26-07-2026, 04:03 PM
Part 31
Bhabhi ab poori nangi hokar kitchen darwaje par khadi thi.
Ufff...
Uske chehare par ek jabardast dar, aur romanch naach raha tha. Uska seena dhad dhad ho raha tha.
Akhir, apni poori himmat jutakar bhabhi nangi bahaar aane wali hi thi.
Ke,
Waha ek hi awaj gunj uthi.
" Bahu...???##### umhhh..ahhh, Uhu...Uhu..kwaykk..kwaykkk....are wobahu######......"
Uss awaj me thartharahat thi, ek thakaan bhari kapkapahat thi.
Haa, Giridhar jee uth gaye the.
Ohhh..shittt...
Apne thar-thar kampate badan se jor ki angdaayi lete hue unhone apni bahu ko awaj di thi.
Apne sasur ki awaj jaise hi bhabhi ke kaano par padi, ufff...Bhabhi toh thar-tharakar jagah par hi uchal padi. Wo itna dar gayi ki, ek hi zhatke me uske andar ki saari masti utar gayi.
Usne turant ladkhadaate hue apna apron uthaya aur laaj se andar bhaag gayi.
Ufff...
Ye dekh kalu ke mooh se Giridhar jee ke liye ek hi gaali nikali.
Kalu- "Hattt..tere kii....sasur-ke-nati buddha, ye Kaha se tapak pada? Budbak budhawa...isko bhi abhi uthana tha?
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Magar nangi bahaar aanewali bhabhi ab andar bhaag chuki thi.
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Andar aakar bhabhi ne khudko kosna shuru kiya -
" Haayee..riii...are you mad? Ye tu kya karne ja rahi thi? Sasural ghar hai tera ye. Pati ko jakar 1 din bhi nahi huaa, aur tu ye kya kar rahi hai? Besharam kahi ki? 2 paraaye mardon ke samne poori nangi jaane ko tayaar thi? Randi hai kya tu? unka chodo Kum se kum apne sasur ka toh khayal rakhati?" hayee...kahi unhe shak toh nahi huaa? Bhale hi unka mooh uss taraf tha.. bhale hi wo soye hue the...bhale hi unko dikhaayi kum padta ho....magar.. Uff...tu bhi naa?"
Ab bhabhi ne phat se kitchen ke kone me padi saree, aur blouse ko utha liya aur turant pahan liya tha.
Sasur ki awaj se uska pora nasha utar gaya tha jaise.
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Tabhi kalu andar aya.
Bina jawab diye wo basin ki taraf gaya, aur basin me apni thali rakh di.
Fir chupchap hi bhabhi ke samne aya.
Fir, ekdum se apne ghutno par baithke samne zhuk gaya aur bhabhi ko Salam karne laga.
Wo bol pada.
Kalu- "Hayyeeee....Haayeee..Maan gaya aapko. kya kar dala? Keval iss apron me birju ke samne aa gayi? Meri toh khatiya khadi kar di aapne. Meri kya? Wah Birjuwa toh jaan se jaate jaate bacha hai. Ahhhaaaa Kya jabardast bindhast ho aap. Aur asal baat toh iah reh gayi ki, wu toh aapka sasur ne khela bighaad diya. Warna...hummm,,,Aapka sasur bhi naa? Sahi wakat pe ungali kar gaya, warna aaj toh saare record toot gaye hote. Haa, Samaj sakat hai aap dar gayi, koi bhi dar jata apne sasur ki awaj ko sunkar. Magar aap gabraao mat. Meri poori najar hai budhe par. Wo fir se so raha hai."
Kalu abhi bhi wahi ummid laaaye baitha tha, magar Bhabhi yaha serious chehara lekar khadi thi.
Bhabhi- Shut-up, buddha kaha toh. Wo mere sasur hai. Aur Sune..ab kuch nahi...baat bhi nahi karna.
Kalu- "Areee? Aap kaahe dar rahe hai?
"Sab Maya lahe tumhare sarna"
"Tum Rani iss duniya ki, kaaho ka darna"
Are aap toh asali "chounoti queen" hai. Ari wo toh aapke sasur jee bich me aaye, warna abtak toh aapne chounoti ko chirr-faad kar rakh diya hota. Kasam se kya daringbaaz ho aap. Toh yakin maaniye, jo aapne tay kiya tha, wu badi asaani se kar degi aap toh. Himka poora yakin hai. Dekh lena. Are aapne toh "chappar phaad kar bawal kar diya tha, dhoti faad kar rumaal kar diya tha. Jay ho aapki...". HAA...Humka kabhi laga nahi tha, ki aisan hi birjuwa ke samne bahaar aaogi?"
