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Part 22
Ufff...
Uss apron ko 2 lace thi. ek gale me bandhne ke liye, aur dusari kamar par bandhne ke liye.
Bhabhi ke mumme uss apron me aise-waise dhake hue the. Haa, par piche se wo puri nangi ho rakhi thi. Kitchen apron bass aage se cover karta hai, aur piche se 2 lace ke alawa khulla hota hai.
Uff..
Isme toh wo aur bhi katilana lag rhi thi.
Pile rang me safed foolo wali wo apron iss Apsara par kya khoob jutch rahi thi.
Bass ek dikkat thi. Tang kapade me Vishal ubhaar ki ladhaayi bade jor-soro se thi. Apron ki har side se unn Vishal boobs ki Chand jaisi adh golakar lakir zhalak rahi thi. Bhabhi ki jarasi hlchal par uss Chand lakir me jaise samundar ki lahare beh rahi thi.
Kalu ke chehare par disappointment ki lahar dekhkar bhabhi jor se hasne lagi.
Wo hate hue boli.
Bhabhi- Aapko kya laga...sab khol diya hai? Bass lal rang hata diya hai. Samjhe....ha..ha..ha..ha..
Itna bolkar wo khil khilakar hasne lagi..
Kalu bass dekhta reh tha.
Bhabhi fir se boli.
Bhabhi- Aur haa..aap jarasi bhi gustaki karne ki naa soche. Kyunki, Dabaane wali wo baat Chaati ke liye thi, uske upar ke kapade ke liye nahi thi. Toh touch bhi not allowed...samjhe...
Itna bolkar bhabhi fir se hasne lagi...
Kalu- Are iehhh kaa hai?
Apron ko dekhkar kalu ne poocha.
Bhabhi hasne lagi.
Khilkhilakar hasne par toh bhabhi aur bhi kuch khubsoorat lag rahi thi.
Jaisa upar jikr kiya, jarasi halchal se bhi yaha niche bada hadkamp mach raha tha. Yaha bhabhi toh khilkhilakar hass rahi thi.
Uski har action par unn Vishal mummon ke kinaar jaise chamakile samundar kinaare ban jaate. Jaha lahare aakar sameet jati hai.
Kalu- Agar kapade ki hi baat hai toh, humse ab kaahe ki parhej? Khol hi de ise...aur kahe toh inhe. Dekhiye kaise fadfada rhe hai ye kabutar. Aisan lag raha hai bahaar udane ko taras rahe hai.. Azad kar do inhe.
Uski ye baat sunkar bhabhi nazre gira kar apne hi boobs se sharma gayi.
Par tabhi samhalkar usne uske tod ka ek jawab de dala.
Bhabhi- Are pura khol doge toh ye 2 kabutar udd jayenge. Aur aas pass itne shikari hai ki koi fat se daboch lega.
Kalu- Ahhhhaaa...Areee..lekin wahi toh baat hai naa....Aap hi toh abhi abhi bol rahi thi, ki ye dabochne ke liye hi hote hai.!
Kalu ne bhi shatir jawab diya tha.
Bhabhi- Haa..bilkul.. ye dabochne ke liye hi hote hai. Magar ek dikkat hai...Dabochne se pahale kuch permission leni jaroori hoti hai. Dabochne se pahale hatiyaar rakhne ki jagah ka, aur daboch ke shikar karne ka license lena hota hai. Aur wo license yaha gale me kisi aur ne pahle hi pahna diya hai. Toh aapka koi chance nahi banta hai.
Uss time aap kaha gaye the? Yha wha mooh marte ghum rhe the honge? Hunn... Tabhi license pahna na chahiye tha naa! Toh fir toh ye kabutar hi kyu? Inn kabutaron ke sath unka poora jungle, fir uss jungle ki gufa, puri pahadi, dariya, uske saare zarne... Sab aapke hi hote fir.
Ufff..
Issbaar toh bhabhi ne sari hade tod di.
Kalu toh bass mooh kholkar sunta reh gaya.
Kalu- Haayee.. ahhhaaaa...
Bhabhi- Ab haayeee..aahhhh..kar ke koi fayda nahi hai.. licence kisi aur kaa hai. Toh iss shikar par toh ab bas kisi aur ka hakk hai..bhool jaao. Aur ainda bina permission ke hath lagaane ki sochna bhi mat. Samajhe..
Kalu- Are sasura....Pahle pata hota toh jaan par khelkar jeet lete aapko. Jaise soude me jeet liya hu. Hunnn....par ab kya kare? Gayi bhains paani me. Chalo man lete hai licence kisi aur ka hai, lekin ek batau?
