28-05-2026, 01:13 AM
Episode 13 - " Honeymoon se ghar wapasi"
Part 1-
Kalu har subah ummid se ata. Fir darwaje par Golu kaa chehara dekhkar wahi khambe ko lath maar leta.
Pichle 4 din se uske sath yahi ho raha tha.
Wo itna udaas ho gaya tha ki uski tabiyat utar gayi. Jab se wo bhabhi se mila tha, tab se uske kaale chehare par hamesha ek rounak khili rahati thi. Mahas 4 din me uski ye rounak urarkar uska chehara sukha saa lagane laga.
Ek toh kala, aur ab sukha bhi.
Aaj 5th day tha.
Wo aaj bhi subah subah apna udas chehara lekar aya tha. Use laga tha kum se kum 15din iss Lalia- Majanu kaa ghumne ka plan hai. Simila, Manali, kashmir...aur pata nahi kaa, kaa?
Usne murzhaaye hue hi dppr- ring bajaayi aur doodh ko naapkar bharne laga.
Kuch der baad darwaja khulne laga.
Tarrrrr..tarrrrrrr...
Use Golu kaa chehara bhi nahi dekhna tha, toh kalu ne pahale hi doodh thaili me bhar ke rakha tha.
Hath badhakar wo thaili dene laga...
Uffff...
Ke tabhi,
Usne najook kalayi wala hath darwaje ko dhakelta huaa paya.
Ufff...my....hod...
Waha se aage poora scene slow motion me chalne laga. Waha ki hawa bhi slow motion me ho gayi, aur wo darwaja bhi slow motion me hi khulne laga.
Tarrrr...krrrrrrrr...tarrrrr...
Darwaje ki karrrr...awaj ke sath sath ab waha kangan ki khankhan ki awaj bhi baj uthi.
Aur sath me kalu ke kano par Chan Chan Payal ki awaj bhi aa padi.
Magar wo bhi slow motion me.
Channnnn....Channnnn.......
Abhi adha darwaja khula hi tha ki, kalu ko ek madmast perfume ki sunagdh mil gayi.
Uss mahak se jaise wo subah ki hawa tarotaza hokar waha kaa watavaran sadagi me badal gaya.
Uss vishesh perfume ne kalu ke mashtishk ko kuch samjha diya tha.
Josh, chetana, sargarmi, jaise sath me hi uske jism me ghuss gayi. Kalu kaa murzhaya chehara ekdum se chamak gaya. Kyunki, Wo iss khushboo ko janata tha.
Usne phat se ankhe upar kar ke dekha...
Ufff..
Toh ab wo darwaja poora khul gaya tha, aur samne uski wo jannat ki pari khadi thi.
Jiski ek zhalak paane ke liye taras gaya tha kalu, wo sakshat darwaje par khadi thi.
Matlab uski bhains wapas aa gayi thi.
Kalu ankhe faad kar aise mata- mat dekh raha tha, jaise wo pahali baar bhabhi ko dekh raha ho.
Ufff...
Iss 5 din ki judaayi ne kalu ki najaro me bhabhi ko aur bhi nayaab aur khubsoorat bana diya tha.
Sach me....
Bhabhi aur bhi khubsoorat bankar lauti thi.
Ek gulaabi rang ki saree pahani thi usne, jisme lal rang ke dil ke nishaan the.
Waha se aage kalu ne jo bhi dekha, wo bass lal-gulaabi hi tha.
Uska badan aisa lal gulabi bankar aya tha, jaise wapas aate wakat Manali ki gulabi thandi sath me laayi hai.
Sath me uske chehare par aisi sadgi thi, jo piya ke pyaar ki gawahi de rahi thi.
Sadagi ke sath sath ek ajeeb thakaan bhi thi uske poore badan me, jo piya se petbhar chudaai ki gawahi de rahi thi.
Wo hosh gawakar iss haseena ke har ang ki khubsoorati ko nihaarne laga tha.
Bhabhi- Good morning kalu jee...
Idhar kalu ki ankhe aur mooh dono khule the.
Bhabhi ki wo komal awaj sunkar use toh aur bhi gudgudi ho uthi.
Kalu- Gu...gu..gu...gu...gudmaaamii...........
Uski kapkapahat dekh kar bhabhi hass padi.
Bhabhi- What? Gud..Mami??? Konse Mami ki yaad aa rahi hai aapko?
Kalu- Gggg..jiii...wooo,,,wuuu..hamra matlab tha...Gudu..marning bhabhi jee...k..k...k...k...k.....kaaa jabardast zhatka diya aapne???? Hamri toh jubaan ladkhada gayi..
Bhabhi- ufff....aap bhi naa...
Haayee..
Wahi naughty ada k sath bhabhi kaa wo "uff, aap bhi naa??" Kahana...!!...
Kalu toh iska deewana tha.
Kalu ke jindagi ki bahar 1 hi zhatke me wapas aa gayi thi.
Kalu- Ahhhaaaa....aap wapas aa gayi!!!!
Bhabhi- Haaa..hum wapas aa gaye...
Bhabhi madakta ke sath hass di.
Kalu- Aapko kaa bataaye..Kitna miss kiya....@@@###@@@
Kalu bol hi raha tha, ki tabhi bhabhi ne jabardast foorti dikhaate hue ek kadam darwaje se bahar aakar apna ek hath kalu ke mooh par rakh diya.
Uska mooh band karke usko Shuuuuu....kara ke ekdum chup rahane kaa ishara kiya.
Kalu wahi ruk gaya.
Fir bhabhi ne andar ishara karte hue kisike hone jikar kiya.
Kalu savdhaan ho gaya.
Tabhi acting karte hue bhabhi joro se bolne lagi.
