09-07-2026, 01:29 AM
Part 27
Kisi French khadi par uss raat hamla naa karke Hitler ne jara si dheelaayi dikhaayi thi. Jarasi laparwahi aur poora khel hi palat gaya tha. Raato raat dushman ki sena bhaag nikali aur world war 2 kaa nateeja hi badal gaya. Hitler ko badi haar kaa samna karna pada. Aur yaha toh mamuli saa doodhwala Kaluwa tha. Kismat iske liye thodi naa rukne wali thi? Agar dheelayi naa ki hoti, toh thappad ke wajay, ye uss haseena ki ghodi banakar sawari kar rha hota.
Par nahi, isko toh yadgaar banana tha.
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Iss hadse ke baad bhabhi ne pahale toh apne aapko thoda samhala tha,
Fir uthkar ek sansanaati bajaayi thi kalu ke kaan ke niche.
Khataakkk.....
Wo ek hath se apna gaal, aur dusare hath se apna lund pakadkar wahi tadapate raha tha.
Bichara. Itni mehnat karke bhi landing nahi kar paya tha. Aur wo jiss tarah se lund fasa kar gir pada tha, ye itna funny tha ki, Ye dekh ghussa kum bhabhi ki hasi jyada nikal gayi.
Par bhabhi ne hasi ghatak li turant, aur fir se ghusse se lal ho gayi.
Yaha kalu ke hosh thikaane aa gaye the ab. Use turant pata chala ki usne kitni badi bhool ki hai?
Ab toh wo gaya!!!
Ab iss galti se use ek chiz hi bacha sakti aur shatir kalu ne turant wahi kiya.
Usne phat se apna gaal aur lund chod diya aur ulta joro se fake hasne laga.
Kalu- Ha..ha..ha..Majaakk....majaakkk....kaisa laga mera majaak bhabhi...ha..ha..ha...
Uski ye gustaaki sunte hi bhabhi kaa ghussa toh aur fat gaya.
Bhabhi- Ahhhaaaa.....Majak? STOP...bilkul stop..ye kuch nahi chalega, samjhe? zhoote makkaar kahi ke?...ab ye zhoota dikhava yahi rok do. Koi bahana nahi chalega...zhoote kahi ke.
Kalu- Aji bhabhi, sach me. Naahi toh aapko kaa laga? Mai aapko chodne chala tha? Kaa bhabhi???...idhar mai aapke permisan ke binaa baat bhi nahi karta, Aur aapko sach me laga Mai chodne chala? WO bhi aapki ijaajat kaa binaa? Akal maari gayi hai meri? Jo khudki pair me kulhaadi maar lu? Wu toh hum jara akhari chor tak le jana chahata tha iss BaBa jee ko. Par humka pakka pata tha kaha tak jakar ruk jana hai. Haa..thoda pair fisal gaya tha aapki khubsoorati ki wajah se, Magar Hamka pakaa pata tha, kaha rukna hai. Haa iss gustaaki ke liye aap jo saja de manjoor hai muzhe.
Bhabhi- Chup..bilkul chup..zhoote makkaar kahi ke...
Kalu- Ari sachhi keh raha hu...Haa thoda bahek gaya tha. Ab kaa kare aapki khubsoorati hi aisi hai ki koi bhi marad thoda fisal jaaye apni niyat se? Aur uska liye bahot bada maafi mangata hai ye kaalu. Magar ek hadd ke uss paar kabhi naa jata. Iss se pahale bhi aise kai mouke aye the. Magar aapki permisan ke bina??...naa re baba naa.....Maine khud ne jaanbujhkar choda tha aapko aur khud girne kaa natak kiya. Ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- What? Jara inki himmat toh dekho? Ek toh aisa gunah karne ke baad Saaf saaf mooh par zhoot bolte hue sharam nahi aati? Ulta chor hi Machaaye Shor? Aapko kya laga, aapki ye zhoot Mai maan lungi? Ab toh aapko pata chalega iss gunah ki saja....
