29-05-2026, 02:46 PM
Part 2
Kalu ke jaane ke baad bahu ki dincharya shuru ho gayi.
Bhabhi ne sabke liye chaai, breakfast bana liya.
Tabhi, uske bade sasural ghar ke log bahu ko milne aaye. Divya, bade sasur jee, Badi sasu maa. Aur 2 bacche. Guddi aur Munna.
Bacchon ko chocolates mili, Divya ko mast jacket laayi thi bhabhi. Aur sasu maa ko sweater, Manali se.
Poori family ne fir mil julkar nashta kar liya, yaha waha ko baate ho gayi aur ab sab chale gaye.
Sath me uska pati Rana aur devar Golu bhi unke sath chale gaye. Family kaa kuch kaam tha shayad.
Rana- Ab Saaf safaayi me poora din ulzhi mat rahna. Phat se thoda saa niptakar thoda aram kar lena. Tumhe jaroorat hai iski. Hum jakar aate hai.
Bhabhi- Haa..bass thode bartan hai, fir aram hi karungi aaj.
Ab, bhabhi akeli thi ghar par apne budhe sasur ke sath. Bhabhi apne kaam me lagi rahi. 5 din se ghar aurat ke bina kabada ho jata hai. Bhabhi Saaf safaayi me lag gayi. Dekhte hi dekhte dopahar ke 12 baj gaye. Sasur Giridhar jee nashta kar ke fir se so bhi gaye the aaj.
Bartan dhone ke baad wo kitchen saaf karne me lag gayi.
Kitchen ko saaf kar ke ab wo bahar Hall me zhadu maarne pahunchi.
Wo zhadu maar hi rahi thi, ki samne sofe par baithe sasur jee ne usko awaj di.
Sasur jee- Bahu????? Wo bahu...
Bhabhi- Jee???
Bhabhi ne awaj ki taraf sofe ko dekha.
Fir Kuch samajhke wahi sharma gayi.
Kyunki,
Sofe par baitha sasur asali sasur nahi tha. Balki bhabhi kaa imaginary sasur tha. Asali Giridhar jee toh andar kamare me soye the.
Ye aksar hota tha uske sath. Akele hote hi uska naughty deemaag aisi hi utpatang harkate karne lagata.
Aur yaha toh Honeymoon ki khumaari abhi tak utari hi kaha thi?
Sasur jee- Are bahu..Honeymoon se loutkar baaki sab se toh mil li, apne sasur se kab milogi?
Lilly- Jee...Pranam karti hu...
Sasur jee- Aur ye kya? Tumne fir se? Kitni baar batake rakha hai, fir bhi?
Lilly- Jee..wo...Mai.. hummm...ummmm...
Sasur jee- Kya, hummm hummm laga rakha hai? Bhains ho kya? Akkal ghutno me hai kya? Aise toh apne sasural ki izzat mitthi me mila dogi tum. Chal jaldi utaar ise...hamare ghar me ye sab nahi chalta...hamari khandaan ko ye shobha nahi deta, ye pahale hi bataya hai tuzhe.
Apne imaginary sasur jee se bhabhi badi duvidha me pad gayi. Use samajh me hi nahi aa raha tha, ki kya kare? Wo sharm, haya, dar, parhej se bhar gayi.
Uske andar ek alag hi chul mach gayi.
Wo fir se hummm..tummmmm...karte wahi badi hi uncomfortable tarike se wahi khadi rahi.
Sasur jee- Aree? Khadi kya ho? Saap sung gaya kya? Warna hum aakar utaar denge. Khandaan par daag, sasuri....###₹₹₹###@@₹₹₹
Sasur jee ne ekdum jor ki awaj me apni bahu ko dant diya.
Ab kya?
Bahu ko apne Sasur ki baat manani hi thi.
Lilly- Jee.wo..umhhh..ufff..thik hai..
Aisa kahkar sharm se ankhe jameen ki taraf karke khadi ho gayi. Tabhi usne dekha ki darwaja toh khulaa hi hai.
Aur fir pahale darwaja band karne ko jaane lagi.
Sasur jee- Ruk...kaha jaa rahi hai?
Lilly- Jee....Darwaja lagaane.
Sasur jee- Kyu? Hotel me bade kide the tuzhme? Waha kaise darwaja kholkar hi kapade utaar diye the? Toh ab kya huaa? Wo kuch nahi..yaha bhi waise hi karegi...pahale kapade utaar ke poori nangi ho jaa..baad me shaan se jakar darwaja laga. Sasural ke liye garv andar se dikhana chahiye.