Bhabhi- Areee...hum? Golu ne bataya naa aapko, ki hum ghumne gaye the...Kal raat late laute hai.
Ajii sunte ho? Kalu jee aye hai..Doodhwale...
Tabhi andar se Rana ki awaj aayi.
Rana- Achaa...dedo usko...
Bhabhi- Thik hai...
Rana jee ki awaj sunkar kalu ki fat gayi. Wo choukanna waise hi khada raha. Par Rana toh TV ke samne andar baithe the.
Doori kaa andaza aate hi kalu thoda relax ho gaya.
Ab Bhabhi ne kalu ke hath se thaili wala doodh lete hue kaha.
Bhabhi- Plastic? Aapko pata hai naa, pahale se bandha huaa doodh nahi chahiye hame. Pahale hi bataya huaa hai naa? Ye doodhwale bade chalakh hote hai, milawat me aur naaptol me, inki hath chalakhi kon pakade? Mere ankho ke samne naap kar bartan me de dena hai....samjhe kya?
Kalu dhimi awaj me bola.
Kalu- Aree....Ye toh uss golu ke liye tha.. aapko toh hame bhi waise hi dhime dhime naapkar dena hai..
Chaati par hath ragadte poori feel lete hue kalu bola.
Bhabhi ne ankhe badi kar ke uski ye chaati par ragadne ki wali acting band karne ko kaha. Tevari chadakar Shuuu.....###**###....kar diya usko.
Kalu ne haste hue acting band kar di. Aur dhimi awaj me bola.
Kalu- Waisan...Rana jee kaa dene ki bol rahe the?
Kuch kaam hai kaa?
Bhabhi- Ruke yahi...
Aisa bolkar bhabhi andar chali gayi.
Kalu wahi khada raha. Aaj wo bada khush tha. Usne aaj baramade par lage khambe ko lath nahi mari, balki khambe kaa chumma hi le liya.
Thodi der baad bhabhi ayi.
Bhabhi- Are kalu jee..aap jara andar aao. Sahab bula rahe hai.
Rana ke hote hue andar aane ki baat ne kalu ko dhadaki bhara di.
Wo toh rotalu moo banakar Naa naa karne laga.
Par uske samne hokar bhabhi ne uspar tevari chadhate hue ishara kiya.
Ab kalu ko andar jana hi tha.
Wo dar ke maare kachraate hue darwaje se thoda andar aya. Par darwaje ke pass hi sar zhuka kar khada ho gaya.
Ke fir bhabhi apne pati se kahane lagi.
Bhabhi- Ye lijiye...aap hi dijiye..aapka hi farj hai.
Aisa bolkar ek thaili apne pati ko de di.
Rana raazhi nahi lag raha tha, magar apne biwi ki baat ko usko manana pada.
Usne wo thaili le jakar kalu ke hath me rakh di.
Thaili dekhkar kalu chounk gaya.
Kalu- Jee???jee malik? Ihhh kaa hai?
Bhabhi- Khud hi kholkar dekhiye.
Bhabhi mishkil bhari haste hue boli.
Toh, kalu ne thaili me hath dalkar usko bahar nikal diya.
Ohhhhh...wow...
"Shirt." ....
Haa,
Wo ek Nayi shirt thi.
Ekdum safed rang ki.
Shirt ko dekhkar hairaani bhari najaro se kalu poochne laga.
Kalu- Jee malik??? Ihhh kaa hai? Kameej? Kiske liye?
Rana- Haa...Ye hamari taraf se tumhare liye gift hai. Manali se laaye hai. Wo......darsal baat ye hai ki, Gift toh bahana hai, ye toh uss din ke liye hamari taraf se Sorry hai. Wo maile shirt ki wajah se hi galatfaimi me mai aapko bhikaari samajh baitha. Toh Lilly ne hi ye sujhaya.
Kalu romharshit hokar reh gaya.
Kalu surprised ki mudra me bass hairtangej bankar dekhta raha.
Waha piche se bhabhi muskuraa rahi thi.
Rana- Dekho, size barabar hai kya? Size aur choice, Lilly ne hi ki hai.
Idhar kalu kahi kho gaya tha.
Toh Rana ne awaj chadhakar bola.
Rana- Hello...Kaha kho gaye? Pasand toh aayi naa?
Kalu dhadaam se hosh me aa gaya.
Kalu- Jee..malik??? Pasand??? Ye kaa bol rahe ho aap? Pasand nahi bahot pasand aya jee. Balki jabardast pasand aya jee. Itna achaa toh hamri shadi me bhi nahi pahana huaa tha hamne...
Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha...
Rana..bhabhi..Kalu.. teeno milkar hass pade.
Kalu- Parantu malik iski kaa jaroorat thi? Ye saari waarii kiss liye?
Rana- Are aise kaise? Sorry toh banati thi.
Kalu- Hum majdoor kaa, kaa leke baithe ho malik? Aur waise toh, Memsaab ne toh usi din badi ache se maafi mang li thi. Unhon poora ghussa thookne par majbor kar dala tha muzhko uss din. Uske baad hum toh uss baat ko kabka bhool gaye the.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ke ang par kante aa gaye aur wo thandi pad gayi. Use badi sharam aayi.
Kamal ki humiliation bhari expressions lekar usne apna sar jhuka liya.
Kalu- Memsaab badi achi hai, malik.
Rana- Achaa???? Tumne kab sorry keh di Lilly? Bataya nahi muzhe?
Bhabhi- Jee...wo..wo...Special Chaai Pila di thi. Haa..Aapne jo Sri Lanka se special chaaipatti laayi thi naa. ussi ki chaai. Uske baad ye turant hasne lage the.
