15-06-2026, 01:40 PM
Part- 13
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Kalu- Jee..jee..upar se, niche se....jaise chahiye waise kara dijiye...magar jaldi kijiye...
Kalu ek tasalli se bola.
Wo langdaate hue hi bhabhi ke pass aya, aur uske samne aakar khada ho gaya.
Uska to khicha huaa tent dekh bhabhi sharma gayi aur turant nazare hata li.
Ab bhabhi ke samne bada sawal tha ki hath kaise lagaaye? Kyunki uski halat bhi baaki auraton jaisi hi hui thi, jo mard ke lund ko dekhkar hoti hai.
'Ha' bhi naa, aur 'Naa' bhi naa.
Magar usko ye karna hi tha.
Toh ye bass ek madad hai, aisi dhaarna se wo thoda aage badhi.
Uff...
" karna pad raha hai" aisa chehara banakar bhabhi ne apna hath badhaya.
Uska hath uss tent par pada.
Touch hote hi wo uchal padi, jaise chatka lag gaya ho. Wakai me waha ki jagah garm thi.
Ab mooh banate hue bhabhi ne fir se apni ugaliyon se waha touch kiya. Tent ke andar ke lund ka ehsaas ungaliyon ko hote hi bhabhi kuch ajeeb si sharma gayi.
Ufff..
Usne turant ankhe band kar li aur ab uske lund ko apni ungaliyon se adjust karne lagi.
Kalu- Bhabhi, thoda ache se pakad kar thik se karaa lijiyegaa naa!! bada tan ke fasa huaa hai kahi.
Ye sunkar bhabhi asahaj ki mudra me aage badhi.
Ye karte wakt bhabhi ke chehare par kai tarah ke expressions the. Usme lajja, sharm, hayaa, excitment, dar, majboori, shararat sab thi.
Fir ab bhabhi ne hath ke talwe se uska pakad liya.
Ufff...
Jaise truck ka gear.
Uff...
Uske khade Lund ka topa uske panje me aa gaya tha. Uske topa ko chune ka ehsas se bhabhi ko paani paani kara gaya.
Topa chute hi bhabhi ko uske lund ki size kaa andaza ho gaya.
Halaki, iss se pahale kitchen me ek baar bhabhi ne uske lund ko touch kiya tha.
Lekin aaj wala uska size alag tha.
Uska lund size me kaafi bada tha aur pant ke upar se hi garam mehsoos ho rha tha.
Bhabhi ki toh sanse fool gyi.
Kalu chehare par dard ka natak karte hue andar se bhabhi ke hath ke sparsh ka maja lene laga.
Halaki, ye usne hi plan kiya tha. Use pata tha ki koi bhi aurat ko aur thoda garam karne ke liye, lund ka uske hath me pahunchna jaroori hota hai. Bhabhi ke expressions dekhte hue aisa lag raha tha ki, uska ye master plan abtak toh kamyaab ho raha tha.
Bhabhi ki asahajta aur fooli huii sanse hi aur sangeen hoti jaa rahi thi.
Ab toh bhabhi uska lund ache se pakad kar gaadi ka gear khataakkk..khataakkk.. badalne lagi.
Uske sparsh karne ke tarike se pata chal raha tha ki wo ab thoda comfortable ho gayi hai.
Par pareshani ye thi ki wo lund uss jagah se jara bhi nahi hila tha.
Bhabhi hila hila kar pareshaan ho gayi.
Kalu- Bhabhi lagta hai andar underpant ki ched me ghuss gaya hai..shayad isiliye itna dard de raha hai..lagata hai pant ki chain kholni padegi.. peeleeejjjj kholo...
Bhabhi ne saaf saaf mana kar diya.
Bhabhi- No...Maine bass upar se kaha tha. Ab aap hi suljha lo apna...Mai chali..
Bhabhi ne keh toh diya tha, magar abhi bhi lund ko choda nahi tha.
