Yesterday, 10:31 AM
Part 29
Fir kalu ab rotiya leke bahar nikal gya.
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Bichaara Birju....
Kabse Intazar karke samne rakha chaval khud hi plate me laga kar, usne khana shuru kar diya tha.
Kalu ye dekh bola.
Kalu- Ari wo gudbak....waha bhabhi itni mehnat se tumhare liye pyaari rotiya bana rahi hai, Aur tum chaval thusne me lage hue ho? Are khaao ye fulke. Kitne najook Sajuk se hai. Aisan milenge kaa? Warna ghar me hame toh chaval hi thusna padta hai.
Itna kehkar kalu ne 1 roti uske thali me rakh hi di.
Birju chaval ke hath se hi badi khushi se roti marod kar khaane laga.
Ab kalu bhi baith gaya.
Dono ab jam ke rotiya todne lage.
Birju- Kaa huaa? Kaha andar reh gaye?
Kalu- Are kaa bataye. Bhabhi ka hath kat gaya. Use hi Patti laga rahe the.
Birju- Kaa baat kar rahe ho? Kaisan?
Kalu- Hunnn..ye aurate...rasoighar wali aurate..tumhe toh pata hi hai. Kaa bataye inka?
Birju- Jyada lag gaya huaa kaa?
Kalu- Nahi..nahi..Patti bandhi hai. Waise tum andar zhake toh nahi naa?
Birju- kahe? Tum awaj diye kaa? Hamri jaroorat thi kaa? Suna hi nahi. Hum toh yih chichen todne me lage hai kabse. Aisan khaya nahi kabhi. Kaa swadisht chicken banati hai bhabhi.
Kalu- Nahi kuch nahi. Sahi kiya... todo...todo...
Fir dhimi awaj me gungunaya.
Kalu- Aate toh tumka hi bharti karna padata hospital me.
Birju- Kaa kahe?
Kalu- Nahi...kuch nahi..are yi lo aur chicken. Bharpeth Khao.
Kalu gaalo me muskan liye birju ko chicken dalkar khud bhi maje se rotiya todane laga.
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Idhar andar kitchen me, bhabhi ke andar kuch ajeeb si feeling machi hui thi. Wo andar se ekdum madmast hokar apne aap me hi hasi jaa rahi thi.
Lagata hai kalu ne uske andar ki asali lilly ko jaga diya tha. Use lagne laga ki, kya kuch hi kiya jaaye? Baaki kaa toh pata nahi, magar bhabhi ke andar ki shararati exhiboshnist toh pakka jaag chuki thi. Uske man me kai naughty vichaar doudane lage the, khass kar ke, jabki ab wo 2 paraaye mardon ke sath thi, wo bhi aisi perfect condition me. Air ye dono paraye mard uske type ke hi nikle. Matlab uskole sambe ab 2-2 shikaar the.
Bhabhi man hi man hase jaa rahi thi.
Abtak jo bhi uske sath ghatit huaa, use yad kar kare gulaabi laal hoti jaa rahi thi.
Aaj kaise kalu ne uski chut ko pahali baar mooh lagaya tha? kaise wo kisi Randi ki tarah apne ek ek kapade inn paraaye mard ke samne utaarti gayi thi? Kaise wo chudati chudati bach gayi thi? Kaise usne kalu ko thappad bajaya?
Ye sab sochkar wo gaalo me hi hasi jaa rahi thi.
Tabhi usko wo hadase bhi yaad aaye, jab kalu uske mooh me moot diya tha. Use sochkar toh wo ajeebh sii ghinn khaa gayi.
Magar ghusse ki jagah bhabhi ko ulta kuch ajeebh si feeling hone lagi thi.
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Aur ab isi nashe me usne khule darwaje ki taraf dekha. Bahar 2 paraaye marad apas me baat karte karte khana khaa rahe the.
Aise me bhabhi ke andar ki naughty Lilly bahaar aayi.
Uff..
Ab uski imaginary duniya fir se start ho gay.
Usne turant khud se kaha." Are wo lilly. Wo dekh tere ashiq bahaar kaise teri tareefon ke band bandhe jaa rahe hai. Aur tadaf bhi bade rahe hai. Unko aur jara khush toh kar...ab ye tucchu bhar kaa kapada kya hi bachaaye gaa teri bhari jawani ko? Waise bhi tu nangi hi hai iss kapade me...Toh kyu ye formality kar rahi hai? Nikal ke fek de saree jaise kisi kone me usko. Aur tod de iss duniya ke rasamo-riwaaaj saare, aur ho jaa poori nangi unke liye."
Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne sarrrr se apne apron ki kamar wali lace khol di, aur apron ko gale se nikalkar use apne jism se alag kar liya. Aur utni hi style ke sath usko kone me fek diya.
Ufff..