Hotel ki baat Sasur jee ke mooh se sunte hi Lilly chounk gayi. Lajja se poori mar gayi. Wo counk kar sharm se sasur jee ko dekhne lagi.
Sasur jee- Aise kya dekh rahi ho? Tumhe kya laga, muzhe kaise pata? Wo beta hai mera. Saput mere ghar kaa! Apne baap ko nahi bataayega, toh aur kisko bataayega?
Chal, jaldi utaar ab.
Apne Sasur jee ki ye baat sunkar bhabhi lajaa se poori bheeg gayi. Apne pati ko koste hue Lilly ab apni gulabi saree utaarne lagi.
Udhar Darwaja khulla hi tha, aur idhar sasur giddh ki tarah, laar tapkaate use dekhe jaa raha tha.
Uffff...
Badi hi asahaj awastha me patthar dil pe rakhkar Lilly nirwastr ho rahi thi.
Akhirkaar ek ek karke Lilly ne apne saare kapade utaar diye.
Wow...
Ufff...
Ab poori nangi hokar wo apne imaginary sasur ke samne khadi ho gayi.
Sasur apni bahu ki jawani aur khubsoorati dekh kar pagal ho gaya.
Sasur jee- Wahhh..ye huii naa baat.
Nangi hote hi ab Lilly bhagkar uss darwaje ke pass gayi, aur sabse pahale wo darwaja band kar liya.
Tarrrrrrr...dhadam....
Darwaja band hone ke baad uski jaan me jaan aayi. Usko dhak dhak sanse thodi normal ho gayi.
Ab,
Wo fir se aakar poori nangi awastha me sasur jee ke samne khadi ho gayi.
Sasur jee- Wahhh...Ab lag rahi hai tu iss ghar ki bahu. Shabasss....
Aiss bolte hue sasur jee uske badan ko aise ghurne laga ki Lilly paani paani ho gayi.
Tabhi sasur jee ko kuch dikh gaya.
Sasur jee- Aree...sasuraa...wo kya hai? Dekhe toh? Ghum jaa...
Toh Lilly ghum gayi.
Sasur jee- " Wahhh...re...wahhh...Maja aa gaya. Kya mast lag rahi hai tu iss pooch ke sath. Mera beta isi ke baare me bata raha tha. Apni biwi ko iss se achha gehana ho hi nahi sakta. Dekha mera beta? Hoshiyaar hai naa? Hummm...Muzhe garv hai uspar...Hummmm...
Aa..Jara ache se dekh toh le. Idhar aakar apne sasur jee ki jangh par aakar baith."
Har kadam pe bhabhi ke liye sharm ki ek next level badhati jaa rahi thi.
Wo bichaari har level par chui - mui hokar bikharti jaa rahi thi.
Bhale hi wo apne imaginary sasur ke samne thi, par laaj toh asali thi naa?
Toh, ab usko sasur jee ki baat ko manana hi tha.
Rotalu mooh banakar apne baalo ko sawarte hue wo uss sofe ke pass gayi, aur apne sasur ki jangh par baith gayi.
Ufff...
Darsal uss sofe par ek gol takiya tha. Uss takiya ko bhi bhahhi ne sasur jee ki jangh bana li.
Baithate hi uski pooch kaa Anal plug use chubh gaya.
Lilly- Siiiiiiiiiii.....uffff....
Sasur jee- Ha..ha..ha....ye toh Siiiii kar gayi...ha..ha..ha.....bahu toh...ha..ha..ha..ha....chubh gaya kya jyada?? Ha..ha..ha..ha...
Harami Buddha asie haskar bhabhi kaa ghor majak udaane laga.
Iss majak se toh bhabhi khudko bada apmaanit mehsoos karne lagi.
Par wo karti kya? Waha uska sasur jee tha.
Wo chupchaap sehati hui rahi.
Sasur jee- Ye badhiya tarkeeb nikala hai mera beta. Aurat ko aise hi control me rakhna chahiye. Uthate-baithatae wakat hameshaa use yaad ana chahiye ki, uska pati hi uske liye sab kuch hai aur sath me ye bhi akkal aani chahiye ki, wo kiss gharane ki bahu hai.
Idhar Lilly apne sssur ki jangh par poori sharm khakar mari jaa rahi thi. Upare se sasur uska majak uda raha tha.
