08-06-2026, 10:18 PM
Ghar ki Marammad
Part 4
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Ab bhabhi bhi kitchen me aa gayi thi.
Piche khadi rahkar kuch der bhabhi kalu ko yuhi dekhti rahi.
Fir boli.
Bhabhi- Kaha hai?
Kalu- Jee....aap kab aayi? Aur kaa kaha hai?
Bhabhi ne ufff chodate hue pareshaani ke reaction de diye.
Kalu confused khada raha.
Ke,
Tabhi usko kuch yaad aya.
Kalu- Ariiii sasura...wo toh thaili me hi reh gaya. Mai toh bhool hi gaya.
Aisa bolkar Kalu ne thaili se kuch nikala.
Kalu- Ye lijiye, aapka chicken. Sasura bhool hi gaya tha.
Bhabhi- Haa..bahot badhiya.
Aisa bolkar fir se bhabhi ne Ufff wale reactions de chode.
Kalu- Aapko kaa laga, hum laana hi bhool gaya? Nahi..nahi..laaye hai. Ha..ha.. ha..Waisan koi mehmaan aanewala hai kaa aaj? Kaa sach me Vikas jee aane wale hai?
Bhabhi- Haa..
Kalu- Kaa..Sach me?
Bhabhi- Unka Ana, Na ana, wo toh kuch der me pata hi chalega. Par ye chicken unke sath sath aap dono ke liye hi mangawaya hai.
Ye sunte hi kalu kaa chehara khushi se zhoom utha.
Kalu- Kaa..Sach me? Hamre liye? Hum majdoor ke liye?
Bhabhi- kyu? Kya huaa? Ap log chicken khate nahi ho kya?
Kalu- Are khate hai..khaate hai..bahot dabaake khaate hai. Wo baat yu ki, hum kai ghar kaa kam kiye hai, magar sasura kisine hamre liye aisa special khana nahi banwaya aajtak.
Bhabhi - Are usme kya hai? Ab dopahar tak kaam karoge, toh dopahar kaa khana bhi toh lagega naa aapko? Aur waise bhi mere ghar se koi bhooka nahi jata.
Kalu- Wahhh..wahhh...jitni khubsoorat ho aap, Utne hi khubsoorat aapke bichaar bhi hai..aap sach me kamaal ki ho!!
Bhabhi- Are isme kya hai? Khana hi toh banana hai?
Kalu- Naahi..naahi...ye bass khana banaane ki baat nahi hai. Balki, majdooron ko bhi insaan samajhne ki baat hai.
Ek taraf aap aisi, aur dusari taraf wo dono bhaai dekho. Ek ne toh bhikari keh hi diya tha, aur chote bhai ne aaj chor bhi keh diya.
Bhabhi kalu ko dekhne lagi.
Kalu- Subah chor wali baat kaan par aayi hamre. Suni thi maine.
Bhabhi- Aisa kuch nahi.....wo dono bhi ache hi hai. Bass jubaan fisal jaati hai, warna uss din Shirt, Aur aaj ye kaam nahi milta aapko. Samjhe?
Kalu- Haa..ihhh sahi kaha. Juban unki fisal jaati hai, aur jubaan aapko chaatni padati hai.
Bhabhi ekdum se sehma gayi. sharma se dusari taraf dekhte hue haapte hue boli.
Bhabhi- Shut up..I don't wanna talk about this.
Kalu- Are englis me kaa batiyaa rahi hai iss bhikaari ko? Hamka kaa ghanta samajh gawa?
Bhabhi- Shuuuuuu...chup..bilkul chup..Mai kuch nahi bolna chahati uske baare me.
Kalu- Waise Mai kaa soch raha thaa???? Ki... bhikaari ka mafinama toh dekh liya..ab chor ka dekhne wali baat hai?
Bhabhi- Shuuuu...shut up..Ekdum chup.
Kalu- Are batayiye naa..chor se maafi kaise mang logi?
Bhabhi- Shuuu...aap fir se shuru ho gaye? Maine kaha muzhe ye baate nahi chahiye. Aap apne kaam par dhyan do. Samjhe?