Fir ek prakaar ki ghamand aur attitude me apne kitchen me poori nangi hokar khadi ho gayi.
Wow...
Kya besharam aurat thi.
Waha bahar iske sasural ke Hall me 2 mard aur uske sasur jee the, aur yaha andar ye poori nangi hokar khadi thi. Aur unke beech ka darwaja bhi khula hi tha.
Poori nangi hokar bhabhi ke andar toh ek alag romanch bhar gaya.
Bhabhi ne khudse bolna shuru kiya.
" hummm, ye le, fek diya...Haa.. good girl..ab lag rahi hai naa tu asali Randi. Magar ruk, 'Randi' ki 'Bhains' ? Agar tu 'Randi' hai toh kitchen farsh par chadhkar apni taange failakar apni chut me ungaliya karti baithegi kaalu ke aane tak. Haa..uska aise hi swagat karegi aaj tu. Wo roti khatm hote hi andar doude chale aayega. Aur agar tu unn dono ki 'Bhains' hai toh chuchaap niche ghutno pe ghodi bankar apne kalu malik kaa intzaar karegi."
Fir agale hi pal bhabhi kitchen farsh chadh gayi. Literally apni dono tange kholkar apne chut me darwaje ki taraf dekhte dekhte ungaliya karne lagi.
Ufff...
Uske andar masti aur romanch dono charam seema par the.
Magar kahi se wo bada romharshak tarike se dar bhi jaa rahi thi.
Wo ekdum se uth gayi aur ab floor par ghutne tek ghodi ban gayi.
Iska matlab usko dono kabool tha. Randi bhi aur Bhains bhi.
Bhabhi floor par ghutno ke bal waise hi chalti aage gayi. Wo darwaje ke bahot pass tak aise hi aa gayi thi.
Ufff...
Magar tabhi wo apne aap se hi laaj khaa gayi. Usne turant bhagkar apna apron dhoond liya, aur pahan liya.
Fir usne khudke sar ko halka saa maarte hue khudko hi koss diya.
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Yaha andar bhabhi ke me ye chul machi hui thi, aur waha bahar wo dono abhitak baat karte karte rotiya tod rahe the.
Dono ne 5, 5 rotiya khaa li thi abtak. Wo toh aur thoosana chahate the, magar abhi chaval bhi toh khane the?
Kalu- Abhhhhh...ahhhh...maja aa gya...kya rotiya hai..(dheeme se) Jaisi makhmali gol gaand..waisi hi gol gol rotiya....
Birju- Kaa? Kaa kahe?
Kalu- Are rotiya kaisan gol gol bani hai naa?
Birju- Haa...wahi kahe hai hum bhi. Warna dekho hamari lugaai ko. Sali ke hath ko naa swad hai, naahi mooh ko.
Kalu- Are wo sasura....tumhari kum se kum lugaai toh hai. Hamri toh wo bhi bhaag gayi. Wu bhi pahale hi din. Sasuri kaa beda garad ho. Amma chudi pade####&%%### Malik ka hi nasib hai, jo bhabhi jaisi biwi mili.
Birju- Sahi kahe. Malik toh Malik hote hai.
Kalu- Toh kaa apne dost ko kaa halke me le rahe ho?
Birju- Tum kahe toh bol diya.
Kalu- Inn Malik logon ki maa ki chut. Humri par utar aayenge toh hum bhi kisi se kum thodi naa hai?
Birju- Par garib toh hai naa tu.
Kalu- Hum garib hue toh kaa huaa? Garib bhi hai, aur kaale bhi hai.
1 pal ke baad birju jor se hass pada..
Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..
Fir dono joro se haskar khilkhilane lage.
Ha..Ha..Ha..Ha..Ha..
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Tabhi kalu ne jor se awaj diya.
Kalu- Bhabhi..ari wo bhabhi....ab rotiya band kar do...bahot kha li. Chaval bhi toh khana hai. Iska toh sugandh...ummmhhhhhaaaa..ahhhaaa...ghee daale ho kaa? Wahhh...
Tabhi,
Bhabhi ka andar se awaj aya.
Bhabhi- Areee kitni? choti, choti itni si toh hai..aap logon ke liye toh tukadon ke barabar...Wo kuch nahi...aur khani padegi.
Aisa bolkar wo jra darwaje ke pass tak chalkar aayi. Uske hath me 2 rotiya thi.
Birju aur kalu dono aamne samne baithe the. Birju deewar se lag kar baitha tha. Matlab uska pichwada kitchen ki taraf tha. Aur apna Kalu uske samne baitha tha. Matlab Kalu kaa mooh kitchen ki aur tha.
Toh iss wajah se bass kalu hi darwje tak aayi hui bhabhi ko dekh sakta tha.