Birju kaa naam sunte hi bhabhi ne laaj se chehara hi mod liya.
Kalu- Haa..ha..ha..Sasura Birju!!! Uss bichare ki halat kya batau? Par kuch bhi kahe, harami sala muzhse nasibwala nikla. Pahle din hi itna kuch mila sasure ko. Warna hame toh mahino ke mahine chakkar kaatne pade hai.
Bhabhi- Uff...shut up..muzhe bhi lag raha hai kuch jyada hi huaa...isliye ab pachtawa ho raha hai. Haayee....mai bhi naa?? Muzhe toh sasur jee kaa bhi khayaal nahi raha.
Kalu- "Nahi nahi..chinta ki koi baat nahi. Hamri sab taraf najar thi, bhabhi. Toh aap chinta naa kare. Akhir me sab surakshit hi hai. Aap tensin naa le. Birjuwa toh hamra aadmi hai. Toh uski koi baat hi nahi. Baaki rahi baat aapke sasur ki, toh waha bhi chinta ki koi baat nahi. Sara darmiya hamra najar barabar tha unpar. Wo toh uss taraf mooh kar ke aram se so rahe the. Aur waise bhi unko kamjor dikhaai deta hai naa? Toh kaahe ki chinta?
Aur Pachtawa? Nahi nahi..kaahe ko? Aapko toh ulta khuss hona chahiye. Ye khass chunoti koi aur aurat kar hi nahi paati."
Magar bhabhi issbaar kuch jyada hi serious thi.
Bhabhi- Shut up...chup matlab chup. Ab bahot huaa. Mai bhi pagal hi hu. Kaha aap logo ke chakkar me padi hu? Dekhe, mai kuch serious bata rahi hu, toh achhe se samajh lo. Abtak jo huaa, wo ho gaya. Abse koi faltugiri nahi chahiye muzhe. Toh ab majak- masti khatam aur chupchaap khana khatam kar lo, aur kaam pe lag jaao apne apne.
Kalu- Par mai kya bol raha hu bhabhi jee..Jo tay kar liya hai, kara hi do naa ab. Nahi, dil me koi malal nahi rehna chahiye. Waise bhi kitna time lagega? 2minute me toh ho jaayega. Haa, chaahe toh giridhar jee ke sone tak intzaar karte hai hum log.
Bhabhi - Are samajh nahi aa rah hai kya aapko? Kaha naa ab kuch nahi. Stop means stop.
Ghuuse se bhabhi bol padi.
Bhabhi kaa badala huaa mood kalu ne bhamp liya. Jab baat serious ho toh kalu wahi ruk jata tha.
Kalu- Thik hai jee.. jaisa aap kahe. Par aap bass ghussa naa ho.
Uska ye jawab sunkar bhabhi bhi ab thodi relax ho gayi.
Bhabhi- Achaa huaa aap baat ko samajh gaye. Aur waise hath kyu dho liya? Khana khatam? Aur le lete?
Tabhi,
Bahaar se uske sasur ne fir se awaj lagaayi.
Sasur jee- " Bahu...umhhh..ohhh...wu..bahu????
Giridhar jee ko paralysis huaa tha. Isliye unko bolne me badi dikkat hoti thi. Jyada tar muhhhmmm....hummm..ke ishaare me kapkapaate bolte the. Magar kabhi kabhi badi koshish se karhaati awaaj me bol bhi paate the, jaha bolna jaroori tha.
Kalu- Khana? Aji jindagi bhar itna nahi khaya kabhi. Kut kut bhar liya hai pet me. Sans lene ko tak jagah nahi bachi. Aur waha wo birjuwa abhi tak those jaa raha hai.ha..ha. ha...waise aapke sasur jee bula rahe hai aapko.
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Bhabhi- Pata hai muzhe. Aur kyu bula rahe hai ye bhi pata hai. Jaa rahi hu. Aap ye bataao pahale ki, wo bharose Layak toh hai naa?
Kalu- Kon birjuwa? Aap nishint rahe, bola toh hai?
Tabhi, bhabhi ne kuch dhoondate hue poocha.
