa rahi thi.
Bhabhi ki ye chalbichal aur patak dekh kalu thoda der bina baat kiye waise hi khada raha.
Kuch der bass bartan ki patak patak awaj hoti rahi.
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Fir intajaar kar ke bhabhi ne hi uss shantata ko khatm kiya.
Bhabhi- Waise aap thik hi keh rahe the. Muzhe uss se thoda bachke hi rehna chahiye.
Kalu romanchit hokar itni badi ankhe kar ke bhabhi ke bade mumon ko dekhane laga.
Kalu- Dekha..kaha tha naa.
Tabhi bhabhi ne apna pallu bich odh lete hue apni naak chadha li.
Bhabhi- hunnn...aap bhi naa...
Fir bebasi ki mudra banakar keh di..
Bhabhi- Uske liye nahi...Mai toh unse business ki bhagidari ki baate karne lagi thi.
Kalu- Bisiness? Konsa bisiness?
Bhabhi dhadamm se reality me aa gayi. Wo apani baat ko sawarte hue boli.
Bhabhi- Kuch nahi..kuch nahi.
Kalu- Naahi naahi..kuch toh hai..bata dijiye..
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Tabhi ekdum se bhabhi ko kuch bada jaroori yaad aya.
Bhabhi- Waise ek minute....Business se yaad aya. Aapki toh ab khair nahi. Jara ye bhi toh explain kijiye?
Kalu- Kaa?
Bhabhi - Suna hai bhaison ki kimate toh asman chu rahi hai. Toh muze bass 1500rs kaise diye?
Kalu- Kaa?
Bhabhi- Kaa-waaa kuch nahi..pahale muze aap ye bataaye. Aapne mere sath fraud kiya hai.
Ek ungali dikhaate hue bhabhi uski taraf ghum kar khadi ho gayi. Aur wo ankhe badi kar ke ghusse se poochne lagi.
Kalu iss prashn se hadbada gaya...
Wo ummm..hummmm..tummmm...karte bol pada.
Kalu- wo...hummmm...ahh...wo...
Bhabhi- Are kya Wo-Ummm-Hummm- tummm laga rakha hai? Pahale hamare prashn ka jawab dijiye.
To be continued...
Ufff...
Wo uska blouse tha, jo usne madmasti me utaar feka tha. Wo abtak wahi farsh par pada tha.
Darsal kitchen me aakar bhabhi jaldbaaji me apna blouse pahanana hi bhool gayi thi. Wo waise hi kaam me lagi rahi. Darsal wo itni der se blousless thi ki, uski body ke upari hisse ko binakapade wali feeling hi naa mehsoos hui.
Kalu ne usko pakad liya tha.
Wo pada huaa blouse dekhte hi Bhabhi ne chalang lagaakar turant wo blouse utha liya. Aur lajja se mooh chupaate hue turant pahan lene lagi.
Ladkhadate hue shabdo me wo boli.
Bhabhi- Ufff..ohhh no. Yee.....Aap jaisa soch rahe hai aisa kuch nahi....paani lagne ki wajah se nikaal diya tha. Dusara blouse laane hi jaa rahi thi ki Golu kaa call Aya tha. Uss se baat karte karte mai bhool hi gayi. Tabtak aap padhaare.
Kalu apni hasi ko rokte hue turant bhabhi ki baat ko maan gaya.
Kalu- Aur nahi toh kaa hoga? Bheeg hi jaayega naa. Isiliye keh rahe hai kitna bartan dho rahi ho?......Achaa..waise birjuwa ne paan khaya kya bhabhi? Ki mai de aau?
Bhabhi- Khaa liya unhone.
Sharmidgi aur pachtawe ki awaj me bhabhi ne jawab diya.
Ye sunkar kalu gaalo me hass gaya.
Kalu- Acha? Khaa liya sasure ne. Aaj kaa paan wo jindagi bhar naa bhool paayega lagata hai. Ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Jee?
Bhabhi ne ab poora blouse pahan liya tha.
