22-04-2026, 08:36 PM
Sandhya: "Lata, tumhari salary 15,000 hai, us hisab se jitne din tum nahi aaogi, utne dino ka banta paisa Dayal Kaka ko mil jayega. Toh thik hai na Dayal Kaka?"
Dayal Kaka (man hi man): (Arey Sandhya beti, tere jaisi sheher ki gori masaledar maal aur teri in bhari hui makhmali jaangho ko dekh kar toh main kya, koi bhi muft mein gulami kar lega...) "Haan haan Sandhya beti, jo tum sahi samjho de dena. Mujhe koi aitraaz nahi hai."
Dayal Kaka: "Waise Sandhya beti, ek baat main pehle hi keh deta hoon ki kaam jo tum bologe wahi karunga aur jis waqt tak pura karna hai waise hi kar dunga. Par kaam kis tarah se, kaise aur kab karna hai, is par mujhe rokna-tokna mat, nahi toh mujhse yahan pe kaam nahi hoga aur tab aap kisi aur ko dekh lena. Waise jahan tak pagar ki baat hai, wo toh aap mera kaam dekh ke waise bhi badhiya hi dogi."
Dayal ne direct nahi kaha par indirectly jata diya tha ki pagar badhiya matlab zyada hi deni hogi... aur andar hi andar apni kaam-waasna ki pehli chaal bhi chal chuka tha. Tabhi doorbell bajti hai toh Lata dekhne jati hai ki kaun aaya hai. Kuch der baad Sandhya sofe se uthkar Lata se puchne hi wali thi ki Lata aake bolti hai ki Sahab ke office se koi aaya hai aur koi file maang raha hai. Sandhya samajh jati hai aur bedroom se file nikal kar office staff ko de deti hai.
Udhar Dayal Kaka ke mann mein aur sharir mein ek ajeeb halchal machi hui thi ki aage kaise aur kab kya karna hai. Dayal se raha nahi ja raha tha jab se usne Sandhya ki wo gori-gori masaledar moti jaanghein dekhi thi jo uski dress se jhalak rahi thi.
Idhar bholi-bhali Sandhya mann hi mann sochti hai ki chalo Lata ne sahi aadmi ko kaam ke liye dhunda hai. Filhaal ye Lata ka kaam sambhal le, phir jab Lata wapas aa jayegi tab Dayal Kaka ko ghar ke baki maintenance aur watchman ke kaam ke liye rakh lenge agar unhe koi problem na ho toh. Par innocent Sandhya ko kya pata tha ki ye kaala-kaluta Dayal Kaka mann mein uske baare mein kya gande khayal bun raha hai. Aaj Sandhya ne anjaane mein hi apni nangi moti masaledar gori jaanghein dikha kar Dayal ke andar ki hawas ko fan-fana diya tha. Sandhya toh Dayal ko ek buzurg "Kaka" ki nazar se dekh rahi thi, aur Dayal bhale hi use "beti" bula raha ho par use toh Sandhya ki madmast jawani ka ras chakna tha.
Tabhi Lata aur Dayal Kaka aate hain aur Sandhya se Lata bolti hai— "Memsaab, aaj ghar ka saara kaam ho gaya hai aur Dayal Kaka ko bhi sab samjha aur dikha diya hai ki kya cheez kahan pe hai."
Sandhya: "Thik hai Lata."
Dayal Kaka: "Toh Sandhya beti, hum abhi chalte hain. Kal waqt pe main aa jaunga."
Lata: "Memsaab aap pareshan mat hona, Dayal Kaka hain na, wo sab dekh lenge. Waise koi aur zaroorat ho toh aap inhein bata dena, ye sab sambhal lenge. Thik hai memsaab, ab main chalti hoon."
Dayal Kaka: "Haan haan Lata, tu bilkul fikar mat kar, main hoon na. Sandhya beti ka main sab dekh lunga... aaj jaise dekha hai, usse bhi zyada mann laga kar beti ki har cheez dekhunga."
Dayal Kaka ne phir se double meaning mein apni baat rakhi aur gandi tarah se hasne laga.
Dayal: "Lata tu ja, yahan ki zimmedari ab meri hai." Ye bol kar Dayal apni gandi baat ko zimmedari ka parda dene ki koshish karta hai.
Sandhya: "Haan haan Lata tum jao, main apna khayal rakh sakti hoon aur waise bhi ab Dayal Kaka toh hain hi..."
Aur phir Dayal aur Lata nikalne lagte hain par Dayal Lata se bolta hai ki "Tu chal, main beti se kuch puchna bhul gaya hoon."
