Pati Patni aur Sadakchhap Aashiq...continued

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Param ko dekh ke raamu thoda chaunk jata aur khud thoda thik se khada hota h,


Param: are raamu tum, kaise aana hua.

Raamu thoda haklaya sa kuch jawab dene ki koshish karta hai, isse pehle ki raamu kuch bol pata, meena ander se bolti hai, ‘saheeb iseee maine hi bulaya tha, yha ke kaam karne k baad hame kahi bahar jana hai, to mujhe le jane aaya hai’

Meena: raamu tu thoda rukk ke aa, abhi mera thoda kaam baaki hai.

Param: are kaisi baate kr rhe ho, aao aao ander aao, yhi wait krlo jabtak meena apna kaam krti hai.

Jasleen y sab chupke se apne room se jhank ke dekh rhi hoti hai, uski himmat hi nahi ho rhi hoti is situation Mei bahar aane ki.

Vaise to jasleen ne param ko raamu ke bare Mei bahot kuch bta rakha hai ki wo kitne ache dost hain aur meena k sath milke bahar ghumne firne bhi jaate hain,

Lekin pichle 3 din phle jo hua, usne jasleen ka pura nazariya hi change krke rakh diya, ab uski himmat nahi ho rhi thi raamu aur param ko sath face krne ki, isliye wo room ke ander se hi sab chhup chhup ke sun rahi thi.

Param raamu ko ander invite krta hai aur apne samne sofe pe baithata hai, wo dono batein krne lag jate hain.

Tabhi raamu puchta hai ki jasleen dikhai nahi de rhi, is par param jasleen ko awaj lagata hai ki ‘jasleen dekho tumare dost aaye hain tumse milne’.

Jasleen ko thoda shock lagta hai ki use bahar bulaya ja rha h, wo bade hi dheme dheme kadmo se chalte hue bahar aati hai.

Jasleen ki nazre sharam ke maare jameen Mei gaddi hui thi, uski himmat hi nahi ho rhi thi sarr utha k uper dekhne ki.

Jasleen kisi nayi naveli dulhan ki Tarah laal punjabi salwar kameej Mei slow walk krte hue bahar aati hai.



Raamu jasleen ko dekhta hai aur dekhta hi rah jataa hai……. Jasleen kisi apsara se kum na lag rhi thi.

Raamu ko apni kismat pe yakeen nahi ho rha rha ki y wohi ladki hai jo do din pehle uske neeche leti thi, uske lund k sath khel rhi thi, jiski maang mei usne sindoor bharaa tha.

Raamu ek takk jasleen ko dekh rha hota hai, jasleen dheme se apni nazre thoda uper krti hai, uski nazre seedha raamu ko hi dekhti hain.

Jasleen aur raamu ki nazre ek pal ke liye ek dusre se milti hain, aur jasleen usi pal Mei kho jati hai, wo bina palke jhapkaye raamuji ki aankho Mei dekhti hai.

Meena y sab door se dekh rhi hoti hai, aur param ko koi shak na ho isliye safai krte hue viper neeche gira ke thoda shor machati hai.

Shor sunke jasleen thoda hosh Mei aati hai aur sharam k maare firse apni aanke neechi kar leti hai. Wo thoda muskuraati hai.

Param raamu ko chai k liye puchta hai, aur raamu ka jawab sune bina jasleen bolti hai ki ‘jee Mei bna k laati hu’

Jasleen meena k pass kitchen Mei aa jati hai aur ek lambi saans leti hai, jaise ki uski jaan Mei jaan aayi ho.

Meena sabke liye chai banati hai aur jasleen whi par hoti hai, param aur raamu baato Mei busy hote hai, raamu abhi bhi beech beech m jasleen ko hi dhund rha hota hai.

Meena jab chai daal rhi hoti hai to jasleen meena ko 3 hi cups Mei chai daalne ko bolti hai, meena ko bhi samaj nahi ata.

Jasleen 2 cup tray Mei rakh ke hall ki taraf badhti hai, jaane se phle wo meena ko samjhaaati hai ki wo apna cup leke param ke side Mei neeche Jaake baith jaaye.

Kuuki jasleen ko pta tha ki param meena ko sofe pe baithne ko bolega aur meena param ki side wali jagah Mei baith jaygi.

Darasal jasleen ka mann raamu ke pass baithna ka tha na ki uske saamne.
Meena bhi samajh gyi aur aankh maar ke jasleen ko thoda chidhaaya.

