13-07-2026, 04:33 PM
Part 28
Bhabhi- Ufff...Haayee...Mai bhi naa....kya hi keh rahi hu??? Aur aap bhi naa...wait...Achaa??? Ab samajh gyi mai aap ki chaal?? Issbaar kuch naya laaye hai Baba jee. Challenge dekar muzhe bhadkana chahte ho naa? Par koi fayda nahi. Issbaar mai nahi fasne wali. Chahe babaji ka shrap hi zhelna pade.
Kalu- Thik hai..
Bass itna hi bolkar kalu fir mood gya.
Harami abhi bhi natak hi kar raha tha.
Kalu ke dwara aise ignore karne se Issbaar Bhabhi ko sach me ghussa aya.
Bhabhi- Areee.. jara inke nakhre toh dekho?
Ulta ye nakhre toh muzhe dikhaane hai. Naraj aur ghussa toh muzhe hona chahiye. Par yaha dekhe? Yaha toh ulta chor kotwal ko daate!! Haaye re haaye.. jo kartab kiye ho, aapko toh jail honi chahiye...
Kalu- Toh daal dijiye jail me. Yaha se toh behtar hai..kum se kum waha garib ke sath khela toh nahi hota.
Bhabhi- Achaa...Jail??? pata bhi hai jail kya hoti hai? Itni si thappad se ye haalat hai, waha toh kut diya jata hai. Aur aise gunaha ke liye toh, kuch aur hi kutate hai. Ha..ha..ha..
Kalu- Padne do..Marne do, Kutne do. Awjaar kaat le jaane do, Hath pair tod le jaane do, yaha tak ki seene me khanjar utaar do, chalega...par ek marad ke liye thappad sharir ko nahi, uske atmsamman ko chot pahunchata hai.
Bhabhi- Are baap re...aap toh sach me naraj ho? Aur aap atsamman ki baat kar rahe ho? Toh ye bhi jaan lijiye ki ladaki ki marji uski jaan aur atmsamman se badhkar hoti hai. Tab nahi socha ye atmsamman?
Kalu- Wahi toh kahat hai, sahi wakat par khud ruk gaye aur aapka atmsamman bachaa liya...aur uske bdale me kaa? Thappad. Wo bhi jalilat bhara. Itna.
Bhabhi- " Aapne roka? Haa..ha..janati hu..Bade aaye...Mai sab janati hu..bass mai prove nahi kar paa rahi...Aur rahi thappad ki baat toh..1 thappad ke badale aapne poore 50-60 maare hai, uska kya? Ufff... Abhi tak dard kar rahe hai...ufff...Abhi tak nishan hai. Dekh sakte ho. Khair, jo kiye ho uske liye toh Hathi ke pair me diya jana chahiye aapko. Thappad toh badi mamuli baat hai. Khair, inn sabke bawjood bhi muzhe lagata hai ki jara jorr ki hi padi aapko. Mai pahale hi sorry bol chuki hu. Wo bhi khud hokar. Fir bhi aur ek baar sorry bolti hu."
Kalu- Are nahi nahi.....Aap yaha ki malkin hai, aapko jaisa thik lage wahi sahi. Chaliye bahot kaam pada hai. Jaldi karni hogi.
Aisa bolkar kalu fir se jaane laga.
Kalu ki manmaani bhabhi ko behad chidha rahi thi.
Kuch pal pahale uske sath kya huaa tha, ye wo pora bhool chuki thi.
Bhabhi- Are aap toh maan hi nahi rahe. Ek thappad kya itna laga aapko? 1 baar sorry toh bola.
Bhabhi ki baar baar usko manaane ki koshish bata rahi thi, ki wo sabkuch bhool gayi hai, aur ekdum naye se wo fir kaamleela me utarna chahati hai.
Ye aurate bhi ajeeb hoti hai. Inko upar se sab chalega bas andar nahi jana chahiye. Fir chahe inhe dekho, chumo, dabaao.
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Kalu- Aji aapke saari ki baat hi nahi hai. Meri harkat hi kuch aisi thi. Wahi bass apne kiye par pachtawa khaa rahe hai.
Kalu ab toh aur jyada mooh latka ke khada ho gaya.