Bhabhi- Haa
Kalu- Beijjati aur biwi me ek Samanta hai bhabhi jee..bataau kya?
Bhabhi- Ab fir se gyaan? Ufff....aap bhi naa...Par thik hai, Chale bataaye kya?
Kalu- Dono hamesha dusre ki jyada achi lagti hai...
Issbaar bhabhi bhi khulkar hass di.
Bhabhi- Aap bhi naa...ek number ke badmash ho aap..achi koshish thi..magar koi fayda nahi...samjhe...
Kalu- Chalo maan liya. Ye kisi aur ki shikar hai, par hum kaa keh rahe the bhabhi, ki puri shikaar nahi, par kum se kum bacha huaa tukda toh nasib ho?!!!! Hum jaise bhikari kaise jiye fir? Jungle kaa bhi yahi wusul hota hai. Shikaar koi karta hai, magar bacha- kucha thoda kisi aur ko naseeb hota hai. Toh, aap ko bhi thoda idhar udhar tukde dalkar garib bhooke ki madat karna chahiye...Badi achi duaa milti hai. Akhir izzat dene se hi badhati hai...
Bhabhi- Nahi nahi...aajkal izzat dene se bas pet badh jayega. Toh koi chance nahi lena chahati mai.
Kalu- Ha..ha..ha...Aapko toh sab pata hai.
Bhabhi- Ha...Pata hai muzhe..ha..ha..ha..
Toh koi chalakhi nahi. Jeye..yahi khade naa rahe..kaam ko aage badhaye...
Kalu- kam ko kaise aage badhaye bhabhi? Haayee...ab toh aur bhi jyada machal raha humra kaleja...Bhabhi, lal rang se jaan toh choot gyi meri, par koi aur hi ang pareshan karne lage hai ab. Ab iska bhi koi ilaj ho toh dekh lijiye...
Bhabhi- Are bataya hai naa...thoda lambi sans lo. Aur mere hath ki roti kha lo garam garam...thoda achaa lagega aapko. Ek toh bhook, upar se pyasse,,,aur yha ye aisi itni garmi....kisi kaa bhi tabiyat jawab de jayega...
Bhabhi tod ke jawab dekar usko Na kahane me successful ho rahi thi.
Bhabhi- Muzhe bhi ek gaana yaad aa rha hai... "sanyaan jee ka tapak, tapak ke hayye pasina nikal gya...haaye garmi...Ha..sssss...ha....hsss...."
Ye gana bolkar bhabhi jorose hasne lagi....
Kalu- Bhabhi, kya aap bhi maje le rhi ho mere iss halat ki?
Bhabhi-
Aree..baate kya karte baithe ho? Chaliye jaayiye ab. Chicken toh lekar jaayiye bahar. Wo birju bichaare kabse bahar baithe hai. Aap jaayiye, bss meri rotiya ho hi gyi.
Kalu- Yha aisa tandoori chicken laga hai, aur aap iss chicken ki baat kar rahi hai...
Bhabhi- achaa jee..toh mere khaane ki taref bass yu hi thi? Aur humne pahale hi bataya hai, ki ye kisi aur ka hai,..samjhe...toh chup chaap khana parose aap.
Kalu abhi bhi apne aap ko control me rakhe hue tha. Koi jaldbaazhi nahi ye uska mantr tha.
Waise uski koi jaroorat bhi nahi thi. Bhabhi khud- ba-khud ek ke upar ek, aise surprise dete jaa rhi thi.
Bhabhi ke 2 baar kahane par ab usne chicken ka bartan uthaya aur bahar gaya.
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Bahar aakar dono ko chicken paresone laga. Birju ki plate me bharpet dalkar bola.
Kalu- Are sathi birjuwa..Aisa khaao, jaisa kabhi naa khaya ho. Bhabhi ke hath ka khakar dekho...ungaliya chahate rahoge...toh khaao dabaakr sasura....waise humka aisa bhojan kabhi kabaar hi nasib hota hai...
Itna Sara chicken dalkar ab kalu utha aur bhaagkar wapas andar jaane laga. Uske deemag me bass yahi soch thi ki, "Issbaar bhabhi konsa surprise degi?"
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Wo kitchen darwaje tak ghusa hi tha, ki tabhi waha uski bhabhi se ek jordaar dhadak ho gyi.
Dhdammm.....
Bhabhi- Ufff..haayee...are samahlkar....dekh ke chalna chahiye naa??
Kalu uss dhadak se samhal hi raha tha.... ki, tabhi bhabhi apne aapko samhalte hue uthi. Samhalkar fir usne apna pallu sar pe le liya, aur fir apne apron ko khinchkar thik karte hue wo ekdum se kalu ko cross kar ke kitchen darwaje tak chali gayi.