Ye bol kar Dayal wapas Sandhya ke flat mein chala jata hai aur Lata apne ghar nikal jati hai.
Sandhya ghar pe baith kar TV dekh rahi thi ki tabhi doorbell bajti hai. Sandhya sochti hai ab kaun aaya hoga? Wo darwaza kholti hai toh Dayal Kaka ko dekh kar hairan hoti hai.
Sandhya: "Arey Dayal Kaka aap yahan phir se? Kya hua?"
Dayal Kaka: "Arey Sandhya beti, hum toh chale gaye the par phir mujhe laga ki tum ghar pe abhi akeli ho, toh jab tak Sahab nahi aa jate tab tak main yahin ruk jata hoon. Sahab aane se unse bhi mil leta."
Sandhya: "Oh, so nice of you Dayal Kaka!"
Dayal Kaka: "Kya matlab Sandhya beti?"
Sandhya: "Arey wo ki aapki zimmedari dekh ke mujhe bahut accha laga, par aapke Sahab toh aaj wapas nahi aane wale. Wo office ke kaam se 5 dino ke liye Mumbai se bahar Kolkata gaye hain. Unse toh aap ab 5 dino ke baad hi mil sakenge."
Dayal Kaka (mann mein): (Arey waah! Yeh saali maal tab toh 5 dino tak bilkul akeli rahegi. Mujhe jald se jald kuch sochna hoga isko paane ke liye!)
Dayal: "Arey nahi, tab toh aap raat ko yahan akeli kaise reh paogi? Kuch upar-neeche hua toh main Sahab ko kya jawab dunga? Aur Sahab bhi kaise hain, aap jaisi itni khubsurat jawan biwi ko sheher mein aise akela chhod ke chale gaye... lagta hai unhe aapki koi fikar hi nahi hai."
Sandhya: "Arey aisa kuch nahi hai, unhe meri fikar hai par un par bhi company ki bahut badi zimmedari hai. Isiliye zaroori kaam se gaye hain."
Par Dayal Kaka ke aise kehne se Sandhya ke mann mein bhi ek pal ke liye ye baat lagi ki Sameer sach mein mujhe aise akela chhod kar kaise ja sakte hain.
Dayal Kaka: "Par tab toh main aapko aise ghar pe akeli raat mein rehne nahi de sakta. Akeli raat mein aap jaisi jawan khubsurat ladki ka rehna bahut risky hai... kuch sochna hoga mujhe."
Dayal (mann mein): (Jaldi koi idea aa... aisa mauka baar-baar nahi milta. Kismat meherban hai. Pehle toh Sandhya ki chikni moti gori jaangho ke darshan hue aur ab pata chala ye 5 din akeli rahegi... jaldi kuch soch harami!)
Sandhya: "Arey Dayal Kaka aap kyun itne pareshan ho rahe ho?"
Sandhya ko lag raha tha ki Dayal kitna zimmedar hai, par use kya pata tha ki ye zimmedari nahi, hawas thi. Dayal apne kale lund se sheher ki is hot innocent housewife ko chodna chahta tha. Dayal ke dimaag mein kai plan aa rahe the par har plan mein wo sirf Sandhya ki chudai hi kar raha tha. Use samajh nahi aa raha tha ki shuruat kaise kare kyunki Sandhya innocent thi aur wo usi innocence ka fayda uthana chahta tha.
Sandhya: "Arey Kaka, khade-khade kya soch rahe ho?"
Dayal Kaka: "Sandhya beti, tumhari tarah itni khubsurat ladki raat ko akeli rahegi aur main bina kuch kiye chala jaun?" (Dayal jaan-bujhkar double meaning baat kar raha tha taaki uska level check kar sake).
Sandhya (nadan bante hue): "Kya matlab? Main samjhi nahi?"
Dayal Kaka: "Arey beti, raat bhar akeli rehna koi mazak hai? Security ke liye mujhe kuch intezam karna hoga. Aise kaise itni sundar padhi-likhi ladki ko akele chhod jaun. Sahab aake puchenge toh kya kahunga? Ki unki jawan biwi akeli thi aur maine kuch bhi nahi kiya? Sahab gussa honge ki maine zimmedari nahi nibhayi."
Dayal baar-baar "kuch nahi kiya" aur "jawan biwi" jaise shabd bol kar Sandhya ka reaction dekh raha tha taaki aage khul kar baat kar sake. Is baar Sandhya ko thoda uneasy feel hua. Usne galat toh nahi liya par use sunne mein thoda ajeeb laga kyunki wo bahut simple aur sweet thi.