Kalu- Bhabhi, aapko ghussa aawe yaa naa aawe....darsal baat ye hai ki, ye sab aap hi ki wajah se huaa hai..
Bhabhi- What? Meri wajah se? Kya kaha?
Kalu- Aur nahi toh kaa? Koi lal rang se hamra 'Bail' bokhla gaya. Aur ihh kum tha ki kya pata? Upar se aaj uske samne gadda bhi aa gaya. Toh usme hamra 'Wo Bail' aisi akdn bhari awastha me fass gaya hai ki, kaa bataaye...nikalne kaa naam hi nahi le raha.
Kalu ne saree ke andar se dikhaai padnewali chaddi ko niharte hue kaha.
Bhabhi- Shut up...kya matlab hai aapka?
Kalu- Sach me bhabhi....ye jo aapke piche aapne lal rang ka kapada dala hai naa. Wuhi musibat ki jad hai. Usine kaam bighada hai.
Usne piche point karte hue bola tha.
Waise Bhabhi ache se janati thi, ki wo kiss lal rang ki baat kar raha tha?
Magar usne piche moodkar dekha.
Piche dekha toh bhabhi samajh gayi ki kalu kisko point kar ke dikha raha tha.
Unke kitchen me paani rakhne ke liye ek mitthi ka mataka tha. Usko bheege hue lal kapade se lapeta huaa tha.Taaki paani thanda rahe.
Bhabhi dekhte hi boli.
Bhabhi- Achaa ye lal? Magar Kuch bhi...Ye kaisa betuka tark hai? Iss se kya huaa?
Kalu- Are wo hamri andruni baat hai bhabhi jee. Humka lal rang se allergy hai. Sasura kahe toh, hamra kamjori hai. Jab bhi aisa kuch lal-bhadak dekhta hu, toh andar ajeebh saa kuch jaag uthata hai. Aur Bail isliye bola, kyunki bail kaa bhi lal rang dekhkar aisa hi halat hota hai. Toh usiki wajah se huaa hai ye sab.
Bhabhi- Kuch bhi...
Kalu- Are bhabhi sach me.. ab hoti hai apni apni baate.
Bhabhi- Aisa hai toh kaam hi ho gaya fir. Aapki madad karne ki koi jaroorat hi nahi hai fir. Rukiye, mai abhi utaar deti hu isko.
Kalu- Naa..naa.. ab koi fayda nahi hai. Ye lal rang bass jagaane kaa kaam karta hai. Ab yaha se aage ihh kaisa soo jaayega, yeh toh iske upar hi hai..toh ab hataane se koi fayda nahi hai. Usne toh apna kand kar dala hai. Ab jo zhelna hai, wo toh zhelna hi padega. Aur sasura pata nahi kab soyega ab. Tabtak hamri toh jaan nikal jayegi.
Bhabhi- Kuch bhi...
Kalu- Bhabhi jee..uska jaganaa fir bhi hum samhaal paate. Magar wo jo gadde me fas gaya hai. Tanav uski wajah se jyada ho raha hai. Usi me se bahar nikalne ko aapki madad ki jaroorat hai.
Bhabhi- Gadda?
Kalu- Haa..gadda..aur toh aur uske liye bhi toh aap hi jimmedaar ho.
Bhabhi- What? Ab ye gadda kya hai? Aur iske liye mai jimmedaar kaisi?
Kalu- Wo...aapne hi subah jor diya tha, ki amavas ki wajah se aaj hi kaam niptana hai. Warna Golu jee toh kal bol rahe the.
Bhabhi- Toh?
Kalu- Toh aaj ko hamne hole wali underwear pahani hui thi. Toh bhaagdoudi me waise hi kaam par aa gaya. aapki wajah se hole wali chaddi par hi kaam pe ana pada.
Aur dekhiye, sasura hamra bhi sala usme hi jakar fass gaya.
Bhabhi- Hole? What the fckk...kuch bhi...aur maine kab jor diya aaj hi karna hai isliye. Wo toh Golu ki exam hai isliye bola. Warna next week bhi kar sakte the, muzhe koi jaldi nahi thi.
