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Part 19
Bhabhi bhagti hui ab niche aa gyi thi.
Kaisi hayaa hai,
Wo harami moota tha mooh me, aur akhir me bhabhi ko hi sorry bolna pada. Yahi hota hai Pranay Leela me.
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Thodi der me ab kalu bhi niche aya.
Bhabhi sharminda thi, guilt feel kar rahi thi, ghin khaa rahi thi, ghussa toh gajab kaa thi, magar mooh me mootne ke bawjood bhi usne kalu ko ghar se bahar nahi nikala tha.
Kalu isko ek accident prove karne me kamyaab raha tha.
Iss se toh Kalu ka confidence asama chu raha tha.
Wo toh ab tak bhabhi ke Komal hoton ke sparsh ko yaad kar ke gudguda jaa raha tha.
Waise bhabhi bhi kuch kum nahi thi. Use toh pati ki yaad aa gayi thi beech me.
Ab wo sach me tha, ki zhoot. Ye toh bhabhi hi jaane.
Waise, Ek aurat kabtak lollipop samne dekhti baithe gi? Hajaar nakharon ke baad akhir me sab auraton ko aisa karne kaa man toh hota hi hai.
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Khair,
Niche aate hi kalu bhabhi ke piche khade rehkar gaalo me hase jaa raha tha.
Yaha bhabhi uss se ankhe mila hi nahi paa rahi thi.
Ankhe toh chodo, laaj sharam se usne moodkar ekbaar bhi piche nahi dekha.
Uski sharam me aur ijafa daal rahe the kalu ke gaane.
Kalu janbujhkar ab niche aakar bhi wahi gaane gungunaa raha tha.
"Muzhko Rana jee maaf karna, galti maare se ho gayi..."
Jubaan pe laga, laga re...namak isq kaa...
Piche se bhabhi ki khubsoorati kaa swad lete lete kalu apne gaane gungunaakar bhabhi ko chidha raha tha.
Uske inn gaano se aur sharmsaar hote hue bhabhi simatkar zhepte hue aage apna kaam karne me lagi thi.
Yaad rahe, ki lal chaddi me piche se bhabhi kya kamal ki sexy lag rhi thi?
Kuch pal ke baad kalu ne khud ne hi chuppi tod di.
Kalu- Ahhh..hummmm...bhabhi, waisan agar jyada gila ho gayi hai aapki saree, toh ise utaar dijiye....humra matlab hai badalwa lijiye....
Bhabhi- Jee Nahi...rahane de..Maine ponch li..aapko fikar karne ki koi jaroorat nahi.
Kalu- Are paani nahi hai, mere chinte hai..
Bhabhi- Haa..haa..pata hai...wahi bol rahi hu ponch liya. Aur waise bhi kitchen me kaam se paseena toh hoga hi fir. Toh sabkuch khatam kar ke hi badal dalungi.
Hammmm.....
Kalu ko ye jawab bada rass aya.
Uske moot ke chiton wali saree ko aise hi pahane rakhane se bhabhi keliye kalu ke man me ek alag hi respect jaag uthi.
Kalu- Ye..shabassss...ye hui naa baat!!. Ab mehanat hai toh ganda toh hoga hi, ye aap jaante ho ye dekh kar achaa laga. Kaisan doodhwale jaisi baat ki. Wahhh....Warna baaki aurate har chiz ko chi..chi..yakkk karti ghumti hai.. Hum toh poora din tabele me bhains ke gobar aur moot me hi rahate hai..unko kya kahiyega...
Bhabhi kaa ye jawab sunkar kalu bada khush ho gaya tha.
Iss se saaf ho gaya tha ki bhabhi sachmuch wale asali ghusse me nahi hai.
Iss se kalu ka confidence aur badh gaya.
Ke, tabhi,
Bhabhi kuch lene ko zhuk gayi.
Zhukne se piche uski jawani ke aur rang nikhar kar bikhar gaye. Aisa laga jaise, uske safed kulhe toh lagbagh aarpaar faad ke bahar aa gaye. Aise ekdum se zhukne se uski gaand toh fat ke yu choudi hokar kalu ke samne fail gayi. Wahh..kya gaand thi bhabhi ki. Aur sath me bhabhi ki lal chaddi uss faili hui crack me aur bhi akarshak bankar ubhar aayi.
Ye dekh toh kalu ke mooh me phat se ek gaana aya.
Kalu- haayeeee ye lal rang...lagata hai maar hi daale gaa.
"O laal dupatte waali, tera naam to bata.."
Bhabhi ne sharm se uski taraf ekbar dekha, fir bina kuch kahe fir se kaam me lag gayi.
Kalu-
"O kaale saree waali tera naam to bata."
Kali saree, ye toh seedha bhabhi ko point kar ke bola tha kalu ne. Ye sunkar bhabhi aur sharm khaa gayi.
Bhabhi ke ye reactions dekh kalu ki daring aur badh gayi.
Kalu- "Are bataao????......naam to bata, tera naam to bata, tera naam to bata..
oye hoy, hoy hoy, oye hoy, haay haay.."
Kalu filmo ka shoukin tha. Ghadi ghadi gaane aate the usko. Apne besure awaj me kuch bhi gaa padata.
Idhar apni sexy bhabhi bhi kisi se kum nahi thi.
Usko ye itna funny laga ki wo rahkar bhi khudko rok naa paayi.. bhabhi ne turant haste hue reply de dala.
Bhabhi-
" O naam ke deewaane tu kaam to bata?"
Itna kehkar bhahhi lotpot hasne lagi.
Bhabhi ka palat jawab sunkar kalu alag nashe me chala gaya. Issbaar usne seedha bedhadak kuch bol dala.
Kalu- kam? Achaa..ruko batata hu...
"o lal chaddi wali teri gand toh dikha
o kali saree wali teri raani toh dikha "
Ufff...
Kalu ne toh uss gaane ke kapade hi utaar diye the. Wo seedha besharmi par bedhadak utar aya.
Magar,
Ye sunte hi yaha bhabhi ko bada shock laga aur ghusse se lal ho gayi.
Wo ghusse se chilla uthi.
Bhabhi- Chiiii...What the fuck...what is this????? Rubish....Chup hu matlab kuch bhi? Battamiz kahi ke......bahot hi gande ho aap. Apni had me rahiye....warna...