Jasleen dono k liye chai leke gyi aur table p rakha, param thoda hairan tha ke 2 hi cups. Jasleen ne kha wo thoda rukk ke piyegi.

Meena bhi tabhi apna cup leke aayi aur param k side wali khali jagah Mei jameen p baithne lagiii, param ne turant hi use roka aur sofe p baithne ko bola.

Param ke liye ameer gareeb aur uuuunchiii neechi jaati jyada maayinee nahi rakhti thi, wo sabko samaaan najro se dekhne wala insaaan tha, aur raaamu and meena to ab jasleen se itna ghull mil gye hain ki kisi bhedbhaaav ka khayal bhi param ke mann mei kaise aata……aur use pta hai ki meena jasleen ka kitna khyaal rakhti hai…..

Ab sirf raamu k bagal Mei space khali thi, to jasleen raamu ke bagal m jaake baith gyi. Jasleen ki palkein abhi bhi neeche hi thi aur wo raamu ya param ko dekhne ki himmat nahi jutaa pa rhi thi.

Jasleen ke sofe pe baithte hi use raaamu ke shareeer ki mehek aaati hai……24 ghante ho gye the use is mehek ko sunghee hue……raamu ke body odour Mei….uske paseeene ki smell hoti hai……beedi ki smell hoti hai….gutke ki smell hoti hai……normal insan ko itni sab mehek aaye ye jaruri nahi……par jasleeen ki body jaise raaamu k kareeeb aake extra sensitive ho gyi thi……uski senses extra kaam kar rhi thi…….maaano uski body ko pta ho ke baaaju Mei kon baitha hai…..koi khaaas…..apna…

Sab logo ne chai pee aur shadi ki baatei ki, jasleen is tarah baithi thi ke uske paer ramu k paer k najdeek the aur upper body thoda duur sofe ke kinare, or dono sofo k beech mei table thi.



Raamu dhere dhere apne paero ko jasleen k paero k pass lata hai, jasleen bhi apni jutti se apne paer bahar nikaal leti hai.

Raamu apni right chappal se paer bahar nikal ke jasleen ke left paer pe rakh deta hai, aur ragadne lagta hai.

Jasleen ki nazre neeche hi hoti hain aur wo dekhti hai ki kis tarah raamu ke kaale aur gande paer jasleen k gore gore paero par ragad rhe the.





Raamu k paero ki thodi mitti jasleen ke paero p bhi lag jaati hai.

Jasleen k liye y ek alag hi level ka excitement tha…… wo apne pati k saamne baith ke…..apne 1 pati ke samne baith ke….apne dusre pati se footsie khel rhi hai….. Use bahot hi romaanch ho rha tha.

Ku wo aisi harkatein kar rhi hai……chup chaaap baith ku nahi jaaati…..ku use itna romaanch ho rha hai…..itni excitement ho rhi hai…..uska dil aur dimaag ek dusre se connect hi nahi kar paa rhe the….kya hai aisa is gandeee se…..gawaar se ladke Mei…..use kuch nahi pataaaa……wo basss kisi stupid si college ki ladki ki tarah is khel mei doobi hui thi….

Baatei krte krte jasleen ki najre beech beech mei raamu se milti hain aur jhatt se sharma ke turant unhe hata leti hai.

Meena ko bhi y sab dekh ke bahot maja aa rha tha. Uska aaj ka original plan to nahi ban paya par y wala bhi bahot romanchit karne wala tha.

Tabhi raamu apne phone Mei busy ho jata hai aur kuch type krne lgta hai, thodi der baad jasleen k phone Mei vibration hoti hai.

jasleen ka phone pass ki table pe rakha tha, thoda wait krke jasleen uth ke table k pass Jake apna phone check krti hai….. raamu ka hi message tha…..

Raamu: ‘apne pati ka ashirwad nahi lena hota?? Aur teri maang Mei sindoor ku nahi hai??’

Jasleen y padh ke thoda sharmati hai, use samajh aa rha tha ki raamuji kya chahte hain, lekin wo thoda asmanjas Mei bhi thi ki sab param ke samne kaise kre.

Jasleen… param aur raamu k khaali cup utha ke kitchen ki taraf badhti hai, meena bhi uske peeche peeche chali aati hai.

jis cup Mei raamu ne chai pee hoti hai….uske surface pe raamu ke honthooo se gutkhe ka nishaan lagaa hota hai….