Kalu- Bhabhi meri bhains ki kasam. Mai sach bol raha hu. Warna aap hi soche ki sahi wakat par aapke gale kaa fass kaise choot gaya? Wo maine hi aapko aur jyada niche kiya tha, taaki wo aapke gale se nikal jaaye.
Bhabhi- What? Zhoot..sarasar zhoot.
Kalu- Aur nahi toh kaa? Ab aap hi sochiye naa, itni bhaari jakhadan se aap itni asani se kaise choot jaati? Jaati kaa? Chutne ki koshish toh bahot ki thi aapne. Nahi ki thi kaa? Magar aap hill bhi nahi paayi thi. Tog sochiye ain wakat par kaise chut gayi? Aur hamra nishana kaise chuk gya? Hummm??? Ye sab maine jaanbujhkar kiya tha. Aur toh aur wo aage jaakar girna bhi ek bahana tha. Warna dekhe muzhe kuch nahi laga hai. Chahe toh aap pant utaar kar dekh sakte ho.
Ye bolte wakt kalu kaa lund uski pant me khoon ke ansu ro pada. Kalu ne upar aise-waise toh dard ko control kiya tha, aur fake hassi hase jaa raha tha.
Bhabhi- Kuch bhi..wo toh hadase ki wajah se Mai nikal gayi thi...tum zhoot mat bolo.
Kalu- Achaa? Toh fir ye bataaye ki aapke hath kaise choot gaye? Wo bhi ekdum sahi time pe??? Fir aapne uthkar unhi hath se ek jor ki baja di mujhe? Maine toh chaddi se band rakhe the. Kabhi socha wo itni jaldi sahi time pe kaise choote?
Bhabhi- Hunn? Are wo toh####@@@..
Bhabhi yaha bolte bolte ruk gayi. Sach me iska uske pass koi jawab nahi tha.
Kalu- Dekha..ye sab hum majaak me kar rahe the. Ek hadd ke baad humne khud ne chod diyaa tha aapko. Girne kaa toh wo hamra bahana tha. Aur aap bhi ye baat janati hai, warna aisi gustaaki karnewale mard ke sath kya hota? Abtak aapne chillakar apne sasural walon se pitwaya hota humka. Naa ki yaha khade rehkar aapse baate karte? Toh ihh baat aap bhi andar se janate hai.
Bhabhi- What###@@@%%%**&& kuch bhi.....
Bhabhi issbaar bhi aage kuch bol naa payi.
Jawab denn me hui dikkat ko Kalu ne dekh liya tha. Iska matlab uska zhoot yaha kaa paani pee gaya tha.
Tabhi,
Kalu zhat se apne gutno pe niche baitha.
Aur gidgidaate hue bol pada.
Kalu- Bhabhi..Baaki gustaki ke liye mai tahe dil se aapse maafi mangata hu..
Wo hath jodne laga.
Kalu- Hum sasura bahak gya tha. Kasam se..hum hosh me nahi tha. pata hi nahi chala ki ka kar rahe hai? Aapki khubsoorati ke samne poora jamana fail hai jee.
Bhabhi- How can you? Ab kya ispar bhi muzhe hi jimmedar tehraoge?
Kalu- Naahi..nahhii..aapko jimmedar nahi bata rahe. Galti humra hi hai..hum Sala control nahi rakh paaye. Ab aapko ek chiz karni padegi.
Bhabhi- What? Kya???
Kalu- Haa..aapko mujhpar thookna hoga. IIss budbak par thook do, aur maaf kar do.....
Bhabhi- Ye kya keh rahe ho?
Bhabhi ekdum se lajjit ho gayi. Usko uss din ka mafinama jo yaad aaya fat se.
Kalu- Haan jee..hamre yaha Doshi par thuka jata hai, aur fir usko maafi ki jaati hai. Jee..thook dijiye...naa..plieejjjj...
Bhabhi- Shut up..bilkul chupp..
