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Episode 11 - "Movie "
Part 1-
Bhikari Kalu ko kal jo naseeb huaa tha wo kuch sadharan nahi tha.
Ek Haseena ki jawani, uss jaaani ka doodh, uss doodh ki chaai. Kuch aisa hi toufa tha uske liye.
Kalu sachmuch apne aapko iss duniya ka sabse naseebwala manane laga.
Use toh pakka yakin hote chala tha ki, jiss prakar se bhabhi iss rassleela ka level badhaate jaa rahi thi, use dekhte hue use bhabhi ko chodne kaa mouka bhi jaldi hi milne wala hai. Wo bada hopeful tha.
Par agale din bhabhi ke ghar pahunchte hi uski ye hope narma gayi aur wo samajh gaya ki ye bhabhi toh sach me badi teekhi mirchi hai aur isko patana itna asan nahi.
Bhabhi ek manjhi hui khilaadi nikali. Wo pakka janati thi ki ek mard ki jaan ko kaise tadpana hai.
Aur waise bhi bhabhi ne pichle kuch dino se jo rayta failaya hai, wo use thoda saaf karna chahati thi.
Kyunki, kuch chize control me naa rahi toh baad me badi fail jaati hai. Toh usne ye decide kiya ki kuch din ke liye kalu se doori baanaye rakhne me hi bhalayi hai. Thoda cool down ke liye.
Aur bhabhi aksar aisa karti thi. Har ek bade event ke baad kalu ko agale kuch din bada sukha rahana padata. Wo usko itna ignore kar deti, jaise wo use janati hi nahi.
Agale din kalu aakar bhabhi se milne laga.
Kalu- Gudu marning bhabhi. Ummid hai kal bhi kuch acha bahana diya hoga aapne. parso toh paani kaa nal kharab huaa tha...toh kal kaa kaa bataya? Bole deti ki, Ek harami kutta mutane aya tha angan me, aur uska bhagaane gaye toh gulaab ki daali se saree fass gayi aur saree chut gayi.......ha..ha..ha......ha..ha..ha.....
Bhabhi- Shuuu.......
Bhabhi yaha waha dekhte usko shuuu karaane lagi.
Kalu- Lekin kuch bhi kahe, hamra ghussa toh poora khatam kar ke choda aapne. Kamal ho aap.
Bhabhi ne ek gambhir expression ke sath jawab dete hue kaha.
Bhabhi- Hello excuse me....Dekhe, ye dyaan se sune, mai kal ke baare me kuch baat nahi karna chahati. Aur issbaar mai badi serious hu. No means no.
Bhabhi kaa alag tone sunkar kalu hasna rok diya.
Kalu- Koi wanda nahi jee, jaisan aapki marji.
Fir niche mooh kar ke apne aap me hasne laga.
Bhabhi- Hasiye mat. I am serious. Aajse chupchaap doodh doge, loge, aur nikalo jaaoge.
Bhabhi ki awaj me aaj badi gambhirta thi. Toh kalu ne jee hujuri hi thik samjhi.
Kalu- Jee..
Fir,
Bhabhi ne chupchaap doodh ki adlabadali ki aur wo waha se nikal gayi.
Fir kuch der saman batorkar kalu bhi waha se nikal gaya.
Fir dusara din aaya, par uss din bhi kuch aisa hi huaa. Bhabhi ne usko jara saa bhi bhaav nahi diya.
Aise karte karte 4 se 5 din aise hi nikal gaye.
Ab kalu ko bada dard hone laga. Bhabhi ke jism ki judaayi ab use chubne lagi. Sath me ghabrahat bhi.
Kahi ye phool ki kali hath se nikal toh nahi gayi? Wo itna ghabra gaya.
Use bhabhi ke jism ke har hisse ki yaad sataane lagi. Use toh ab yakin hi nahi ho raha tha ki, kisi din pahale yahi jism uske badan se aise chipak raha tha, jaise wo uski hi biwi ho. Aur aisi jawani ka masal masal kar doodh nikala tha usne.
Wo dono fir se ek ajnabi se ban gaye the.
Usne bahot baar koshish ki baat ko ched ne ki, par har baar bhabhi ki gambhirta dekh wo chup ho gaya.
Agale din kalu roj ki tarah doodh dene pahunch gaya.
Uska mooh lataka huaa tha.
Bhabhi kisi se phone pe baat kar rahi thi.
