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Part 18
Garam karne ke chakkar me kalu ne kahi bahot badi chuk toh nahi kar di naa?
"Wyaakkkhhhh..chiiiiiiiiii..auvyakkkhhhh...ahhhaaa...wkhyaaa..thooooo...vyyaaaaakkkk..thoooooo"
Agale poore 2 minutes tak uss bathroom me bass wyaakkkk...thu....ki hi awaj gunjati rahi.
Bhabhi itni thoooo...thooo ...thoooo..kar di thi, puri thook khatam hokar uska mooh sukha pad gaya.
Poora manbhar whyaakkk karke akhir ghin bhare chehare se wo chilla padi.
Bhabhi- Ewwaaaakkkkkkkkk...chiiiii...what the fuckkkkk....ye kya kar diya??? Chiiii....
Fir se Whyaakkk karke ab bhabhi ne aisa ghussel chehara bana liya ki, wo dekh kalu toh dar hi gaya.
Bhabhi sach me badi ghusse me lag rahi thi.
Wo dekh kalu turant bol pada...
Kalu- Arriiiio sssura...ihhh kaa huaa gava?....reee..reeee....sorrriiii...sorriii....jee....Galti se mistake ho gayi.... jee...saariii..sariii...Maafi....mafi....mafi....Maaf kar dijiye bhabhi.
Bhabhi- shut the fuck off...galti se?..kuch bhi.
Wyaakkkk..thoooo..
Kalu- Aree sachi keh rahe hai..
Bhabhi- Kuch bhi...galto se? Mai janati hu ache se...galti se....aisa hota toh nishana seedha mere chehre par kaise? Haayeee....chiii........chehre par chodo, mooh me moot diye tum..
Kalu- kaa? Nahi..nahi..aapko zhoot lag raha hai? Ye sach me galti se hi huaa bhabhi jee. Ab aapko kaa bataaye? Ye sasrua bhi naa, akal kaa dushman. Ihhh aisa hi hota hai dekhiye, ab ye aur ek maradon wali parablem hai jee dekhiye....ye akhir ki 1-2dhaar aisan hi kabhi kabhi apne aap nikal jati hai. Poora khatam hone ke baad bhi..ye toh bass mardon ko pata hai. Ye barso poorani bimaari hai marad jaat ko. Sasura ye akhir ki boonde toh hamri underpant me hi naseeb likhi hai.
Bhabhi kuch nahi boli.
Kalu- sarrii..sarriii...bhabhi je...kaha naa mardon wali parablm hai. Ek toh humka pata nahi chala, aur kya karta aap samne hi toh baithi thi.Upar se aapne mooh khol diya tabtak.
Bhabhi- What? Kya sach me?
Haayee..Jara dekhe inhe!
Ek toh moote ho, aur ulta kos muzhe rahe ho?..Matlab isme bhi meri galti?
Bhabhi ghusse wale chehare se usko dantne lagi.
Tabhi kuch yaad aane ka expression zhalkaate hue bhabhi khudse hi bol padi.
Bhabhi-
Ufff..Lilly tu bhi naa! Ek number ki pagal hi hai tu! kya kar rahi ho ye? Unse zagda karti baithi ho? Pahle pani se dho toh lo apna mooh, fir dant lagati baithana. Tuzhe bhi jarasi bhi sharam nhi. Aur toh aur tumhara ek bahar bhi nikla hai..use andar toh daal.
Bhabhi ne khud ne apne-aapki ki hi badi ache se class le li.
Fir phat se pani lekar mooh me 10 bar kulla karne lagi. apna chehra bhi dhone lagi.
Ye karte wakt mooh aisa bana rahi thi maano kalu ke moot se hi chehara dho rahi ho.
Kalu- Haa ache se dho lijiye. Galti se hoyi gaya. janbujhkar thodi kaega mai?
Aur aapko doss nahi de rahe hai. Hum toh keh diya ki, sahi time pe aapka mooh khul reh gaya toh, koi kaa hi karega? Khair. Fir se Sariii....sarii...Akhir galti toh meri hi manani padegi. Wu sasura pata hi nahi chala. Ek toh aapke hath me tha wo. Khair....Mai apni galati maan leta hu. Please maaf kar do. Mai aapki saree dhokar de dunga.
Bhabhi- Saree dhokar doge? Aur mooh ka kya? Mooh me gya uska kya? Jo Malin ho gayi hu uska kya?
Kalu- Wo bhi dho ke dega naa...
Kalu thoda majak karte bola..
Bhabhi- Andar Dhoke doge... Bade aaye maafi mangane...sorry bolne, aapka kya jata hai? Ye sare mard aise hi sorry bolkar nikal jaate hai..
Kalu- Saare mard? Aur kon moota aapke mooh me?
Bhabhi- Whattt......Chiii.. Shut up...kya bakwas kar rahe ho aap? Mai bass udaharan bata rahi thi...Bade ghatiya ho aap...
Kalu- Saaree marad kaha toh hume laga hamari tarah aur koi moot gaya aapke mooh me...
Bhabhi- Shut up...aur ek lafj nahi...
Kalu- Ari sach me galti se nikal gaya....warna hum aapke mooh me mootne ki daring kaha karte? Ye toh khud ke pair me hathoda Marne jaisa hai...
Bhabhi- Hey bhagwan!! Chodo use....ab baar baar yahi yaad mat dilao...Mai hi pagal hu jo aapki madad karne ko aayi..
Kalu ye sunkar mishkil has pada.
Kalu- Iska matlab aapne maaf kar diya?
Bhabhi- maaf?? Maaf kare meri jooti....
Kalu- Aise kaise? Bhabhi jee maaf kar dijoye naa...Maaf na karegi toh yahi baat salti rahegi man me, aur aapke mooh me mootne ki yaad aati rahegi. Plizzz..aaf kar dijiye...
Bhabhi- Ufff...fir se wahi subject? Mai chahati hu uske baare me kuch baat naa ho..bass use bhool jaao...
Kalu- Toh boliye naa maaf kar diya humka....fir kabhi nahi chedenge ye topic....warna baar baar yahi baat aati rahegi.
