Misc. Erotica सम्मान और बदला: Hindi Version Of Honor and Vengeance

[Deepak.kapoor]

Khauf Aur Saazish—2

Guard (Phone par, ghabrai aur haanpti hui awaaz mein): "Hello... hello, maalik! Bahut bada gajab ho gaya maalik! Apni Jyoti bitiya ka... wo... car se accident hote-hote bacha hai maalik!"

Sartaj Singh (Ghabrakar, kursi se uthte hue): "Kya?! Jyoti ka accident?! Ye tu kya bak raha hai Ram Singh? Meri bacchi theek to hai na? Kahan hai wo?!"

Guard: "Maalik, aap shaant ho jaiye, ab bitiya bilkul theek hai. Jyoti bitiya to wahan sch** bus ka intezar kar rahi thin aur Meera madam bhi unpe poori nazar rakhi hui thin, par bitiya khelte-khelte na jaane kab sadak ke bilkul paas chali gayin."

Guard: "Wo to kahiye, ain mauke par Sher wahan pahunch gaya. Jaise hi usne dekha ki ek tez raftar gaadi bitiya ki taraf badh rahi hai, usne apni jaan ki parwah kiye bina seedhe gaadi ke aage chhalaang laga di aur bitiya ko kheenchkar ek taraf kar liya."

Sartaj Singh (Gehri saans lete hue): "Waheguru! Shukriya tera... Sher ne bacha liya meri bacchi ko? Lekin Sher... wo theek hai?"

Guard: "Maalik, bitiya ko to chhoti-moti kharonch aai hai, lekin ain mauke par koodne ki wajah se Sher ko kaafi choten lagi hain. Wo lahuluhaan ho gaya tha. Is samay bangle par Meera madam khud Sher aur Jyoti bitiya dono ki dekhbhal kar rahi hain. Ab dono khatre se baahar hain aur theek hain, maalik."

Sartaj Singh (Aankhon mein aansu aur awaaz mein bhaaripan ke saath): "Sher ne aaj jo kiya hai, uske baad main zindagi bhar uska karzdaar ho chuka hoon. Main zindagi bhar uska yeh ahsaan nahi bhoolunga. Main abhi nikal raha hoon, tum log wahin raho aur dhyaan rakho!"

Sartaj Singh ne turant apni jeb se mobile nikala aur kaanpti hui ungliyon se Meera ka number dial kiya. Usne phone ko kaan ke paas rakha aur gehri, bechain saansen lete hue intezar karne laga. Doosri taraf se Meera ke phone ki ghanti bajne ki awaaz saaf sunai de rahi thi—tring... tring...

Kamre ke sannaate mein woh har ek ghanti ke saath aur zyaada adheer ho raha tha, bas isi ummeed mein ki Meera jald se jald phone uthaye aur vah khud apni patni ki zubaani apni laadli Jyoti aur Sher ki salaamati ki khabar sun sake.

Udhar kamre ke bheetar ka mahaul poori tarah badal chuka tha.

Meera ke dono sudaul stan ab poori tarah Sher ke adhikaar mein aa chuke the. Sher ki ungliyan aur hatheliyan kabhi un gore ubhaaron ko itni narmi se chhootinhaan makhmaali ahsaas ko apni rooh mein utaar rahi hon, to kabhi unhein zor-zor se dabaane lagtin.

Kabhi uski ungliyon ki chutki Meera ke samvedansheel nipplon ko berahmi se chhedkar unhein aur sakht kar deti, jisse Meera ke badan mein sihran daud jaati.
Meera is apratyashit aur teevra ahsaas se is kadar sudh-budh kho chuki thi ki chahkar bhi khud ko rok nahi pa rahi thi, aur uske halak se anjaane mein hi siskiyan phoot rahi thin.

Meera (Aankhen moonde, dard aur ek anjaane sukh ke mile-jule ahsaas mein siskate hue): "Ahhh... Sh-Sher... ye... ye tum kya kar rahe ho... ufff... ruko..."

Sher (Gehri aur bhaari saansen lete hue, apni ungliyon ka dabaav aur badhaate hue): "Madam ji... bas thodi der... aapka yeh roop dekhkar mujhse ab zabt nahi hota... aapke mumme kya naram hain maalikine... dil hi nahi karta chhodne ka."

Sher ki aisi gandi aur bebaak baaten sunkar Meera sharm se paani-paani ho gayi, uska poora chehra aur badan lajja ki laali se tamtama utha.

Meera (Kamzori se uske mazboot kandhon par haath tikaate hue, munh se nikalti aahon ke beech): "Nahi... uiii... maa... zor se mat dabao... ahhh..."

Usne apne dono haathon se Meera ke ubhre hue angon ko jakde rakha aur apne honthon ko tezi se oopar uthakar seedhe Meera ke baayein stan par tika diya.