Kalu- Kuch nahi..kuch nahi...bhabhi jee ye lijiye aap...."cud-dring" pi lijiye...
Aisa bolkar usne fir se glass bhabhi ke mooh par tika diya.
Khasne ke baad bhabhi ko kuch peena toh tha.
Bhabhi fir se mooh lagakar ek sip pine lagi.
Kalu- Aap aram se pi lijiye. Mai pakadta hu aise.
Aisa bolkar wo fir se bhabhi ke piche aane laga.
Bhabhi- Nahi nahi..aap glass yahi rakhiye... Mai pee lungi. Aur waise bhi aapko kaam nipta lena chahiye ab.
Kalu- Are..sabun ke hath se thodi pi lenge?
Bhabhi- Aji, glass hai. Hath se thodi pee rahi hu? Glass ganda ho gaya toh chalega.
Kalu- Nahi..nahi..ye glass toh fekna hi hai..uska kuch nahi..par sabun ke bass lag jayega cold drink me. Laayiye mai pakadta hu..app aram se pee le. Waise bhi tabtak hum paan khaa rahe hai. Akhir Aapka khana khakar aapko ye madad karna itna toh banta hi hai hamara.
Kalu birju thodi tha? Koi bhi faltu saa karan chipka kar wo bhabhi ke piche jakar hi mana.
Waise wo abhi filhaal toh gentle tha.
Bina koi shararat kiye, bich me distance rakh kar apna paan chabate hue wo piche se bhabhi ko cold drink pilane laga.
Bhabhi ne bhi baat ko simple rakhate hue ek sip le li.
Kalu- Kitni mehnat karte ho aap? Aur ye najook hath rukhe pad jayenge, itna bartan dhone lagi toh? Jara apne baare me bhi toh sochna chahiye insaan ko? Dekhe pasina pasina ho gayi hai aap bhabhi jee.
Bhabhi- Ab Ghar ka kaam toh karna hi padega naa?
Itne me kalu ne fir se glass aage kiya. Bhabhi ne aur 1 sip pi li.
Kalu- Par iss pasine me bhi aapke chehare par makkhi bhar bhi thakan nahi lag rahi..balki aapka chehara toh aur bhi chamak raha hai..ye kaise kar leti ho aap?
Bhabhi ne yuhi muskurakar sar hilaya.
Aurat ko uski tareef bha hi jaati hai akhirkaar.
Aur kalu ye ache se janata tha.
Harami ne ab baate banana shuru kiya tha. Khas karke bhabhi ke mehnat ki, uski khoobasoorti ki. Uski achaayi ki.
Kalu- Haa..aapne bhi sahi kaha. ye shadi ke baad bhabhiyon ko yahi karna padata hai. Warna apne babul ke ghar me, aur wu Scallege me, ye toh pari bankar udati firati rehati hai...bhabhi jee aap bhi bade scallege me gayi hogi naa?
Bhabhi- Scallege? College kehate hai usko. Aap bhi naa.
Kalu- Haa..wahi scallege.
Bhabhi iss baar has di.
Bhabhi- Haa..haa.. gayi thi...par mera thoda alag tha.
Kalu- Ye scallege me hota kaa hai? Kaa kaam hota hai waha?
Bhabhi- Are ye kya bol rahe ho aap? College me toh padhai hoti hai naa?
Kalu- Achaa..waha bhi padhai hoti hai kaa? Hame laga wo toh Patashala me hoti hai. Hame laga scallege bass jawan ladke ladakiyon ko ghumne firne ke liye hota hai..jab dekho tab ladke ladkiya ghumati firti hai.
Bhabhi- Haa..ha... jaise aapko pata hi nahi.
Kalu- Are nahi...nahi pata tha.
Kalu ne fir se glass aage kiya.
Bhabhi ne fir se sip pi li.
Kalu- Waise, scallege me toh aap aur khubsoorat rhi hongi naa?
Bhabhi ne ankhe badi kar ke kalu ko ek baar dekha.
Bhabhi- Aap kehna kya chahte ho? Ab nahi hu?