Bhabhi ne mooh par pareshani ki mudra banayi.
Fir mooh tedha kar ke boli.
Bhabhi- Hhaa...its OK.
Kalu- OK matlab?
Bhabhi ne kuch jawab nahi diya...
Kalu- Iska matlab ki... aapne maaf kar diya...ye hui naa baat..waise humka pata hi tha...
Bhabhi- What? Kya pata tha aapko?
Kalu- Waise ek baat kahe?
Bhabhi- Haa?
Kalu- Uss din toh hamare hosh udd gaye. hum itna chouk gaye the jitna kabhi nahi..hame toh yakin hi nahi huaa...
Bhabhi- Are kya baat kar rahe ho? Kon se din?
Kalu- Ussi dinnn...jis din aapne humka aapni mooh me thookne bola tha...
Ye sunte hi bhabhi sharminda ho gayi aur palke niche kar li.
Kalu- Tabhi sochu, aapne toh hamari thook kha li thi..aaj moot ki ek jarasi dhaar par aap jyada ghussa naa hongi...
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne ankhe niche kar li.
Bhabhi- Shut up..Mai uske baare me kuch sunana nahi chahati.
Kalu- Aur aapne apni baat bhi rakh li.
Bhabhi- Konsi baat?
Kalu- Yaad hai hamri bhains kaa souda? soude me aapne chilla kar kaha tha ki mai aapka moot piungi. Wahhh...aaj aapne kar ke dikha diya...
Bhabhi- Shut up..ekdum Shut up..jubaan samhal ke baat kare. Maine pahale hi kaha hai ki uss din ke baare me kuch baat nahi karni muzhe. Jo mooh par aaye bolte rahate hai..koi tameej nahi, koi lihaj nahi...Wo toh bass kahane ki baate hoti hai. Toh kya sach me kar doge?
Kalu- Nahi...uss din ka soch kar hame laga...
Bhabhi- Kya laga aapko? Maine aaj sakt nai sunaai, toh kya kuch bhi karoge? Aur maine pahale hi clear kar diya hai, ki uska- jiska, kiska bhi, hamre bich jo huaa aisa kisika bhi koi jikr fir kabhi nahi. Warna kal se sab dukaan band ho jayegi tumhari.
Bhabhi ne thikthak ghusse se taakid de dali.
Kalu- Sariiii..jee...
Bhabhi- Muzhe koi baat nahi karni...naa hi aaj ki aur naa hi uss din ki..samjhe?
Kalu- Jee Samajh gaya..
Bhabhi-
Aur rahi baat uss din ki, tog mai clear kar du ki, thook wali baat alag baat hai..thook toh kiss karte samay ek duje premi ko lagakar ghulmil jaati hi hai, toh thook ki koi badi baat nahi...samjhe?
Kalu- Haa..samajh gaya...
Iss poore sambhashan me bhabhi ne pata nahi kitni baar apne mooh se thook nikaaali thi.
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Bhabhi kaa itna ghussel chehara dekh kar kalu ghabra gaya aur yaha se ab piche hatne laga.
Usne socha baat ko aur naa bdhana hi sahi hai.
Kalu- Chaliye ho gaya hamra..ab jaldi se andar daliye isko..
Usne socha bhabhi ab ghussa hai toh aur jyada masti nahi karni chahiye...
Tabhi bhabhi bol padi
Bhabhi- Aise hi?
Kalu- matlab?
Bhabhi- Dhona nahi hai kya?
Kalu- Dhonaa? kaahe?
Bhabhi- Chiii...gande kahi ke! Urine kar ke waise hi rakhte ho kya?
Kalu- Uria? Yei kaa hai?
Bhabhi- Are matlab peshab, mootna,..su su kar ke waise hi rakhate ho kya?
Kalu- Aur nahi toh kya? Fir kaa karna hota hai?
Bhabhi- Chii..aap bhi naa...gande kahi ke.. paani se dhona chahiye naa..
Kalu- Ari sasura..aisa kon karta hai?
Bhabhi- Chiii....gande kahi ke...isiliye itni badabu aa rahi thi waha...
Kalu- aapne kab dekha?
Bhabhi- Haa...ab taaj Mahal ke samne bithaya tha naa muzhe..
Bhabhi ne tont marte hue kaha..
Kalu- Ari sasura...badbu aa raha hai kya?
Usne thoda zuk kar naak se hawa lene ki koshish ki..
Bhabhi- Ab clean nahi rakhoge toh badabu toh aayegi hi naa..pata nahi roj nahate bhi ho ki nahi..
Kalu- hut sasura...roj kon nahata hai?
Bhabhi- dekha...muzhe laga hi tha...isliye tabele ki smell aati rahati hai ass pass. Saare mard aise hi gande hote hai.
Ye sunte hi Kalu aage kuch bolne ke liye mooh kholne wala hi tha, ki bhabhi hi bol padi..
Bhabhi- khabardaar...fir se kuch kaha toh..apne gande shabd mooh me hi rakhe..samjhe?
Saare mard matlab mai udaharan de rahi hu...
Bhabhi ki baat sunkar kalu haste hue wahi ruk gaya..
Par kuch bhi kahe..ab bhabhi ke chehre par pahalewala ghussa nahi tha, balki reh reh kar shararat ki lahar doud rahi thi. Kalu ne turant mehsoos kiya aur bol pada..
Kalu- Waise sare mardon ka toh pata nahi, par doodhwale aise hi karte hai.. pucho kyu?
Bhabhi- kyu?
Kalu- Unki bhainso ko namkin chara pasand hota hai..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- shut up...
Kalu- Aji sach me...
Bhabhi- Chup rahiye bilkul.
Aise hi rakhoge toh infection hokar sensitive ho jata hai..jiss se aapko problem ho sakti hai aage jakar.
Kalu bhabhi ko dekhte hue ishara karte bola.
Kalu- Achaa..yiii baat hai??? Dekhe hum sasura ko toh pata hi nahi tha ye sab. Acha huaa aapne bata diya. Aap bilkul sahi kaha. Muzhe saaf- safai rakhana hoga. Wo toh kal se kar lunga, Par ab ke liye kaa? aap hi batao ab kya kare? kaise kare?
