02-08-2026, 07:01 PM
Shaam ko ramu jee mujhe apne auto me mere ghar le aaye. Sorry sunny ke ghar le aaye kyuki abb mera ghar to woh ramu jee ka chotta sa payara sa kamra tha. Wahi mera asli susral tha...ruhi kamat ka susral.
Shaam ho chuki thi. Ghar mein halki si roshni thi. Shanta bai kitchen mein bartan saaf kar rahi thi jab Ramu jee ne Ruhi ka haath pakda aur usse seedha upar, ghar ki chhat pe le gaya.
Chhat pe halki hawa chal rahi thi. Ramu jee ne Ruhi ko apne seene se laga liya, ek haath uski kamar pe rakh ke.
Tabhi Shanta bai bhi upar aa gayi, haath mein jhaadu liye. Usne dono ko dekhte hi ek lambi si muskurahat di.
“Arre wah… bhauji aap yahan? Ramu jee ke saath?”
Ruhi ne turant apna muh Ramu jee ke seene mein chhupa liya. Uske kaan laal ho gaye.
Shanta bai hasi, “Aree bhauji, itna sharmaane ki kya baat hai? Main toh dekh hi rahi hoon. Din bhar aap inke saamne soft soft rehti ho… ab shaam ko bhi unke seene mein muh chhupa liya.”
Ramu jee ne Ruhi ke baal sehlate hue kaha, “Dekh Shanta… kitni sharmaati hai yeh. Phone pe pati se baat karte time bhi meri chudai sehti rahi, lekin ab tere saamne muh nahi dikha pa rahi.”
Shanta bai ne jhaadu ek side rakh di aur paas aa gayi.
“Sahi keh rahe ho Ramu jee. Bhauji, aap toh bilkul meek ho jaati ho inke saamne. Main sochti hoon Sunny jee ko pata chale toh kya hoga? Unka toh dimaag hi kharab ho jaayega.”
Ruhi ne seene se muh nikalte hue soft awaaz mein kaha, “Shanta bai… mat bolo na…”
Shanta bai ne aankh maari, “Kyun nahi bolu bhauji? Sach toh sach hota hai. Aap itni asani se inke haath mein aa jaati ho. Dekho na, abhi bhi unke seene mein chipki hui ho. Jaise koi chhoti si ladki ho.”
Ramu jee ne Ruhi ki chin uthayi aur uske gaal pe thappad sa maara, halka sa.
“Bol na… bol ke tu meri hai. Shanta ke saamne bol.”
Ruhi ne aankhein neeche ki, “Main… meri…”
Shanta bai hasne lagi, “Arre bol nahi pa rahi? Itni sharam aa rahi hai? Bhauji aap toh din mein badi memsaab banti ho, lekin inke saamne aapki yeh haalat…”
Ramu jee ne Ruhi ko apne seene se aur kas ke laga liya.
“Yeh iski asli haalat hai Shanta. Pati ke saamne soft biwi, mere saamne toh bilkul gudiya. Dekh kaise meri chaati mein muh chhupa ke khadi hai.”
Shanta bai ne thoda aur aage badh ke kaha, “Bhauji, sach batao… jab Ramu jee aapko aise pakadte hain toh aapke andar kya hota hai? Aapke cheeks itne laal kyun ho rahe hain? Main dekh sakti hoon.”
Ruhi ne aur zor se muh chhupa liya. Uske haath Ramu jee ki shirt ko pakde hue the.
Ramu jee hasa, “Bol nahi sakti yeh. Kyunki isse pata hai ke main isse jo chahe kar sakta hoon. Isne aaj phone pe pati se baat ki thi jab mera lund iski chut mein tha… aur yeh kuch nahi boli.”
Shanta bai ne haath munh pe rakh ke natak kiya, “Hai Ram! Bhauji aapne aisa kiya? Phone pe Sunny jee se baat karte hue? Arre wah… toh aap toh bilkul… kya kahun.”
Ruhi ki awaaz bilkul dheemi nikal paayi, “Bas karo… please…”
Shanta bai ne uska naam leke chidaya, “Bhauji… bhauji… itna mat sharmao. Ab toh main bhi jaan gayi hoon aapki reality. Ramu jee ke saamne aapki yeh halat dekh ke toh maza aa jaata hai. Aap unke seene mein muh chhupa ke khadi ho, jaise unki koi rakhail ho.”
Ramu jee ne Ruhi ke kaan ke paas muh lejaake bola, “Sahi bol rahi hai yeh. Tu meri rakhail jaisi hi toh hai. Pati ghar aayega thodi der mein, lekin tu yahan meri chaati mein chhupi hui hai.”
Shanta bai ne haath jod ke natak kiya, “Bhauji, ab toh aap openly inke saath khadi ho. Itni himmat? Ya phir sharam ke maare bas muh chhupa ke khadi ho?”
Ruhi ne uthke ek nazar Shanta bai pe daali, phir turant wapas Ramu jee ke seene mein chhup gayi.