Sandhya: "Dayal Kaka, please aap har baat pe mujhe 'sheher ki padhi-likhi jawan biwi' mat boliye, mujhe thoda ajeeb lagta hai."
Dayal Kaka: "Arey beti tum ye kya bol rahi ho? Maine kuch galat bol diya kya?"
Sandhya: "Nahi-nahi, par aap thoda samjhiye na..." Sandhya ko sharam aa rahi thi isliye usne roka, par Dayal toh jaan-bujhkar anjaan ban raha tha.
Dayal Kaka: "Kya samjhu beti?"
Sandhya: "Aap jo wo khubsurat jawan biwi-biwi bol rahe hain na, wahi ajeeb lag raha hai."
Dayal Kaka: "Suno beti, main jo bol raha hoon sach hai. Chalo main kuch puchta hoon, jawab dena. Kya tum sheher ki padhi-likhi ladki ho?"
Sandhya: "Haan hoon."
Dayal Kaka: "Tum kisi ki biwi ho?"
Sandhya: "Haan, Sameer ki biwi hoon."
Dayal Kaka: "Kya Sameer Sahab ki jawan biwi hai?"
Sandhya (haste hue): "Aap bhi na Kaka, kya puch rahe ho."
Sandhya ko accha lag raha tha ki koi usse baat kar raha hai, kyunki Sameer kaam mein busy rehte the. Dayal use sahi baat bol kar galat angle se fasa raha tha.
Dayal Kaka: "Toh Sandhya beti, ab tum hi kaho maine kya galat kaha?"
Sandhya: "Thik hai Kaka, aapne kuch galat nahi kaha, bas mujhe sharam aa rahi thi. Par aap baat ko bahut acchi tarah samjhate ho. Ab mujhe koi dikkat nahi hai."
Dayal Kaka (mann mein): (Chalo, isko patana zyada mushkil nahi hai, bas sahi waqt ka intezar karna hoga tabhi iska maza le sakta hoon.) "Thik hai beti, main hamesha tumse aise hi baat karunga taaki tum khush raho."
Bechari innocent Sandhya ko kya pata tha ki jo muh par "beti" keh raha hai wo mann mein use "randi" bol raha hai. Phir dono hasne lage.
Dayal Kaka: "Par beti, hasi-mazak toh thik hai, raat ka kya karein?" Sandhya: "Arey raat ka kya matlab, main sambhal lungi, aap ab ghar jao."
Dayal ne socha ki pehle hi din zyada force kiya toh khel bigad sakta hai. Abhi dimaag mein koi solid plan bhi nahi tha ki aaj hi kaam ho jaye, aur wo 5 din akeli hai hi. Dayal ne apna number diya aur Sandhya ka number le liya.
Dayal Kaka: "Chalo beti main nikalta hoon, darwaza band kar lo. Kal 10 baje aa jaunga."
Jaate-jaate Dayal ne phir se Sandhya ki jawani ko aankhon se scan kiya. Sandhya ne skirt pehni thi jisme se uski raanein chamak rahi thi. Dayal apna lund tight karke wahan se nikla.
Sandhya ne darwaza band kiya aur bedroom ke bathroom mein fresh hone gayi. Tabhi phone baja par face wash laga hone ki wajah se wo utha nahi payi. Use laga shayad Dayal Kaka ka call hoga. Thodi der baad phir banti baji, towel se muh pochte hue usne dekha toh Sameer ka call tha.
Sandhya: "Hello Sameer."
Sameer: "Busy ho kya? Pehle uthaya nahi?"
Sandhya: "Nahi, bathroom mein thi. Mujhe laga shayad Dayal Kaka ka call hoga toh maine jaldi nahi ki."
Sameer: "Dayal Kaka? Ye kaun hai?"
Sandhya ne saari baat batayi ki Lata ne kisi ko kaam ke liye rakha hai. Sameer ne kaha ki wo fikar-mand tha kyunki wo achanak Kolkata aa gaya.
Sandhya: "Tum fikar mat karo, main sambhal lungi. Aur ye Dayal Kaka bahut zimmedar hain."
Sameer: "Kaka matlab aged hain?"
Sandhya: "Haan aged hain, par ghar ka kaam sambhal lenge."
Sameer: "Accha hai, unhe kehna ki raat ko bhi dhyan rakhein, tum secure feel karogi."
Sandhya: "Arey baba don't worry. Mumbai ke log helpfull hote hain."
Sameer: "Phir bhi 5 din akeli ho, mujhe fikar hai."
Sandhya: "Dayal Kaka bhi yahi keh rahe the. Wo toh raat ko rukne ko bhi taiyar the. Unhone kaha ki agar Sahab ko pata chala ki unki jawan biwi akeli thi aur Kaka ne kuch nahi kiya toh wo gussa honge." (Sandhya hasti hai).