Bhabhi- "Hello Divya, dekha? Mujhe pahsle se pata tha. Tumhare bhaiyaa aise hi karte hai. Hame time hi nahi dete. Aaj fir se cancel kiya unhone. Fir se unka koi meeting aa tapaka. Toh hum dono ko hi chalna padega ab. Chale, hum dono hi chalte hai. 3 baje ki booking hai naa? Thoda jaldi hi jaate hai, traffic bhi rehta hai."
Fir kalu ko dekh koi address dikhaate boli
Bhabhi- Yaha pahunchne me kitna time lagega? Aapko toh pata hoga naa yaha kaa?
Kalu- Jee dikhayiye.... ihhh mall? market ke raste jaane ke liye adha ghante se upar hi lag jaayega, Bhabhi jee. Waise kaha jaane ka hai?
Bhabhi- Mai aur Divya aaj movie dekhne jaane wale hai.
Kalu- Achaa..Filam...
Bhabhi- Aap gaye the kabhi movie dekhne yaha? Kaisa hai theater? Matlab hum 2 ladkiyon ke liye safe toh hai naa?
Kalu- Hum? Hum kaha filam- wilam? Hum garibonki zindagi hi ek badi filam hai. Khaane ka jutaane me hi zindagi nikal jaati hai, baaki ye sab ke liye konsa time? Waise schul ke dost ke sath gaye the ek baar kabhi bachpan me. Baap se paisa churaye like. Use bahot saal huaa gawa. Par ye wala jagah kabhi nahi gaye kabhi.
Bhabhi- Haayee..pata nahi waha kaisa mahol hai? Yaha ke log dekhte bhi hai movies? Aur families jaati hai yaha? Ufff..pata nahi...
Kalu- Kaa pata?
Bhabhi- Hummm..bass do ladies ke liye safe ho.
Shankakul najaro se bhabhi bol padi.
Bhabhi- Aap chaloge?
Kalu- Jee?
Bhabhi- Haa..Hum dono hi jaa rahe hai...toh aap ana chahoge sath me?
Ye sunte hi kalu chounk gaya. 5, 6 din ke baad bhabhi ki tone pahale jaisi lag rahi thi.
Kalu- Hum?
Bhabhi- Haa..tum....wo kya hai ki mere pati ki bhi booking thi. Ab wo aa nahi rahe. Ab cancellation me bahot paisa kat jayega. Toh cancel karke paise barbaad karne se achaa hai ki aap hi chalo. Haa..Agar aap ana chahate ho toh.!! Warna rahane dijiye. Agar aapka koi kaam hai toh.
Kalu- Kaa baat kar rahe ho, bhabhi? Hum kaahe nahi aane lage? Pagal kutte ne kata hai kaa hamka? Aur konsa pradhanmantri ban ke ghum rahe jo itna khass kaam hai? Ye loo..abhi se haajir hai jee!!
Kalu khushi se laar tapkaate bol pada.
Bhabhi- Abhi nahi..abhi aap ghar jaao..dopahar 3 ko hai.
Bhabhi ne haste hue jawab diya.
Kalu- Mai toh abhi se waha jaakar baithunga jee..
Dono hasne lage.
Bhabhi- Mai aapko ticket bhejti hu....areeee?????..Ufff...Jara dekho? Hum bhi naa.....Itne din ho gaye, itna kuch ho gaya....aur abtak mere pass aapka number hi nahi hai!!
Kalu- Areeeiiii sasura...hum bhi kitni baar yahi soch raha tha.....par aain wakat par bhool hi jata tha. Aapka number toh lena hi reh gaya.
Bhabhi jee...fit karwa dijiye naa isme.
Kalu ne apne mobile ko aage kar diya.
Bhabhi- Dijiye, mai apna number save kar deti hu aapke mobile me. So WhatsApp bhej saku.
Bhabhi ne uske mobile me apna number add kara diya.
Bhabhi- Ab muzhe miss call dijiye...
Kalu mobile lekar number dhoonde laga laga
Kalu- Bhabhi, kaha hai? kaa naam se fit karwaya hai?
Toh bhabhi ne muskuraate hue uska mobile hateli me pakada. Aur uske mobile me WhatsApp khola. Fir waha ke search tab me apna number search kiya.
Ekdum se ek naam chalak gaya- " Lilly ka Tazha" wo bhi shuddh Hindi me.
Ufff..
Ye padhate hi kalu itna khush ho gaya ki jaise uska poora badan andar se tazha tazha ho utha.
Naam toh khass tha hi. Par uss se bhi khushi bhabhi ke mood me wapas loutne ko dekhkar thi.
Naughty lilly wapas aa gayi thi.
