28-04-2026, 05:52 PM
Chapter 9
Tuition padhane ke baad Akash ne notebook band ki aur seedha uth khada hua. Mujhe usne dekha bhi nahi, bas thandi awaaz mein bola, “Bas aaj ke liye itna hi...”
Main chupchaap sar hila diya.
Tabhi Ammi kitchen se chai aur biscuits ki plate lekar aayi. Jaise hi unki nazar Akash par padi, unke chehre par wohi pyari muskaan aa gayi.
“Aunty, aapka chai bahut achha banata hai,” Akash ne naram awaaz mein kaha. “Aaj main Idris ko thoda bahar le ja raha hoon. Market side ghuma ke laata hoon… dimag fresh ho jayega. Aapko koi problem toh nahi na?”
Ammi muskurate hue turant boli, “Arre nahi beta, bilkul le jao. Idris ko bhi achha lagega. Dhyan rakhna uska.”
Akash ne sirf muskurakar haan mein gardan hilayi.
Jaise hi main gate ke bahar nikla, Akash ka andaaz puri tarah badal gaya. Woh bike ki taraf badhte hue bola, “Baith ja peeche.”
Main chupchaap uske peeche baith gaya. Usne bike start ki aur tez hawa mein nikal pada. Raste bhar usne mujhse ek bhi baat nahi ki. Main sirf uski peeth dekhta hua baitha raha.
Kuch der baad hum local market ke paas pahunch gaye. Shaam ka waqt tha. Dukanon ki lights jal rahi thi aur thodi bheed thi. Akash ne ek paan-cigarette ki dukaan ke paas bike rok di.
Wahan deewar ke sahare Chand khada tha. Uske haath mein ek cigarette thi aur woh dheere-dheere kas laga raha tha. Uska chehra dekh mujhe ghin si aa gayi — ekdam gande sande kapde mein tha.
Chand ne Akash ko dekhte hi haath upar karke mazakiya salami maari. “Arre bhai Akash! Kya scene hai?”
Phir uski nazar mere upar padi. Woh thoda muskuraya aur bola, “Hello yaar.”
Akash bike se utar kar uski taraf badh gaya. Main nahi jaana chahta tha, par Akash ke peeche-peeche main bhi jaane laga. Jaise hi hum dono paas pahunche, Chand ne apna cigarette packet aage badhaya.
“Le bhai,” usne Akash se kaha.
Akash ne bina kuch soche ek cigarette nikaali, uske muh mein lagayi aur lighter se sulga li. Usne ek gehra kas lagaya aur dhuaan chhoda. Main usko dekh kar hairaan reh gaya. college ka topper, headmaster ka favourite… yeh cigarette pi raha tha?
Akash ne Chand ki taraf dekha aur bola, “Yaad hai na? Yeh Idris hai… jiske ghar Sunday ko biryani khayi thi.”
Chand ne mujhe ek baar upar se neeche tak dekha aur sirf sar hilaya. “Haan yaar, yaad hai.”
Phir dono aapas mein baat karne lage. Unki baatein normal shuru hui, par jaldi hi bahut gandi aur galeech ho gayi. Woh dono has-has kar ek dusre ko taane maar rahe the.
Chand ne cigarette ke saath ek lamba kas lagate hue shuru kiya, “Yaar woh bhabhi jo main kitne dino se patane ki koshish kar raha tha na… finally tere bhai ne uski chut khol hi daali. Behenchod, kitni kasi hui chut thi uski! Pehli baar jab lund ghusa toh saali ki aankhein phat gayi. Chillane lagi, ‘Arre ruk jao… mar jaungi… bahut mota hai!’ Main toh has has ke usko bol raha tha — ‘Abhi toh adha bhi nahi ghusaa hai randi’.”
Akash zor se hasa aur usne bhi ek gehra kas lagaya. “Saale, kaise pat gayi be? Kitni nakhrebaaz thi saali. Tujhe dekh kar toh muh bhi nahi modti thi.”
Chand ne apne peele daant dikha kar hans diya, “Behenchod patati kaise nahi — uska bewda pati toh chod pata hi kahan hai. Roz office jaake thak jaata tha. Saali ko chudai ki bhookh lagi thi. Main toh usko kutiya bana ke peeche se thok raha tha. Gaand bahut soft aur moti thi… haath mein leke masalta raha pura time. Ek haath se uske mamme bhi nichod raha tha. Doodh nikalne wale bade-bade chooche the uske… choosne mein bahut maza aaya.”
Akash ne uske kandhe par haath maara aur hasate hue bola, “Aur bol… uski chut kaise thi? Tight thi ya geeli ho ke khul gayi thi? Kitni der tak maara tune?”