Kalu- Are sach me.. Hum majaak nahi kar rahe hai. Jabtak aap thookegi nahi mujhpar, toh humra pap dhoolega nahi. Toh aapko thookna hi hoga. Mere upar.
Bhabhi- What...Mai aisa kuch nahi karne wali..
Kalu- Bhabhi jee...maafi karayi do...Mai kaan pakadkar aapke pairo me gidgidata hu. Sach me iss se aage kuch naa karnewala tha.
Bhabhi- stop...ekdum chup..chod do uss baat ko. Ai kuch bolna nahi chahati uske baare me. Par mai thookne wali nahi hu.
Kalu- Kaa?? Nahi nahi..aapko thookna hi hoga.....Plizzz..uss din Mai kaise aapke mooh me thoka tha? aur aapko maafi se azad kiya tha? Thik waisa hi aaj aap kar dijiye.
Bhabhi- Stop..Mai aisa kuch nahi karnewali. Mafi - wafi rahane do. Mai bass ek hi baat chahati hu, ki aap ab nikle yaha se bahar...
Kalu- Aisa naa karo...maafi nahi toh Saja.
Haa... hum sasura aapka gunhgaar hai..toh agar maaf nahi kar sakat ho, toh saja do muzhe.
Bhabhi- Stop....saja nahi, maafi nahi..aap bass abhi bahar jaao..
Kalu gidgidakar bhabhi ke pair pakadne laga.
Kalu- Mai pair pakad leta hu aapke..Aap bass aise ghussa naa ho jaaye...aage se sans bhi aapke ishaare par lega ye budbak...
Bhabhi- Stop ab. Maine kaha ye gigidana band kijiye pahale. Muzhe kya karna hai, ye mai dekh lungi. Bass aap abhi dafa ho jaao yha se. Chupchaap bahar jakar baithe.
Tabhi hath pair padnewale kalu ne ek angle se upar dekha.
Upar dekhte hi uske gaal par pade ekdum lal ungaliyon ke nishan bhabhi ne dekh liye.
Uske kaale gaal par bhabhi ki 4 ungliya kuch jyada hi achee se chap gyi thi. Bhabhi ko turant ehsas huaa ki usne kuch jyada hi jor se mara tha.
Haa..kya jordaar thappad lagaayi thi bhabhi ne? Ufff...
Bhabhi ekdum se gambhirta se boli.
Bhabhi- Jaayee..aap bahar jaaye..
Bhabhi ki ye gambhir awaj sunkar kalu issbaar uth khada huaa. Aur moodkar naraj chehara lekar bahar jaane laga..
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Tabhi tawe par roti jalne ki awaj aayi..
Chuurrrrrr....
Bhabhi ekdum se bhag gayi waha, aur roti ka chatka khakar roti ko bahar nikala.
Fir jaate kalu ko dekh boli-
Bhabhi- Ruke..
Kalu wahi ruk gaya.
Bhabhi- Ruko jara...Mai ab aise nahi aa sakti bahar. Jaate wakt rotiya leke jana...
Kalu- Jee.
Kalu ghum kar chupchap gaal pakadkar wahi khada raha.
Jab usne 1 baar upar dekha tha, toh bhabhi ne uski ankh me ek halka saa gilapan dekha tha.
pata chala ki uski ankho me thodi nami thi.
Ye dekh bhabhi thoda pachta gyi. Use laga usne kuch jyada hi jor se usko mara tha.
Bhabhi- Aur sune. Darsal mai itna jor ki marna nahi chahti thi. Kuch jyada hi lagi kya? Hummm..ufff...Uske liye sorry.
Bhabhi ke mooh se sorry sunte hi kalu ke seene par saa duniyabhar kaa bojh khali ho gaya.
Wo andar se maano poora relax ho gaya.
Wo samajh gaya ki, agar itna kuch hokar bhi agar ek aurat ko uske chata marne par pachatawa ho raha ho, toh iska matlab hai ki uss aurat ka ghussa andar se poori tarah se mar gaya hai.