Kalu- Wahhhhh..ye huaa naa naam...ye huii naa baat...
Usne pahali baar bhabhi ko WhatsApp
message kiya-
"Hello jee..tazha tazha jee..."
Bhale hi kagaj par dheema likh pata kalu, par mobile me acha khasa likhna Ata tha usko. Haa, beshak usko Hindi setting ki garaj thi. Par hinglish bhi samajh pata tha. Aisa nahi ki bilkul hi anpadh tha.
Sabka yahi haal hai waise, khass kar ke old generation kaa. Jo padh likh nahi sakte wo lekin mobile pe sab chala paate hai.
Uske message bhejate hi bhabhi ke mobile me message tone baji. " Tang"
Bhabhi ne uska message padha. Wo messege dekh kar halka hasi.
Ab kalu ne bhabhi ko ek missed call diya.
Kalu- Jee dekhe, hamra naam kaa save kiye hai?
Bhabhi ne pahale shrmakar mobile chupa liya, par agale hi pal usko dikha diya.
Kalu ne dheeme padha.
" Kalu Malik"
Ufff...
Jee haa.. iss naam se bhabhi ne uska number save kar liya tha.
Kalu ki toh khushiyaa asama chu gayi. Uske anadr ek ajeeb si gudgudi ho gayi.
Kalu- Wahhhh...Kamal karte ho aap.
Bhabhi- kyu achaa nahi laga?
Kalu- Kaa baat kar rahe ho? Aisa laga jaise malik ban gaye iss duniya kaa. Sach me aisa lag raha hai zindagi me aane ka maksad poora ho gaya hamra. Aisa maan sanmaan toh sagi biwi bhi nahi deti hai...
Bhabhi naughty haskar mobile me dekhne lagi...
Kalu ne turant bhabhi ki whatsapp DP zoom kar li.
Bhabhi ne apne pati ke sath ek khubsoorat photo lagaai thi.
Kalu- Wahhh..Kamal ki jodi lag rahi hai..aap toh kisi heroine ki taraf dikh rahi hai..
Bhabhi ne haste hue jawab diya.
Bhabhi- Are iss se khass toh hamara status hai...aapne dekha nahi?
Bhabhi ne abhi abhi mobile me ek status lagaya tha.
Kalu ne turant status baar me dekha. Bhabhi ka green color me status dikhaai pada usne. Usne status khola.
Aage jo usne dekha wo dekhkar use aisa zhatka laga ki uske hath se mobile girte girte reh gaya.
Wo hairaan- pareshaan ho gaya tha bhabhi ka status dekh ke.
Kalu- Aree..ye kaa rakha hai? Ye kaise rakh sakti ho..wo bhi tatus ke samne. Jaldi hataaye....
Uska ye jawab sun bhabhi joro se hasne lagi.
Kalu- Are hass kaa rahi hai?Jaldi hataaiye pahale...aisa kon rakhata hai? Abhi tak kisine dekha nahi kaa?
Bhabhi fir se hasne lagi...
Bhabhi- Are shant ho jaayiye.. ye private status hai.
Kalu- Matlab?
Bhabhi- Matlab private...ye setting pata nahi hai kya?
Kalu- Wo kaa hota hai?
Bhabhi- Aree..toh abtak aise hi chala rahe the aap?
Kalu yu karke dekhne laga..
Bhabhi- Ye private setting hai, jisme maine bass aapka contact select kiya hai. Aap chaahe toh bass chuninda logonko hi dikha sakte hai.. baaki koi dekh nahi sakta.
Kalu- Achaa.. ye lo sasura...humko toh kuch ye pata hi nahi!!!.hum toh sarsar aise hi chala rahe hai abtak ye Whatas saap...
Bhabhi- Are watas saap nahi..WhatsApp..WhatsApp...
Kalu- Haa ..wahi..Tabhi sochu ki aap aisa photo kaise rakh sakti hai? Mera toh pasina hi chut gaya dekh kar.
Bhabhi joro se hasne lagi..
Ab nishint hokar Kalu uss photo ko zoom kar baar baar dekhne laga.
Bhabhi ne Aisa kya status rakha tha jise dekh kalu ka pasina chut gaya?
Wo ek photo tha. Jisme bhabhi bed par pet ke bal poori nangi soyi thi. Bass ek kulhe par safed towel rakha tha. Aisi pose me piche se kisine uske poore nange badan ka photo liya tha.
Haa..
Haa..ha...aisa nanga photo bhabhi ne status pe rkha tha. Haa bass Kalu ka contact add tha.