Bhabhi ko kya bole kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha. Wo itna sharminda thi ki apne pati ki taraf dekh bhi nahi paa rahi thi.
Rana- Achaa.... Wo special chaai???
Tab toh badhiya hai..ha..ha..ha...
Chalo...Thik hai..... Aur Good. Baat ko bhool gaye toh.
Kalu- Aur nahi toh kaa....aisan baat ko kon ghasite? Hamre man me koi bair nahi. Aur ab toh hogi bhi nahi kabhi. Khass kar ke uss special chaai ke baad.
Ha..ha..ha...ha..ha..
Issbaar Kalu akela hass gaya.
Rana ne pahale jaise attitude me kalu ko ignore kiya.
Iske baad Rana wapas piche gaye aur morning news dekhne me lag gaye.
Jaise hi pati piche gaya bhabhi ne chehare par tevari chadhakar shikayat bhara ishara kar ke bahar jaakar khada hone ko kaha.
Bhabhi ki hui halat ko dekhkar Kalu hasta huaa bahar jaane laga.
Ab kalu fir se ghar ke bahar baramade par aya.
Uske piche piche baad me bhabhi bhi darwaje tak aage aayi.
Bhabhi- Are you Mad???
Bhabhi uspar poora ghussa nikalne wali thi,
Par tabhi bhabhi ne dekha ki kalu toh bahar aakar niche baithkar rone laga hai.
Uska Rona dekh kar bhabhi ne ghussa chod diya.
Bhabhi- Aree kya huaa? Shirt ki size nahi fitt baithi kya?
Kalu- Kaa..bhabhi..hum yaha bhaook huee hai, aur aap hai ki majak uda rahe hai?
Wo aur jyada fuss fuss kar ro diya..
Fir roti hui shakal se hi bolne laga.
Kalu- Bhabhi jee..Sach bataau toh aajtak iss garib ko kisine gift nahi diy tha. Ye hamri life kaa pahala gift hai. Aur wo bhi aapki taraf se..aapko pata nahi, aapne kitni badi baat kar daali hai.
Uske khushi ke ansu bahane lage the.
Bhabhi usko sympathy dete hue door se hi use ishaare me samjhaane lagi. Uska pati Hall me hi TV dekhte baitha tha..
Bhabhi ki najar andar bhi thi, aur bahar bhi.
Ab bhabhi ne usko chup rahane ke liye bolte hue Kah di.
Bhabhi- Chale...Chale..kya rote baithe hai. Gift rone ke liye thodi hi laya tha? chup ho jaayiye ab. Aur ab nikal jaaye fat se..
Apne pati ko dekhte dekhte hue ekdum dhimi awaj me bhabhi usko samjha rahi thi.
Kalu ne ansu ghunt liye aur poochne laga.
Kalu- Nikal jaayiye? Aur hamra doodh?
Bhabhi- Shuuuuuuu......
Toh kalu ne phat se apni bhi awaj dhimi kar li, aur wahi dobara pooch liya.
Bhabhi- Umhhhh...ufff...Aaj nahi...
Kalu- Aaj nahi?
Bhabhi- Aaj nahi milega?
Kalu- Aaj nahi milega? Aree ihhh kaa kah rahi hai? kitne din se toh taras gaye hai...aur aap keh rahe hai aaj fir nahi? Naa...naa..aaj toh chahiye....
Ariii..hum dairy ki baat kar rahe hai..hamre customer ki baat kar rahe hai...waha wo Master jee mera roj deemag khaa rahe hai. Bolna pada bhains bimaar padi hai..kuch din nahi milega..
Bhabhi- Shuuu.....dhime bolo...
Wo chahe kuch bhii ho..par maine kaha aaj nahi. Jaayee....Aap ab chalte bano....
Bhabhi ne thos bajaate hue usko jaane ko kaha.
Kalu- Aree..kaa huaa? Video call pe toh bade sujhe hue dikha rahi thi meri bhains? Aur humka Manali aakar nikalne ki rath laga rakhi thi. Toh ab kaa huaa?
Bhabhi - Shuuu...shut up....
Ke tabhi..samne gate se Golu andar aa gaya.
Wo subah subah kahi bahar gaya huaa tha.
Shayad dukaan ko gaya hoga.
Golu ko gate par dekhte hi kalu piche hat gaya aur Samne khadi Memsab ke aage Japanese logon ki taraf zhukakar respect dene laga. Jaise bhabhi usko kuch samjha rahi hai,aur wo kuch samajh raha hai.
Golu ne bhabhi ki taraf smile dete hue respect di. Aur fir kalu ko bhikari ki najar se dekhte hue hunn kar ke andar chala gaya.
Golu andar jaate hi kalu aaj kaa mahol samajh gaya.
Kalu- Thik hai..thik hai..samajh sakat hai aaj..waisan bhi adhi raat ko loute ho..thakaan bhi badi huii hogi....Aap aaj aram kare..customer ko mai samhaal lunga. Aap fikar naa kare. kal baat karte hai..
Waise wu chodiye.. ek baat kahna chahat hai, ahhhahha..wahhhh...kaa lag rahi ha aap? Kasam se bata rahe hai, aap aaj kaa badhiya khubsoorat lag rahe ho? Aisa lagat hai, ki Manali ki gulaabi chadh gayi hai.
Bhabhi- Haa..haa.. thik hai.
Bhabhi uski tareef se sharma gayi.
Waise unn dono ki ankhe chori chori ek dusare ko aise dekh rahi thi, jaise bahot din baad 2 premi mil gaye ho.
Khass kar ke kaalu bhabhi ko aise dekh raha tha, jaise uski biwi mayke se wapas aayi ho.
Tabhi,
Andar baithe Rana ko koi call aya.