Sasur jee- Waise bahu???
Lilly- Jee?
Sasur jee- "Hamne toh poocha hi nahi? Honeymoon kaisa raha tunhara? Ache se petbhar chudaayi toh ho gayi hai naa teri? Mere bete me dum - khum toh chokha hai naa? Usne khush toh kar diya hai naa tuzhe? Wo keh raha tha 'Ass training', 'Ass training' karke laya hu. Iss poonch se toh majboot taleem hui hai lag raha hai tumhari....ha..ha..ha..."
Lilly ko aise lag raha tha, dharti faad ke usme mooh chupa le. Wo bichaari sharm se bada hi uncomfortable feel kar rahi thi.
Sasur bhi jaan bujhkar dukhati nas ko hi badane wali baate kar raha tha.
Sasur jee- Are bol? Usne khush toh kiya naa tumhe?
Lilly- Jee....
Asahajta se bhabhi ne jawab de dala.
Sasur jee- Aur tumne? Uski saari khatirdaari toh ki naa tumne?
Lilly- Jee...
Ye wala jawab dete wakt bahu ko yaad aya, ki usne apne pati ko kaisa khush kiya tha.
Sasur jee- Wahhh...badhiya...Apne pati ko toh khush kar diya, par Sasur ka kya?
Lilly- Jee?
Sasur jee- Areee...baat samajh nahi aa rahi hai kya? Mere bete ko toh Manali Honeymoon par khush kar diya hai, Ab iss sasur ko bhi toh yaha jara Manali dikha de...bichara budha ko chalna firna bhi mushkil ho gaya hai..warna...Mai toh kashmir, pata nahi kaha kaha le jata tumhe....
Lilly- Jee? Ye kya keh rahe hai aap?
Sasur jee- Haa..haa. bilkul sahi samjha hai tumne. Ab Sasur jee ke sath Honeymoon manaayegi tu. Aur apne sasur jee ko bhi utna hi maja dogi, jitna apne pati ko diya tha. Waise bhi jara dekhu toh kaisa taleem kar ke laya hai Saput Mera? Ass training, Ass training laga rakha hai, jara dekhu toh kaisa training diya hai?
To be continued....
Kalu ke jaane ke baad bahu ki dincharya shuru ho gayi.
Bhabhi ne sabke liye chaai, breakfast bana liya.
Tabhi, uske bade sasural ghar ke log bahu ko milne aaye. Divya, bade sasur jee, Badi sasu maa. Aur 2 bacche. Guddi aur Munna.
Bacchon ko chocolates mili, Divya ko mast jacket laayi thi bhabhi. Aur sasu maa ko sweater, Manali se.
Poori family ne fir mil julkar nashta kar liya, yaha waha ko baate ho gayi aur ab sab chale gaye.
Sath me uska pati Rana aur devar Golu bhi unke sath chale gaye. Family kaa kuch kaam tha shayad.
Rana- Ab Saaf safaayi me poora din ulzhi mat rahna. Phat se thoda saa niptakar thoda aram kar lena. Tumhe jaroorat hai iski. Hum jakar aate hai.
Bhabhi- Haa..bass thode bartan hai, fir aram hi karungi aaj.
Ab, bhabhi akeli thi ghar par apne budhe sasur ke sath. Bhabhi apne kaam me lagi rahi. 5 din se ghar aurat ke bina kabada ho jata hai. Bhabhi Saaf safaayi me lag gayi. Dekhte hi dekhte dopahar ke 12 baj gaye. Sasur Giridhar jee nashta kar ke fir se so bhi gaye the aaj.
Bartan dhone ke baad wo kitchen saaf karne me lag gayi.
Kitchen ko saaf kar ke ab wo bahar Hall me zhadu maarne pahunchi.
Wo zhadu maar hi rahi thi, ki samne sofe par baithe sasur jee ne usko awaj di.
Sasur jee- Bahu????? Wo bahu...
Bhabhi- Jee???
Bhabhi ne awaj ki taraf sofe ko dekha.
Fir Kuch samajhke wahi sharma gayi.
Kyunki,
Sofe par baitha sasur asali sasur nahi tha. Balki bhabhi kaa imaginary sasur tha. Asali Giridhar jee toh andar kamare me soye the.
Ye aksar hota tha uske sath. Akele hote hi uska naughty deemaag aisi hi utpatang harkate karne lagata.