Kalu- Areee..lagata hai wo Lilly ko hi bulana padega.
Bhabhi- Shuuu..chup ...bahot huaa...ruko jara. Aapka kaam hi cancel karwa deti hu.
Aisa bolkar bhabhi Golu ko call lagaane lagi.
Dekhte hi dekhte laga bhi liya.
Golu- Hello..Hello....Hello?...bhabhi?.Hello...Kya huaa?? Bhabhi??
Bhabhi bina kuch bole apna mobile loudspeaker par chadhakar kalu ko ishaare me dhamki de rahi thi.
Udhar Golu chillaye jaa raha tha.
Golu- Hello....Hello...bhabhi...bhabhi...
Yaha ye dekhkar Kalu ne turant hath jod liye, aur jubaan par 2 thappad lagakar patti laagane wali action karne laga.
Tab jakar bhabhi ne jawab diya.
Bhabhi- Haa..Golu...Badi Sasu maa ne sham ko aate wakt wahase gujarne ko kaha hai.
Golu- Achaa..bhabhi..Aate wakt hokar aata hu.
Bhabhi- Thik hai. Rakhati hu.
Golu- Rukiye...Wo log Aa gaye kya?
Bhabhi- Haa..abhi abhi aaye hai. Abhi tak kaam shuru bhi nahi kiya.
Golu- Unko bolo###@@@₹₹%%%
Bhabhi- Haa.haa.. Mai dekh leti hu sab. Tum study pe dhyaan do.
Khataakkk...
Bhabhi ne phone kaat diya.
Ohhh...
Baal baal bach gaye...
Phone ke rakhte hi kalu gidgidaane laga.
Kalu- Are nahi nahi Malkin .sarii..sariii..ekdum chup rahenge. Kaam rukwa kar garib ki pet par lath naa maar diyo, bhabhi jee...
Sarii..sarii..ab ek labaj bhi naa nikalunga aapki permission ke bina.
Iske baad kuch wakt ke liye waha koi nahi bola.
Thodi der baad Bhabhi ne moodkar dekha, toh Kalu apne kaam me laga huaa tha.
Kuch der baad kalu mooh se kuch awaj nikalne laga.
Kalu- hummm..Humm.. hummm..hummmm.hommmhumm....
Bhabhi- What?
Kalu- Hummm..hummm..hummmm...
Bhabhi- Are kya mooh fulaake hummm..hummm laga rakha hai? Bologe kuch?
Kalu- Ahhhaa..ab aapne permission di isliye bol rahe hai..
Bhabhi- Haa...Bade aye..normal baate karne se thodi mana kiya tha? Wo toh aapki bakwas baat ke liye tha.
Kalu- Naa..jee..naa..hum toh pooch ke hi bolenge. Pata nahi iss doodhwale ki konsi baat chubh jaye aapko? Jaise Gand chubhati hai..
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne toh mooh se hath hi dhak liya..
Bhabhi- Chiiii.....ufff...
Fir sharm se naha gayi.
Ab ghussa hokar boli
Bhabhi- Chiii...Aap chup the wo hi thik tha. Aurat ke samne kya bolna hai aapko jara bhi tameej nahi hai.
Kalu- Are bhabhi. Ab Gand ko...###@@%%&&@@@###₹₹
Bhabhi- Shuuuu....shut up..bilkul shut up..iske aage ek labj bhi nahi....
Kalu- Haa..ha..ha.. lagata hai aap samajh gayi...waisan kuch kaam ki bata raha tha.
Toh permissin mili hai tabtak bol deta hu...
Bhabhi ke chehare par fir se Uff wale expression the.
Kalu- Wo mai ye keh raha tha ki, abhi mai ye pipe kaat- jod kaa kaam kar raha hu. Isko time lagega. Fir ye hath dhone ki basin jod deta hu tabtak. Toh waha kholne se pahale kuch bartan dhone hai toh tabtak dho lijiye.
