Adultery Sanskari Lilly - Vitamin Bhabhi! ( Daily diary of lily's fantasy world)

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                         Part 23



Kalu andar aakar bhabhi ki sarhana karne laga aur khud kitna hairtangej hai, ye jataane laga.

Bhabhi usko haskar dad dene lagi.

Ke, tabhi kalu seedha aage aya, aur piche se bhabhi ke kulhe ko halka sa hath lagaya. 

 Uska touch lagate hi bhabhi ne moodkar ghusse se dekha.

Par agale hi samay nazare zhukaate uske touch ko najarandaaj kar diya.

Fir bol padi.

Bhabhi- Kyu? Aap hi keh rahe the naa, ki bhukon ko tukde batorne chahiye...duaa milegi...toh thode tukde bator ayi. 

Itna bolkar wo majakiya andaaz me hasne lagi.

Kalu- Wahhh. Ahhhaaa...Bahot badhiya kiya. Duaa kaahe nahi milegi? duaa toh bhar bhar milegi!...."Aise hi bhooke, nangon ko khilati rahe aur aisi hi bharti foolti rahe aapki jawani. Tathastu...

Bhabhi uska ye ashirwaad dekh has padi.

Bhabhi- Aji, dua hame nahi, mere pati ke liye chahiye. Wo bahar gaye hai. Thoda risky job hai.


Kalu- Ariii...toh yi lijiye...
"Aap aise hi doodhmadar falti-foolati chale, aur apne pati ki ichaa poori karti rahe, aur iss se aapke pati ko khushi milti rahe. Mooh se leke aapke pichwade tak sada unki kamyaabi ghusi rahe. Aur aapke pati aisi hi saari duniya ki ser karte rahe.. .Tathastu".

Bhabhi- Chup rahiye...Aap bhi naa. Mooh fat kahi ke..kuch bhi bolte rahte hai. Aap bhi naa...aur mere pati ko duniya ki ser par bhejne ke liye duaa nahi mangi maine. Balki unko jaldi aane ke liye duaa chahiye.

Kalu- Haa..haa..aapko kitni yaad aa rahi hai unki, ye toh uapar hi pata chala.
"Muzhko Rana jee maaf karna, galti maare se ho gayì".....

Itna bolkar kalu ne has diya.


Ye sunte hi bhabhi sharm se zhep gayi..


Bhabhi- Chiii...mai ek labj bhi nahi sunana chahati, bataake rakh rahi hu...bilkul chup ho jaayiye...just shut up...

Kalu bhabhi ke maje leta raha.

Kalu- Thik hai..thik hai.. upar ke baare me kuch nahi bolenge. Par bhabhi jee, lagata hai ek dikkat hai.


Bhabhi- Dikkat? Kya dikkat?


Kalu- "Kanya!!!" Toh baat aisi hai ki, ye duaa aaptak pahunch nahi payegi.

Bhabhi- Ufff..ye kya hai ab? Ab shikari se "BaBa" ban gye?

Kalu- Haa..Bade mashhoor "Tantrik BaBa" hai hum.

Bhabhi- Achaa jee...Kalu baba? Ha..ha..ha...!! Chale bataaye.. dua kyu nahi pahonch payegi?

Bhabhi ne haste hue majak me pucha.


Kalu ne turant apni ankhe band kar li aur jor se babadane laga.

Kalu- Hraaammmm...bhraammmmmmm....Hunnnn...
Sab dikh raha hai...muzhe sab dikh raha hai..Meri andruni duaa ke bich kuch toh baadha aa rahi hai. Rukawat hai...

Bhabhi- Kya rukawat babaji?

Bhabhi ne haste hue majaak me poocha.

Kalu- Koi adrushy Kaali taakad hai.. aur koi Kale rang ki parchai usko badhawa de raha hai.

Beshak, usne dono baar Kaale shabd pe jor diya tha.


Bhabhi- Parchai? Kiski Parchai?

Kalu- 'Kale' rang ki.

Bhabhi- Kala rang?

Kalu- Haa..haa kala rang. Manhoos kala rang...Ye wali Duwaye kale rang se darti hai. Door bhagti hai. Dua darwaje tak aakar wahi se wapas nikal jayegi.

Bhabhi- Kya bol rahe hai?

Kalu- Haa..haa..Sach...Aur ho sakta hai wahi se baju wale padosan ke pass chali jaye! aur padosan soutan kab ban jaaye kuch kaha nahi jaa sakta aajkal.

Kalu hasne laga.

Bhabhi- Nahi...nahi...aisa nahi hona chahiye..aap bataye kya 'kala' baadha daal raha hai? Hum door kar denge usko.

Issbaar kalu bhabhi ki saree ko dekhte hue bola.

Kalu- Kuch toh ass pass hi hai. Yaha kale rang ka aisa kya hai?