Sameer: "Hold on... unhone kaha 'kuch nahi kiya'? Kya kehna chahte hain wo?"
Sandhya: "Arey Sameer, in logon ko bolne ka dhang nahi pata hota. Unka matlab tha ki unhone security ka dhyan nahi rakha. Mujhe laga unhe meri bahut fikar hai."
Sameer: "Are you sure na ki wo decent aadmi hai?"
Sandhya: "Fikar mat karo, Lata ne hi bataya hai unke baare mein. Aur maine baat ki hai, bahut acche insaan hain."
Sameer: "Thik hai, par apna khayal rakhna."
Sandhya: "Sure."
Sameer: "Ok Sandhya, ab meeting ke liye nikalna hoga. Main tumhe raat ke 11 baje call karta hoon, thik hai?"
Sandhya: "Oh ok.. apna khayal rakhna Sameer."
Sameer: "Thanks meri pyari biwi.. tum bhi apna dhyan rakhna. Bye."
Sandhya: "Bye."
Sameer call disconnect kar deta hai. Idhar Dayal Kaka wahan se nikalne ke baad seedha apne chote se kholi numa ghar mein chala jata hai jo Mumbai ki ek purani chawl mein tha. Uske paas dhang ka kaam nahi tha, isliye uska ghar bhi bahut khasta haal tha. Lekin jab se usne Sandhya ko dekha tha, uske sapne badal gaye the. Sandhya ki us gori jawani ko dekh kar uski barson ki hawas jaag uthi thi. Saalon se usne aisi khubsurat jawan aurat nahi dekhi thi; gaon aur chawl ki saunvli auraton ko dekh-dekh kar wo thak chuka tha. Sandhya ke saamne wo sab pheeki pad gayi thi. Dayal Kaka ka lund jo saalon se sukha pada tha, ab Sandhya ko dekh kar usmein jaise nayi jaan aa gayi thi.
Dayal apni kholi mein aakar charpai par let jata hai aur Sandhya ke baare mein sochne lagta hai. Aaj jo usne Sandhya ki wo gori jaanghein dekhi thi, jo uski dress mein upar tak dikh rahi thi, utna soch kar hi uska lund lungi mein khada ho jata hai.
Dayal jhat se apni lungi utar deta hai aur underwear bhi nikal deta hai. Uska lund bada, kaala aur ganda tha, jiske aas-paas safed jhaantein us jagah ko aur bhayanak bana rahi thi. Wo Sandhya ke baare mein sochte hue apna lund upar-neeche hilane lagta hai.
Usko aisa lag raha tha jaise Sandhya khud uska wo ganda lund apne khubsurat mooh mein lekar chus rahi ho. Sandhya is baat se anjaan thi ki jis buzurg ko wo ghar mein rakh rahi hai, wo usko chodne ke dhang dhoond raha hai. Dayal lund hilate hue pani nikalne hi wala tha ki achannak wo ruk gaya.
Dayal (man mein): "Is tarah apna pani barbaad karne se accha hai is Sandhya memsaab ki chudai ke liye bacha kar rakhun. Saala itne saal baad koi jawan chut mere lode ko chhune wali hai... saari bhadaas is sheher ki rani par nikalunga."
Agli subah Mumbai mein dhoop nikal aayi thi. Sandhya naha chuki thi aur aaj usne ek saree pehni thi. Uske blouse mein uske chuche ubhar kar dikh rahe the aur uski gaand dekh kar toh kisi ka bhi imaan dol jaye. Wo nashta karke hall mein baithi TV dekh rahi thi. 10 baje doorbell baji. Sandhya samajh gayi ki Dayal Kaka honge. Usne darwaza khola toh Dayal wahi purani lungi aur shirt mein peele daant nikaal kar smile kar raha tha.
Sandhya: "Arey aa gaye aap Dayal Kaka."
Dayal: "Haan Sandhya beti, aa gaya."
Sandhya: "Aaiye andar."
Sandhya andar jaane lagi aur Dayal uske peeche-peeche. Jaate hue usne darwaza band kar diya. Saree mein Sandhya ki gaand hichkole kha rahi thi, jise dekh kar Dayal ka lund bhi lungi ke andar nachne laga. Hall mein pahunch kar...
Sandhya: "Kaka, aapko pata hai na kya kaam karna hai?"
Dayal (Sandhya ko upar se neeche tak scan karte hue): "Haan beti, sab pata hai kya-kya kaam karne hain yahan."
