15-06-2026, 01:56 AM
Part 12
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Unka ye andaaz aisa tha ki, Kalu deewana ho gaya.
Ab use hi kuch karna tha, tabhi wo iss garam mahol ka sahi se fayda utha sakta tha.
Usne kuch socha aur thaili se kuch nikaal kar apne hath par faas liya. Wo kuch kala aur safed rang kaa liquid tha, jo pipe ko jodne me lagata hai. Apne hath usme dubakar pipe ka kaam karne laga.
Thodi der waise hi kaam karte raha.
Uske baad ekdum se tilmilakar utha aur bhabhi ko dekhkar kahane laga.
Kalu- umhhhh...umhhhh...umhhhh...
Bhabhi- What? Ohhh..hooo..aap fir se shuru ho gaye? Kaha naa bakwas chodkar sab baat kar sakte ho. Itna dikhaane ki jaroorat nahi.
Kalu lambi sans lete hue bolne laga.
Kalu- Bhabhi...wu...hummm..ahhh...hattt sasura...
Bhabhi- Jee? Kya bol rahe hai?
Kalu- Kuch nahi..kuch nahi..wu..Humm.. ahhhh..
Bhabhi- Ajee kya bol rahe hai?
Kalu- Darsal hum ye keh rahe the ki??? Matlab mera ye matlab tha ki??? Ohhh...ufff...
Kalu kuch toh kahana chahata tha. Magar usko mushkil ho rahi thi.
Bhabhi- Ye kya hummm..ahmmm laga rakha hai? Ache se bataaoge aap?
Kalu- Wu..Humm.. ahh..#####
Bhabhi- Uff......### fir se? Are kya bolna chahate ho?
Poori tarah se chidhkar bhabhi ne poocha.
Kalu- Wu..darsal baat ye thi ki..matlab aisa hamka laga..matlab socha pooch kr dekhata hu..usme kya hai?
Bhabhi- Ufff-o-####@@@@ ye socha, wo bola, ye kya chal raha hai? Saaf saaf keh kyu nahi dete?
Kalu- Wu...meri ek madad karogi?
Bhabhi- Madad? Toh itna hadbadane ki kya jaroorat thi isme? Kaisi madad?
Kalu- Wu..jaise maine apki ki thi, ab aap meri karo.
Bhabhi ekdum se zhatka khaa gayi.
Usko turant apni chut par kalu ki jeebh yaad ayi. Wo ekdum se sharma gayi aur sar niche zhuka liya. Magar Usne khudko samhalkar wo boli.
Fir ghusse me poocha.
Bhabhi- What? Kaisi Madad?
Kalu- Muzhe samajh nahi aa rha aapko kaise batau? Par bahot dard ho rha hai bhabhi.
Bhabhi- Kya dard?
Kalu- dard hai..bada dard hai..wahi soch raha hu ki aapko kaise bataau? Par hamre pass koi chara bhi nahi hai, toh aapko batana hi padega. par agar aap ghussa naa ho toh!!!!
Bhabhi- Mai kyu ghussa houngi? Bataaye kya baat hai?
Kalu- Pahale aap bol do ki ghussa nahi karogi. Aur poori baat ko samajh logi. Fir aapko jaisa lage wahi thik.
Bhabhi- Thik hai baba. Ghussa nahi karungi.
Kalu- Toh ye dekhiye...
Itna bolkar kalu uth khada huaa.
Uff..Wo uthate hi uski pant ka wo ubhra huaa tent bhabhi ko dikh gaya.
Wo aise tha jaise kisine pant ke andar ek lakadi khadi kar di hai.
Uska utha huaa lund dekhkar bhabhi pahale toh ekdum se chounk gayi. Fir chehare par guilt bhare expression laate hue bhabhi ne apani ankhe hi band kar li. Fir dusari taraf mooh banakar chi chi karti boli.
Bhabhi- what the fck....iyyyyuuuuvvvvv...Ye kya hai? Chiii...
Kalu- Dekhiye, muzhe galat mat samjhiye. Humra ye matlab nahi tha. Par sasura bahot dard ho rha hai, toh kaa karega aadmi? Ab kaise bataaye aapko? Mard ka dard!...darsal humka bhi sahi nahi lag raha aapse ye baat karne ko..par yaha aapke alwa aur kise bataaye?