Bhabhi- Ufff...Aur haa, meri panty kaha rakhi hai? Mil hi nahi rahi hai muzhe.
Kalu- Kaisan milegi? Hamne fir se hamre pass rakh li thi.
Aisa bolkar kalu apni pant ke ubhaar par sehlaane laga.
Matlab usne fir se bhabhi ki panty apne pant me daal li thi.
Kalu- Waise, bhabhi dekha jaaye toh ab iski koi jaroorat bhi nahi.
Bhabhi- Shut up....Aap fir shuru ho gaye? Chupchaap baithe aap. Aur meri wo panty de pahale.
Kalu- Are rahane dijiye naa.
Bhabhi- What? Kya matlab? Muzhe bahaar jana hai. Sasurjee ko unke kamare me lekar jana hai. Aap bhi naa..Har baar aisa hi karte ho. Last time bhi lekar gaye the. Aap meri panties ka karte kya ho?
Kalu- Are akhari wali wapas laakar de raha tha. Par aapne hi mana kar diya tha.
Bhabhi- Haa. Pata hai kiss halat me de rahe the. Ab itni gandi kar doge toh kaise le lu? Itna ganda hone tak aap karte kya ho?
Kalu- Wo aap nahi samjhoge. Ye mardon wali baat hoti hai. Waise ye bhi gandi ho gayi hai. Aap chahe toh pahan sakti ho.
Bhabhi- Chiiiiii....aap bhi naa... rahane dijiye aapke pass hi ab. Nahi chahiye muzhe. Mai upar jakar dusari pahan leti hu.
Kalu- Are rahane dijiye. Kaahe ko pahanana. Ab fir se ye manhoos kaali saree pahan toh li hai. Ab aur kaa pahanana? Waisan bhi uss andhe ko kaa dikhne wala hai?
Bhabhi- Shut up...khabardaar mere sasur jee ko aisa kuch kaha toh?
Kalu- Sorri...sorri...hmra matlab tha aapke sasur ko.
Bhabhi- Chup rahe.
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Ab bhabhi ne khudke pehraawe ko thik kiya. Fir ek sanskari bahu ki tarah apne sar pe pallu odh liya. Aur wo bahaar gayi.
Kuch pal pahale nangi hokar jaane ko ready thi!!!
Waha birju abhi bhi khana khaate baitha tha. Sharam se bhabhi ne uski taraf dekha tak nahi. Wo seedha apne sasur ki kursi tak gayi. Fir kursi ke wheels ki lock khol di, aur kursi ko piche se pakadkar apne sasur jee ko unke kamare tak le jaane lagi.
Bhabhi unko kamare tak kursi par bithaakar le gayi. Aur ab waha kandha dekar apne sasurjee ko jimmedaari ke sath support dekar unke hath pakadkar unko andar le gayi.
Ye dekh kalu toh aur khush huaa. Kyunki ab toh sasur jee bhi kamare me chale gaye the. Magar usko ek baat ki tension ho rahi thi. Aur wo thi bhabhi kaa moody swabhaav. Ye tikhi mirchi lag raha tha fir se teekhi ban chuki thi. Ab fir se garam karne me bada wakt lagane wala tha.
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Tabhi, bhabhi apne sasur jee ko kamare me chodkar fir se wapas aa gayi.
Bhabhi- Are, yahi khade hai? Kaam yaad bhi hi ki bhool gaye? Kab karoge? Adha din khatm ho gaya aur abtak adha kaam bhi nahi huaa.
Kalu- Are bhabhi jee??? Abhi khaana khaaye hai. Wo bhi itna bharpet. Jara dakaar toh le dene de. Upar se Itne bade hadse se gujare hai hum dono. Jara sans toh lene dijiye. Warna meri pipe lickage ho jaayegi aur wo Birju toh chat se gir jawega. Aap toh malkin bani ghum rahi hosaare dor hath me liye, Golu shet ki tarah.
Bhabhi- Shut up....bass baate karni aati hai aapko. Aap aaram kar lo, yaa aur kuch? Muzhe kaam poora hona mangta hai. Aur wo bhi time pe. Aur wo bhi achaa...koi kamchori naa chipka ke chale jaayiyega, Samjhe kya?
Kalu- Are wo chodo. Uski tension aap naa karo. Wu hum dekh lenge. Hum yeh keh rahe the ki. Ab toh sasur jee bhi andar chale gaye hai....