Uska saree ko yu dekhna bhabhi pahchaan gayi.

 Wo ankhe chadhate hue bol padi.

Bhabhi- Haayee.. Muzhe laga hi tha ye baba koi dhongi baba hi niklega..ghuma firakar wahi jaayega..Ab aapki nazar kaha hai? ye mai achi tarah se jaanti hu.ab jahir si baat hai, lal ke baad ab kala rang pareshan karne laga hai aapko....###@@@

Kalu- Dhongi? Nahi nahi. Kanya!!Aree..hum toh chamatkari baba hai! Mere marg par chaloge toh 'Fal prapti' nishchit hai. Bharosa rakho. Pata hai 1din mere pass tumhare jaisi hi sundar kanya aayi thi ek din..

Bhabhi- Achaa jee...##@@###

Kalu- Aur nahi toh kaa? Muzhse puchne lagi- "He baba...muzhe apna bhavishya dekhna hai, log keh rhe the ki aap bhavishya dikhate hai?".

Bhabhi- Fir?

Kalu- Fir? ha..ha..ha..ha..toh maine uss kanya se kaha "Apne kapde utaro aur ghodi ban jaao"

Bhabhi- Chiiiii...chuppppp.....ye kya?

Kalu- Are sune toh poori baat...To wo boli- "Nahi..Mai aisa nahi karungi...muzhe pata hai fir aap chod doge"

Kalu- Toh maine kaha, "Dekha, Sikha diya na bhavishya dekhne" ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..

Uska ye joke ganda tha, magar isspar bhabhi joro joro se has-has kar khilkhila uthi.
Itna ki pet pakadna pada. has has ke bhabhi toh lal ho gyi...

Bhabhi- Chiiii ...aap bhi naa...ye baba dhongi hi nikla..aur bahot ganda hai.

Kalu- Ganda ho sakta hai par dhongi nahi.

Bhabhi- Nahi nahi..aap dono ho. Gande bhi aur Dhongi bhi.

Kalu- Nahi..dhongi hota toh aapko bhi uss ladaki kaa hi mashwara de chuka hota aapko. Magar hum toh kaale rang ki baadha par rasta nikal rahe hai..

Bhabhi- Haa..ha.. pata hai..pata hai. Rasta nikaal rahe hai ki, rasta saaf kar rahe hai. Bade Sajjan baba aye hai..hunnn.....


Kalu- He kanya, baaki ka chodo, Tum bass itna batado, ki Apne pati se prem karti ho ya nahi?


Bhabhi- Karte hai, aur wo bhi bahot....jaan se bhi jyada..

Kalu- zooot sarasar zhoot. 

Bhabhi- Excuse me?

Kalu- Tumhara uttar sunkar toh lag nahi raha hai. 

Bhabhi- Kya matlab? Mai apne pati se behad pyaar karti hu, aur unke liye toh jaan bhi hajir hai meri. Aapko bataane ki jaroorat nahi.

Kalu- Kuch bhi, yaha ek kala kapada hata nahi paa rahi hai, aur jaan dene ki baate? Dekhe jara.

Bhabhi- Hello? Excuse me? Aapse praman-patr nahi chahiye muzhe. 

Kalu- Agar itna pyaar karti ho? Toh itni si rasam poori nahi kar sakti uski khushiyon ke liye? Lanat hai aisi biwi par.

Bhabhi- Khabardaar? Ek labj bhi kaha iss se aage toh... you bloody dhongi...


Kalu- Are kanyaa...Kala nahi hatega toh tumhaare pati tak duaa kaise jaayegi?

Bhabhi- Hunnn...par baba jee jo mang rahe hai use kaise du?

Kalu- Are kanya, log apni jaaidaad tak de jaate hai apni priy vyakti ke liye, yaha toh ek kala kapda hai.

Bhabhi- Ek ladaki ke liye izzat jaan se badhkar hoti hai, samajhe babaji? 

Kalu- Wah ladaki ke liye hota hoga. Aurat ke liye nahi. Tum toh ladaki se aurat ban chuki ho. Ye ek patiwrata aurat ka mamla hai, aur daav pe uska pati laga huaa hai. Ek patiweata aurat ke liye pati se badhkar kuch nahi hona chahiye.

Bhabhi- Babaji, baat kuch aisi hai, toh aur koi rasam bata dijye. Par ye nahi.

Kalu- Kanya, tum kya bajaar me chudiyaa kharid rahi ho? Jo ye pasand nahi, bhaiyaa aur koi dikhaao, bol rahi ho? Hum tapasvi, 'Divya BaBa' hai..Aghor Tantrik Baba...

Bhabhi- Toh babaji, baat aisi hi hai toh rahane dijiye aapki duaa. Mai kisi aur baba se le leti hu.


Kalu- Ha..ha..ha...ha.ha..ha..

