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Ab aage ki baat cheet....

Repeated.......

Jitu_wese chutiye jab hum Akash ke ghar per the aaj subah to uski sauteli maa kuchh jyada hi kamukta nhi lag rhi thi....

Ab aage......

Jitu_ Haa yaar Aakash ki mummy pure gaanv me sab aaurato me sabse mst hai, ak dam maal lagti hai maal......

RJ_ Uska banad mst hai uper se uske wo aakarshak blouse, jinme uska aadha badan dikha hai....

Jitu_ Haa yaar or uske mamme naa gol or tight hai....

RJ_ Or uske chutad dekhe tune..itne mst shap me the jab wo humari or pith karke kaam kar rhi thi....

Jitu_ Yaa wo to Akash kaa jyadatar dhyan hum per tha iss liye uss time tujhe dikha nhi paya, lakin jab ow jadu laga rhi thi...hum to uper the bistar per....

RJ_ haa...

Jitu_ Uska pallu gir gya tha or uske mamme aise lag rhe the, jese bahar aane ko aatur....

RJ_ Akash kaa baap to theek se chodta nhi hoga usko, jyadatar to wo khet me rehta hai, apne ईट ke bhatte per...

Jitu_ Lakin abhi barish kaa mousam chal rha hai, abhi wo nayi ईट nhi bana rha, bas purane maal ki rakh wali ke liye jata hai khet pe...

RJ_ arey gandu jata to hai naa....

Jitu_haa

RJ_ Haa to wo to ghar per akeli rahti hai naa fir raat me...

Jitu_ Nhi bey maderchod Akash rahta hai ghar pe...

RJ_ hum try kare kyaa uss per....

Jitu_ Hume bhav nhi degi wo, uske piche kai log pade hai...or unme se ak hai chaman bhaiya.....

RJ_ Kon Chaman

Jitu_ Are humara lineman, Bijli vibhag wala...

RJ_ Achcha wo electrician...

Jitu_ Haa wahi...

RJ_ Lakin wo to gaanv me abhi naya naya aaya hai... usko to 2 mahine hi huye honge abhi....

Jitu_ Bahut bada chudkkad hai maderchod, chuto ki talas me hi rahta hai, or wo hia Sunita ki lene ke chakkar me...

RJ_ Abe tujhe kese pata...kisne bataya...

Jitu_ Are mujhe khud chaman ne bataya...

RJ_ Wo gandu tujhe kyun batane laga....

Jitu_ Arey pichle mahine, jo nai connection karwai hai mere papa ne ghar me, uska kaam uss bewde ( Chaman electrician) se hi karwya tha..

RJ_ To?

Jitu_ To use kuchh pese or Sahar se lai special daru ki botel dene gya tha.....

RJ_ tera baap itna, dayalu kab se ho gyaa...ki kaam ke badle pese dene ke sath sath, sahar se daru tak lakar de rha hai...

Jitu_Arey usko baato baato me papa ne bol dia tha ki kaam achche se karega, saaf suthra karega...to papa use uski kamai ke alawa, ak videshi daru ki bottel bhi denge...

RJ_ To wo khud nhi lene aa sakta tha, tere ghar tu kyun lene gya....

Jitu_ Arey tu to janta hai naa, mere ghar meat, Chicken, Madira nhi chalta hai....
Iss liye papa ne bahar ke bahar lakar mujhe de di gaadi se, or bole ye kuchh peso kaa hisab baki tha Chaman kaa ye pese ke ye beg usko de dena...Or aaram se lekar Jana iske andar kaanch ki bottel hai...

RJ_ Kamal hai tera baap bhi, khud to khaya pita hai bahar, ghar le jaane se kartrata hai.....

Jitu_ Wo dadi hai naa yaar, yu to yaha rahti nhi hai jyada, Lakin un dino yahi reh Rahi thi humare sath...

( Jitu ki dadi, jitu ke tau ke sath rahti hai pass ke ho ak gaanv me, or kabhi kabar hi aati hai yaha, rahne ke liye)

RJ_ Achcha fir

Jitu_ Fir kyaa...leke gya me pese or daru ki bottle uske ghar...

RJ_ To kyunki tu uske ghar usko daru or pese dene gyaa usne tujhe bata dia ki wo Sunita ki lene ke chakkar me hai....

Jitu_ Arey nhi re maderchod...uss chutiye ne chicken kabab bana rakha tha, kyuki usko mera baap bol ke gya tha ki uski aaj videshi daru ki bottle lakar de rha hai, or wo puri taiyari me thaa..

RJ_ To tu uske yaha chicken kabab khane ruka hoga...

Jitu_ Ab tu sahi samjha, tujhe to pata hai naa, mujhe chicken kabab or ? kitna pasand hai...

RJ_ Haa janta hun, gende...kha kha ke फैल rha hai tu ...

Jitu_ abey itna sarir to aam hai hum baniyo me...

RJ_ Chal aage bata... Fir kyaa hua...

Jitu_ Fir kyaa wo bhosdikaa din me mere samne hi chalu ho gya pine.... me wahi tha ak ghante tak, wo pi rha tha or me chakhne kaa aanand le rha tha.

RJ_Gandu chakhna nhi Kabab.....