(Man mein): "Haan saali, kaam toh bahut hain... pehle tujhe patana hai, phir teri jam kar chudai karni hai. Mera lund saalon se bhookha hai, teri chut ab sirf meri hai."
Sandhya: "Kaka, kahan kho gaye?"
Dayal (hadbadate hue): "Kahin nahi beti."
Sandhya: "Thik hai phir kaam par lag jaiye."
Sandhya TV dekhne baith gayi aur Dayal kitchen mein bartan saaf karne chala gaya. Thodi der baad Sandhya apne room mein chali gayi. Dayal ko bartan dhone mein koi interest nahi tha, use toh Sandhya chahiye thi. Wo kitchen se bahar aaya aur Sandhya ko na paakar uske room ki taraf badha. Ye Mumbai ka flat bada tha jo Sameer ki company ne diya tha. Dayal room ke paas gaya par darwaza band tha.
Dayal (man mein): "Ye saali kahan gayi? Shayad andar hogi." Usne dekha ki ek khidki thodi khuli thi. Dayal ne jhaank kar dekha toh pehle koi nahi dikha, par tabhi bathroom ka door khula aur Sandhya bahar aayi.
Dayal: "Oho, toh ye randi mutne gayi thi." Saree mein wo qayamat lag rahi thi. Khidki se dekhte hue Dayal apna lund masalne laga. Usne socha ki abhi 4 din hain Sameer ke aane mein, tab tak ise patana hi hoga.
Sandhya mirror ke saamne baal sanwar rahi thi. Dayal wapas kitchen chala gaya aur kaam khatam karke pocha lagane hall mein aaya. Sandhya room se bahar aayi toh Dayal ko pocha lagate dekha.
Sandhya: "Arey Kaka, poche ki zaroorat nahi thi, sirf jhaadu laga dete."
Dayal: "Koi baat nahi beti, kar leta hoon." Dayal Sandhya ki nabhi (navel) dekh kar madhosh ho raha tha. Usne socha ki aaj ise apne lund ki jhalak dikhani padegi. Wo kitchen gaya, lungi ka fold aise set kiya ki uska lund adha bahar dikhne lage aur pocha lagate hue Sandhya ke saamne aa gaya. Par Sandhya TV mein busy thi, usne dekha hi nahi. Dayal ne fold aur khola par tabhi Sandhya ka phone baj gaya.
Sandhya: "Arey hi Jiya! Kaisi hai tu?" Sandhya baat karte hue balcony mein chali gayi. Dayal wahi khada reh gaya. Usne TV par ek English movie ka kissing scene dekha toh uska lund aur akad gaya.
Dayal: "Ek din ye Sandhya bhi mujhe aise hi chume-gi."
Tabhi Sandhya andar aayi toh Dayal ne khud ko sambhala.
Sandhya: "Kaka, ab garden (balcony plants) ko pani daal dijiye."
Dayal: "Wahan toh pani daal dunga beti, par kya tumko mera pani chahiye?"
Sandhya (chaunkte hue): "Aapka pani? Matlab?"
Dayal: "Mera matlab peene ka pani chahiye kya?"
Sandhya: "Oh nahi, aap bas paudho ko pani de dijiye phir khana bana lena."
Dayal garden mein gaya par uska dhyan Sandhya par hi tha. Sandhya ne jab TV par wo kissing scene dekha toh wo darr gayi aur channel badal diya. Usne socha— "Oh no, kahin Kaka ne dekh liya toh kya sochenge mere baare mein." Use kya pata tha ki buddha wahi dekh kar garam ho raha tha.
Thodi der baad Sandhya bahar aayi jahan Dayal pani daal raha tha. Dayal ki lungi kaafi geeli ho chuki thi. Usne shaitani dimaag chalaya aur anjaan bante hue pipe ka rukh Sandhya ki taraf kar diya.
Sandhya: "Arey Dayal Kaka... pipe hataiye!" Dayal ne jaan-bujhkar use poora bhigo diya.
Dayal: "Arey beti maaf karna, maine dekha nahi!"
Sandhya poori bheeg chuki thi. Saree uske jism se chipak gayi thi, blouse geela hokar katilana lag raha tha. Dayal ka haal behal tha.
Sandhya: "Koi baat nahi Kaka, main change kar leti hoon. Aapke kapde bhi geele hain, aap kya karenge?"
Dayal (man mein): "Tu kahe toh nanga ho jaun yahi." Phir bola, "Beti dhoop mein sukh jayenge."
Sandhya andar gayi toh uski bheegi saree mein gaand ka ubhaar dekh kar Dayal ne phir lund masla. Sandhya ne room mein jakar saree badli aur bahar aayi.
