13-08-2026, 08:47 PM
16 Jaana tune nahi jaana
Update 16
Ab agge:-
Main mittan ke pass dodtye huye gaya.
Mittan..... sale kahan mar gaya tha, mujhe aadhe ghante se upar Ho Gaya thujhe dundtye huye, yah botal lae dekh khane ke liye bhi laya hun.
Main ....wah bhai aaj to English ki botal hi le aya h aur yah kya yah to tandoori murga h.
Mittan bola ....bhai chinta mat Kar Ab yeh roj hi khaya karenge Ham, mere pass itna Paisa aa gaya tu soch bhi nahin Sakta.
Maine tune to bataya hi nahin sale Kitna Paisa Mila Hai tujhe.
Wo bola sale mere aage piche to koi hai nahin na tune shaadi ki hai aur Na Menye ki Hai, to yah soch Le jab tak Ham Jinda rahenge yah Paisa hamare kam aaega or khatm bhi nahi hoga.
Maine usse naraj hote hue uske kaandhye per haath rakhte huye....saale nahin batana to mat Bata yahi Teri Dosti Hai bahan chod.
Mittan ......bhai naraj kyon hota Hai pure 55 lakh mile hain mujhe.
Main hyhraan hote hue ....sale itna Sara Paisa Teri to mauj Ho Gai bhai. vah paisa tune nagad Rakha h aur saale Koi chura Kar Le jaega to use.
Mittan.... nahin bhai Aisa nahin hoga kyunki Maine use Bank mein jama karva rakha hai aur har mahine mere Bank khate mein byaaj a jata hai.
main.... bhai Ab to Teri mauj Ho Gai Ab to maje hi maje Hain, Ab to kuchh Aisa kam Karen jismein Daru bhi ho aur aurat Baji bhi ho.
Mittan ....mujhe hairani se dekhte hue sale auraton ka Nasha kab Se hone Laga tujhe, tujh per to Daru ka Hi Nasha rahta Tha. per main कभी-कभी randikhane mein chala jata tha chodan chudai karne ke liye.
Main.... abhye, pahle botal se daru ko gilas main daalker d, to peene ke bad baat karne ka maja aaega.
Mittan ne fatafat botal ka dhakkan khola aur do gilason mein Daru Dali aur usmein Pani Dal Diya aur FIR Ham donon peene Lage, दो-दो Maggi marne ke bad ham batein karne lage.
Maine use kaha ......sale Motilal ko bhi Ham Apne Sath Mila lete Hain.
Mittan mhuje sawaliya nazron se dekhte hue....sale Maine Tera theka Liya Hai Sari duniya ka nahin Ab to Motilal Ko pilaega to phir Ho liya hamara gujara.
Main.... bhai gujara to chalta hi rahata hai, agar tu Motilal Ko Daru pilaega to Main tujhe ek badhiya Mal chukaunga.
(Hum dono dosto ko milbatker khanye ki aadat thi to main use kyu kuch chupata)
Mittan ......kya baat karta Hai kahin tu uski biwi Suman ki baat to nahin kar raha, mujhe to lagta Hai tune usko chod diya hai aur chudai ka pahla maja bhi le liya hai.
Main uske kaandhye per haath martye huye...pura harami Hai re tu, sari baat jaldi se samajh jata hai.haan maine uski biwi Suman Ko choda Hai aur abhi bhi chhathe mahalle per chodker aa raha hun.
Mittan ne bhi mere kaandhye per haath maartye huye.....kya baat karta hai bhai, to Teri to mauj Hi Ho Gai mujhe kab Chakyya gaa uski biwi.
Main ....tabhi to Keh Raha Hun sale Motilal ko bhi Ham Mila lete hain usko Daru pilaenge, pataeynge aur phir uski biwi ke upar chadh jaenge.
Mittan khush hote huye....phir der kis baat ki Bula sale ko.
Main utha, Bahar aaya aur zahan Motilal kam kar raha tha wahan jakar usko bulakar Le aaya Motilal mere Sath us khunder per aa Gaya.
Mittan Gour se moti lal ko dekhte huye jese kah raha ho teri biwi ko to main ab choud ke rahunga.........han bhai Motilal kya हाल-चाल hai.
Motilal .....are bhai Mittan kitne Dinyon bad dikhai diye kahan Gaye the.
Ar re vah chhod sab Mithun bola..... Le Chal Daru Pi usne mere hi glass mein usko Daru Dal kar di aur wah bethkar peene Laga phir usne Mera gilas bhi daru se bhar Diya aur apna bhi, Hum donon Ne bhi Piya, aise करते-करते Humnye Puri botal ko khatm kar diya.
Udhar dusri taraf .............
