26-07-2026, 05:50 PM
Part 32
Bahar se bijru ne awaj di. Toh kalu bahar gaya.
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Uska bhi khana khaakar ho gaya tha ab.
Kalu uski thali lekar andar aya.
*****
Bhabhi- Are ye kya kar rahe ho aap? Ye mai kar leti hu...chodo...
Kalu- Are nahi. Itna toh kar hi sakte hai. Aap hamre liye kitna kuch kar rahi hai.
Usne wo thali besin me rakh di.
Bhabhi- I hope unko bhi pasand aya ho.
Kalu- Kaa? Khaana? Ki, aap?
Bhabhi- Shut up...
Kalu- Aji aap poochiyega mat. Pasand? Kaisi baate kar rahi ho bhabhi? Wo toh abtak ungaliya chaat raha hai. Dono pasand aaye hai usko.
Bhabhi- Shut up.
Kalu- Are sach me. Itne se kapade me aapki jawani dekh kar pagala gaya tha sasura. Bol raha tha Kya mall hai ye toh? Uhuu####khwakkkk...khwakkkk..Mall Matlab, ki wo ye bol raha tha, ki aap toh ekdum gudiya doll jaisi mall lagati hai har taraf se. Bahot hi sunder hai. Koi heroine bhi paani kum hai aapke samne. Badi tarif kar raha tha.
Bhabhi- Shut up...
Kalu- Sacchi. Aapki toh tareef kar hi raha tha, Par aap se bhi jyada unki badi kar raha tha.
Bhabhi- kin ki?
Bhabhi ke haste hue chehare par turant jealousy wale expression umad gaye.
Tabhi, Kalu bola.
Kalu- Aapke inn shandaar mummon ki.
Bhabhi- What? Shut up...kya battamizi hai ye?
Kalu ke mooh se mumme sunte hi bhabhi hadbada gayi. Usne bada ghussa dikhaya, lekin sath me sharm se najare bhi zhuka li.
Kalu- Aree haa...Kehta hai "itne bade?" HA..HA..HA..HA..Hamne bhi kaha, "Haa itne bade". Fir kehta hai - "Aree baap re". Fir Hamne bhi kaha- "Birjuwa..ari wo...birjuwa..samhaalo khudko, ab tumko kaa hi bataaye? bass yahi samajh lo ki, abhi toh ye ghaat shuru bhi nahi huee, asali najara toh agale mod se shuru hota hai. HA..HA..HA..Wo hairaan pareshaan hokar poochne laga "Agar parinde itne bade hai, toh unki chonch kitni badi hongi?"
Bhabhi- Shuuu...shut up.. Bilkul shut up. Ye bakwass baate band kare aap..warna....
Bhabhi sharm se zhep gayi.
Kalu- Are Sach me... hamne bhi kaha, badi? Are wo toh kya bataau tumhe. Tum bass samajh jaao. HA..HA..HA. HA..
Kalu hasne laga.
Bhabhi- Shuuu. Besharam kahi ke.....bola naa chup rahiye...kuch bhi...
Bhabhi badi asahaj ho uthi.
Kalu- Are nahi..aapke galon ki gulabi bata rahi hai, ki aap bhi andar se kitna khush ho gaye ho. Aapke chuchiyon ki tareef se aap khush ho jaate ho naa?
Bhabhi- Chiii...shutuppppp..ekdum chup...apna ye gandha mooh band rakhe aap.
Kalu- Sach keh raha hu. Ahhha...Aapko dekh kar koi bhi sabse pahale inki hi tareef karta hai. Aur usme birju bhi peshe se nikla "Doodhwala". Ab kisi doodhwale ki sabse pahali najar "Than" par hi padati hai. Ihh sasure ne sabse pahale wahi bhamp liya. Waise aapki wo dono tareef ke layak hai bhi. Keh raha tha,"aisa kuch dekha nahi kahi." Hum bhi man hi man keh gaye, " Aur nahi toh kaa? Yuhi nahi kharidi hai bhains maine. Poore 1500 rs deke. HA..HA..HA..."
Bhabhi- Bahot ho gaya aapka, nikle yaha se aap. Moohfat kahi ke? kuch bhi baate karte firte ho hamesha.