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Bhabhi ne tang aakar ab ek lambi sans li.
Kuch sochkar wo bol padi.
Bhabhi- Achaa..sune..Mai ye sab ab yahi khatm kar dena chahati hu. Aur ghar ke kaam me aage badhana chahati hu. Toh ye sab chod do.
Kalu kuch nahi bola. Aur latka huaa mooh lekar usne narajgi me Haa me gardan hilaayi.
Bhabhi- Ufff...Itna udhaar hokar 'Haa' jataa rahe ho? Aur ye lataka hua chehara uss babaji ko suit nahi bhi karta. ufff...kahi sachmuch baba jee kaa shraap naa lag jaaye mere pati ko? Aree baba, sorry bola naa Baba? Fir bhi? Lagata hai muzhe hi kuch karna padega?
Ek lambi sans lekar bhabhi boli
Bhabhi- Thik hai iss Babaji ko kaise khush karna hai mai janti hu.
Itna kehkar ekdum se bhabhi ne apna andaaj badal diya. Fir se wo shararati nakhchadi bhabhi ban gayi.
Fir ek shararati chaal lekar bhabhi chalke Kalu ke pass ayi.
Kalu toh sanse rok kar dekhne laga.
Fir ek lambi aah bharkar idhar udhar dekhne lagi. Kitchen ke bahaar ache se dekh lene ke baad,
Ab muskurakar aage badhi aur ek nashili nazaron ke sath kalu ke samne fir se zhuk kar khadi ho gayi.
Ufff...
Kalu ki toh sanse fool gayi.
Fir apni gand ko pesh karte hue boli..
Bhabhi- Ye lijiye....jitna jor ki aapko padi, utna hi jor se louta sakte ho.
Kalu toh yahi bhabhi chahata tha. Shararati aur natkhat.
Kalu- Kaa..Sach me?
Wo ekdum khushi se keh pada.
Bhabhi- Achaa jee? Ab khili chamak???? Jaldi pooch uthe, " sach me kya? " Hyunnnn..hunnn.....khabardaar jo fir se muzhko chune ki jurrrat bhi ki toh.....
Kalu ka chehara wahi kala pad gaya. Wo wahi ruk gaya.
Ye dekh bhabhi haste hue boli..
Bhabhi- Hunnnn....bade aaye agyakaari...sab dikhaave kaa dhong hai...chale chale.....aap bhi kya yaad rakhoge? Kar lijiye apna hisaab barabar....
Kalu sanse foolakar aage badha. Bhabhi ke gand par marne ke liye usne apna hath badhaya. Bhabhi ne phatt se apni ankhe band kar li.
Par usne mara hi nahi. Wo wahi ruk gaya.
Jab bhabhi ne moodkar uski taraf dekha toh wo bola.
Kalu- Nahi..nahi..aurat par kya hath uthana?
Bhabhi- Acha...toh ab tak kya kar rah the?
Kalu- Bhabhi jee, wo toh pyaar hi tha. Rasam tha. Mara thodi aapko?
Bhabhi- Haa..haa..Bade aaye...Rasam#####
Kalu- Agar hisab barabar hi karna hai toh marunga nahi..utni hi pyaar se pappi lunga.
Shatir kalu sahi mouke par achaa khel jata tha.
Bhabhi- Kya?
Kalu- Bole toh Haa.. nahi toh rahane dijiye bhabhi jee. Koi jabardasti nahi hai. Waise gand pe thappad khaane se pappi hamesha achi hai. Soch lijiye.
Bhabhi- "Thappad se dar nahi lagataa Saab, pyaar se lagata hai."
Bhabhi ne filmy dialogue maar diya.
Kalu andar se prabhaavit toh huaa.. magar wo ab bina kuch kahe piche moodne laga.
Akhir kaar bhabhi ne pareshan hokar kaha.
Bhabhi- Aap bhi naa...Bade shatir ho.........hunnn...Khair, chale...le lijiye...jaldi khatam kar ke naraji door kijiye. Warna ghadi ghadi taane maarte firoge.
Kalu- Ahhhaaa...Babaji prasann huee... To kaha?
Kalu phat se bol pada. Jaise use pahale se pata tha.