Itna bolkar apne hath dikha kar wo hasne laga.
Bhabhi toh sun rahi thi. Par tabhi uske mooh par ekdum se pareshani bhari chamak chaa gayi. Maano jaise der se koi baat samajh aa gayi ho.
Bhabhi pachata gyi..Wo mooh banakar khudko kos padi.
Bhabhi- Ohhh....Lilly.. dekha? Jyada gyaan dene ka nateeja. Badi doctor ban rahi thi. Ab tuzhe hi handle karni padegi. Kar le inki saaf safaayi ab. Ab bhugato...
Ab bhabhi majboor thi. Uske hath bandhe the. Toh use ye karna hi tha.
Fir mooh tedha karke bhabhi ne paani bhar liya aur uske lund par dala..
Bhabhi- Idhar kriye. Ache se. Aap toh chance marne ki firaak me hi the. Ab kya kare? Iss baar dho deti hu.
Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne uske lund ko fir se muthi me pakda-
Aur andar bahar karke paani ke bahav ke sath uska lund dhone lagi.
Pura dho lene ke baad bhabhi ab ruk gyi aur idhar udhar kuch dekhene lagi. Shayad use kuch mila nahi. Toh fir ab apni saree ka pallu niche laayi. Aur apne pallu se hi uska lund ponchane lagi..
Pochate hue bol padi
Bhabhi- Aas pass ke saare kapade gande ho gaye hai aapke su su me.
Bhabhi ko apne pallu se lund ko pochta dekh kalu ka seena chouda ho gaya.
Kalu- Wahhh ..wahhh...ise kahte hai asli bhabhi..
Kalu toh khushiya hi khushiya paa rha tha.
Mooh me mootne ke baad bhi bhabhi ka ye pyaar dekh use toh gudgudi ho gayi. Uski daring ab jyada badh gyi.
Kalu- Waise apko pasand aya?
Bhabhi- Kya?
Kalu- taste?
Bhabhi- kya kaha? chiii...shut up...
Bhabhi ghussa ho gayi.
Kalu- Nahi, aise hi pooch liya..Humka toh aapki gulabi queen bahot mast lagi. Bahot mithi thi. Ab Pata nahi Kab fir milegi.
Bhabhi dekhte reh gayi. Uske ankho ke samne jaise fir se wo nazara khada huaa. Wo yaad kar ke bhabhi thoda sharma toh gyi, par uske iss gande sawal se wo badi krodhit ho gayi.
Bhabhi- Chup..Matlab chup....ek lafj nahi bolenge abhi..ek number ke gayegujare insaan ho aap..
Ye bolte wakt kalu ka lund bhabhi ke hato me hi tha. Itne ghusse me bhi wo uske lund ko apni saree se sukha rahi thi.
Kalu- Jee..maafi chahate hai..saarii..bura lag gaya toh aapko...hum bhi poora pagal hi hai...kaa hi pooch rahe hai?
Kalu ne apne aapko Kosa.
Ab pura ponch lene ke baad bhabhi ne uska lund chod diya. Wo uthne lagi.
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Par pata nahi ekdum se use kya ho gaya?
Ke,
Tabhi,
Fir se bhabhi ke chehare par wahi pareshani wali chamak dekhne mili, jo thodi der pahale dekhne mili thi.
Kuch bhool gayi thi jo ekdum se yaad aayi aisi mudra chehare par lekar wo fir niche baith gayi.
Fir se usne apna pallu kamar me dabaya aur hath upar kar ke apne ballon ko piche bandh dala.
Ohhh...
Issbaar wali pareshani kuch alag aur khass lag rahi thi.
Baal bandhkar ek lambi sans bharte hue bhabhi ne kalu ka lund fir se pakad liya.
Issbaar seedha aur badi hi sahajata se zhukte hue, jaise ye uska roj kaa duty hai, iss expression ke sath bhabhi ne apna sar aage le jaate hue seedha apne hont uske lund par tika diye.
Ohhh..my..hod..
Kalu toh dekhte reh gaya.
Wo kuch samajh paata iss se pahale bhabhi ne ab apne hont kholkar uska lund mooh me le liya.
Ufff...
Oh my hod..
Jab kalu ne ye dekha toh, wo toh khushi se aur surprise se mar mith gaya.
Ohhh..
Pata nahi ekdum se kya ho gaya? Lekin nakharel aur ghusse se bhari bhabhi ne ekdum se uska lund mooh me le liya tha.
Uff ispar yakin karna waise mushkil hi tha.
Jiss ghadi kaa intzaar kalu kar raha tha, akhirkaar wo lamha aaj uski zholi me aya tha.
Aur itna hi nahi, ab toh mooh ko failakar uski puri supari tak uske lund ko bhabhi ne apne mooh me le liya tha.
Ahhhhhhhh...
Ab toh kalu ke hosh udd gaye.
Use pahale toh apni akhon par yakin hi nahi huaa.. par supaari ke irdgird thande komal sukand hotonka sparsh hote hi use yakin ho gaya.
Uske man me turant ye baat umad gayi , "Aahhaaa...ab jaake mehanat rang lai. Akhirkaar bhabhi ne mooh me lund le hi liya."
Bhabhi yahi tak nahi ruki, balki ab apni jeebh ko harkat me laate hue uski supaari par ferane lagi.
Ohhhh...
Kalu ke poore badan me sansani doud gayi. Uski toh ankhe apne aap band ho gayi.
Ab toh bhabhi ne saari hade paar kar li..aage badhkar ab uske lund ki supaari ache se mooh me bhar li, aur uska lund ache se chusne lagi thi. Puri jeebh ko idhar udhar failkar uske lund ko saaf karne lagi. Andar se bahar ki oor, aur bahar se andar ki oor.
Slurrrppp..slurrppp...slurrppp...
Ab thook se bheego kar usko saaf kar ke uske lund par chumme barsaane lagi..
Umhhh...umhhh..uhhhh..umhhh..
Ab ye chumme lambi pappyiyon me badal gaye. Maano hont aur lund ki kissing chal rahi ho.
ummmmsmooochhh..smooochhh...