Bhabhi ko waha aise awataar me dekhte hi kalu uchal pada. Wo seedha darwaje tak bindhast usi pehraave aa gayi thi.
Matlab bass apron pe ab kitchen darwaje par khadi thi.
Uss apron me uska wo andaaj itna bindhast tha ki, Maano jaise yahi uske sasural mili uski pahali saree ho. Iske bawjood ki, bass do kadam door ye Birju, ek anjaan mard baitha tha.
Wo itna najook mamla tha ki, agar yaha se ek pair bhi bahar rakhati bhabhi, birju ko bhi dikh jati.
Ufff...
Par wo toh apni bindhast lilly bhabhi hai.
Ab, darwaje par wahi date rehkar bhabhi ne kalu ko ishara kiya, ki wo yaha se uske hath se rotiya le jaaye.
Bhabhi ke ishare par ab kalu roti kaa tukda mooh me thooste hue uthane hi laga tha ki, wo ruk gya.
Ha. Wo wahi ruk gaya.
Bhabhi ke iss dabang andaaj se uss ghar ke kone kone me ek romanch paida huaa tha.
Apna kalu bhi kum badmash thodi tha?
Khudko chupaati wahi khadi bhabhi ko dekhkar ab wo hasne laga.
Ha..ha..ha..ha...
Pal bhar ke liye bhabhi bhi uske sath hasi.
Ab itna haskar bhabhi ne fir se ishara kar ke rotiya lene ko boli.
Harami kalu ne 1 baar birju ko dekha. Fir bhabhi ko dekhakar ishara kiya ki, Wo khud hi bahar lekar aaye.
Pahale toh bhabhi uske iss ishare par madmast has padi. Aur majak samajhkar hath uthakar " Maar khaoge" ka ishara kiya.
Yaha kalu ne bhi haste hue use fir se wahi ishara kiya.
Issbaar bhabhi ne ankhe chdhakar ghussa jataya.
Kalu bhi majak par utar aya tha. Usne fir se birju ki taraf ishara karte hue bhabhi ko hi bahar aane ko bola. Aur jor jor se hasne laga.
Idhar Bhabhi isharo me use baar baar mana kar rahi thi aur hath dikha kar " maar khaoge" "chup rahe" "badmash kahi ke" " you rascal?" "Bastered" bolne lagi
Par kalu tph jidd par ada tha. Khud jara saa nhi naa uthate hue baar baar bhabhi ki lene laga.
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Ab toh usne apna angutha niche ghumakar " aapme kuch Dum nahi hai" Ishare se jata diya.
Issbaar bhabhi sachmuch pareshaan ho gayi aur ghussa ho gayi.
Issbaar wala ghussa dekh akhir kaar kalu ab uth gaya aur bhabhi ke pass aa gaya.
Bhabhi ne usko darwaje ke andar lekar dheeme se bol padi.
Bhabhi- Haayee..kuch sharam aapko? Bade badmash bane ghum rahe ho? Chal kya raha hai aapka? Maar khaaoge..kya laga rakha hai ye? Ye rotiya le, aur chupchaap jaaiye..
Kalu- Hatiye baajuma. Mai rotiya lene thodi aya hun? Humka toh bas paani chahiye. Rotiya dena hai toh aap hi le aao.
Bhabhi- What? Aap pagal ho gaye ho?
Kalu- Kyu? aap hi ne badi awaj me kha tha naa, ki ye ghar mera hai, badan bhi mera hai, ye kapde bhi mere hai....jo chaahe pahanu. Jo chahe karu...tum kon hote ho bataane wale? Toh ab kya hua? Waha ri wahh...bolne wali Gudiya!! Bolna asaan hai.
Bhabhi- What? Iska kya tuk banta hai? Nahi khaani toh mat khaao...muzhe kya?
Par harami kalu bhabhi ko baaju hatakar pahale andar gaya. Paani kaa katora bhar laya, aur waise hi bhabhi ko door hataakar bahar chala gaya.
Hamari 420.
Bhabhi ko door karte samay bhi usne bhabhi ke bum hi pakade the.
Aur toh aur jaate jaate wo bol gaya tha.
Kalu- "Apne aapko badi chunoti queen bop rahi thi. Soude me toh bardasht naa kar paayi thi? Ab kisi kisi me itna hi dum hota hai, use kon kaa kare? Rahane dijiye..ap se naa hoga."
Aur ab wo haste hue bahar jakar fir se baith gaya tha.
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Toh issbaar Bhabhi ghusse se lal hokar fir se darwaje par aayi, aur kalu ko middle wali finger dikha di. Aur ishare me kaha - -"bhaad me jaao"
Bhabhi ka ghussa dekh kalu jor se hasne laga.
Bhabhi ab ghusse se palat gayi aur andar ho gayi.
Tabhi kalu chillaya
Kalu- Are bhabhi...laa rahe ho ki chaval khana shuru kare?
