Mummy ke maaze jo bane hamare sazaa

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Update 14

Abhi dosto agge ki kahani renuka ki Zubani hogi
Me aakash aur uske papa ko ghar pe chod ke apni maa ke ghar ke kiye nikal gai kyu ki mere behen sobha ane vali thi rehne ke liye me aur sobha ke bich aacha rishta tha hum jab bhi milte te toh khub baate karte the aur majak masti bhi karte the me use milne ki liye baut besabar thi kyu ki me usse baut time bad milne vali thi
Me aap ko mere mummy ke goan ke bare me bata du yeh thoda purana goan hain  isme sehar jitne suvidha nahi thi thode Purana ghar the aur ghar bhi sab ek dusre se durr the aur yaha Khali bus aati thi voh bhi din me 2 baar uske baad nahi aati thi me vaha shaam vali bus se pohuch gai
Aur chalte chalte mere ghar jane lagi  tabhi raste me mene dekha ek  khet ke bich me ek jhopdi banai gai thi uske Bahar kuch bottle rakhi hui thi Khali mujhe yeh dek ke ajeeb laga ki yeh khet ke bich me jhopdi kese aa gai aur usme Khali bottle kyu rakhi hain is liye me aur nasdik jane lage tabhi mujhe kuch siski ki awasss ane lagi aur jese me pass jane lage toh awasss aur tejj hoti gai itna toh mujhe malum chal gaya tha ki andar jo koi bhi hain badi damadar chudai kar raha hain aur voh aurat bhi bade mazze se chudwa rahi thi andar voh ladka us aurat se bola
Ladka:-aahhhh mazaaaaa aaa raaahaaaa haaain tujhee behen ki lodi
Uspe voh aurat Khali hasss rahi thi fhir se ladka bola
Ladke:-tujhe chodne ke liye hi toh tere pati ko sharab pilla kar behos kar diya hain usi sharab ki bottle Bahar rakhi hain talking tujhe Pata chale ki tere yeh chut pane ke liye kitna kuch kiya hain meene
Tabhi mene dekha vaha desi aur Vidheshi dono bottle badi thi aur vaha thoda aage us aurat ka dupatta bhi tha mujhe andar dekna tha par dekna saki ki voh aurat kon thi par itna jarur tha ki uuska dupatta mere ko yaad reh gaya hain
Uske baad me chalte chalte apne ghar aa gai mere ghar thoda badha hain usme kafi sare room hain mere ghar me mere papa mummy aur bhaii bhabhi rehte hain par papa aur bhaii toh abroad shift ho gaye hain aur bhaii ke bache toh hostel me padte hain toh pura din mere ghar me meri maa Gurpreet aur bhabhi  harleen rehti hain
Me andhar gai toh dekha dono rasoi me khana bana raha the aur Shobha hall me beth ke phone chala rahi thi mujhe dek ke sab khush ho gaye aur mujhe milne aa gaye uske baad sab baate karne lage aur usme raat ho gai raat ko me aur Shobha saat me sohte hain aur hamara khamra sab se upar terrace pe hain toh vaha have bhi mast aati
Mee aur Shobha baat kar rahe the tabhi Shobha boli
S:-are renuka teri chal dhal sab Badal gaya
Mene uska bataya ki
R:-Haan job chalu kar di na
Tab voh chowk gai aur boli
S:-job aur tune yeh kab huva sali bata toh sahi
Hamare bich me saali,kutti kammini yeh sab normal bolte hain
R:-are abhi thodi time huva hain
S:-accha sahi hain vese koi yaar vaar toh nahi Pata liye na office me
Ispe me boli
R:-nahi reh me yeh sab nahi karti tujhe malum hain na
Meh yeh jhoot bol rahi thi
Is pe voh boli
S:-malum toh teru job ka bhi nahi tha  ka Pata kuch aur bhi chupaya ho
R:-nahi aur kuch nahi chupaya
Aur voh meri job ka puch ne lagi
S:-vese kesi chal rahi hain teri job
R:-achhi chal rahi hain mazaa aata hain
Us par voh boli
S:-mujhe lagta hain tu kuch bhi bol abhi bhi tu pehle jese thodi darr ke jene vali hi hain
Ispe me thoda gussa ho ke boli
R:-nahi esha nahi hain
Ispe voh boli
S:-toh theek hain me tujhe jo bolu voh tujhe karna hoga
Mene bina kuch soche samje Haan bol diya