Kalu- Are..Golu bichaare ko aapne hi, "kaam par dhyaan nahi", "ghar par dhyaan nahi" bol bol kar majboor kiya tha. Toh isiliye uss bichaare ne aaj hi bola.
Bhabhi- What? Kuch bhi...aur inn sab ke liye muzhe jimmedaar kaise tehra rahe ho? Ye lal rang, aapki pant me hole...ye sab kya hai? Aur inn sab se mera kya lena dena? Ye kaisa tark hai..
Bhabhi ghusse me bol padi.
Iske baad kalu turant thoda haste hue bola.
Kalu- Are.. bhabhi jee..majak kar raha hu..ab chiz hi aisi hai ki iska kya tark samjhaau aapko?
Andruni jagah kaa dard, naa dikha sakte hai, naa kisiko bata sakte hai. Sasura, hamra dard hamka pata hai. Ab toh aapke hilaane se toh aur bhi aage chala gaya hai. Ab toh aur tan gaya hai. Aahhhhhhaaa...aree..areee..ye darad...iss se achaa mai mar jaau. Pleazzzzzz....bhabhi jee..timepass mat kijiye..ab tak toh aapne nikala bhi hota..
Uiiiii...ahhhaa...ohhhh..hiiii..huuuu...ahhhaa...
Hamara halat toh dekhiye, 3 pairo par kab se khada hu..iska matlab aap nahi janate. Ek marad hi samajh sakat hai.. plezzzz..nikaaliye naa..
Bhabhi- Uffff.... Aap bhi naaa....!!!
Bhabhi ne pareshaan hokar uff chodi.
Kalu- kholiye naa...
Itni tapadkar ki hui request se ab bhabhi almost raazhi ho gyi thi. Magar akhari kuch nakare dikhana toh auraton ki khasiyat hoti hai.
Bhabhi- Nahi...Upar se thik tha, par mai andar nahi....
Kalu- Are toh kaise hoga???Humne 20min tak aapko zhela..aap hamre liye itna bhi nahi kar paa rahi hai...haayeee..e dard....
Bhabhi sharma gayi..
Bhabhi- Wo alag madad thi, ye alag hai...
Kalu- Bhabhi...age aapko samajh aayega ki ye madad bhi uski tarah hi hai.
Bhabhi- Matlab?
Kalu- Wo aapko pata chalega..pahale khol dijiye...
Bhabhi fir se jor se boli.
Bhabhi- Aap kya keh rahe ho, kuch samajh nahi aa raha hai muzhe.
Kalu- paleeeezzzzzz....pleezxxxxx..ahhaa..
Bhabhi- Fir bhi nahi...
Kalu- Thik hai..yaa toh kholo, yaa fir apne hath se kat daalo. Muzhe nahi jeena hai ab..ahhhaaa...mere hath khaali hote toh itni manmaani nahi karta...haayeee..
Fir bhi Bhabhi muskurate hue waisi hi khadi rahi.
Bhabhi kaa aise majak me hasna kalu ne dekh liya, aur kalu jaan gaya ki bhabhi bhi apne le rahi hai.
Usne turant bolne kaa texture change kar dala.
Kalu- Are bhabhi...ab samjha...aap dar rahi hai naa?
Bhabhi- Dar?
Kalu- Haa..Mai samajh gaya, Magar darned ki koi baat nahi. Isme wo jaharila saap nahi hai...wo toh ussi din chala gaya..
Ispar thoda majakiya andaaj me bhabhi ne poocha.
Bhabhi- Toh? Ab kya hai?
Kalu- Aaj mithaai hai..
Bhabhi- Kya??
Bhabhi ne chounk kar poocha.
Kalu- Haa..haa..aaj mithaai hai..Aapko bataa rahe hai, kisiko bataayiyegaa nahi..
'Wo darsal Marad ki underwear ek mithai ki dookan ki tarah hoti hai, ek cream roll, 2 gulab jamun, aur toh aur khushi ke mouke par rabadi bhi nikalti hai.'