Kalu- Kaaa photo hai? Wahh..kaa sexy lagat ho aap?? Ahhhaaa...Par sasura ye kisne photo nikala hai bhabhi?
Bhabhi- Maar khaaoge...aur kon? Mere pati ne.
Kalu- Wahhh..kya lag rahi ho aap...kisi ka bhi paani nikal jaave..
Bhabhi- Jee?
Kalu- Are pasine ka paani...
Bhabhi- ishhh..aap bhi naa...
Kalu- Wahhh..Kamal ki ho aap..Sach me...harbaar chounka deti hai.
Bhabhi- Jara ye wali bhi dekh lijiye fir..wo utna achaa lagi toh..
Bhabhi ne aur ek status rakhte hue kaha.
Kalu ko fir se status baar me green dikha.
Usne turant open kiya.
Ufff....
Ye wala photo dekh ke toh issbar kalu ke hath se mobile gir hi gaya.
Usne turant niche jakar mobile utha liya aur ache se zhoom karte dekhne laga.
Kaa bawal photo tha wo.
" Koi bhabhi ko godi banakar pel raha tha."
Haa..haa..
Yakin nahi ho raha tha bhabhi ne khudke chudne kaa status dala tha.
Haa..wo 90° degree me khinchi gayi tasvwer thi.
Iss angal se poori nangi bhabhi toh dikh rahi thi par uska pichwada nahi dikh raha tha. Haa par baaki sara nanga badan dikh raha tha. latakte mumme aur nangi gand, aur bhabhi ke uss kulhe se salta huaa ek mard ka chouda mandi ka hissa. Shayad wo uska pati tha. Aur bhabhi ka chehara isi side me tha. Dard se karhata huaa chehara us photo ki highlight tha. Uske chehare ko dekhkar ye saaf saaf pata chal raha tha ki kitni ghamasan Pilaayi ho rahi thi uski.
Kalu- Bhabhi aapke chehare se lag raha hai saap bada gehra utar gaya hai..
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne mooh chupa liya.
Bhabhi- Ishhh..aap bhi naa...
Kalu- haayeee..haayee...ise kehate hai asali malik..ye hai asali malik. Hum toh bass naam ke malik.
Bhabhi iska jawab de na saki. Wo bass jor jor se hasne lagi.
Kalu- Kasam se...kya bawal ho tum.. waise ye wali photo kisne li hai? Aapke pati toh aapke piche hai lagate hai.
Bhabhi- kyu? Samne stand pe mobile nahi laga sakte kya? Aapko toh ye bhi nahi pata hoga ki timer laga ke photos nikaale jaa sakte hai?
Aur ye aap baar baar "kisne nikala" "kisne nikala" kyu puch rahe hai? Hello excuse me?????##### Aapko kya laga? Muje kya bajaru aurat samja kya? Yaad rahe... mere aise wale photos bass mere Malik ne hi nikaale hai. Dusara koi najar uthakar baat karne ko bhi parhej khata hai. Ek mere pati ne nikale hai aur ek...
Itne me baat ko kaat kar bhabhi sharmakar hasne lagi..
Kalu khush hokar chaati foolakar poochne laga.
Kalu- Aur?
Bhabhi- Wahi..jisne souda jeet liya tha..
jawab dekar bhabhi sharm ki mudra banane lagi.
Kalu- Ahhhaaaaa....Badhiya..par bhabhi use malik nahi, balki photo khichne wale ko photowala kahate hai bhabhi...asali malik toh ye raha. Jo ghodi chadta hai.
Ye sunkar bhabhi sharmakar hasne lagi.
Bhabhi- Maar khaoge....aap bhi naa.
Kalu- Are jawab dijiye..
Bhabhi- Hame koi jawab nahi dena iska. Chaliye ye ticket WhatsApp kar di hai maine. Time pe pahunch jana.
Kalu- Hum toh pahale hi pahunch jayenge. Wo baat hi nahi..Waise saap ko bhi lekar aana hai naa?
Bhabhi chounk kar
Bhabhi- Kya?
Kalu - kuch nahi..kuch nahi...
Wo gaalo me has raha tha.
Bhabhi- hunnn..ghode ko lagam dijiye apni. Koi battmizhi nahi..waha apni nanad ke sath jaa rahe hai hum. Ache se samajh lo iss baat ko.
Kalu- Aap fikar naa kariye. Humaka sab samajhte laga hai. Apna toh ek hi hai, "Ganga gaye toh gangadas, jamuna gaye toh jaumnadas."
Bhabhi- Good.