Tabhi,
Bhabhi ke ghusse ko majak me lete hue kalu bola.
Kalu- Ab boliye...haa..ha..ab boliye?? ab iska jawab dekhar dikhlaayiye?ha..ha...ha...ha.. aji jawab ke liye majak me kaha jee...
Wo Kya jawab deti?
Nazahre zhuka kar ghussa aur shock se dekhti rhi.
Kalu- Haar gyi? Iska jawab nahi dogi ?
Kalu majak karte hue bola.
Bhabhi- Ruke.... Jawab chahiye naa aapko..ye lijiye..mere devar Golu jee bade ache se jawab denge aapko. Bol deti hu ki, aakar 1ghanta honeko aya hai, par abhi tak plumbing kaa kaam bhi start nahi huaa hai..
Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne apna phone liya, aur Golu ko call lagaane lagi.
Kalu turant hath jodkar niche baith gaya.
Kalu- Ariii..saariii..sariii...majak kar raha tha..aap toh sach maa ghussa ho gayi.. karta hu..kaam karta hu apna..
Aisa bolkar wo pade hue apne saman ko hath me lete hue apne kaam par lag gaya.
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Uska yu darna, aur yu fatak se agyakaari ban jana bhabhi ke liye achaa tha. Wo inki rassleela me aur rangat daal raha tha. bhabhi ko kuch aisa hi pasand tha.
Kuch iss tarah se bhabhi ne uski bakwas chup karwa di aur situation ko thoda control me rakha.
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Ab wo apne kaam me lag gaya, aur yaha bhabhi khana banane me lag gyi.
Kuch pal dono me kuch baate nahi hui. Magar Kalu piche se bich bich bhabhi ki jawani dekhkar apne lund ko hath jaroor lagata.
Ab use piche se kon rokne wala tha?
Aise hi kuch wakt beet gaya.
Abtak gas par rakha chicken ubalne laga tha.
Ab bhabhi fatafat tadka dena shuru ki.
Kalu ki gustaki toh kum ho gayi thi, magar apne samne lal chaddi pahankar ghumne wali madmast jawani, uske gaane band naa kara saki.
Jor se nahi, magar mooh me hi wo gaane gungunata toh raha tha.
Har gaane me lal ranga ka hi jikr tha.
" kali topi, lal rumal"
"hont gulabi, kurta lal"
"Wo lal topi wale..."
"Ye lal rang Kab muzhe chodega."
Aage dekh kar bhabhi uske ye gaane sunkar andar hi anadr hasti jaa rahi thi.
*****
Lagbagh adha ghante me ab chikan bankar tayaar huaa.
Wahhh...
Fir bhabhi ne apne aur bhi vyanjan tayaar kiye.
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Bhabhi- Chaliye, jaldi niptao apna kaam ab, khana bankar tyaar ho gya hai..bass ye chicken rassa chakh ke namak batao.
Aisa bolte hue bhabhi ne taste ke liye usko ek katori lal rassa de diya.
Kalu ne jee kar ke wo rasse ki katori utha li.
Rassa dekh wo bola.
Kalu-- Haay..ye bhi lalelal. Lagta hai ye lal rang aaj mera picha nahi chodega.
Bhabhi- Chupchaap pi lijiye. Kashmiri mirch daali hai..isliye lal rang chadha hai..warna utna teekha nahi hai...
Kalu ne rasse ka ek sip le liya..
Slurrppp.....
Kalu- "Hummm..ahhhhhaaaa.. "
Wo aur kuch bol hi nahi paya.
Bhabhi- Sab thik hai?
Kalu- Sab thik? Are pagal ho kya? Aisa swad toh jindagi me nahi chakha. Ummmhhh..wahhh..kaa swad hai.....iue sasura toh ekdum hotel wala bana hai. Umhhhhhhaaa...
Bhabhi tareef sunkar khush hui.
Bhabhi- Thank you jee...
Kalu- Bilkul aapki tarah hi rasila par sath me utna hi teekha. Wahhh..maja aagya...ummhaaa....
Jaise hi bhabhi ne tikhi najar se dekha, usne apni baat badal li.
Kalu- Mera matlab tha bahot hi badhiya bana hai. muzhe toh pata hi nahi tha aap itna achaa khana banate ho? Wahhh..Biwi ho toh aisi ho..warna naam ki biwi toh sabki hoti hai...'Rasoi' aur 'Rajaai', dono me 1st class.....wahhh..
Bhabhi- Jee?
Kalu- Are humra matlab hai har kaam me mahir..wo sasura kahavat bolte hai aisa...Rasoi me bhi aur Rajaai me bhi.
Harami taareef kar raha tha..par lukkad tarike se.
Uski lukkad tareef ne apna kaam kar diya tha. Kyunki bhabhi bhi lukkad baat badhaane me lag gayi.
Bhabhi- Achaa..toh mai itna Teekha lagti hu aapko?
Kalu- Aisa nahi bhabhi jee. Aur sath me Rasila bhi kaha hai maine.
Bhabhi- Teekha aur Meetha? Dono eksath? Aisa khawoge toh pet pakadkar baithna padega aapko.
Bhabhi ka fir se khula mijaj dekh Kalu fir se khush ho utha.
Kalu- Are pet kya, isko bhi pakadkar baithu.
Usne ye bolte hue ek hath se apni pant par sehlaya.
Bhabhi- What?????
Ye dekhte hi bhabhi ghusse se lal ho gayi.
Magar tabhi chalakh kaalu ne bhabhi ka ghussa dekh kar wahi hath niche le jaakar popat pana uthakar dikhane laga.
Kalu- kya swad hai. iske liye apni jaan iss popat paane me daba du.
Uski iss chalakhi par bhabhi kuch aitraaz kar naa paayi.
Bhabhi- Acha..Par aapki baate lekin bahot khaari hai.
Bhabhi ye bolkar sharmakar haste hue piche mood gye.
Ye sunte hi kalu ke andar chul mach gayi.
Kalu- Bass baate ki swad bhi?
Bhabhi ye sunte hi sharma gayi.
Bhabhi- Chiii...Shut up...
Bhabhi, khud hi patthar markar uske chinte apne upar le rahi thi.
Baat ko shuru kar ke khamokha kalu par ghussa ho rahi thi.