Aur yaha toh Honeymoon ki khumaari abhi tak utari hi kaha thi?
Sasur jee- Are bahu..Honeymoon se loutkar baaki sab se toh mil li, apne sasur se kab milogi?
Lilly- Jee...Pranam karti hu...
Sasur jee- Aur ye kya? Tumne fir se? Kitni baar batake rakha hai, fir bhi?
Lilly- Jee..wo...Mai.. hummm...ummmm...
Sasur jee- Kya, hummm hummm laga rakha hai? Bhains ho kya? Akkal ghutno me hai kya? Aise toh apne sasural ki izzat mitthi me mila dogi tum. Chal jaldi utaar ise...hamare ghar me ye sab nahi chalta...hamari khandaan ko ye shobha nahi deta, ye pahale hi bataya hai tuzhe.
Apne imaginary sasur jee se bhabhi badi duvidha me pad gayi. Use samajh me hi nahi aa raha tha, ki kya kare? Wo sharm, haya, dar, parhej se bhar gayi.
Uske andar ek alag hi chul mach gayi.
Wo fir se hummm..tummmmm...karte wahi badi hi uncomfortable tarike se wahi khadi rahi.
Sasur jee- Aree? Khadi kya ho? Saap sung gaya kya? Warna hum aakar utaar denge. Khandaan par daag, sasuri....###₹₹₹###@@₹₹₹
Sasur jee ne ekdum jor ki awaj me apni bahu ko dant diya.
Ab kya?
Bahu ko apne Sasur ki baat manani hi thi.
Lilly- Jee.wo..umhhh..ufff..thik hai..
Aisa kahkar sharm se ankhe jameen ki taraf karke khadi ho gayi. Tabhi usne dekha ki darwaja toh khulaa hi hai.
Aur fir pahale darwaja band karne ko jaane lagi.
Sasur jee- Ruk...kaha jaa rahi hai?
Lilly- Jee....Darwaja lagaane.
Sasur jee- Kyu? Hotel me bade kide the tuzhme? Waha kaise darwaja kholkar hi kapade utaar diye the? Toh ab kya huaa? Wo kuch nahi..yaha bhi waise hi karegi...pahale kapade utaar ke poori nangi ho jaa..baad me shaan se jakar darwaja laga. Sasural ke liye garv andar se dikhana chahiye.
Hotel ki baat Sasur jee ke mooh se sunte hi Lilly chounk gayi. Lajja se poori mar gayi. Wo counk kar sharm se sasur jee ko dekhne lagi.
Sasur jee- Aise kya dekh rahi ho? Tumhe kya laga, muzhe kaise pata? Wo beta hai mera. Saput mere ghar kaa! Apne baap ko nahi bataayega, toh aur kisko bataayega?
Chal, jaldi utaar ab.
Apne Sasur jee ki ye baat sunkar bhabhi lajaa se poori bheeg gayi. Apne pati ko koste hue Lilly ab apni gulabi saree utaarne lagi.
Udhar Darwaja khulla hi tha, aur idhar sasur giddh ki tarah, laar tapkaate use dekhe jaa raha tha.
Uffff...
Badi hi asahaj awastha me patthar dil pe rakhkar Lilly nirwastr ho rahi thi.
Akhirkaar ek ek karke Lilly ne apne saare kapade utaar diye.
Wow...
Ufff...
Ab poori nangi hokar wo apne imaginary sasur ke samne khadi ho gayi.
Sasur apni bahu ki jawani aur khubsoorati dekh kar pagal ho gaya.
Sasur jee- Wahhh..ye huii naa baat.
Nangi hote hi ab Lilly bhagkar uss darwaje ke pass gayi, aur sabse pahale wo darwaja band kar liya.
Tarrrrrrr...dhadam....
Darwaja band hone ke baad uski jaan me jaan aayi. Usko dhak dhak sanse thodi normal ho gayi.
Ab,
Wo fir se aakar poori nangi awastha me sasur jee ke samne khadi ho gayi.
Sasur jee- Wahhh...Ab lag rahi hai tu iss ghar ki bahu. Shabasss....
Aiss bolte hue sasur jee uske badan ko aise ghurne laga ki Lilly paani paani ho gayi.
Tabhi sasur jee ko kuch dikh gaya.
Sasur jee- Aree...sasuraa...wo kya hai? Dekhe toh? Ghum jaa...
Toh Lilly ghum gayi.