Bhabhi- Kaha? Aur kaha gan####@@@
Bhabhi ke mooh se ek shabd fisal gaya. Wo turant sharmsaar hokar pachtaayi mudra me wahi shabd apne mooh me wapas nigalkar khadi reh gayi.
Idhar bhabhi kaa ye pachtawa kalu ko romanch de gaya.
Kalu- Kaha?
Bhabhi- Kahi nahi..chup rahe....
Bhabhi ne turant reply diya.
Kalu- kaha? Gand par?
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne imali khaane jaisi surat banayi.
Bhabhi- Shuuu....chup rahiye...Maine Gaal par bola tha.
Wo lajaa se bharkar baat ko taalne ki koshish karne lagi.
Par, harami kalu toh lene par hi utar aya.
Kalu- Thik hai. Gand par toh Gand par.
Bhabhi- What??? What the fuck....Shuuuuu....maar khaoge...gaal par bola hai...Haa.. gaal par bola hai maine....
Kalu- Wahi toh...gand par hi...
Bhabhi- offf hooo....Nahi..nahi...hont par...hont par...
Kalu- Haaa..ab kaise? Hum bhi toh yahi keh rahe the.
Kalu 420.
Bhabhi- Aap bhi naa...ek number ke lafange ho...
Asahaj hi sahi par akhir kaar bhabhi raaji ho gayi. Aur karti bhi kya?
Kalu- Wahhh...toh ab permisan dijiye jaldi...
Pachtaave ki mudra me ab bhabhi ko khud hokr usko Haa karni padi, aur khud hokar apne hont samne zhukkar usko dene pade.
Bhabhi ne laaj se apni ankhe band hi kar li.
Ufff...
What a najara?
Kalu ye dekhta raha.
Bhabhi- Uff..kya dekh rahe hai? Jaldi kijiye...warna...haayee..ishhh...
Apni poori sehmati darshate hue bhabhi ko usko pappi lene ko kahana pada tha.
Ohhh..my..hod...
Kalu ke liye ye bahot badi baat thi.
Kyunki, aurat ko dabaana alag hota hai, aur uske hont chumne ko milna alag hota hai. Isme ek alag raazhipan hota hai. Ek tarah se poore badan ki permission receipt hoti hai.
Kalu aage badha.
Bhabhi aur sharam se sikud gayi.
Iss wakt kalu itna dhanwan iss puri duniya me koi nahi!!!
Ek aisi haseen bhabhi almost nangi awataar me uske samne khadi thi aur use samne se kiss karne dene wali thi.
Kalu agale hi samay 2kadam aage aakar thik bhabhi ke samne khada hua. Itna najdik ki Bhabhi ki sanse mehsoos kar paa raha tha.
Tabhi,
Bhabhi ne ankhe khol di aur boli.
Bhabhi- Bass ek pappi...aur kuch nahi..halki si pappi....aur wo bhi jald. Warna...
Ye wali line bhabhi ne poori seriousness ke sath kahi thi.
Kalu iska matlab janata tha.
Kalu naraaj ho gaya. Kyunki usne toh lambi French kiss sochi thi. Wo toh poora chabaane kaa plan Bana chuka tha.
Magar abhi ke liye iss haseena ke hont par pappi bhi bahot badi baat thi.
Toh, ab kalu ne badhkar apne hoton kaa bhi chamu bana liya. Aur apne chamu kiye hue hont bhabhi ke sukand hoton par tika diye.
Smooochhh...
Usne ek bhaari pappi le li, aur soude k mutaabik wo 2 kadam piche gaya.
Bhabhi uske iss bartaav se impress ho gayi.
Magar,
Tabhi,
Piche jaane se pahale usne apne hath badhaakar pass aayi hui bhabhi ke chutad par ek jor ki thapaad lagaayi thi.
Sataakkk...
Bhabhi- Aunchhhhhh...mmmm....sassssss...
Bhabhi ko jab ye baat pata chali, wo aagbabula ghussa hokar usko pakadne ke liye kud padi.
Bhabhi- What the fuck....ye kya? Harami kahi ke. Jara haath toh aao. Chum bhi liya, aur thappad bhi maar liya?