Bhabhi- Are baat kya hai jaldi batayiye.
Bhabhi dusari taraf mich michi ankhe karke poochne lagi.
Kalu- Chaliye bata hi dete hai.. par aap ghussa naa hona.
Bhabhi- Are..pahale bataayiye toh.
Kalu- Jee..pata nahi kaise kahe ise...par mere waha jyada khichaav ki waha se bada darad ho raha hai.
Bhabhi ne sharm se niche dekha.
Bhabhi- Matlab?
Kalu- Darsal bhabhi...mera 'Wo' andar pant me kahi seedha atak ke fas gya hai...uska tan ke kheecha huaa 'Dhanushya- baan' ban chuka hai...hunnn bhabhi.
Kalu chehare par dard late hue bola.
Bhabhi- Chiiii..kya ...ye kya kah rahe hai aap?
Kalu- Sach me bhabhi jee. Haaayeyee ree. Ab kaa bataaye? Bada darad de raha hai..maano pathariya ho gayi ho.
Bhabhi- Uff..whatever...muzhe kuch nahi sunana iske baare me.
Kalu - Hum soche ki, aapse thodi sahayata chaah rahe the. Agar apko koi dikkat nahi toh.
Ye sunkar bhabhi shock ho gyi
Bhabhi- Matlab?
Kalu- Mere hath pe ye acid laga huaa hai. Hath andar nahi dal sakte. Isase apne wha chuwunga toh Mera toh Saman kisi kaam ka nahi rahega.
Bhabhi- Chiii......aap ye kaisi baate kar rahe?
Kalu- Sahi keh rahe hai..poora khatarnaak jaharila acid hota hai hai.
Bhabhi- Achaa? Toh hath par kaise lagaya hai?
Bhabhi mishkil haste hue boli.
Kalu- Are bhabhi jee..ihh..lagane se pahale ye jo dusari bottle me hai naa? Wo sulfur lagaana padata hai. Fir uske upar ye acid laga sakte hai.
Aisa direct lagaayenge toh sasura jalaakar aur kala kar dega, aur dusara aisan daag dhabba chod dega, ki janam bhar tak sath rahega.
Itna khatarnaak hota hai yeh sasura.
Bhabhi- Toh fir....
Kalu- Naaa..bhabhi jee..ab ihhh mat Kahana ki ye sulfur mere waha kyu nahi lagaate? Aur haa..aapko madad nahi karni toh kum se kum ye sulfur toh lagaa do waha. Wo chalega.
Bhabhi kuch naa boli. Uski yoh bolti band ho gayi.
Bhabhi- Are mai wo nahi keh rahi thi. Mai ye keh rahi hu, mere ghar me paani ki koi tension nahi hai. Ache se hath dho lijiyee aur fir apni madad khud kar ljiye.. Sharm nahi aati aisa kaam ek aurat ko bolte hue?
Bhabhi ne tanj ke sath usko kosa.
Kalu- Aree nahi naa..wahi toh dikkat hai. Ye sulfer 1 hi bottle tha, jo maine laga liya. Aur jo thoda saa bacha huaa hai, wo hath dhone ke liye chahiye.
Bhabhi- Toh aap uss Birju ko bole , ki ye sulfur dukaan jaakar laaye. Mai paise de deti hu.
Bhabhi haste hue bol rahi thi.
Kalu- Are...bhabhi jee.. ye yaha nahi milta.
Yaha se 20km jana padega.
Aur ab birju ko madad ke liye bulaane ko nahi Kahana. Uss se pahale mai kahi doob mar jaunga. Ha..ha..ha...
Chehare par dard lekar Kalu thoda hasa.
Saare raste band dekhkar ab bhabhi ne majboori me poocha.
Bhabhi- Ufff..haa toh aap chahate kya ho? isme mai kya madat kar sakti hu aapki?
Kalu- Hum chahate hai ki aap yaha hath lagakar usko waha se thik kara dijiye..bass..itna hi karna hai....sasura kisi ched me jakar fasa hai lag raha hai...