Bhabhi uska jawab de naa saki. Kya hi deti? Andar gaaliyaa dekar kosne lagi.
Kalu- Bhabhi je??
" Aap lekar jaao" issbaar bhabhi ye chillane wali hi thi, ki bahar se Kalu ki hi awaj aayi.
Kalu- Ab kitni baar uthe thali se...jara laa dijiye...bahut hi swadisht khana hai.."
Ye sunkar toh bhabhi ne ghusse se pair hi patak diye.
Hamari sala.
Andar Bhabhi ko soch kar kalu gaalo me hasa jaa raha tha.
Thodi der koi jawab hi nahi tha.
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Toh ab kalu ne majak kaafi samjha aur rotiya le jaane ko khud uthane laga.
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Wo uthne hi laga tha, ki usne samne dekha.
Oh my hod..
Bhabhi fir se darwaje ke pass aakar khadi ho gayi thi.
Kalu bhabhi ko dekh fir se hasne laga. Tabhi usne bhabhi ke chehare ko dekha.
Jaise hi usne bhabhi ka chehara dekha, ufff.... uski toh hasi wahi ke wahi ruk gayi!!!
Kyunki,
Issbaar bhabhi ke chehare par kuch ajeebh hi gambhirta wale expressions the. Aisa lag raha tha jaise usne kuch thaan liya hai, aur kisi pahaad se kudne jaane wali hai. Usme, aaj kuch kar gujarne ki chalak dikh rahi thi.
Uff...
Ye dekh kalu khud dar gaya.
Tabhi bhabhi ne nazare uthakar kalu ko dekha. Fir ek lambi sans bhar li. Jaise ab wo kisi bhi pal kud jaayegi.
Kalu ye dekh hi raha tha, ki tabhi bhabhi ne apne hoton ko bite karte hue ek ankh se ishaara kiya. Maano jaise keh diya " mujhko challenge? Ruk abhi dikha deti hu."
Ufff...
Agale hi pal bhabhi ne sar se paav tak apne badan ko lehrakar apne uss tang apron ka jalwa jata diya.
Tabhi usne kalu ko dekhkar aur ek ishara jataya. Jaise keh rahi ho " itna hi nahi, ab ye bhi dekh lo."
Aur fir agale hi pal wahi khade khade kalu ko dekhte dekhte apna ek hath seedha andar dalkar apni ek chuchi ko pakad kar bahar khinch nikala.
Ufff...
Jaise kaan pakad kar kisi badmash student ko class ke bahar nikala jata hai.
Ohhh...wahhhh...
Ye dekh kalu ka toh gala hi sukh gaya.
Wo yahi nahi ruki, balki dusari chuchi ko bhi khinchkar uss apron se bahar nikal di.
Oyeee...bhabhi ke wo mashhoor baby-bottle size wale nipples!!! Aap sab toh janate hi ho. Wo har nayi baar kayamat dalte the.
Uff...
Iska matlab bhabhi ne ab apne dono nipples apron ke bahaar khinch ke nikaale the.
Wow....
Uss tang apron ke sath ab bhabhi ke ye nange nipples bhabhi ko kuch jyada hi jutch rahe the.
Uff..
Ab apni dono chuchiya bahar nikaalkar fir se ek baar bhabhi ne kalu ko dekha.
Issbaar bhi ishaare me kuch kaha.
Jaise keh rahi ho, " Ruko jara, muzjhko challenge? Aaj dikhaati hu mai konse sthar ki queen hu."
Aur ab ek himmat bhari sans bhar li. Magar issbaar bhabhi kuch jyada hi gambhir aur dari hui asahaj lag rahi thi. Magar usne 0ahale ki kuch faisala kar liya tha.
Ye expression dekh kar yaha kalu bhi sochvme pad gaya, "ki, pata nahi ab ye kya karne wali hai?".
Tabhi,
Bhabhi ne poori himmat jutakar dhadaam se darwaje ke bahar pair rakha....aur wo bahar aa gayi.
Ohhhh....myyyy...Hoddd....
Kalu ko aisa jabardast zhatka laga, ki uske seene me aisa dard jaag gaya.
Usne ye kabhi nahi socha tha ki bhabhi iss awataar me anjaan birju ke samne aa jayegi. Majaak, masti, shararat aur wo bhi uske sath uaha tak thik tha. Magar bhabhi ne toh usko poora surprise kar ke chod diya.
Haa..
Haa..
Ab bhabhi keval ek apron me kitchen ke bahaar nikli thi. Aur toh aur usne khud apne nipples ko khinch kar bahaar bhi khulla hi choda tha.
Waha, uss kitchen ke Haal me ekdum se sannata chaa gaya.
Oh..my..hod..
Kya kayamt ki bawal aurat thi?