Shayad use bhi aisi double meaning baato me bada maja aa raha tha. Magar ek sanskari bahu ki tarah chiii..ishhh..kar ke ghussa jaroor ho rahi thi.
Kalu- Nahi. Wo toh bol rhi thi ki khara nahi namkin hai?
Bhabhi- kon?
Kalu- Wahi! Aapke lal blouse me chupi aapki chuchi.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ke hath se bartan gir gaya.
Shock bhari ankho se wo chillayi.
Bhabh- Kya? How dare you? Battamiz insan kahi ke. Shut up...
Kalu- Kahe? Usne bhi toh chakha tha.
Bhabhi- Bilkul chup matlab chup. Bade hi gayegujare insaan ho aap aur sath me bade besharam..Maine pahale hi bola hai ki uske baare me koi baat nahi karna chahti. Warna ghar se bahar nikal dungi.
Bhabhi ne ghussa toh zhad liya tha, par uski iss baat se usko wo latakati boond yaad aa gayi. Wo sharmsaar hokar chup ho gayi aur piche moodkar khana banane me lag gayi.
Kalu- Sorri..sorri...Hum toh yui batiya rahe the.
Tabhi upar se Birju ne awaj di....
Birju- Kaluwa...wo kaluwa...wo lal rang ki tape kha rakhi hai?
Ye dono Birju ko toh bhool hi gaye the.
Birju ki awaj sunkar kalu chillaya.
Kalu- Haa..deta hu..... mere pass rakhi hai.
Kalu ne chillakar usko jawab diya aur apni bag me dhoondne laga.
Use wo tape mil hi nahi rahi thi.
Kalu- Are kha gayi? Idhar hi rakhi thi? Dekhe...ye bhi lal. Haayeeeaaa Ye lal rang ne toh pareshaan kar rkha hai aaj muzhe.. lagata hai jaan lekar hi manega.
Ye bolte wakt Jahir hai usne bhabhi ki chaddi ko hi q baar taada tha.
Bhabhi bhi samajh gyi. Par ghuse ki bajah gaalo me hi has di.
Akhirkar Kalu ko wo tape mil hi gyi.
Kalu ghar ke piche bahar jakar birju ko wo de aya.
Fir se wapas kitchen me aa gaya.
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Kalu- Bhabhi, huaa kaa khana?
Bhabhi- Bass ho hi gaya. 10min. Ye garam garam rotiya tayaar honi hai bass.
Kalu- Kaa baat hai..rotiya bhi hai? Tab t9h chirr fad hai bataaye rakhta hu..bhabhi jee..Ekdum badhiya...banaao...banaao...
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Ab wo fir se kaam me lag gaya. Wo thoda paseena paseena lag raha tha.
Isi douran bhabhi ne 2 baar piche moodkar kalu ko dekha.
Bhabhi- Achaa..lal color se badi dikkat ho rhi hai aapki aaj?
Kalu- Haa na bhabhi...ab kya bataye aapko? ki kitna pareshan kar raha hai ihh manhus..
Bhabhi gaalo me hasne lagi.
Kalu- Apse darkhwast hai meri jaan baksh do bhabhi...Iss se acha toh wo kala kapda fir se laao..chalega....
Bhabhi sehma gayi..
Bhabhi- Matlab? Konse kaale kapde ki baat kar rhe ho?
Kalu- Kauch nahi..kuch nahi, jaane do. Mai bhi kuch bhi bolta rahata hu...meri baate hi aisi khaari hoti hai..
Kalu hass pada toh Bhabhi chup rahi.
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Fir thodi der baad..
Bhabhi- Chaliye..ab sab tayaar hai..bass garma garam rotiya senkani baaki hai. Unn chat par baithe Birju jee ko ab bula sakte ho. Hayyee, unko toh hum bhool hi gye hai.
Kalu- Are haa naa.. yahi toh lal rang ki dikkat hai..
Bhabhi- Uff..hooo...fir se lal? Aap bhi naa...Jayiye..use bulaayiye...
Apna kaam wahi rakh ke kalu birju ko awaj dene bahar gaya.
Thodi der me wo dono hath pair dho kar andar aa gaye.
Bhabhi ne unko bahar hall me baithne bola.
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Bahar hall me dining table hone ke bawjood Kalu ne kone me niche jameen par chatai daal di.
Dono ghataghat paani peete chataai par baith gaye. Dono majdooron ko karhaane wali bhook lagi thi.
Bhabhi- Kalu jee...jara andar aayiye....
Bhabhi ne awaj di.
Kalu- Jee...
Bhabhi- Aap waha mehmaan ki tarah jaakar kyu baithe ho? parosne me hath batore, mai rotiya senk rahi hu.
Kalu- Wahhh..dekhiye...aap kitni achi hai..ek hi pal me muzhe gharwala bana diya aapne.
Kalu hasne laga.
Bhabhi- Ab baate band kariye, aur madad kariye.
Ab kalu Thali lagaane je liye bhabhi ki help karne laga.
Kalu- Aapke sasur ke liye bhi thali lagana hai kaa?
Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..bass tum dono ke liye. Unka thoda alag khana hota hai..Mai baad me laga lungi unke liye...
Bhabhi ka sasur wahi hall ke ek kone me chair par chashma lagaaye abhi tak so raha tha.
Unke samne brju seedha baithkar takmak idhar udhar dekh raha tha.
Usne toh ekbaar gardan hilakar unko Pranam bhi kar liya tha. Use kya pata tha ki wo chashme ke piche so rahe hai?
Birju ekdum sidha sadha aur bada hi sharmila insaan tha, apne Kam se kam rakhne wala.
Tabhi,
Kalu andar se 2 plates lekar aya. Birju ke samne rakh kar wo wapas andar aya.
Ab baari baari baaki sara saman bahar le jaane laga. Namak tha, pyaaj tha, nimbu tha, pani tha.
Ab usne dono ke liye thali lagaya. Wo thali laga hi raha tha ki tabhi khud bhabhi 2 glass lekar bahar ayi.
Oh my hod.
Wo jaise thi waise hi. Matlab kalu ke samne jiss avatar me thi waise hi bahar aa gayi thi. Kalu toh ye bhool hi gaya tha.
Wo bheegi hui si kali saree aur saree ke andar sabkuch dikhnewala nazara. Wo clear dikhai pad rhi puri gori tange, aur pahani hui lal chaddi.