Kuch hi pal ka ye najrana kalu ko jannat tak pahuncha gaya. Wo itna kamook ho gaya tha ki yahi zad jaaye!!!
Bhabhi ne uske talent ki halki si zhalak dikha di thi. Kalu ankhe fad ke bhabhi ka ye talent dekh rha tha.
Akhir bhabhi ne lagataar aisi 6 lambi pappiya chipka di thi.
Fir ab thoda rukkar upar uski taraf ek baar dekha. Fir ankhe band kar ke akhir me apne rasile hont uske lund par rodh ke dabaaye. Aur ek bahot lambi si kiss uske supari de dali..
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa.
Kalu ke toh rongate khade ho gye.
Ohhhh...wow......
Bhabhi- hummmmmm...slrupppp....Ye lo cleaning certificate, ab ho gya...
Itna kehkar bhabhi apne aapme hasne lagi.
Kalu hairaani se bass ye sab dekhta reh gaya tha.
Tabhi bhabhi ki wo hasi ekdum se uske chehare par wahi ruk gayi. Pata nahi kya huaa, par ekdum se uske chehare ka rang hi udd gaya aur uski ankhe badi ho gayi jaise fir se ekdum se kuch yaad aya ho.
Pal me uska poora chehara laaj sharam se lal gulaabi ho gaya.
Apne kiye ka pachawata uske chehare par dikg raha tha, maano khudse keh rahi ho-" Hayee Lilly, ye tune kya kar diya?".
Usne turant uska lund chod diya. Aur fat se ek ungali dato tale chaba kar apne jism ko hosh me laya. Hosh me aate hi wo sharm se chuimui uthal- puthal ho gayi.
Wo fat se uthi aur apna mooh hi hath se dhak liya.
Itni sharminda ho gayi thi wo ki, kalu ke samne khadi hi naa reh paayi.
Wo ye laaj seh nahi paayi toh wo waha se doudkar door bhagi aur bathroom ke darwaje par zhep gayi. Dono hath mooh par rakh kar jor jor ki sanse bharne lagi.
Fir waise hi mooh dhakkar boli.
Bhabhi- Ufffff hooooo..Sorrý...Ise bilkul bhool jaayiye....
Kalu waha abhi tak shock me tha.
Use samajh hi nahi aya ki yske sath kya huaa?
Uske chehare par hajaaro sawal dikh rahe the.
Tabhi, apne kiye par safayi dete hue bhabhi khud ko justify karne lagi.
Bhabhi- Wo baat ye hai ki, darsal mera dhyan hi nahi rha thodi der ke liye! Mai apna pati hi samjh baithi....
Bhabhi apna saa mooh lekar bol padi. sharm me duba wo chehra dekhne layak hua tha. Bass khali chehara hi nahi balki uska poora badan sharm se zhul gaya darwaje ke sath.
Kalu- Are hum poora samajh gaye bhabhi. Aapko safari dene ki koi jaroorat nahi. Aapko roj apne pati ka aise hi saaf kar ke certificate dena padata hai naa?
Ye sunkar toh bhabhi aur bhi paani paani ho gayi. Uske chehare par pakade jaane ke bhaav saaf saaf dikh rahe the.
Bhabhi- Ishhhh.....
Kalu- Hum samajh gaya sabkuch...bade logon ki aisi badi baate hoti hai...ha..ha..ha...
Bhabhi- Shuuuu....shut up...
Bhabhi mooh chupati reh gayi..
Kalu- Aur waise sarri kaahe mang rahi hai? Bhala pappi lene ka kon sorri mangata hai? Ha..ha..ha.. ulta ye toh mere nasib hai jo aapke hont lage.
Bhabhi- Chup rahiye bilkul....Mai iss baare me kuch baat nahi karna chahati.
Kalu- Haa..Agar kaat leti toh kuch sarii wali baat banati...ha..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- chiii...chup rahhiye naa please..
Bhabhi sharm se jameen par lotne jaisi ho gayi thi.
Kalu- Thik hai..thik hai..hum kuch nahi kahenge..apne piya ki yaad hi aisi hoti hai...
Bhabhi ko usi halat me fir se uske pass ana pada.
Issbaar usne pant pahnakar chain lagaayi.
Bhabhi- Yaha jo bhi huaa use bhool jaaye..mai pahale hi bata deti hu..baaki poora kaam waise hi pada hai...Toh aap bhi chale jaldi...Mai bhi chali.
Aisa bolkar palke zhukakar waha se jaane lagi.
Kalu- Fikar naa kare. Mai toh kuch nahi kahunga kisise, bas ek gaana yaad aa rha hai
Aisa bolkar Kalu gungunaane laga.
Kalu-
"Chhat pe soyaa thaa bahano_ji main tanne samajh kar so gaii,,,,mujhako Rana jii maaf karanaa galatii mhaare se ho gaii...
Gupchup..gupchup...
Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Wo joro se hasne laga.
Uss harami ne Rana jee kaa naam badi jor se bola.
Ye sunkar toh bhabhi chur chur ho gayi.
Bhabhi- Aaanhhhh...shut up naa...chup rahiye naa...Mai pahale se hi badi sharminda hu.
Kalu- Ab apne pati Rana jee se jaake yahi gana bol dena bhabhi jee.
Bhabhi- Aap abhi maar khaaoge mere hath kaa. chup rahiye naa....
Aisa bolkar bhabhi waha se bhaagne lagi.
Tabhi, kalu fir se bola.
Kalu- "Juban pe laga..laga..re..namak isq ka"
Bhabhi- Ufffff....Chiiiii...Shut up...muzhe madad hi nahi karni chahiye thi aapki.
Par kalu toh hasi rokne kaa naam hi nahi le raha tha. Bhabhi badi asahaj ho uthi thi.
Issbaar wo apna mooh chupaate waha se bhaag khadi hui.
To be continued...
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Kalu ko bada maja aya? Ruko jra..abhi toh ghar ki marammad ka kaam shuru bhi nahi huaa hai. Poora din hi baaki abhi. Milte hai next chapter me.