Bhabhi- Uff..Haa...bartan toh dhone hai. Ye bass kuch rasoi kaa saman ikkatha kara lu, fir phat se dho leti hu.
Kalu- Thik hai jee..fir kitchen kaa khatam kar ke fir bathroom kar deta hu. Aap tabtak badhiya chicken bana daalo.
Sasura jee reh nahi paa raha aapke hath kaa khane ko.
Bhabhi- Aapne jubaan band rakhi to hi khana milega...Thik hai jee? Samjhe?
Birju waha upar chat pe, kalu yaha kitchen ke ek kone me, aur bhabhi bhi kitchen me khadi khadi rasoi ki tayaari me.
Ab sab apne apne kaam me lag gye.
Kalu thik bhabhi ke piche jameen par niche baithkar apna kaam kar raha tha. Wo lagaataar bich bich me bhabhi ko piche se taad raha tha.
Black saree aur lal blouse me bhabhi aaj kuch jyada hi katilana lag rahi thi.
Piche se apani gand matkaate khada wo jism maano bulawa de raha ho. Kalu ka toh abhi se gala suk gaya.
Aisa mouka, aur aisi bhari jawani ko dekhkar use raha nahi jaa raha tha.
Tabhi wo jor se chillaya.
Kalu- Bhabhi...kochroch wa...
Ye sunte hi bhabhi uchal padi aur kalu ke pass doudi. Wo uske bahome aane hi wali thi ki,
Ke,
Tabhi, wo wahi ruk gayi.
Fir apne aapko samhalkar kalu ko thappad dikhaate hue boli.
Bhabhi- Ahhaaa..Chokroach....Maar khaaoge.....Uff..aap bhi naa....bade hi battmiz ho. Iss baar mai aapke zhanse me nahi aane wali. Kyunki muzhe achee se pata hai, ki ye mera kitchen hai aur, mai itna saaf rakhati hu, ki mere kitchen me koi cockroach hoga hi nahi. Ufff....Par achi chaal thi muzhe dara ne ki...hunnnn...
Kalu- Ha..ha .ha..ha...Haa...kaise dar gayi?
Kalu hasta raha.
Bhabhi- Aap bade hi badmash ho. Meri toh jaan hi nikal chuki thi.
Aisa bolkar wo palat gayi.
Tabhi kalu fir se chillaya.
Kalu- Bhabhi...Chipkali...
Bhabhi- Haa..haa..ab chipkali..Aap ek kaam karo, saare kidon ko bula lo.
Bhabhi ne sar hilaate chidhaane ki andaaj me bola..
Wo fir se usko thappad dikhakar wapas moodne lagi.
Par tabhi wo wahi ruki.
Wo kuch sochne lagi. Kuch sochkar uska chehara sharm se fool gaya, aur wo hass gayi.
Uss hasi me ek naughty pan tha.
Tabhi,
Ekdum se wo piche moodi aur niche jameen par baithe hue kalu ke seedha godh me jakar baith gayi.
Ufff...
Ohh..my..hod..
Kalu ko pata bhi nahi chala.
Usne ye sapne me bhi expect nahi kiya tha ki, aaj itne nakhare dikhaane wali bhabhi ekdum se aisa kuch karegi?
Aisa khubsoorat badan baahome paakar kalu toh hakkabakka reh gaya.
Bhabhi- Haayeee...Mai toh dar gayi!!uffg...haayeee...mammi,ab mai kya karu? Muzhe bacha liijiye kalu jee...
Itna bolkar bhabhi jitni raftaar se aakar bahome baithi thi, utni hi raftaar se fir se uth khadi ho gayi.
Kuch door jakar bolne lagi.
Bhabhi- Dekha???..badhaai ho...aapne muzhe akhir dara hi diya...ab khush? Ab chupchaap kaam pe lagiye..Bade aaye kidon ke shahanshah.
Aisa bolkar hasne lagi.
Bhabhi ke ye nakhare hi toh bade jaanlewa hote the?
Inhi nakharo par toh Kalu bhabhi par latthu tha.
Kalu Haayeee..hayeee..karta reh gaya.