Jitu_ Arey daru ke sath rakhi har chij chakhna hoti hai....

RJ_ Chal theek hai aage bata.....

Jitu_ Dekh yaar uss din naa cricket kaa match bhi aa rha tha...or uske yaha TV hai, or tv per usne match bhi laga rakha tha...

RJ_ Tu to mst maje le rha tha yaar, live cricket match....or chakna bhi pasand kaa.....

Jitu_ haa wo to me le rha tha...

Rahul_ Achcha to bhosdike tu match kaa aanand le rha tha, wo bhi akele

Jitu_ To maderchod ab kyaa tujhe lene aata tere ghar

Rahul_ Or nhi to kyaa..

Jitu_ tu nonveg wali jagah jata hai..hum kha rhe the, tu बैठता waha..

RJ/Rahul - Nhi

Jitu_To fir aage sun bey maderchod....

Rahul _ Chal bata fir kyaa hua bhosdike......

Jitu_ fir kyaa videshi daru thi, pahle to asar nhi kari, to maderchod halki daru Samaj ke ak ke baad ak 6 peg pi gyaa.. 30ml ke...

RJ_ to kyaa hua...

Jitu_ Maderchod 30ml ke 6 peg, matlab tagdi nasha... jhelne wala hi jhel pata hai...

RJ_ Achcha, tab to bikhar gyaa hoga maderchod...

Jitu_ Haa or kyaa chad gyi maderchod ko.....

RJ_ Fir wo Sunita kaa naam kese lia...

Jitu_ Arey tv pe ak advertisement aa rha tha...usme ak aaurate mast lag rhi thi.. uski tarif karne laga...to mene puchh lia ki koi gf hai kyaa uski?

RJ_ Fir?

Jitu_ Bola gf to nhi hai, Lakin pichle gaanv me jaha posting this uski 2 saal tak, waha 6 saadi suda aaurato se maje karke aata hai wo...

RJ_ 6 Saadi suda aaurate, ye to bahut bada harami hai, fir to maderchod...

Jitu_ Haa wo to hai hi...

RJ_ Fir isne naam kese lia sunita kaa...

Jitu_ Arey bata rha hun naa maderchod, itna utawla kyun ho rha hai...

RJ_ to bata naa gandu.....

Jitu_ mene usse pucha ki kyaa humare gaanv me bhi koi, patai hai usne abhi tak?

RJ_ fir?

Jitu_ Wo bola 2 hai, lagbhag pay gyi hai, lakin abhi kuchh hua nhi hai..

RJ_ Kon hai wo 2, Bataya usne jo lagbhag uske jhase me aa gyi hai...

Jitu_Ak kaa naam bataya...

RJ_ Kiska

Jitu_ Sunita kaa...

Sunita (Akash ki sauteli maa)




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Rahul shock hote huye...

RJ_ Kyaa sach me pat gyi hai Akash ki sauteli maa usse...

Jitu_ me wo nhi janta, ki iss baat me kitni sachchai hai...lakin usne khud nashe me mujhe ye baat boli...

RJ_ Or dusri kon hai?

Jitu_ Bola wo naam nhi bata sakta, khaas hai...

RJ_ Khaas?

Jitu_ Haa pata nhi kon hai wo...

RJ_ in dono ke alawa kisi or ke chakkar me to nhi hai wo gandu.....

Jitu_ Hai...

RJ_ Kis kis ke?

Jitu_ me usse wo dusra naam ugalwana chahta tha, lakin maderchod nashe me bhi wo naam nhi bata rha tha mujhe, lakin usne ak ak karke gaanv ki kai dusri aaurato ke naam liye, jo uski list me hai..or wo unko jarur patayega....

RJ_ Achcha, kon hai wo...

Jitu_ dekh Bhai, tujhe pata hai naa mujhe sabse jyada cricket me Ruchi hai..

RJ_ Chudai ki baaton ke baad me...

Jitu_ Arey yaar, me ye batana chahta hun tujhe ki tv per live match se or commentry se pura dhyan mera uski or chala gyaa..
mene tv kaa volume Kam kar dia, uski spast aawaj aa rhi thi...

RJ_ wo aaurate kon hai gandu?

Jitu_Pahle to usne bataya ki kese wo atit me usne un 6 aaurato ki li...uske pichle duty wale gaanv me....

RJ_ Fir?

Jitu_ Fir usne bataya ki yaha ki aaurate usko ghas hi nhi dal rhi, or wo try kar rha hai to fas hi nhi rhi....badi muskil se 2 sikari ne uska dana chuna hai, matlab akele me Milne ko raji huyi hai...

RJ_ Arey Gandu, in do ke alawa puch rha hun me?

Jitu_ Ak kaam kar tu rahne de, maderchod bata rha hun achche se fir bhi jaldi baji kar rha hai...

Rahul_ Achcha chal naraj mat ho gandu achche se bata, kiski lene ki firak me hai maderchod 

Jitu_bola 5 hai uske Target pe, lakin ak kaa to naam hi nhi bataya maderchod ne...

Rahul_ Chal ab tu bta bhi de, kis kis ki baat kar rha tha wo..

Jitu_ btata hun

RJ_ Chal bata bhi de unke baare me furti se....


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