Bhabhi- Toh? Ekdum shut up. Ek kaam karo, aap bahaar hi nikalo yaha se..
Kalu- Aji majak kar raha tha jee..waise ye sab chodiye..Pahale aap ye bataaye ki, Aap khana kab khaoge? Kha lijiye. Kab se hamre liye mehnat kiye jaa rahi hai?
Bhabhi- Mai khaa lungi baad me. Pahale ye kaam nipta lu. Sasur jee ko bhi khilana hai abhi. Waise ghar ki aurate baad me hi khana khati hai.
Kalu- Haa.. bichari aurate. Khana wo banaati hai, aur sabse akhir khana use milta hai.
Bhabhi- Haa..wo toh hai. Waise aap bade hi battmiz ho.
Kalu- Hunnn? Kya huaa ab bhabhi jee?
Bhabhi- Khane ki tareef bhi nahi ki? Kya itna bura tha?
Kalu- Ariiiii...sasura.....nahi kiye kaa??? Ohhh...Hum bhi kya sasura budbak hai!! Sori..Sori..bhabhi, baat baat me wo bhool hi gye hum. Magar kya bol rhe ho -bura? Aap pagal ho kya? Kasam khake kahta hu, aisa khana hum dono ne zindagi me nahi khaya. Aur naa hi kabhi khayenge. Kya murgi banati ho aap??? Birju toh abtak those jaa raha hai..."
Tareef sunkar bhabhi ne thodi hasi dikhaayi.
Bhabhi- Chale sunkar achaa laga. toh aapko tareef bhi karni aati hai? Muzhe laga bass faltu ki baate karte firte ho.
Kalu- Arii..aap samjhe nahi. Wu faltu ki baate bhi darsal tareef hi hoti hai.
Bhabhi- Shut up...chup rahe..
Kalu- Tareef nahi bhabhi jee sachhayi bataa rahe hai. Kasam se.. biwi ho toh aapke jaisi. Sab taraf se maal hi maal. Isko paane wala toh double malamal.
Bhabhi hasne lagi.
Bhahbhi- Aap bhi naa..
Tabhi,
Bahar se bijru ne awaj di. Toh kalu bahar gaya.
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Uska bhi khana khaakar ho gaya tha ab.
To be continued....
Bhabhi ab poori nangi hokar kitchen darwaje par khadi thi.
Ufff...
Uske chehare par ek jabardast dar, aur romanch naach raha tha. Uska seena dhad dhad ho raha tha.
Akhir, apni poori himmat jutakar bhabhi nangi bahaar aane wali hi thi.
Ke,
Waha ek hi awaj gunj uthi.
" Bahu...???##### umhhh..ahhh, Uhu...Uhu..kwaykk..kwaykkk....are wobahu######......"
Uss awaj me thartharahat thi, ek thakaan bhari kapkapahat thi.
Haa, Giridhar jee uth gaye the.
Ohhh..shittt...
Apne thar-thar kampate badan se jor ki angdaayi lete hue unhone apni bahu ko awaj di thi.
Apne sasur ki awaj jaise hi bhabhi ke kaano par padi, ufff...Bhabhi toh thar-tharakar jagah par hi uchal padi. Wo itna dar gayi ki, ek hi zhatke me uske andar ki saari masti utar gayi.
Usne turant ladkhadaate hue apna apron uthaya aur laaj se andar bhaag gayi.
Ufff...
Ye dekh kalu ke mooh se Giridhar jee ke liye ek hi gaali nikali.
Kalu- "Hattt..tere kii....sasur-ke-nati buddha, ye Kaha se tapak pada? Budbak budhawa...isko bhi abhi uthana tha?
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Magar nangi bahaar aanewali bhabhi ab andar bhaag chuki thi.
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Andar aakar bhabhi ne khudko kosna shuru kiya -
" Haayee..riii...are you mad? Ye tu kya karne ja rahi thi? Sasural ghar hai tera ye. Pati ko jakar 1 din bhi nahi huaa, aur tu ye kya kar rahi hai? Besharam kahi ki? 2 paraaye mardon ke samne poori nangi jaane ko tayaar thi? Randi hai kya tu? unka chodo Kum se kum apne sasur ka toh khayal rakhati?" hayee...kahi unhe shak toh nahi huaa? Bhale hi unka mooh uss taraf tha.. bhale hi wo soye hue the...bhale hi unko dikhaayi kum padta ho....magar.. Uff...tu bhi naa?"