Ye sunte hi bhabhi sharm se lal ho gayi.
Par hoton pe ghussa laate hue boli
Bhabhi- Chiii...ye aap kya bol rahe hai? Aapko koi Tameej?
Kalu- Kaha tha aap ghussa ho jayenge...
Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya swagat kare aapka? Aisi ghatiya baat karenge toh ghussa hi hoga na koi? Achaa huaa koi sasuralwala nahi aaspass..warna ghussa toh chodo....aapko maar maar kar lal kar deta.
Kalu- haaa..iska jimmedaar bhi koi lal rang hi hai...
Bhabhi- Kya? Kya kaha aapne?
Kalu- Jeee..kuch nahi..wo tan ke andar se lal hi pad chuka hai..bhabhi jee aap nahi samjhoge...bada dard ho raha hai. Pleeezzzz...Upar naabhi tak dard doud raha...haayeeee..sasura iss se achaa napunsak bail hote...ye uthak baithak toh nahi hoti...
Bhabhi- Chiii..aap ye kya badbadaa rahe hai?
Kalu- Bhabhi....please...warna hamri jaan nikal jayegi...
Bhabhi- No...aap pagal ho gaye ho? Ye kya karne ko keh rahe ho? Mai nahi..
Kalu- Are bhabhi jee kum se kum upar se toh hilakar thoda usko adjust kara dijiye...aapko bata nai sakte hum kya se gujar rahe hai. Bada majboor hu..hath kata huaa "Thakur" ban gaya hu. Haayeee....ihh. dekhiye..aisan hi dard ki lahar chode jaa raha hai.... Poore ke poore mard ko Sula deta hai ye dard..
Chehare par dardnaak expressions dikhaate hue kaalu acting kar ke dikhane laga tha.
Ab bhabhi sochne par majboor ho gayi.
kuch soch hi rahi thi ki tabhi kalu fir se jabardast dard se lot-put ho gaya.
Sath me wo jor se chillaya tha.
Uska dard dekhkar ab bhabhi ke mooh se phat se nikala.
Bhabhi- Thik hai. Par bass upar se..
To be continued.....
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Unka ye andaaz aisa tha ki, Kalu deewana ho gaya.
Ab use hi kuch karna tha, tabhi wo iss garam mahol ka sahi se fayda utha sakta tha.
Usne kuch socha aur thaili se kuch nikaal kar apne hath par faas liya. Wo kuch kala aur safed rang kaa liquid tha, jo pipe ko jodne me lagata hai. Apne hath usme dubakar pipe ka kaam karne laga.
Thodi der waise hi kaam karte raha.
Uske baad ekdum se tilmilakar utha aur bhabhi ko dekhkar kahane laga.
Kalu- umhhhh...umhhhh...umhhhh...
Bhabhi- What? Ohhh..hooo..aap fir se shuru ho gaye? Kaha naa bakwas chodkar sab baat kar sakte ho. Itna dikhaane ki jaroorat nahi.
Kalu lambi sans lete hue bolne laga.
Kalu- Bhabhi...wu...hummm..ahhh...hattt sasura...
Bhabhi- Jee? Kya bol rahe hai?
Kalu- Kuch nahi..kuch nahi..wu..Humm.. ahhhh..
Bhabhi- Ajee kya bol rahe hai?
Kalu- Darsal hum ye keh rahe the ki??? Matlab mera ye matlab tha ki??? Ohhh...ufff...
Kalu kuch toh kahana chahata tha. Magar usko mushkil ho rahi thi.
Bhabhi- Ye kya hummm..ahmmm laga rakha hai? Ache se bataaoge aap?
Kalu- Wu..Humm.. ahh..#####
Bhabhi- Uff......### fir se? Are kya bolna chahate ho?
Poori tarah se chidhkar bhabhi ne poocha.
Kalu- Wu..darsal baat ye thi ki..matlab aisa hamka laga..matlab socha pooch kr dekhata hu..usme kya hai?
Bhabhi- Ufff-o-####@@@@ ye socha, wo bola, ye kya chal raha hai? Saaf saaf keh kyu nahi dete?
Kalu- Wu...meri ek madad karogi?