Meera (Jaise hi Sher ke honthon ka garm sparsh mehsoos hua, apni aankhen bheenjte hue): "Aahh... ummmm..."

Uske munh se ek madhosh kar dene wali aah nikal gayi aur us teekhe, maadak sparsh ke ahsaas se uska poora badan ek jhatke mein akad gaya.

Uska doosra haath abhi bhi Meera ke doosre stan ko poori tarah apni mutthi mein masal raha tha. Poore do minute tak Sher Meera ke us naazuk ang ko apne munh mein choosta raha.

Uski jeebh aur honthon ki us geeli chhoohan se Meera ka poora badan kaath ki tarah kaanp raha tha. Dar aur is asahneeya kaamuk hamle ke beech Meera ke halak se sirf dabi-kuchli siskiyan nikal pa rahi thin.

Do minute ke us kroor unmaad ke baad, Sher ne aakhirkaar uske stan ko apne munh se aazaad kiya. Meera ka vah gora ubhaar ab Sher ki thook aur laar se poori tarah lathpath hokar chamak raha tha, aur us par Sher ke daanton ke gehre laal nishan chhap chuke the. Sher ne haanfte hue apni laal aankhen Meera ke aansuon se bheege chehre par tikayin.

Sher (Honthon par jami laar ko jeebh se chaatte hue, bhaari awaaz mein): "Aahh... memsaab! Jis din main is bangle ke andar daakhil hua tha aur pehli baar tumhari is jawaani ko dekha tha... usi din se mere dil mein yeh aag lagi thi. Main har raat jaagkar sirf yehi sochta tha ki kab mujhe mauka mile aur kab main tumhari is makhmaali mummon ko apne munh mein lekar inka saara ras choosoon. Aaj meri wo muraad poori ho gayi..."

Meera (Khauf aur bebasi se rote hue, kaanpti awaaz mein): "Sher... please... chhod do mujhe... mat karo aisa... tum to mujhe apni devi keh rahe the na? Phir kyun meri aabroo ke peechhe pade ho... ahhh... mat dabao itni zor se..."

Sher (Meera ke geele gaal ko thapthapaate hue): "Devi to tum ho hi memsaab. Aur tum mana kyun kar rahi ho? Bhool gayin kya, abhi kuchh der pehle hi kya hua tha? Agar aaj main apni jaan daanw par na lagaata, to tumhari laadli Jyoti us gaadi ke neeche kuchal kar mar chuki hoti!"

Meera (Siskate hue, apni aankhen band kiye): "Main... main jaanti hoon Sher... tumne meri bacchi ki jaan bachaai hai... hum tumhare is ahsaan ko kabhi nahi bhoolenge... par iska matlab yeh to nahi ki tum..."

Sher (Meera ke doosre stan ko apni mutthi mein sehlaate hue, phusphusakar): "Matlab kaise nahi hai memsaab? Mainne aapki beti ke liye aaj jaan ki baazi lagaai hai. Agar aaj tumhari kokh ujad jaati to aap rone laayak bhi nahi bachtin. Uske badle mein maang hi kya raha hoon, bas kuchh minute aapko chhoo loon. Aap hi ne to kaha tha, main tumhari karzdaar ho gayi hoon."

Meera (Andar hi andar chhatpataate hue, samajh nahi pa rahi thi ki is jaal se kaise nikle): 'Hey bhagwan, main kya karoon... kahan phans gayi main? Mujhe samajh nahi aa raha ki kaise is aadmi ke changul se khud ko aazaad karoon...'

Meera (Dard se karaahte hue, uski chhoohan se badan mein uthti sihran ko chhupaane ki naakaam koshish karte hue): "Uiii... maa... mat karo... Sher, dard ho raha hai... ufff... Sartaj aate hi honge..."

Sher (Meera ke gale par apni garam saansen chhodte hue): "Maalik ko aane mein abhi waqt hai memsaab. Aur jab wo aayenge, to apni beti ki jaan bachaane wale is Sher ke pairon mein girkar royenge. Wo to mujhe is waqt apna bhagwan maan rahe hain."

Meera khauf ke maare apni aankhen band kiye sirf ro rahi thi. Uska poora vakshasthal Sher ki laar se geela ho chuka tha aur vah bheetar se poori tarah toot chuki thi.

Ek taraf apni beti ki jaan bachne ka ahsaan tha, aur doosri taraf uske apne hi ghar mein, uska ek naukar uski aabroo ko is tarah taar-taar kar raha tha, jisse vah chahkar bhi khud ko chhuda nahi pa rahi thi.

Usi pal kamre ke sannaate ko cheerti hui Meera ke mobile ki ringtone goonj uthi. Screen par bade-bade aksharon mein 'Sartaj' naam chamak raha tha aur phone paas hi ki mez par pada lagaatar tharthara raha tha.