To be continued....
Part 4
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Ab bhabhi bhi kitchen me aa gayi thi.
Piche khadi rahkar kuch der bhabhi kalu ko yuhi dekhti rahi.
Fir boli.
Bhabhi- Kaha hai?
Kalu- Jee....aap kab aayi? Aur kaa kaha hai?
Bhabhi ne ufff chodate hue pareshaani ke reaction de diye.
Kalu confused khada raha.
Ke,
Tabhi usko kuch yaad aya.
Kalu- Ariiii sasura...wo toh thaili me hi reh gaya. Mai toh bhool hi gaya.
Aisa bolkar Kalu ne thaili se kuch nikala.
Kalu- Ye lijiye, aapka chicken. Sasura bhool hi gaya tha.
Bhabhi- Haa..bahot badhiya.
Aisa bolkar fir se bhabhi ne Ufff wale reactions de chode.
Kalu- Aapko kaa laga, hum laana hi bhool gaya? Nahi..nahi..laaye hai. Ha..ha.. ha..Waisan koi mehmaan aanewala hai kaa aaj? Kaa sach me Vikas jee aane wale hai?
Bhabhi- Haa..
Kalu- Kaa..Sach me?
Bhabhi- Unka Ana, Na ana, wo toh kuch der me pata hi chalega. Par ye chicken unke sath sath aap dono ke liye hi mangawaya hai.
Ye sunte hi kalu kaa chehara khushi se zhoom utha.
Kalu- Kaa..Sach me? Hamre liye? Hum majdoor ke liye?
Bhabhi- kyu? Kya huaa? Ap log chicken khate nahi ho kya?
Kalu- Are khate hai..khaate hai..bahot dabaake khaate hai. Wo baat yu ki, hum kai ghar kaa kam kiye hai, magar sasura kisine hamre liye aisa special khana nahi banwaya aajtak.
Bhabhi - Are usme kya hai? Ab dopahar tak kaam karoge, toh dopahar kaa khana bhi toh lagega naa aapko? Aur waise bhi mere ghar se koi bhooka nahi jata.
Kalu- Wahhh..wahhh...jitni khubsoorat ho aap, Utne hi khubsoorat aapke bichaar bhi hai..aap sach me kamaal ki ho!!
Bhabhi- Are isme kya hai? Khana hi toh banana hai?
Kalu- Naahi..naahi...ye bass khana banaane ki baat nahi hai. Balki, majdooron ko bhi insaan samajhne ki baat hai.
Ek taraf aap aisi, aur dusari taraf wo dono bhaai dekho. Ek ne toh bhikari keh hi diya tha, aur chote bhai ne aaj chor bhi keh diya.
Bhabhi kalu ko dekhne lagi.
Kalu- Subah chor wali baat kaan par aayi hamre. Suni thi maine.
Bhabhi- Aisa kuch nahi.....wo dono bhi ache hi hai. Bass jubaan fisal jaati hai, warna uss din Shirt, Aur aaj ye kaam nahi milta aapko. Samjhe?
Kalu- Haa..ihhh sahi kaha. Juban unki fisal jaati hai, aur jubaan aapko chaatni padati hai.
Bhabhi ekdum se sehma gayi. sharma se dusari taraf dekhte hue haapte hue boli.
Bhabhi- Shut up..I don't wanna talk about this.
Kalu- Are englis me kaa batiyaa rahi hai iss bhikaari ko? Hamka kaa ghanta samajh gawa?
Bhabhi- Shuuuuuu...chup..bilkul chup..Mai kuch nahi bolna chahati uske baare me.
Kalu- Waise Mai kaa soch raha thaa???? Ki... bhikaari ka mafinama toh dekh liya..ab chor ka dekhne wali baat hai?
Bhabhi- Shuuuu...shut up..Ekdum chup.
Kalu- Are batayiye naa..chor se maafi kaise mang logi?
Bhabhi- Shuuu...aap fir se shuru ho gaye? Maine kaha muzhe ye baate nahi chahiye. Aap apne kaam par dhyan do. Samjhe?