Ramu jee ne uski kamar pe haath pherte hue kaha, “Dekh kaise sharma rahi hai. Isse aur chidhao Shanta. Iska maza tab aata hai jab yeh laal ho jaati hai.”
Shanta bai ne qadam aur paas badhaye.
“Bhauji, ek baat batao… jab Ramu jee aapko chodte hain toh aap unka naam leti ho ya Sunny jee ka? Sach batao na. Main toh sochti hoon aap bas ‘Ramu jee… Ramu jee’ karti hongi.”
Ruhi ne kaanpte hue kaha, “Nahi… mat poocho…”
Ramu jee ne uske baal pakad ke thoda peeche kiya, “Bol. Sach bol. Shanta ke saamne.”
Ruhi ki awaaz toot si gayi, “Ramu… jee…”
Shanta bai zor se has padi, “Arre suno! Bhauji ne naam le liya. Wah bhauji wah. Ab toh saaf ho gaya. Aap inke ho. Pati aane wala hai, lekin aap yahan inke seene mein muh chhupa ke unka naam le rahi ho.”
Ramu jee ne Ruhi ko aur kas ke pakad liya.
“Ab sun Shanta… aaj raat jab iska pati aayega, tab bhi yeh meri yaad se geeli rahegi. Kyunki yeh jaanti hai ke main isse kabhi bhi le sakta hoon.”
Shanta bai ne sar hilaya, “Sahi keh rahe ho. Bhauji, aapki yeh haalat dekh ke toh lagta hai aapko inse chhutkara nahi milne wala. Itni asani se jhuk jaati ho aap.”
Ruhi ab bilkul chup thi. Usne apna pura chehra Ramu jee ki chaati mein chhupa rakha tha. Uske kaan, gardan, sab laal the. Sharam se uska body halka-halka kaanp raha tha.
Shanta bai ne aakhiri baar kaha, “Theek hai bhauji… main neeche jaake kaam karti hoon. Aap yahan aaram se Ramu jee ke seene mein chhupi rahiye. Jab dil kare tab neeche aa jaana… lekin chehra toh dho lena, warna Sunny jee dekh lenge ke aap kitni sharmaayi hui ho.”
Woh hasate hue neeche chali gayi.
Chhat pe sirf Ramu jee aur Ruhi reh gaye.
Ramu jee ne uske baal sehlate hue dheere se kaha,
“Dekha? Ab toh shanta bhi jaan gayi hai ke tu meri hai. Aur tu kuch nahi bol paayi. Sirf muh chhupa ke khadi rahi… jaise ek shararti si biwi.”
Shaam ho chuki thi. Ghar mein halki si roshni thi. Shanta bai kitchen mein bartan saaf kar rahi thi jab Ramu jee ne Ruhi ka haath pakda aur usse seedha upar, ghar ki chhat pe le gaya.
Chhat pe halki hawa chal rahi thi. Ramu jee ne Ruhi ko apne seene se laga liya, ek haath uski kamar pe rakh ke.
Tabhi Shanta bai bhi upar aa gayi, haath mein jhaadu liye. Usne dono ko dekhte hi ek lambi si muskurahat di.
“Arre wah… bhauji aap yahan? Ramu jee ke saath?”
Ruhi ne turant apna muh Ramu jee ke seene mein chhupa liya. Uske kaan laal ho gaye.
Shanta bai hasi, “Aree bhauji, itna sharmaane ki kya baat hai? Main toh dekh hi rahi hoon. Din bhar aap inke saamne soft soft rehti ho… ab shaam ko bhi unke seene mein muh chhupa liya.”
Ramu jee ne Ruhi ke baal sehlate hue kaha, “Dekh Shanta… kitni sharmaati hai yeh. Phone pe pati se baat karte time bhi meri chudai sehti rahi, lekin ab tere saamne muh nahi dikha pa rahi.”
Shanta bai ne jhaadu ek side rakh di aur paas aa gayi.
“Sahi keh rahe ho Ramu jee. Bhauji, aap toh bilkul meek ho jaati ho inke saamne. Main sochti hoon Sunny jee ko pata chale toh kya hoga? Unka toh dimaag hi kharab ho jaayega.”
Ruhi ne seene se muh nikalte hue soft awaaz mein kaha, “Shanta bai… mat bolo na…”
Shanta bai ne aankh maari, “Kyun nahi bolu bhauji? Sach toh sach hota hai. Aap itni asani se inke haath mein aa jaati ho. Dekho na, abhi bhi unke seene mein chipki hui ho. Jaise koi chhoti si ladki ho.”
Ramu jee ne Ruhi ki chin uthayi aur uske gaal pe thappad sa maara, halka sa.
“Bol na… bol ke tu meri hai. Shanta ke saamne bol.”