Garam karne ke chakkar me kalu ne kahi bahot badi chuk toh nahi kar di naa?
"Wyaakkkhhhh..chiiiiiiiiii..auvyakkkhhhh...ahhhaaa...wkhyaaa..thooooo...vyyaaaaakkkk..thoooooo"
Agale poore 2 minutes tak uss bathroom me bass wyaakkkk...thu....ki hi awaj gunjati rahi.
Bhabhi itni thoooo...thooo ...thoooo..kar di thi, puri thook khatam hokar uska mooh sukha pad gaya.
Poora manbhar whyaakkk karke akhir ghin bhare chehare se wo chilla padi.
Bhabhi- Ewwaaaakkkkkkkkk...chiiiii...what the fuckkkkk....ye kya kar diya??? Chiiii....
Fir se Whyaakkk karke ab bhabhi ne aisa ghussel chehara bana liya ki, wo dekh kalu toh dar hi gaya.
Bhabhi sach me badi ghusse me lag rahi thi.
Wo dekh kalu turant bol pada...
Kalu- Arriiiio sssura...ihhh kaa huaa gava?....reee..reeee....sorrriiii...sorriii....jee....Galti se mistake ho gayi.... jee...saariii..sariii...Maafi....mafi....mafi....Maaf kar dijiye bhabhi.
Bhabhi- shut the fuck off...galti se?..kuch bhi.
Wyaakkkk..thoooo..
Kalu- Aree sachi keh rahe hai..
Bhabhi- Kuch bhi...galto se? Mai janati hu ache se...galti se....aisa hota toh nishana seedha mere chehre par kaise? Haayeee....chiii........chehre par chodo, mooh me moot diye tum..
Kalu- kaa? Nahi..nahi..aapko zhoot lag raha hai? Ye sach me galti se hi huaa bhabhi jee. Ab aapko kaa bataaye? Ye sasrua bhi naa, akal kaa dushman. Ihhh aisa hi hota hai dekhiye, ab ye aur ek maradon wali parablem hai jee dekhiye....ye akhir ki 1-2dhaar aisan hi kabhi kabhi apne aap nikal jati hai. Poora khatam hone ke baad bhi..ye toh bass mardon ko pata hai. Ye barso poorani bimaari hai marad jaat ko. Sasura ye akhir ki boonde toh hamri underpant me hi naseeb likhi hai.
Bhabhi kuch nahi boli.
Kalu- sarrii..sarriii...bhabhi je...kaha naa mardon wali parablm hai. Ek toh humka pata nahi chala, aur kya karta aap samne hi toh baithi thi.Upar se aapne mooh khol diya tabtak.
Bhabhi- What? Kya sach me?
Haayee..Jara dekhe inhe!
Ek toh moote ho, aur ulta kos muzhe rahe ho?..Matlab isme bhi meri galti?
Bhabhi ghusse wale chehare se usko dantne lagi.
Tabhi kuch yaad aane ka expression zhalkaate hue bhabhi khudse hi bol padi.
Bhabhi-
Ufff..Lilly tu bhi naa! Ek number ki pagal hi hai tu! kya kar rahi ho ye? Unse zagda karti baithi ho? Pahle pani se dho toh lo apna mooh, fir dant lagati baithana. Tuzhe bhi jarasi bhi sharam nhi. Aur toh aur tumhara ek bahar bhi nikla hai..use andar toh daal.
Bhabhi ne khud ne apne-aapki ki hi badi ache se class le li.
Fir phat se pani lekar mooh me 10 bar kulla karne lagi. apna chehra bhi dhone lagi.
Ye karte wakt mooh aisa bana rahi thi maano kalu ke moot se hi chehara dho rahi ho.
Kalu- Haa ache se dho lijiye. Galti se hoyi gaya. janbujhkar thodi kaega mai?
Aur aapko doss nahi de rahe hai. Hum toh keh diya ki, sahi time pe aapka mooh khul reh gaya toh, koi kaa hi karega? Khair. Fir se Sariii....sarii...Akhir galti toh meri hi manani padegi. Wu sasura pata hi nahi chala. Ek toh aapke hath me tha wo. Khair....Mai apni galati maan leta hu. Please maaf kar do. Mai aapki saree dhokar de dunga.
Bhabhi- Saree dhokar doge? Aur mooh ka kya? Mooh me gya uska kya? Jo Malin ho gayi hu uska kya?
Kalu- Wo bhi dho ke dega naa...
Kalu thoda majak karte bola..
Bhabhi- Andar Dhoke doge... Bade aaye maafi mangane...sorry bolne, aapka kya jata hai? Ye sare mard aise hi sorry bolkar nikal jaate hai..
Kalu- Saare mard? Aur kon moota aapke mooh me?
Bhabhi- Whattt......Chiii.. Shut up...kya bakwas kar rahe ho aap? Mai bass udaharan bata rahi thi...Bade ghatiya ho aap...
Kalu- Saaree marad kaha toh hume laga hamari tarah aur koi moot gaya aapke mooh me...
Bhabhi- Shut up...aur ek lafj nahi...
Kalu- Ari sach me galti se nikal gaya....warna hum aapke mooh me mootne ki daring kaha karte? Ye toh khud ke pair me hathoda Marne jaisa hai...
Bhabhi- Hey bhagwan!! Chodo use....ab baar baar yahi yaad mat dilao...Mai hi pagal hu jo aapki madad karne ko aayi..
Kalu ye sunkar mishkil has pada.
Kalu- Iska matlab aapne maaf kar diya?
Bhabhi- maaf?? Maaf kare meri jooti....
Kalu- Aise kaise? Bhabhi jee maaf kar dijoye naa...Maaf na karegi toh yahi baat salti rahegi man me, aur aapke mooh me mootne ki yaad aati rahegi. Plizzz..aaf kar dijiye...
Bhabhi- Ufff...fir se wahi subject? Mai chahati hu uske baare me kuch baat naa ho..bass use bhool jaao...
Kalu- Toh boliye naa maaf kar diya humka....fir kabhi nahi chedenge ye topic....warna baar baar yahi baat aati rahegi.