Rana- Lilly...mera Phone kaha rakha hai? Ring ho rahi hai...Ohhh..upar hi rakha hai kya?? Bola tha niche lekar aao...
Bhabhi ke dwara jawab dene se pahale hi Rana bajata huaa mobile dhundate dhundate upar seedhiya chadhkar gaya. Aur apne room me jakar baat karne laga.
Kalu- Waisan bada Tnaku...aap toh khubsoorat ho hi, magar aapka dil bhi bada khubsoorat hai. Kaisan thank u kahu iss gift ke liye..aap pahali aurat ho, jisne mere liye gifat laya.
Bhabhi- Kal pahankar aayiyega..
Kalu- Naa..naa.naaa? Sasura pagal hu kya? Isko toh dil se laga kar rakhunga. Jara bhi daag lagane nahi dunga poori zindagi tak..
Bhabhi- Aree..pahanane ke liye di hai..samhalkar rakhne ke liye nahi?
Aisa bolte bolte hi bhabhi andar bhaag gayi.
Kalu ko laga shayad uske pati ne bula liya..yaa fir kitchen me gas waise hi chodkar aayi hogi.
Kalu aaj ke din ke liye bada Prasanna tha.
Uski bahaar jo lout aayi thi.
Toh,
Wo khushi khushi apna saman batorne laga.
Ke tabhi
bhagate hue hi bhabhi darwaje par aakar dhadak gayi.
Bhabhi- Sune..ye lijiye...
Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne 1 safed bottle usko de di.
Wo bottle dete hue wo bada hi jabardast sharma gayi thi.
Kalu- Kaa hai??
Kalu wo bottle hath me lekar ache se dekhne laga.
Wo freez me rakhkar ekdum thandi thi.
Fir bhabhi sharmsaar hote hue apni najare zhukaate hue bolne lagi.
Bhabhi- Aapko kya pata, kitni mushkil se chupakar laayi hu? Wo bhi plane se....
Kal sham ko waha skating se loutkar time hi nahi mila. Ufff..aapko bhi kyaa hi batau? Khair chode wo. Idhar ye kambakht bade dard karne lage the. Toh washroom kaa bahana dekar jaldi jaldi me wahi thoda nikala tha. Hotel me di gayi fruit juice bottle me. Ab bottle ka idea aapne hi diya tha. Ab waha se apne pati se kaise kaise bachakar laayi hu, ye toh muzhe hi pata hai. Pahale hotel ki freez me. Fir aate wakt hawayi jahaz me...ufff..Wo log toh le hi nahi rahe the. Kaise toh batana pada ki, apne bacche ke liye carry kar rahi hu. Tab jakar cabin crew ki staaf ke freez me hi chupaakar rakhne mila.
Ye sunte hi kalu ki ankhe fati ke fati reh gayi.
Gotiyon jaisi ankho se hi usne kaha.
Kalu- Ahhhhhhaaaa....ye lauti naa meri bhains....ahhhaaa....
Bhabhi - Ishhhh.....
Haa..
Wo doodh se bhara chota saa bottle tha.
Shayad 300ml kaa juice ka bottle tha wo.
Kalu ne ye sunte hi wahi khol diya, aur pal bhar kaa intazaar naa karte hue khade khade hi ghataa ghat pee gaya.
Ghatakk### ghataak## ghatakkk#####
Kalu- Aabbhhhhh....wahhh...sasura kitne din se intzaar tha..Aur...ahhhaaa..haaa..kaa swad hai? Wahi mast malaayi aur tumhare badan ki khushboo ke sath. Haa magar thoda alag toh hai issbaar. Isme toh sasura Manali ki gulaab jaisi swad thi...sasuraa hum kya gulab doodh pee liye kaa?
Bhabhi sharm se hasne lagi.
Bhabhi- ishhh...aap bhi naa...
Itna bolkar wo fir se hasne lagi...
Kalu- Ha..ha..ha...ha...
Ab kalu bhi hasne laga..
Bhabhi- Chalo..niklo abhi...
Aisa bolkar bhabhi darwaja laga lene lagi.
Kalu- Thik hai. Aaj ke liye hum jaa raha hai. Hamka bhi jara aram chahiye. Wo kaa hai naa ki, khane se jyada 'khushi' pachaane me mushkil hoti hai.
Kalu ab santusht ho gaya tha. Uski bhains bhi wapas aayi thi, aur doodh bhi chakhne ko mila.
Ab wo nikalne laga.
Tabhi bhabhi ne apne ghar me 2-3 baar zhank ke dekha.
Fir jaate hue kalu ko shukk..shukkk. Kiya.
Kalu mood gaya.
Ke,
Tabhi bhabhi usko dekhkar behad sharma gayi.
Ke,
Tabhi, wo phat se moodkar uski taraf peet kar ke wahi darwaje par khadi ho gayi.
Ke,
tabhi,usne phat se ghutno tak hath pahunchakar apni saree piche se utha li..
Ufff..
Itni utha li, ki poori utha li.
Matlab ki chutad tak.
Wow.....
Aage kaa najara dekh kar kalu ke hath ka saman gir gaya.
Ufff...
Kalu ne dekha ki, bhabhi ke gol matol chikne chutadon ke beecho beech uski gand me wo pooch abhi tak thi.
Ufff..
Ohh..my..hod...
Kalu- Arrrarrrraaaa....sasura...ab tak hai?
Isssbar kalu jor se hi bol pada.
Bhabhi ne phat se apni saree ko niche chodkar apni saree ko sawar liya.
Bhabhi- Dekhe naa!!!
Rotalu chehara banakar ankho par kalayiya ragadne ki acting karte hue bhabhi bol padi.