Kalu ye jawab sunkar khush ho gaya. Bhabhi ke expressions dekh kar use laga bhabhi bolegi- "fir se shuru ho gaye aap?"
Kalu- Are nahi nahi...hamra wo matlab nahi tha. Koi heroine bhi aapke samne fiki patti ki tarah dhul jaayegi. Aapka toh koi mukabla hai hi nahi. Humka bass laga scallege me??? Nahi nahi..ruke..aapne sahi kaha. Scallege se ab ye sthar aur bada ho gaya hai.
Bhabhi- What? Wo hello? What do you mean? Mai College me bhi utni hi khubsoorat thi...aap ek ladaki ke aare me aise kaise keh sakte ho?
Kalu ne aage zhukte hue kaan me dheeme se bola
Kalu- Nahi..nahi..sthar toh bada hai. Tab doodh jo nahi tha naa...
Usne ghuma firaakar fir se wahi entry marne ki koshish ki thi.
Magar bhabhi ne usko dant lagaate hue kaha.
Bhabhi- Shuttt. Up....aap fir se ....
Kalu- Are..majak kiya, majaakk...Waise aapne sahi kaha. Aapke khubsoorati ka koi mukabla, naa kabhi tha, naa koi hai, aur naa hi kabhi rahega.
Kalu ne charam tareef kaa payaas kiya.
Wo andar se toh khush thi, mgar usne chehare se koi reaction nahi diya.
Kalu- Bhabhi jee..kuch batayiye naa apne baare me... aapki pahale ki jindagi...aap kaise mile Ranaji se....
Bhabhi- Uss se aapko kya?
Kalu- Aise hi poocha...waise jab ranaji ne pahali baar dekha hoga aapko, wo toh laddu ban gaye honge naa? Waise bade ghusse wale hai..hame nahi lagata wo laddu aisa.
Bhabhi- Laddu? Inke toh hosh udd gaye the. Kuch bol hi nahi paa rahe the.
Kalu- Bilkul hamri tarah.
Bhabhi- Jee?
Kalu- Ajee yaad hai jab pahale din mili thi aap? Aapne aise dant lagaayi thi humka, ki hum bhi toh kuch bol hi nahi paaye the. Laga tha bahot hi khadus aurat hai. Par aap toh bilkul ulta nikali..badi hi pyaari....
Bhabhi- Achaa jeee...
Bhabhi ko uski inn meethi baaton ke piche ka raaj pata tha. Par wo thi toh ek aurat hi. Auraton ko aisi baate jitna karo utna kum.
Pati ki baat chidi, toh bhabhi ne toh bolna shuru kiya. Wo ab khulkar puraane kisse kholne lagi. Kaise uska pati uspar latthu huaa tha. Kaise college me ek ladka bhabhi ko dekhte dekhte khambe se jakar takraya tha. kaise uske pati ne pyaar ka ijahaar kiya tha..idhar udhar ki baate..hasi majak wali baate..saheliyon ki baate..bhabhiyon ki baate.
Ek sip leti, fir aur baate karti. Fir bartan bhi dhone lagi.
Yahi mouka dekh ke kalu ab aage badha. Satik aate hi uske lund ka ubhaar bhabhi ke chutad par ragad kha gaya.
Wo birju nahi tha jo piche hokar bachne ki koshish kare..ye toh ulta jaan bujhkar apne Lund ko seedha rakhe intzaar kar raha tha.
Jaise hi wo lund chubh gya, bhabhi ne badi ankhe kar ke modkar dekha.
Kalu ne dhyaan hatane ke liye bola.
Kalu- Jara wo katori dijiyega...Ye paan bhigokar rakhana chahiye.
Darsal waise dekha jaay toh, kuch hi pal pahale yahi bhabhi itna unmadit thi ki unn dono ke samne nangi hokar ghum rahi thi. Yaha tak ki kalu ne bharpet chutad ko masal bhi dala tha. Aur ab usi kalu ko fir se shuru se shuruwat karni pad rahi thi.