Bhabhi belan lekar uske piche doudi.
Kalu hasta huaa bahar bhaag gaya.
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Uske jaane ke baad toh bhabhi ka chehara aur gulaabi ho gaya. Kaan me kalu ki bate hi gunj rahi thi.
Udhar bahaar kalu aur birju 10min tak wahi araam karne me lag gaye, aur kuch baate karte baithe rahe. Aur yaha kitchen me bhabhi gaalo me muskurate hue kaam khatam karne me lag gayi.
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Thodi der baad fir se kalu andar aa gaya.
Issbaar kalu ke hath me kuch paper me bandi pudiya thi.
Wo sari pudiya bhabhi ko dete hue wo bola.
Kalu- Bhabhi, ye hamra khurak. Darsal khatam ho gaya tha, toh abhi phat se samne wali tapri dukaan se le aya mai.
Bhabhi- Khurak?
Kalu- Jee haa...Are "Paan, Tambaku"!!! Sasura khaane ke baad agar ye nahi mila, toh kuch nahi mila. Sasura koi saja laage.
Bhabhi- Hummm...
Kalu- Ab sune, humka fir se jara bahar jaana pad raha hai. Aapke chat ko, kon wali jaadi pattiya lagane wali hai, toh wuii laane jaa rahe hai hum. Aur wo Birju kabka upar chadh gaya hai. Toh aap ek kaam kare bass, Usko awaj do, aur ye paan- tambaku khane bolo. Tabtak hum jaldi se yu gaya, aur yu aya.
Bhabhi- Thik hai.
Kalu ab jaane laga. Magar jaate jaate wahi ruk gaya.
Wo fir se wapas mood gaya. Issbaar wo bhabhi ke behad kareeb aya, aur aage badhkar usne bhabhi ka kaan manga.
Uski sunane ke liye bhabhi bhi aage badhi.
Kalu- Thodi der ke liye hum yaha nahi hai. Agar meri baat par aapko bharosa nahi, toh chahe toh tab tak aap khud uske mooh se tareef sun sakti ho. Ha..ha..ha. ha..
Kalu majaak me bolkar joro se hasne laga.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne ghusse se belan uski taraf maar feka.
Kalu baal baal bach gaya.
Ab wo haste haste waha se bhaag gaya. Magar jaate jaate wo fir se chilla gaya.
Kalu- Mai toh kehta hu ki, aap hi paan banakar do usko.Ha..ha..ha..
Wo haste hue ghar ke bahar nikal gaya.
**********
**********
Bhabhi uski akhari baat par kuch ajeeb saa react kar gayi thi.
Kalu ke jaate hi bhabhi ne wo pudiya uthayi, aur kholkar dekhne lagi.
Wo 7, 8 pudiya thi.
Ek me Tambaku, ek me Paan, ek me Supari, ek me lal kattha, ek me chuna, aur baaki ke 3, 4, pudiyo me alag alag paan masale.
Ye sab dekhte hi bhabhi bol padi
Bhabhi- Dekho inhe. "Shahi majdoor." Pata nahi kya kya milaakar khaate hai ye?
Ab bhabhi wo paan-tambaku ki pudiyon wali plastic thaili waise hi dene jaane lagi.
Tabhi wo ruk gayi.
Uske kaano me kalu ki wo shararati baat fir se baj gayi. Bhabhi toh gaalo me hass padi. Fir sharm se mooh me ungali dalkar khudko kaat gayi.
Kuch sochkar bhabhi ne ek 'Shahi' design wali ek badi si plate nikaal li. Fir unn saari pudiyon ko ache se uspar sajaya.
*******
Ab ek lambi sans lekar nikalne lagi. Par nikalne se pahale wo fir se ruki aur kuch sochne lagi. Usko fir se kalu ki wo shararati baate sataane lagi.
Ab wo kitchen ke 'Aine' ke samne gayi, aur khudko dekhne lagi. Uske chehare par ek naughty muskurahat thi.
Ab wo kamar ko yaha waha lachkakar apna hi roop nihaarne lagi. Uski wo black saree uske dudhiya badan par kya sexy lag rahi thi??? Ufff...