Kalu kabka door bhaag chuka tha.
Kalu door jaakar ek kone me ruka. Aur hasta huaa bola.
Kalu- Tathastu...
Bhabhi- Wyuyaaa. Wyuyaaa..ruke jara...hath to lagiye.... Mai bhi Tathastu deti hu...
Bhabhi uske upar chaal karte aage badhi.
Magar kaalu kitchen ke bahaar bhaag gaya.
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Akir me...
Bhabhi ne apni jeeb bahar nikalkar use chidhate hue kha "ek number ke lafange ho" Ye wala expression de diya.
Tabhi bhabhi ko kuch yaad aya.
Bhabhi- shuookkk..shoookk...Rotiya..rotiyaa lekar jaao..
Bhabhi ne dheemi awaj me ishaare me uss se bola.
Toh ab kalu fir se andar aane laga.
Magar wo wahi ruk gaya.
Aur majaak me bhabhi ko hi bahaar aane ko kahane laga.
Idhar bhabhi ghussel chehara banaakar "Maar khaaoge" wale ishaare me hath ugaarne lagi.
Itni majak masti hone ke baad ab akhir kalu andar aya aur bhabhi ke hath se rotiya le li. Aur bahaar jaane laga.
Ab majak khatam ho gayi thi.
Kalu- Wo bhabhi aapke sasur? Aapke sasur ji ko kab khilaaogi. Aajkal ki aurate bhi kamal hai! "Sasur ko baad me, pahale paraye." Aur...toh aur..."Ghusane ki chiiz ko mooh me chupchaap legi, par ghusane jaaye toh sar pe asmaan le legi.
Bhabhi- Shut up. Apni bakwas baate band kare. Warna aajkal ki aurate aur bahot kuch karne ke sath acha khasa pitwa bhi sakti hai. Dikhaau kya?
Kalu- Nahi nahi. Mai samajh gaya.
Bhabhi- Good. Aur aapko mere sasur ki chinta karne ki koi jaroorat nahi. Jaao wha aapka dost kabse bhooka baitha hai. uski dekho.
To be continued....
Bhabhi- Ufff...Haayee...Mai bhi naa....kya hi keh rahi hu??? Aur aap bhi naa...wait...Achaa??? Ab samajh gyi mai aap ki chaal?? Issbaar kuch naya laaye hai Baba jee. Challenge dekar muzhe bhadkana chahte ho naa? Par koi fayda nahi. Issbaar mai nahi fasne wali. Chahe babaji ka shrap hi zhelna pade.
Kalu- Thik hai..
Bass itna hi bolkar kalu fir mood gya.
Harami abhi bhi natak hi kar raha tha.
Kalu ke dwara aise ignore karne se Issbaar Bhabhi ko sach me ghussa aya.
Bhabhi- Areee.. jara inke nakhre toh dekho?
Ulta ye nakhre toh muzhe dikhaane hai. Naraj aur ghussa toh muzhe hona chahiye. Par yaha dekhe? Yaha toh ulta chor kotwal ko daate!! Haaye re haaye.. jo kartab kiye ho, aapko toh jail honi chahiye...
Kalu- Toh daal dijiye jail me. Yaha se toh behtar hai..kum se kum waha garib ke sath khela toh nahi hota.
Bhabhi- Achaa...Jail??? pata bhi hai jail kya hoti hai? Itni si thappad se ye haalat hai, waha toh kut diya jata hai. Aur aise gunaha ke liye toh, kuch aur hi kutate hai. Ha..ha..ha..
Kalu- Padne do..Marne do, Kutne do. Awjaar kaat le jaane do, Hath pair tod le jaane do, yaha tak ki seene me khanjar utaar do, chalega...par ek marad ke liye thappad sharir ko nahi, uske atmsamman ko chot pahunchata hai.
Bhabhi- Are baap re...aap toh sach me naraj ho? Aur aap atsamman ki baat kar rahe ho? Toh ye bhi jaan lijiye ki ladaki ki marji uski jaan aur atmsamman se badhkar hoti hai. Tab nahi socha ye atmsamman?