Sandhya: "Kaka, ab khana bana lijiye phir kapde dho lena." Dayal khana banane gaya par uske dimaag mein Sandhya ka wo bheega hua badan ghoom raha pahla. Khana banne ke baad wo hall mein aaya.
Dayal: "Beti khana tayar hai."
Sandhya: "Kaka main kha lungi, aap kapde dho dijiye." Sandhya room se apne geele kapde (saree, blouse) lekar aayi. Dayal ne kapde lete waqt jaan-bujhkar uska hath touch kiya. Sandhya ko laga galti se lag gaya hoga, par Dayal ko current lag gaya.
Washroom mein jaakar Dayal ne kapde dekhe. Wo bra-panty dhund raha tha par Sandhya ne wo bathroom mein hi rakh li thi.
Dayal: "Saali bra-panty nahi di, sharmati bahut hai." Usne Sandhya ki saree soonghi aur apna lund masalne laga. Kapde dhokar wo terrace par sukhane gaya aur wapas aakar khana khane laga. Wo soch raha tha ki aaj raat yahan rukne ka kya bahana banaye.
Khane ke baad wo phir Sandhya ke room ki taraf gaya. Khidki se dekha toh Sandhya backless blouse mein baal sanwar rahi thi. Uska gora nanga badan dekh kar Dayal ka lund tight ho gaya.
Tabhi Sameer ka call aaya.
Sandhya: "Hi jaan... tum nahi ho toh bore ho rahi hoon."
Sameer: "Kaka se baat kar lo, bore nahi hogi."
Sandhya: "Dayal Chacha? Arey wo toh kaam mein busy rehte hain."
Call khatam karke Sandhya bahar aayi toh Dayal hall mein tha.
Sandhya: "Kaka, apne baare mein kuch bataya nahi aapne."
Dayal: "Beti, hum gareebon ki kahani mein kise interest hoga."
Sandhya: "Aisa nahi hai, bataiye na, family kahan hai?"
Dayal (emotional card khelte hue): "15 saal pehle thi beti... biwi kisi aur ke saath bhag gayi aur bacche bhi le gayi." (Dayal ne jhoot bola, uski ayyashi ki wajah se wo gayi thi).
Sandhya: "Chhi... kitni gandi aurat thi wo. Sahi kiya aapne jo use bhula diya." Sandhya ko laga bechare Kaka kitne dukhi hain.
Usne kaha— "Chaliye Kaka, baaki kaam kar lijiye, mujhe neend aa rahi hai."
Dayal (man mein): "Abhi akeli so ja meri rani, kuch din baad mere saath hi soyegi." Sandhya room mein gayi aur uski hilti gaand dekh kar Dayal ne phir se apni lungi mein lund adjust kiya.
Dayal Kaka (man hi man): (Arey Sandhya beti, tere jaisi sheher ki gori masaledar maal aur teri in bhari hui makhmali jaangho ko dekh kar toh main kya, koi bhi muft mein gulami kar lega...) "Haan haan Sandhya beti, jo tum sahi samjho de dena. Mujhe koi aitraaz nahi hai."
Dayal Kaka: "Waise Sandhya beti, ek baat main pehle hi keh deta hoon ki kaam jo tum bologe wahi karunga aur jis waqt tak pura karna hai waise hi kar dunga. Par kaam kis tarah se, kaise aur kab karna hai, is par mujhe rokna-tokna mat, nahi toh mujhse yahan pe kaam nahi hoga aur tab aap kisi aur ko dekh lena. Waise jahan tak pagar ki baat hai, wo toh aap mera kaam dekh ke waise bhi badhiya hi dogi."
Dayal ne direct nahi kaha par indirectly jata diya tha ki pagar badhiya matlab zyada hi deni hogi... aur andar hi andar apni kaam-waasna ki pehli chaal bhi chal chuka tha. Tabhi doorbell bajti hai toh Lata dekhne jati hai ki kaun aaya hai. Kuch der baad Sandhya sofe se uthkar Lata se puchne hi wali thi ki Lata aake bolti hai ki Sahab ke office se koi aaya hai aur koi file maang raha hai. Sandhya samajh jati hai aur bedroom se file nikal kar office staff ko de deti hai.
Udhar Dayal Kaka ke mann mein aur sharir mein ek ajeeb halchal machi hui thi ki aage kaise aur kab kya karna hai. Dayal se raha nahi ja raha tha jab se usne Sandhya ki wo gori-gori masaledar moti jaanghein dekhi thi jo uski dress se jhalak rahi thi.