Halke se touch ke liye bhi permission leni pad rahi thi. Yahi toh asali maja tha bhabhi ki iss raassleela ka.
Kalu- Wo sasura birju ko baar baar paan lagta hai. Wo bhi bada maharaja hi hai. Har baar taazha hi chahiye sasure ko. Yiih aise paani me bhigoye rakhane se paan taazha rehta hai.
Kalu katori me paan dubaate hue bolne laga.
Kalu- Harami bhi kum shoukin nahi hai.
Bhabhi- Par kum se kum kaam me toh lage hue hai. Kuch log hote hai sharif shoukin. Aapki tarah baat shoukin nahi.
Kalu- Sharif? Ha..ha..ha....ek number kaa darinda kahiye..darinda..Ari aapko kuch pata nahi.
Bhabhi- What? Haayeee...par aapne hi toh kaha tha bharose Layak hai...
Bhabhi dar gayi.
Kalu- Ari ghabraane ki baat nahi hai. Waisi baat nahi. Waise kaam me bharose layak hai. Bharose layak tog hai wo, par sharif kadapi nahi.
Bhabhi- Kya? Haayeee....kyu?
Kalu- Haannn...bhabhi, Dikhta ekdum garib aur sharmila sharif. Lekin andar se? Ek khunkhaar darinda. Ek number ka harami hai.
Bhabhi- Kya keh rahe ho?
Kalu- Aur nahi toh kaa? Ek baar hath me karobar aa jaawe, aur mahol uske jaisa ho, toh uske andar ka shaitan bahar aa jata hai. Wo utna hi badmash ban jata hai.
Bhabhi- Haayeee..re..dayaa..
Kalu- Ab kaa bataye bhabhi jee? Ek baar kya huaa, uske malik ne suna di usko. Thodi der baad ye hasta huaa malik ke pass gaya, aur usko doodh dete hue bola. " Malik ekdum taazha nikala huaa hai, pi lo." Malik khush hokar ghataghat nigal gaya. Par....
Bhabhi- Par kya?
Kalu- Iss harami ne uss doodh me bhains ke gobar ka tukda dala huaa tha.
Bhabhi- Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
Bhabhi ka mooh aisa hi ban gaya tha, jaise thodi der pahale Kalu ka moot chehare par padane par huaa tha.
Kalu- Haa..haa..ha..Sachi...Malik khushi se pikar nikal gaya. Upar se jaate wakat tareef kar ke gaya...birjuwa tumra jaisa koi nahi..Ha..ha..ha..haa..ha.
Bhabhi- Chiiii....yekkkkk...what the fuck...
Kalu- Agar sahib ka mood kharab ho gaya toh kaa kare kon jaane? Hai itna saa patla, lekin laathi ki tarah majboot hi sasura. Isko ghussa aa gaya toh tabele me bhainson ka toh janaaja khada kar deta hai. Fir kaa....poora ghussa bhaison par nikalta hai.
Bhabhi- KYA? Bhaison par? Unn bejuban masoomon ka kya kasoor? Wo unhe kyu pareshan karta hai?
Kalu- Harami malik ki gairmoujudgi me yo lathiya barsata hai ki kaa hi bataaye?
Bhabhi- Kya? Sach? Haaye ree...
Kalu- Aapko bataye....Harami jaan bujhkar unke Than ko aise pichkata hai ki bhains moo-moo ki jagah bho- bho bhonkna shuru kar deti hai.
Bhabhi 'Than' sunte hi sharminda ho gayi.
Magar uski darindagi bhari harakate sunkar wo poochne lagi.
Bhabhi- Ufff..ummhhh...Kya sach me?
Kalu- Haa..Bada kasai jaisa doodh nikalta hai. Khinch-taani aise karega, jaise unki chuchiya tod dega. Aur choti Than wali ka toh ho gaya samajho. Uske than toh aise khinchega jaise choti than ke liye saja de raha ho. khinch khinch kar 1 hapte me apne jaise bana leta. Apne jaisa matlab usko bade Than wali badi pasad hai.