Babaji jor se hasne lage.


Kalu- Ha..ha..ha..ha.......Wo kanya, tum darsal baat ko samjhi nahi. Hum aise waise baba lage kya? Hamara apman sharp me badal jata hai. Ek aghori Tantrik baba ko kabhi naraj nahi karte. Jo tum kar rahi ho. Tumhara pati toh dar dar ke thokre khayega..Ha..ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi- Isme apman kaisa? Mai naa hi duaa mang rahi hu, naa hi baduaa...

Kalu- Murkh kanya, ye Marzhi ki baat thodi hai?
Kismat apni chaal kab ki chal chuki hai. Isiliye toh tumhare pati ko ekdum se bhagana pada. Ab waha hame patahai wo kiss khatre me hai, kaise dar dar ke thokre khaa raha hai. 
Iske liye toh tumhe khud chalkar baba ke pass jana chahiye. Par tum.....hunnn...Khair chodo, Mai bhi kisko bata raha hu. Asali fikr hoti toh, itni manmani naa karti. Jaane do..

Bhabhi- Sorry sorry. Aap toh bura maan gaye. Aapne sach kaha. Ek baba se bair kisko bhaai hai? Magar baba jee, aur koi dusra rasta khoj lijiye naa. Mai wo kar lungi. 

Kalu- Dusara rasta...ha..ha..ha....Chalo maan lete hai dusara rasta bhi hai. Magar wo toh aur bhi kathin hai. Yahi naamanjoor hai tumhe, toh wo kaha maanogi? Waise kai ladkiya wo bhi karti hai.

Ye bolte hue kalu ne apna angutha apne naak par ragad kar fir hot par rakh kar kaat liya.

Kalu- Janana chahati ho dusara rasta?

Bhabhi dusare raste ka lagbagh matlab samajh gayi thi.

Bhabh- Nahi..nahi..dusara rasta janana bhi nahi muzhe.

Kalu- Toh, yahi toh keh rahe hai..tumhe bass kala kapda hatana hai..bass..aapka kaam ho gaya samajho. Itna mushkil toh hai nahi. Khaas karke tumhare liye toh.

Bhabhi- Par kala hi kyu? Aur koi rang hataya toh? Ye lijiye, mai ye apne Sone ke rang ke kangan utaar deti hu.

Bhabhi usko sataane kaa kaam kar rahi thi.

Kalu- Are??? kala hi toh badha hai, toh Sona lekar kya ga####.....

Bhabhi- What?????jee???

Kalu- Auhhh..hunnn..Mera matlab Kala darwaja hi nahi kholne de raha hai, toh duaa andar kaise jaayegi? Jisko pyass lagi hai, usko paani dena chahiye, yaa mirchi?

Issbaar bhabhi ne koi jawab nahi diya..aur rotiya belne- sekne lagi thi.


Kalu- Are rahane do. Ye tumhare bass ki baat nahi hai. Ye pyar wyaar bass Kahane wali baate hoti hai..

Itna kehkar kalu ne bhabhi ke hath ki rotiya chin li. Aur lekar ghusse se bahar gaya.

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Unn dono ne wo roti 1 hi tukde me khaa daali.


Kalu ko jaldi uthkar fir se andar aana pada.

Kalu- Wu...kitna najook kalaayiyonka roti hai aapka? Sasura ek tukde me hi khatam kar daal raha hai apna birju wa....roti bani?

Bhabhi- Mai kitna pyaar karti hu ye pahale hi bata chuki hu. Agar pati daav pe laga hai toh unse badhkar kya? Ispar ab aapne kya krna hai aap jaane...

Ek gambhir, saral awaj samne se bhabhi ye bol padi thi.

Itna bolkar bhabhi ne apni palke niche he zhuka li thi.

Ohh..my..god...

Bhabhi ka ye jawab sunkar kalu ke toh kaan khade ho gaye. 

'Kalu baba' toh khushi se pagal ho utha..use laga nahi tha bhabhi itna jaldi saral maan jayegi...

Kalu- Bahot khub kannya.

Wo bhagkar aage aakar bhabhi ke pass khada ho gya. Bhabhi usko mehsoos kar ke aur sehma gayi aur uski sanse fool gayi.


Kalu- kanya, 'Mere khayal se ab iski koi jaroorat nahi hai,' 

Aisa bolkar akhirkaar kalu ne kamar me dabaya huaa uss black saree ka pallu khich liya. 

Ufffffff...
Itna kar ke wo wahi ruk gaya. Wo bhabhi ka reaction dekh raha tha.

Yaha Bhabhi sharm se chur chur waise hi khadi rahi. Naa kuch boli, naa kahi bhaagi. Bass lambi aahe bharkar apni chaati ko fus fusne lagi.

Ye dekh Kalu ki khushiya gagan me sama nahi payi. Loha garam ho tabhi hatoda marna chahiye, ye wo achi tarah se janata tha.