Oh my hod.
Kasam se? Kya bhabhi kitchen ke bahar aa rahi thi?
Kalu ke toh hosh udd gaye jab usne dekha ki bhabhi toh isi awatar me bahar jaa rahi thi.
Uff..
Kya bawal aurat hai....
Andar lal chaddi pahankar transparent saree ek baar samajhme ata hai. Magar iss awataar me? Ufff..bina blouse aur chaddi ke? Wo bhi poori transparent saree me? Wo bhi ek anjaan adami ke samne? Ufff..ye toh kuch jyada hi ho gaya.
Kalu soch me hi pad gaya ki, 2 anjaan mardon ke samne aise awatar me aane ki daring koi aurat kaise kar sakti hai?
Ufff..
Bhabhi abhi tak kitchen se bahar nahi gayi thi. Wo darwaje tak aakar ruki hui thi. Uske hath me garma garam 2 rotiya thi.
Kalu ko laga ki, shayad bhabhi ye garma garam roti use dawaje tak dene ko aayi thi.
Magar tabhi,
Haayee....uffff....
Bhabhi toh bhabhi thi...
Ke tabhi bhabhi ne ek lambi sans bhar li aur apna ek pair kitchen ke bahar rakh diya.
Ohhhh...
Ye dekh toh Kalu ne sar hi pakad liya.
Ohh..my..hod..
Kya bhabhi sach me ye karne jaa rahi thi?
No way....
Kalu dekhta reh gaya, aur agale hi pal bhabhi garam garam roti ke hath par chatke khaate hue, uss roti ko toss karte karte poori bahar ho gayi.
Oh...my..hod..
Ab bhabhi kitchen se bahar thi. Apne sasural ke hall me. Waha samne hall ke, ek kone me wo Birju baitha tha. Waha se aage dusare kone me uska Sasur aram farma raha tha. Aur abtak Kalu bhi haratangej andaaj me bhagte hue aakar uske piche khada ho chuka tha.
Ufff...
Ab bhabhi apne sasural Hall me inn 3 mardon ke samne keval ek saree par khadi thi, jo itni transparent ho gayi thi ki uska rang bhi pahchanna mushkil ho raha tha.
Upar ab blouse ki jagah ek apron ne le li thi, jo piche se poora nanga tha aur aage se itna tang, ki uski chaaro side me bhabhi ke boobs ke ubhaar najar aa rahe the. Itna hi nahi, balki Kalu se takkar khaane ke karan uska ek side ka mumma kuch jyada hi bahar aya tha uss Apron se.
Ohhh..
Bhabhi apne hath ki garam rotiya ek hath se dusare hath me toss karte hue ek ajeeb si lajaa ke sath waha khadi thi.
Wo kitchen se bahar toh aa gayi thi, magar yaha se aage ek kadam bhi nahi badhaya jaa raha tha uss se.
Wo ekdum lajaa se jaise wahi jam gayi thi.
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Fir kuch tay karke usne apni aahe bhar li. Aur fir lambi sans chaati me bharkar wo chal padi.
Ufff...
Haa..ha...chal padi..
Maano jaise khudse keh diya ho- " Jo kaam hath me liya hai, usko poora toh karna padega."
Uske pair toh aage badh rahe the. Magar wo kisise najare nahi mila paa rahi thi. Bhabhi waise hi bina kisi se najare milaaye sarrr...sarrr..
Aage aayi.
Wo waha tak pahunch gayi jaha kalu ne chataayi lagaayi thi.
Ab tak birju ne bhabhi ko dekha nahi tha.
Ankho ke samne bhabhi ke pair aate hi ab jakar usne najar uthaayi. Warna wo abtak apne mobile me hi dekhte baitha tha.
Jaise hi usne najar uthayi..
Ufff...
Waise, pahali najar me toh usko kuch pata nahi chala.
Magar jab bhabhi wo roti rakhne ke liye zhuk gayi...
Ufff.. Tab jakar birju ko kuch baat samajh aa gayi.
Usne blouse ke badale gale me lataka ek peela kapada dekha, jiske ird-gird bhabhi ke boobs ki chataaye chamak rahi thi.
Ohhh...
Ab bhabhi ne roti rakh di aur jiss raftaar se wo aayi thi, usi raftaar se wapas andar chali gayi.
Chamm..cham...chamm...
Ufff...
Wo wha kuch hi second ke liye thi, par utne me waha ka poora mahol garam kar ke chali gayi.
Ohh..
Inn dono ke toh tote udd gye the.
Kalu toh kuch hadd tak bhabhi ke exhiboshnist awataar ko janata tha.