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Iska ehsas hote hi uske andar ki haramipanti fir se jaag uthi. Wo ek number ka harami shatir tha.
Uske shatir deemag ne turant use kuch sikha diya.
Toh, ab agale hi pal usne apna mood change karte hue, aur jyada udaasi wala natak chalu kiya.
Andar ki khushi chupakar usi naraj aur udaas chehre se wo bol pada.
Kalu- Aap aise bahar nahi aa sakti toh...toh fir kapade pahan lo aap. Aur waise bhi mera pet bhar gaya hai ab. Toh shayad jyada rotiyon ki ab jaroorat nahi padegi.
Uska ye jawab sunkar bhabhi thoda achambit reh gyi. Magar flow me bhabhi ne bhi poocha.
Bhabhi- Achaa.. ji???###&&&&....are are...lagata hai badi jor ki lagi aapko. Aap toh naraj hi ho gye.
Kalu- Naraj? Nahi nahi..hum kaahe ho naraj???##₹₹₹.....Bass ekdum se pet bhar gaya jee. Aur hum toh ihh bata rahe the ki, achaa hogaa agar aap apne saare kapade pahan lo. Kyunki khubsoorati ke jaal me hamesha hum jaise garib majdoor hi fas jaate hai. Wu kaa hai naa ki, garib ko laathi chalaaye, yaa fir Hal...
Bhabhi- Achaa? Toh tum fir se muzhe hi dosh de rahe ho?
Kalu- Nahi..nahi..Mai toh bass kapade pahan lene ke liye bol raha hu.
Bhabhi- Achaa? abtak kapde utarne par baitha ye Baba. Ab khud hi paharaav lene ko keh rha hai?
Thik hai pahan leti hu..muzhe kya? Jaao aap.
Apni naak chadhakar bhabhi boli aur fir se apne hath aate me gile kar rotiya banane lagi.
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Tabhi Kalu ne jakar kone me padi bhabhi ki saree ko utha laya, aur bhabhi ke pass rakkar jaane laga.
Bhabhi- Suno...roti hi lekar jaayiye.
Magar Kalu ne unsuni ki, aur waise hi jaane laga.
Bhabhi- Are?...sune....kaha jaa rhe ho?
Bhabhi ko jab koi ignore karta hai toh bhabhi ko bada ghussa ata hai..
Chidhchidhapan lekar bhabhi ghusse se jaate hue kalu ko boli
Bhabhi- Hy...sune....kuch keh rahi hu naa?
Kalu- Achaa thik hai. Wah! saree rakhi hai.
Iss se toh bhabhi aur krodhit ho gayi.
Bhabhi- Wo hello....Aap muzhe naa batao muzhe kya pahan lena hai, aur kya nahi..samjhe kya? Mai kuch bhi pahan lu..aapko kya? Mera Ghar hai, mera badan hai, mere kapade hai aur meri marji hai... Aap kon hote ho muzhe batane wale?
Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne wo saree fir se door fek di.
Harami Kalu andar se toh khushi se bhar gaya.
Sasura sahi daav khel raha tha. Use ache se pata tha wo kya kar raha hai?
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Wo udati saree, iss baat ki gawahi de rahi thi ki, apni Lilly kitni bebaak hai.
Kalu ne wo udati saree ruk kar toh dekh li, par fir se chupchaap jaane laga.
Bhabhi- Hello..Mai aapse baat kar rahi hu..aap kon hote ho? Muzhe batane wale? Muzhe aise ignore nahi kar sakta koi.
Kalu- Haa..bilkul thik kaha aapne. Aapka ghar, aapke kapade..waise aap chaahe toh aise hi bahar aa sakti ho.
Bhabhi- Haa haa. Mai aise hi bahar jaungi. Muzhe kon roknewala hai? Hunnnn.....Wait..kya? Ufff..nahi..nahi...ye tu kya keh rahi hai lilly?
