Mera Classmate Meri Hubby

[SuperMario7]

Update
Maa ghar pe aane ke baad nahane chali gayi, main surprised tha ki maa achanak aa gayi, lekin kismat se maine Alisha nahi bani thi. Phir mummy naha ke bahar nikli. Aur mere liye khana banane lag gayi. Khana khane ke baad main sofe main TV dekhte dekhte let gaya tha ki mummy mere pass aa gayi aur mere sath sofe pe baith gayi.
Main mummy se nazar nahi mila paa raha tha. Room main achanak ek sannata tha, mujhe paseena chutne laga tha, mummy ne phir pahela move kiya aur mere baalon main hath pherne laga. 
Mummy: Tumhe ye sab kabse pasand hai.
Me: Kya?
Mummy: Zyada smart mt bano, ye ladki banna?
Me: Woh main....
Mummy: Sharmao mat, tu khulke baat kar sakta hai mujhse,,,
Me: Pata nahi, jab se Prakash mila hai tab se shayad...
Mummy: Woh kaise?
Phir maine Prakash ka aur mera kahani pura detail main mummy ko bata diya...
Mummy: Acha, aisa hua tha....
Me: Ha Mummy. Sorry maa, aapko mere wajah se itne din ye sab jhelna pada. Aap ne iss chakkar main sar ke baal bhi mundwa diye.
Mummy: (Giggle karte hue) Are pahele main bhi gusse main thi, phir main darr gayi thi ki woh log tumhara video leak kar denge karke dhamka jo rahe the. Phir unhone bhi woh sab kiya jo woh tumhare sath kiya, lekin kya batau dheere dheere maza aane laga aur maza lat main badal gayi. Ab maine itna maza kar diye toh mujhe laga ki tumhara maza karna bhi jaiz hai. Ek baar Prakash ka lund aur Abdul chacha ka lund apne andar le li toh hum uske ghulam ban jaate hai. Mujhe koi aitraaz nahi ki tum Alisha ban kar jiyo...
Me: Par mummy papa ko pata chal gaya toh? 
Mummy: Uski tension na lo, Papa kitne saalon se ghar nahi aaye? Ye diwali main 6 saal ho jayenge, kitna bhi kaam ho unhe 6 saal main 10 din bhi nahi mila humse milne ke liye? Aise papa ka fayda hi kya, jo hum par dhyan na rakhe?
Me: Par papa hi toh hume dekh rahe hai, waha se paise bhejwa rahe hai.
Mummy: Papa hume sirf chillar dete hai, ghar ka kharcha toh main hi uthati hun... Warna Dubai main itni achi post hai unhe toh mujhe yaha job karne ki zarurat kyu pad rahi hai? Aur hume aaj tak kahe nahi bulaya unhone waha, kam se kam ghumane ke liye toh sahi...
Me: Mummy baat toh aapki sach hai. 
Mummy: Utna hi nahi unhone ye 30 dino main ek baar bhi call nahi kiya mujhe, Main hi karti hun unhe call... agar main na karu toh woh khudse call kabhi nahi karte....
Me: Ha woh ab soch raha hun toh woh sahi hai.
Mummy: Chalo ek bet lagate hai, dekhte hai papa tumse kitna pyar karte hai, main abhi unhe ek baar call karungi, aur paise maang lungi tumhare liye. Agar unhe pyar hai toh woh paise dega warna nahi dega, aur main tumhara kuch important cheez ke liye paise puchne wali hun.
Me: Theek hai... Par bet main kya hoga?
Mummy: Agar meri baat sach nikli matlab unhone paise nahi diye toh main jo bolungi woh sab tumhe karna padega, aur agar ulta ho aur unhone paise diye toh tum jo kahoge woh main karungi.
Me: Manzur.
Mummy papa ko call lagate hai, 
Papa: Hello, ha bol, ye tune kya kiya> sar kyu mundwaye...
Mummy: Woh main kuch din ek bhajan group ke sath ek mandir gayi thi, waha pe baal arpan kar diye. Raju ke aage ki padhai ke vaste.
Papa: Acha... batao, call kyu kiya? ye dikhane ke liye?
Mummy: Nahi, woh kuch paise lag rahe the, Raju ko ek course main enroll karne ke liye.
Papa: Konsa course aur kitne chahiye?
Mummy: Woh Entrance coaching hai, CAT Exam ka
Papa: Kitne lagenge? 
Mummy: 25000
Papa: Itne? Mere pass nahi hai utne, usko bolo padhai ghar pe kare.
Mummy: Par..
Papa: Par var kuch nahi, phone rakho mujhe kaam hai, aise faltu cheezon ke liye kabhi call na karna. Aur aisi shakal lekar toh bilkul nahi.
Aur unhone call kaat diye.

Me: Mummy??
Mummy: Dekha? Aise hi hai tere papa, (Unke aankhon se aansu aate hue) Kya kami hai mere shakal pe? Main achi nahi dikhti hun isliye? ya main makeup zyada nahi karti hun ya maine apne baal mundwaye hai?
Me: Mummy aap toh duniya ki sabse khubsurat mom ho, aur baal mundwane se aap aur bhi achi lag rahi ho...
Ye sunte hi mummy ne mujhe gale laga diya, iske wajah se mere kaafi dino ka stress bahut kam hua. 

Mummy: Ha waise main bet jeet gayi, ab tumhe woh karna hoga jo main kahu. 


Ab mummy mujhse kya kya karwati hai ye aage dekhenge, sorry for short updates, main kaafi busy chal raha hun iss wajah se mujhe time hi nahi mil raha hai, lekin kahani aage bachi hai. aur main ye khatam karke rahunga