Meena dekhti hai ki jasleen ek cup sink Mei wash krne ke liye rakh deti hai aur dusra cup refill krne ke liye slab pe rkhti hai.

Fir jasleen us cup Mei apni chai dalti hai, meena y sab dekh k bahot hairan hoti hai… wo samjh gyi thi y kiska cup hai….raamu ka…..jasleen ke raamuji ka.

Jasleen aur meena ki najre milti hain aur jasleen sharma ke hass deti hai, meena bhi majak mei jasleen ki kamar pe pinch krti hai aur dono khilkhila uthti hai.

Jasleen meena ko bolti hai ki 2 min baad uski chai Mei ek chhoti spoon dalke leke jaaye or param k baaju Mei baith jaaye.

Jasleen apne bedroom jaati hai aur apne lipgloss se hi apni maang Mei halka sa sindoor lga leti hai.

Usually jasleen sirf festive occasions pe hi sindoor lagati thi, daily nahi. Pati ke paer chhuna, seva krna y sab bhi nahi chalta tha…. kuki uske ghar Mei sab kaafi open-minded log the, par aaj use y sab krna acha lag rha tha. Use alag ki kick mil rhi hoti hai….. Use y bhi pta tha ki raamuji isse kitna khush ho jaynge.

Jasleen firse dhere dhere room se bahar aati hai, param, raamu aur meena sofe p baithe jasleen ko hi dekh rhe hote hain, par jasleen ki najre sirf raamu par hoti hain.



Wo raamuji ko hi dekhte hue aage badhti hai, raamu ki najre jasleen ki maang ki or jaati hai, wo dekh ke khush ho jata hai, raamu ko samajh aa jata hai ki ab jasleen vaakai uski ho gyi hai.

Meena bhi jasleen ki maang Mei sindoor dekh ke hairan ho jati hai, aur muskurate hue jasleen ki aur dekhti hai.

Jasleen aake raamu ka pass baith jaati hai jaise phle baithi thi, uski najre ab firse sharam k maare jhuk jaati hain,

Param bhi notice krta hai ki aaj jasleen ne sindoor lagaya hai jo ki wo usually nahi lagati, use bhi thodi hairani hoti hai, ki aaj kya special hai.

Param aur raamu dono hi table pe rakhe chai ke cup ko dekhte hain.

Param notice karta hai ki cup ke corner pe kuch nishaan laga hua hai….par use jyada kuch samajh nahi aaata…..ho sakta hai jasleen kitchen se hi ek sip already leke aai ho, wo sochta hai.

Raamu bhi notice karta hai ki cup pe kuch nishan laga hua hai, use samjah me aa jata hai h ki jasleen usii ke jhuthe cup Mei chai daal ke laai hai.

Raamu ko wo pal yaad aata h jab un dono ne ek hi bottle se cold-drink pee thi….. jab wo ghumne gaye the……tab pehli baar tha ke jasleen aur raamu ki chemistry shuru hui thi…..pehli baar tha jab raamu ko laga tha ki….machhaliiiiii jaaal Mei fass sakti hai……

Aaj jasleen ko apne aapse aisa krte dekh raamu ko badaaa ghamandd hota hai khud pe…..kaise usne ek rahiiissss khandaaaan ki shareeeefff si bahuuuu ko…… uske pattiiiii ki naaak ke neeeche se churaaa kar…… apne lode ke neeeche laaake rakh diya…..

Jasleen chai ka cup uthati hai aur spoon ghumate hue apne hontho k pass leke jati hai.

Jasleen ko cup k corner se raamu k gutkhe ki badboo aati hai, 1 pal k liye use us smell se badi ghinn aati hai, par agle hi pal wo apni najre raamu se milati hai aur usi k cup se chai ki sip leti hai.

Ankho hi ankho Mei jasleen raaamuji ko bta rhi hai ki dekho….. Mei aapki hi hu….. Use y sab krne Mei alag hi maza aa rha hota hai.

Raaaamu ki najar jaise hi jasleeen se milti hain……uske ghamandd mei thodi si pyaaar ki chingaaari jalne lagti hai……..use ek aur khyaaal aata hai……behnchooddddd yaaaaarrrr…..pyaaari to badiiii hai……kaise na dil aaaaye ispe…….yahinnn sabke saaamne khaaa jaaau isko………

Meena.... raamu aur jasleen ko hi dekh rhi hoti hai…….wo bhaaap leti hai ki maaaholll kabhi bhhi out of control ho sakta hai……kahi aisa na ho y dono ek dusre pe abhi toooot padein……. mahooool thanda karne k liye…….meena ekdum se khaaaasti hai…….