To be continued...
Kisi French khadi par uss raat hamla naa karke Hitler ne jara si dheelaayi dikhaayi thi. Jarasi laparwahi aur poora khel hi palat gaya tha. Raato raat dushman ki sena bhaag nikali aur world war 2 kaa nateeja hi badal gaya. Hitler ko badi haar kaa samna karna pada. Aur yaha toh mamuli saa doodhwala Kaluwa tha. Kismat iske liye thodi naa rukne wali thi? Agar dheelayi naa ki hoti, toh thappad ke wajay, ye uss haseena ki ghodi banakar sawari kar rha hota.
Par nahi, isko toh yadgaar banana tha.
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Iss hadse ke baad bhabhi ne pahale toh apne aapko thoda samhala tha,
Fir uthkar ek sansanaati bajaayi thi kalu ke kaan ke niche.
Khataakkk.....
Wo ek hath se apna gaal, aur dusare hath se apna lund pakadkar wahi tadapate raha tha.
Bichara. Itni mehnat karke bhi landing nahi kar paya tha. Aur wo jiss tarah se lund fasa kar gir pada tha, ye itna funny tha ki, Ye dekh ghussa kum bhabhi ki hasi jyada nikal gayi.
Par bhabhi ne hasi ghatak li turant, aur fir se ghusse se lal ho gayi.
Yaha kalu ke hosh thikaane aa gaye the ab. Use turant pata chala ki usne kitni badi bhool ki hai?
Ab toh wo gaya!!!
Ab iss galti se use ek chiz hi bacha sakti aur shatir kalu ne turant wahi kiya.
Usne phat se apna gaal aur lund chod diya aur ulta joro se fake hasne laga.
Kalu- Ha..ha..ha..Majaakk....majaakkk....kaisa laga mera majaak bhabhi...ha..ha..ha...
Uski ye gustaaki sunte hi bhabhi kaa ghussa toh aur fat gaya.
Bhabhi- Ahhhaaaa.....Majak? STOP...bilkul stop..ye kuch nahi chalega, samjhe? zhoote makkaar kahi ke?...ab ye zhoota dikhava yahi rok do. Koi bahana nahi chalega...zhoote kahi ke.
Kalu- Aji bhabhi, sach me. Naahi toh aapko kaa laga? Mai aapko chodne chala tha? Kaa bhabhi???...idhar mai aapke permisan ke binaa baat bhi nahi karta, Aur aapko sach me laga Mai chodne chala? WO bhi aapki ijaajat kaa binaa? Akal maari gayi hai meri? Jo khudki pair me kulhaadi maar lu? Wu toh hum jara akhari chor tak le jana chahata tha iss BaBa jee ko. Par humka pakka pata tha kaha tak jakar ruk jana hai. Haa..thoda pair fisal gaya tha aapki khubsoorati ki wajah se, Magar Hamka pakaa pata tha, kaha rukna hai. Haa iss gustaaki ke liye aap jo saja de manjoor hai muzhe.
Bhabhi- Chup..bilkul chup..zhoote makkaar kahi ke...
Kalu- Ari sachhi keh raha hu...Haa thoda bahek gaya tha. Ab kaa kare aapki khubsoorati hi aisi hai ki koi bhi marad thoda fisal jaaye apni niyat se? Aur uska liye bahot bada maafi mangata hai ye kaalu. Magar ek hadd ke uss paar kabhi naa jata. Iss se pahale bhi aise kai mouke aye the. Magar aapki permisan ke bina??...naa re baba naa.....Maine khud ne jaanbujhkar choda tha aapko aur khud girne kaa natak kiya. Ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- What? Jara inki himmat toh dekho? Ek toh aisa gunah karne ke baad Saaf saaf mooh par zhoot bolte hue sharam nahi aati? Ulta chor hi Machaaye Shor? Aapko kya laga, aapki ye zhoot Mai maan lungi? Ab toh aapko pata chalega iss gunah ki saja....