Ghar mein shweta aatye hi Apne kamre mein chale gai, kyunki Raat ke 11 baj chuke the aur jakar so gai, per use neend khan, wo karwatyen Badal Badal kar sochne Lagi ki aaj bhabhi ko pata chal gaya hoga ki uske mama aur mere bich mein kuchh hai, lekin usko to maine yah bhi kah rakha hai ki, Tere mama Ne mujhe college mein chheda tha aur Maine use thappad mara tha.
Phir bhabhi kya soch Rahi hogi ki maiyne vakya mein Hi uske mama ko gaal per thappad mara tha ya uske cock per, yaa college ke samay Se Hi uske sath physical relation mein hun, mujhe kuchh bhi samajh nahin aa raha tha aur Main karwatye badaltye- badalte yah sochte-sochte kab so gai mujhe pata hi nahin chala.
Subah main bahut der Se uthi, Time dekha to dopahar ke 1:00 baj chuke the, main fresh hone ke liye bathroom Gai aur bathroom se Aakar Bahar, to mujhe Chhaya dikhai Di.
Chhaya Ne mujhe dekhte hi kaha.... Mem Sahab uth gayi aap chai banaa Kar Le aati hun aur wah yeh kah kar kitchen mein Chali gai thodi der ke bad wo mere liye chai Le ayi aur Main chai peene Lage itne mein vah Chali gai thodi der bad bhabhi aye aur mujhe ghur kar dekhne lagi, Maine apna sir niche kar rakha tha wah mere pass sofe per aakar baith gai.
Kuchh der ki khamoshi ke bad bhabhi Boli .......kaisi hai tu, Maine sar uthakar bhabhi ki taraf dekha aur kuchh bhi nahin bola aur apna sir niche jhuka liya.
Bhabhi mere haath pe apna hath rakhte hue.... kya baat hai aaj bahut sharm aa rahi hai tere ko.
maine sar utha Kar bhabhi ki aankhon mein dekha uski aankhon mein gussa to dikhai nahin de raha tha per ek shrartipan jarur dikhai de raha tha shrartipan mein bhabhi Boli ........kaisa laga.
Main ekadam hadbada kar kya bhabhi
Bhabhi Jor jor se hansne lagi are.... pagali Maine to poochha tha movie kaisi lagi tere ko.
Main bhi ab thodi si normal Ho Gai thi maine bnavati Hansi mein kaha (kyuki natrual hansi to gayab thi) ......achhi Thi bhabhi.
Bhabhi apni aankhein matkati huye... Acchi ya bahut-bahut achcha.
Maine bhabhi ki taraf dekha per kuchh kaha nahin.
Bhabhi...... per tu to kah rahi thi tujhe aisi movie acchi nahin lagti jismein pyar Mohabbat ke Naam per Rona dhona Ho aur tune to movie puri nahin dekhi, interwal ke bad to tu bathroom mein Gai aur aisi Gayab Hui ki Jaise gadhe ke sir se sing gayab ho jaate hain.
Main hickichatye hue..... bhabhi aisi baat nahin Hai, aapko to pata hi hai ki main bathroom mein Gai thi.
Bhabhi apne honthon ko gol gol gumatye huye.....mujhe sab pata Hai tune bathroom mein kya kya Gul khilaye Hain.
Main thodi ghabrati Hui .....kya- kya kul (ghabrahaat main gul ki jagah kul nikal raha tha) Mainnneye khilaaayye Haiiin bhabhi aap hi batttaiye.
Bhabhi meri nazro main dekhti huee ....mere mama ke sath to, tu thi hi, acchi tarah janti Hougi, ki tune kaun se Gul us toilet ke andar khilaye hongye.
Main apne ser ko jhukatye huye......aisi to koi baat nahin hai bhabhi.
Bhabhi ......main janti Hun tu mujhe nahin batana chahti to mat bata, mujhe pata hai tu kitne salon Se Kisi mard ke sampark mein nahin Aaye aur Teri aurat ab jaag rahi hai, koi nai baat nahin hai mujhe Koi Gila nahin hoga agar tu kisi mard ke sath sambandh banayen, is bar bhabhi ne साफ-साफ baat Ko clear kar diya.
Mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha iska main kya jawab du..... bhabhi aisi koi baat nahin hai main Sach kah rahi hun.
Bhabhi ne meri thodi ko pakadkar mera chehra uper ko kiya......han Sach to Tere chehre Se jhalak raha hai mujhe, tu kahe to Main mama se baat Karun aur Tera kahin jugaad karwa dun, mujhe Koi ghila nahin hoga is baat ka agar mere mama Ne tujhe jawani ka Sahi maja de diya to.
Main hairangii Bhari aankhon Se .....Kya bhabhi aap bhi kuchh bhi kah rahi hain.
Bhabhi muskuraatey huye...
.han meri Hari-bhari Jana ab Hai Maiyne Jana ki tujhe apni javani ka lutf hai uthana...............


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