Kalu- Wahi toh kahat hai, sahi wakat par khud ruk gaye aur aapka atmsamman bachaa liya...aur uske bdale me kaa? Thappad. Wo bhi jalilat bhara. Itna.
Bhabhi- " Aapne roka? Haa..ha..janati hu..Bade aaye...Mai sab janati hu..bass mai prove nahi kar paa rahi...Aur rahi thappad ki baat toh..1 thappad ke badale aapne poore 50-60 maare hai, uska kya? Ufff... Abhi tak dard kar rahe hai...ufff...Abhi tak nishan hai. Dekh sakte ho. Khair, jo kiye ho uske liye toh Hathi ke pair me diya jana chahiye aapko. Thappad toh badi mamuli baat hai. Khair, inn sabke bawjood bhi muzhe lagata hai ki jara jorr ki hi padi aapko. Mai pahale hi sorry bol chuki hu. Wo bhi khud hokar. Fir bhi aur ek baar sorry bolti hu."
Kalu- Are nahi nahi.....Aap yaha ki malkin hai, aapko jaisa thik lage wahi sahi. Chaliye bahot kaam pada hai. Jaldi karni hogi.
Aisa bolkar kalu fir se jaane laga.
Kalu ki manmaani bhabhi ko behad chidha rahi thi.
Kuch pal pahale uske sath kya huaa tha, ye wo pora bhool chuki thi.
Bhabhi- Are aap toh maan hi nahi rahe. Ek thappad kya itna laga aapko? 1 baar sorry toh bola.
Bhabhi ki baar baar usko manaane ki koshish bata rahi thi, ki wo sabkuch bhool gayi hai, aur ekdum naye se wo fir kaamleela me utarna chahati hai.
Ye aurate bhi ajeeb hoti hai. Inko upar se sab chalega bas andar nahi jana chahiye. Fir chahe inhe dekho, chumo, dabaao.
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Kalu- Aji aapke saari ki baat hi nahi hai. Meri harkat hi kuch aisi thi. Wahi bass apne kiye par pachtawa khaa rahe hai.
Kalu ab toh aur jyada mooh latka ke khada ho gaya.
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Bhabhi ne tang aakar ab ek lambi sans li.
Kuch sochkar wo bol padi.
Bhabhi- Achaa..sune..Mai ye sab ab yahi khatm kar dena chahati hu. Aur ghar ke kaam me aage badhana chahati hu. Toh ye sab chod do.
Kalu kuch nahi bola. Aur latka huaa mooh lekar usne narajgi me Haa me gardan hilaayi.
Bhabhi- Ufff...Itna udhaar hokar 'Haa' jataa rahe ho? Aur ye lataka hua chehara uss babaji ko suit nahi bhi karta. ufff...kahi sachmuch baba jee kaa shraap naa lag jaaye mere pati ko? Aree baba, sorry bola naa Baba? Fir bhi? Lagata hai muzhe hi kuch karna padega?
Ek lambi sans lekar bhabhi boli
Bhabhi- Thik hai iss Babaji ko kaise khush karna hai mai janti hu.
Itna kehkar ekdum se bhabhi ne apna andaaj badal diya. Fir se wo shararati nakhchadi bhabhi ban gayi.
Fir ek shararati chaal lekar bhabhi chalke Kalu ke pass ayi.
Kalu toh sanse rok kar dekhne laga.
Fir ek lambi aah bharkar idhar udhar dekhne lagi. Kitchen ke bahaar ache se dekh lene ke baad,
Ab muskurakar aage badhi aur ek nashili nazaron ke sath kalu ke samne fir se zhuk kar khadi ho gayi.
Ufff...
Kalu ki toh sanse fool gayi.
Fir apni gand ko pesh karte hue boli..
Bhabhi- Ye lijiye....jitna jor ki aapko padi, utna hi jor se louta sakte ho.
Kalu toh yahi bhabhi chahata tha. Shararati aur natkhat.
Kalu- Kaa..Sach me?
Wo ekdum khushi se keh pada.
Bhabhi- Achaa jee? Ab khili chamak???? Jaldi pooch uthe, " sach me kya? " Hyunnnn..hunnn.....khabardaar jo fir se muzhko chune ki jurrrat bhi ki toh.....