Pati ka naam dekhte hi Meera ke bheetar jaise khauf aur ummeed ki ek mili-juli lahar daud gayi. Vah Sher ke changul se khud ko chhudaane aur phone uthaane ke liye peechhe hatne lagi.

Meera (Ghabrakar, haanpti hui awaaz mein): "Sher... hato... S-Sartaj ka phone hai... phone uthaane do... warna wo shak karenge... please chhodo mujhe..."

Sher (Ek hansi hanste hue, Meera ki kamar mein apni mazboot baanhon daalkar use waapas apni taraf kheenchte hue): "Kahan ja rahi ho memsaab? Itni jaldi kya hai maalik se baat karne ki? Unhein thoda aur tadapne do..."

Meera (Kamzori se Sher ke seene par haath maarkar peechhe dhelne ki koshish karte hue): "Nahi Sher... samajhne ki koshish karo... ufff... chhodo, wo baar-baar phone karenge... baat bigad jaayegi..."

Sher (Meera ke jism ko apne kareeb poori tarah bheenjte hue, uski gardan ke paas phusphusakar): "Kuchh nahi bigadta memsaab. Maalik to apni beti ki salaamati ki khabar lene ke liye bechain honge. Unhein kya pata ki unki begum is waqt Sher ki baanhon mein qaid hain. Phone ko bajne do..."

Meera ne jaise hi dobaara mez ki taraf kadam badhaane ki koshish ki, Sher ne bina koi mauka diye use jhatke se apni ore kheencha. Meera ka poora vakshasthal ek baar phir uske chehre ke theek saamne tha.

Sher ne apni aankhen moond leen aur apni jeebh ko baahar nikaalte hue seedhe Meera ke doosre stan par jhatta maar diya. Usne us naazuk, gore ubhaar ko poora ka poora apne munh ke bheetar bheenj liya aur jangli tareeqe se choosne laga.

Meera (Ek teekhi aur bebas aah bharte hue, apni peeth ko peechhe ki taraf modte hua): "Ahhh... uiii... maa! Sher... mat karo... ufff... mat chooso itni zor se... (Siski)... phone baj raha hai..."

Sher (Munh mein stan ko dabaaye hue hi, dabi awaaz mein gurraate hue): "Ahhhh... kitna meetha ras hai memsaab... tumhari ye jawaani aaj is Sher ki ho chuki hai. Bajne do us phone ko... aaj Jyoti ki jaan ke badle main is doosre tarbooz ka bhi poora paani nikaal kar rahoonga."

Kuchh der lagaatar bajne ke baad mez par rakha mobile aakhirkaar shaant ho gaya. Kamre mein ek baar phir sirf Sher ki bhaari saansen aur Meera ki dabi-kuchli siskiyon ki awaazen goonj rahi thin.

Lekin us lagaatar bajti ghanti ke shor ne paas ke bistar par so rahi Jyoti ki neend mein khalal daal diya tha. Vah dard ki dava ke asar mein gehri neend mein thi, par phone ki awaaz uske kaanon tak pahunch chuki thi. Usne aadhi khuli aankhon aur bhaari awaaz mein, neend ke jhonke mein hi kunmunana shuru kar diya.

Jyoti (Neend mein karwat badalte hue, behad dheemi aur ladkhadaati awaaz mein): "Ummmmm... mamma... phone baj raha hai... please utha lo na... bahut shor ho raha hai..."

Jyoti ki awaaz kaan mein padte hi jaise kamre ke bheetar ka saara unmaad ek pal mein jam gaya. Meera ka dil khauf ke maare halak mein aa gaya, aur Sher ki harkaten bhi wahin ki wahin tham gayin. Dono ke chehron par ek gehra dar saaf dekha ja surpassed tha.

Sher ne turant Meera ke stan ko apne munh se aazaad kiya aur dono ne ek-doosre ki taraf behad dari hui nazron se dekha. Phir dheere se apni gardanein ghumaakar bistar par padi Jyoti ki taraf taaka, maano unke phephdon ki hawa ruk gayi ho.

Meera (Khauf se thartharaate hue, behad dheemi phusphusaahat mein): "Hey bhagwan... Jyoti jaag gayi... Sher, alag hato mujhse... please door hato... agar usne humein is haal mein dekh liya to main kahin munh dikhaane laayak nahi rahoongi..."

Sher (Apni aankhon ko sikodkar Jyoti ko dhyaan se dekhte hue, dabi awaaz mein): "Shhh... chup rahiye memsaab... zara shaant ho jaiye..."

Kamre mein kuchh second ke liye aisa sannaata chha gaya ki dono ko apni dhadkanen saaf sunai de rahi thin. Sher aur Meera bina hile-dule Jyoti ko dekhte rahe.