Ufff..

Toh aur kuch chedchaad me wakt jaya naa karte hue usne kamar se sati saree ki ganth ko pakad liya. Aur palke zhapakne se pahale hi uss ganth ko jor se zatka diya. 

Ufff...

Ek toh itni si bankar rahi wo saree ekdum silky thi, aur abtak ki halchal se wo ganth bhi dheeli pad chuki thi. Toh, Kalu ke ek zatke se hi wo pura khul gyi. Kalu ke liye bhi ye surprised tha.

Oh..my..hod..

Uff..

Ab kya?

Dekhte hi bhabhi ki sareee uske pairon par aa gyi. 

Jaise hi ye ehsas bhabhi ko hua, wo laj se naturally saree ke sath ghutno se zhuki aur saree ko ghutnon pr pakad liya.

Naturaly har aurat aise hi karti hai.

Oh my hod....

Kya nazara tha. wakt jaise thode samay ke liye wahi tham gya ho.

Bhabhi ne apni girti saree ko ghutno me pakad toh liya tha, par bahot der ho chuki thi. Kalu ne aisa zhatka hi jo diya tha!!!
Haa..

Wo phat se zhuk toh gyi thi, par apne kulhe bacha nahi paayi thi.
Uske pakadne se pahale hi uski wo saree, uske gand se utar gyi thi.  

Ufff...

Ab toh ulta zhukne ki wajah se uske gol matol kulhe pahadi ki tarah nange bahar uchal pade. 


Ohhh...

Jab use ye pata chala wo turant khadi ho gayi.
Iss se bhabhi ki sharm aur jyada badh gyi.

Yaha,
Kalu ne hakka bakka hokar samne ka ye nazara dekh liya aur apni najaro me bhar liya.

Uske samne iss duniya ki sabse khubsoorat aurat apni saree ko ghutno me pakadi khadi thi, magar wo apne kulhe bacha nahi paayi thi. Chutad se saree hat jaane se ab uske chutad nange bahar the, aur aisi zhuki hui awastha me wo apni nangi gand ko lekar khadi thi. 

Ohhhh...bahot hi abdhut nazara tha.

Kalu ye nazara ankho me rondh ke aise bharta jaa rha tha, ki jaise kitna sama lu aur kitna nahi.

Sharm se lalelal bhabhi ko samajh nahi aa raha tha ki pakadi saree ko niche chod de, Ya fir upar utha le. Usne ek dafa apni nazar upar utha li toh kalu toh use hi dekh raha tha. 

Ohhh...

Bhabhi ne turant apni nazare zhukaayi. Sharm se bichari ka bura haal tha.

Fir thoda samay wo aisi hi khadi rahi, aur Kalu waise hi dekhta raha.

Akhir bhabhi ne kuch sochkar ek lambi aah bhari li.
Ab fir se ek baar bhabhi ne apni nazare uthayi, par issbaar Bhabhi ki ankho me ek ajeeb sa vidrohi khayal zalak rha tha. 

Tabhi,
 Jo saree pakade rakhi thi, bhabhi ne use chod diya. 

Ufff..

Haa.haa..chod diya..


Wo saree sarsarati bijali ki tarah chamkte hue neeche jakar pairon me aa giri...

Ohhhh...

Hummmm...akhir bhabhi ne soch hi liya.
Akhir bhabhi ne apne pati ko bachaane kaa plan kar hi diya.
Akhir usne kand kar hi diya.

Magar, ruke...
Itna hi nahi..
Ab apni Lilly ko toh janate hi ho. Wo jarror isme masala daalkar tadaka maaregi.  

Hummm..

Toh wo saree chodkar bass ruki nahi. Balki Saree ko chod kar ab bhabhi ne fir se Kalu ko madak nazron se dekha. Fir apne hont ko dato tale ek baar chabha liya. Fir bedhadak saree ke lapete se apna pair nikal kar uss ghere se bahar aa gyi.

Uff.. 

A sab mukt.

Aur toh aur, wo yahi nahi ruki. Issbar zhuk kar usne apni wo bikhari saree utha li.
Issbaar Kalu ko dekhkar ek alag naughty smile di.
Fir ek attitude se 2 kadam chal ke kalu ke pass aayi. Aur fir bina dekhe uss saree ko door fek diya. 

Ufff...

kya bhabhi hai!!

Laaj, lajja, hayaa..bhabhi ne sab hade paar kar di..
Wo saree jakar kisi ek kone me jaa padi thi.
Kiss kone me jaa giri, bhabhi ne dekha tak nahi tha.


Kuch iss tarah bhabhi ne apni saree ko tyaag diya tha aur ek gairmard ke samne ab bass ek apron pe khadi thi. 
Bass ek Kitchen Apron.
That's it.

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To be continued....