To be continued....
Part 1-
Bhikari Kalu ko kal jo naseeb huaa tha wo kuch sadharan nahi tha.
Ek Haseena ki jawani, uss jaaani ka doodh, uss doodh ki chaai. Kuch aisa hi toufa tha uske liye.
Kalu sachmuch apne aapko iss duniya ka sabse naseebwala manane laga.
Use toh pakka yakin hote chala tha ki, jiss prakar se bhabhi iss rassleela ka level badhaate jaa rahi thi, use dekhte hue use bhabhi ko chodne kaa mouka bhi jaldi hi milne wala hai. Wo bada hopeful tha.
Par agale din bhabhi ke ghar pahunchte hi uski ye hope narma gayi aur wo samajh gaya ki ye bhabhi toh sach me badi teekhi mirchi hai aur isko patana itna asan nahi.
Bhabhi ek manjhi hui khilaadi nikali. Wo pakka janati thi ki ek mard ki jaan ko kaise tadpana hai.
Aur waise bhi bhabhi ne pichle kuch dino se jo rayta failaya hai, wo use thoda saaf karna chahati thi.
Kyunki, kuch chize control me naa rahi toh baad me badi fail jaati hai. Toh usne ye decide kiya ki kuch din ke liye kalu se doori baanaye rakhne me hi bhalayi hai. Thoda cool down ke liye.
Aur bhabhi aksar aisa karti thi. Har ek bade event ke baad kalu ko agale kuch din bada sukha rahana padata. Wo usko itna ignore kar deti, jaise wo use janati hi nahi.
Agale din kalu aakar bhabhi se milne laga.
Kalu- Gudu marning bhabhi. Ummid hai kal bhi kuch acha bahana diya hoga aapne. parso toh paani kaa nal kharab huaa tha...toh kal kaa kaa bataya? Bole deti ki, Ek harami kutta mutane aya tha angan me, aur uska bhagaane gaye toh gulaab ki daali se saree fass gayi aur saree chut gayi.......ha..ha..ha......ha..ha..ha.....
Bhabhi- Shuuu.......
Bhabhi yaha waha dekhte usko shuuu karaane lagi.
Kalu- Lekin kuch bhi kahe, hamra ghussa toh poora khatam kar ke choda aapne. Kamal ho aap.
Bhabhi ne ek gambhir expression ke sath jawab dete hue kaha.
Bhabhi- Hello excuse me....Dekhe, ye dyaan se sune, mai kal ke baare me kuch baat nahi karna chahati. Aur issbaar mai badi serious hu. No means no.
Bhabhi kaa alag tone sunkar kalu hasna rok diya.
Kalu- Koi wanda nahi jee, jaisan aapki marji.
Fir niche mooh kar ke apne aap me hasne laga.
Bhabhi- Hasiye mat. I am serious. Aajse chupchaap doodh doge, loge, aur nikalo jaaoge.
Bhabhi ki awaj me aaj badi gambhirta thi. Toh kalu ne jee hujuri hi thik samjhi.
Kalu- Jee..
Fir,
Bhabhi ne chupchaap doodh ki adlabadali ki aur wo waha se nikal gayi.
Fir kuch der saman batorkar kalu bhi waha se nikal gaya.
Fir dusara din aaya, par uss din bhi kuch aisa hi huaa. Bhabhi ne usko jara saa bhi bhaav nahi diya.
Aise karte karte 4 se 5 din aise hi nikal gaye.
Ab kalu ko bada dard hone laga. Bhabhi ke jism ki judaayi ab use chubne lagi. Sath me ghabrahat bhi.
Kahi ye phool ki kali hath se nikal toh nahi gayi? Wo itna ghabra gaya.
Use bhabhi ke jism ke har hisse ki yaad sataane lagi. Use toh ab yakin hi nahi ho raha tha ki, kisi din pahale yahi jism uske badan se aise chipak raha tha, jaise wo uski hi biwi ho. Aur aisi jawani ka masal masal kar doodh nikala tha usne.
Wo dono fir se ek ajnabi se ban gaye the.
Usne bahot baar koshish ki baat ko ched ne ki, par har baar bhabhi ki gambhirta dekh wo chup ho gaya.
Agale din kalu roj ki tarah doodh dene pahunch gaya.
Uska mooh lataka huaa tha.
Bhabhi kisi se phone pe baat kar rahi thi.