Chand excited ho kar bola, “Behenchod geeli toh bilkul pani ki tarah ho rahi thi. Main ne usko bed par litaya, taange upar karke zor-zor se dhakke maare. Saali ke muh se awaazein nikal rahi thi — ‘Aur zor se… haan… aur gehraai tak…’ Main toh uski gaand ke andar ungli bhi daal di thi saath mein. Pura time usko randi bol raha tha aur woh enjoy kar rahi thi. Last mein uske andar hi jhad gaya tha.”
Akash hans kar bola, “Toh ab bata… woh bhabhi ki chut kab dilwa raha hai mujhe? Ek baar try karna hai yaar. Tu toh maze le chuka, ab mera number kab aa raha hai? Saali ke mamme aur gaand dono ek saath dekhna hai mujhe.”
Chand ne aankh maar kar kaha, “Arre bhai, tu bol toh sahi… main arrange kar dunga. Woh ab mera personal maal ban chuki hai. Jab marzi bol, leke aaunga. Bas tu bhi usko achhe se chodna… main dekhna chahta hoon ki tu kaise maarta hai usko.”
Dono phir se zor-zor se hasne lage. Unki baatein itni gandi, khuli aur detail bhari thi ki main wahan khade-khade bahut ajeeb mehsoos kar raha tha. Mere kaan garam ho rahe the. Dil zor-zor se dhadak raha tha. Main chupchaap khada tha, kuch bol nahi pa raha tha. Unki har baat mere andar kuch hila rahi thi. Chand ki woh purani awaaz mere kaanon mein goonj rahi thi — “saali ka gaand dekh… khod ke chhod dun.”
Main wahan se bhaagna chahta tha, par pair nahi uth rahe the.
Tabhi Chand ne mujhe dekha. Main ab bhi chupchaap khada tha. Usne ek naya cigarette packet se nikaala aur mere taraf badhaya.
“Le bhai Idris, tu bhi laga le. Itna chup kyun khada hai jaise ladki ho?”
Main turant peeche hat gaya. “Nahi… mujhe nahi chahiye.”
Akash ne muskurate hue mujhe dekha aur bola, “Arre ek baar laga le yaar. Kya ladki ban raha hai? Mard ban.”
Chand bhi hasne laga, “Haan yaar, ek-do kas laga. Kuch nahi hota.”
Dono ke pressure mein main atak gaya. Haath kaanp raha tha, par maine cigarette le li. Chand ne lighter jalakar diya. Maine dheere se muh mein lagayi aur ek kas lagaya.
Turant mera gala jalta hua mehsoos hua. Dhuaan andar gaya aur main zor-zor se khasne laga. Aankhein paani se bhar gayi. Main ruk nahi pa raha tha.
Akash aur Chand dono zor se hasne lage.
“Arre wah! Pehli baar mein hi itna drama!” Akash hasate hue bola.
Chand ne apna cigarette muh se nikaalte hue kaha, “Saala bilkul nalla hai… dekho kaise khas raha hai.”
Akash ne has-has kar mujhe ek Mentos diya. “Le, muh fresh kar le.”
Phir usne mujhe bike par bitha liya. Mera sir abhi bhi ghum raha tha. Dhue ki wajah se aankhein bhari hui thi aur dimag mein bhari si feeling thi. Raste ka kuch pata hi nahi chala. Sirf hawa ka jhonka aur bike ki awaaz sunai de rahi thi.
Jab bike ghar ke gate par ruki, tab ja kar mujhe ehsaas hua ki hum wapas aa gaye hain.
Akash ne gate tak aakar Ammi ko dekha aur apni woh purani naram awaaz mein bola, “Aunty, Idris ka dimag bilkul fresh ho gaya. Bahut maza aaya.”
Ammi muskurate hue boli, “Shukriya beta. Andar aa ke paani pi lete.”
Lekin main seedha apne kamre ki taraf chala gaya. Darwaza andar se lock kiya aur bistar par let gaya.
Mera sir abhi bhi bhari tha. Gale mein jalan thi. Aur dimag mein sirf Chand aur Akash ki woh galeech baatein ghoom rahi thi — bhabhi ki chut, mamme, gaand… aur unki hasi.
Main aankhein band kiye hue tha, par neend door thi.
Aur sabse buri baat — unki baaton ke saath-saath Chand ka woh purana comment bhi baar-baar yaad aa raha tha.
“Saali ka gaand dekh…”
Mera haath dheere se apni pant ki taraf badh gaya. Shame aur gussa saath mein tha, phir bhi kuch aur bhi tha — ek ajeeb si garam jalan.
