[Babab96]

Akhaade se vida

Kushti ke baad maine badan se mitti jhaadi, paani piya aur kuch der baaki pehalwanon ke saath baithkar dangal ki baatein karta raha.

Har kisi ke mann mein aane wale mukablon ko lekar utsukta thi.

Lekin mere liye abhi bhi sabse zaroori cheez apni taiyaari par dhyaan dena tha.

Chhe din baad ka dangal mere liye ek aur bada imtihaan hone wala tha.

Dheere-dheere shaam dhalne lagi. Maine apna saamaan sameta aur akhaade ke sabhi pehalwanon se vida li.

Akhaade se nikal kar main haveli laut aaya. 

April ki garmi aur abhyas ki thakaan ke baad badan ko aaram ki zaroorat thi..

Me nahaya khud ko taro tazaa kia..

Aur chhat per bahar aakar khatia per beth gyaa....

Tabhi mujhe apne chhote bhaiyon, Anuj aur Tarun ki yaad aayi...

Socha, un dono ke saath kuch der baith loon. Din bhar ki uljhanon ke beech bachchon ke saath waqt bitaane se mann halka ho jaata tha.

Main Chachi Sandhya ke hisse ki taraf gaya, toh Anuj aur Tarun wahin baithe kuch likh rahe the. Mujhe dekhte hi Tarun uchhal kar khada ho gaya.

Tarun: “Bhaiya! Aap aa gaye! Aaj kushti mein kitne pehalwanon ko haraya?”

Main: “Pehle yeh bata, tune apna homework poora kiya ya phir aaj bhi copy khaali chhod rakhi hai?”

Tujhe yaad hai naa, iss baar sankul chalu hone se pahle tujhe apni English durust karni hai..

Tarun ne turant apni copy apne peeche kar li.

Main: “Achha! Matlab kuch toh gadbad hai.”

Anuj hans pada. “Bhaiya, iska English ka kaam abhi bhi adhoora hai.”

Tarun: “Arey, Anuj! Tu mera bhai hai ya teacher ka mukhbir?”

Main bhi hans diya.

Main: “Dono chup! Chalo, copy lekar aao. Aaj tum dono ka English Grammar ka lesson hoga.”

Dono mere paas baith gaye. Maine unki kitaabein khulwaayin aur aaj ka paath shuru kiya—Simple Present Tense.

Maine unhe samjhaya, “Jab hum kisi roz hone wale kaam ya aadat ki baat karte hain, toh Simple Present Tense ka istemaal karte hain. 

Jaise—I play cricket. You read a book. He goes to college.”

Anuj dhyaan se sun raha tha, lekin Tarun ki nazar baar-baar khidki se baahar ja rahi thi.

Maine uski taraf dekha.

Main: “Tarun, agar tumhara dhyaan baahar hi rehna hai, toh kitaab ko bhi khidki par rakh dete hain!”

Dono zor se hans pade.

Tarun: “Nahi, Bhaiya! Ab poora dhyaan idhar hi hai.”

Maine use ek sawaal diya.

Main: “Achha, batao—‘Woh roz college jaata hai’ ko English mein kaise kahoge?”

Tarun ne kuch der socha aur phir bola, “He go to college every day.”

Maine muskuraate hue uski galti sudhaari.

Main: “He goes to college every day. Yaad rakho, He, She aur It ke saath Simple Present Tense mein verb ke saath aam taur par s ya es lagta hai.”

Phir maine Anuj se poochha, “Aur ‘Main har din kushti ka abhyas karta hoon’?”

Anuj: “I practise wrestling every day!”

Main: “Bilkul sahi!”

Tarun ne turant kaha, “Toh Bhaiya, aapka sentence toh sabse aasaan hai. Aap toh roz kushti karte ho!”

Main: “Aur tum dono roz padhai karte ho, hai na?”

Dono ek-doosre ko dekhkar hansne lage.

Thodi der mein humne lesson ke kuch aur sawaal hal kiye. Anuj ne zyaadatar jawaab sahi diye, jabki Tarun ko maine do-teen sawaal dobara samjhaaye.

Aakhir mein dono se kaha ki agle din bina madad ke das sentences banaakar dikhayenge.

Tarun: “Bhaiya, kal bhi aap hi padhaoge na?”

Main: “Haan, lekin kal homework adhoora mila toh pehle poora karwaunga, phir masti hogi.”