To be continued...
Fir kalu ab rotiya leke bahar nikal gya.
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Bichaara Birju....
Kabse Intazar karke samne rakha chaval khud hi plate me laga kar, usne khana shuru kar diya tha.
Kalu ye dekh bola.
Kalu- Ari wo gudbak....waha bhabhi itni mehnat se tumhare liye pyaari rotiya bana rahi hai, Aur tum chaval thusne me lage hue ho? Are khaao ye fulke. Kitne najook Sajuk se hai. Aisan milenge kaa? Warna ghar me hame toh chaval hi thusna padta hai.
Itna kehkar kalu ne 1 roti uske thali me rakh hi di.
Birju chaval ke hath se hi badi khushi se roti marod kar khaane laga.
Ab kalu bhi baith gaya.
Dono ab jam ke rotiya todne lage.
Birju- Kaa huaa? Kaha andar reh gaye?
Kalu- Are kaa bataye. Bhabhi ka hath kat gaya. Use hi Patti laga rahe the.
Birju- Kaa baat kar rahe ho? Kaisan?
Kalu- Hunnn..ye aurate...rasoighar wali aurate..tumhe toh pata hi hai. Kaa bataye inka?
Birju- Jyada lag gaya huaa kaa?
Kalu- Nahi..nahi..Patti bandhi hai. Waise tum andar zhake toh nahi naa?
Birju- kahe? Tum awaj diye kaa? Hamri jaroorat thi kaa? Suna hi nahi. Hum toh yih chichen todne me lage hai kabse. Aisan khaya nahi kabhi. Kaa swadisht chicken banati hai bhabhi.
Kalu- Nahi kuch nahi. Sahi kiya... todo...todo...
Fir dhimi awaj me gungunaya.
Kalu- Aate toh tumka hi bharti karna padata hospital me.
Birju- Kaa kahe?
Kalu- Nahi...kuch nahi..are yi lo aur chicken. Bharpeth Khao.
Kalu gaalo me muskan liye birju ko chicken dalkar khud bhi maje se rotiya todane laga.
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Idhar andar kitchen me, bhabhi ke andar kuch ajeeb si feeling machi hui thi. Wo andar se ekdum madmast hokar apne aap me hi hasi jaa rahi thi.
Lagata hai kalu ne uske andar ki asali lilly ko jaga diya tha. Use lagne laga ki, kya kuch hi kiya jaaye? Baaki kaa toh pata nahi, magar bhabhi ke andar ki shararati exhiboshnist toh pakka jaag chuki thi. Uske man me kai naughty vichaar doudane lage the, khass kar ke, jabki ab wo 2 paraaye mardon ke sath thi, wo bhi aisi perfect condition me. Air ye dono paraye mard uske type ke hi nikle. Matlab uskole sambe ab 2-2 shikaar the.
Bhabhi man hi man hase jaa rahi thi.
Abtak jo bhi uske sath ghatit huaa, use yad kar kare gulaabi laal hoti jaa rahi thi.
Aaj kaise kalu ne uski chut ko pahali baar mooh lagaya tha? kaise wo kisi Randi ki tarah apne ek ek kapade inn paraaye mard ke samne utaarti gayi thi? Kaise wo chudati chudati bach gayi thi? Kaise usne kalu ko thappad bajaya?
Ye sab sochkar wo gaalo me hi hasi jaa rahi thi.
Tabhi usko wo hadase bhi yaad aaye, jab kalu uske mooh me moot diya tha. Use sochkar toh wo ajeebh sii ghinn khaa gayi.
Magar ghusse ki jagah bhabhi ko ulta kuch ajeebh si feeling hone lagi thi.
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Aur ab isi nashe me usne khule darwaje ki taraf dekha. Bahar 2 paraaye marad apas me baat karte karte khana khaa rahe the.
Aise me bhabhi ke andar ki naughty Lilly bahaar aayi.
Uff..
Ab uski imaginary duniya fir se start ho gay.
Usne turant khud se kaha." Are wo lilly. Wo dekh tere ashiq bahaar kaise teri tareefon ke band bandhe jaa rahe hai. Aur tadaf bhi bade rahe hai. Unko aur jara khush toh kar...ab ye tucchu bhar kaa kapada kya hi bachaaye gaa teri bhari jawani ko? Waise bhi tu nangi hi hai iss kapade me...Toh kyu ye formality kar rahi hai? Nikal ke fek de saree jaise kisi kone me usko. Aur tod de iss duniya ke rasamo-riwaaaj saare, aur ho jaa poori nangi unke liye."
Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne sarrrr se apne apron ki kamar wali lace khol di, aur apron ko gale se nikalkar use apne jism se alag kar liya. Aur utni hi style ke sath usko kone me fek diya.
Ufff..