Bhabhi ne mooh par pareshani ki mudra banayi.
Fir mooh tedha kar ke boli.
Bhabhi- Hhaa...its OK.
Kalu- OK matlab?
Bhabhi ne kuch jawab nahi diya...
Kalu- Iska matlab ki... aapne maaf kar diya...ye hui naa baat..waise humka pata hi tha...
Bhabhi- What? Kya pata tha aapko?
Kalu- Waise ek baat kahe?
Bhabhi- Haa?
Kalu- Uss din toh hamare hosh udd gaye. hum itna chouk gaye the jitna kabhi nahi..hame toh yakin hi nahi huaa...
Bhabhi- Are kya baat kar rahe ho? Kon se din?
Kalu- Ussi dinnn...jis din aapne humka aapni mooh me thookne bola tha...
Ye sunte hi bhabhi sharminda ho gayi aur palke niche kar li.
Kalu- Tabhi sochu, aapne toh hamari thook kha li thi..aaj moot ki ek jarasi dhaar par aap jyada ghussa naa hongi...
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne ankhe niche kar li.
Bhabhi- Shut up..Mai uske baare me kuch sunana nahi chahati.
Kalu- Aur aapne apni baat bhi rakh li.
Bhabhi- Konsi baat?
Kalu- Yaad hai hamri bhains kaa souda? soude me aapne chilla kar kaha tha ki mai aapka moot piungi. Wahhh...aaj aapne kar ke dikha diya...
Bhabhi- Shut up..ekdum Shut up..jubaan samhal ke baat kare. Maine pahale hi kaha hai ki uss din ke baare me kuch baat nahi karni muzhe. Jo mooh par aaye bolte rahate hai..koi tameej nahi, koi lihaj nahi...Wo toh bass kahane ki baate hoti hai. Toh kya sach me kar doge?
Kalu- Nahi...uss din ka soch kar hame laga...
Bhabhi- Kya laga aapko? Maine aaj sakt nai sunaai, toh kya kuch bhi karoge? Aur maine pahale hi clear kar diya hai, ki uska- jiska, kiska bhi, hamre bich jo huaa aisa kisika bhi koi jikr fir kabhi nahi. Warna kal se sab dukaan band ho jayegi tumhari.
Bhabhi ne thikthak ghusse se taakid de dali.
Kalu- Sariiii..jee...
Bhabhi- Muzhe koi baat nahi karni...naa hi aaj ki aur naa hi uss din ki..samjhe?
Kalu- Jee Samajh gaya..
Bhabhi-
Aur rahi baat uss din ki, tog mai clear kar du ki, thook wali baat alag baat hai..thook toh kiss karte samay ek duje premi ko lagakar ghulmil jaati hi hai, toh thook ki koi badi baat nahi...samjhe?
Kalu- Haa..samajh gaya...
Iss poore sambhashan me bhabhi ne pata nahi kitni baar apne mooh se thook nikaaali thi.
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Bhabhi kaa itna ghussel chehara dekh kar kalu ghabra gaya aur yaha se ab piche hatne laga.
Usne socha baat ko aur naa bdhana hi sahi hai.
Kalu- Chaliye ho gaya hamra..ab jaldi se andar daliye isko..
Usne socha bhabhi ab ghussa hai toh aur jyada masti nahi karni chahiye...
Tabhi bhabhi bol padi
Bhabhi- Aise hi?
Kalu- matlab?
Bhabhi- Dhona nahi hai kya?
Kalu- Dhonaa? kaahe?
Bhabhi- Chiii...gande kahi ke! Urine kar ke waise hi rakhte ho kya?
Kalu- Uria? Yei kaa hai?
Bhabhi- Are matlab peshab, mootna,..su su kar ke waise hi rakhate ho kya?
Kalu- Aur nahi toh kya? Fir kaa karna hota hai?
Bhabhi- Chii..aap bhi naa...gande kahi ke.. paani se dhona chahiye naa..
Kalu- Ari sasura..aisa kon karta hai?
Bhabhi- Chiii....gande kahi ke...isiliye itni badabu aa rahi thi waha...
Kalu- aapne kab dekha?
Bhabhi- Haa...ab taaj Mahal ke samne bithaya tha naa muzhe..
Bhabhi ne tont marte hue kaha..
Kalu- Ari sasura...badbu aa raha hai kya?
Usne thoda zuk kar naak se hawa lene ki koshish ki..
Bhabhi- Ab clean nahi rakhoge toh badabu toh aayegi hi naa..pata nahi roj nahate bhi ho ki nahi..
Kalu- hut sasura...roj kon nahata hai?
Bhabhi- dekha...muzhe laga hi tha...isliye tabele ki smell aati rahati hai ass pass. Saare mard aise hi gande hote hai.
Ye sunte hi Kalu aage kuch bolne ke liye mooh kholne wala hi tha, ki bhabhi hi bol padi..
Bhabhi- khabardaar...fir se kuch kaha toh..apne gande shabd mooh me hi rakhe..samjhe?
Saare mard matlab mai udaharan de rahi hu...
Bhabhi ki baat sunkar kalu haste hue wahi ruk gaya..
Par kuch bhi kahe..ab bhabhi ke chehre par pahalewala ghussa nahi tha, balki reh reh kar shararat ki lahar doud rahi thi. Kalu ne turant mehsoos kiya aur bol pada..
Kalu- Waise sare mardon ka toh pata nahi, par doodhwale aise hi karte hai.. pucho kyu?
Bhabhi- kyu?
Kalu- Unki bhainso ko namkin chara pasand hota hai..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- shut up...
Kalu- Aji sach me...
Bhabhi- Chup rahiye bilkul.
Aise hi rakhoge toh infection hokar sensitive ho jata hai..jiss se aapko problem ho sakti hai aage jakar.
Kalu bhabhi ko dekhte hue ishara karte bola.
Kalu- Achaa..yiii baat hai??? Dekhe hum sasura ko toh pata hi nahi tha ye sab. Acha huaa aapne bata diya. Aap bilkul sahi kaha. Muzhe saaf- safai rakhana hoga. Wo toh kal se kar lunga, Par ab ke liye kaa? aap hi batao ab kya kare? kaise kare?