Fir dusare hi pal haste hue usne darwaja laga liya.
To be continued...
Part 1-
Kalu har subah ummid se ata. Fir darwaje par Golu kaa chehara dekhkar wahi khambe ko lath maar leta.
Pichle 4 din se uske sath yahi ho raha tha.
Wo itna udaas ho gaya tha ki uski tabiyat utar gayi. Jab se wo bhabhi se mila tha, tab se uske kaale chehare par hamesha ek rounak khili rahati thi. Mahas 4 din me uski ye rounak urarkar uska chehara sukha saa lagane laga.
Ek toh kala, aur ab sukha bhi.
Aaj 5th day tha.
Wo aaj bhi subah subah apna udas chehara lekar aya tha. Use laga tha kum se kum 15din iss Lalia- Majanu kaa ghumne ka plan hai. Simila, Manali, kashmir...aur pata nahi kaa, kaa?
Usne murzhaaye hue hi dppr- ring bajaayi aur doodh ko naapkar bharne laga.
Kuch der baad darwaja khulne laga.
Tarrrrr..tarrrrrrr...
Use Golu kaa chehara bhi nahi dekhna tha, toh kalu ne pahale hi doodh thaili me bhar ke rakha tha.
Hath badhakar wo thaili dene laga...
Uffff...
Ke tabhi,
Usne najook kalayi wala hath darwaje ko dhakelta huaa paya.
Ufff...my....hod...
Waha se aage poora scene slow motion me chalne laga. Waha ki hawa bhi slow motion me ho gayi, aur wo darwaja bhi slow motion me hi khulne laga.
Tarrrr...krrrrrrrr...tarrrrr...
Darwaje ki karrrr...awaj ke sath sath ab waha kangan ki khankhan ki awaj bhi baj uthi.
Aur sath me kalu ke kano par Chan Chan Payal ki awaj bhi aa padi.
Magar wo bhi slow motion me.
Channnnn....Channnnn.......
Abhi adha darwaja khula hi tha ki, kalu ko ek madmast perfume ki sunagdh mil gayi.
Uss mahak se jaise wo subah ki hawa tarotaza hokar waha kaa watavaran sadagi me badal gaya.
Uss vishesh perfume ne kalu ke mashtishk ko kuch samjha diya tha.
Josh, chetana, sargarmi, jaise sath me hi uske jism me ghuss gayi. Kalu kaa murzhaya chehara ekdum se chamak gaya. Kyunki, Wo iss khushboo ko janata tha.
Usne phat se ankhe upar kar ke dekha...
Ufff..
Toh ab wo darwaja poora khul gaya tha, aur samne uski wo jannat ki pari khadi thi.
Jiski ek zhalak paane ke liye taras gaya tha kalu, wo sakshat darwaje par khadi thi.
Matlab uski bhains wapas aa gayi thi.
Kalu ankhe faad kar aise mata- mat dekh raha tha, jaise wo pahali baar bhabhi ko dekh raha ho.
Ufff...
Iss 5 din ki judaayi ne kalu ki najaro me bhabhi ko aur bhi nayaab aur khubsoorat bana diya tha.
Sach me....
Bhabhi aur bhi khubsoorat bankar lauti thi.
Ek gulaabi rang ki saree pahani thi usne, jisme lal rang ke dil ke nishaan the.
Waha se aage kalu ne jo bhi dekha, wo bass lal-gulaabi hi tha.
Uska badan aisa lal gulabi bankar aya tha, jaise wapas aate wakat Manali ki gulabi thandi sath me laayi hai.
Sath me uske chehare par aisi sadgi thi, jo piya ke pyaar ki gawahi de rahi thi.
Sadagi ke sath sath ek ajeeb thakaan bhi thi uske poore badan me, jo piya se petbhar chudaai ki gawahi de rahi thi.
Wo hosh gawakar iss haseena ke har ang ki khubsoorati ko nihaarne laga tha.
Bhabhi- Good morning kalu jee...
Idhar kalu ki ankhe aur mooh dono khule the.
Bhabhi ki wo komal awaj sunkar use toh aur bhi gudgudi ho uthi.
Kalu- Gu...gu..gu...gu...gudmaaamii...........
Uski kapkapahat dekh kar bhabhi hass padi.
Bhabhi- What? Gud..Mami??? Konse Mami ki yaad aa rahi hai aapko?
Kalu- Gggg..jiii...wooo,,,wuuu..hamra matlab tha...Gudu..marning bhabhi jee...k..k...k...k...k.....kaaa jabardast zhatka diya aapne???? Hamri toh jubaan ladkhada gayi..
Bhabhi- ufff....aap bhi naa...
Haayee..
Wahi naughty ada k sath bhabhi kaa wo "uff, aap bhi naa??" Kahana...!!...
Kalu toh iska deewana tha.
Kalu ke jindagi ki bahar 1 hi zhatke me wapas aa gayi thi.
Kalu- Ahhhaaaa....aap wapas aa gayi!!!!
Bhabhi- Haaa..hum wapas aa gaye...
Bhabhi madakta ke sath hass di.
Kalu- Aapko kaa bataaye..Kitna miss kiya....@@@###@@@
Kalu bol hi raha tha, ki tabhi bhabhi ne jabardast foorti dikhaate hue ek kadam darwaje se bahar aakar apna ek hath kalu ke mooh par rakh diya.
Uska mooh band karke usko Shuuuuu....kara ke ekdum chup rahane kaa ishara kiya.
Kalu wahi ruk gaya.
Fir bhabhi ne andar ishara karte hue kisike hone jikar kiya.
Kalu savdhaan ho gaya.
Tabhi acting karte hue bhabhi joro se bolne lagi.