Magar Birju?
Wo bicaara naya tha.
Bhabhi kaa ye awataar dekh kar uske toh double tote udd gaye.
Iss jabardast dhakke se uski halat itni tight ho gyi thi ki, wo badi ankh wala ek tarah se putla bankar jam gya tha. Maano kisine usko 'statue' kha ho.
Jab thodi der pahle usne bhabhi ko dekha tha toh bhabhi lal blouse pahani hui thi. Magar ab uss blouse ki jagah ek apron aya tha.
Nangi bagal se toh saaf saaf pata chal rha tha ki, bhabhi ne sirf apron hi pahana huaa hai. Naaki andar kuch bhi hai.
Aur ye toh aage se najara tha.
Aage se kum se kum wo apron toh tha, par piche?
Ufff..
Piche ka nazara toh birju ki jaan hi le gaya.
Piche se bhabhi kamar ke upar puri nangi thi.
Uski poori nangi peeth dekhkar birju ye bhi samajh gaya ki andar bra tak nahi pahani hui hai.
Aur kamar se niche ek pardarshi kala kapada jisme se uske gol matol kulhe saaf saaf dikhaai pad rahe the.
Itna haseen scene dekhkar birju toh kamp utha.
Magar, abhi toh usko asali zhatka lagana baaki tha.
Last time kaale parde se chamakati bhabhi ki lal chaddi akarshan kaa kendrbindu thi.
Birju ne bade ache se wo lal panty dekh li thi.
Magar,
Ab wo lal rang gayab tha.
Ufff..
Toh iska matlab birju samajh gya tha.
Iska ehsas hote hi wo aise romanch se bhar gya, jaise koi swarg se utari Apsara uske samne nangi ho rahi hai.
Waise bhi usne itni khubsoorat aurat pahale kabhi dekhi nahi thi. Aur ab upar se bhabhi aise kapde me.
Ufff..
Wo toh hairan-pareshan pasine se latpat ho gya.
Bhabhi ko thodi der pahle jab usne lal chaddi me dekha tha, tabhi uska lund pant me tan ke khada ho gya tha. Ab toh wo chaddi bhi gayab thi.
Usne pahale socha ki, "badi ghar ki aurate shayad aise pahnaav karti hogi." Par jab bhabhi ki blouse aur chaddi gayab hui, toh wo samajh gya ki ye mamla kuch alag hai.
Par Birju utna hi sharmila bhi tha. Uski bass bolti band ho gayi aur ankhe fat gayi. Baaki wo aahe bharta andar hi andar ghutata raha.
Idhar, birju kaa ye sharmila swabhaav bhabhi ne pahale hi bhamp liya tha. Isiliye ab uske sath bhi apni jawani ka khel khelna shuru kiya tha.
Aapko toh pata hi hai ki lilly bhabhi ko aise mardon ko tadpana kitna pasand hai?
Jaise hi bhabhi ko pata chala ki dono mard uske ummid ke mutabik fit hai, aur yaha risk liya jaa sakta hai toh, usne toh had hi paar kar di.
Uske anadr ki chull use ye karne par majboor kar rahi thi ab.
Bhabhi bahar aakar kab ki andar chali gayi thi, par wo dono abhi tak putla bane hue the.
Ek bhabhi kaa husn dekh kar, toh dusara bhabhi ki daring dekh kar.
Kuch der baad Kalu ne kahi jaake birju ko hosh me laya.
Kalu- Are kaha kho gaye mere gareeb nawaj? Khaao sasura garma garam chikan...
Birju hadbadakar hosh me aa gaya aur thali me hath dalakar khaane laga. Isi chakkar me usne hath garam rasse me dala aur usko ek jabardast chatka laga.
Wo ahhh.ahhh..karte reh gaya.
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Ab dono khana khane me lag gye.
Unhone garma garam rotiya todna shuru kiya. Unn bhooke majdooron ke haton me bhabhi ki rotiya choti choti si padi. 4 tukdo me hi khatam kar diya.
Kalu phat se utha, aur rotiya lene andar aya.
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Andar aate hi wo bhabhi ke samne sar pakadkar baith gya.
Kalu- Haaye...haaye...baap re baapp......kya jalwa hai aapka..Maan gya aapko. Kya daring hai aapki. Wu sasura birju abhi tak sadme me hai. Ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi bhi muskura di.
Kalu- Muzhe toh yakin hi nahi ho rha ki aap aise awatar me hi bahar aa gyi.
Bhabhi jee, Irada kya hai?
Bhabhi fir has padi.
Kalu- Lagta hai aaj sherni ko bahot bhook lagi hai. 2, 2 shikaar kar ke hi manegi.
To be continued.....