Ab bhabhi ne phat se kitchen ke kone me padi saree, aur blouse ko utha liya aur turant pahan liya tha.
Sasur ki awaj se uska pora nasha utar gaya tha jaise.
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Tabhi kalu andar aya.
Bina jawab diye wo basin ki taraf gaya, aur basin me apni thali rakh di.
Fir chupchap hi bhabhi ke samne aya.
Fir, ekdum se apne ghutno par baithke samne zhuk gaya aur bhabhi ko Salam karne laga.
Wo bol pada.
Kalu- "Hayyeeee....Haayeee..Maan gaya aapko. kya kar dala? Keval iss apron me birju ke samne aa gayi? Meri toh khatiya khadi kar di aapne. Meri kya? Wah Birjuwa toh jaan se jaate jaate bacha hai. Ahhhaaaa Kya jabardast bindhast ho aap. Aur asal baat toh iah reh gayi ki, wu toh aapka sasur ne khela bighaad diya. Warna...hummm,,,Aapka sasur bhi naa? Sahi wakat pe ungali kar gaya, warna aaj toh saare record toot gaye hote. Haa, Samaj sakat hai aap dar gayi, koi bhi dar jata apne sasur ki awaj ko sunkar. Magar aap gabraao mat. Meri poori najar hai budhe par. Wo fir se so raha hai."
Kalu abhi bhi wahi ummid laaaye baitha tha, magar Bhabhi yaha serious chehara lekar khadi thi.
Bhabhi- Shut-up, buddha kaha toh. Wo mere sasur hai. Aur Sune..ab kuch nahi...baat bhi nahi karna.
Kalu- "Areee? Aap kaahe dar rahe hai?
"Sab Maya lahe tumhare sarna"
"Tum Rani iss duniya ki, kaaho ka darna"
Are aap toh asali "chounoti queen" hai. Ari wo toh aapke sasur jee bich me aaye, warna abtak toh aapne chounoti ko chirr-faad kar rakh diya hota. Kasam se kya daringbaaz ho aap. Toh yakin maaniye, jo aapne tay kiya tha, wu badi asaani se kar degi aap toh. Himka poora yakin hai. Dekh lena. Are aapne toh "chappar phaad kar bawal kar diya tha, dhoti faad kar rumaal kar diya tha. Jay ho aapki...". HAA...Humka kabhi laga nahi tha, ki aisan hi birjuwa ke samne bahaar aaogi?"
Birju kaa naam sunte hi bhabhi ne laaj se chehara hi mod liya.
Kalu- Haa..ha..ha..Sasura Birju!!! Uss bichare ki halat kya batau? Par kuch bhi kahe, harami sala muzhse nasibwala nikla. Pahle din hi itna kuch mila sasure ko. Warna hame toh mahino ke mahine chakkar kaatne pade hai.
Bhabhi- Uff...shut up..muzhe bhi lag raha hai kuch jyada hi huaa...isliye ab pachtawa ho raha hai. Haayee....mai bhi naa?? Muzhe toh sasur jee kaa bhi khayaal nahi raha.
Kalu- "Nahi nahi..chinta ki koi baat nahi. Hamri sab taraf najar thi, bhabhi. Toh aap chinta naa kare. Akhir me sab surakshit hi hai. Aap tensin naa le. Birjuwa toh hamra aadmi hai. Toh uski koi baat hi nahi. Baaki rahi baat aapke sasur ki, toh waha bhi chinta ki koi baat nahi. Sara darmiya hamra najar barabar tha unpar. Wo toh uss taraf mooh kar ke aram se so rahe the. Aur waise bhi unko kamjor dikhaai deta hai naa? Toh kaahe ki chinta?
Aur Pachtawa? Nahi nahi..kaahe ko? Aapko toh ulta khuss hona chahiye. Ye khass chunoti koi aur aurat kar hi nahi paati."
Magar bhabhi issbaar kuch jyada hi serious thi.
Bhabhi- Shut up...chup matlab chup. Ab bahot huaa. Mai bhi pagal hi hu. Kaha aap logo ke chakkar me padi hu? Dekhe, mai kuch serious bata rahi hu, toh achhe se samajh lo. Abtak jo huaa, wo ho gaya. Abse koi faltugiri nahi chahiye muzhe. Toh ab majak- masti khatam aur chupchaap khana khatam kar lo, aur kaam pe lag jaao apne apne.