Ruhi ne aankhein neeche ki, “Main… meri…”
Shanta bai hasne lagi, “Arre bol nahi pa rahi? Itni sharam aa rahi hai? Bhauji aap toh din mein badi memsaab banti ho, lekin inke saamne aapki yeh haalat…”
Ramu jee ne Ruhi ko apne seene se aur kas ke laga liya.
“Yeh iski asli haalat hai Shanta. Pati ke saamne soft biwi, mere saamne toh bilkul gudiya. Dekh kaise meri chaati mein muh chhupa ke khadi hai.”
Shanta bai ne thoda aur aage badh ke kaha, “Bhauji, sach batao… jab Ramu jee aapko aise pakadte hain toh aapke andar kya hota hai? Aapke cheeks itne laal kyun ho rahe hain? Main dekh sakti hoon.”
Ruhi ne aur zor se muh chhupa liya. Uske haath Ramu jee ki shirt ko pakde hue the.
Ramu jee hasa, “Bol nahi sakti yeh. Kyunki isse pata hai ke main isse jo chahe kar sakta hoon. Isne aaj phone pe pati se baat ki thi jab mera lund iski chut mein tha… aur yeh kuch nahi boli.”
Shanta bai ne haath munh pe rakh ke natak kiya, “Hai Ram! Bhauji aapne aisa kiya? Phone pe Sunny jee se baat karte hue? Arre wah… toh aap toh bilkul… kya kahun.”
Ruhi ki awaaz bilkul dheemi nikal paayi, “Bas karo… please…”
Shanta bai ne uska naam leke chidaya, “Bhauji… bhauji… itna mat sharmao. Ab toh main bhi jaan gayi hoon aapki reality. Ramu jee ke saamne aapki yeh halat dekh ke toh maza aa jaata hai. Aap unke seene mein muh chhupa ke khadi ho, jaise unki koi rakhail ho.”
Ramu jee ne Ruhi ke kaan ke paas muh lejaake bola, “Sahi bol rahi hai yeh. Tu meri rakhail jaisi hi toh hai. Pati ghar aayega thodi der mein, lekin tu yahan meri chaati mein chhupi hui hai.”
Shanta bai ne haath jod ke natak kiya, “Bhauji, ab toh aap openly inke saath khadi ho. Itni himmat? Ya phir sharam ke maare bas muh chhupa ke khadi ho?”
Ruhi ne uthke ek nazar Shanta bai pe daali, phir turant wapas Ramu jee ke seene mein chhup gayi.
Ramu jee ne uski kamar pe haath pherte hue kaha, “Dekh kaise sharma rahi hai. Isse aur chidhao Shanta. Iska maza tab aata hai jab yeh laal ho jaati hai.”
Shanta bai ne qadam aur paas badhaye.
“Bhauji, ek baat batao… jab Ramu jee aapko chodte hain toh aap unka naam leti ho ya Sunny jee ka? Sach batao na. Main toh sochti hoon aap bas ‘Ramu jee… Ramu jee’ karti hongi.”
Ruhi ne kaanpte hue kaha, “Nahi… mat poocho…”
Ramu jee ne uske baal pakad ke thoda peeche kiya, “Bol. Sach bol. Shanta ke saamne.”
Ruhi ki awaaz toot si gayi, “Ramu… jee…”
Shanta bai zor se has padi, “Arre suno! Bhauji ne naam le liya. Wah bhauji wah. Ab toh saaf ho gaya. Aap inke ho. Pati aane wala hai, lekin aap yahan inke seene mein muh chhupa ke unka naam le rahi ho.”
Ramu jee ne Ruhi ko aur kas ke pakad liya.
“Ab sun Shanta… aaj raat jab iska pati aayega, tab bhi yeh meri yaad se geeli rahegi. Kyunki yeh jaanti hai ke main isse kabhi bhi le sakta hoon.”
Shanta bai ne sar hilaya, “Sahi keh rahe ho. Bhauji, aapki yeh haalat dekh ke toh lagta hai aapko inse chhutkara nahi milne wala. Itni asani se jhuk jaati ho aap.”
Ruhi ab bilkul chup thi. Usne apna pura chehra Ramu jee ki chaati mein chhupa rakha tha. Uske kaan, gardan, sab laal the. Sharam se uska body halka-halka kaanp raha tha.
Shanta bai ne aakhiri baar kaha, “Theek hai bhauji… main neeche jaake kaam karti hoon. Aap yahan aaram se Ramu jee ke seene mein chhupi rahiye. Jab dil kare tab neeche aa jaana… lekin chehra toh dho lena, warna Sunny jee dekh lenge ke aap kitni sharmaayi hui ho.”
Woh hasate hue neeche chali gayi.
Chhat pe sirf Ramu jee aur Ruhi reh gaye.
Ramu jee ne uske baal sehlate hue dheere se kaha,
“Dekha? Ab toh shanta bhi jaan gayi hai ke tu meri hai. Aur tu kuch nahi bol paayi. Sirf muh chhupa ke khadi rahi… jaise ek shararti si biwi.”


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