Usne pallu bhi kamar me hi dabaya huaa tha.
Upar blouse ke 3 buttons waise hi khule hue the. Ek toh wo mothe size ke bhabhi ke boobs aur ab toh aur risk badh gayi, kyunki itne bade gubbare ho toh chalne se uske gulabi nipple kabhi bhi bahar aa sakte the, jaise bartan dhote wakt ho rahe the.
Uffff.....
Itni risk lekar bhabhi bedhadak kitchen ke bahar aayi thi. Sath me uski wo kamsin naabhi aur kamar, hall ke ujale me aur kahar daal gaye.
Jaise hi birju ki nazar bhabhi par padi, Wo toh sunn dekhta reh gaya. Uske toh tote udd gaye. Uski ankhe aur mooh dono ek sath khul pade. Usne aisa husn pahle kabhi nahi dekha tha. Hakikat me chodo, sapne me bhi nahi dekh tha.
Wo bada hi sharmile mijaj ka tha. Subah se bhabhi se nazare bachaaye hue tha. Par iss nazaare ke samne uske andar ke mard ne jawab de dala. Use samajh hi nahi aa rha tha, ki bhabhi ko kaise dekhe? Wo nazare niche rakhne ki koshish kar raha tha par ab use raha nahi gaya. Ab aisa nazara kon marad chodega?
Usne towel se mooh pochne ke bahaane chori chupke upar nazar uthakar fatafat yaha aha ghuma li, aur ab iss najare ko apni anko me kaid karne laga. Jitna ho sake utna.
Issdafa kuch der wo waise hi ankhe faad faad ke dekhte raha. Uski sanse jaise fool gayi thi.
Tabhi kalu ne bich me khaskar birju ko hosh me laya.
Yaha Kalu khud shock me tha. Use laga nahi tha ki kabhi bhabhi aise awtar me birju ke samne aayegi?
Wo dono chori chori husn ko tadate rahe.
Bhabhi ne samne aake wo glass rakh diye.
Bhabhi- Are...aap aap log niche kyu baithe hai? Waha dinning table pe baitho!
Kalu- Are nahi bhabhi jee. Huka niche baithane ki hi aadat hai..yahi thik hai hum.
Bhabhi- Acha thik hai.. aap yahi comfortable ho toh yahi sahi...waise ye glass me paani piyo.
Itna bolkar bhabhi piche moodi aur apni gand hilate andar chal di. Wo dono matak matak dekhate reh gaye bass. Kyunki piche se toh najara aur lajawab tha.
Ufff..
Uski poori kamsin tange, upar uske chutad kaa saaf saa dikhaayi dene wala gora rang, jo ki dhadak dhadak matakate jaa rahe the. Jaise paani se bhare 2 matake. Aur uske bich fasi lal dori jaisi uski chaddi....
Ufff...
Kayamat thi!!!
Bhabhi ne dono ki ektarah se bolti band kar di thi.
Ufff..
Bhabhi ke andar jaate hi kalu utha, aur phat se andar kitchen me aya..
Kalu- Haaye bhagwan. bhabhi ye kya kar rhi ho?
Bhabhi- Kyu? Kya huaa?
Kalu- Meri jaan toh le li, uss bichare ki bhi lene ka plan hai kya? Wo tahara seedha sadha..itna seh nahi payega. yahi mar jayega. Hum dono ko hi lash uthani padegi..
Bhabhi- kyu? Kya huaa?
Bhabhi ne haste hue poocha.
Kalu- re bhagwannn....Muzhe kabhi laga nahi tha aap aisi hi bahar aa jaoge.
Bhabhi- Aise matlab? Nahi to aur kaise? Achaa...aap bheegi hui saree ko lekar bol rahe hai? Wo toh maine socha birju jii aapke pehchaan ke hi hai, toh ab itne se ke liye kon saree change karte baithe? Baad me hi change kar lungi.
Kalu hairaani se sar pe hath patkaate bola..
Kalu- Haa. Ha....wahi..wahi...
Bhabhi- Waise wo aapke pehchaan ka hi hai naa? Birju bharose Layak toh hai naa?
Kalu- Wo toh hai, uska kuch nahi. par mera ab kuch kaha nahi jaa sakta. Yaha mai bharose ke layak nahi raha ab. Aisa lag raha hai mai koi saand hu, aur koi lal kapda lekar muzhko lalcha raha hai. Aur iss saand ko chounoti de rha hai. Sasuraa...ye lal toh ab aur bindhast fhum raha hai idhar udhar..ab toh ankho me pura lal..lal..hi dikh rha..bhabhi kuch dawai kar hi dijiye naa..
Bhabhi- Achaa.. toh jyada socho mat aur jyada waha dekho mat. Jao aur baitho, aur mere hath ki garam garam rotiya khaa lo. Thoda acha lagega. Yahi dawai hai aapke liye.
Bhabhi haste hue uske maje le rahi thi.
Bhabhi- Aur jaate ye rassa bhi le jaao bahar. Aur baki chicken, chawal bhi ek ek kar ke sab bahar rakhiye.
Kalu ne haste hue chicken ke rasse ka bartan uthaya aur bahar le gya...
Wo rakhakar kalu baaki le jaane wapas andar aya.
Andar aakar dusra bartan uthane laga. Tabhi usne dekha ki, wahi bajume koi ek lal kapda farsh par pada hai. Use laga koi bartan uthane ka kapada pada hai. Toh usne pair se hi usko thoda door dhakela aur dusra bartan uthane laga.
Ek minute..jara ruko..wo tha kya?
Kalu ke jahan ne uss se pooch liya.
Oh..my..hod..
Kalu ne deemaag doudaya...
Usko kisi chiz ka andaza huaa aur wo zhuki hui position me hi lock ho gaya.
Ufff...
Usko aisa kya pata cala jo wahi lock ho gaya?
Wo Kya tha?
Ohhh..my..hod..
Uske lath marne se wo kapada palat kar fail gaya tha.
Uff..
Use dekhte hi kalu ka pura badan tharthara utha tha, aur uski ankhe fati ki fati reh gyi thi.
Hmmmm...
Wo lal koi sadharan kapada nahi tha.
Balki ek lal chaddi thi...
Ha..ha..ek lal panty....
Ohhhhh..
Kasam se..Bhabhi ki panty...
To be continued......