Ha..ha...ha...ha..ha..
Kalu ne iss majakiya baatchit ko kuch alag hi level par pahuncha diya..
Bhabhi- Chiiiiii...aap bhi naa.......uffwyyykkkkkk...aap toh bade hi besharam aur gande insaan ho..aurat ke samne ye kaisi baate karte rahte hai?
Kalu- Besharam kaha bhabhi. Hum toh aapki badi izzat karta hu. Dekh nahi rahe ho kya? kaise khade hokar izzat de rhe hai...
Kalu ne aur ek goli daag di.
Bhabhi shrm se chur ho gayi....
Bhabhi- Chiii..aap bhi naa...kuch bhi baate bana lete ho...isme koi hath nahi pakad sakta aapka.
Kalu- Filhaal toh hath nahi, kuch aur pakadne ki jaroorat hai.
Bhabhi- Dekho...fir se shuru ho gye? Aap bhi na...
Uski inn baaton se bhabhi andar se bheeg gayi thi. Ek ajeeb se sansani naso me doudne lagi.
Kalu- Are nikalo, jitna has rahe hai, utna hi neeche tana jaa raha hai. Cream roll tut jayega...fir rabdi bhi nahi milegi...
Bhabhi- chiiiii....chup raho aap.ab bahot huaa...kaisi bhi baate karte ho.
Bhabhi uski baato se pareshaan hote hue boli.
Kalu- Aap meri majboori nahi samajh rahi ho...aur upar se ye sala...ariii sasura.... kitani izaat dega bhabhi jee ko? Bas ho gya tera salute..ab toh zanda utaar lo....
Bhabhi ye sunte hi has padi. Bhabhi ko bhi ab ye baate pasand thi.
Bhabhi- Ruke..ruke...lagata hai ab kholana hi padega..warna aapki ye faltu baate badhati hi jaayegi..
Uffff...
Bhabhi kuch aise raazi ho gyi.
To be continued....
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Kalu- Jee..jee..upar se, niche se....jaise chahiye waise kara dijiye...magar jaldi kijiye...
Kalu ek tasalli se bola.
Wo langdaate hue hi bhabhi ke pass aya, aur uske samne aakar khada ho gaya.
Uska to khicha huaa tent dekh bhabhi sharma gayi aur turant nazare hata li.
Ab bhabhi ke samne bada sawal tha ki hath kaise lagaaye? Kyunki uski halat bhi baaki auraton jaisi hi hui thi, jo mard ke lund ko dekhkar hoti hai.
'Ha' bhi naa, aur 'Naa' bhi naa.
Magar usko ye karna hi tha.
Toh ye bass ek madad hai, aisi dhaarna se wo thoda aage badhi.
Uff...
" karna pad raha hai" aisa chehara banakar bhabhi ne apna hath badhaya.
Uska hath uss tent par pada.
Touch hote hi wo uchal padi, jaise chatka lag gaya ho. Wakai me waha ki jagah garm thi.
Ab mooh banate hue bhabhi ne fir se apni ugaliyon se waha touch kiya. Tent ke andar ke lund ka ehsaas ungaliyon ko hote hi bhabhi kuch ajeeb si sharma gayi.
Ufff..
Usne turant ankhe band kar li aur ab uske lund ko apni ungaliyon se adjust karne lagi.
Kalu- Bhabhi, thoda ache se pakad kar thik se karaa lijiyegaa naa!! bada tan ke fasa huaa hai kahi.
Ye sunkar bhabhi asahaj ki mudra me aage badhi.
Ye karte wakt bhabhi ke chehare par kai tarah ke expressions the. Usme lajja, sharm, hayaa, excitment, dar, majboori, shararat sab thi.
Fir ab bhabhi ne hath ke talwe se uska pakad liya.
Ufff...
Jaise truck ka gear.
Uff...
Uske khade Lund ka topa uske panje me aa gaya tha. Uske topa ko chune ka ehsas se bhabhi ko paani paani kara gaya.