Ufff...
Uss apron ko 2 lace thi. ek gale me bandhne ke liye, aur dusari kamar par bandhne ke liye.
Bhabhi ke mumme uss apron me aise-waise dhake hue the. Haa, par piche se wo puri nangi ho rakhi thi. Kitchen apron bass aage se cover karta hai, aur piche se 2 lace ke alawa khulla hota hai.
Uff..
Isme toh wo aur bhi katilana lag rhi thi.
Pile rang me safed foolo wali wo apron iss Apsara par kya khoob jutch rahi thi.
Bass ek dikkat thi. Tang kapade me Vishal ubhaar ki ladhaayi bade jor-soro se thi. Apron ki har side se unn Vishal boobs ki Chand jaisi adh golakar lakir zhalak rahi thi. Bhabhi ki jarasi hlchal par uss Chand lakir me jaise samundar ki lahare beh rahi thi.
Kalu ke chehare par disappointment ki lahar dekhkar bhabhi jor se hasne lagi.
Wo hate hue boli.
Bhabhi- Aapko kya laga...sab khol diya hai? Bass lal rang hata diya hai. Samjhe....ha..ha..ha..ha..
Itna bolkar wo khil khilakar hasne lagi..
Kalu bass dekhta reh tha.
Bhabhi fir se boli.
Bhabhi- Aur haa..aap jarasi bhi gustaki karne ki naa soche. Kyunki, Dabaane wali wo baat Chaati ke liye thi, uske upar ke kapade ke liye nahi thi. Toh touch bhi not allowed...samjhe...
Itna bolkar bhabhi fir se hasne lagi...
Kalu- Are iehhh kaa hai?
Apron ko dekhkar kalu ne poocha.
Bhabhi hasne lagi.
Khilkhilakar hasne par toh bhabhi aur bhi kuch khubsoorat lag rahi thi.
Jaisa upar jikr kiya, jarasi halchal se bhi yaha niche bada hadkamp mach raha tha. Yaha bhabhi toh khilkhilakar hass rahi thi.
Uski har action par unn Vishal mummon ke kinaar jaise chamakile samundar kinaare ban jaate. Jaha lahare aakar sameet jati hai.
Kalu- Agar kapade ki hi baat hai toh, humse ab kaahe ki parhej? Khol hi de ise...aur kahe toh inhe. Dekhiye kaise fadfada rhe hai ye kabutar. Aisan lag raha hai bahaar udane ko taras rahe hai.. Azad kar do inhe.
Uski ye baat sunkar bhabhi nazre gira kar apne hi boobs se sharma gayi.
Par tabhi samhalkar usne uske tod ka ek jawab de dala.
Bhabhi- Are pura khol doge toh ye 2 kabutar udd jayenge. Aur aas pass itne shikari hai ki koi fat se daboch lega.
Kalu- Ahhhhaaa...Areee..lekin wahi toh baat hai naa....Aap hi toh abhi abhi bol rahi thi, ki ye dabochne ke liye hi hote hai.!
Kalu ne bhi shatir jawab diya tha.
Bhabhi- Haa..bilkul.. ye dabochne ke liye hi hote hai. Magar ek dikkat hai...Dabochne se pahale kuch permission leni jaroori hoti hai. Dabochne se pahale hatiyaar rakhne ki jagah ka, aur daboch ke shikar karne ka license lena hota hai. Aur wo license yaha gale me kisi aur ne pahle hi pahna diya hai. Toh aapka koi chance nahi banta hai.
Uss time aap kaha gaye the? Yha wha mooh marte ghum rhe the honge? Hunn... Tabhi license pahna na chahiye tha naa! Toh fir toh ye kabutar hi kyu? Inn kabutaron ke sath unka poora jungle, fir uss jungle ki gufa, puri pahadi, dariya, uske saare zarne... Sab aapke hi hote fir.
Ufff..
Issbaar toh bhabhi ne sari hade tod di.
Kalu toh bass mooh kholkar sunta reh gaya.
Kalu- Haayee.. ahhhaaaa...
Bhabhi- Ab haayeee..aahhhh..kar ke koi fayda nahi hai.. licence kisi aur kaa hai. Toh iss shikar par toh ab bas kisi aur ka hakk hai..bhool jaao. Aur ainda bina permission ke hath lagaane ki sochna bhi mat. Samajhe..
Kalu- Are sasura....Pahle pata hota toh jaan par khelkar jeet lete aapko. Jaise soude me jeet liya hu. Hunnn....par ab kya kare? Gayi bhains paani me. Chalo man lete hai licence kisi aur ka hai, lekin ek batau?