Bhabhi- "Hello Divya, dekha? Mujhe pahsle se pata tha. Tumhare bhaiyaa aise hi karte hai. Hame time hi nahi dete. Aaj fir se cancel kiya unhone. Fir se unka koi meeting aa tapaka. Toh hum dono ko hi chalna padega ab. Chale, hum dono hi chalte hai. 3 baje ki booking hai naa? Thoda jaldi hi jaate hai, traffic bhi rehta hai."
Fir kalu ko dekh koi address dikhaate boli
Bhabhi- Yaha pahunchne me kitna time lagega? Aapko toh pata hoga naa yaha kaa?
Kalu- Jee dikhayiye.... ihhh mall? market ke raste jaane ke liye adha ghante se upar hi lag jaayega, Bhabhi jee. Waise kaha jaane ka hai?
Bhabhi- Mai aur Divya aaj movie dekhne jaane wale hai.
Kalu- Achaa..Filam...
Bhabhi- Aap gaye the kabhi movie dekhne yaha? Kaisa hai theater? Matlab hum 2 ladkiyon ke liye safe toh hai naa?
Kalu- Hum? Hum kaha filam- wilam? Hum garibonki zindagi hi ek badi filam hai. Khaane ka jutaane me hi zindagi nikal jaati hai, baaki ye sab ke liye konsa time? Waise schul ke dost ke sath gaye the ek baar kabhi bachpan me. Baap se paisa churaye like. Use bahot saal huaa gawa. Par ye wala jagah kabhi nahi gaye kabhi.
Bhabhi- Haayee..pata nahi waha kaisa mahol hai? Yaha ke log dekhte bhi hai movies? Aur families jaati hai yaha? Ufff..pata nahi...
Kalu- Kaa pata?
Bhabhi- Hummm..bass do ladies ke liye safe ho.
Shankakul najaro se bhabhi bol padi.
Bhabhi- Aap chaloge?
Kalu- Jee?
Bhabhi- Haa..Hum dono hi jaa rahe hai...toh aap ana chahoge sath me?
Ye sunte hi kalu chounk gaya. 5, 6 din ke baad bhabhi ki tone pahale jaisi lag rahi thi.
Kalu- Hum?
Bhabhi- Haa..tum....wo kya hai ki mere pati ki bhi booking thi. Ab wo aa nahi rahe. Ab cancellation me bahot paisa kat jayega. Toh cancel karke paise barbaad karne se achaa hai ki aap hi chalo. Haa..Agar aap ana chahate ho toh.!! Warna rahane dijiye. Agar aapka koi kaam hai toh.
Kalu- Kaa baat kar rahe ho, bhabhi? Hum kaahe nahi aane lage? Pagal kutte ne kata hai kaa hamka? Aur konsa pradhanmantri ban ke ghum rahe jo itna khass kaam hai? Ye loo..abhi se haajir hai jee!!
Kalu khushi se laar tapkaate bol pada.
Bhabhi- Abhi nahi..abhi aap ghar jaao..dopahar 3 ko hai.
Bhabhi ne haste hue jawab diya.
Kalu- Mai toh abhi se waha jaakar baithunga jee..
Dono hasne lage.
Bhabhi- Mai aapko ticket bhejti hu....areeee?????..Ufff...Jara dekho? Hum bhi naa.....Itne din ho gaye, itna kuch ho gaya....aur abtak mere pass aapka number hi nahi hai!!
Kalu- Areeeiiii sasura...hum bhi kitni baar yahi soch raha tha.....par aain wakat par bhool hi jata tha. Aapka number toh lena hi reh gaya.
Bhabhi jee...fit karwa dijiye naa isme.
Kalu ne apne mobile ko aage kar diya.
Bhabhi- Dijiye, mai apna number save kar deti hu aapke mobile me. So WhatsApp bhej saku.
Bhabhi ne uske mobile me apna number add kara diya.
Bhabhi- Ab muzhe miss call dijiye...
Kalu mobile lekar number dhoonde laga laga
Kalu- Bhabhi, kaha hai? kaa naam se fit karwaya hai?
Toh bhabhi ne muskuraate hue uska mobile hateli me pakada. Aur uske mobile me WhatsApp khola. Fir waha ke search tab me apna number search kiya.
Ekdum se ek naam chalak gaya- " Lilly ka Tazha" wo bhi shuddh Hindi me.
Ufff..
Ye padhate hi kalu itna khush ho gaya ki jaise uska poora badan andar se tazha tazha ho utha.
Naam toh khass tha hi. Par uss se bhi khushi bhabhi ke mood me wapas loutne ko dekhkar thi.
Naughty lilly wapas aa gayi thi.