Idhar bholi-bhali Sandhya mann hi mann sochti hai ki chalo Lata ne sahi aadmi ko kaam ke liye dhunda hai. Filhaal ye Lata ka kaam sambhal le, phir jab Lata wapas aa jayegi tab Dayal Kaka ko ghar ke baki maintenance aur watchman ke kaam ke liye rakh lenge agar unhe koi problem na ho toh. Par innocent Sandhya ko kya pata tha ki ye kaala-kaluta Dayal Kaka mann mein uske baare mein kya gande khayal bun raha hai. Aaj Sandhya ne anjaane mein hi apni nangi moti masaledar gori jaanghein dikha kar Dayal ke andar ki hawas ko fan-fana diya tha. Sandhya toh Dayal ko ek buzurg "Kaka" ki nazar se dekh rahi thi, aur Dayal bhale hi use "beti" bula raha ho par use toh Sandhya ki madmast jawani ka ras chakna tha.
Tabhi Lata aur Dayal Kaka aate hain aur Sandhya se Lata bolti hai— "Memsaab, aaj ghar ka saara kaam ho gaya hai aur Dayal Kaka ko bhi sab samjha aur dikha diya hai ki kya cheez kahan pe hai."
Sandhya: "Thik hai Lata."
Dayal Kaka: "Toh Sandhya beti, hum abhi chalte hain. Kal waqt pe main aa jaunga."
Lata: "Memsaab aap pareshan mat hona, Dayal Kaka hain na, wo sab dekh lenge. Waise koi aur zaroorat ho toh aap inhein bata dena, ye sab sambhal lenge. Thik hai memsaab, ab main chalti hoon."
Dayal Kaka: "Haan haan Lata, tu bilkul fikar mat kar, main hoon na. Sandhya beti ka main sab dekh lunga... aaj jaise dekha hai, usse bhi zyada mann laga kar beti ki har cheez dekhunga."
Dayal Kaka ne phir se double meaning mein apni baat rakhi aur gandi tarah se hasne laga.
Dayal: "Lata tu ja, yahan ki zimmedari ab meri hai." Ye bol kar Dayal apni gandi baat ko zimmedari ka parda dene ki koshish karta hai.
Sandhya: "Haan haan Lata tum jao, main apna khayal rakh sakti hoon aur waise bhi ab Dayal Kaka toh hain hi..."
Aur phir Dayal aur Lata nikalne lagte hain par Dayal Lata se bolta hai ki "Tu chal, main beti se kuch puchna bhul gaya hoon."
Ye bol kar Dayal wapas Sandhya ke flat mein chala jata hai aur Lata apne ghar nikal jati hai.
Sandhya ghar pe baith kar TV dekh rahi thi ki tabhi doorbell bajti hai. Sandhya sochti hai ab kaun aaya hoga? Wo darwaza kholti hai toh Dayal Kaka ko dekh kar hairan hoti hai.
Sandhya: "Arey Dayal Kaka aap yahan phir se? Kya hua?"
Dayal Kaka: "Arey Sandhya beti, hum toh chale gaye the par phir mujhe laga ki tum ghar pe abhi akeli ho, toh jab tak Sahab nahi aa jate tab tak main yahin ruk jata hoon. Sahab aane se unse bhi mil leta."
Sandhya: "Oh, so nice of you Dayal Kaka!"
Dayal Kaka: "Kya matlab Sandhya beti?"
Sandhya: "Arey wo ki aapki zimmedari dekh ke mujhe bahut accha laga, par aapke Sahab toh aaj wapas nahi aane wale. Wo office ke kaam se 5 dino ke liye Mumbai se bahar Kolkata gaye hain. Unse toh aap ab 5 dino ke baad hi mil sakenge."
Dayal Kaka (mann mein): (Arey waah! Yeh saali maal tab toh 5 dino tak bilkul akeli rahegi. Mujhe jald se jald kuch sochna hoga isko paane ke liye!)
Dayal: "Arey nahi, tab toh aap raat ko yahan akeli kaise reh paogi? Kuch upar-neeche hua toh main Sahab ko kya jawab dunga? Aur Sahab bhi kaise hain, aap jaisi itni khubsurat jawan biwi ko sheher mein aise akela chhod ke chale gaye... lagta hai unhe aapki koi fikar hi nahi hai."
Sandhya: "Arey aisa kuch nahi hai, unhe meri fikar hai par un par bhi company ki bahut badi zimmedari hai. Isiliye zaroori kaam se gaye hain."
Par Dayal Kaka ke aise kehne se Sandhya ke mann mein bhi ek pal ke liye ye baat lagi ki Sameer sach mein mujhe aise akela chhod kar kaise ja sakte hain.