Fir ek prakaar ki ghamand aur attitude me apne kitchen me poori nangi hokar khadi ho gayi.
Wow...
Kya besharam aurat thi.
Waha bahar iske sasural ke Hall me 2 mard aur uske sasur jee the, aur yaha andar ye poori nangi hokar khadi thi. Aur unke beech ka darwaja bhi khula hi tha.
Poori nangi hokar bhabhi ke andar toh ek alag romanch bhar gaya.
Bhabhi ne khudse bolna shuru kiya.
" hummm, ye le, fek diya...Haa.. good girl..ab lag rahi hai naa tu asali Randi. Magar ruk, 'Randi' ki 'Bhains' ? Agar tu 'Randi' hai toh kitchen farsh par chadhkar apni taange failakar apni chut me ungaliya karti baithegi kaalu ke aane tak. Haa..uska aise hi swagat karegi aaj tu. Wo roti khatm hote hi andar doude chale aayega. Aur agar tu unn dono ki 'Bhains' hai toh chuchaap niche ghutno pe ghodi bankar apne kalu malik kaa intzaar karegi."
Fir agale hi pal bhabhi kitchen farsh chadh gayi. Literally apni dono tange kholkar apne chut me darwaje ki taraf dekhte dekhte ungaliya karne lagi.
Ufff...
Uske andar masti aur romanch dono charam seema par the.
Magar kahi se wo bada romharshak tarike se dar bhi jaa rahi thi.
Wo ekdum se uth gayi aur ab floor par ghutne tek ghodi ban gayi.
Iska matlab usko dono kabool tha. Randi bhi aur Bhains bhi.
Bhabhi floor par ghutno ke bal waise hi chalti aage gayi. Wo darwaje ke bahot pass tak aise hi aa gayi thi.
Ufff...
Magar tabhi wo apne aap se hi laaj khaa gayi. Usne turant bhagkar apna apron dhoond liya, aur pahan liya.
Fir usne khudke sar ko halka saa maarte hue khudko hi koss diya.
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Yaha andar bhabhi ke me ye chul machi hui thi, aur waha bahar wo dono abhitak baat karte karte rotiya tod rahe the.
Dono ne 5, 5 rotiya khaa li thi abtak. Wo toh aur thoosana chahate the, magar abhi chaval bhi toh khane the?
Kalu- Abhhhhh...ahhhh...maja aa gya...kya rotiya hai..(dheeme se) Jaisi makhmali gol gaand..waisi hi gol gol rotiya....
Birju- Kaa? Kaa kahe?
Kalu- Are rotiya kaisan gol gol bani hai naa?
Birju- Haa...wahi kahe hai hum bhi. Warna dekho hamari lugaai ko. Sali ke hath ko naa swad hai, naahi mooh ko.
Kalu- Are wo sasura....tumhari kum se kum lugaai toh hai. Hamri toh wo bhi bhaag gayi. Wu bhi pahale hi din. Sasuri kaa beda garad ho. Amma chudi pade####&%%### Malik ka hi nasib hai, jo bhabhi jaisi biwi mili.
Birju- Sahi kahe. Malik toh Malik hote hai.
Kalu- Toh kaa apne dost ko kaa halke me le rahe ho?
Birju- Tum kahe toh bol diya.
Kalu- Inn Malik logon ki maa ki chut. Humri par utar aayenge toh hum bhi kisi se kum thodi naa hai?
Birju- Par garib toh hai naa tu.
Kalu- Hum garib hue toh kaa huaa? Garib bhi hai, aur kaale bhi hai.
1 pal ke baad birju jor se hass pada..
Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..
Fir dono joro se haskar khilkhilane lage.
Ha..Ha..Ha..Ha..Ha..
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Tabhi kalu ne jor se awaj diya.
Kalu- Bhabhi..ari wo bhabhi....ab rotiya band kar do...bahot kha li. Chaval bhi toh khana hai. Iska toh sugandh...ummmhhhhhaaaa..ahhhaaa...ghee daale ho kaa? Wahhh...
Tabhi,
Bhabhi ka andar se awaj aya.
Bhabhi- Areee kitni? choti, choti itni si toh hai..aap logon ke liye toh tukadon ke barabar...Wo kuch nahi...aur khani padegi.
Aisa bolkar wo jra darwaje ke pass tak chalkar aayi. Uske hath me 2 rotiya thi.
Birju aur kalu dono aamne samne baithe the. Birju deewar se lag kar baitha tha. Matlab uska pichwada kitchen ki taraf tha. Aur apna Kalu uske samne baitha tha. Matlab Kalu kaa mooh kitchen ki aur tha.
Toh iss wajah se bass kalu hi darwje tak aayi hui bhabhi ko dekh sakta tha.
Bhabhi ko waha aise awataar me dekhte hi kalu uchal pada. Wo seedha darwaje tak bindhast usi pehraave aa gayi thi.
