[maitripatel]

Baba: "Pooja, naade ki gaanth kholni padegi. Der ho rahi hai."


Pooja: "Ji, abhi!"

Kuch samay us naade par mehnat karne ke baad, baba ne petticoat ke naade ki gaanth khol di. Gaanth kholne se petticoat dheela ho gaya aur Pooja ki panty se thoda neeche aa gaya.

Pooja sharam se laal ho rahi thi. Baba ne Pooja ka petticoat thoda neeche sarka diya. Pooja baba ke saamne leti hui thi. Uska petticoat uski panty se neeche tha. Nikalte waqt baba ki koni (elbow) Pooja ki choot ke paas lag rahi thi. Kuch der baad naade se alag ho gayi.

Baba: "Yeh lo, nikal gayi. Iss gaanth ne bahot hairan kiya yaar."

Baba petticoat ka naada baandhne laga. Usne naade ki gaanth bahut tight baandhi. Pooja boli...

Pooja: "Aah... Babaji, bahut tight hai."

Baba ne phir naada khola aur iss baar gaanth loose baandhi.

Phir dono palathi maar ke baith gaye.

Jab Pooja ne sab kar liya toh baba ne kaha.

Baba: "Maine kal apni kitabein phir se padhi. Toh usme likha tha ki stri jitni akarshak dikhe utna hi achha hai. Iske liye stri jitna chahe: shringar kar sakti hai, lekin sach kahun......"

Pooja: "Kahiye Babaji, ruk kyun gaye!" Maitri rachit kahani.

Baba: "Tum pehle se hi itni akarshak dikhti ho ki shayad tumhe shringar ki avashyakta hi na pade." Pujari ne ek maske ke taur par daav lagaya.

Pooja apni tareef sun kar sharmane lagi.

Baba: "Main sochta hoon ki tum bina shringar ke itni sundar lagti ho, toh shringar ke paschat toh tum bilkul apsara lagogi."

Pooja: "Kaisi baatein karte hain Babaji, main itni sundar kahaan hoon!"

Baba: "Tum nahi jaanti tum kitni sundar ho, tumhara vyavhar bhi bahut chanchal hai, tumhari chaal bhi akarshit karti hai. Aur peeche se toh tum bahot hi sundar lagti ho."

Pooja yeh sab sun kar sharma rahi thi. Muskura rahi thi. Aur usse achha bhi lag raha tha. Funlover ki prastuti.
Baba: "Tumhara shringar pavitra haathon se hona chahiye. Isliye tumhara shringar main hi karunga. Isme tumhe koi aapatti toh nahi!"

Pooja: "Nahi Babaji, is mein aapatti ki koi baat nahi." Ab shayad Pooja bhi yeh sab chah rahi thi ki ek mard uska mardan kare.

Baba: "Pooja, mujhe yaad nahi raha tha. Lekin jo ling maine tumhe diya tha us par baba ka chitra hona chahiye tha, isliye is ling par main apni ek chhoti-si photo chipka raha hoon."

Pooja: "Theek hai Babaji."

Baba: "Aur haan, raat ko do baar uth kar is ling ko pranam karna. Ek baar sone se pehle, aur dusri baar beech raat mein."

Pooja: "Ji Babaji, jaisa aap kahe."

Baba ne ling par apni ek chhoti-si photo chipka di. Aur Pooja ko baandhne ke liye de diya.

Pooja ne pehle ki tarah hi ling ko apne pairon ke beech baandh liya. Aur usse apni chaniya ke andar daal liya. Usse thoda peeche khiskakar, usne ling ko theek apni choot ki daraar par tika diya.

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