Tabhi Jyoti ne ek gehri saans li, apna haath takiye par phailaaya aur dobaara gehri neend ki aagosh mein sama gayi. Uske chehre ke dheele padte hi dono ko is baat ka ahsaas hua ki vah jaagi nahi thi, balki sirf neend mein badbada rahi thi.

Sher (Ek gehri raahat ki saans chhodte hue, phusphusaaya): "Dekha memsaab? Bitiya to abhi bhi apni gehri neend mein so rahi hai. Chot ki dava ka asar hai, itni jaldi nahi jaagegi. Bekaar hi dar rahi thin aap..."

Meera (Apne kaanpte haathon se apni chhaati ko dhakne ki naakaam koshish karte hue, aansuon ke saath): "Sher... khuda ke liye ab to ruk jao... meri bacchi yahin so rahi hai... apni mamta ka waasta dekar kehti hoon, ab aur mat karo..."

Abhi Meera ke aansu thame bhi nahi the ki mez par rakha mobile ek baar phir screen par 'Sartaj' ka naam chamkaate hue poori taaqat se baj utha.

Is baar ghanti ki awaaz sunte hi Sher ne bina koi waqt ganwaaye jhatke se phone uthaaya aur saleeqe se uska ringer mute kar diya taaki Jyoti ki neend mein dobaara khalal na pade. Phone ki screen ab bhi lagaatar jagmaga rahi thi. Sher ne haath mein pakde us bajte hue phone ko Meera ke chehre ke saamne lahraaya.

Sher (Phone ko mute rakhkar, Meera ke bilkul kareeb aate hue behad dheemi aur thandi awaaz mein): "Lo memsaab, maalik ka phone phir se aa gaya. Maalik samajh lenge ki aap bitiya ki dekhbhal mein masroof ho."

Meera (Haanfte hue, apne gown ke khule hisse ko dono haathon se bheenjkar samette hue): "Haan... haan Sher... aur hat jao yahan se... bhagwan ke liye door ho jao mujhse... mujhe phone do taaki main unse baat kar sakoon."

Sher (Apni nazren Meera ke kaanpte honthon par gadaaye rakhkar): "Hat to main abhi jaaoonga memsaab... lekin meri ek shart hai. Aapko mujhse ek waada karna hoga..."

Meera (Khauf aur avishwas se use dekhte hue, siskar): "Kaisa... kaisa waada? Kya chaahte ho tum ab?"

Sher (Seedha Meera ki aankhon mein jhaankkar, bhaari aur gehri awaaz mein): "Waada yeh memsaab... ki aage chalna, jab bhi mujhe mauka mile, aap mujhe apne is makhmaali aur gore shareer ko chhoone aur mehsoos karne dogi. Aap kabhi na nahi karogi."

Meera (Ghabrakar peechhe hatte hue, kaanpti awaaz mein): "Nahi... nahi Sher, yeh tum kya keh rahe ho? Yeh kabhi nahi ho sakta, main aisa waada kaise kar sakti hoon!"

Sher (Meera ki lachari ka maza lete hue): "Main kuchh alag thoda maang raha hoon memsaab, jaise main aaj aapko chhoo raha hoon... bas aise hi to aage bhi chhoone ki anumati maang raha hoon. Aaj to main achhe se aapko mehsoos bhi nahi kar paaya aur aapke pati ka phone aa gaya..."

Meera (Aankhen phailaakar, phoot-phoot kar rote hue apna sir hilaate hue): "Nahi... nahi Sher... aisa paap mat karwaao mujhse... main ek shaadishuda aurat hoon, Jyoti ki maa hoon... main aisa waada kaise kar sakti hoon..."

Sher (Apni aankhon mein vaasana aur chaalaaki chhupaaye hue, gehri awaaz mein): "Haan, mujhe aapki maryaada ka achhe se pata hai memsaab. Main apni zubaan deta hoon ki... main kabhi maryaada paar nahi karoonga, jab tak aap mujhe khud na kaheen... bas mujhe is badan ko sehlaane aur choosne ka haq chaahiye. Bolo, manzoor hai?"

Sher (Dabaav badhaate hue): "Waqt kam hai memsaab, maalik ka phone katne wala hai."

Meera (Atyant anichha aur gehri laachari se, bhaari man ke saath apni aankhen moondte hue): "Theek hai... main... main waada karti hoon."