Dono ne haami bhar di.

Kuch der baad maine kitaabein band karwaayin aur uthkar Chachi ke paas chala gaya. Woh shaam ke kaam mein lagi hui thi.



Me jaise hi kitchen me enter hua, chachi ko mere aane kaa ahsas hua aur unhone mud kar mujhe dekha..

Chachi_ Kyaa baat hai, Jay.. Bhukh lagi hai kyaa?



Me chachi ke karib aaya aur unhe baho me lene laga..



Doston iss wakt tak aur aaj ke din tak, mere man me naa chachi ke liye aur naa kisi aur ke liye, koi kaamvasna hai..

Mere aur chachi ke beech me ak pure bond hai, jo love, care aur respect kaa hai..

Mene chachi ko gaal pe chum liyaa..



Chachi mujhe dekhti rahi..

Chachi_ Kyaa baat hai Badmash aaj bada pyar aa rha hai..



Me aise hi chumta rha..



Fir chachi ke kaan me bola..

Main: “Chachi, main aaj Hariya Kaka ke ghar par jaa raha hoon. Unse raat ko unke sath khaana khaane ka vaada kiya tha.”

Chachi ne meri taraf dekha.

Chachi Sandhya: Achacha to tabhi badmash mujhe pyar dikha ke mana rha hai..

Wese “Achha kiya Jay, yaad rakha tune apna vaada..

 Kaka aur Kaki tumse bahut apnapan rakhte hain. 

Aaram se jaana, aur khaana khaakar hi lautna.”

Main: “Ji, Chachi. Aap chinta mat karna.”

Chachi ne pyaar se kaha..

Chachi_“Aur haan, din bhar kushti karke aaya hai, isliye khaana theek se khaana. Sirf baatein karke wapas mat aa jaana.”

Ye bolte huye chachi ne mud ke mere gaal per chumte huye, mujhe koni mari..

Main hans pada. 

Me_“Ji, Chachi. Aap bhi na!”

Chachi_ Chal hat badmash koi aise dekhega hume to raai kaa pahad bana dega..

Me_ Ji, chachi..

Tabhi chacha Vikram aa gye waha..

Vikram Chacha_ Kyaa baat hai Chachi bhatije me pyar ho rha hai..

Chachi_ Haa, Jay aaj Hariya kaka ke yaha khana khayega bas uski permission le rha hai..

Aur subhah gusse me bina kuchh bole chala gyaa tha..

Uski maafi mang rha hai..

Chacha_ Abhi hume bhi aise pyar karo..

Me chacha ke karib gya, unhe hug kiya aur unke gaal per ak chummi dete huye bola....

Me_Chacha aap dono hi to meri duniya ho..Dadaji ke baad aap dono aur Anuj, Tarun hi to hai mere..

Chacha_ Chal rulayega kyaa.. Jaa apne kaka kaki ki madad bhi kar dena..

Me_ Chacha thodi der se jaunga.. mujhe kuchh padna hai abhi..

Chachi_ To jao pado..

Me waha se nikal kar apne room me aa gya..

Chacha aur chachi aapas me baat karte huye..

Chacha_ Sandhya me janta hun ki tumhara aur jay kaa pyar bilkul normal hai..

Lakin dhyan rakho jis tarah usne tumhe bahon me liya tha, agar aise kisi ne dekh liya to kaand ho jayegaa..

Wo ab bada ho raha hai, aur wese hi logo ki najaro me khatak raha hai..

Chachi_ Haa janti hu, subhah hi Sushma Bhabhi ne use tane mare mere samne..

Chacha_ Dekho, Sandhya..Use uska sach kisi bhi kimat per pata nhi chalna chahiye, warna wo tut jayega..

Chachi_ Nhi chalega, Lakin uske man me Jo sawal hai, unka jawab wo kabhi to dhundega hi..

Chacha_ Me janta hun ki use ye sawal baar baar pareshan karta hai, ki mere apne mata pita mujhse pyar kyun nhi karte..

Kintu iss sawal kaa jawab hum use nhi de sakte hai..

Ye kaam uske dadaji swayam karenge, sahi samay aane per..

Chachi_ Aap iss baat kaa jikra bhi naa kare, kahi wo sun naa le..

Chacha_ Wo apne room me jaa chuka hai..

tum khana taiyar karo me sath muh dhota hun..

Chachi_ Theek hai..


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