Kalu- Bhabhi meri bhains ki kasam. Mai sach bol raha hu. Warna aap hi soche ki sahi wakat par aapke gale kaa fass kaise choot gaya? Wo maine hi aapko aur jyada niche kiya tha, taaki wo aapke gale se nikal jaaye.
Bhabhi- What? Zhoot..sarasar zhoot.
Kalu- Aur nahi toh kaa? Ab aap hi sochiye naa, itni bhaari jakhadan se aap itni asani se kaise choot jaati? Jaati kaa? Chutne ki koshish toh bahot ki thi aapne. Nahi ki thi kaa? Magar aap hill bhi nahi paayi thi. Tog sochiye ain wakat par kaise chut gayi? Aur hamra nishana kaise chuk gya? Hummm??? Ye sab maine jaanbujhkar kiya tha. Aur toh aur wo aage jaakar girna bhi ek bahana tha. Warna dekhe muzhe kuch nahi laga hai. Chahe toh aap pant utaar kar dekh sakte ho.
Ye bolte wakt kalu kaa lund uski pant me khoon ke ansu ro pada. Kalu ne upar aise-waise toh dard ko control kiya tha, aur fake hassi hase jaa raha tha.
Bhabhi- Kuch bhi..wo toh hadase ki wajah se Mai nikal gayi thi...tum zhoot mat bolo.
Kalu- Achaa? Toh fir ye bataaye ki aapke hath kaise choot gaye? Wo bhi ekdum sahi time pe??? Fir aapne uthkar unhi hath se ek jor ki baja di mujhe? Maine toh chaddi se band rakhe the. Kabhi socha wo itni jaldi sahi time pe kaise choote?
Bhabhi- Hunn? Are wo toh####@@@..
Bhabhi yaha bolte bolte ruk gayi. Sach me iska uske pass koi jawab nahi tha.
Kalu- Dekha..ye sab hum majaak me kar rahe the. Ek hadd ke baad humne khud ne chod diyaa tha aapko. Girne kaa toh wo hamra bahana tha. Aur aap bhi ye baat janati hai, warna aisi gustaaki karnewale mard ke sath kya hota? Abtak aapne chillakar apne sasural walon se pitwaya hota humka. Naa ki yaha khade rehkar aapse baate karte? Toh ihh baat aap bhi andar se janate hai.
Bhabhi- What###@@@%%%**&& kuch bhi.....
Bhabhi issbaar bhi aage kuch bol naa payi.
Jawab denn me hui dikkat ko Kalu ne dekh liya tha. Iska matlab uska zhoot yaha kaa paani pee gaya tha.
Tabhi,
Kalu zhat se apne gutno pe niche baitha.
Aur gidgidaate hue bol pada.
Kalu- Bhabhi..Baaki gustaki ke liye mai tahe dil se aapse maafi mangata hu..
Wo hath jodne laga.
Kalu- Hum sasura bahak gya tha. Kasam se..hum hosh me nahi tha. pata hi nahi chala ki ka kar rahe hai? Aapki khubsoorati ke samne poora jamana fail hai jee.
Bhabhi- How can you? Ab kya ispar bhi muzhe hi jimmedar tehraoge?
Kalu- Naahi..nahhii..aapko jimmedar nahi bata rahe. Galti humra hi hai..hum Sala control nahi rakh paaye. Ab aapko ek chiz karni padegi.
Bhabhi- What? Kya???
Kalu- Haa..aapko mujhpar thookna hoga. IIss budbak par thook do, aur maaf kar do.....
Bhabhi- Ye kya keh rahe ho?
Bhabhi ekdum se lajjit ho gayi. Usko uss din ka mafinama jo yaad aaya fat se.
Kalu- Haan jee..hamre yaha Doshi par thuka jata hai, aur fir usko maafi ki jaati hai. Jee..thook dijiye...naa..plieejjjj...
Bhabhi- Shut up..bilkul chupp..