Sher (Turant bistar par so rahi Jyoti ki taraf ishaara karte hue, apni awaaz mein ek ajeeb sa bhaaripan aur dabaav laate hue): "Memsaab! Aapko apni is Jyoti bitiya ki kasam khaani hogi. Apni is laadli beti ki kasam khaakar kaho ki aap bhavishya mein mere is haq ko nahi thukraogi. Soch lo... aaj agar main apni jaan par khelkar ise gaadi ke aage se na kheenchta, to aaj tumhari ye beti yahan is bistar par salaamat nahi so rahi hoti. Iski zindagi ki salaamati ka waasta de raha hoon... khao, iski kasam!"

Vah apni aankhon ko poori tarah Meera ke chehre par gadaaye hue tha, kyunki vah jaanta tha ki ek maa ke liye uski aulaad se badhkar kuchh nahi hota.
Vah Meera ko ek aisi atoot aur bhayanak kasam ke jaal mein baandh dena chaahta tha, jise todne ki himmat vah bhavishya mein kabhi chahkar bhi na kar sake aur hamesha ke liye uske saamne ghutne tek de.

Meera (Bistar par so rahi apni maasoom bacchi ko dekhkar boori tarah toot-te hue, uska poora badan thar-thar kaanp raha tha): "Sher... tum... tum bahut gire hue insaan ho... apni hi bachaai bacchi ki jaan ki kasam khila rahe ho mujhe... ufff..."

Sher (Lagaatar bajte hue phone ki screen ko Meera ki aankhon ke theek saamne laate hue, chehre par ek kutil muskaan ke saath): "Waqt kam hai memsaab, maalik ka phone katne wala hai. Agar yeh kat gaya, to dobaara aayega aur phir aapko unhein jawaab dena bhaari pad jaayegi. Jaldi kijiye... kasam khaaiye, warna main phone nahi doonga!"

Meera (Bebasi aur khauf ke charam par pahunchkar, apne haath Jyoti ki taraf uthaate hue ruaansi awaaz mein): "Theek hai... theek hai! Main... main apni Jyoti beti ki kasam khaati hoon... ki main... main tumhein aage bhi apne shareer ko chhoone doongi... par tum apni maryaada kabhi paar nahi karoge... bas ab ruk jao Sher... please..."

Meera ke munh se Jyoti ki kasam sunte hi Sher ke chehre par ek shaitaani aur kaamuk jeet ki chamak tair gayi. Usne turant phone ka mute hata liya, use Meera ki taraf badha diya. Screen par Sartaj Singh ka number abhi bhi flash ho raha thi. Sher ne ek gehri saans li, aur Meera ke chehre ke bilkul kareeb aakar phusphusaaya.

Sher (Phone Meera ke haath mein thamaate hue, behad dheemi aur hukm deti awaaz mein): "Lo memsaab, ab aap apne Sartaj ji se baat karo. Unhein aaj ki poori ghatna ke baare mein batao. Unhein achhe se samjhaao ki kaise is Sher ne apni jaan daanw par lagaakar aapki Jyoti bitiya ki jaan bachaai hai... aur aap kaise yahan kamre mein khud apne haathon se is Sher ki seva aur dekhbhal kar rahi hain. Batao unhein..."

Meera (Kaanpte haathon se phone pakadte hue, aankhon mein khauf liye): "Sher... please... hat jao mere paas se... main... main baat kaise karoongi is haal mein..."

