Pati Patni aur Sadakchhap Aashiq...continued

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Subha param office ke liye nikal jaata hai.


Jasleen aaj subhaa se badii excited thi, kuki use pataa tha ke param ke office jaane ke baad meena aayegi…..aur….raaamuu…..raaamuji bhi.

Jasleen nahaa dho kar ready ho jaati hai,……jasleen ne raamu ko rijhaane ke liyee aaaj ek red sari pehni hai……use yakeen hai ki usko saari Mei dekh ke raaamuji bade khush ho jaaynge….



Darwaaje ki ghanti bajti hai….

Jasleeen darwaajaa kholne ke liye gate ke pass jaati hai……

Lekin tabhi uski nazar pass ke mirror pe jaati hai aur wo dekhti hai ki usne sindoor nahi lgaya hai……

Agar gate pe raamuji hue to….bina sindoor ke unka welcome…..unhe fir achaa nahi lagegaaa……jasleen sharmaate hue sochti hai……use theek se pataa hai ki wo pagalpan Mei bahiii jaa rahi hai……par acha lagg rha hai use…..

Wo bhaag se bedroom Mei jaati hai aur apne lipgloss se maang Mei halka sa sindooor laga leti hai…….

Lijiiiyeee mere patidevvvvvv…..ho gayii aaapki biwi tayaaaarrr……jasleen khud se bolke khilkhilaaati hai…….



Darwaaje ki dusri ghanti bajti hai….aur jasleen gate kholti hai…..

Gate par meena hoti hai……apni battisi dikha ke khadi hoti hai…..

Meena: kaisiiiiiiii……hooooo…….meriiii pyaaaaariiii……bhaauuuujiiiii………

Meena jorrr se bolti huiii ander aati hai aur jasleen ko galee se lagaaati hai……..

Jasleen bhi khilkhilaati hai…..

Jasleen meena ke peeche dekhti hai…..ki koi or nahi hai…….

Meena jasleen ki aankho ko padh leti hai……..

Meena: haaayeee….bhauji…..kisko dhund rahiii hain ankhiyaaann….

Jasleen sharmaaa jaaati hai…….wooo…mujhe lagaaa wo bhi aayngeee….

Meena: oooooo….beetaabi to dekhooo…..kaise bann thann ke apne suhaaag ka sindoor lagaake…. wait ho rha hai…….kaho to kal se apni jagah usi ko bhej duuuu…..meena aankh maarke chhedti hai…

Jasleen: dhhattttt meeenaaa…..aisa kuch nahi hai……mujhee lagaaa ki kal ki tarahhh….shayad aaaaj bhi…….tere saath……raamuuuuu….ji…aaynge……jasleen sharmaate hue bolti…..

Meena: are bhauji….lagtaa hai mann nahi bharaaaa hai kal se……abto rojj rojj aankhe tarsengiiii apne patiii se milne ke intazaaaar mei……

Jasleen hass deti hai…..

Jasleen: kyaa meenaa…..kal to tujhe pataa hi hai…..kaise sab jaldi jaldi……sharmaate hue jasleeen bolti hai….

Meena: haaaan bhaujiiii……dekhaa maine….sabbbbb dekhaa……meena aankh maarti hai…..

Meena: bhaujiiii…….kal to jo ander dekha…..vaisa pehle kisi gandi filam mei bhi nahi dekhaaa thaaa……kaise jaaanvar baneee hue the dono……mere to pure time hosh ude hue the……..mann kar rhaaa tha keee kaaash meri bhi pyaaas bhujhaaane waalaa koi hotaaaaaa us waqtttt……

Jasleen apni aankhe baddiii krke meena ko dekhti hai: badmaash!!!