Kalu- Par mai kya bol raha hu bhabhi jee..Jo tay kar liya hai, kara hi do naa ab. Nahi, dil me koi malal nahi rehna chahiye. Waise bhi kitna time lagega? 2minute me toh ho jaayega. Haa, chaahe toh giridhar jee ke sone tak intzaar karte hai hum log.
Bhabhi - Are samajh nahi aa rah hai kya aapko? Kaha naa ab kuch nahi. Stop means stop.
Ghuuse se bhabhi bol padi.
Bhabhi kaa badala huaa mood kalu ne bhamp liya. Jab baat serious ho toh kalu wahi ruk jata tha.
Kalu- Thik hai jee.. jaisa aap kahe. Par aap bass ghussa naa ho.
Uska ye jawab sunkar bhabhi bhi ab thodi relax ho gayi.
Bhabhi- Achaa huaa aap baat ko samajh gaye. Aur waise hath kyu dho liya? Khana khatam? Aur le lete?
Tabhi,
Bahaar se uske sasur ne fir se awaj lagaayi.
Sasur jee- " Bahu...umhhh..ohhh...wu..bahu????
Giridhar jee ko paralysis huaa tha. Isliye unko bolne me badi dikkat hoti thi. Jyada tar muhhhmmm....hummm..ke ishaare me kapkapaate bolte the. Magar kabhi kabhi badi koshish se karhaati awaaj me bol bhi paate the, jaha bolna jaroori tha.
Kalu- Khana? Aji jindagi bhar itna nahi khaya kabhi. Kut kut bhar liya hai pet me. Sans lene ko tak jagah nahi bachi. Aur waha wo birjuwa abhi tak those jaa raha hai.ha..ha. ha...waise aapke sasur jee bula rahe hai aapko.
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Bhabhi- Pata hai muzhe. Aur kyu bula rahe hai ye bhi pata hai. Jaa rahi hu. Aap ye bataao pahale ki, wo bharose Layak toh hai naa?
Kalu- Kon birjuwa? Aap nishint rahe, bola toh hai?
Tabhi, bhabhi ne kuch dhoondate hue poocha.
Bhabhi- Ufff...Aur haa, meri panty kaha rakhi hai? Mil hi nahi rahi hai muzhe.
Kalu- Kaisan milegi? Hamne fir se hamre pass rakh li thi.
Aisa bolkar kalu apni pant ke ubhaar par sehlaane laga.
Matlab usne fir se bhabhi ki panty apne pant me daal li thi.
Kalu- Waise, bhabhi dekha jaaye toh ab iski koi jaroorat bhi nahi.
Bhabhi- Shut up....Aap fir shuru ho gaye? Chupchaap baithe aap. Aur meri wo panty de pahale.
Kalu- Are rahane dijiye naa.
Bhabhi- What? Kya matlab? Muzhe bahaar jana hai. Sasurjee ko unke kamare me lekar jana hai. Aap bhi naa..Har baar aisa hi karte ho. Last time bhi lekar gaye the. Aap meri panties ka karte kya ho?
Kalu- Are akhari wali wapas laakar de raha tha. Par aapne hi mana kar diya tha.
Bhabhi- Haa. Pata hai kiss halat me de rahe the. Ab itni gandi kar doge toh kaise le lu? Itna ganda hone tak aap karte kya ho?
Kalu- Wo aap nahi samjhoge. Ye mardon wali baat hoti hai. Waise ye bhi gandi ho gayi hai. Aap chahe toh pahan sakti ho.
Bhabhi- Chiiiiii....aap bhi naa... rahane dijiye aapke pass hi ab. Nahi chahiye muzhe. Mai upar jakar dusari pahan leti hu.
Kalu- Are rahane dijiye. Kaahe ko pahanana. Ab fir se ye manhoos kaali saree pahan toh li hai. Ab aur kaa pahanana? Waisan bhi uss andhe ko kaa dikhne wala hai?
Bhabhi- Shut up...khabardaar mere sasur jee ko aisa kuch kaha toh?
Kalu- Sorri...sorri...hmra matlab tha aapke sasur ko.
Bhabhi- Chup rahe.
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Ab bhabhi ne khudke pehraawe ko thik kiya. Fir ek sanskari bahu ki tarah apne sar pe pallu odh liya. Aur wo bahaar gayi.
Kuch pal pahale nangi hokar jaane ko ready thi!!!