Saree ke andar abhi bhi petticoat aur panty nhi thi.
Toh, uski wo pardarshi saree me uski gand ekdum asani se dikhaai pad rahi thi.
Wo apni gand ko dekh bol padi.
Bhabhi- Haayee...isme toh sabkuch dikh hi raha hai, toh kyu naa mai aise hi chali jaau uske samne?
Aisa kehkar bhabhi ne apne pichwade se apni saree ko poora uthaya aur apni gand nanga kar ke dekhne lagi.
Uff..
Apni nangi gand ko dekhkar wo khud romanchit ho gayi.
Ab wo saree waise hi pakad kar apni gand ko hilaakar apni uss chabi par khud hi hasne lagi.
Bhabhi- Haa.. aise hi jaa. Unke liye toh chat par hi barish hogi....Ha..ha..ha...
Khudki har ek baat par bhabhi has pad rahi thi.
Fir ab bhabhi ghum gayi aur aage se bhi apni saree ko upar utha liya. Fir aine me apni chut dekh boli.
Bhabhi- Kya hoga agar aise chali jaau?
Bhabhi- Lagta hai ye dekh kar toh wo chad se hi kud jayenge...ha..ha..ha..ha..
****((
Fir bhabhi ne apna pallu bhi gira diya.
Bhabhi- Aur aise gayi toh?
Uske andar ki Randi lilly boli- "Wahhh..kya lag rahi ho..umhhhh.."
Usne aine me khudko hi ek pappi de daali.
Fir bhabhi ne haste hue kuch socha, aur apne blouse ke buttons kholne lagi. Uss wakt waha ass pass toh koi nahi tha. Kalu toh bahaar chala gaya tha, aur ye Birju chat pe tha. Uska sasur bhi ab kamare me tha.
Toh Agale pal hi usne apna blouse nikal kar niche farsh par fek diya.
Ohh..my..hod...Wo fir se stripping ke raste par thi.
Bhabhi- Haaa..aur ab?
Randi lilly- "Haa..ye huii naa baat. Suna hai use toh tumhare ye bade pasand aaye. Aur suna hai wo soch raha hai ki agar ye itne bade hai toh andar choti kitni badi hongi? Toh tu bhi dikha de lilly, ki darsal tumne kinn Prajati ke kabootar paal rakhe hai....ha..ha..ha.."
Bhabhi- Haayee..Mai toh sharm se mar jaau!
Bhabhi apne haton se chehara chupaate hue sharma gayi.
*****
Agale kuch second bhabhi fir se kisi soch me doob gayi.
Bhabhi- Are itna kya sharma rahi hai? Thodi der pahale toh poori nangi uske samne jaane ko raazhi ho gayi. Wo toh tumhare sasur ne tumhe dara diya, warna abtak toh tune mela loota diya hota. Ab bda natak kar rahi hai. Ummhhh...dekh le, thoda saa hi mouka hai tere pass. Toh kyu naa thodi masti ho jaaye? Waise kalu is also not here..aur teri shikaar bhi behad sharmili hai. Toh kyu naa usko aur sharmaya jaaye?
Bhabhi badi romanchit magar lajjit awastha me apne badan ko dekh rahi thi.
Issbaar kuch tay karke usne lambi sans bhar li. Uske chehare ko dekhkar aisa lag raha tha, jaise uske andar ki naughty Lilly ne usko koi rasta dikhaya ho.
Ab usne fir se ek lambi aahhh bhar li.
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Fir ab usne wo paan masale ki plate utha li.
Ufff...
Fir ab usne sar pe apna pallu odh liya, aur aine ke samne khadi ho gayi.
Ahhhhaa....
Wo thi, Bina blouse wali sanskari bahu....
Ufff...
Apne iss awataar ko dekh wo mishkil hasi dete hue khub romanch kaa anubhav karne lagi thi.
Aur akhirkaar himmat jutakar ab usne aise hi aage badhne kaa faisla le liya.
Ohh..my..hod...
Matlab wo blouseless hi Birju ko paan dene jaane wali thi.
Ufff..