Sher (Kutilta se muskuraate hue, apna haath Meera ke gown ke andar daalte hue): "Baat to aapko karni hi padegi memsaab, aur awaaz bilkul saaf aur seedhi nikalni chaahiye. Aapke munh se zara si bhi oonchi awaaz ya siski baahar nahi aani chaahiye, warna maalik turant bhaamp jaayenge. Jab tak aap maalik se phone par baat karoongi... main tab tak aapki seva karta rahoonga."
Meera (Dehshat se apni aankhen phailaate hue): "Na, Sher... aisa mat karo..."
Isse pehle ki Meera apni baat poori kar paati ya Sher ko peechhe dhel paati, Sher ne apni baat par amal kar diya. Usne bina koi mauka diye ek haath se Meera ki peeth ko jakda aur apna munh neeche jhukaakar seedhe Meera ke baayein stan ke gore ubhaar ko apne munh mein daboch liya. Uska doosra bhaari haath Meera ke daahine stan ko masalne laga.
Theek usi pal, phone ke speaker se Sartaj Singh ki behad chintit aur ghabrai hui awaaz goonj uthi.
Sartaj Singh (Phone par, behad bechaini se): "Hello? Hello... Meera! Bhagyawan, tum phone kyun nahi utha rahi thi? Main kab se ring kar raha hoon! Meri bacchi theek to hai na? Jyoti kaisi hai? Aur Sher ka kya haal hai?"
Idhar phone par pati ki awaaz aa rahi thi, aur udhar neeche Sher ki jeebh aur nukeele daant Meera ke naazuk stan ko choos rahe the. Us teevra kaamuk aur dardbhare hamle se Meera ka poora badan kaath ki tarah akad gaya. Uski aankhon se aansu behne lage aur uske halak se ek teekhi siski nikalne hi wali thi. Meera ne apne honthon ko daanton tale chabaaya aur apni awaaz ko saamanya karne ki naakaam koshish ki.
Meera (Behad ladkhadaati aur bhaari awaaz mein): "H-hello... haan... ji... sun rahi hoon..."
Sartaj Singh (Fikr se): "Meera, tumhari awaaz ko kya hua? Itni bhaari kyun lag rahi hai? Tum ro rahi ho kya?"
Meera (Neeche Sher ki jeebh ki geeli chhoohan se apni aankhen bheenjte hue): "Nahi... wo... wo bas ghabraahat ki wajah se... ji. Jyoti... Jyoti ab bilkul theek hai, so rahi hai paas mein. Ahhh..."
Sartaj Singh: "Aur Sher? Guard bata raha tha ki use bahut gehri choten aai hain? Usne meri bacchi ke liye apni jaan laga di!"
Meera (Sher ke haathon ke teekhe dabaav aur uske munh ke maadak khinchaav ke beech apni peeth ko peechhe ki taraf modte hue, ek gehri siski ko halak mein hi dabaakar): "Haan... ji... Sher ko... ufff... bahut chot lagi hai. Vah lahuluhaan ho gaya tha. Main... main khud khade rehkar uski seva-dekhbhal kar rahi hoon... uski pattiyaan aur dava ka dhyaan rakh rahi hoon... aap... aap fikr mat kijiye..."
(Meera ke antarmann ke vichaar): 'Hey bhagwan, main apne hi pati se kitna bada jhooth bol rahi hoon! Sartaj jiske liye itne fikrmand ho rahe hain, wo is waqt mere jism ko noch raha hai. Main kitni laachar hoon... ek taraf phone par pati ki awaaz hai aur doosri taraf is jangli ki jeebh aur daant mere seene ko chheel rahe hain. Agar Sartaj ko zara bhi shak hua to mera ghar ujad jaayega... ufff, yeh Sher... kitna berahm hai!'
Jab Meera phone par kaanpti awaaz mein yeh sab bol rahi thi, tab Sher uske stan ko apne munh ke bheetar aur gehraai se bheenjkar maze se choos raha tha.
(Sher ke antarmann ke vichaar): 'Wah memsaab, wah! Maalik baithkar meri salaamati ki dua maang rahe hain, aur yahan unki aalishan biwi mere munh mein apna amrit udel rahi hai. Tumhari is majboori aur kaanpti awaaz ka maza hi kuchh aur hai. Tum jitni chhatpataogi, mujhe utna hi zyaada maza aayega. Ab to tum is Sher ke pinjre mein hamesha ke liye qaid ho chuki ho, maalkin!'
Vah apni aankhen tirchhi karke Meera ke tamtamaaye hue chehre ko dekh raha tha, maano vah apni maalkin ki bebasi aur is luka-chhipi ke khel ka poora aanand utha raha ho.
Meera abhi phone par Sartaj ko sambhaalne ki koshish kar hi rahi thi ki Sher ne apni wahshiyat ko ek kadam aur aage badhaane ka faisla kar liya.
Isse pehle ki Meera kuchh samajh paati ya sambhal paati, Sher ne ek hi jhatke mein uski reshmi nighty ko oopar se pakadkar poori taaqat se neeche ki taraf kheench diya. Ek sarsaraahat ke saath nighty ka oopri hissa poori tarah sarak gaya.
Kshan bhar mein hi, Meera ke dono sudaul mumme Sher ki aankhon ke saamne poori tarah se nange ho gaye. Dar aur aachanak paida hui maadak uttejana ke mile-jule sailaab ke kaaran unke ubhre hue laal nipple poori tarah sakht hokar baahar ki taraf akad rahe the.
Is aachanak hue nagn hamle se Meera ka dil jaise seene mein hi baith gaya aur uski awaaz khauf ke maare halak mein hi rundh kar reh gayi. Vah chahkar bhi munh se koi shabd nahi nikaal paai.
Sartaj Singh (Phone par, Meera ki lambi khamoshi se thoda chintit hokar): "Hello? Hello Meera... tum sun rahi ho na? Kya hua, tum aachanak chup kyun ho gayi? Sab theek to hai na wahan?"
Sher ne jab Meera ke us beparda, makhmaali gore jism ko apni aankhon ke saamne is tarah poori tarah khula dekha, to uski aankhon mein vaasana ki ek bhookhi chamak kaondh gayi. Vah Meera ke sudaul vaksh aur un sakht ho chuke laal nipplon ko ektak ghoorne laga. Uske chehre par ek gehri, wahshi muskaan tair gayi aur usne apni jeebh ko shookhe honthon par phera.
(Sher ke antarmann ke vichaar): 'Oh bhai sahab... kya cheez hai! Kasam se, aaj tak aisa roop sirf sapnon mein dekha tha. Yeh gora rang, yeh qayamat jaisa badan aur ye dar se akde hue laal nipple... ab to chaahe jo ho jaaye, main is badan ko poora bhoge bina yahan se nahi hilne wala. Maalik phone par chillaate rahein, par maalkin ki yeh jawaani ab poori ki poori meri hai.'
Sher (Apni aankhon ko Meera ke nagn angon par gadaaye hue, atyant dheemi aur maadak phusphusaahat mein): "Boliye memsaab... maalik poochh rahe hain ki sab theek hai na..."