Kalu- Are sach me.. Hum majaak nahi kar rahe hai. Jabtak aap thookegi nahi mujhpar, toh humra pap dhoolega nahi. Toh aapko thookna hi hoga. Mere upar.
Bhabhi- What...Mai aisa kuch nahi karne wali..
Kalu- Bhabhi jee...maafi karayi do...Mai kaan pakadkar aapke pairo me gidgidata hu. Sach me iss se aage kuch naa karnewala tha.
Bhabhi- stop...ekdum chup..chod do uss baat ko. Ai kuch bolna nahi chahati uske baare me. Par mai thookne wali nahi hu.
Kalu- Kaa?? Nahi nahi..aapko thookna hi hoga.....Plizzz..uss din Mai kaise aapke mooh me thoka tha? aur aapko maafi se azad kiya tha? Thik waisa hi aaj aap kar dijiye.
Bhabhi- Stop..Mai aisa kuch nahi karnewali. Mafi - wafi rahane do. Mai bass ek hi baat chahati hu, ki aap ab nikle yaha se bahar...
Kalu- Aisa naa karo...maafi nahi toh Saja.
Haa... hum sasura aapka gunhgaar hai..toh agar maaf nahi kar sakat ho, toh saja do muzhe.
Bhabhi- Stop....saja nahi, maafi nahi..aap bass abhi bahar jaao..
Kalu gidgidakar bhabhi ke pair pakadne laga.
Kalu- Mai pair pakad leta hu aapke..Aap bass aise ghussa naa ho jaaye...aage se sans bhi aapke ishaare par lega ye budbak...
Bhabhi- Stop ab. Maine kaha ye gigidana band kijiye pahale. Muzhe kya karna hai, ye mai dekh lungi. Bass aap abhi dafa ho jaao yha se. Chupchaap bahar jakar baithe.
Tabhi hath pair padnewale kalu ne ek angle se upar dekha.
Upar dekhte hi uske gaal par pade ekdum lal ungaliyon ke nishan bhabhi ne dekh liye.
Uske kaale gaal par bhabhi ki 4 ungliya kuch jyada hi achee se chap gyi thi. Bhabhi ko turant ehsas huaa ki usne kuch jyada hi jor se mara tha.
Haa..kya jordaar thappad lagaayi thi bhabhi ne? Ufff...
Bhabhi ekdum se gambhirta se boli.
Bhabhi- Jaayee..aap bahar jaaye..
Bhabhi ki ye gambhir awaj sunkar kalu issbaar uth khada huaa. Aur moodkar naraj chehara lekar bahar jaane laga..
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Tabhi tawe par roti jalne ki awaj aayi..
Chuurrrrrr....
Bhabhi ekdum se bhag gayi waha, aur roti ka chatka khakar roti ko bahar nikala.
Fir jaate kalu ko dekh boli-
Bhabhi- Ruke..
Kalu wahi ruk gaya.
Bhabhi- Ruko jara...Mai ab aise nahi aa sakti bahar. Jaate wakt rotiya leke jana...
Kalu- Jee.
Kalu ghum kar chupchap gaal pakadkar wahi khada raha.
Jab usne 1 baar upar dekha tha, toh bhabhi ne uski ankh me ek halka saa gilapan dekha tha.
pata chala ki uski ankho me thodi nami thi.
Ye dekh bhabhi thoda pachta gyi. Use laga usne kuch jyada hi jor se usko mara tha.
Bhabhi- Aur sune. Darsal mai itna jor ki marna nahi chahti thi. Kuch jyada hi lagi kya? Hummm..ufff...Uske liye sorry.
Bhabhi ke mooh se sorry sunte hi kalu ke seene par saa duniyabhar kaa bojh khali ho gaya.
Wo andar se maano poora relax ho gaya.
Wo samajh gaya ki, agar itna kuch hokar bhi agar ek aurat ko uske chata marne par pachatawa ho raha ho, toh iska matlab hai ki uss aurat ka ghussa andar se poori tarah se mar gaya hai.