Bhabhi- Areee...hum? Golu ne bataya naa aapko, ki hum ghumne gaye the...Kal raat late laute hai.
Ajii sunte ho? Kalu jee aye hai..Doodhwale...
Tabhi andar se Rana ki awaj aayi.
Rana- Achaa...dedo usko...
Bhabhi- Thik hai...
Rana jee ki awaj sunkar kalu ki fat gayi. Wo choukanna waise hi khada raha. Par Rana toh TV ke samne andar baithe the.
Doori kaa andaza aate hi kalu thoda relax ho gaya.
Ab Bhabhi ne kalu ke hath se thaili wala doodh lete hue kaha.
Bhabhi- Plastic? Aapko pata hai naa, pahale se bandha huaa doodh nahi chahiye hame. Pahale hi bataya huaa hai naa? Ye doodhwale bade chalakh hote hai, milawat me aur naaptol me, inki hath chalakhi kon pakade? Mere ankho ke samne naap kar bartan me de dena hai....samjhe kya?
Kalu dhimi awaj me bola.
Kalu- Aree....Ye toh uss golu ke liye tha.. aapko toh hame bhi waise hi dhime dhime naapkar dena hai..
Chaati par hath ragadte poori feel lete hue kalu bola.
Bhabhi ne ankhe badi kar ke uski ye chaati par ragadne ki wali acting band karne ko kaha. Tevari chadakar Shuuu.....###**###....kar diya usko.
Kalu ne haste hue acting band kar di. Aur dhimi awaj me bola.
Kalu- Waisan...Rana jee kaa dene ki bol rahe the?
Kuch kaam hai kaa?
Bhabhi- Ruke yahi...
Aisa bolkar bhabhi andar chali gayi.
Kalu wahi khada raha. Aaj wo bada khush tha. Usne aaj baramade par lage khambe ko lath nahi mari, balki khambe kaa chumma hi le liya.
Thodi der baad bhabhi ayi.
Bhabhi- Are kalu jee..aap jara andar aao. Sahab bula rahe hai.
Rana ke hote hue andar aane ki baat ne kalu ko dhadaki bhara di.
Wo toh rotalu moo banakar Naa naa karne laga.
Par uske samne hokar bhabhi ne uspar tevari chadhate hue ishara kiya.
Ab kalu ko andar jana hi tha.
Wo dar ke maare kachraate hue darwaje se thoda andar aya. Par darwaje ke pass hi sar zhuka kar khada ho gaya.
Ke fir bhabhi apne pati se kahane lagi.
Bhabhi- Ye lijiye...aap hi dijiye..aapka hi farj hai.
Aisa bolkar ek thaili apne pati ko de di.
Rana raazhi nahi lag raha tha, magar apne biwi ki baat ko usko manana pada.
Usne wo thaili le jakar kalu ke hath me rakh di.
Thaili dekhkar kalu chounk gaya.
Kalu- Jee???jee malik? Ihhh kaa hai?
Bhabhi- Khud hi kholkar dekhiye.
Bhabhi mishkil bhari haste hue boli.
Toh, kalu ne thaili me hath dalkar usko bahar nikal diya.
Ohhhhh...wow...
"Shirt." ....
Haa,
Wo ek Nayi shirt thi.
Ekdum safed rang ki.
Shirt ko dekhkar hairaani bhari najaro se kalu poochne laga.
Kalu- Jee malik??? Ihhh kaa hai? Kameej? Kiske liye?
Rana- Haa...Ye hamari taraf se tumhare liye gift hai. Manali se laaye hai. Wo......darsal baat ye hai ki, Gift toh bahana hai, ye toh uss din ke liye hamari taraf se Sorry hai. Wo maile shirt ki wajah se hi galatfaimi me mai aapko bhikaari samajh baitha. Toh Lilly ne hi ye sujhaya.
Kalu romharshit hokar reh gaya.
Kalu surprised ki mudra me bass hairtangej bankar dekhta raha.
Waha piche se bhabhi muskuraa rahi thi.
Rana- Dekho, size barabar hai kya? Size aur choice, Lilly ne hi ki hai.
Idhar kalu kahi kho gaya tha.
Toh Rana ne awaj chadhakar bola.
Rana- Hello...Kaha kho gaye? Pasand toh aayi naa?
Kalu dhadaam se hosh me aa gaya.
Kalu- Jee..malik??? Pasand??? Ye kaa bol rahe ho aap? Pasand nahi bahot pasand aya jee. Balki jabardast pasand aya jee. Itna achaa toh hamri shadi me bhi nahi pahana huaa tha hamne...
Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha...
Rana..bhabhi..Kalu.. teeno milkar hass pade.
Kalu- Parantu malik iski kaa jaroorat thi? Ye saari waarii kiss liye?
Rana- Are aise kaise? Sorry toh banati thi.
Kalu- Hum majdoor kaa, kaa leke baithe ho malik? Aur waise toh, Memsaab ne toh usi din badi ache se maafi mang li thi. Unhon poora ghussa thookne par majbor kar dala tha muzhko uss din. Uske baad hum toh uss baat ko kabka bhool gaye the.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ke ang par kante aa gaye aur wo thandi pad gayi. Use badi sharam aayi.
Kamal ki humiliation bhari expressions lekar usne apna sar jhuka liya.
Kalu- Memsaab badi achi hai, malik.
Rana- Achaa???? Tumne kab sorry keh di Lilly? Bataya nahi muzhe?
Bhabhi- Jee...wo..wo...Special Chaai Pila di thi. Haa..Aapne jo Sri Lanka se special chaaipatti laayi thi naa. ussi ki chaai. Uske baad ye turant hasne lage the.
Bhabhi ko kya bole kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha. Wo itna sharminda thi ki apne pati ki taraf dekh bhi nahi paa rahi thi.