Bhabhi bhagti hui ab niche aa gyi thi.
Kaisi hayaa hai,
Wo harami moota tha mooh me, aur akhir me bhabhi ko hi sorry bolna pada. Yahi hota hai Pranay Leela me.
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Thodi der me ab kalu bhi niche aya.
Bhabhi sharminda thi, guilt feel kar rahi thi, ghin khaa rahi thi, ghussa toh gajab kaa thi, magar mooh me mootne ke bawjood bhi usne kalu ko ghar se bahar nahi nikala tha.
Kalu isko ek accident prove karne me kamyaab raha tha.
Iss se toh Kalu ka confidence asama chu raha tha.
Wo toh ab tak bhabhi ke Komal hoton ke sparsh ko yaad kar ke gudguda jaa raha tha.
Waise bhabhi bhi kuch kum nahi thi. Use toh pati ki yaad aa gayi thi beech me.
Ab wo sach me tha, ki zhoot. Ye toh bhabhi hi jaane.
Waise, Ek aurat kabtak lollipop samne dekhti baithe gi? Hajaar nakharon ke baad akhir me sab auraton ko aisa karne kaa man toh hota hi hai.
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Khair,
Niche aate hi kalu bhabhi ke piche khade rehkar gaalo me hase jaa raha tha.
Yaha bhabhi uss se ankhe mila hi nahi paa rahi thi.
Ankhe toh chodo, laaj sharam se usne moodkar ekbaar bhi piche nahi dekha.
Uski sharam me aur ijafa daal rahe the kalu ke gaane.
Kalu janbujhkar ab niche aakar bhi wahi gaane gungunaa raha tha.
"Muzhko Rana jee maaf karna, galti maare se ho gayi..."
Jubaan pe laga, laga re...namak isq kaa...
Piche se bhabhi ki khubsoorati kaa swad lete lete kalu apne gaane gungunaakar bhabhi ko chidha raha tha.
Uske inn gaano se aur sharmsaar hote hue bhabhi simatkar zhepte hue aage apna kaam karne me lagi thi.
Yaad rahe, ki lal chaddi me piche se bhabhi kya kamal ki sexy lag rhi thi?
Kuch pal ke baad kalu ne khud ne hi chuppi tod di.
Kalu- Ahhh..hummmm...bhabhi, waisan agar jyada gila ho gayi hai aapki saree, toh ise utaar dijiye....humra matlab hai badalwa lijiye....
Bhabhi- Jee Nahi...rahane de..Maine ponch li..aapko fikar karne ki koi jaroorat nahi.
Kalu- Are paani nahi hai, mere chinte hai..
Bhabhi- Haa..haa..pata hai...wahi bol rahi hu ponch liya. Aur waise bhi kitchen me kaam se paseena toh hoga hi fir. Toh sabkuch khatam kar ke hi badal dalungi.
Hammmm.....
Kalu ko ye jawab bada rass aya.
Uske moot ke chiton wali saree ko aise hi pahane rakhane se bhabhi keliye kalu ke man me ek alag hi respect jaag uthi.
Kalu- Ye..shabassss...ye hui naa baat!!. Ab mehanat hai toh ganda toh hoga hi, ye aap jaante ho ye dekh kar achaa laga. Kaisan doodhwale jaisi baat ki. Wahhh....Warna baaki aurate har chiz ko chi..chi..yakkk karti ghumti hai.. Hum toh poora din tabele me bhains ke gobar aur moot me hi rahate hai..unko kya kahiyega...
Bhabhi kaa ye jawab sunkar kalu bada khush ho gaya tha.
Iss se saaf ho gaya tha ki bhabhi sachmuch wale asali ghusse me nahi hai.
Iss se kalu ka confidence aur badh gaya.
Ke, tabhi,
Bhabhi kuch lene ko zhuk gayi.
Zhukne se piche uski jawani ke aur rang nikhar kar bikhar gaye. Aisa laga jaise, uske safed kulhe toh lagbagh aarpaar faad ke bahar aa gaye. Aise ekdum se zhukne se uski gaand toh fat ke yu choudi hokar kalu ke samne fail gayi. Wahh..kya gaand thi bhabhi ki. Aur sath me bhabhi ki lal chaddi uss faili hui crack me aur bhi akarshak bankar ubhar aayi.
Ye dekh toh kalu ke mooh me phat se ek gaana aya.
Kalu- haayeeee ye lal rang...lagata hai maar hi daale gaa.
"O laal dupatte waali, tera naam to bata.."
Bhabhi ne sharm se uski taraf ekbar dekha, fir bina kuch kahe fir se kaam me lag gayi.
Kalu-
"O kaale saree waali tera naam to bata."
Kali saree, ye toh seedha bhabhi ko point kar ke bola tha kalu ne. Ye sunkar bhabhi aur sharm khaa gayi.
Bhabhi ke ye reactions dekh kalu ki daring aur badh gayi.
Kalu- "Are bataao????......naam to bata, tera naam to bata, tera naam to bata..
oye hoy, hoy hoy, oye hoy, haay haay.."
Kalu filmo ka shoukin tha. Ghadi ghadi gaane aate the usko. Apne besure awaj me kuch bhi gaa padata.
Idhar apni sexy bhabhi bhi kisi se kum nahi thi.
Usko ye itna funny laga ki wo rahkar bhi khudko rok naa paayi.. bhabhi ne turant haste hue reply de dala.
Bhabhi-
" O naam ke deewaane tu kaam to bata?"
Itna kehkar bhahhi lotpot hasne lagi.
Bhabhi ka palat jawab sunkar kalu alag nashe me chala gaya. Issbaar usne seedha bedhadak kuch bol dala.
Kalu- kam? Achaa..ruko batata hu...
"o lal chaddi wali teri gand toh dikha
o kali saree wali teri raani toh dikha "
Ufff...
Kalu ne toh uss gaane ke kapade hi utaar diye the. Wo seedha besharmi par bedhadak utar aya.
Magar,
Ye sunte hi yaha bhabhi ko bada shock laga aur ghusse se lal ho gayi.
Wo ghusse se chilla uthi.
Bhabhi- Chiiii...What the fuck...what is this????? Rubish....Chup hu matlab kuch bhi? Battamiz kahi ke......bahot hi gande ho aap. Apni had me rahiye....warna...