Meena: sachhh Mei bhauji…..bahot lucky ho aaap……pehle wohiii marad kaise haivaaniyat Mei aapki jaan nikaal rha thaa……fir wohiii marad kaise pyaar se aapke kadam chuumm rha thaa……kya jaadu kiaa re meri bhaujiiiiii……hameee bhi to btaaaaooooooooo……

Jasleen sharma ke apna chehra apne dono haatho Mei chuppa leti hai…..

Jasleen: kyaaaa meeenaaaa…..tu bhi na……..mujhe bhi nahi pataaa……kyaaa hi huaaaa……

Meena: ishq hua hai aapke yaaaar ko…..or kyaaa…….jo bologiii bhauji…. vaisaa hi kregaaa……aisaa aashiq kahinn dhundne se bhi nahi miltaa bhaujiiii….jaisa mera bhai hai…..

Jasleen: haaaaan dekhaaa tere bhaiii ko…..jasleen jhuthaa gussa karte hue bolti hai……kahaaan fassaaa ke chalaaa gya kal…..kya jarurat thi use wo mangalsutra aise dene ki……

Meena: are bhauji aapko dekh ke khaaa use kuch bhi yaad aaya hoga…..or thoda khiskhaa hua to hai hi wo……itna to mujhe bhi pta hai….

Jasleen meena ko aankhe badi karke bolti haii: sirf thodaaa……jaan hi nikall gayi thi meri…..milne do usko…..bataaati hu m…..hai khaa tera bhai vaise…..

Meena: are bhauji uski behen ki shadi hone wali hai na…..to usi ke kaam Mei lagaa hua haii……

Haan shadiii se yaad aayaa….wo bhaujiii…..aapko aapke sasuraal aane ka nyotaa aayaa haiiii…….

Jasleen shadi ki baat sunke khush hoti hai……par sasural ka naam sunke usko kal ka Sara episode yaad aa jata hai….

Jasleen: aree meenaaa….kya hai y sab…..mangalsutra….sasuraaalll……kya Sachi Mei raamu ne apni maa ko sab btaa diya….

Meena: haan bhauji…..maine usko khaaa ki kyaa jarurat thi y sab karne ki……to raamu ne bataya ki uski maa uski shadi ki baat kar rahi thi…., behen ki shadi ke baaad…..raaamu ki bhi shaadi ho jaaye….aisa uski maa chahti hai……

Raamu ki shaadi ki baat sunkee Jasleeen thoda chaunk jaati hai…..firr…firrrr……jasleen thoda haklaate hue puchhati hai….

Meena jasleen ki aankho mei thoda darr dekhti hai……wo mann hi mann sochti hai…..to kya raamu kal sachh bol rha tha…..kya sahi mei y Mehallonn ki raani….us jhopadpatti wale ke yahaan jaane ko raaaji ho jaaygi…..iske chehre pe ye darrr ku hai raaamu ki shadi ki baat sunke…..

Meena: are firr kya tha meri bhaujiiii…..raamu ne maa ko kha….. ke use kisi or mei koi interest nahi hai….……aur aapke baare mei bhi…..ki gaav mei shadi mei kya kya huaaa…..

Jasleen haklaate hue: kyyyaa… kyaaa…. huaaa….

Meena: ki raamu ne aapki maang bhari……yhiiiii……

Jasleen: to fir……

Meena: raamu ki maa ko to vishvaaas hi nahi huaaa……isliye unhone raamu ko khaaa hai ki….agar ye sachhh hai to aapko sasuraaal leke aaye bahuu ki tarah……

Jasleen paseeene paseeenee ho jaati hai…..

Jasleen: meeiii…kaisee…kaiseee……meeenaa…..

Meena: are aap tension na lo bhauji…..Maine raamu ko samjhaaayaaa…..ki aaap kaiseee jaa payngiiii….aap itne badee ghar ki maalkin ho…..ku ek jhopad patti mei jaaoge……

Jasleen: wo baat nahi hai meena, matlab raamu tak to theek tha…..magar yeee…… maaji,…..y sab…..bahot jaydaa ho rha hai meenaaa…..yhaaa param…….m….kaiseee…..

