13-08-2026, 09:11 PM
22 Jaana tune nahi jaana
Update 22
Bahar Aakar bhabhi ne geraj se gadi nikaali aur Mainye gadi ka darwaja khola aur uske andar baith Gai, itnye main hi mera phone baja to manye dekha ki mere dad ka phone h............
Ab aage ....
Dad......... Shweta beta, kahan per Ho tum.
Main...... ekdum, kya hua dad, kya baat hai, main bus, Main aur bhabhi, abhi bhabhi ke mama ke ghar jaaneye ko nikalnye hi Wale Hain.
Dad ..... Shweta beta, aisa karo Tum thodi der ke liye hotel construction wali jagah per jaa sakti ho.
Main ghabrahatye huye...... Kya Hua Hai Dad, mujhe batyao na, meri bhabhi bhi yeh sub Sun rahi thi, to wo bhi gadi se bahar aa gai.
Dad ..........beta aisa hai, ki Jo hamari hotel wali building ka kam chal raha hai, wahan per kuchh lafda ho gaya hai aur wahan jaker thumain suljhana h.
Main thoda ghbraytye huye......kya, kesa lafda, kisne kiya hai, mujhe batayo. Kafi samay bad mujhe gussa aaya tha.
Dad thodi chinta m.....Shweta beta, esi koi khaas baat nahi h, wahan jakar gussa mat karna, mujhe pata hai tumhen gussa bahut jaldi aata H, gusse mein aisa-vaisa mat Karna. (Mere Dad Ko pata tha ki jab mujhe gussa aata Hai to Main aage-piche kuchh nahin sochati thi, bus faisla on the spot)
Main ab thoda normal hotye huye...dad mujhe batayien Kya baat Hai, Main jaaker dekhti hoon.
Mere dad ne mujhe saari baat bata Di.
Dad .....beta, woh jagah to dekhi h naa tumnye.
Main....... haan dad Dekhi H. Jab us jameen ka case Hum jeetye the, tab wahan jakar humnye yagya karwaya tha to Main bhi gai thi.
Dad.......haa, mujhe bhi yaad H, per dimag se nikal gaya tha. Han mainye bhgwan se Mannat mangi thi, ki agar yah jameen ka case Hum Jeet jaatye H, to Main is jameen per kuchh bananye se pahle ek yagya karvaunga.
Dad phir bolye.... main isliye kh raha hu beta, ek bar tum chalye jaayo, kyuki tumhare bhaiya bhi ek jaruri meeting mein h. aur Main dusri meeting mein hu.
Main ......okay dad, yah kh kar manye phone cut Kar diya.
Main ne apni bhabhi ki taraf dekha to bhabhi sari baat samajh gai.
bhabhi ka chehra thoda sa uttar gaya.......koi baat nahin tu ek bar ho aa site per, phir Hum shaam ko chal padengye aur raat ko wahin ruk jaengye.
Mainye geraj se apni gadi nikaali, aur Main gadi lekar use hotel ki site per Chali gai.
Udher mithan ki taraf
Hum aadhi botal khatm kar chukye the aur batyon ka dur shuru ho chuka tha.
Mittan....mujhse bola yaar ek ke sath hi tune kiya hai, ya koi aur bhi bhabhi hai, jisko tune pataya ho, wo khulkar nahin bol raha tha, kyunki hamayre pass Motilal Jo baitha tha.
Motilal nashe mein jarur tha, per kuch kuch batyon ko sun bhi raha tha aur samajh bhi raha tha.......kon si bhabhi ki baat kar raha h, sala, (Ab nashe mein to aadami Sher ban jata hai na, isliye wah galiyan bhi de raha tha).
Main ....arye us banhiya ki jo nai biwi aai h na, uski baat kar raha h.
Dono Meri taraf hairyangi se dekhte huye, Jaise mainye Kisi Ko Goli maar De ho.
Mitten.... arye bhai teri to mauj hai, do do Ghodi per sawar hai.
Motilal... do do Ghodi kaun si hai wo. Jaise usye kuchh samajh hi nahin aaya ho.