Bhabhi ye sunkar badi sharminda thi, magar wo Birju ko dantne lagi.
Bhabhi- Kya battamiz insan hai...
Kalu- Battamiz? Bada hi battamiz insaan hai. Ek baar toh Hadd ki kar daali thi. Ghusse se kuch naa huwa gawa toh khujali ki zhaad patii laga di bhanson ki stan par.
Bhabhi- Kya?...what???
Ye sunkar pata nahi bhabhi ke nipple par kyu khujali si mehsoos ho gayi. Par wo sehemkar sunane lagi.
Kalu- Haa..ha..Khujali...poora tabela mooo..mooo se gunj utha tha..ha..ha..ha..sabke 'Than' ko thanda paani se dhona pada...tab jaake tabele me awaj kum ho gayi.
Bhabhi- Haayee..re...dayyaa...kasai kahi kaa.
Kalu- Ha sasura ..ulti khopdi ka hai...Par pata hai bhabhi? Uss din uss harami ko 5ltr doodh jyada mil gaya...ha..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Chup rahe..aapko hasi suj rah hai? Aap bhi naa...
Kalu- Are sach Mai.. Mai bhi tha uske tabele me uss din..poora tabela naach utha tha...ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Kaise ho aap?...Aap has rahe ho? Unn bichaariyon ka toh haal bhi socha nahi jaa raha muhse...Aap log kya samjhoge unka dard?
Kalu- Haa ..sahi kaha..wo hame kaisan maloom padega? Wo toh aapko ko jyada pata hoga...
Bhabhi sharm se fool gayi.
Bhabhi- Chup rahe..ek toh masoom janawaron par aise atyaachaar karte ho, aur yaha uspar hasi majak udaa rhe ho?
Kalu- Are..aap humko kaahe kos rahi ho..wo toh usne kiya tha.
Bhabhi- Jo bhi ho. Waise aapka hi dost hai naa? Aapko samjhana chahiye naa? Haayeee...baat karne se toh aisa bilkul nahi lagata...
Kalu- Wahi toh naa!! Bada harami hai. Waise bada sharmila aur shant hai..par suna hai jo aise log hote hai wo aksar ghar jakar apni biwiyon par ghussa nikalte hai. Ye sasura apni bhaison par nikalta hai. Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Haayee..bichaari unhone kya kiya hai? Unhi par toh iska dhanda chalta hai, ghar chalta hai. Kum se kum ye baat toh jaan leni chahiye unhe? Aapko toh apne dost ko rokna chahiye.
Kalu- Wahi toh kar raha hu. Aap bhi samhalkar rahiyega.
Bhabhi- Kya? Mai? Mai kyu rahu? Mera kya talluk inn sab se?
Kalu- Are hai...kaha jata hai jo jyada uchalte rahate hai, Wai jyada dabaaye jaate hai.
Bhabhi ye sunte hi sehma gayi.
Kalu- Aur jaisa ki humne pahale hi kaha ki, bade Than wali badi pasand hai use.
Bhabhi- What? Ye kya battamiz bol rahe hai aap? Maar khaoge aap...shut uppp...fr se whi bakwas shuru ki aapne?
Kalu- Nahi hai kya aap? Tab toh aur darne ki jaroorat hai...choti Than wali ka toh aur bura haal kar deta hai wo..
Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Shut upp...ekdum chup rahiye..Aap nikle...nikle kitchen se....
Kalu- Are majak kiya bhabhi jee..majak....ha..ha..ha..
Kalu hasne laga...
Bhabhi- Aap bhi naa. Ab ekdum chup go jaaye..muzhe aur kuch nahi sunana.
Kalu- Wo chode...aap ye culdring pi lijiye..dekhe kaise paseena paseena ho chuke ho..aur aapki sanse bhi badh gayi hai.
Aisa bolkar usne glass bhabhi ke mooh ko le jaakar chipkaya.
Bhabhi ne bina kuch kahe ek sip le li.