Meena: haan maine bhi raamu ko yahi kahaaa…..aap nahi aayngi……par aapne apne aashiq pe na jaane kya jaadoo karke rakhaaa hai…..wo kehtaaa hai….use yakeen hai….aap wha jaayngi…….

Jasleen badiii duvidhaaa Mei dikhti hai……

Meena: dekho bhauji…..do raste hain…….ek rastaa to ye….ki raamu ki shaadi ho jaane dete hain kisi or se……aur aap dono….abhi ke jaise…..chhup chhup ke milte rehnaa…….apne majeee continue rakhnaaa……

Raamu ki shadi ki baat sunke jasleen ke ander badii jalann hoti hai…naa jaane kuuu…..

Jasleen utsuktaa se: oorrr….orr…..dusraaa….

Meena: or fir dusraaa ye……ke aap…..apne sasuraaal jaaiye…..apne raamuji ke parivaaar ke passs……apne patiii aur saas ki sevaaa kijiyeee……

Y sunke jasleen firse asmanjaasss Mei padd jaati hai…..

Jasleen: kyaaaaaa…..meeeenaaa……m kaise……tujhe to sab pataa hai naa……..tere pass to har cheez ka ilaaaj hotaaaa hai…..to nikaaal na koi idea…….

Jasleen meena ko serious face banaake bolti hai……

Meena: Are bhauji aap ghabraaiye mat…..m huuuun naaa…..nikaaalte hain na koi tarkeeeeb…….pehle aap y bataaaiye……aap nahi chahti na ki raamu ki kisi or se shaaadi ho…..

Jasleen: bilkulllll nahi…….

Meena: to bass thikk hai…..to jiss tarah se aapne apna jaaduu raamu pe chalaaya hai….usi tarah se apna jaaadoooo uski maa pe bhi chalaaa dijiyeeee…..meena aankh maarte hue kehti…..

Jasleen: dhattttt meenaaa….y kya idea hua……kyaa….kaise….

Meena: dekhiye….abhi to thoda time hai….jab tak raamu ki behen ki shaadi nahi ho jaati…..tb tk ka…..uske baad ka pataa nahi…..

Abhi next week se 5 din ke liye unke ghar pe shaadi shuru ho jaaygi…..tab hum sab chalengeeeee….or raamu ki maaa ko bhi pataaa lenge……

Jasleen: are meenaa…..ab Mei or din ghar se bahar nahi jaa sakti…..param ko kya bolungi…..

Meena: are bhaujiiii…..saare 5 din thodi na…..aap to din Mei jaake shaam tak vapas aa jaaya karnaaa…..or kyaaa……or rahi baat param sahab ki….to unse m baat kr lungi…..chaaho to unko bhi leke aao…..

aap agar chaaho…. to apne dono patiyoon ko laa sakti ho….ek saaath…….meena chhedte hue bolti hai…

Jasleen apne chehre pe ghabraahat ko chhupaate hue meena ko kandhe pe poke karti hai…..pitegiiii meena……

Meena: or agar aap chaaho.…bhauji..…to firse ek aur suhaaaagraat manaa saktiii ho……..do do pattiyoon ke saaath…….ek saaaath…..

Meena ki baat sunke Jasleeen ke hosh udd jaaate hain……ye scene to wo kabhi sapne mei bhi nahi soch sakti……

Jasleen meena ko gussa dikhaate hue: abhi ek problem solve hui nahi hai meena…..or tu hai ke….nayi nayi cheeze mere dimmmaaag mei daal rahi hai……

Meena apni batttisssiiii dikhaake hasne lagti hai……

Meena: bhauji agar Mei aapki jagah hoti…..or aise pyaar krne waale 2 marad milte…..to kabkaaa double mazaaa le chuki hoti……

Jasleen: haan haaan….bass basss…abhi bhi kuch kum mazeee nahi le rhi tu….samjhi……ek to teraa hai hi….rajesh….dusraa pakad laa bus se koiiii……le le double majeeeee……..jasleen meena ko chuthiii kaatti hui boli…..