Bhabhi- Haa
Kalu- Beijjati aur biwi me ek Samanta hai bhabhi jee..bataau kya?
Bhabhi- Ab fir se gyaan? Ufff....aap bhi naa...Par thik hai, Chale bataaye kya?
Kalu- Dono hamesha dusre ki jyada achi lagti hai...
Issbaar bhabhi bhi khulkar hass di.
Bhabhi- Aap bhi naa...ek number ke badmash ho aap..achi koshish thi..magar koi fayda nahi...samjhe...
Kalu- Chalo maan liya. Ye kisi aur ki shikar hai, par hum kaa keh rahe the bhabhi, ki puri shikaar nahi, par kum se kum bacha huaa tukda toh nasib ho?!!!! Hum jaise bhikari kaise jiye fir? Jungle kaa bhi yahi wusul hota hai. Shikaar koi karta hai, magar bacha- kucha thoda kisi aur ko naseeb hota hai. Toh, aap ko bhi thoda idhar udhar tukde dalkar garib bhooke ki madat karna chahiye...Badi achi duaa milti hai. Akhir izzat dene se hi badhati hai...
Bhabhi- Nahi nahi...aajkal izzat dene se bas pet badh jayega. Toh koi chance nahi lena chahati mai.
Kalu- Ha..ha..ha...Aapko toh sab pata hai.
Bhabhi- Ha...Pata hai muzhe..ha..ha..ha..
Toh koi chalakhi nahi. Jeye..yahi khade naa rahe..kaam ko aage badhaye...
Kalu- kam ko kaise aage badhaye bhabhi? Haayee...ab toh aur bhi jyada machal raha humra kaleja...Bhabhi, lal rang se jaan toh choot gyi meri, par koi aur hi ang pareshan karne lage hai ab. Ab iska bhi koi ilaj ho toh dekh lijiye...
Bhabhi- Are bataya hai naa...thoda lambi sans lo. Aur mere hath ki roti kha lo garam garam...thoda achaa lagega aapko. Ek toh bhook, upar se pyasse,,,aur yha ye aisi itni garmi....kisi kaa bhi tabiyat jawab de jayega...
Bhabhi tod ke jawab dekar usko Na kahane me successful ho rahi thi.
Bhabhi- Muzhe bhi ek gaana yaad aa rha hai... "sanyaan jee ka tapak, tapak ke hayye pasina nikal gya...haaye garmi...Ha..sssss...ha....hsss...."
Ye gana bolkar bhabhi jorose hasne lagi....
Kalu- Bhabhi, kya aap bhi maje le rhi ho mere iss halat ki?
Bhabhi-
Aree..baate kya karte baithe ho? Chaliye jaayiye ab. Chicken toh lekar jaayiye bahar. Wo birju bichaare kabse bahar baithe hai. Aap jaayiye, bss meri rotiya ho hi gyi.
Kalu- Yha aisa tandoori chicken laga hai, aur aap iss chicken ki baat kar rahi hai...
Bhabhi- achaa jee..toh mere khaane ki taref bass yu hi thi? Aur humne pahale hi bataya hai, ki ye kisi aur ka hai,..samjhe...toh chup chaap khana parose aap.
Kalu abhi bhi apne aap ko control me rakhe hue tha. Koi jaldbaazhi nahi ye uska mantr tha.
Waise uski koi jaroorat bhi nahi thi. Bhabhi khud- ba-khud ek ke upar ek, aise surprise dete jaa rhi thi.
Bhabhi ke 2 baar kahane par ab usne chicken ka bartan uthaya aur bahar gaya.
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Bahar aakar dono ko chicken paresone laga. Birju ki plate me bharpet dalkar bola.
Kalu- Are sathi birjuwa..Aisa khaao, jaisa kabhi naa khaya ho. Bhabhi ke hath ka khakar dekho...ungaliya chahate rahoge...toh khaao dabaakr sasura....waise humka aisa bhojan kabhi kabaar hi nasib hota hai...
Itna Sara chicken dalkar ab kalu utha aur bhaagkar wapas andar jaane laga. Uske deemag me bass yahi soch thi ki, "Issbaar bhabhi konsa surprise degi?"
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Wo kitchen darwaje tak ghusa hi tha, ki tabhi waha uski bhabhi se ek jordaar dhadak ho gyi.
Dhdammm.....
Bhabhi- Ufff..haayee...are samahlkar....dekh ke chalna chahiye naa??
Kalu uss dhadak se samhal hi raha tha.... ki, tabhi bhabhi apne aapko samhalte hue uthi. Samhalkar fir usne apna pallu sar pe le liya, aur fir apne apron ko khinchkar thik karte hue wo ekdum se kalu ko cross kar ke kitchen darwaje tak chali gayi.