Kalu- Waise brtan dhone ke kaam se sanse fooli hai aapki? yaa fir bhaison ki halat ko yaad kar ke?
Bhabhi- Chup rahe aap...ekdum chup.
Kalu- Thik bhabhi....Par Sasura bhi bada akram-chakram hai..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Haa..Akhir dost kiska hai?
Kalu- Ummhhh..aap bhi baato me pakad leti ho. Par kuch bhi kahe...sasura kaam me bada halka hai. Doodh toh yu nikalta hai ki dekhte dekhate balti bhar deta hai.. bhains ki waha har nas ko janata hai. Harami ache se janata hai konsi nass dabani hai. Pata hai uske hato se doodh nikaalte hi bhains ka doodh badh jata hai..Ha..ha..ha..
Ye sab baate sunkar pata nahi kyu bhabhi ke anar ek ajeeb si chul mach gayi thi?
Jaise bina chuwe apne aap uski chuchiya khadi ho gayi thi. Aur uska chehara aisa ban gaya tha, jaise Birju sakshaat uska hi doodh nikalne aa raha hai.
Kalu- Are..aap kaha kho gayi? Hum birju ki tareef suna rahe hai.
Bhabhi- Chup rahe..ye tareef thodi hai? Wo asylum kar raha hai bhaison par..aur aap tareef samajh rahe ho?
Kalu- Aslam? Yi kaa hota hai?
Bhabhi- Aap rehne do..Are atyachaar kar raha hai wo bebas janawaron par.
Kalu- Are...iii toh kuch bhi nahi hai...usne aur khatarnaak karnaame kiye hai...aap ko ab kaa bataye??
Itna bolkar kalu kuch yaad kar ke apne aap me hasta raha.
Bhabhi ne thoda intzaar kiya..par kalu aage bol hi nahi raha tha..toh bhabhi khud bol padi.
Bhabhi- Jaise ki?
Kalu- Haa?
Bhabhi- Are jaise ki? Aap kuch bata rahe the naa? Aur karnaame...
Kalu- Are rahane de..bahot gaali dogi aap use.
Bhabhi- Haa..toh wo usike layak hai..Aap bataaye....
Kalu- Are kaa baataye aapko sasura. Bada hi madarchod insan hai.
Bhabhi- Chiii..Stop...aapko kuch tameez?
Kalu- Ariii..iss se kuch nahi hota...aap sunoge toh aap khud yahi gaali doge.
Bhabhi- Chiii..chup rahe..
Kalu- "Nahi...sach bol raha hum.
Darsal uss din yu huaa ki bhains ne saaf inkaar kiya doodh dene se. Pahale toh sasure ne poora prayas kiya pyaar se samjhane kaa. Fir laath bhi bahot khaayi. Kuch nahi toh fir bhains ko behlaya, peet thapthapaayi, yaha waha khujaya, Bhar bhar ke bhusa khilaya. Akhir sasure ne haath bhi jode...par uss din wo bhains maanane ko tayaar hi nahi thi. Akhir jab wo baithkar doodh nikal raha tha to uss bhains ne yu ghumakar laath mari ki balti 4 kos door jakar toot gayi. Ab lekin birjuwa apna Ata-pata kho baitha. Ghusse se wo utha aur seedha andar gaya. Andar se aate wakt 2 doodh ke cane sath laya. Dono cane ko aise taise bhains ke dono pairo me band diya. Fir hasta hua uth khada huaa.. Aur...Aur..."
Kalu ne awaj ko gehra kar liya aur bhabhi ki taraf dekha. Bhabhi aise sun rahi thi jaise koi thriller kahani sun rahi ho.
Kalu- Aur..fir..Aur ...fir..
Bhabhi- Are kya? Bataayiye naa..
Kalu- Bhabhi jee..Usne khada hokar apne jeb me hath dala. Aur Jeb se hath nikala. Pata hai uske hath me kya tha?
Bhabhi sans rokkar sun rahi thi.
Bhabhi- Kya?