To be continued...
Bahar se bijru ne awaj di. Toh kalu bahar gaya.
********
Uska bhi khana khaakar ho gaya tha ab.
Kalu uski thali lekar andar aya.
*****
Bhabhi- Are ye kya kar rahe ho aap? Ye mai kar leti hu...chodo...
Kalu- Are nahi. Itna toh kar hi sakte hai. Aap hamre liye kitna kuch kar rahi hai.
Usne wo thali besin me rakh di.
Bhabhi- I hope unko bhi pasand aya ho.
Kalu- Kaa? Khaana? Ki, aap?
Bhabhi- Shut up...
Kalu- Aji aap poochiyega mat. Pasand? Kaisi baate kar rahi ho bhabhi? Wo toh abtak ungaliya chaat raha hai. Dono pasand aaye hai usko.
Bhabhi- Shut up.
Kalu- Are sach me. Itne se kapade me aapki jawani dekh kar pagala gaya tha sasura. Bol raha tha Kya mall hai ye toh? Uhuu####khwakkkk...khwakkkk..Mall Matlab, ki wo ye bol raha tha, ki aap toh ekdum gudiya doll jaisi mall lagati hai har taraf se. Bahot hi sunder hai. Koi heroine bhi paani kum hai aapke samne. Badi tarif kar raha tha.
Bhabhi- Shut up...
Kalu- Sacchi. Aapki toh tareef kar hi raha tha, Par aap se bhi jyada unki badi kar raha tha.
Bhabhi- kin ki?
Bhabhi ke haste hue chehare par turant jealousy wale expression umad gaye.
Tabhi, Kalu bola.
Kalu- Aapke inn shandaar mummon ki.
Bhabhi- What? Shut up...kya battamizi hai ye?
Kalu ke mooh se mumme sunte hi bhabhi hadbada gayi. Usne bada ghussa dikhaya, lekin sath me sharm se najare bhi zhuka li.
Kalu- Aree haa...Kehta hai "itne bade?" HA..HA..HA..HA..Hamne bhi kaha, "Haa itne bade". Fir kehta hai - "Aree baap re". Fir Hamne bhi kaha- "Birjuwa..ari wo...birjuwa..samhaalo khudko, ab tumko kaa hi bataaye? bass yahi samajh lo ki, abhi toh ye ghaat shuru bhi nahi huee, asali najara toh agale mod se shuru hota hai. HA..HA..HA..Wo hairaan pareshaan hokar poochne laga "Agar parinde itne bade hai, toh unki chonch kitni badi hongi?"
Bhabhi- Shuuu...shut up.. Bilkul shut up. Ye bakwass baate band kare aap..warna....
Bhabhi sharm se zhep gayi.
Kalu- Are Sach me... hamne bhi kaha, badi? Are wo toh kya bataau tumhe. Tum bass samajh jaao. HA..HA..HA. HA..
Kalu hasne laga.
Bhabhi- Shuuu. Besharam kahi ke.....bola naa chup rahiye...kuch bhi...
Bhabhi badi asahaj ho uthi.
Kalu- Are nahi..aapke galon ki gulabi bata rahi hai, ki aap bhi andar se kitna khush ho gaye ho. Aapke chuchiyon ki tareef se aap khush ho jaate ho naa?
Bhabhi- Chiii...shutuppppp..ekdum chup...apna ye gandha mooh band rakhe aap.
Kalu- Sach keh raha hu. Ahhha...Aapko dekh kar koi bhi sabse pahale inki hi tareef karta hai. Aur usme birju bhi peshe se nikla "Doodhwala". Ab kisi doodhwale ki sabse pahali najar "Than" par hi padati hai. Ihh sasure ne sabse pahale wahi bhamp liya. Waise aapki wo dono tareef ke layak hai bhi. Keh raha tha,"aisa kuch dekha nahi kahi." Hum bhi man hi man keh gaye, " Aur nahi toh kaa? Yuhi nahi kharidi hai bhains maine. Poore 1500 rs deke. HA..HA..HA..."
Bhabhi- Bahot ho gaya aapka, nikle yaha se aap. Moohfat kahi ke? kuch bhi baate karte firte ho hamesha.