Mittan ....arye teri biwi ko chodun sale tujhe kuchh samajh bhi aa raha h sale, chup rah. (Mittan ko aage jaanneye Ki jigyasa the per Motilal bich mein hi bol padta tha to Mittan Ko gussa aa raha tha)
Motilal ab Nashe mein kuchh bhi bakye jaa raha tha.......arye bhai Chaud leyo us raand Ko, mere to kuch Kaam nahin aa rahi tere to aaygagi. Yah baat sunkar mujhe aur Mittan ke loade ko jhataka laga aur hum dono ke laude ekadam tan ker khadye ho gaye.
Mittan bhi Nashe mein aur josh mein.....teri biwi raand ko to main aisa chod dunga ke sare mohalle wale uski dard bhari chikhyon se ekatthe ho jaengye. Aur uska maza lengye.
Main jihallayte huye....chhodo in baton ko, salo एक-एक gilas aur banayo.
Motilal.... haan bhai angreji ki h, to एक-एक aur hona hi chahiye.
Mera land ......sale ki angrej ki angrej biwi ki angrej chut maaru. Isko kah apni biwi ko abhi yahi bula le, taaki main uski chut mein Ja sakun aur uski chut apnye angrej land se faad sakun.
Itni गरम-गरम batyen Chal rahi thi to hamara land to kab se Tana hua tha, lekin ab Motilal ka bhi khada ho gaya tha.
Motilal ......bhai mujhe to mutyane jana hai Mera to bahut badh chuka hai ab mere se ruka nahin Jaa Raha, nahin to yahi ho jaayega.
Mittan..... to Ja na sale apni biwi ke gand mein maut ke aa.
Motilal khada hua aur ladkhadatye hue khandar ke piche jakar deewar ke pass moout aaya. Aa kar bola.....bahut achcha lag raha hai bhai ab.
Mittan......gandu, apni biwi ke gand mein hi mut aaya naa.
Motilal nashe mein jhumate hue bola......haan bhai, apni biwi ke gaand mein maut ayaa.
Mittan Khade hote huye.... Ab main bhi Jaa Raha Hun teri raand biwi ki gaand mein mutane. Phir wah bhi ladkhadhayate hue usi Deewar ke pichye moot aaya.
Thodi der ham baaten karte Rahe. phir main bola abe ab mujhe bhi talab lagi h, isliye main bhi jaata hun mutane ke liye. Yah kahkar main chal pada.
Jab main thodi aage chala gaya, to Mittan jor se bola... Mithan iski biwi ki Gand mein hi maut ke hi aa, Badi gehri gand Hai uski.
Mujhe Motilal ki bhi awaaz sunai di.... bhai kya baat kahi hai, itni gehri gand ke hum teenyon ke loade uskye andar sama jaengye aur phir wo donon hansnye Lage.
Meri ek aadat thi, main chahye kitni bhi Daru pi lun, Lakin hosh mein rahata tha, main yah nahin kahta ki mujhe Nasha nahin hota, peene ke bad Nasha to hota hai, per aas-paas kya ho raha hai uska bhi ilm rahata hi h. Per un dono ko to bilkul hi hosh nahin tha, kyunki Hum 1 or 1/5 bottle ab tak khatm kar chukye the.
Main us khandar ke piche ki deewar per pahuncha to mujhe bahut gandi badbu aaye. Kyuki abhi abhi wo dono wahan per moot ke aaye th,
Main.....yahan to mutana bhi bekaar h.
Khandar tuta-futa tha to Main piche se hi bahar aa gaya, bahar aakar us taraf dekha Jahan per sabhi majdur kaam kar rahe the, phir Mainye dusri taraf dekha Jahan per andar-bahar jaanye ka raasta tha, raste se aage do deewarien thi aur diwaron ke bich mein gadi ke aane-jaane jitna rasta tha. Use paat-dwar bhi kh saktye h. Maine dekha paat-dwar se pahle ek kaantobhra vrkish hai to Maine socha us vriksh ke piche jakar maut ke aata hun. Main धीरे-धीरे chalta hua use vriksh ke pass pahunch gaya, Mainye dekha wahan per Kante hi Kante bikhre hue hain, to main jagah talashnye laga ki main kahan per apna Amrit gira ker aayu.