R:-Haan me karungi
Toh voh niche gai aur thodi Der baad Pata nahi kahi se Beedi ka bundle le aai me une puch ne lagi
R:-yeh kya hain
Voh boli
S:-mene tujhe bola tha na jo me kahungi voh karna hoga chal ab tu mujhe yeh pee kar dikha
Mujhe darr lag raha tha ki me ye kese karungi kyu ki mene cigarette pee hain par Beedi nahi pee fhir bhi kese bhi karke mene himmat ki aur use hath me liya aur jala ke peena chalu kar diya
Pehle toh voh thodi meeti lagne lagi par mene jese tese kar ke use pura kar diya aur usko pura karne ke baad ek vijayy muskan se boli
R:-yeh sah chizo ke liye himmat aur gand me gooda hons chaiye jo dono mere me baut hain samji na tu
Toh voh boli
S:-accha tune yeh toh acche se kar liya ab dekte hain agge sab kese karegi
Me bhi utsuk hoki boli
R:-Haan dek lenge
Uske baad hum dono Sone chale gaye
Subhe me uthi dekha Shobha nahi thi room me voh niche thi toh me bhi ready ho ke niche aa gai tabhi mene dekha padose se log aaye the unke yaha ek birthday party thi toh uska invitation dane  me bhi jane ke liye utsuk thi kyu ki kitne time bad Me goan me koi function rakhungi
Toh function raat ko tha toh humnr din me sare kaam khatam kar diye aur raat ko function me jane ke liye ready ho gayi mene mast suit pehna tha jo mujh pe aacha lag raha tha aur Shobha ne bhi suit pehna tha hum ready hoke niche aaye toh dekha mummy aur bhabhi bhi ready the toh hum nikal gaye function ke liye function hamare pass me tha toh hum chal ke jane lage function ek bade se ground me tha uske ass pass kuch nahi tha aur us ground ke liye hamare ghar se ek short cut tha voh humne liye is raste par jyada log nahi aate the kyu ki yeh chalne ke liye bana gaya rasta tha
Hum function me pouche aur saab se milne lage aur baate karnee lage me apni mummy ke sath kuch rishtedar se mil kar unki tabiyet puch rahi thi mene dekha Shobha hamare padose me  rehne vali sirat bhabhi se hassi Khushi se baat kar rahi thi vese me apko bata du sirat bhabhi se hamari aachi banti hain inki family me yeh aur inke husband hi hain aur bache abroad chale gaye
Me aur thodi Der rishtedar se baat karne ke baad Shobha ke pass gayi toh voh akheli thi sirat bhabhi nahi dek rahe teh mene us se pucha toh voh boli
S:-are unko ek kaam aa gaya hain toh voh gayi hain
Toh me boli
R:-accha koi baat nahi
Fhir hamne thoda birthday celebration dekha cake kaatti  aur khane ke taraf jane vale the toh dekha ek se bad kar ek mithai aur khana rakha hain mithai me toh rasmalai ,gulab Jamun rakha aur khana ke menu bhi aacha tha pehle humne socha ki welcome drink peete hain uske baad khana chalu karenge tabhi Shobha boli
S:-tu ruk tere liye kuch hain mere pass
Esa bol ke voh chali gai  aur jab vapas aayi toh uske hath me do sharbat kr glass the usne mujhe ek diya aur boli
S:-dek isme thodi vodka mix ki hui hain pee le mazaa aayega
Me yeh sunke chowk gai ki voh kese yeh kar Shakti hain me use bolne lagi
R:-yeh tu kya bol rahi hain
Toh voh boli
S:-kya bol rahi hu kya kal tu hi boli thi na ki tere me himmat aur gooda jyads hain toh sabit karna aajj
Me thode sehem gai kyu ki mere baat mujh pe aa gai  aur boli
R:-voh hum akele me the par abhi sab ke samne kese hoga kisi ko Pata chal gaya toh smell aa gai toh
Toh voh boli
S:-aree kuch Pata nahi chalega kisi ko aur iski smell nahi aati tu Khali peeti reh shant ho ke vese bhi gents ka section alag hain toh koi dikkat nahi aayegi
Me us ki baat ko soch ne lagi ki uski baat me dam toh hain par darr bhi rahi thi
Fhir Shobha boli