Bhabhi belan lekar uske piche doudi.
Kalu hasta huaa bahar bhaag gaya.
*********
Uske jaane ke baad toh bhabhi ka chehara aur gulaabi ho gaya. Kaan me kalu ki bate hi gunj rahi thi.
Udhar bahaar kalu aur birju 10min tak wahi araam karne me lag gaye, aur kuch baate karte baithe rahe. Aur yaha kitchen me bhabhi gaalo me muskurate hue kaam khatam karne me lag gayi.
********
********
Thodi der baad fir se kalu andar aa gaya.
Issbaar kalu ke hath me kuch paper me bandi pudiya thi.
Wo sari pudiya bhabhi ko dete hue wo bola.
Kalu- Bhabhi, ye hamra khurak. Darsal khatam ho gaya tha, toh abhi phat se samne wali tapri dukaan se le aya mai.
Bhabhi- Khurak?
Kalu- Jee haa...Are "Paan, Tambaku"!!! Sasura khaane ke baad agar ye nahi mila, toh kuch nahi mila. Sasura koi saja laage.
Bhabhi- Hummm...
Kalu- Ab sune, humka fir se jara bahar jaana pad raha hai. Aapke chat ko, kon wali jaadi pattiya lagane wali hai, toh wuii laane jaa rahe hai hum. Aur wo Birju kabka upar chadh gaya hai. Toh aap ek kaam kare bass, Usko awaj do, aur ye paan- tambaku khane bolo. Tabtak hum jaldi se yu gaya, aur yu aya.
Bhabhi- Thik hai.
Kalu ab jaane laga. Magar jaate jaate wahi ruk gaya.
Wo fir se wapas mood gaya. Issbaar wo bhabhi ke behad kareeb aya, aur aage badhkar usne bhabhi ka kaan manga.
Uski sunane ke liye bhabhi bhi aage badhi.
Kalu- Thodi der ke liye hum yaha nahi hai. Agar meri baat par aapko bharosa nahi, toh chahe toh tab tak aap khud uske mooh se tareef sun sakti ho. Ha..ha..ha. ha..
Kalu majaak me bolkar joro se hasne laga.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne ghusse se belan uski taraf maar feka.
Kalu baal baal bach gaya.
Ab wo haste haste waha se bhaag gaya. Magar jaate jaate wo fir se chilla gaya.
Kalu- Mai toh kehta hu ki, aap hi paan banakar do usko.Ha..ha..ha..
Wo haste hue ghar ke bahar nikal gaya.
**********
**********
Bhabhi uski akhari baat par kuch ajeeb saa react kar gayi thi.
Kalu ke jaate hi bhabhi ne wo pudiya uthayi, aur kholkar dekhne lagi.
Wo 7, 8 pudiya thi.
Ek me Tambaku, ek me Paan, ek me Supari, ek me lal kattha, ek me chuna, aur baaki ke 3, 4, pudiyo me alag alag paan masale.
Ye sab dekhte hi bhabhi bol padi
Bhabhi- Dekho inhe. "Shahi majdoor." Pata nahi kya kya milaakar khaate hai ye?
Ab bhabhi wo paan-tambaku ki pudiyon wali plastic thaili waise hi dene jaane lagi.
Tabhi wo ruk gayi.
Uske kaano me kalu ki wo shararati baat fir se baj gayi. Bhabhi toh gaalo me hass padi. Fir sharm se mooh me ungali dalkar khudko kaat gayi.
Kuch sochkar bhabhi ne ek 'Shahi' design wali ek badi si plate nikaal li. Fir unn saari pudiyon ko ache se uspar sajaya.
*******
Ab ek lambi sans lekar nikalne lagi. Par nikalne se pahale wo fir se ruki aur kuch sochne lagi. Usko fir se kalu ki wo shararati baate sataane lagi.
Ab wo kitchen ke 'Aine' ke samne gayi, aur khudko dekhne lagi. Uske chehare par ek naughty muskurahat thi.
Ab wo kamar ko yaha waha lachkakar apna hi roop nihaarne lagi. Uski wo black saree uske dudhiya badan par kya sexy lag rahi thi??? Ufff...