Kalu ka chehara wahi kala pad gaya. Wo wahi ruk gaya.
Ye dekh bhabhi haste hue boli..
Bhabhi- Hunnnn....bade aaye agyakaari...sab dikhaave kaa dhong hai...chale chale.....aap bhi kya yaad rakhoge? Kar lijiye apna hisaab barabar....
Kalu sanse foolakar aage badha. Bhabhi ke gand par marne ke liye usne apna hath badhaya. Bhabhi ne phatt se apni ankhe band kar li.
Par usne mara hi nahi. Wo wahi ruk gaya.
Jab bhabhi ne moodkar uski taraf dekha toh wo bola.
Kalu- Nahi..nahi..aurat par kya hath uthana?
Bhabhi- Acha...toh ab tak kya kar rah the?
Kalu- Bhabhi jee, wo toh pyaar hi tha. Rasam tha. Mara thodi aapko?
Bhabhi- Haa..haa..Bade aaye...Rasam#####
Kalu- Agar hisab barabar hi karna hai toh marunga nahi..utni hi pyaar se pappi lunga.
Shatir kalu sahi mouke par achaa khel jata tha.
Bhabhi- Kya?
Kalu- Bole toh Haa.. nahi toh rahane dijiye bhabhi jee. Koi jabardasti nahi hai. Waise gand pe thappad khaane se pappi hamesha achi hai. Soch lijiye.
Bhabhi- "Thappad se dar nahi lagataa Saab, pyaar se lagata hai."
Bhabhi ne filmy dialogue maar diya.
Kalu andar se prabhaavit toh huaa.. magar wo ab bina kuch kahe piche moodne laga.
Akhir kaar bhabhi ne pareshan hokar kaha.
Bhabhi- Aap bhi naa...Bade shatir ho.........hunnn...Khair, chale...le lijiye...jaldi khatam kar ke naraji door kijiye. Warna ghadi ghadi taane maarte firoge.
Kalu- Ahhhaaa...Babaji prasann huee... To kaha?
Kalu phat se bol pada. Jaise use pahale se pata tha.
Bhabhi- Kaha? Aur kaha gan####@@@
Bhabhi ke mooh se ek shabd fisal gaya. Wo turant sharmsaar hokar pachtaayi mudra me wahi shabd apne mooh me wapas nigalkar khadi reh gayi.
Idhar bhabhi kaa ye pachtawa kalu ko romanch de gaya.
Kalu- Kaha?
Bhabhi- Kahi nahi..chup rahe....
Bhabhi ne turant reply diya.
Kalu- kaha? Gand par?
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne imali khaane jaisi surat banayi.
Bhabhi- Shuuu....chup rahiye...Maine Gaal par bola tha.
Wo lajaa se bharkar baat ko taalne ki koshish karne lagi.
Par, harami kalu toh lene par hi utar aya.
Kalu- Thik hai. Gand par toh Gand par.
Bhabhi- What??? What the fuck....Shuuuuu....maar khaoge...gaal par bola hai...Haa.. gaal par bola hai maine....
Kalu- Wahi toh...gand par hi...
Bhabhi- offf hooo....Nahi..nahi...hont par...hont par...
Kalu- Haaa..ab kaise? Hum bhi toh yahi keh rahe the.
Kalu 420.
Bhabhi- Aap bhi naa...ek number ke lafange ho...
Asahaj hi sahi par akhir kaar bhabhi raaji ho gayi. Aur karti bhi kya?
Kalu- Wahhh...toh ab permisan dijiye jaldi...
Pachtaave ki mudra me ab bhabhi ko khud hokr usko Haa karni padi, aur khud hokar apne hont samne zhukkar usko dene pade.
Bhabhi ne laaj se apni ankhe band hi kar li.
Ufff...
What a najara?
Kalu ye dekhta raha.
Bhabhi- Uff..kya dekh rahe hai? Jaldi kijiye...warna...haayee..ishhh...
Apni poori sehmati darshate hue bhabhi ko usko pappi lene ko kahana pada tha.
Ohhh..my..hod...
Kalu ke liye ye bahot badi baat thi.