Matlab bass apron pe ab kitchen darwaje par khadi thi.
Uss apron me uska wo andaaj itna bindhast tha ki, Maano jaise yahi uske sasural mili uski pahali saree ho. Iske bawjood ki, bass do kadam door ye Birju, ek anjaan mard baitha tha.
Wo itna najook mamla tha ki, agar yaha se ek pair bhi bahar rakhati bhabhi, birju ko bhi dikh jati.
Ufff...
Par wo toh apni bindhast lilly bhabhi hai.
Ab, darwaje par wahi date rehkar bhabhi ne kalu ko ishara kiya, ki wo yaha se uske hath se rotiya le jaaye.
Bhabhi ke ishare par ab kalu roti kaa tukda mooh me thooste hue uthane hi laga tha ki, wo ruk gya.
Ha. Wo wahi ruk gaya.
Bhabhi ke iss dabang andaaj se uss ghar ke kone kone me ek romanch paida huaa tha.
Apna kalu bhi kum badmash thodi tha?
Khudko chupaati wahi khadi bhabhi ko dekhkar ab wo hasne laga.
Ha..ha..ha..ha...
Pal bhar ke liye bhabhi bhi uske sath hasi.
Ab itna haskar bhabhi ne fir se ishara kar ke rotiya lene ko boli.
Harami kalu ne 1 baar birju ko dekha. Fir bhabhi ko dekhakar ishara kiya ki, Wo khud hi bahar lekar aaye.
Pahale toh bhabhi uske iss ishare par madmast has padi. Aur majak samajhkar hath uthakar " Maar khaoge" ka ishara kiya.
Yaha kalu ne bhi haste hue use fir se wahi ishara kiya.
Issbaar bhabhi ne ankhe chdhakar ghussa jataya.
Kalu bhi majak par utar aya tha. Usne fir se birju ki taraf ishara karte hue bhabhi ko hi bahar aane ko bola. Aur jor jor se hasne laga.
Idhar Bhabhi isharo me use baar baar mana kar rahi thi aur hath dikha kar " maar khaoge" "chup rahe" "badmash kahi ke" " you rascal?" "Bastered" bolne lagi
Par kalu tph jidd par ada tha. Khud jara saa nhi naa uthate hue baar baar bhabhi ki lene laga.
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Ab toh usne apna angutha niche ghumakar " aapme kuch Dum nahi hai" Ishare se jata diya.
Issbaar bhabhi sachmuch pareshaan ho gayi aur ghussa ho gayi.
Issbaar wala ghussa dekh akhir kaar kalu ab uth gaya aur bhabhi ke pass aa gaya.
Bhabhi ne usko darwaje ke andar lekar dheeme se bol padi.
Bhabhi- Haayee..kuch sharam aapko? Bade badmash bane ghum rahe ho? Chal kya raha hai aapka? Maar khaaoge..kya laga rakha hai ye? Ye rotiya le, aur chupchaap jaaiye..
Kalu- Hatiye baajuma. Mai rotiya lene thodi aya hun? Humka toh bas paani chahiye. Rotiya dena hai toh aap hi le aao.
Bhabhi- What? Aap pagal ho gaye ho?
Kalu- Kyu? aap hi ne badi awaj me kha tha naa, ki ye ghar mera hai, badan bhi mera hai, ye kapde bhi mere hai....jo chaahe pahanu. Jo chahe karu...tum kon hote ho bataane wale? Toh ab kya hua? Waha ri wahh...bolne wali Gudiya!! Bolna asaan hai.
Bhabhi- What? Iska kya tuk banta hai? Nahi khaani toh mat khaao...muzhe kya?
Par harami kalu bhabhi ko baaju hatakar pahale andar gaya. Paani kaa katora bhar laya, aur waise hi bhabhi ko door hataakar bahar chala gaya.
Hamari 420.
Bhabhi ko door karte samay bhi usne bhabhi ke bum hi pakade the.
Aur toh aur jaate jaate wo bol gaya tha.
Kalu- "Apne aapko badi chunoti queen bop rahi thi. Soude me toh bardasht naa kar paayi thi? Ab kisi kisi me itna hi dum hota hai, use kon kaa kare? Rahane dijiye..ap se naa hoga."
Aur ab wo haste hue bahar jakar fir se baith gaya tha.
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Toh issbaar Bhabhi ghusse se lal hokar fir se darwaje par aayi, aur kalu ko middle wali finger dikha di. Aur ishare me kaha - -"bhaad me jaao"
Bhabhi ka ghussa dekh kalu jor se hasne laga.
Bhabhi ab ghusse se palat gayi aur andar ho gayi.
Tabhi kalu chillaya
Kalu- Are bhabhi...laa rahe ho ki chaval khana shuru kare?