Itna bolkar apne hath dikha kar wo hasne laga.
Bhabhi toh sun rahi thi. Par tabhi uske mooh par ekdum se pareshani bhari chamak chaa gayi. Maano jaise der se koi baat samajh aa gayi ho.
Bhabhi pachata gyi..Wo mooh banakar khudko kos padi.
Bhabhi- Ohhh....Lilly.. dekha? Jyada gyaan dene ka nateeja. Badi doctor ban rahi thi. Ab tuzhe hi handle karni padegi. Kar le inki saaf safaayi ab. Ab bhugato...
Ab bhabhi majboor thi. Uske hath bandhe the. Toh use ye karna hi tha.
Fir mooh tedha karke bhabhi ne paani bhar liya aur uske lund par dala..
Bhabhi- Idhar kriye. Ache se. Aap toh chance marne ki firaak me hi the. Ab kya kare? Iss baar dho deti hu.
Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne uske lund ko fir se muthi me pakda-
Aur andar bahar karke paani ke bahav ke sath uska lund dhone lagi.
Pura dho lene ke baad bhabhi ab ruk gyi aur idhar udhar kuch dekhene lagi. Shayad use kuch mila nahi. Toh fir ab apni saree ka pallu niche laayi. Aur apne pallu se hi uska lund ponchane lagi..
Pochate hue bol padi
Bhabhi- Aas pass ke saare kapade gande ho gaye hai aapke su su me.
Bhabhi ko apne pallu se lund ko pochta dekh kalu ka seena chouda ho gaya.
Kalu- Wahhh ..wahhh...ise kahte hai asli bhabhi..
Kalu toh khushiya hi khushiya paa rha tha.
Mooh me mootne ke baad bhi bhabhi ka ye pyaar dekh use toh gudgudi ho gayi. Uski daring ab jyada badh gyi.
Kalu- Waise apko pasand aya?
Bhabhi- Kya?
Kalu- taste?
Bhabhi- kya kaha? chiii...shut up...
Bhabhi ghussa ho gayi.
Kalu- Nahi, aise hi pooch liya..Humka toh aapki gulabi queen bahot mast lagi. Bahot mithi thi. Ab Pata nahi Kab fir milegi.
Bhabhi dekhte reh gayi. Uske ankho ke samne jaise fir se wo nazara khada huaa. Wo yaad kar ke bhabhi thoda sharma toh gyi, par uske iss gande sawal se wo badi krodhit ho gayi.
Bhabhi- Chup..Matlab chup....ek lafj nahi bolenge abhi..ek number ke gayegujare insaan ho aap..
Ye bolte wakt kalu ka lund bhabhi ke hato me hi tha. Itne ghusse me bhi wo uske lund ko apni saree se sukha rahi thi.
Kalu- Jee..maafi chahate hai..saarii..bura lag gaya toh aapko...hum bhi poora pagal hi hai...kaa hi pooch rahe hai?
Kalu ne apne aapko Kosa.
Ab pura ponch lene ke baad bhabhi ne uska lund chod diya. Wo uthne lagi.
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Par pata nahi ekdum se use kya ho gaya?
Ke,
Tabhi,
Fir se bhabhi ke chehare par wahi pareshani wali chamak dekhne mili, jo thodi der pahale dekhne mili thi.
Kuch bhool gayi thi jo ekdum se yaad aayi aisi mudra chehare par lekar wo fir niche baith gayi.
Fir se usne apna pallu kamar me dabaya aur hath upar kar ke apne ballon ko piche bandh dala.
Ohhh...
Issbaar wali pareshani kuch alag aur khass lag rahi thi.
Baal bandhkar ek lambi sans bharte hue bhabhi ne kalu ka lund fir se pakad liya.
Issbaar seedha aur badi hi sahajata se zhukte hue, jaise ye uska roj kaa duty hai, iss expression ke sath bhabhi ne apna sar aage le jaate hue seedha apne hont uske lund par tika diye.
Ohhh..my..hod..
Kalu toh dekhte reh gaya.
Wo kuch samajh paata iss se pahale bhabhi ne ab apne hont kholkar uska lund mooh me le liya.
Ufff...
Oh my hod..
Jab kalu ne ye dekha toh, wo toh khushi se aur surprise se mar mith gaya.
Ohhh..
Pata nahi ekdum se kya ho gaya? Lekin nakharel aur ghusse se bhari bhabhi ne ekdum se uska lund mooh me le liya tha.
Uff ispar yakin karna waise mushkil hi tha.
Jiss ghadi kaa intzaar kalu kar raha tha, akhirkaar wo lamha aaj uski zholi me aya tha.
Aur itna hi nahi, ab toh mooh ko failakar uski puri supari tak uske lund ko bhabhi ne apne mooh me le liya tha.
Ahhhhhhhh...
Ab toh kalu ke hosh udd gaye.
Use pahale toh apni akhon par yakin hi nahi huaa.. par supaari ke irdgird thande komal sukand hotonka sparsh hote hi use yakin ho gaya.
Uske man me turant ye baat umad gayi , "Aahhaaa...ab jaake mehanat rang lai. Akhirkaar bhabhi ne mooh me lund le hi liya."
Bhabhi yahi tak nahi ruki, balki ab apni jeebh ko harkat me laate hue uski supaari par ferane lagi.
Ohhhh...
Kalu ke poore badan me sansani doud gayi. Uski toh ankhe apne aap band ho gayi.
Ab toh bhabhi ne saari hade paar kar li..aage badhkar ab uske lund ki supaari ache se mooh me bhar li, aur uska lund ache se chusne lagi thi. Puri jeebh ko idhar udhar failkar uske lund ko saaf karne lagi. Andar se bahar ki oor, aur bahar se andar ki oor.
Slurrrppp..slurrppp...slurrppp...
Ab thook se bheego kar usko saaf kar ke uske lund par chumme barsaane lagi..
Umhhh...umhhh..uhhhh..umhhh..
Ab ye chumme lambi pappyiyon me badal gaye. Maano hont aur lund ki kissing chal rahi ho.
ummmmsmooochhh..smooochhh...