Tuition padhane ke baad Akash ne notebook band ki aur seedha uth khada hua. Mujhe usne dekha bhi nahi, bas thandi awaaz mein bola, “Bas aaj ke liye itna hi...”
Main chupchaap sar hila diya.
Tabhi Ammi kitchen se chai aur biscuits ki plate lekar aayi. Jaise hi unki nazar Akash par padi, unke chehre par wohi pyari muskaan aa gayi.
“Aunty, aapka chai bahut achha banata hai,” Akash ne naram awaaz mein kaha. “Aaj main Idris ko thoda bahar le ja raha hoon. Market side ghuma ke laata hoon… dimag fresh ho jayega. Aapko koi problem toh nahi na?”
Ammi muskurate hue turant boli, “Arre nahi beta, bilkul le jao. Idris ko bhi achha lagega. Dhyan rakhna uska.”
Akash ne sirf muskurakar haan mein gardan hilayi.
Jaise hi main gate ke bahar nikla, Akash ka andaaz puri tarah badal gaya. Woh bike ki taraf badhte hue bola, “Baith ja peeche.”
Main chupchaap uske peeche baith gaya. Usne bike start ki aur tez hawa mein nikal pada. Raste bhar usne mujhse ek bhi baat nahi ki. Main sirf uski peeth dekhta hua baitha raha.
Kuch der baad hum local market ke paas pahunch gaye. Shaam ka waqt tha. Dukanon ki lights jal rahi thi aur thodi bheed thi. Akash ne ek paan-cigarette ki dukaan ke paas bike rok di.
Wahan deewar ke sahare Chand khada tha. Uske haath mein ek cigarette thi aur woh dheere-dheere kas laga raha tha. Uska chehra dekh mujhe ghin si aa gayi — ekdam gande sande kapde mein tha.
Chand ne Akash ko dekhte hi haath upar karke mazakiya salami maari. “Arre bhai Akash! Kya scene hai?”
Phir uski nazar mere upar padi. Woh thoda muskuraya aur bola, “Hello yaar.”
Akash bike se utar kar uski taraf badh gaya. Main nahi jaana chahta tha, par Akash ke peeche-peeche main bhi jaane laga. Jaise hi hum dono paas pahunche, Chand ne apna cigarette packet aage badhaya.
“Le bhai,” usne Akash se kaha.
Akash ne bina kuch soche ek cigarette nikaali, uske muh mein lagayi aur lighter se sulga li. Usne ek gehra kas lagaya aur dhuaan chhoda. Main usko dekh kar hairaan reh gaya. college ka topper, headmaster ka favourite… yeh cigarette pi raha tha?
Akash ne Chand ki taraf dekha aur bola, “Yaad hai na? Yeh Idris hai… jiske ghar Sunday ko biryani khayi thi.”
Chand ne mujhe ek baar upar se neeche tak dekha aur sirf sar hilaya. “Haan yaar, yaad hai.”
Phir dono aapas mein baat karne lage. Unki baatein normal shuru hui, par jaldi hi bahut gandi aur galeech ho gayi. Woh dono has-has kar ek dusre ko taane maar rahe the.
Chand ne cigarette ke saath ek lamba kas lagate hue shuru kiya, “Yaar woh bhabhi jo main kitne dino se patane ki koshish kar raha tha na… finally tere bhai ne uski chut khol hi daali. Behenchod, kitni kasi hui chut thi uski! Pehli baar jab lund ghusa toh saali ki aankhein phat gayi. Chillane lagi, ‘Arre ruk jao… mar jaungi… bahut mota hai!’ Main toh has has ke usko bol raha tha — ‘Abhi toh adha bhi nahi ghusaa hai randi’.”
Akash zor se hasa aur usne bhi ek gehra kas lagaya. “Saale, kaise pat gayi be? Kitni nakhrebaaz thi saali. Tujhe dekh kar toh muh bhi nahi modti thi.”
Chand ne apne peele daant dikha kar hans diya, “Behenchod patati kaise nahi — uska bewda pati toh chod pata hi kahan hai. Roz office jaake thak jaata tha. Saali ko chudai ki bhookh lagi thi. Main toh usko kutiya bana ke peeche se thok raha tha. Gaand bahut soft aur moti thi… haath mein leke masalta raha pura time. Ek haath se uske mamme bhi nichod raha tha. Doodh nikalne wale bade-bade chooche the uske… choosne mein bahut maza aaya.”
Akash ne uske kandhe par haath maara aur hasate hue bola, “Aur bol… uski chut kaise thi? Tight thi ya geeli ho ke khul gayi thi? Kitni der tak maara tune?”