Kalu- Wahhhhh..ye huaa naa naam...ye huii naa baat...
Usne pahali baar bhabhi ko WhatsApp
message kiya-
"Hello jee..tazha tazha jee..."
Bhale hi kagaj par dheema likh pata kalu, par mobile me acha khasa likhna Ata tha usko. Haa, beshak usko Hindi setting ki garaj thi. Par hinglish bhi samajh pata tha. Aisa nahi ki bilkul hi anpadh tha.
Sabka yahi haal hai waise, khass kar ke old generation kaa. Jo padh likh nahi sakte wo lekin mobile pe sab chala paate hai.
Uske message bhejate hi bhabhi ke mobile me message tone baji. " Tang"
Bhabhi ne uska message padha. Wo messege dekh kar halka hasi.
Ab kalu ne bhabhi ko ek missed call diya.
Kalu- Jee dekhe, hamra naam kaa save kiye hai?
Bhabhi ne pahale shrmakar mobile chupa liya, par agale hi pal usko dikha diya.
Kalu ne dheeme padha.
" Kalu Malik"
Ufff...
Jee haa.. iss naam se bhabhi ne uska number save kar liya tha.
Kalu ki toh khushiyaa asama chu gayi. Uske anadr ek ajeeb si gudgudi ho gayi.
Kalu- Wahhhh...Kamal karte ho aap.
Bhabhi- kyu achaa nahi laga?
Kalu- Kaa baat kar rahe ho? Aisa laga jaise malik ban gaye iss duniya kaa. Sach me aisa lag raha hai zindagi me aane ka maksad poora ho gaya hamra. Aisa maan sanmaan toh sagi biwi bhi nahi deti hai...
Bhabhi naughty haskar mobile me dekhne lagi...
Kalu ne turant bhabhi ki whatsapp DP zoom kar li.
Bhabhi ne apne pati ke sath ek khubsoorat photo lagaai thi.
Kalu- Wahhh..Kamal ki jodi lag rahi hai..aap toh kisi heroine ki taraf dikh rahi hai..
Bhabhi ne haste hue jawab diya.
Bhabhi- Are iss se khass toh hamara status hai...aapne dekha nahi?
Bhabhi ne abhi abhi mobile me ek status lagaya tha.
Kalu ne turant status baar me dekha. Bhabhi ka green color me status dikhaai pada usne. Usne status khola.
Aage jo usne dekha wo dekhkar use aisa zhatka laga ki uske hath se mobile girte girte reh gaya.
Wo hairaan- pareshaan ho gaya tha bhabhi ka status dekh ke.
Kalu- Aree..ye kaa rakha hai? Ye kaise rakh sakti ho..wo bhi tatus ke samne. Jaldi hataaye....
Uska ye jawab sun bhabhi joro se hasne lagi.
Kalu- Are hass kaa rahi hai?Jaldi hataaiye pahale...aisa kon rakhata hai? Abhi tak kisine dekha nahi kaa?
Bhabhi fir se hasne lagi...
Bhabhi- Are shant ho jaayiye.. ye private status hai.
Kalu- Matlab?
Bhabhi- Matlab private...ye setting pata nahi hai kya?
Kalu- Wo kaa hota hai?
Bhabhi- Aree..toh abtak aise hi chala rahe the aap?
Kalu yu karke dekhne laga..
Bhabhi- Ye private setting hai, jisme maine bass aapka contact select kiya hai. Aap chaahe toh bass chuninda logonko hi dikha sakte hai.. baaki koi dekh nahi sakta.
Kalu- Achaa.. ye lo sasura...humko toh kuch ye pata hi nahi!!!.hum toh sarsar aise hi chala rahe hai abtak ye Whatas saap...
Bhabhi- Are watas saap nahi..WhatsApp..WhatsApp...
Kalu- Haa ..wahi..Tabhi sochu ki aap aisa photo kaise rakh sakti hai? Mera toh pasina hi chut gaya dekh kar.
Bhabhi joro se hasne lagi..
Ab nishint hokar Kalu uss photo ko zoom kar baar baar dekhne laga.
Bhabhi ne Aisa kya status rakha tha jise dekh kalu ka pasina chut gaya?
Wo ek photo tha. Jisme bhabhi bed par pet ke bal poori nangi soyi thi. Bass ek kulhe par safed towel rakha tha. Aisi pose me piche se kisine uske poore nange badan ka photo liya tha.
Haa..
Haa..ha...aisa nanga photo bhabhi ne status pe rkha tha. Haa bass Kalu ka contact add tha.