Kalu- Areee..lagata hai wo Lilly ko hi bulana padega.
Bhabhi- Shuuu..chup ...bahot huaa...ruko jara. Aapka kaam hi cancel karwa deti hu.
Aisa bolkar bhabhi Golu ko call lagaane lagi.
Dekhte hi dekhte laga bhi liya.
Golu- Hello..Hello....Hello?...bhabhi?.Hello...Kya huaa?? Bhabhi??
Bhabhi bina kuch bole apna mobile loudspeaker par chadhakar kalu ko ishaare me dhamki de rahi thi.
Udhar Golu chillaye jaa raha tha.
Golu- Hello....Hello...bhabhi...bhabhi...
Yaha ye dekhkar Kalu ne turant hath jod liye, aur jubaan par 2 thappad lagakar patti laagane wali action karne laga.
Tab jakar bhabhi ne jawab diya.
Bhabhi- Haa..Golu...Badi Sasu maa ne sham ko aate wakt wahase gujarne ko kaha hai.
Golu- Achaa..bhabhi..Aate wakt hokar aata hu.
Bhabhi- Thik hai. Rakhati hu.
Golu- Rukiye...Wo log Aa gaye kya?
Bhabhi- Haa..abhi abhi aaye hai. Abhi tak kaam shuru bhi nahi kiya.
Golu- Unko bolo###@@@₹₹%%%
Bhabhi- Haa.haa.. Mai dekh leti hu sab. Tum study pe dhyaan do.
Khataakkk...
Bhabhi ne phone kaat diya.
Ohhh...
Baal baal bach gaye...
Phone ke rakhte hi kalu gidgidaane laga.
Kalu- Are nahi nahi Malkin .sarii..sariii..ekdum chup rahenge. Kaam rukwa kar garib ki pet par lath naa maar diyo, bhabhi jee...
Sarii..sarii..ab ek labaj bhi naa nikalunga aapki permission ke bina.
Iske baad kuch wakt ke liye waha koi nahi bola.
Thodi der baad Bhabhi ne moodkar dekha, toh Kalu apne kaam me laga huaa tha.
Kuch der baad kalu mooh se kuch awaj nikalne laga.
Kalu- hummm..Humm.. hummm..hummmm.hommmhumm....
Bhabhi- What?
Kalu- Hummm..hummm..hummmm...
Bhabhi- Are kya mooh fulaake hummm..hummm laga rakha hai? Bologe kuch?
Kalu- Ahhhaa..ab aapne permission di isliye bol rahe hai..
Bhabhi- Haa...Bade aye..normal baate karne se thodi mana kiya tha? Wo toh aapki bakwas baat ke liye tha.
Kalu- Naa..jee..naa..hum toh pooch ke hi bolenge. Pata nahi iss doodhwale ki konsi baat chubh jaye aapko? Jaise Gand chubhati hai..
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne toh mooh se hath hi dhak liya..
Bhabhi- Chiiii.....ufff...
Fir sharm se naha gayi.
Ab ghussa hokar boli
Bhabhi- Chiii...Aap chup the wo hi thik tha. Aurat ke samne kya bolna hai aapko jara bhi tameej nahi hai.
Kalu- Are bhabhi. Ab Gand ko...###@@%%&&@@@###₹₹
Bhabhi- Shuuuu....shut up..bilkul shut up..iske aage ek labj bhi nahi....
Kalu- Haa..ha..ha.. lagata hai aap samajh gayi...waisan kuch kaam ki bata raha tha.
Toh permissin mili hai tabtak bol deta hu...
Bhabhi ke chehare par fir se Uff wale expression the.
Kalu- Wo mai ye keh raha tha ki, abhi mai ye pipe kaat- jod kaa kaam kar raha hu. Isko time lagega. Fir ye hath dhone ki basin jod deta hu tabtak. Toh waha kholne se pahale kuch bartan dhone hai toh tabtak dho lijiye.
Bhabhi- Uff..Haa...bartan toh dhone hai. Ye bass kuch rasoi kaa saman ikkatha kara lu, fir phat se dho leti hu.