Bhabhi- Madad? Toh itna hadbadane ki kya jaroorat thi isme? Kaisi madad?
Kalu- Wu..jaise maine apki ki thi, ab aap meri karo.
Bhabhi ekdum se zhatka khaa gayi.
Usko turant apni chut par kalu ki jeebh yaad ayi. Wo ekdum se sharma gayi aur sar niche zhuka liya. Magar Usne khudko samhalkar wo boli.
Fir ghusse me poocha.
Bhabhi- What? Kaisi Madad?
Kalu- Muzhe samajh nahi aa rha aapko kaise batau? Par bahot dard ho rha hai bhabhi.
Bhabhi- Kya dard?
Kalu- dard hai..bada dard hai..wahi soch raha hu ki aapko kaise bataau? Par hamre pass koi chara bhi nahi hai, toh aapko batana hi padega. par agar aap ghussa naa ho toh!!!!
Bhabhi- Mai kyu ghussa houngi? Bataaye kya baat hai?
Kalu- Pahale aap bol do ki ghussa nahi karogi. Aur poori baat ko samajh logi. Fir aapko jaisa lage wahi thik.
Bhabhi- Thik hai baba. Ghussa nahi karungi.
Kalu- Toh ye dekhiye...
Itna bolkar kalu uth khada huaa.
Uff..Wo uthate hi uski pant ka wo ubhra huaa tent bhabhi ko dikh gaya.
Wo aise tha jaise kisine pant ke andar ek lakadi khadi kar di hai.
Uska utha huaa lund dekhkar bhabhi pahale toh ekdum se chounk gayi. Fir chehare par guilt bhare expression laate hue bhabhi ne apani ankhe hi band kar li. Fir dusari taraf mooh banakar chi chi karti boli.
Bhabhi- what the fck....iyyyyuuuuvvvvv...Ye kya hai? Chiii...
Kalu- Dekhiye, muzhe galat mat samjhiye. Humra ye matlab nahi tha. Par sasura bahot dard ho rha hai, toh kaa karega aadmi? Ab kaise bataaye aapko? Mard ka dard!...darsal humka bhi sahi nahi lag raha aapse ye baat karne ko..par yaha aapke alwa aur kise bataaye?
Bhabhi- Are baat kya hai jaldi batayiye.
Bhabhi dusari taraf mich michi ankhe karke poochne lagi.
Kalu- Chaliye bata hi dete hai.. par aap ghussa naa hona.
Bhabhi- Are..pahale bataayiye toh.
Kalu- Jee..pata nahi kaise kahe ise...par mere waha jyada khichaav ki waha se bada darad ho raha hai.
Bhabhi ne sharm se niche dekha.
Bhabhi- Matlab?
Kalu- Darsal bhabhi...mera 'Wo' andar pant me kahi seedha atak ke fas gya hai...uska tan ke kheecha huaa 'Dhanushya- baan' ban chuka hai...hunnn bhabhi.
Kalu chehare par dard late hue bola.
Bhabhi- Chiiii..kya ...ye kya kah rahe hai aap?
Kalu- Sach me bhabhi jee. Haaayeyee ree. Ab kaa bataaye? Bada darad de raha hai..maano pathariya ho gayi ho.
Bhabhi- Uff..whatever...muzhe kuch nahi sunana iske baare me.
Kalu - Hum soche ki, aapse thodi sahayata chaah rahe the. Agar apko koi dikkat nahi toh.
Ye sunkar bhabhi shock ho gyi
Bhabhi- Matlab?
Kalu- Mere hath pe ye acid laga huaa hai. Hath andar nahi dal sakte. Isase apne wha chuwunga toh Mera toh Saman kisi kaam ka nahi rahega.
Bhabhi- Chiii......aap ye kaisi baate kar rahe?
Kalu- Sahi keh rahe hai..poora khatarnaak jaharila acid hota hai hai.
Bhabhi- Achaa? Toh hath par kaise lagaya hai?
Bhabhi mishkil haste hue boli.
Kalu- Are bhabhi jee..ihh..lagane se pahale ye jo dusari bottle me hai naa? Wo sulfur lagaana padata hai. Fir uske upar ye acid laga sakte hai.