Sasur jee- " Wahhh...re...wahhh...Maja aa gaya. Kya mast lag rahi hai tu iss pooch ke sath. Mera beta isi ke baare me bata raha tha. Apni biwi ko iss se achha gehana ho hi nahi sakta. Dekha mera beta? Hoshiyaar hai naa? Hummm...Muzhe garv hai uspar...Hummmm...
Aa..Jara ache se dekh toh le. Idhar aakar apne sasur jee ki jangh par aakar baith."
Har kadam pe bhabhi ke liye sharm ki ek next level badhati jaa rahi thi.
Wo bichaari har level par chui - mui hokar bikharti jaa rahi thi.
Bhale hi wo apne imaginary sasur ke samne thi, par laaj toh asali thi naa?
Toh, ab usko sasur jee ki baat ko manana hi tha.
Rotalu mooh banakar apne baalo ko sawarte hue wo uss sofe ke pass gayi, aur apne sasur ki jangh par baith gayi.
Ufff...
Darsal uss sofe par ek gol takiya tha. Uss takiya ko bhi bhahhi ne sasur jee ki jangh bana li.
Baithate hi uski pooch kaa Anal plug use chubh gaya.
Lilly- Siiiiiiiiiii.....uffff....
Sasur jee- Ha..ha..ha....ye toh Siiiii kar gayi...ha..ha..ha.....bahu toh...ha..ha..ha..ha....chubh gaya kya jyada?? Ha..ha..ha..ha...
Harami Buddha asie haskar bhabhi kaa ghor majak udaane laga.
Iss majak se toh bhabhi khudko bada apmaanit mehsoos karne lagi.
Par wo karti kya? Waha uska sasur jee tha.
Wo chupchaap sehati hui rahi.
Sasur jee- Ye badhiya tarkeeb nikala hai mera beta. Aurat ko aise hi control me rakhna chahiye. Uthate-baithatae wakat hameshaa use yaad ana chahiye ki, uska pati hi uske liye sab kuch hai aur sath me ye bhi akkal aani chahiye ki, wo kiss gharane ki bahu hai.
Idhar Lilly apne sssur ki jangh par poori sharm khakar mari jaa rahi thi. Upare se sasur uska majak uda raha tha.
Sasur jee- Waise bahu???
Lilly- Jee?
Sasur jee- "Hamne toh poocha hi nahi? Honeymoon kaisa raha tunhara? Ache se petbhar chudaayi toh ho gayi hai naa teri? Mere bete me dum - khum toh chokha hai naa? Usne khush toh kar diya hai naa tuzhe? Wo keh raha tha 'Ass training', 'Ass training' karke laya hu. Iss poonch se toh majboot taleem hui hai lag raha hai tumhari....ha..ha..ha..."
Lilly ko aise lag raha tha, dharti faad ke usme mooh chupa le. Wo bichaari sharm se bada hi uncomfortable feel kar rahi thi.
Sasur bhi jaan bujhkar dukhati nas ko hi badane wali baate kar raha tha.
Sasur jee- Are bol? Usne khush toh kiya naa tumhe?
Lilly- Jee....
Asahajta se bhabhi ne jawab de dala.
Sasur jee- Aur tumne? Uski saari khatirdaari toh ki naa tumne?
Lilly- Jee...
Ye wala jawab dete wakt bahu ko yaad aya, ki usne apne pati ko kaisa khush kiya tha.
Sasur jee- Wahhh...badhiya...Apne pati ko toh khush kar diya, par Sasur ka kya?
Lilly- Jee?
Sasur jee- Areee...baat samajh nahi aa rahi hai kya? Mere bete ko toh Manali Honeymoon par khush kar diya hai, Ab iss sasur ko bhi toh yaha jara Manali dikha de...bichara budha ko chalna firna bhi mushkil ho gaya hai..warna...Mai toh kashmir, pata nahi kaha kaha le jata tumhe....
Lilly- Jee? Ye kya keh rahe hai aap?
Sasur jee- Haa..haa. bilkul sahi samjha hai tumne. Ab Sasur jee ke sath Honeymoon manaayegi tu. Aur apne sasur jee ko bhi utna hi maja dogi, jitna apne pati ko diya tha. Waise bhi jara dekhu toh kaisa taleem kar ke laya hai Saput Mera? Ass training, Ass training laga rakha hai, jara dekhu toh kaisa training diya hai?
To be continued....
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