Meera (Shock aur gehre sadme mein doobi hui, aankhon mein aansu liye zameen ko taakti rahi): "..."

(Meera ke antarmann ke vichaar): 'Mera sab kuchh lut gaya... main apne pati ko kya jawaab doon? Is haivan ne mujhe is haal mein la khada kiya hai ki ab mere munh se shabd bhi nahi nikal rahe. Mera gala poori tarah roondh chuka hai. Kaash main cheekh paati, kaash main Sartaj ko sab sach bata paati... par meri himmat poori tarah toot chuki hai.'

Meera is kadar sadme mein thi ki uske halak se ek lafzh bhi nahi phoot raha tha. Uski isi bebasi ka faayda uthaate hue Sher ne ek kutil muskaan ke saath uske kaanpte hue haath se phone chheen liya. Usne phone ko apne kaan par lagaaya aur apni awaaz ko behad saamanya banaate hue seedhe Sartaj se baat karne laga.

Sher (Phone par, apni awaaz mein banaavati adab laate hue): "Hello... haan, maalik! Pranaam. Main Sher bol raha hoon ji..."

(Sher ke antarmann ke vichaar): 'Lo memsaab, tumhari bolti to band ho gayi, ab is Sher ko hi baazi sambhaalni padegi. Maalik ko zara bhi shak nahi hona chaahiye ki unki khoobsurat biwi is waqt mere saamne apne dono mumme khole khadi hai. Ab dekho main kaise maalik ko apni ungliyon par nachaata hoon.'

Sartaj Singh (Phone par, Sher ki awaaz sunte hi raahat ki saans lete hue, behad bhaavuk hokar): "Arey Sher! Tum kaise ho bhai? Guard mujhe bata raha tha ki tumhein bahut gehri choten aai hain. Main... main tumhara yeh ahsaan zindagi bhar nahi bhool sakta. Tumne meri bacchi ke liye apni jaan daanw par laga di, tumne mere poore parivaar ko bikharne se bacha liya!"

Sartaj phone par apni kritagyata aur ahsaanmandi jata raha tha. Usne phone kaan se sataaye rakhka aur apna doosra haath seedhe Meera ke nange, sudaul mumme par jama diya. Usne apni ungliyon ko us gore ubhaar par is tarah jakad liya, maano vah koi cheez nahi, balki uski apni jaageer ho, jis par ab sirf aur sirf uska adhikaar tha.

Sher (Meera ke seene ko apni ungliyon se bheenjte hue, phone par behad vinamra aur vafadaar awaaz mein): "Arey nahi, nahi maalik... aisa mat kahiye. Main to aapka chhota sa sevadaar hoon, aapka namak khaaya hai mainne. Meri to jaan bhi chali jaaye aapki family ki raksha karte hue, to bhi mujhe koi malaal nahi hoga. Bitiya rani salaamat hain, mere liye isse badhkar aur kuchh nahi hai."

(Sher ke antarmann ke vichaar): 'Haan maalik, haan! Roo aur bhaavuk ho... apne is vafadaar kutte par jitna chaahe bharosa karna hai kar lo. Tumhein kya pata ki tumhara yeh vafadaar naukar is waqt tumhari biwi ke makhmaali badan ko apni mutthi mein bheenj raha hai. Yeh gora mumma ab mera gulaam hai, aur tumhari biwi bhi!'

Sher ki ungliyon ka teekha dabaav jaise hi Meera ke samvedansheel ang par aur badha, Meera ke poore badan mein current sa daud gaya. Vah dard aur lajja ke maare tadap uthi, lekin use apne munh par haath rakhna pada taaki uski koi siski phone ke zariye Sartaj tak na pahunch jaaye.

(Meera ke antarmann ke vichaar): 'Hey bhagwan, yeh kaisa raakshas hai! Ek taraf Sartaj ko apni vafadaari ka naatak dikha raha hai aur doosri taraf mujhe noch raha hai. Iske haath ka dabaav mere seene ko cheer raha hai... aur Sartaj ise devta samajh rahe hain! Main is jeete-jee narak ko kaise bardaasht karoon...'