Kuch hi pal ka ye najrana kalu ko jannat tak pahuncha gaya. Wo itna kamook ho gaya tha ki yahi zad jaaye!!!
Bhabhi ne uske talent ki halki si zhalak dikha di thi. Kalu ankhe fad ke bhabhi ka ye talent dekh rha tha.
Akhir bhabhi ne lagataar aisi 6 lambi pappiya chipka di thi.
Fir ab thoda rukkar upar uski taraf ek baar dekha. Fir ankhe band kar ke akhir me apne rasile hont uske lund par rodh ke dabaaye. Aur ek bahot lambi si kiss uske supari de dali..
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa.
Kalu ke toh rongate khade ho gye.
Ohhhh...wow......
Bhabhi- hummmmmm...slrupppp....Ye lo cleaning certificate, ab ho gya...
Itna kehkar bhabhi apne aapme hasne lagi.
Kalu hairaani se bass ye sab dekhta reh gaya tha.
Tabhi bhabhi ki wo hasi ekdum se uske chehare par wahi ruk gayi. Pata nahi kya huaa, par ekdum se uske chehare ka rang hi udd gaya aur uski ankhe badi ho gayi jaise fir se ekdum se kuch yaad aya ho.
Pal me uska poora chehara laaj sharam se lal gulaabi ho gaya.
Apne kiye ka pachawata uske chehare par dikg raha tha, maano khudse keh rahi ho-" Hayee Lilly, ye tune kya kar diya?".
Usne turant uska lund chod diya. Aur fat se ek ungali dato tale chaba kar apne jism ko hosh me laya. Hosh me aate hi wo sharm se chuimui uthal- puthal ho gayi.
Wo fat se uthi aur apna mooh hi hath se dhak liya.
Itni sharminda ho gayi thi wo ki, kalu ke samne khadi hi naa reh paayi.
Wo ye laaj seh nahi paayi toh wo waha se doudkar door bhagi aur bathroom ke darwaje par zhep gayi. Dono hath mooh par rakh kar jor jor ki sanse bharne lagi.
Fir waise hi mooh dhakkar boli.
Bhabhi- Ufffff hooooo..Sorrý...Ise bilkul bhool jaayiye....
Kalu waha abhi tak shock me tha.
Use samajh hi nahi aya ki yske sath kya huaa?
Uske chehare par hajaaro sawal dikh rahe the.
Tabhi, apne kiye par safayi dete hue bhabhi khud ko justify karne lagi.
Bhabhi- Wo baat ye hai ki, darsal mera dhyan hi nahi rha thodi der ke liye! Mai apna pati hi samjh baithi....
Bhabhi apna saa mooh lekar bol padi. sharm me duba wo chehra dekhne layak hua tha. Bass khali chehara hi nahi balki uska poora badan sharm se zhul gaya darwaje ke sath.
Kalu- Are hum poora samajh gaye bhabhi. Aapko safari dene ki koi jaroorat nahi. Aapko roj apne pati ka aise hi saaf kar ke certificate dena padata hai naa?
Ye sunkar toh bhabhi aur bhi paani paani ho gayi. Uske chehare par pakade jaane ke bhaav saaf saaf dikh rahe the.
Bhabhi- Ishhhh.....
Kalu- Hum samajh gaya sabkuch...bade logon ki aisi badi baate hoti hai...ha..ha..ha...
Bhabhi- Shuuuu....shut up...
Bhabhi mooh chupati reh gayi..
Kalu- Aur waise sarri kaahe mang rahi hai? Bhala pappi lene ka kon sorri mangata hai? Ha..ha..ha.. ulta ye toh mere nasib hai jo aapke hont lage.
Bhabhi- Chup rahiye bilkul....Mai iss baare me kuch baat nahi karna chahati.
Kalu- Haa..Agar kaat leti toh kuch sarii wali baat banati...ha..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- chiii...chup rahhiye naa please..
Bhabhi sharm se jameen par lotne jaisi ho gayi thi.
Kalu- Thik hai..thik hai..hum kuch nahi kahenge..apne piya ki yaad hi aisi hoti hai...
Bhabhi ko usi halat me fir se uske pass ana pada.
Issbaar usne pant pahnakar chain lagaayi.
Bhabhi- Yaha jo bhi huaa use bhool jaaye..mai pahale hi bata deti hu..baaki poora kaam waise hi pada hai...Toh aap bhi chale jaldi...Mai bhi chali.
Aisa bolkar palke zhukakar waha se jaane lagi.
Kalu- Fikar naa kare. Mai toh kuch nahi kahunga kisise, bas ek gaana yaad aa rha hai
Aisa bolkar Kalu gungunaane laga.
Kalu-
"Chhat pe soyaa thaa bahano_ji main tanne samajh kar so gaii,,,,mujhako Rana jii maaf karanaa galatii mhaare se ho gaii...
Gupchup..gupchup...
Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Wo joro se hasne laga.
Uss harami ne Rana jee kaa naam badi jor se bola.
Ye sunkar toh bhabhi chur chur ho gayi.
Bhabhi- Aaanhhhh...shut up naa...chup rahiye naa...Mai pahale se hi badi sharminda hu.
Kalu- Ab apne pati Rana jee se jaake yahi gana bol dena bhabhi jee.
Bhabhi- Aap abhi maar khaaoge mere hath kaa. chup rahiye naa....
Aisa bolkar bhabhi waha se bhaagne lagi.
Tabhi, kalu fir se bola.
Kalu- "Juban pe laga..laga..re..namak isq ka"
Bhabhi- Ufffff....Chiiiii...Shut up...muzhe madad hi nahi karni chahiye thi aapki.
Par kalu toh hasi rokne kaa naam hi nahi le raha tha. Bhabhi badi asahaj ho uthi thi.
Issbaar wo apna mooh chupaate waha se bhaag khadi hui.
To be continued...
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Kalu ko bada maja aya? Ruko jra..abhi toh ghar ki marammad ka kaam shuru bhi nahi huaa hai. Poora din hi baaki abhi. Milte hai next chapter me.
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