Oh my hod.
Kasam se? Kya bhabhi kitchen ke bahar aa rahi thi?
Kalu ke toh hosh udd gaye jab usne dekha ki bhabhi toh isi awatar me bahar jaa rahi thi.
Uff..
Kya bawal aurat hai....
Andar lal chaddi pahankar transparent saree ek baar samajhme ata hai. Magar iss awataar me? Ufff..bina blouse aur chaddi ke? Wo bhi poori transparent saree me? Wo bhi ek anjaan adami ke samne? Ufff..ye toh kuch jyada hi ho gaya.
Kalu soch me hi pad gaya ki, 2 anjaan mardon ke samne aise awatar me aane ki daring koi aurat kaise kar sakti hai?
Ufff..
Bhabhi abhi tak kitchen se bahar nahi gayi thi. Wo darwaje tak aakar ruki hui thi. Uske hath me garma garam 2 rotiya thi.
Kalu ko laga ki, shayad bhabhi ye garma garam roti use dawaje tak dene ko aayi thi.
Magar tabhi,
Haayee....uffff....
Bhabhi toh bhabhi thi...
Ke tabhi bhabhi ne ek lambi sans bhar li aur apna ek pair kitchen ke bahar rakh diya.
Ohhhh...
Ye dekh toh Kalu ne sar hi pakad liya.
Ohh..my..hod..
Kya bhabhi sach me ye karne jaa rahi thi?
No way....
Kalu dekhta reh gaya, aur agale hi pal bhabhi garam garam roti ke hath par chatke khaate hue, uss roti ko toss karte karte poori bahar ho gayi.
Oh...my..hod..
Ab bhabhi kitchen se bahar thi. Apne sasural ke hall me. Waha samne hall ke, ek kone me wo Birju baitha tha. Waha se aage dusare kone me uska Sasur aram farma raha tha. Aur abtak Kalu bhi haratangej andaaj me bhagte hue aakar uske piche khada ho chuka tha.
Ufff...
Ab bhabhi apne sasural Hall me inn 3 mardon ke samne keval ek saree par khadi thi, jo itni transparent ho gayi thi ki uska rang bhi pahchanna mushkil ho raha tha.
Upar ab blouse ki jagah ek apron ne le li thi, jo piche se poora nanga tha aur aage se itna tang, ki uski chaaro side me bhabhi ke boobs ke ubhaar najar aa rahe the. Itna hi nahi, balki Kalu se takkar khaane ke karan uska ek side ka mumma kuch jyada hi bahar aya tha uss Apron se.
Ohhh..
Bhabhi apne hath ki garam rotiya ek hath se dusare hath me toss karte hue ek ajeeb si lajaa ke sath waha khadi thi.
Wo kitchen se bahar toh aa gayi thi, magar yaha se aage ek kadam bhi nahi badhaya jaa raha tha uss se.
Wo ekdum lajaa se jaise wahi jam gayi thi.
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Fir kuch tay karke usne apni aahe bhar li. Aur fir lambi sans chaati me bharkar wo chal padi.
Ufff...
Haa..ha...chal padi..
Maano jaise khudse keh diya ho- " Jo kaam hath me liya hai, usko poora toh karna padega."
Uske pair toh aage badh rahe the. Magar wo kisise najare nahi mila paa rahi thi. Bhabhi waise hi bina kisi se najare milaaye sarrr...sarrr..
Aage aayi.
Wo waha tak pahunch gayi jaha kalu ne chataayi lagaayi thi.
Ab tak birju ne bhabhi ko dekha nahi tha.
Ankho ke samne bhabhi ke pair aate hi ab jakar usne najar uthaayi. Warna wo abtak apne mobile me hi dekhte baitha tha.
Jaise hi usne najar uthayi..
Ufff...
Waise, pahali najar me toh usko kuch pata nahi chala.
Magar jab bhabhi wo roti rakhne ke liye zhuk gayi...
Ufff.. Tab jakar birju ko kuch baat samajh aa gayi.
Usne blouse ke badale gale me lataka ek peela kapada dekha, jiske ird-gird bhabhi ke boobs ki chataaye chamak rahi thi.
Ohhh...
Ab bhabhi ne roti rakh di aur jiss raftaar se wo aayi thi, usi raftaar se wapas andar chali gayi.
Chamm..cham...chamm...
Ufff...
Wo wha kuch hi second ke liye thi, par utne me waha ka poora mahol garam kar ke chali gayi.
Ohh..
Inn dono ke toh tote udd gye the.
Kalu toh kuch hadd tak bhabhi ke exhiboshnist awataar ko janata tha.
Magar Birju?