Kalu- Kaaa photo hai? Wahh..kaa sexy lagat ho aap?? Ahhhaaa...Par sasura ye kisne photo nikala hai bhabhi?
Bhabhi- Maar khaaoge...aur kon? Mere pati ne.
Kalu- Wahhh..kya lag rahi ho aap...kisi ka bhi paani nikal jaave..
Bhabhi- Jee?
Kalu- Are pasine ka paani...
Bhabhi- ishhh..aap bhi naa...
Kalu- Wahhh..Kamal ki ho aap..Sach me...harbaar chounka deti hai.
Bhabhi- Jara ye wali bhi dekh lijiye fir..wo utna achaa lagi toh..
Bhabhi ne aur ek status rakhte hue kaha.
Kalu ko fir se status baar me green dikha.
Usne turant open kiya.
Ufff....
Ye wala photo dekh ke toh issbar kalu ke hath se mobile gir hi gaya.
Usne turant niche jakar mobile utha liya aur ache se zhoom karte dekhne laga.
Kaa bawal photo tha wo.
" Koi bhabhi ko godi banakar pel raha tha."
Haa..haa..
Yakin nahi ho raha tha bhabhi ne khudke chudne kaa status dala tha.
Haa..wo 90° degree me khinchi gayi tasvwer thi.
Iss angal se poori nangi bhabhi toh dikh rahi thi par uska pichwada nahi dikh raha tha. Haa par baaki sara nanga badan dikh raha tha. latakte mumme aur nangi gand, aur bhabhi ke uss kulhe se salta huaa ek mard ka chouda mandi ka hissa. Shayad wo uska pati tha. Aur bhabhi ka chehara isi side me tha. Dard se karhata huaa chehara us photo ki highlight tha. Uske chehare ko dekhkar ye saaf saaf pata chal raha tha ki kitni ghamasan Pilaayi ho rahi thi uski.
Kalu- Bhabhi aapke chehare se lag raha hai saap bada gehra utar gaya hai..
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne mooh chupa liya.
Bhabhi- Ishhh..aap bhi naa...
Kalu- haayeee..haayee...ise kehate hai asali malik..ye hai asali malik. Hum toh bass naam ke malik.
Bhabhi iska jawab de na saki. Wo bass jor jor se hasne lagi.
Kalu- Kasam se...kya bawal ho tum.. waise ye wali photo kisne li hai? Aapke pati toh aapke piche hai lagate hai.
Bhabhi- kyu? Samne stand pe mobile nahi laga sakte kya? Aapko toh ye bhi nahi pata hoga ki timer laga ke photos nikaale jaa sakte hai?
Aur ye aap baar baar "kisne nikala" "kisne nikala" kyu puch rahe hai? Hello excuse me?????##### Aapko kya laga? Muje kya bajaru aurat samja kya? Yaad rahe... mere aise wale photos bass mere Malik ne hi nikaale hai. Dusara koi najar uthakar baat karne ko bhi parhej khata hai. Ek mere pati ne nikale hai aur ek...
Itne me baat ko kaat kar bhabhi sharmakar hasne lagi..
Kalu khush hokar chaati foolakar poochne laga.
Kalu- Aur?
Bhabhi- Wahi..jisne souda jeet liya tha..
jawab dekar bhabhi sharm ki mudra banane lagi.
Kalu- Ahhhaaaaa....Badhiya..par bhabhi use malik nahi, balki photo khichne wale ko photowala kahate hai bhabhi...asali malik toh ye raha. Jo ghodi chadta hai.
Ye sunkar bhabhi sharmakar hasne lagi.
Bhabhi- Maar khaoge....aap bhi naa.
Kalu- Are jawab dijiye..
Bhabhi- Hame koi jawab nahi dena iska. Chaliye ye ticket WhatsApp kar di hai maine. Time pe pahunch jana.
Kalu- Hum toh pahale hi pahunch jayenge. Wo baat hi nahi..Waise saap ko bhi lekar aana hai naa?
Bhabhi chounk kar
Bhabhi- Kya?
Kalu - kuch nahi..kuch nahi...
Wo gaalo me has raha tha.
Bhabhi- hunnn..ghode ko lagam dijiye apni. Koi battmizhi nahi..waha apni nanad ke sath jaa rahe hai hum. Ache se samajh lo iss baat ko.
Kalu- Aap fikar naa kariye. Humaka sab samajhte laga hai. Apna toh ek hi hai, "Ganga gaye toh gangadas, jamuna gaye toh jaumnadas."
Bhabhi- Good.
To be continued....
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