Sartaj Singh (Phone par, thoda hairaan hote hue): "Achha Sher, Meera kahan hai? Wo aachanak phone par chup kyun ho gayi thi? Use phone do, zara main usse bhi baat karoon."

Sartaj ki baat sunkar Sher ke chehre par ek shaitaani muskaan tair gayi. Usne Meera ke sudaul mumme ko apni mazboot ungliyon mein aur bhi kaskar daboch liya, jaise vah apni maalkin ko yaad dila raha ho ki is waqt uski asli haisiyat kya hai.

Sher (Phone par, apni awaaz mein ek ajeeb si chaalaaki aur bhaaripan laate hue): "Arey maalik... wo memsaab to zara baahar gayi hain. Asal mein kya hai na maalik, mujhe bahut zor se doodh peene ki talab ho rahi thi... to mainne maalkin ko kaha hai ki mere liye garam-garam doodh laane ke liye. Bas wahi lene gayi hain wo..."

Yeh dohre arth wali gandi baat kehte hi Sher ne phone ko thoda pare hataaya aur apna munh aage badhaakar Meera ke doosre nange stan ko seedhe apne honthon ke beech bheenj liya. Usne Meera ke samvedansheel laal nipple ko apni jeebh se lapette hue kisi bhookhe bacche ki tarah poori taaqat se choosna shuru kar diya.

(Sher ke antarmann ke vichaar): 'Aha... kya zaayqa hai memsaab! Maalik ko kya pata ki main kis doodh ki baat kar raha hoon. Tumhara yeh garam aur meetha badan hi to meri asli khuraak hai. Ab tadpo maalik ke saamne... wo wahan tadap rahe hain baat karne ko, aur yahan tum mere munh mein apni jawaani ka ras udel rahi ho.'
Jaise hi Sher ke honthon ka vah zoradar khinchaav Meera ke seene par pada, uske poore badan mein ek sihran daud gayi.

Sartaj phone par "hello, hello..." kiye ja rahe the, aur yahan Meera dard, sharm aur ek ajeeb si maadak uttejana ke sailaab mein doob rahi thi. Usne khauf ke maare apni aankhen meech leen aur apne munh ko apne hi gown ke kapde se daba liya taaki uski madhosh kar dene wali aah phone mein record na ho jaaye.

(Meera ke antarmann ke vichaar): 'Nahi... aah! Yeh jangli to sach mein mujhe choos daalega. Sartaj phone par hain aur yeh haivan sareaam mere munh bur aisi baaten bolkar mera doodh pee raha hai... ufff, iske honthon ki yeh garmi... yeh khinchaav... main kaise khud ko sambhaalu? Agar Sartaj ne meri is ghabraahat ko bhaamp liya, to sab barbaad ho jaayega... aah!'

Theek usi pal, phone ke doosre chhor se Sartaj Singh ki bhaari aur tasalli bhari awaaz goonji.

Sartaj Singh (Phone par, gaadi chalaane ki awaaz ke beech): "Chalo, Waheguru ka shukr hai. Meera wahan sab sambhaal rahi hai. Sher, Meera ko kehna ki main bas raaste mein hi hoon... gaadi mein baith chuka hoon. Agle 10 minute mein main ghar pahunch jaaoonga."

'10 minute mein ghar aa raha hoon'—Sartaj ke in shabdon ko sunte hi Sher ke chehre par gusse aur jhunjhalaahat ki ek lakeer daud gayi. Use apni is kaamuk daawat mein khalal padta hua saaf dikhai de raha tha. Usne man hi man apne maalik Sartaj ko ek behad gandi aur bhaddi gaali di—

(Sher ke antarmann ke vichaar): 'Saala kutta kahin ka, iski maa ki... ain mauke par rang mein bhang daalne aa raha hai! Abhi to maalkin ke is gore badan ka swaad jeebh par chadha hi tha ki is ko abhi tapakna tha. Saale ko 10 minute mein hi yahan aana hai!'

Apni is bhayanak jhunjhalaahat aur gusse ko dabaate hue, Sher ne turant apni awaaz ko ekdam saamanya aur vafadaar naukar jaisa banaaya.

Sher (Phone par, behad saamanya aur adab se bhari tone mein): "Ji sahib, aap bilkul chinta mut kijiye. Meera madam mera bahut achhe tareeqe se khayaal rakh rahi hain, koi kami nahi hone de rahi hain. Main aapki baat un tak pahuncha doonga, aap aaraam se aaiye maalik."

Sartaj ne bina kuchh aur kahe phone kaat diya. Line katne ki 'beep-beep' awaaz kamre ke sannaate mein goonj uthi. Ab kamre mein sirf 10 minute ki tik-tik bachi thi.