Topa chute hi bhabhi ko uske lund ki size kaa andaza ho gaya.
Halaki, iss se pahale kitchen me ek baar bhabhi ne uske lund ko touch kiya tha.
Lekin aaj wala uska size alag tha.
Uska lund size me kaafi bada tha aur pant ke upar se hi garam mehsoos ho rha tha.
Bhabhi ki toh sanse fool gyi.
Kalu chehare par dard ka natak karte hue andar se bhabhi ke hath ke sparsh ka maja lene laga.
Halaki, ye usne hi plan kiya tha. Use pata tha ki koi bhi aurat ko aur thoda garam karne ke liye, lund ka uske hath me pahunchna jaroori hota hai. Bhabhi ke expressions dekhte hue aisa lag raha tha ki, uska ye master plan abtak toh kamyaab ho raha tha.
Bhabhi ki asahajta aur fooli huii sanse hi aur sangeen hoti jaa rahi thi.
Ab toh bhabhi uska lund ache se pakad kar gaadi ka gear khataakkk..khataakkk.. badalne lagi.
Uske sparsh karne ke tarike se pata chal raha tha ki wo ab thoda comfortable ho gayi hai.
Par pareshani ye thi ki wo lund uss jagah se jara bhi nahi hila tha.
Bhabhi hila hila kar pareshaan ho gayi.
Kalu- Bhabhi lagta hai andar underpant ki ched me ghuss gaya hai..shayad isiliye itna dard de raha hai..lagata hai pant ki chain kholni padegi.. peeleeejjjj kholo...
Bhabhi ne saaf saaf mana kar diya.
Bhabhi- No...Maine bass upar se kaha tha. Ab aap hi suljha lo apna...Mai chali..
Bhabhi ne keh toh diya tha, magar abhi bhi lund ko choda nahi tha.
Kalu- Bhabhi, aapko ghussa aawe yaa naa aawe....darsal baat ye hai ki, ye sab aap hi ki wajah se huaa hai..
Bhabhi- What? Meri wajah se? Kya kaha?
Kalu- Aur nahi toh kaa? Koi lal rang se hamra 'Bail' bokhla gaya. Aur ihh kum tha ki kya pata? Upar se aaj uske samne gadda bhi aa gaya. Toh usme hamra 'Wo Bail' aisi akdn bhari awastha me fass gaya hai ki, kaa bataaye...nikalne kaa naam hi nahi le raha.
Kalu ne saree ke andar se dikhaai padnewali chaddi ko niharte hue kaha.
Bhabhi- Shut up...kya matlab hai aapka?
Kalu- Sach me bhabhi....ye jo aapke piche aapne lal rang ka kapada dala hai naa. Wuhi musibat ki jad hai. Usine kaam bighada hai.
Usne piche point karte hue bola tha.
Waise Bhabhi ache se janati thi, ki wo kiss lal rang ki baat kar raha tha?
Magar usne piche moodkar dekha.
Piche dekha toh bhabhi samajh gayi ki kalu kisko point kar ke dikha raha tha.
Unke kitchen me paani rakhne ke liye ek mitthi ka mataka tha. Usko bheege hue lal kapade se lapeta huaa tha.Taaki paani thanda rahe.
Bhabhi dekhte hi boli.
Bhabhi- Achaa ye lal? Magar Kuch bhi...Ye kaisa betuka tark hai? Iss se kya huaa?
Kalu- Are wo hamri andruni baat hai bhabhi jee. Humka lal rang se allergy hai. Sasura kahe toh, hamra kamjori hai. Jab bhi aisa kuch lal-bhadak dekhta hu, toh andar ajeebh saa kuch jaag uthata hai. Aur Bail isliye bola, kyunki bail kaa bhi lal rang dekhkar aisa hi halat hota hai. Toh usiki wajah se huaa hai ye sab.
Bhabhi- Kuch bhi...