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Iska ehsas hote hi uske andar ki haramipanti fir se jaag uthi. Wo ek number ka harami shatir tha.
Uske shatir deemag ne turant use kuch sikha diya.
Toh, ab agale hi pal usne apna mood change karte hue, aur jyada udaasi wala natak chalu kiya.
Andar ki khushi chupakar usi naraj aur udaas chehre se wo bol pada.
Kalu- Aap aise bahar nahi aa sakti toh...toh fir kapade pahan lo aap. Aur waise bhi mera pet bhar gaya hai ab. Toh shayad jyada rotiyon ki ab jaroorat nahi padegi.
Uska ye jawab sunkar bhabhi thoda achambit reh gyi. Magar flow me bhabhi ne bhi poocha.
Bhabhi- Achaa.. ji???###&&&&....are are...lagata hai badi jor ki lagi aapko. Aap toh naraj hi ho gye.
Kalu- Naraj? Nahi nahi..hum kaahe ho naraj???##₹₹₹.....Bass ekdum se pet bhar gaya jee. Aur hum toh ihh bata rahe the ki, achaa hogaa agar aap apne saare kapade pahan lo. Kyunki khubsoorati ke jaal me hamesha hum jaise garib majdoor hi fas jaate hai. Wu kaa hai naa ki, garib ko laathi chalaaye, yaa fir Hal...
Bhabhi- Achaa? Toh tum fir se muzhe hi dosh de rahe ho?
Kalu- Nahi..nahi..Mai toh bass kapade pahan lene ke liye bol raha hu.
Bhabhi- Achaa? abtak kapde utarne par baitha ye Baba. Ab khud hi paharaav lene ko keh rha hai?
Thik hai pahan leti hu..muzhe kya? Jaao aap.
Apni naak chadhakar bhabhi boli aur fir se apne hath aate me gile kar rotiya banane lagi.
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Tabhi Kalu ne jakar kone me padi bhabhi ki saree ko utha laya, aur bhabhi ke pass rakkar jaane laga.
Bhabhi- Suno...roti hi lekar jaayiye.
Magar Kalu ne unsuni ki, aur waise hi jaane laga.
Bhabhi- Are?...sune....kaha jaa rhe ho?
Bhabhi ko jab koi ignore karta hai toh bhabhi ko bada ghussa ata hai..
Chidhchidhapan lekar bhabhi ghusse se jaate hue kalu ko boli
Bhabhi- Hy...sune....kuch keh rahi hu naa?
Kalu- Achaa thik hai. Wah! saree rakhi hai.
Iss se toh bhabhi aur krodhit ho gayi.
Bhabhi- Wo hello....Aap muzhe naa batao muzhe kya pahan lena hai, aur kya nahi..samjhe kya? Mai kuch bhi pahan lu..aapko kya? Mera Ghar hai, mera badan hai, mere kapade hai aur meri marji hai... Aap kon hote ho muzhe batane wale?
Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne wo saree fir se door fek di.
Harami Kalu andar se toh khushi se bhar gaya.
Sasura sahi daav khel raha tha. Use ache se pata tha wo kya kar raha hai?
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Wo udati saree, iss baat ki gawahi de rahi thi ki, apni Lilly kitni bebaak hai.
Kalu ne wo udati saree ruk kar toh dekh li, par fir se chupchaap jaane laga.
Bhabhi- Hello..Mai aapse baat kar rahi hu..aap kon hote ho? Muzhe batane wale? Muzhe aise ignore nahi kar sakta koi.
Kalu- Haa..bilkul thik kaha aapne. Aapka ghar, aapke kapade..waise aap chaahe toh aise hi bahar aa sakti ho.
Bhabhi- Haa haa. Mai aise hi bahar jaungi. Muzhe kon roknewala hai? Hunnnn.....Wait..kya? Ufff..nahi..nahi...ye tu kya keh rahi hai lilly?
To be continued...
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