Rana- Achaa.... Wo special chaai???
Tab toh badhiya hai..ha..ha..ha...
Chalo...Thik hai..... Aur Good. Baat ko bhool gaye toh.
Kalu- Aur nahi toh kaa....aisan baat ko kon ghasite? Hamre man me koi bair nahi. Aur ab toh hogi bhi nahi kabhi. Khass kar ke uss special chaai ke baad.
Ha..ha..ha...ha..ha..
Issbaar Kalu akela hass gaya.
Rana ne pahale jaise attitude me kalu ko ignore kiya.
Iske baad Rana wapas piche gaye aur morning news dekhne me lag gaye.
Jaise hi pati piche gaya bhabhi ne chehare par tevari chadhakar shikayat bhara ishara kar ke bahar jaakar khada hone ko kaha.
Bhabhi ki hui halat ko dekhkar Kalu hasta huaa bahar jaane laga.
Ab kalu fir se ghar ke bahar baramade par aya.
Uske piche piche baad me bhabhi bhi darwaje tak aage aayi.
Bhabhi- Are you Mad???
Bhabhi uspar poora ghussa nikalne wali thi,
Par tabhi bhabhi ne dekha ki kalu toh bahar aakar niche baithkar rone laga hai.
Uska Rona dekh kar bhabhi ne ghussa chod diya.
Bhabhi- Aree kya huaa? Shirt ki size nahi fitt baithi kya?
Kalu- Kaa..bhabhi..hum yaha bhaook huee hai, aur aap hai ki majak uda rahe hai?
Wo aur jyada fuss fuss kar ro diya..
Fir roti hui shakal se hi bolne laga.
Kalu- Bhabhi jee..Sach bataau toh aajtak iss garib ko kisine gift nahi diy tha. Ye hamri life kaa pahala gift hai. Aur wo bhi aapki taraf se..aapko pata nahi, aapne kitni badi baat kar daali hai.
Uske khushi ke ansu bahane lage the.
Bhabhi usko sympathy dete hue door se hi use ishaare me samjhaane lagi. Uska pati Hall me hi TV dekhte baitha tha..
Bhabhi ki najar andar bhi thi, aur bahar bhi.
Ab bhabhi ne usko chup rahane ke liye bolte hue Kah di.
Bhabhi- Chale...Chale..kya rote baithe hai. Gift rone ke liye thodi hi laya tha? chup ho jaayiye ab. Aur ab nikal jaaye fat se..
Apne pati ko dekhte dekhte hue ekdum dhimi awaj me bhabhi usko samjha rahi thi.
Kalu ne ansu ghunt liye aur poochne laga.
Kalu- Nikal jaayiye? Aur hamra doodh?
Bhabhi- Shuuuuuuu......
Toh kalu ne phat se apni bhi awaj dhimi kar li, aur wahi dobara pooch liya.
Bhabhi- Umhhhh...ufff...Aaj nahi...
Kalu- Aaj nahi?
Bhabhi- Aaj nahi milega?
Kalu- Aaj nahi milega? Aree ihhh kaa kah rahi hai? kitne din se toh taras gaye hai...aur aap keh rahe hai aaj fir nahi? Naa...naa..aaj toh chahiye....
Ariii..hum dairy ki baat kar rahe hai..hamre customer ki baat kar rahe hai...waha wo Master jee mera roj deemag khaa rahe hai. Bolna pada bhains bimaar padi hai..kuch din nahi milega..
Bhabhi- Shuuu.....dhime bolo...
Wo chahe kuch bhii ho..par maine kaha aaj nahi. Jaayee....Aap ab chalte bano....
Bhabhi ne thos bajaate hue usko jaane ko kaha.
Kalu- Aree..kaa huaa? Video call pe toh bade sujhe hue dikha rahi thi meri bhains? Aur humka Manali aakar nikalne ki rath laga rakhi thi. Toh ab kaa huaa?
Bhabhi - Shuuu...shut up....
Ke tabhi..samne gate se Golu andar aa gaya.
Wo subah subah kahi bahar gaya huaa tha.
Shayad dukaan ko gaya hoga.
Golu ko gate par dekhte hi kalu piche hat gaya aur Samne khadi Memsab ke aage Japanese logon ki taraf zhukakar respect dene laga. Jaise bhabhi usko kuch samjha rahi hai,aur wo kuch samajh raha hai.
Golu ne bhabhi ki taraf smile dete hue respect di. Aur fir kalu ko bhikari ki najar se dekhte hue hunn kar ke andar chala gaya.
Golu andar jaate hi kalu aaj kaa mahol samajh gaya.
Kalu- Thik hai..thik hai..samajh sakat hai aaj..waisan bhi adhi raat ko loute ho..thakaan bhi badi huii hogi....Aap aaj aram kare..customer ko mai samhaal lunga. Aap fikar naa kare. kal baat karte hai..
Waise wu chodiye.. ek baat kahna chahat hai, ahhhahha..wahhhh...kaa lag rahi ha aap? Kasam se bata rahe hai, aap aaj kaa badhiya khubsoorat lag rahe ho? Aisa lagat hai, ki Manali ki gulaabi chadh gayi hai.
Bhabhi- Haa..haa.. thik hai.
Bhabhi uski tareef se sharma gayi.
Waise unn dono ki ankhe chori chori ek dusare ko aise dekh rahi thi, jaise bahot din baad 2 premi mil gaye ho.
Khass kar ke kaalu bhabhi ko aise dekh raha tha, jaise uski biwi mayke se wapas aayi ho.
Tabhi,
Andar baithe Rana ko koi call aya.