Kalu- Uske hath me Thi 2 lal Mirch.
Bhabhi- What????Haayeee....kya?
Dar se bhabhi ke mooh se aaahhh nikal gayi.
Kalu- Haa..haa.. Lal Mirchi...Aur abhi toh sune...Fir uss harami ne mirchiyon ko aage se halka tod diya. Aur seedha piche se bhains ki chut me ghused diya..
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ke mooh aisi Si-Si-Si nikali ki jaise usne khud mirchi chakh li.
Sanse foolakar bhabhi bol padi.
Bhabhi- What?????????oh my god.....Chiiiiiiiiii..ye kya bata rahe hai? Nahi..aisa nahi ho sakta? Aisa thodi?....Matlab aisa kon karta hai? Wo kya pagal hai kya? Aur chiii...aap kaisi bhasha bol rahe ho?
Kalu- Arii..aapko bhasha ki padi hai? Uss bhains ki soche..
Bhabhi- Wahi toh keh rahi hu...aisa kon karta hai? Sach me wo pagal hai kya? Hame toh yakin hi nahi ho raha....zhoot lag raha hai...kahi aap zhoot toh nahi bata rhe ye sab?
Kalu- Hum kaahe zhoot bole? Nahi pooch rahe hai, humka kaa zaroorat?
Bhabhi- Haaayeee...re...dayyaa...ye toh hadd ho gayi...nahi nahi hadd ke paar ho gayi...uffff...bada hi kasai nikla. Pagal kahi kaa? Aisa kon karta hai? Battamiz...
Kalu- Dekha? Aapko bhi galiya dene kaa man kara naa? Ariii bhabhi, Jaisi hi chut...
Kalu yahi ruk gaya..fir bhabhi ko dekh kar fir bola.
Kalu- saariii...sariii..jaisi hi waha mirchiya lagi, wo bhains aise pagal hokar nachane lagi, ki kamar tak chalange marne lagi. Bchaari....Uske pair patkaane se wo pair me bandhi doodh ki Cane thadathad bajne lage. Agal 1 ghanta tak uss tabele me jaise Band-Baja baj rha tha. Aur ye harami 1 ghante tak wahi baithe rehkar Cane ki wo awaje sunta raha.
Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Haayeee....Aap has rahe hai?
Kalu- Kaa kare? Iski aisi harkate dekhkar yahi prashn hai ki hase yaa roye? Kyunki yaha bhi usko hi laabh huaa. 1 ghante ke baad uss bhains ne aaj tak 1 bhi laath naa maari. Aur jab chaahe tab doodh deti hai..ha..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Chup rahe aap...bichari bhains...aapko kya? Waise najook part pe mirchiya kaise koi laga sakta hai? Kahe jara unhe ki himmat hai toh 1 mirchi mooh me rakh ke dikhaaye? Andar ki poori mardaani bahar aa jayegi 1 minute me. Bebas bandhi hui bhains par mardangi dikhate hai....
Kalu- Haa..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Aap chup rahe..aap bhi waise hi hai..saare mard waise hi hote hai..
Kalu- Are humne kya kiya hai? Humne konsi mirchi ghusayi thi? Ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Shut up..saare mard aise hi hote hai...battamiz, janwar, gande, darinde...
Kalu- Haa..ab baat samajh aayi aapki. Aapke pati bhi kum chakram nahi hai. Poore 5 din tak aapki gand me Poonch dalkar rakhi thi. Isiliye aap itna chidhi hui hai mardon par.
Kalu ke mooh se ye sunte hi bhabhi ekdum se Shimla chali gayi. Waha jo bhi uske sath huaa tha wo sab 1 hi pal me yaad aya usko.
Kalu ke mooh se ye sunkar wo lajaa se bhar gayi, aur apna mooh chupa liya.
Magar thodi der me fir se saare mardon ko kosne lagi.
Bhabhi- Shut up..aap bakwas naa kare. Sab ke sab mard aise hi hote hai. Hawas ke rakshas. Dusaron ki baat kar rahe hai? aap thodi kum ho kisise? Muzh pata hai jaanbujhkar moote the aap. Dhongi Baba kahi ke.