Kyunki, aurat ko dabaana alag hota hai, aur uske hont chumne ko milna alag hota hai. Isme ek alag raazhipan hota hai. Ek tarah se poore badan ki permission receipt hoti hai.
Kalu aage badha.
Bhabhi aur sharam se sikud gayi.
Iss wakt kalu itna dhanwan iss puri duniya me koi nahi!!!
Ek aisi haseen bhabhi almost nangi awataar me uske samne khadi thi aur use samne se kiss karne dene wali thi.
Kalu agale hi samay 2kadam aage aakar thik bhabhi ke samne khada hua. Itna najdik ki Bhabhi ki sanse mehsoos kar paa raha tha.
Tabhi,
Bhabhi ne ankhe khol di aur boli.
Bhabhi- Bass ek pappi...aur kuch nahi..halki si pappi....aur wo bhi jald. Warna...
Ye wali line bhabhi ne poori seriousness ke sath kahi thi.
Kalu iska matlab janata tha.
Kalu naraaj ho gaya. Kyunki usne toh lambi French kiss sochi thi. Wo toh poora chabaane kaa plan Bana chuka tha.
Magar abhi ke liye iss haseena ke hont par pappi bhi bahot badi baat thi.
Toh, ab kalu ne badhkar apne hoton kaa bhi chamu bana liya. Aur apne chamu kiye hue hont bhabhi ke sukand hoton par tika diye.
Smooochhh...
Usne ek bhaari pappi le li, aur soude k mutaabik wo 2 kadam piche gaya.
Bhabhi uske iss bartaav se impress ho gayi.
Magar,
Tabhi,
Piche jaane se pahale usne apne hath badhaakar pass aayi hui bhabhi ke chutad par ek jor ki thapaad lagaayi thi.
Sataakkk...
Bhabhi- Aunchhhhhh...mmmm....sassssss...
Bhabhi ko jab ye baat pata chali, wo aagbabula ghussa hokar usko pakadne ke liye kud padi.
Bhabhi- What the fuck....ye kya? Harami kahi ke. Jara haath toh aao. Chum bhi liya, aur thappad bhi maar liya?
Kalu kabka door bhaag chuka tha.
Kalu door jaakar ek kone me ruka. Aur hasta huaa bola.
Kalu- Tathastu...
Bhabhi- Wyuyaaa. Wyuyaaa..ruke jara...hath to lagiye.... Mai bhi Tathastu deti hu...
Bhabhi uske upar chaal karte aage badhi.
Magar kaalu kitchen ke bahaar bhaag gaya.
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Akir me...
Bhabhi ne apni jeeb bahar nikalkar use chidhate hue kha "ek number ke lafange ho" Ye wala expression de diya.
Tabhi bhabhi ko kuch yaad aya.
Bhabhi- shuookkk..shoookk...Rotiya..rotiyaa lekar jaao..
Bhabhi ne dheemi awaj me ishaare me uss se bola.
Toh ab kalu fir se andar aane laga.
Magar wo wahi ruk gaya.
Aur majaak me bhabhi ko hi bahaar aane ko kahane laga.
Idhar bhabhi ghussel chehara banaakar "Maar khaaoge" wale ishaare me hath ugaarne lagi.
Itni majak masti hone ke baad ab akhir kalu andar aya aur bhabhi ke hath se rotiya le li. Aur bahaar jaane laga.
Ab majak khatam ho gayi thi.
Kalu- Wo bhabhi aapke sasur? Aapke sasur ji ko kab khilaaogi. Aajkal ki aurate bhi kamal hai! "Sasur ko baad me, pahale paraye." Aur...toh aur..."Ghusane ki chiiz ko mooh me chupchaap legi, par ghusane jaaye toh sar pe asmaan le legi.
Bhabhi- Shut up. Apni bakwas baate band kare. Warna aajkal ki aurate aur bahot kuch karne ke sath acha khasa pitwa bhi sakti hai. Dikhaau kya?
Kalu- Nahi nahi. Mai samajh gaya.
Bhabhi- Good. Aur aapko mere sasur ki chinta karne ki koi jaroorat nahi. Jaao wha aapka dost kabse bhooka baitha hai. uski dekho.
To be continued....
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