Tabhi,
Bhabhi ke ghusse ko majak me lete hue kalu bola.
Kalu- Ab boliye...haa..ha..ab boliye?? ab iska jawab dekhar dikhlaayiye?ha..ha...ha...ha.. aji jawab ke liye majak me kaha jee...
Wo Kya jawab deti?
Nazahre zhuka kar ghussa aur shock se dekhti rhi.
Kalu- Haar gyi? Iska jawab nahi dogi ?
Kalu majak karte hue bola.
Bhabhi- Ruke.... Jawab chahiye naa aapko..ye lijiye..mere devar Golu jee bade ache se jawab denge aapko. Bol deti hu ki, aakar 1ghanta honeko aya hai, par abhi tak plumbing kaa kaam bhi start nahi huaa hai..
Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne apna phone liya, aur Golu ko call lagaane lagi.
Kalu turant hath jodkar niche baith gaya.
Kalu- Ariii..saariii..sariii...majak kar raha tha..aap toh sach maa ghussa ho gayi.. karta hu..kaam karta hu apna..
Aisa bolkar wo pade hue apne saman ko hath me lete hue apne kaam par lag gaya.
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Uska yu darna, aur yu fatak se agyakaari ban jana bhabhi ke liye achaa tha. Wo inki rassleela me aur rangat daal raha tha. bhabhi ko kuch aisa hi pasand tha.
Kuch iss tarah se bhabhi ne uski bakwas chup karwa di aur situation ko thoda control me rakha.
*********
Ab wo apne kaam me lag gaya, aur yaha bhabhi khana banane me lag gyi.
Kuch pal dono me kuch baate nahi hui. Magar Kalu piche se bich bich bhabhi ki jawani dekhkar apne lund ko hath jaroor lagata.
Ab use piche se kon rokne wala tha?
Aise hi kuch wakt beet gaya.
Abtak gas par rakha chicken ubalne laga tha.
Ab bhabhi fatafat tadka dena shuru ki.
Kalu ki gustaki toh kum ho gayi thi, magar apne samne lal chaddi pahankar ghumne wali madmast jawani, uske gaane band naa kara saki.
Jor se nahi, magar mooh me hi wo gaane gungunata toh raha tha.
Har gaane me lal ranga ka hi jikr tha.
" kali topi, lal rumal"
"hont gulabi, kurta lal"
"Wo lal topi wale..."
"Ye lal rang Kab muzhe chodega."
Aage dekh kar bhabhi uske ye gaane sunkar andar hi anadr hasti jaa rahi thi.
*****
Lagbagh adha ghante me ab chikan bankar tayaar huaa.
Wahhh...
Fir bhabhi ne apne aur bhi vyanjan tayaar kiye.
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Bhabhi- Chaliye, jaldi niptao apna kaam ab, khana bankar tyaar ho gya hai..bass ye chicken rassa chakh ke namak batao.
Aisa bolte hue bhabhi ne taste ke liye usko ek katori lal rassa de diya.
Kalu ne jee kar ke wo rasse ki katori utha li.
Rassa dekh wo bola.
Kalu-- Haay..ye bhi lalelal. Lagta hai ye lal rang aaj mera picha nahi chodega.
Bhabhi- Chupchaap pi lijiye. Kashmiri mirch daali hai..isliye lal rang chadha hai..warna utna teekha nahi hai...
Kalu ne rasse ka ek sip le liya..
Slurrppp.....
Kalu- "Hummm..ahhhhhaaaa.. "
Wo aur kuch bol hi nahi paya.
Bhabhi- Sab thik hai?
Kalu- Sab thik? Are pagal ho kya? Aisa swad toh jindagi me nahi chakha. Ummmhhh..wahhh..kaa swad hai.....iue sasura toh ekdum hotel wala bana hai. Umhhhhhhaaa...
Bhabhi tareef sunkar khush hui.
Bhabhi- Thank you jee...
Kalu- Bilkul aapki tarah hi rasila par sath me utna hi teekha. Wahhh..maja aagya...ummhaaa....
Jaise hi bhabhi ne tikhi najar se dekha, usne apni baat badal li.
Kalu- Mera matlab tha bahot hi badhiya bana hai. muzhe toh pata hi nahi tha aap itna achaa khana banate ho? Wahhh..Biwi ho toh aisi ho..warna naam ki biwi toh sabki hoti hai...'Rasoi' aur 'Rajaai', dono me 1st class.....wahhh..
Bhabhi- Jee?
Kalu- Are humra matlab hai har kaam me mahir..wo sasura kahavat bolte hai aisa...Rasoi me bhi aur Rajaai me bhi.
Harami taareef kar raha tha..par lukkad tarike se.
Uski lukkad tareef ne apna kaam kar diya tha. Kyunki bhabhi bhi lukkad baat badhaane me lag gayi.
Bhabhi- Achaa..toh mai itna Teekha lagti hu aapko?
Kalu- Aisa nahi bhabhi jee. Aur sath me Rasila bhi kaha hai maine.
Bhabhi- Teekha aur Meetha? Dono eksath? Aisa khawoge toh pet pakadkar baithna padega aapko.
Bhabhi ka fir se khula mijaj dekh Kalu fir se khush ho utha.
Kalu- Are pet kya, isko bhi pakadkar baithu.
Usne ye bolte hue ek hath se apni pant par sehlaya.
Bhabhi- What?????
Ye dekhte hi bhabhi ghusse se lal ho gayi.
Magar tabhi chalakh kaalu ne bhabhi ka ghussa dekh kar wahi hath niche le jaakar popat pana uthakar dikhane laga.
Kalu- kya swad hai. iske liye apni jaan iss popat paane me daba du.
Uski iss chalakhi par bhabhi kuch aitraaz kar naa paayi.
Bhabhi- Acha..Par aapki baate lekin bahot khaari hai.
Bhabhi ye bolkar sharmakar haste hue piche mood gye.
Ye sunte hi kalu ke andar chul mach gayi.
Kalu- Bass baate ki swad bhi?
Bhabhi ye sunte hi sharma gayi.
Bhabhi- Chiii...Shut up...
Bhabhi, khud hi patthar markar uske chinte apne upar le rahi thi.
Baat ko shuru kar ke khamokha kalu par ghussa ho rahi thi.