Phir paat-dwar ki taraf chal pada, paat-dwar ke donon taraf 4-4 foot lambye ththa दो-दो foot chaude pillar the, Main Apne Baayen taraf ke pillar Ke tarah Chala gaya Jo bilkul paat- dwar ke sath hi tha. Main thodi aage jakar piller ke out main, Apne pajame ka nada kholkar jangiya sahit apne ghutno tak karke mootyne laga.
Aur jo mainye kurta Dala hua tha uske dono side se pakad kar upar karte hue Apne daantyon mein daba liya aur mera lauda Jo Puri tarah tana hua tha aur ekadam Kale nag ki tarah funkar maar raha tha use apne hath se pakad kar usko mutane ki Lori sunanye laga.
itne mein Hi Shweta ki gadi bhi us paat-dwar per aa chuki thi, Jo bahut धीरे-धीरे hi chal rahi thi kyunki paat-dwar itna bada nahin tha ki gadi ko teji se chalakar us paat-dwar ko paar Kiya Ja sakye. Nashe ki haalat mein main kab use pillar ke ont se aur bahar aa gaya, yah mujhe bhi pata nahin Chala aur mera lauda ko bhi, agar koi wahan se aata-jata to use साफ-साफ dikhai deta.
(Shweta) Main jab gadi gate se enter dheere dheere kar rahi thi to mujhye wahan per ek majdur Jo peshab kar raha tha, to meri sidhi najar uske land ke upar padi land ko dekhtye hi mere munh se achanak nikal gaya. Oh my God, "What a dick"
Achanak hi mere pair gadi ke break per Jaa Lagye aur meri gadi ekadam wahin per hi ruk gai aur main uskye loade ko aise dekhne lagi Jaise koi satvayan Ajooba Ho. Mere bhaiya ke lund se dugnye se bhi bada aur Mota tha. kyuki us din main mama ka land to dekh nahin paaye thi, per apne bhaiya ka land to Mainye dekha Hi tha. us hisab se yah mujhe apnye bhaiya ke land se dogunye se bhi bada aur Mota dikh raha tha. Wo esye lag raha tha, Jaisye Kala naag funkaar maar raha ho. Main uske land mein aisye hi khoyi hui thi ki meri nazar jab us aadami ke chehre per padi to wo mujhe hi ghoor ghoor Kar dekh Raha tha. Shayad usne wine Pee Rakhi Thi aur Nashe main tha.
Mera Dil to ekadam bahut Tej Tej Se dhadkanye Laga aur meri chut ne bhi sikud kar uske land ka andaza laga liya aur ekdam mere se boli ....meri janu ab is land ko hai hamenye h Janna, kya land hai, itna bada Kalye naag ki tarah, ise to meri hi katori main Jana hoga aur mujhe isko apna sara dudh pilana hoga.
Mainye जैसे-तैसे Apni gadi start ki aur us dwar se paar karte hue aage badh gai.
Mithan, ab se hum jannender Prasad ko Mithan kahke hi sambodhit karengye)
Yah dekh kar mera nasha to foor ho gaya aise laga jaisye mere ser per kisi ne mote hathaude se war kiya ho aur mujhe Charon taraf Kaali andheri Raat mein Tim Tim chamaktye huyeTaarye hi Taarye dikhai de rahe ho. Kuch der main aise hi sunn raha.
Phir hosh aane per mahsus hua ki mere samnye patal se utari Hui Koi apsra khadi Thi, kya dudhiya rang tha, kya dudhiya ang tha. Doodh se bhrye huye yowan ki jiti jagati ek tasvir thi, Jo mere Man Ko bha gai thi aur mera dil Jor jor se dhak dhak karnye Laga, jiski awaaz meri kanyon main gunj rahi thi. Kya bataun dosto Kya chij thi vah jise pana har Koi Kisi ka khwab Ho agar Hakikat mein mil jaaye to vah is duniya ki sari Daulat Ko thokar markar chala jaaye.
Yahi sab sochte hue Mainye Apne loade ko jo abhi tak tana hua khada tha, Apnye janghiya aur pajame se dhak diya aur whan se andar ki aur chal pada.
(Shweta) Main Apni gadi lekar andar pahunchi, Meri gadi ko dekhte hi Yogi Singh daudtye huye Meri gadi ke pass aaya aur mujhe Salam Kiya.