Bhabhi use itna kos rahi thi jaise birju ne uske andar hi mirchi daali ho.
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Par scene yahi toh tha! Kalu ki inn baato ne bhabhi ke upar kuch jyada hi prabhaav dala tha. Wo hadd se jyada chal-bichal ho gayi thi, Hadd se jyada pareshan ho gayi thi. Lagata hai iss baat ko usne kuch jyada hi personally liya tha. Yaa fir iss submissive baat ne uske andar ek alag si aag zhonk di thi?
Chahe kuch bhi ho, inn baato se bhabhi ki tabiyat aur mijaj kuch jyada hi badala hua saa lagane laga tha.
Wo poori lal- gulaabi ho gayi thi, uski sanse fool rahi thi. Unn sason ko kaabu me laane ke liye usko apni chaati fulaani pad rahi thi. Ajeeb si bachaini se kamar ko lachkaya jaa raha tha, Ajeeb si gudgudi se pet ko sikud liya jaa raha tha. Chehare par kabhi ghussa chadh raha tha, toh kabhi wo romachit hokar sehem jaa rahi thi. Ghusse se bartan kabhi jor se patkaye jaane lage, toh kabhi excitement se uske hath se bartan fisalne lage the. Use khud pata nahi chal raha tha, ki uske andar kya chal raha hai?
Par kuch bhi ho..Kalu ki inn teekhi baato ne bhabhi ki chut ke vishesh andruni hisse par mirchi laga di thi. Jo use ajeeb si khujali ho rahi thi. Wo uske samne apni chut ko khuja bhi nahi sakti thi. Bass chu chu karte pair ko patak kar uski baato me romanchit hui jaa rahi thi.
Bhabhi ki ye chalbichal aur patak dekh kalu thoda der bina baat kiye waise hi khada raha.
Kuch der bass bartan ki patak patak awaj hoti rahi.
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Fir intajaar kar ke bhabhi ne hi uss shantata ko khatm kiya.
Bhabhi- Waise aap thik hi keh rahe the. Muzhe uss se thoda bachke hi rehna chahiye.
Kalu romanchit hokar itni badi ankhe kar ke bhabhi ke bade mumon ko dekhane laga.
Kalu- Dekha..kaha tha naa.
Tabhi bhabhi ne apna pallu bich odh lete hue apni naak chadha li.
Bhabhi- hunnn...aap bhi naa...
Fir bebasi ki mudra banakar keh di..
Bhabhi- Uske liye nahi...Mai toh unse business ki bhagidari ki baate karne lagi thi.
Kalu- Bisiness? Konsa bisiness?
Bhabhi dhadamm se reality me aa gayi. Wo apani baat ko sawarte hue boli.
Bhabhi- Kuch nahi..kuch nahi.
Kalu- Naahi naahi..kuch toh hai..bata dijiye..
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Tabhi ekdum se bhabhi ko kuch bada jaroori yaad aya.
Bhabhi- Waise ek minute....Business se yaad aya. Aapki toh ab khair nahi. Jara ye bhi toh explain kijiye?
Kalu- Kaa?
Bhabhi - Suna hai bhaison ki kimate toh asman chu rahi hai. Toh muze bass 1500rs kaise diye?
Kalu- Kaa?
Bhabhi- Kaa-waaa kuch nahi..pahale muze aap ye bataaye. Aapne mere sath fraud kiya hai.
Ek ungali dikhaate hue bhabhi uski taraf ghum kar khadi ho gayi. Aur wo ankhe badi kar ke ghusse se poochne lagi.
Kalu iss prashn se hadbada gaya...
Wo ummm..hummmm..tummmm...karte bol pada.
Kalu- wo...hummmm...ahh...wo...
Bhabhi- Are kya Wo-Ummm-Hummm- tummm laga rakha hai? Pahale hamare prashn ka jawab dijiye.
To be continued...
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