Kalu- Thik hai jee..fir kitchen kaa khatam kar ke fir bathroom kar deta hu. Aap tabtak badhiya chicken bana daalo.
Sasura jee reh nahi paa raha aapke hath kaa khane ko.
Bhabhi- Aapne jubaan band rakhi to hi khana milega...Thik hai jee? Samjhe?
Birju waha upar chat pe, kalu yaha kitchen ke ek kone me, aur bhabhi bhi kitchen me khadi khadi rasoi ki tayaari me.
Ab sab apne apne kaam me lag gye.
Kalu thik bhabhi ke piche jameen par niche baithkar apna kaam kar raha tha. Wo lagaataar bich bich me bhabhi ko piche se taad raha tha.
Black saree aur lal blouse me bhabhi aaj kuch jyada hi katilana lag rahi thi.
Piche se apani gand matkaate khada wo jism maano bulawa de raha ho. Kalu ka toh abhi se gala suk gaya.
Aisa mouka, aur aisi bhari jawani ko dekhkar use raha nahi jaa raha tha.
Tabhi wo jor se chillaya.
Kalu- Bhabhi...kochroch wa...
Ye sunte hi bhabhi uchal padi aur kalu ke pass doudi. Wo uske bahome aane hi wali thi ki,
Ke,
Tabhi, wo wahi ruk gayi.
Fir apne aapko samhalkar kalu ko thappad dikhaate hue boli.
Bhabhi- Ahhaaa..Chokroach....Maar khaaoge.....Uff..aap bhi naa....bade hi battmiz ho. Iss baar mai aapke zhanse me nahi aane wali. Kyunki muzhe achee se pata hai, ki ye mera kitchen hai aur, mai itna saaf rakhati hu, ki mere kitchen me koi cockroach hoga hi nahi. Ufff....Par achi chaal thi muzhe dara ne ki...hunnnn...
Kalu- Ha..ha .ha..ha...Haa...kaise dar gayi?
Kalu hasta raha.
Bhabhi- Aap bade hi badmash ho. Meri toh jaan hi nikal chuki thi.
Aisa bolkar wo palat gayi.
Tabhi kalu fir se chillaya.
Kalu- Bhabhi...Chipkali...
Bhabhi- Haa..haa..ab chipkali..Aap ek kaam karo, saare kidon ko bula lo.
Bhabhi ne sar hilaate chidhaane ki andaaj me bola..
Wo fir se usko thappad dikhakar wapas moodne lagi.
Par tabhi wo wahi ruki.
Wo kuch sochne lagi. Kuch sochkar uska chehara sharm se fool gaya, aur wo hass gayi.
Uss hasi me ek naughty pan tha.
Tabhi,
Ekdum se wo piche moodi aur niche jameen par baithe hue kalu ke seedha godh me jakar baith gayi.
Ufff...
Ohh..my..hod..
Kalu ko pata bhi nahi chala.
Usne ye sapne me bhi expect nahi kiya tha ki, aaj itne nakhare dikhaane wali bhabhi ekdum se aisa kuch karegi?
Aisa khubsoorat badan baahome paakar kalu toh hakkabakka reh gaya.
Bhabhi- Haayeee...Mai toh dar gayi!!uffg...haayeee...mammi,ab mai kya karu? Muzhe bacha liijiye kalu jee...
Itna bolkar bhabhi jitni raftaar se aakar bahome baithi thi, utni hi raftaar se fir se uth khadi ho gayi.
Kuch door jakar bolne lagi.
Bhabhi- Dekha???..badhaai ho...aapne muzhe akhir dara hi diya...ab khush? Ab chupchaap kaam pe lagiye..Bade aaye kidon ke shahanshah.
Aisa bolkar hasne lagi.
Bhabhi ke ye nakhare hi toh bade jaanlewa hote the?
Inhi nakharo par toh Kalu bhabhi par latthu tha.
Kalu Haayeee..hayeee..karta reh gaya.
To be continued....
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