Rana- Lilly...mera Phone kaha rakha hai? Ring ho rahi hai...Ohhh..upar hi rakha hai kya?? Bola tha niche lekar aao...
Bhabhi ke dwara jawab dene se pahale hi Rana bajata huaa mobile dhundate dhundate upar seedhiya chadhkar gaya. Aur apne room me jakar baat karne laga.
Kalu- Waisan bada Tnaku...aap toh khubsoorat ho hi, magar aapka dil bhi bada khubsoorat hai. Kaisan thank u kahu iss gift ke liye..aap pahali aurat ho, jisne mere liye gifat laya.
Bhabhi- Kal pahankar aayiyega..
Kalu- Naa..naa.naaa? Sasura pagal hu kya? Isko toh dil se laga kar rakhunga. Jara bhi daag lagane nahi dunga poori zindagi tak..
Bhabhi- Aree..pahanane ke liye di hai..samhalkar rakhne ke liye nahi?
Aisa bolte bolte hi bhabhi andar bhaag gayi.
Kalu ko laga shayad uske pati ne bula liya..yaa fir kitchen me gas waise hi chodkar aayi hogi.
Kalu aaj ke din ke liye bada Prasanna tha.
Uski bahaar jo lout aayi thi.
Toh,
Wo khushi khushi apna saman batorne laga.
Ke tabhi
bhagate hue hi bhabhi darwaje par aakar dhadak gayi.
Bhabhi- Sune..ye lijiye...
Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne 1 safed bottle usko de di.
Wo bottle dete hue wo bada hi jabardast sharma gayi thi.
Kalu- Kaa hai??
Kalu wo bottle hath me lekar ache se dekhne laga.
Wo freez me rakhkar ekdum thandi thi.
Fir bhabhi sharmsaar hote hue apni najare zhukaate hue bolne lagi.
Bhabhi- Aapko kya pata, kitni mushkil se chupakar laayi hu? Wo bhi plane se....
Kal sham ko waha skating se loutkar time hi nahi mila. Ufff..aapko bhi kyaa hi batau? Khair chode wo. Idhar ye kambakht bade dard karne lage the. Toh washroom kaa bahana dekar jaldi jaldi me wahi thoda nikala tha. Hotel me di gayi fruit juice bottle me. Ab bottle ka idea aapne hi diya tha. Ab waha se apne pati se kaise kaise bachakar laayi hu, ye toh muzhe hi pata hai. Pahale hotel ki freez me. Fir aate wakt hawayi jahaz me...ufff..Wo log toh le hi nahi rahe the. Kaise toh batana pada ki, apne bacche ke liye carry kar rahi hu. Tab jakar cabin crew ki staaf ke freez me hi chupaakar rakhne mila.
Ye sunte hi kalu ki ankhe fati ke fati reh gayi.
Gotiyon jaisi ankho se hi usne kaha.
Kalu- Ahhhhhhaaaa....ye lauti naa meri bhains....ahhhaaa....
Bhabhi - Ishhhh.....
Haa..
Wo doodh se bhara chota saa bottle tha.
Shayad 300ml kaa juice ka bottle tha wo.
Kalu ne ye sunte hi wahi khol diya, aur pal bhar kaa intazaar naa karte hue khade khade hi ghataa ghat pee gaya.
Ghatakk### ghataak## ghatakkk#####
Kalu- Aabbhhhhh....wahhh...sasura kitne din se intzaar tha..Aur...ahhhaaa..haaa..kaa swad hai? Wahi mast malaayi aur tumhare badan ki khushboo ke sath. Haa magar thoda alag toh hai issbaar. Isme toh sasura Manali ki gulaab jaisi swad thi...sasuraa hum kya gulab doodh pee liye kaa?
Bhabhi sharm se hasne lagi.
Bhabhi- ishhh...aap bhi naa...
Itna bolkar wo fir se hasne lagi...
Kalu- Ha..ha..ha...ha...
Ab kalu bhi hasne laga..
Bhabhi- Chalo..niklo abhi...
Aisa bolkar bhabhi darwaja laga lene lagi.
Kalu- Thik hai. Aaj ke liye hum jaa raha hai. Hamka bhi jara aram chahiye. Wo kaa hai naa ki, khane se jyada 'khushi' pachaane me mushkil hoti hai.
Kalu ab santusht ho gaya tha. Uski bhains bhi wapas aayi thi, aur doodh bhi chakhne ko mila.
Ab wo nikalne laga.
Tabhi bhabhi ne apne ghar me 2-3 baar zhank ke dekha.
Fir jaate hue kalu ko shukk..shukkk. Kiya.
Kalu mood gaya.
Ke,
Tabhi bhabhi usko dekhkar behad sharma gayi.
Ke,
Tabhi, wo phat se moodkar uski taraf peet kar ke wahi darwaje par khadi ho gayi.
Ke,
tabhi,usne phat se ghutno tak hath pahunchakar apni saree piche se utha li..
Ufff..
Itni utha li, ki poori utha li.
Matlab ki chutad tak.
Wow.....
Aage kaa najara dekh kar kalu ke hath ka saman gir gaya.
Ufff...
Kalu ne dekha ki, bhabhi ke gol matol chikne chutadon ke beecho beech uski gand me wo pooch abhi tak thi.
Ufff..
Ohh..my..hod...
Kalu- Arrrarrrraaaa....sasura...ab tak hai?
Isssbar kalu jor se hi bol pada.
Bhabhi ne phat se apni saree ko niche chodkar apni saree ko sawar liya.
Bhabhi- Dekhe naa!!!
Rotalu chehara banakar ankho par kalayiya ragadne ki acting karte hue bhabhi bol padi.
Fir dusare hi pal haste hue usne darwaja laga liya.
To be continued...
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