S:-akheli tu hi nahi me bhi yeh pee rahi hu aur naa jane apne jesi kitne aur bhi hogi yaha tu tension mat le bas aaram se pee
Me uski baat sunke himaat karne lagi aur glass apne mooh ki taraf lane lagi aur jese hi mene ek ghoot piya mujhe ek alag taste aaye jese mujhe mazaa aane lagaaa uske baad toh kya hum dono Shanti se ek ek ghoott pee ne lagi me soch lagi ke yeh idea baut aacha hain function be enjoy hi jai aur app apne bhi enjoy karlo aur kisi ko Pata bhi na chale mene Shobha se pucha
R:-yeh idea tere baut mast hain vese yeh idea tujhe aaya kahase
Toh voh boli
S:-yeh mere nahi kisi aur ka idea hain aur tu yeh sab mat soch laa tere glass de aur sharbat le aati hu
Mene bhi apna glass de diye aur soch ne lagi ki abhi idea ko chod ke Khali enjoy karne pe dhyan do aur itne me Shobha ek ek glass aur le aur usko bhi humne aaram aaram se khatam kiye esha karte karte humne khul 4 glass sharbat khatam kiya jis se mujhe thoda Nasha jesa lag raha tha mene dekha Shobha ko kuch ashar nahi huva itna pee ne ke baad bhi
Fhir hum khana khane chalne lagi mene dekha mummy aur bhabhi abhi bhi rishtedar ke sath beeti thi aur shayad se uno ne vahi khana khaa liya hum khana lene jaa rahe thi ki tabhi hame sirat bhabhi mile aur voh bhi khana lene lagi hamare sath mene nashe ke chalte thoda hi khana liye tha vahi sirat aur Shobha ne mujhse jyada khana liye toh aur mithai jo mene bilkul nahi le voh toh undone ne aur jyada li hum khana khane table par bethe aur idhar udhar ki baate karte karte khane lage mene apna khana khatam kiya aur khadi hoke jane lagi toh sirat bhabhi ne rok ke boli
Sirat:-arre ruk na renuka beth hamare liye aur kya itna jaldi kar rahi hain jane ka beth
Esha keh ke uno ne mujhe betha liya aur boli
Sirat:-,dek mere aur Shobha ki plate dek hamne barabr khana liya hain aur tune dek kitna kam khana liya tha
Toh me boli
R:-bhabhi mujhe itni bhook nahi thi is liye thoda kam khana liye aur app dono ne mithai le hain jo mene nahi Lee aajj is liye  app ko esha laga
Us pe voh boli
Sirat:-toh tu kyu nahi kha rahi mithai khana mithai toh acche hain taste me
Is pe me boli
R:-bas bhabhi icha nahi thi
Voh boli
Sirat:- ese kese tu hamare mehmaan hain aur tu mithai na khai kese chalega aur itna bol ke uno ne apni dish se ras malai ki khatori mere plate me rak di aur boli yeh toh tujhe khana hi padegi
Mujhe unke itna bol ne pe ras malai khani padegi
Is liye me rass malai khana suru karne lagi jese mene usko khana chalu kiye toh ek jatka jesa laga aur halka sa Nasha badne laga mene jese tese us katori ko khatam kiya kyu ki voh khane ke baad mujhe Nasha Chad ne laga tha me usko khatam karke uth ne lagi toh Shobha ne rok diya aur boli
S:-tu unke kehne pe mithai khai toh mere kehne pe bhi khani padegi esha bol ke usne gulab Jamun mere mooh me rak diye aur mujhe mazboori me usko bhi khana pada uske baad hamne plates rakhi aur ghar jane ke liye nikal ne vale the ki Sirat bhabhi boli
Sirat:-kabhi aavo mere ghar pe mazaa aayega esha huva toh raat bhi vahi rukna
Humne Haan dekenge bol ke chalne ne lagi ghar aate time mujhe itna Nasha Chad ne laga ki mere sarr bhari ho gaya me jese tese kar ke apne aur Shobha ke room tak pauchi vaha jaate hi me bed pe aaram se leet gai Shanti se mujhe dekte huva Shobha boli
S:-nikal gai na Hawa bachu baut bol rahi thi himmat aur gooda ab kya huva un dono ka
Me boli
R:-mere liye yeh sab pehli baar tha is liye itni dikkat aai vese tujhe koi dikkat kyu nahi aaye
Voh boli
S:-meh yeh sab chize baut pehle se karti aayi hu is liye
Uske baad hum dono soo gaye