Aisa direct lagaayenge toh sasura jalaakar aur kala kar dega, aur dusara aisan daag dhabba chod dega, ki janam bhar tak sath rahega.
Itna khatarnaak hota hai yeh sasura.
Bhabhi- Toh fir....
Kalu- Naaa..bhabhi jee..ab ihhh mat Kahana ki ye sulfur mere waha kyu nahi lagaate? Aur haa..aapko madad nahi karni toh kum se kum ye sulfur toh lagaa do waha. Wo chalega.
Bhabhi kuch naa boli. Uski yoh bolti band ho gayi.
Bhabhi- Are mai wo nahi keh rahi thi. Mai ye keh rahi hu, mere ghar me paani ki koi tension nahi hai. Ache se hath dho lijiyee aur fir apni madad khud kar ljiye.. Sharm nahi aati aisa kaam ek aurat ko bolte hue?
Bhabhi ne tanj ke sath usko kosa.
Kalu- Aree nahi naa..wahi toh dikkat hai. Ye sulfer 1 hi bottle tha, jo maine laga liya. Aur jo thoda saa bacha huaa hai, wo hath dhone ke liye chahiye.
Bhabhi- Toh aap uss Birju ko bole , ki ye sulfur dukaan jaakar laaye. Mai paise de deti hu.
Bhabhi haste hue bol rahi thi.
Kalu- Are...bhabhi jee.. ye yaha nahi milta.
Yaha se 20km jana padega.
Aur ab birju ko madad ke liye bulaane ko nahi Kahana. Uss se pahale mai kahi doob mar jaunga. Ha..ha..ha...
Chehare par dard lekar Kalu thoda hasa.
Saare raste band dekhkar ab bhabhi ne majboori me poocha.
Bhabhi- Ufff..haa toh aap chahate kya ho? isme mai kya madat kar sakti hu aapki?
Kalu- Hum chahate hai ki aap yaha hath lagakar usko waha se thik kara dijiye..bass..itna hi karna hai....sasura kisi ched me jakar fasa hai lag raha hai...
Ye sunte hi bhabhi sharm se lal ho gayi.
Par hoton pe ghussa laate hue boli
Bhabhi- Chiii...ye aap kya bol rahe hai? Aapko koi Tameej?
Kalu- Kaha tha aap ghussa ho jayenge...
Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya swagat kare aapka? Aisi ghatiya baat karenge toh ghussa hi hoga na koi? Achaa huaa koi sasuralwala nahi aaspass..warna ghussa toh chodo....aapko maar maar kar lal kar deta.
Kalu- haaa..iska jimmedaar bhi koi lal rang hi hai...
Bhabhi- Kya? Kya kaha aapne?
Kalu- Jeee..kuch nahi..wo tan ke andar se lal hi pad chuka hai..bhabhi jee aap nahi samjhoge...bada dard ho raha hai. Pleeezzzz...Upar naabhi tak dard doud raha...haayeeee..sasura iss se achaa napunsak bail hote...ye uthak baithak toh nahi hoti...
Bhabhi- Chiii..aap ye kya badbadaa rahe hai?
Kalu- Bhabhi....please...warna hamri jaan nikal jayegi...
Bhabhi- No...aap pagal ho gaye ho? Ye kya karne ko keh rahe ho? Mai nahi..
Kalu- Are bhabhi jee kum se kum upar se toh hilakar thoda usko adjust kara dijiye...aapko bata nai sakte hum kya se gujar rahe hai. Bada majboor hu..hath kata huaa "Thakur" ban gaya hu. Haayeee....ihh. dekhiye..aisan hi dard ki lahar chode jaa raha hai.... Poore ke poore mard ko Sula deta hai ye dard..
Chehare par dardnaak expressions dikhaate hue kaalu acting kar ke dikhane laga tha.
Ab bhabhi sochne par majboor ho gayi.
kuch soch hi rahi thi ki tabhi kalu fir se jabardast dard se lot-put ho gaya.
Sath me wo jor se chillaya tha.
Uska dard dekhkar ab bhabhi ke mooh se phat se nikala.
Bhabhi- Thik hai. Par bass upar se..
To be continued.....
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