Raaamu tabhi hosh Mei aata hai aur khud ko sambhalta hai….

Tabhi chai ki spoon table p rakhte hue jasleen spoon ko neeche gira deti hai jaise anjane Mei hua ho. Fir cup ko table pe rakh ke spoon uthane k liye apne hath table k neeche leke jati hai.

Raamu samaj jata hai k jasleen kya krna chahti hai par wo bhi itni asani se hath aane wala nahi tha, raamu apne paer thode door kar leta hai jisse jasleen uske paer nahi chuu pati, use dobara mauka nahi milta aur wo uper uth jati hai.



Raamu jasleen k chehre pe ek udasi dekhta hai, wo apna phone nikalta hai aur message type krta hai……

Tabhi jasleen ka phone vibrate hota hai, chai peene k bad jasleen kitchen ki or jaati hai aur apna phone check krti hai,

Raamu: behn ki laudi… ashirwad tab milega…. jab mera lund chusegi…

Y message padh ke jasleen raamu ko hass ke chidhaate hue jeebh dikha deti hai aur kitchen Mei chali jati hai.



Meena bhi jasleen k peeche peeche aati hai,

Meenau: bhaujiiiii……. Bhaujiiiiiii…….. kya chal rha h y sab…..aap to itni hi pativrata nikli ki unke jhuthe cup Mei chai pee rhi ho,….. paer chhune k bahane dhund rhi ho, …….saari demands puri kar rhi ho.

Itna bhi pagal mat kr dena mere bhai ko ki fir wo yha se jaa hi na paaye.

Jasleen: sharmate hue….dhatt pagli….y to bsss yuuuu hiiii…. Unhe acha lag rha hai…..mujhe bhi mazaaaa aa rha h. Aur tune hi to kha tha thoda sa majaaa karne Mei koi harz nahi.

Meena: aaayeeee reeee meriiiii bholiiiii bhaujiiiiiiiii…….maine to sirf 1 over batting karne ko kha tha…..aap to pura match hi khelne nikal padi….meena chidhate hue boli.

Jasleen bhi hass padi…..



Meena: par maaaanna pdega bhaujiiii…….koi aaashiqi kare to aaap dono jaisi kreee…….dekh rhi thi Mei……kaise ek dusre pe tooot padne wale the……wo bhi…..param sahab ke saaamne……baaaap reee………kya diwaaanagiiii hai bhauji…… ya kahi aisa to nahi ki param sahab ko bhi dikhana chahti ho ki dekhoooo………..yeh hai mera yaaaar…….mera maradddd…….

Jasleen: aaaaankheeee baddiiiii karte hue…….badmaaaaash………meeenaaaa…. pagal hai kyaaa……us waqt to param ka khayaaal hi nahi aaya…..

Meena: vaise thik hi hota bhauji……sahab ko bhi pata lag jata……fir aaapko bhi kuch chhupaaaane ki jarurat na hoti…..meena aankh maarte hue boli……

Jasleen: maaar daaaalte wo teeeno ko……fir ho jaaani thi saaaari aaaashiiiiqiiiii….

Meena: bhauji….jaraaa dekho khud ko……koi haath bhi kaise utha sakta hai aaap par…..m aaapki pati hoti to aaapki 100 logo se chudaaaai bhi maaaf kar deti……aur param saaab to Jaaan chhidakte hain aap par…..

Jasleen: tu unka gussa nahi jaanti meena…..

Meena: aap pe koi kyaaa hi gusaaa kre bhauji……itni pyaari si to ho….

Jasleen: aur y kyaaa nayaaa..... 100 logo se chudaaai....kya hai……tune mujhe kya samaj rakhaa hai……jalseen aankho Mei shararat bharte hue boli…..

Meena: aapke liye to 100 log bhi kum hain bhaujiiiiii……meena ne jasleen ki kamar pe chutiiii kaati…

Jasleen: basss basss ab y nayaaa paath padhaanaa shuru kar diya tune…..ab teri baato mei nahi aaungi mei……apne majeee ke chakkar mei marwaaa degi tu mujhe…… 

Meena: vaise bhauji….marwaaane se yaaad aayaa…….hmare bhai ko aapke sath aaj thoda akele waqt bitana tha…..