Waha birju abhi bhi khana khaate baitha tha. Sharam se bhabhi ne uski taraf dekha tak nahi. Wo seedha apne sasur ki kursi tak gayi. Fir kursi ke wheels ki lock khol di, aur kursi ko piche se pakadkar apne sasur jee ko unke kamare tak le jaane lagi.
Bhabhi unko kamare tak kursi par bithaakar le gayi. Aur ab waha kandha dekar apne sasurjee ko jimmedaari ke sath support dekar unke hath pakadkar unko andar le gayi.
Ye dekh kalu toh aur khush huaa. Kyunki ab toh sasur jee bhi kamare me chale gaye the. Magar usko ek baat ki tension ho rahi thi. Aur wo thi bhabhi kaa moody swabhaav. Ye tikhi mirchi lag raha tha fir se teekhi ban chuki thi. Ab fir se garam karne me bada wakt lagane wala tha.
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Tabhi, bhabhi apne sasur jee ko kamare me chodkar fir se wapas aa gayi.
Bhabhi- Are, yahi khade hai? Kaam yaad bhi hi ki bhool gaye? Kab karoge? Adha din khatm ho gaya aur abtak adha kaam bhi nahi huaa.
Kalu- Are bhabhi jee??? Abhi khaana khaaye hai. Wo bhi itna bharpet. Jara dakaar toh le dene de. Upar se Itne bade hadse se gujare hai hum dono. Jara sans toh lene dijiye. Warna meri pipe lickage ho jaayegi aur wo Birju toh chat se gir jawega. Aap toh malkin bani ghum rahi hosaare dor hath me liye, Golu shet ki tarah.
Bhabhi- Shut up....bass baate karni aati hai aapko. Aap aaram kar lo, yaa aur kuch? Muzhe kaam poora hona mangta hai. Aur wo bhi time pe. Aur wo bhi achaa...koi kamchori naa chipka ke chale jaayiyega, Samjhe kya?
Kalu- Are wo chodo. Uski tension aap naa karo. Wu hum dekh lenge. Hum yeh keh rahe the ki. Ab toh sasur jee bhi andar chale gaye hai....
Bhabhi- Toh? Ekdum shut up. Ek kaam karo, aap bahaar hi nikalo yaha se..
Kalu- Aji majak kar raha tha jee..waise ye sab chodiye..Pahale aap ye bataaye ki, Aap khana kab khaoge? Kha lijiye. Kab se hamre liye mehnat kiye jaa rahi hai?
Bhabhi- Mai khaa lungi baad me. Pahale ye kaam nipta lu. Sasur jee ko bhi khilana hai abhi. Waise ghar ki aurate baad me hi khana khati hai.
Kalu- Haa.. bichari aurate. Khana wo banaati hai, aur sabse akhir khana use milta hai.
Bhabhi- Haa..wo toh hai. Waise aap bade hi battmiz ho.
Kalu- Hunnn? Kya huaa ab bhabhi jee?
Bhabhi- Khane ki tareef bhi nahi ki? Kya itna bura tha?
Kalu- Ariiiii...sasura.....nahi kiye kaa??? Ohhh...Hum bhi kya sasura budbak hai!! Sori..Sori..bhabhi, baat baat me wo bhool hi gye hum. Magar kya bol rhe ho -bura? Aap pagal ho kya? Kasam khake kahta hu, aisa khana hum dono ne zindagi me nahi khaya. Aur naa hi kabhi khayenge. Kya murgi banati ho aap??? Birju toh abtak those jaa raha hai..."
Tareef sunkar bhabhi ne thodi hasi dikhaayi.
Bhabhi- Chale sunkar achaa laga. toh aapko tareef bhi karni aati hai? Muzhe laga bass faltu ki baate karte firte ho.
Kalu- Arii..aap samjhe nahi. Wu faltu ki baate bhi darsal tareef hi hoti hai.
Bhabhi- Shut up...chup rahe..
Kalu- Tareef nahi bhabhi jee sachhayi bataa rahe hai. Kasam se.. biwi ho toh aapke jaisi. Sab taraf se maal hi maal. Isko paane wala toh double malamal.
Bhabhi hasne lagi.
Bhahbhi- Aap bhi naa..
Tabhi,
Bahar se bijru ne awaj di. Toh kalu bahar gaya.
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Uska bhi khana khaakar ho gaya tha ab.
To be continued....
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