Bhabhi uska jawab de naa saki. Kya hi deti? Andar gaaliyaa dekar kosne lagi.
Kalu- Bhabhi je??
" Aap lekar jaao" issbaar bhabhi ye chillane wali hi thi, ki bahar se Kalu ki hi awaj aayi.
Kalu- Ab kitni baar uthe thali se...jara laa dijiye...bahut hi swadisht khana hai.."
Ye sunkar toh bhabhi ne ghusse se pair hi patak diye.
Hamari sala.
Andar Bhabhi ko soch kar kalu gaalo me hasa jaa raha tha.
Thodi der koi jawab hi nahi tha.
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Toh ab kalu ne majak kaafi samjha aur rotiya le jaane ko khud uthane laga.
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Wo uthne hi laga tha, ki usne samne dekha.
Oh my hod..
Bhabhi fir se darwaje ke pass aakar khadi ho gayi thi.
Kalu bhabhi ko dekh fir se hasne laga. Tabhi usne bhabhi ke chehare ko dekha.
Jaise hi usne bhabhi ka chehara dekha, ufff.... uski toh hasi wahi ke wahi ruk gayi!!!
Kyunki,
Issbaar bhabhi ke chehare par kuch ajeebh hi gambhirta wale expressions the. Aisa lag raha tha jaise usne kuch thaan liya hai, aur kisi pahaad se kudne jaane wali hai. Usme, aaj kuch kar gujarne ki chalak dikh rahi thi.
Uff...
Ye dekh kalu khud dar gaya.
Tabhi bhabhi ne nazare uthakar kalu ko dekha. Fir ek lambi sans bhar li. Jaise ab wo kisi bhi pal kud jaayegi.
Kalu ye dekh hi raha tha, ki tabhi bhabhi ne apne hoton ko bite karte hue ek ankh se ishaara kiya. Maano jaise keh diya " mujhko challenge? Ruk abhi dikha deti hu."
Ufff...
Agale hi pal bhabhi ne sar se paav tak apne badan ko lehrakar apne uss tang apron ka jalwa jata diya.
Tabhi usne kalu ko dekhkar aur ek ishara jataya. Jaise keh rahi ho " itna hi nahi, ab ye bhi dekh lo."
Aur fir agale hi pal wahi khade khade kalu ko dekhte dekhte apna ek hath seedha andar dalkar apni ek chuchi ko pakad kar bahar khinch nikala.
Ufff...
Jaise kaan pakad kar kisi badmash student ko class ke bahar nikala jata hai.
Ohhh...wahhhh...
Ye dekh kalu ka toh gala hi sukh gaya.
Wo yahi nahi ruki, balki dusari chuchi ko bhi khinchkar uss apron se bahar nikal di.
Oyeee...bhabhi ke wo mashhoor baby-bottle size wale nipples!!! Aap sab toh janate hi ho. Wo har nayi baar kayamat dalte the.
Uff...
Iska matlab bhabhi ne ab apne dono nipples apron ke bahaar khinch ke nikaale the.
Wow....
Uss tang apron ke sath ab bhabhi ke ye nange nipples bhabhi ko kuch jyada hi jutch rahe the.
Uff..
Ab apni dono chuchiya bahar nikaalkar fir se ek baar bhabhi ne kalu ko dekha.
Issbaar bhi ishaare me kuch kaha.
Jaise keh rahi ho, " Ruko jara, muzjhko challenge? Aaj dikhaati hu mai konse sthar ki queen hu."
Aur ab ek himmat bhari sans bhar li. Magar issbaar bhabhi kuch jyada hi gambhir aur dari hui asahaj lag rahi thi. Magar usne 0ahale ki kuch faisala kar liya tha.
Ye expression dekh kar yaha kalu bhi sochvme pad gaya, "ki, pata nahi ab ye kya karne wali hai?".
Tabhi,
Bhabhi ne poori himmat jutakar dhadaam se darwaje ke bahar pair rakha....aur wo bahar aa gayi.
Ohhhh....myyyy...Hoddd....
Kalu ko aisa jabardast zhatka laga, ki uske seene me aisa dard jaag gaya.
Usne ye kabhi nahi socha tha ki bhabhi iss awataar me anjaan birju ke samne aa jayegi. Majaak, masti, shararat aur wo bhi uske sath uaha tak thik tha. Magar bhabhi ne toh usko poora surprise kar ke chod diya.
Haa..
Haa..
Ab bhabhi keval ek apron me kitchen ke bahaar nikli thi. Aur toh aur usne khud apne nipples ko khinch kar bahaar bhi khulla hi choda tha.
Waha, uss kitchen ke Haal me ekdum se sannata chaa gaya.
Oh..my..hod..
Kya kayamt ki bawal aurat thi?
To be continued...
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