Kalu- Are bhabhi sach me.. ab hoti hai apni apni baate.
Bhabhi- Aisa hai toh kaam hi ho gaya fir. Aapki madad karne ki koi jaroorat hi nahi hai fir. Rukiye, mai abhi utaar deti hu isko.
Kalu- Naa..naa.. ab koi fayda nahi hai. Ye lal rang bass jagaane kaa kaam karta hai. Ab yaha se aage ihh kaisa soo jaayega, yeh toh iske upar hi hai..toh ab hataane se koi fayda nahi hai. Usne toh apna kand kar dala hai. Ab jo zhelna hai, wo toh zhelna hi padega. Aur sasura pata nahi kab soyega ab. Tabtak hamri toh jaan nikal jayegi.
Bhabhi- Kuch bhi...
Kalu- Bhabhi jee..uska jaganaa fir bhi hum samhaal paate. Magar wo jo gadde me fas gaya hai. Tanav uski wajah se jyada ho raha hai. Usi me se bahar nikalne ko aapki madad ki jaroorat hai.
Bhabhi- Gadda?
Kalu- Haa..gadda..aur toh aur uske liye bhi toh aap hi jimmedaar ho.
Bhabhi- What? Ab ye gadda kya hai? Aur iske liye mai jimmedaar kaisi?
Kalu- Wo...aapne hi subah jor diya tha, ki amavas ki wajah se aaj hi kaam niptana hai. Warna Golu jee toh kal bol rahe the.
Bhabhi- Toh?
Kalu- Toh aaj ko hamne hole wali underwear pahani hui thi. Toh bhaagdoudi me waise hi kaam par aa gaya. aapki wajah se hole wali chaddi par hi kaam pe ana pada.
Aur dekhiye, sasura hamra bhi sala usme hi jakar fass gaya.
Bhabhi- Hole? What the fckk...kuch bhi...aur maine kab jor diya aaj hi karna hai isliye. Wo toh Golu ki exam hai isliye bola. Warna next week bhi kar sakte the, muzhe koi jaldi nahi thi.
Kalu- Are..Golu bichaare ko aapne hi, "kaam par dhyaan nahi", "ghar par dhyaan nahi" bol bol kar majboor kiya tha. Toh isiliye uss bichaare ne aaj hi bola.
Bhabhi- What? Kuch bhi...aur inn sab ke liye muzhe jimmedaar kaise tehra rahe ho? Ye lal rang, aapki pant me hole...ye sab kya hai? Aur inn sab se mera kya lena dena? Ye kaisa tark hai..
Bhabhi ghusse me bol padi.
Iske baad kalu turant thoda haste hue bola.
Kalu- Are.. bhabhi jee..majak kar raha hu..ab chiz hi aisi hai ki iska kya tark samjhaau aapko?
Andruni jagah kaa dard, naa dikha sakte hai, naa kisiko bata sakte hai. Sasura, hamra dard hamka pata hai. Ab toh aapke hilaane se toh aur bhi aage chala gaya hai. Ab toh aur tan gaya hai. Aahhhhhhaaa...aree..areee..ye darad...iss se achaa mai mar jaau. Pleazzzzzz....bhabhi jee..timepass mat kijiye..ab tak toh aapne nikala bhi hota..
Uiiiii...ahhhaa...ohhhh..hiiii..huuuu...ahhhaa...
Hamara halat toh dekhiye, 3 pairo par kab se khada hu..iska matlab aap nahi janate. Ek marad hi samajh sakat hai.. plezzzz..nikaaliye naa..
Bhabhi- Uffff.... Aap bhi naaa....!!!
Bhabhi ne pareshaan hokar uff chodi.
Kalu- kholiye naa...
Itni tapadkar ki hui request se ab bhabhi almost raazhi ho gyi thi. Magar akhari kuch nakare dikhana toh auraton ki khasiyat hoti hai.
Bhabhi- Nahi...Upar se thik tha, par mai andar nahi....