Shayad use bhi aisi double meaning baato me bada maja aa raha tha. Magar ek sanskari bahu ki tarah chiii..ishhh..kar ke ghussa jaroor ho rahi thi.
Kalu- Nahi. Wo toh bol rhi thi ki khara nahi namkin hai?
Bhabhi- kon?
Kalu- Wahi! Aapke lal blouse me chupi aapki chuchi.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ke hath se bartan gir gaya.
Shock bhari ankho se wo chillayi.
Bhabh- Kya? How dare you? Battamiz insan kahi ke. Shut up...
Kalu- Kahe? Usne bhi toh chakha tha.
Bhabhi- Bilkul chup matlab chup. Bade hi gayegujare insaan ho aap aur sath me bade besharam..Maine pahale hi bola hai ki uske baare me koi baat nahi karna chahti. Warna ghar se bahar nikal dungi.
Bhabhi ne ghussa toh zhad liya tha, par uski iss baat se usko wo latakati boond yaad aa gayi. Wo sharmsaar hokar chup ho gayi aur piche moodkar khana banane me lag gayi.
Kalu- Sorri..sorri...Hum toh yui batiya rahe the.
Tabhi upar se Birju ne awaj di....
Birju- Kaluwa...wo kaluwa...wo lal rang ki tape kha rakhi hai?
Ye dono Birju ko toh bhool hi gaye the.
Birju ki awaj sunkar kalu chillaya.
Kalu- Haa..deta hu..... mere pass rakhi hai.
Kalu ne chillakar usko jawab diya aur apni bag me dhoondne laga.
Use wo tape mil hi nahi rahi thi.
Kalu- Are kha gayi? Idhar hi rakhi thi? Dekhe...ye bhi lal. Haayeeeaaa Ye lal rang ne toh pareshaan kar rkha hai aaj muzhe.. lagata hai jaan lekar hi manega.
Ye bolte wakt Jahir hai usne bhabhi ki chaddi ko hi q baar taada tha.
Bhabhi bhi samajh gyi. Par ghuse ki bajah gaalo me hi has di.
Akhirkar Kalu ko wo tape mil hi gyi.
Kalu ghar ke piche bahar jakar birju ko wo de aya.
Fir se wapas kitchen me aa gaya.
*******
Kalu- Bhabhi, huaa kaa khana?
Bhabhi- Bass ho hi gaya. 10min. Ye garam garam rotiya tayaar honi hai bass.
Kalu- Kaa baat hai..rotiya bhi hai? Tab t9h chirr fad hai bataaye rakhta hu..bhabhi jee..Ekdum badhiya...banaao...banaao...
*******
Ab wo fir se kaam me lag gaya. Wo thoda paseena paseena lag raha tha.
Isi douran bhabhi ne 2 baar piche moodkar kalu ko dekha.
Bhabhi- Achaa..lal color se badi dikkat ho rhi hai aapki aaj?
Kalu- Haa na bhabhi...ab kya bataye aapko? ki kitna pareshan kar raha hai ihh manhus..
Bhabhi gaalo me hasne lagi.
Kalu- Apse darkhwast hai meri jaan baksh do bhabhi...Iss se acha toh wo kala kapda fir se laao..chalega....
Bhabhi sehma gayi..
Bhabhi- Matlab? Konse kaale kapde ki baat kar rhe ho?
Kalu- Kauch nahi..kuch nahi, jaane do. Mai bhi kuch bhi bolta rahata hu...meri baate hi aisi khaari hoti hai..
Kalu hass pada toh Bhabhi chup rahi.
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Fir thodi der baad..
Bhabhi- Chaliye..ab sab tayaar hai..bass garma garam rotiya senkani baaki hai. Unn chat par baithe Birju jee ko ab bula sakte ho. Hayyee, unko toh hum bhool hi gye hai.
Kalu- Are haa naa.. yahi toh lal rang ki dikkat hai..
Bhabhi- Uff..hooo...fir se lal? Aap bhi naa...Jayiye..use bulaayiye...
Apna kaam wahi rakh ke kalu birju ko awaj dene bahar gaya.
Thodi der me wo dono hath pair dho kar andar aa gaye.
Bhabhi ne unko bahar hall me baithne bola.
*****
Bahar hall me dining table hone ke bawjood Kalu ne kone me niche jameen par chatai daal di.
Dono ghataghat paani peete chataai par baith gaye. Dono majdooron ko karhaane wali bhook lagi thi.
Bhabhi- Kalu jee...jara andar aayiye....
Bhabhi ne awaj di.
Kalu- Jee...
Bhabhi- Aap waha mehmaan ki tarah jaakar kyu baithe ho? parosne me hath batore, mai rotiya senk rahi hu.
Kalu- Wahhh..dekhiye...aap kitni achi hai..ek hi pal me muzhe gharwala bana diya aapne.
Kalu hasne laga.
Bhabhi- Ab baate band kariye, aur madad kariye.
Ab kalu Thali lagaane je liye bhabhi ki help karne laga.
Kalu- Aapke sasur ke liye bhi thali lagana hai kaa?
Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..bass tum dono ke liye. Unka thoda alag khana hota hai..Mai baad me laga lungi unke liye...
Bhabhi ka sasur wahi hall ke ek kone me chair par chashma lagaaye abhi tak so raha tha.
Unke samne brju seedha baithkar takmak idhar udhar dekh raha tha.
Usne toh ekbaar gardan hilakar unko Pranam bhi kar liya tha. Use kya pata tha ki wo chashme ke piche so rahe hai?
Birju ekdum sidha sadha aur bada hi sharmila insaan tha, apne Kam se kam rakhne wala.
Tabhi,
Kalu andar se 2 plates lekar aya. Birju ke samne rakh kar wo wapas andar aya.
Ab baari baari baaki sara saman bahar le jaane laga. Namak tha, pyaaj tha, nimbu tha, pani tha.
Ab usne dono ke liye thali lagaya. Wo thali laga hi raha tha ki tabhi khud bhabhi 2 glass lekar bahar ayi.
Oh my hod.
Wo jaise thi waise hi. Matlab kalu ke samne jiss avatar me thi waise hi bahar aa gayi thi. Kalu toh ye bhool hi gaya tha.
Wo bheegi hui si kali saree aur saree ke andar sabkuch dikhnewala nazara. Wo clear dikhai pad rhi puri gori tange, aur pahani hui lal chaddi.