Meena: aisa agar ho paata na bhaujiii….to m kabkaaa kar chukiii hotiiii….meena daant dikhaate hue bolti hai……

Darasall meena jasleen ko relaxed mode Mei rakhna chahti hai….kuki y raamu ki shaadi aur sasuraal ki baat sunke jasleen ke hosh udd chuke hote Hainn….

Jasleen abhi bhi assmanjas mei hoti hai……

Meena: vaisee bhaujiiii…..buss se yaaad aayaaaa……chalo na kisi din….firse chalte hain…..bus ride par……us din ki tarah…..bheed Mei……kya pataaa…..is baaar aapko bhi khooob mazaaaa aaaye……meena aankh maarte hue bolti hai….

Jasleen: aeee meeena….chahti kya hai tu…..mujhe bilkul apne jaisa banana chahti hai kya……na baabaaa naaa…..tu hi enjoy kar meenaaa….

Mujhe yahaan saans leni mushkil ho rahi hai……or tu hai ki… or raytaa failaane ko bo rahi hai….

Meena: are kya bhaujiii….darti ku hain aaap……Mei sab sambhaal lungi….mere hote hue…aapko kabhi koi musibattt Mei nahi fasne dungiii…..ye vaaada rahaaa…..

Jasleen: basss bassss…chaaaluu meenaaa…..aisa hi ek vaaada tere bhai ne bhi kiaa tha…..par dekho…kal kya kaand krke chalaa gya…….

Jasleen: par ye bhai hai khaaan tumhara…..mujhe is musibattt Mei fasaa ke kahaa gayab hai…..y sab to usko dekhna chahiye na……

Meena: aa jaygaaa bhaujiiii…..ku itni betaaab ho rahiii ho…….

Jasleen aur meena aise hi baate krte krte apne daily ke kaam mei lag jaate hain……
Thodi der Mei jasleen ke phone pe message beep hota hai….

Jasleen check karti hai to raaamu ka hi message hota hai..

Raamu: daarlingggg….tyaaar ho jaaaa……aaa rhaaa hu meinnnn……

Raamu ka message padh ke jasleen khush ho jaati hai…..uski khushi uske chehre pe meena ko bhi dikhaai padti hai……meena samjah jaati hai……

Meena: lagtaaa haii aapka yaaar aa rha hai bhaujiiiiiii…….khooob mazeee karnaa…….apne pati ko khooob suukh denaaaa…..ab hamaara kyaaa kaaaam……hum chalte hainnn bhaujiiii…..

Meena jaane ko hoti hai……

Jasleen meena ko bolti hai: aeeee meeenaaa…..rukkk….tu rukk jaaaa……tu yahaa rahegi to theek rahegaaaa…….verna kya pataa tera bhai firse koi ullll jullloooool harkat krde…..

Vaise mann to meena ka bhi nahi tha jaane ka…….kal use store room Mei khoob majaaa aaya tha dono aashiqon ki chumma chaati dekh ke…..

Wo to basss nautanki kar rahi thi jasleen ka mann dekhne ke liye…..ab meena ko bhi samajh aa gaya ki jasleen ko bhi uska dekhna khoob bhaa rha tha kal….

Meena ko yaad aata hai ki kaise kal jasleen meena ki aankho Mei aankhe daal ke dekh rahi thi jab raamu jasleen ke feet kiss kar rha tha….or even uske baad bhi jab jasleen raamu ko kiss kar rhi thi….tb bhi jasleen ki najar meena par hi thi…..

Kya jasleen ko ye sab pasand aane lagaa hai……ki koi usko dekhe……meena mann hi mann sochti hai…..meri natkhat bhaujiiii…….