Kalu- Are toh kaise hoga???Humne 20min tak aapko zhela..aap hamre liye itna bhi nahi kar paa rahi hai...haayeee..e dard....
Bhabhi sharma gayi..
Bhabhi- Wo alag madad thi, ye alag hai...
Kalu- Bhabhi...age aapko samajh aayega ki ye madad bhi uski tarah hi hai.
Bhabhi- Matlab?
Kalu- Wo aapko pata chalega..pahale khol dijiye...
Bhabhi fir se jor se boli.
Bhabhi- Aap kya keh rahe ho, kuch samajh nahi aa raha hai muzhe.
Kalu- paleeeezzzzzz....pleezxxxxx..ahhaa..
Bhabhi- Fir bhi nahi...
Kalu- Thik hai..yaa toh kholo, yaa fir apne hath se kat daalo. Muzhe nahi jeena hai ab..ahhhaaa...mere hath khaali hote toh itni manmaani nahi karta...haayeee..
Fir bhi Bhabhi muskurate hue waisi hi khadi rahi.
Bhabhi kaa aise majak me hasna kalu ne dekh liya, aur kalu jaan gaya ki bhabhi bhi apne le rahi hai.
Usne turant bolne kaa texture change kar dala.
Kalu- Are bhabhi...ab samjha...aap dar rahi hai naa?
Bhabhi- Dar?
Kalu- Haa..Mai samajh gaya, Magar darned ki koi baat nahi. Isme wo jaharila saap nahi hai...wo toh ussi din chala gaya..
Ispar thoda majakiya andaaj me bhabhi ne poocha.
Bhabhi- Toh? Ab kya hai?
Kalu- Aaj mithaai hai..
Bhabhi- Kya??
Bhabhi ne chounk kar poocha.
Kalu- Haa..haa..aaj mithaai hai..Aapko bataa rahe hai, kisiko bataayiyegaa nahi..
'Wo darsal Marad ki underwear ek mithai ki dookan ki tarah hoti hai, ek cream roll, 2 gulab jamun, aur toh aur khushi ke mouke par rabadi bhi nikalti hai.'
Ha..ha...ha...ha..ha..
Kalu ne iss majakiya baatchit ko kuch alag hi level par pahuncha diya..
Bhabhi- Chiiiiii...aap bhi naa.......uffwyyykkkkkk...aap toh bade hi besharam aur gande insaan ho..aurat ke samne ye kaisi baate karte rahte hai?
Kalu- Besharam kaha bhabhi. Hum toh aapki badi izzat karta hu. Dekh nahi rahe ho kya? kaise khade hokar izzat de rhe hai...
Kalu ne aur ek goli daag di.
Bhabhi shrm se chur ho gayi....
Bhabhi- Chiii..aap bhi naa...kuch bhi baate bana lete ho...isme koi hath nahi pakad sakta aapka.
Kalu- Filhaal toh hath nahi, kuch aur pakadne ki jaroorat hai.
Bhabhi- Dekho...fir se shuru ho gye? Aap bhi na...
Uski inn baaton se bhabhi andar se bheeg gayi thi. Ek ajeeb se sansani naso me doudne lagi.
Kalu- Are nikalo, jitna has rahe hai, utna hi neeche tana jaa raha hai. Cream roll tut jayega...fir rabdi bhi nahi milegi...
Bhabhi- chiiiii....chup raho aap.ab bahot huaa...kaisi bhi baate karte ho.
Bhabhi uski baato se pareshaan hote hue boli.
Kalu- Aap meri majboori nahi samajh rahi ho...aur upar se ye sala...ariii sasura.... kitani izaat dega bhabhi jee ko? Bas ho gya tera salute..ab toh zanda utaar lo....
Bhabhi ye sunte hi has padi. Bhabhi ko bhi ab ye baate pasand thi.
Bhabhi- Ruke..ruke...lagata hai ab kholana hi padega..warna aapki ye faltu baate badhati hi jaayegi..
Uffff...
Bhabhi kuch aise raazi ho gyi.
To be continued....
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