Main Apni gadi ka gate khol kar Bahar aai kyunki Main Yogi Singh ko janti thi, kyunki hamari bahut si siteyon per pahle bhi Yogi Singh Kaam Karta tha.
Main Yogi Singh ki taraf gusse se dekhtye hue ......kya baat hui hai, tum yahan per majduron ko dusre majduron ki dekhbhal ke liye ya najar rakhnye ke liye laatye ho ya unse kaam karvanye ke liye.
Yogi Singh .....w.....o, w........o Memmm Sahaaab baat aisi hai kiiii (uski awaaz bhi sahi se nahi nikal rahi thi)
Main .....hramkhor, kaisi baat hai, tum sarye majdur, sarye do kaudi ke nichle darze ke log, harami hotye ho. tumhyen to thoda sa sir per Chadha liya jaaye, to hamarye ser per baithkar naachne lagtye ho, tumhari aukat do kaudi Ki bhi nahin Hai.
Yogi Singh ki to fati padi thi ....main main karte hue memsaab memsaab.
Main.... Kaun hai wo Jo yahan per gundagardi aur sharab pikar danga karte hain aur dusryon ko bhi Kaam nahin karne detye, main aaj in sab Ko sabak sikh ke hi jaaungi.
Yogi Singh ladkhadati huye awaaz main....wo wo...o...mem, under.... wahan...... par.... baithe Huye .....Daru Pee rahe ......hain.
Main ....chalo phir aur Main Yogi Singh ke sath sath us khandar ki taraf chal padi.
Main jab khandhar per pahunchi Yogi Singh ke sath to dekha ki do majdur full dhut Nashe mein wine ka Sevan karke aaps mein ek dusre ko Gandi Gandi galiyan bak rahe hain,
mainye jor se chalatye huye kaha ..... haramkhoro, yahan per kaam karnye aatye ho ya apni Maa ka byaah karwanye, aaj main apne pure pahlye Ki tarah vikaral Roop main thi.
Un dono ne mujhe dekha aur dono ladkhadatye huye Khade hokar mere pass Aaye.
Yogi Singh Ne kaha... Mem Sahab yah aadami, ek aadami ki taraf Ishara kartye huye kaha yah aadami yahan ka nahin hai aur na hi yah majduri karta hai .
Mittan nashe main ...bahan ke laude manager, kal mainye tere se majduri li to thi.
Ab itne majdur kam karte the, to Yogi Singh Ko yaad hi nahin Raha ki kal isne mere se majduri ke paise liye the, phir use yaad aaya ki Mithan ne iska naam likhwaya tha subah aur phir jinke naam likhe hotye hain, unko majduri di jaati hai to Mainye Naam dekhkar isko bhi majduri de di thi, isliye mujhe pata hi nahin chala.
Main zor se boli.....Yah sab chhodo bateyn, yahan kaam karnye aatye ho haramzado ya matar gashti karne. nikal jao yahan se aaj ke bad tumhyen koi bhi kaam karnye ki yahan per jarurat nahin Hai.
Mittan ko bahut jyada gussa aa gaya usko nahin pata tha ki yah is side ki malkin hai, usne soccha Ki yah bhi Koi manager Ki tarah hogi to usne Jo Chaku nikal kar Motilal ko daraya tha vahin jameen per hi Rakha hua tha, vah jameen ke pass gaya aur us Chaku Ko uthhaker Le aaya, phir bola..... bol kuttiya tu kya bol rahi thi बार-बार aur haramzada, kamina kah rahi hai ab bol.
Main pure gusse mein thi aur mainye isase bhi pahle Kai aise badmashyon ko theek kiya tha to mainye kaha....... haramzadye apni Maa ke vivaah karwane aaya hai yahan, ya apni raand behan ko bechne aaya hai.
Menye dekha ki usne ekadam se apna hath jis haath main chaaku tha upper ko uthaya aur mere sine ki taraf bhadaya jis se meri aankhein ye dekhker darr ke maarye band ho gayi or sochne lagi Ki Meri jindagi ka antim samay aa gaya.
aur ekadam se ek zor ki cheek.... Lo
gayi main, Aankhen thodi si khuli, ser mera chakraya aur mere pairyon ke pass Khoon hi Khoon najar aaya.....................


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