Saree ke andar abhi bhi petticoat aur panty nhi thi.
Toh, uski wo pardarshi saree me uski gand ekdum asani se dikhaai pad rahi thi.
Wo apni gand ko dekh bol padi.
Bhabhi- Haayee...isme toh sabkuch dikh hi raha hai, toh kyu naa mai aise hi chali jaau uske samne?
Aisa kehkar bhabhi ne apne pichwade se apni saree ko poora uthaya aur apni gand nanga kar ke dekhne lagi.
Uff..
Apni nangi gand ko dekhkar wo khud romanchit ho gayi.
Ab wo saree waise hi pakad kar apni gand ko hilaakar apni uss chabi par khud hi hasne lagi.
Bhabhi- Haa.. aise hi jaa. Unke liye toh chat par hi barish hogi....Ha..ha..ha...
Khudki har ek baat par bhabhi has pad rahi thi.
Fir ab bhabhi ghum gayi aur aage se bhi apni saree ko upar utha liya. Fir aine me apni chut dekh boli.
Bhabhi- Kya hoga agar aise chali jaau?
Bhabhi- Lagta hai ye dekh kar toh wo chad se hi kud jayenge...ha..ha..ha..ha..
****((
Fir bhabhi ne apna pallu bhi gira diya.
Bhabhi- Aur aise gayi toh?
Uske andar ki Randi lilly boli- "Wahhh..kya lag rahi ho..umhhhh.."
Usne aine me khudko hi ek pappi de daali.
Fir bhabhi ne haste hue kuch socha, aur apne blouse ke buttons kholne lagi. Uss wakt waha ass pass toh koi nahi tha. Kalu toh bahaar chala gaya tha, aur ye Birju chat pe tha. Uska sasur bhi ab kamare me tha.
Toh Agale pal hi usne apna blouse nikal kar niche farsh par fek diya.
Ohh..my..hod...Wo fir se stripping ke raste par thi.
Bhabhi- Haaa..aur ab?
Randi lilly- "Haa..ye huii naa baat. Suna hai use toh tumhare ye bade pasand aaye. Aur suna hai wo soch raha hai ki agar ye itne bade hai toh andar choti kitni badi hongi? Toh tu bhi dikha de lilly, ki darsal tumne kinn Prajati ke kabootar paal rakhe hai....ha..ha..ha.."
Bhabhi- Haayee..Mai toh sharm se mar jaau!
Bhabhi apne haton se chehara chupaate hue sharma gayi.
*****
Agale kuch second bhabhi fir se kisi soch me doob gayi.
Bhabhi- Are itna kya sharma rahi hai? Thodi der pahale toh poori nangi uske samne jaane ko raazhi ho gayi. Wo toh tumhare sasur ne tumhe dara diya, warna abtak toh tune mela loota diya hota. Ab bda natak kar rahi hai. Ummhhh...dekh le, thoda saa hi mouka hai tere pass. Toh kyu naa thodi masti ho jaaye? Waise kalu is also not here..aur teri shikaar bhi behad sharmili hai. Toh kyu naa usko aur sharmaya jaaye?
Bhabhi badi romanchit magar lajjit awastha me apne badan ko dekh rahi thi.
Issbaar kuch tay karke usne lambi sans bhar li. Uske chehare ko dekhkar aisa lag raha tha, jaise uske andar ki naughty Lilly ne usko koi rasta dikhaya ho.
Ab usne fir se ek lambi aahhh bhar li.
********
Fir ab usne wo paan masale ki plate utha li.
Ufff...
Fir ab usne sar pe apna pallu odh liya, aur aine ke samne khadi ho gayi.
Ahhhhaa....
Wo thi, Bina blouse wali sanskari bahu....
Ufff...
Apne iss awataar ko dekh wo mishkil hasi dete hue khub romanch kaa anubhav karne lagi thi.
Aur akhirkaar himmat jutakar ab usne aise hi aage badhne kaa faisla le liya.
Ohh..my..hod...
Matlab wo blouseless hi Birju ko paan dene jaane wali thi.
Ufff..
To be continued...
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