Usne pallu bhi kamar me hi dabaya huaa tha.
Upar blouse ke 3 buttons waise hi khule hue the. Ek toh wo mothe size ke bhabhi ke boobs aur ab toh aur risk badh gayi, kyunki itne bade gubbare ho toh chalne se uske gulabi nipple kabhi bhi bahar aa sakte the, jaise bartan dhote wakt ho rahe the.
Uffff.....
Itni risk lekar bhabhi bedhadak kitchen ke bahar aayi thi. Sath me uski wo kamsin naabhi aur kamar, hall ke ujale me aur kahar daal gaye.
Jaise hi birju ki nazar bhabhi par padi, Wo toh sunn dekhta reh gaya. Uske toh tote udd gaye. Uski ankhe aur mooh dono ek sath khul pade. Usne aisa husn pahle kabhi nahi dekha tha. Hakikat me chodo, sapne me bhi nahi dekh tha.
Wo bada hi sharmile mijaj ka tha. Subah se bhabhi se nazare bachaaye hue tha. Par iss nazaare ke samne uske andar ke mard ne jawab de dala. Use samajh hi nahi aa rha tha, ki bhabhi ko kaise dekhe? Wo nazare niche rakhne ki koshish kar raha tha par ab use raha nahi gaya. Ab aisa nazara kon marad chodega?
Usne towel se mooh pochne ke bahaane chori chupke upar nazar uthakar fatafat yaha aha ghuma li, aur ab iss najare ko apni anko me kaid karne laga. Jitna ho sake utna.
Issdafa kuch der wo waise hi ankhe faad faad ke dekhte raha. Uski sanse jaise fool gayi thi.
Tabhi kalu ne bich me khaskar birju ko hosh me laya.
Yaha Kalu khud shock me tha. Use laga nahi tha ki kabhi bhabhi aise awtar me birju ke samne aayegi?
Wo dono chori chori husn ko tadate rahe.
Bhabhi ne samne aake wo glass rakh diye.
Bhabhi- Are...aap aap log niche kyu baithe hai? Waha dinning table pe baitho!
Kalu- Are nahi bhabhi jee. Huka niche baithane ki hi aadat hai..yahi thik hai hum.
Bhabhi- Acha thik hai.. aap yahi comfortable ho toh yahi sahi...waise ye glass me paani piyo.
Itna bolkar bhabhi piche moodi aur apni gand hilate andar chal di. Wo dono matak matak dekhate reh gaye bass. Kyunki piche se toh najara aur lajawab tha.
Ufff..
Uski poori kamsin tange, upar uske chutad kaa saaf saa dikhaayi dene wala gora rang, jo ki dhadak dhadak matakate jaa rahe the. Jaise paani se bhare 2 matake. Aur uske bich fasi lal dori jaisi uski chaddi....
Ufff...
Kayamat thi!!!
Bhabhi ne dono ki ektarah se bolti band kar di thi.
Ufff..
Bhabhi ke andar jaate hi kalu utha, aur phat se andar kitchen me aya..
Kalu- Haaye bhagwan. bhabhi ye kya kar rhi ho?
Bhabhi- Kyu? Kya huaa?
Kalu- Meri jaan toh le li, uss bichare ki bhi lene ka plan hai kya? Wo tahara seedha sadha..itna seh nahi payega. yahi mar jayega. Hum dono ko hi lash uthani padegi..
Bhabhi- kyu? Kya huaa?
Bhabhi ne haste hue poocha.
Kalu- re bhagwannn....Muzhe kabhi laga nahi tha aap aisi hi bahar aa jaoge.
Bhabhi- Aise matlab? Nahi to aur kaise? Achaa...aap bheegi hui saree ko lekar bol rahe hai? Wo toh maine socha birju jii aapke pehchaan ke hi hai, toh ab itne se ke liye kon saree change karte baithe? Baad me hi change kar lungi.
Kalu hairaani se sar pe hath patkaate bola..
Kalu- Haa. Ha....wahi..wahi...
Bhabhi- Waise wo aapke pehchaan ka hi hai naa? Birju bharose Layak toh hai naa?
Kalu- Wo toh hai, uska kuch nahi. par mera ab kuch kaha nahi jaa sakta. Yaha mai bharose ke layak nahi raha ab. Aisa lag raha hai mai koi saand hu, aur koi lal kapda lekar muzhko lalcha raha hai. Aur iss saand ko chounoti de rha hai. Sasuraa...ye lal toh ab aur bindhast fhum raha hai idhar udhar..ab toh ankho me pura lal..lal..hi dikh rha..bhabhi kuch dawai kar hi dijiye naa..
Bhabhi- Achaa.. toh jyada socho mat aur jyada waha dekho mat. Jao aur baitho, aur mere hath ki garam garam rotiya khaa lo. Thoda acha lagega. Yahi dawai hai aapke liye.
Bhabhi haste hue uske maje le rahi thi.
Bhabhi- Aur jaate ye rassa bhi le jaao bahar. Aur baki chicken, chawal bhi ek ek kar ke sab bahar rakhiye.
Kalu ne haste hue chicken ke rasse ka bartan uthaya aur bahar le gya...
Wo rakhakar kalu baaki le jaane wapas andar aya.
Andar aakar dusra bartan uthane laga. Tabhi usne dekha ki, wahi bajume koi ek lal kapda farsh par pada hai. Use laga koi bartan uthane ka kapada pada hai. Toh usne pair se hi usko thoda door dhakela aur dusra bartan uthane laga.
Ek minute..jara ruko..wo tha kya?
Kalu ke jahan ne uss se pooch liya.
Oh..my..hod..
Kalu ne deemaag doudaya...
Usko kisi chiz ka andaza huaa aur wo zhuki hui position me hi lock ho gaya.
Ufff...
Usko aisa kya pata cala jo wahi lock ho gaya?
Wo Kya tha?
Ohhh..my..hod..
Uske lath marne se wo kapada palat kar fail gaya tha.
Uff..
Use dekhte hi kalu ka pura badan tharthara utha tha, aur uski ankhe fati ki fati reh gyi thi.
Hmmmm...
Wo lal koi sadharan kapada nahi tha.
Balki ek lal chaddi thi...
Ha..ha..ek lal panty....
Ohhhhh..
Kasam se..Bhabhi ki panty...
To be continued......
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