Chand excited ho kar bola, “Behenchod geeli toh bilkul pani ki tarah ho rahi thi. Main ne usko bed par litaya, taange upar karke zor-zor se dhakke maare. Saali ke muh se awaazein nikal rahi thi — ‘Aur zor se… haan… aur gehraai tak…’ Main toh uski gaand ke andar ungli bhi daal di thi saath mein. Pura time usko randi bol raha tha aur woh enjoy kar rahi thi. Last mein uske andar hi jhad gaya tha.”
Akash hans kar bola, “Toh ab bata… woh bhabhi ki chut kab dilwa raha hai mujhe? Ek baar try karna hai yaar. Tu toh maze le chuka, ab mera number kab aa raha hai? Saali ke mamme aur gaand dono ek saath dekhna hai mujhe.”
Chand ne aankh maar kar kaha, “Arre bhai, tu bol toh sahi… main arrange kar dunga. Woh ab mera personal maal ban chuki hai. Jab marzi bol, leke aaunga. Bas tu bhi usko achhe se chodna… main dekhna chahta hoon ki tu kaise maarta hai usko.”
Dono phir se zor-zor se hasne lage. Unki baatein itni gandi, khuli aur detail bhari thi ki main wahan khade-khade bahut ajeeb mehsoos kar raha tha. Mere kaan garam ho rahe the. Dil zor-zor se dhadak raha tha. Main chupchaap khada tha, kuch bol nahi pa raha tha. Unki har baat mere andar kuch hila rahi thi. Chand ki woh purani awaaz mere kaanon mein goonj rahi thi — “saali ka gaand dekh… khod ke chhod dun.”
Main wahan se bhaagna chahta tha, par pair nahi uth rahe the.
Tabhi Chand ne mujhe dekha. Main ab bhi chupchaap khada tha. Usne ek naya cigarette packet se nikaala aur mere taraf badhaya.
“Le bhai Idris, tu bhi laga le. Itna chup kyun khada hai jaise ladki ho?”
Main turant peeche hat gaya. “Nahi… mujhe nahi chahiye.”
Akash ne muskurate hue mujhe dekha aur bola, “Arre ek baar laga le yaar. Kya ladki ban raha hai? Mard ban.”
Chand bhi hasne laga, “Haan yaar, ek-do kas laga. Kuch nahi hota.”
Dono ke pressure mein main atak gaya. Haath kaanp raha tha, par maine cigarette le li. Chand ne lighter jalakar diya. Maine dheere se muh mein lagayi aur ek kas lagaya.
Turant mera gala jalta hua mehsoos hua. Dhuaan andar gaya aur main zor-zor se khasne laga. Aankhein paani se bhar gayi. Main ruk nahi pa raha tha.
Akash aur Chand dono zor se hasne lage.
“Arre wah! Pehli baar mein hi itna drama!” Akash hasate hue bola.
Chand ne apna cigarette muh se nikaalte hue kaha, “Saala bilkul nalla hai… dekho kaise khas raha hai.”
Akash ne has-has kar mujhe ek Mentos diya. “Le, muh fresh kar le.”
Phir usne mujhe bike par bitha liya. Mera sir abhi bhi ghum raha tha. Dhue ki wajah se aankhein bhari hui thi aur dimag mein bhari si feeling thi. Raste ka kuch pata hi nahi chala. Sirf hawa ka jhonka aur bike ki awaaz sunai de rahi thi.
Jab bike ghar ke gate par ruki, tab ja kar mujhe ehsaas hua ki hum wapas aa gaye hain.
Akash ne gate tak aakar Ammi ko dekha aur apni woh purani naram awaaz mein bola, “Aunty, Idris ka dimag bilkul fresh ho gaya. Bahut maza aaya.”
Ammi muskurate hue boli, “Shukriya beta. Andar aa ke paani pi lete.”
Lekin main seedha apne kamre ki taraf chala gaya. Darwaza andar se lock kiya aur bistar par let gaya.
Mera sir abhi bhi bhari tha. Gale mein jalan thi. Aur dimag mein sirf Chand aur Akash ki woh galeech baatein ghoom rahi thi — bhabhi ki chut, mamme, gaand… aur unki hasi.
Main aankhein band kiye hue tha, par neend door thi.
Aur sabse buri baat — unki baaton ke saath-saath Chand ka woh purana comment bhi baar-baar yaad aa raha tha.
“Saali ka gaand dekh…”
Mera haath dheere se apni pant ki taraf badh gaya. Shame aur gussa saath mein tha, phir bhi kuch aur bhi tha — ek ajeeb si garam jalan.
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