Wo bicaara naya tha.
Bhabhi kaa ye awataar dekh kar uske toh double tote udd gaye.
Iss jabardast dhakke se uski halat itni tight ho gyi thi ki, wo badi ankh wala ek tarah se putla bankar jam gya tha. Maano kisine usko 'statue' kha ho.
Jab thodi der pahle usne bhabhi ko dekha tha toh bhabhi lal blouse pahani hui thi. Magar ab uss blouse ki jagah ek apron aya tha.
Nangi bagal se toh saaf saaf pata chal rha tha ki, bhabhi ne sirf apron hi pahana huaa hai. Naaki andar kuch bhi hai.
Aur ye toh aage se najara tha.
Aage se kum se kum wo apron toh tha, par piche?
Ufff..
Piche ka nazara toh birju ki jaan hi le gaya.
Piche se bhabhi kamar ke upar puri nangi thi.
Uski poori nangi peeth dekhkar birju ye bhi samajh gaya ki andar bra tak nahi pahani hui hai.
Aur kamar se niche ek pardarshi kala kapada jisme se uske gol matol kulhe saaf saaf dikhaai pad rahe the.
Itna haseen scene dekhkar birju toh kamp utha.
Magar, abhi toh usko asali zhatka lagana baaki tha.
Last time kaale parde se chamakati bhabhi ki lal chaddi akarshan kaa kendrbindu thi.
Birju ne bade ache se wo lal panty dekh li thi.
Magar,
Ab wo lal rang gayab tha.
Ufff..
Toh iska matlab birju samajh gya tha.
Iska ehsas hote hi wo aise romanch se bhar gya, jaise koi swarg se utari Apsara uske samne nangi ho rahi hai.
Waise bhi usne itni khubsoorat aurat pahale kabhi dekhi nahi thi. Aur ab upar se bhabhi aise kapde me.
Ufff..
Wo toh hairan-pareshan pasine se latpat ho gya.
Bhabhi ko thodi der pahle jab usne lal chaddi me dekha tha, tabhi uska lund pant me tan ke khada ho gya tha. Ab toh wo chaddi bhi gayab thi.
Usne pahale socha ki, "badi ghar ki aurate shayad aise pahnaav karti hogi." Par jab bhabhi ki blouse aur chaddi gayab hui, toh wo samajh gya ki ye mamla kuch alag hai.
Par Birju utna hi sharmila bhi tha. Uski bass bolti band ho gayi aur ankhe fat gayi. Baaki wo aahe bharta andar hi andar ghutata raha.
Idhar, birju kaa ye sharmila swabhaav bhabhi ne pahale hi bhamp liya tha. Isiliye ab uske sath bhi apni jawani ka khel khelna shuru kiya tha.
Aapko toh pata hi hai ki lilly bhabhi ko aise mardon ko tadpana kitna pasand hai?
Jaise hi bhabhi ko pata chala ki dono mard uske ummid ke mutabik fit hai, aur yaha risk liya jaa sakta hai toh, usne toh had hi paar kar di.
Uske anadr ki chull use ye karne par majboor kar rahi thi ab.
Bhabhi bahar aakar kab ki andar chali gayi thi, par wo dono abhi tak putla bane hue the.
Ek bhabhi kaa husn dekh kar, toh dusara bhabhi ki daring dekh kar.
Kuch der baad Kalu ne kahi jaake birju ko hosh me laya.
Kalu- Are kaha kho gaye mere gareeb nawaj? Khaao sasura garma garam chikan...
Birju hadbadakar hosh me aa gaya aur thali me hath dalakar khaane laga. Isi chakkar me usne hath garam rasse me dala aur usko ek jabardast chatka laga.
Wo ahhh.ahhh..karte reh gaya.
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Ab dono khana khane me lag gye.
Unhone garma garam rotiya todna shuru kiya. Unn bhooke majdooron ke haton me bhabhi ki rotiya choti choti si padi. 4 tukdo me hi khatam kar diya.
Kalu phat se utha, aur rotiya lene andar aya.
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Andar aate hi wo bhabhi ke samne sar pakadkar baith gya.
Kalu- Haaye...haaye...baap re baapp......kya jalwa hai aapka..Maan gya aapko. Kya daring hai aapki. Wu sasura birju abhi tak sadme me hai. Ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi bhi muskura di.
Kalu- Muzhe toh yakin hi nahi ho rha ki aap aise awatar me hi bahar aa gyi.
Bhabhi jee, Irada kya hai?
Bhabhi fir has padi.
Kalu- Lagta hai aaj sherni ko bahot bhook lagi hai. 2, 2 shikaar kar ke hi manegi.
To be continued.....
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