Dayal Kaka: "Par tab toh main aapko aise ghar pe akeli raat mein rehne nahi de sakta. Akeli raat mein aap jaisi jawan khubsurat ladki ka rehna bahut risky hai... kuch sochna hoga mujhe."
Dayal (mann mein): (Jaldi koi idea aa... aisa mauka baar-baar nahi milta. Kismat meherban hai. Pehle toh Sandhya ki chikni moti gori jaangho ke darshan hue aur ab pata chala ye 5 din akeli rahegi... jaldi kuch soch harami!)
Sandhya: "Arey Dayal Kaka aap kyun itne pareshan ho rahe ho?"
Sandhya ko lag raha tha ki Dayal kitna zimmedar hai, par use kya pata tha ki ye zimmedari nahi, hawas thi. Dayal apne kale lund se sheher ki is hot innocent housewife ko chodna chahta tha. Dayal ke dimaag mein kai plan aa rahe the par har plan mein wo sirf Sandhya ki chudai hi kar raha tha. Use samajh nahi aa raha tha ki shuruat kaise kare kyunki Sandhya innocent thi aur wo usi innocence ka fayda uthana chahta tha.
Sandhya: "Arey Kaka, khade-khade kya soch rahe ho?"
Dayal Kaka: "Sandhya beti, tumhari tarah itni khubsurat ladki raat ko akeli rahegi aur main bina kuch kiye chala jaun?" (Dayal jaan-bujhkar double meaning baat kar raha tha taaki uska level check kar sake).
Sandhya (nadan bante hue): "Kya matlab? Main samjhi nahi?"
Dayal Kaka: "Arey beti, raat bhar akeli rehna koi mazak hai? Security ke liye mujhe kuch intezam karna hoga. Aise kaise itni sundar padhi-likhi ladki ko akele chhod jaun. Sahab aake puchenge toh kya kahunga? Ki unki jawan biwi akeli thi aur maine kuch bhi nahi kiya? Sahab gussa honge ki maine zimmedari nahi nibhayi."
Dayal baar-baar "kuch nahi kiya" aur "jawan biwi" jaise shabd bol kar Sandhya ka reaction dekh raha tha taaki aage khul kar baat kar sake. Is baar Sandhya ko thoda uneasy feel hua. Usne galat toh nahi liya par use sunne mein thoda ajeeb laga kyunki wo bahut simple aur sweet thi.
Sandhya: "Dayal Kaka, please aap har baat pe mujhe 'sheher ki padhi-likhi jawan biwi' mat boliye, mujhe thoda ajeeb lagta hai."
Dayal Kaka: "Arey beti tum ye kya bol rahi ho? Maine kuch galat bol diya kya?"
Sandhya: "Nahi-nahi, par aap thoda samjhiye na..." Sandhya ko sharam aa rahi thi isliye usne roka, par Dayal toh jaan-bujhkar anjaan ban raha tha.
Dayal Kaka: "Kya samjhu beti?"
Sandhya: "Aap jo wo khubsurat jawan biwi-biwi bol rahe hain na, wahi ajeeb lag raha hai."
Dayal Kaka: "Suno beti, main jo bol raha hoon sach hai. Chalo main kuch puchta hoon, jawab dena. Kya tum sheher ki padhi-likhi ladki ho?"
Sandhya: "Haan hoon."
Dayal Kaka: "Tum kisi ki biwi ho?"
Sandhya: "Haan, Sameer ki biwi hoon."
Dayal Kaka: "Kya Sameer Sahab ki jawan biwi hai?"
Sandhya (haste hue): "Aap bhi na Kaka, kya puch rahe ho."
Sandhya ko accha lag raha tha ki koi usse baat kar raha hai, kyunki Sameer kaam mein busy rehte the. Dayal use sahi baat bol kar galat angle se fasa raha tha.
Dayal Kaka: "Toh Sandhya beti, ab tum hi kaho maine kya galat kaha?"
Sandhya: "Thik hai Kaka, aapne kuch galat nahi kaha, bas mujhe sharam aa rahi thi. Par aap baat ko bahut acchi tarah samjhate ho. Ab mujhe koi dikkat nahi hai."
Dayal Kaka (mann mein): (Chalo, isko patana zyada mushkil nahi hai, bas sahi waqt ka intezar karna hoga tabhi iska maza le sakta hoon.) "Thik hai beti, main hamesha tumse aise hi baat karunga taaki tum khush raho."
Bechari innocent Sandhya ko kya pata tha ki jo muh par "beti" keh raha hai wo mann mein use "randi" bol raha hai. Phir dono hasne lage.
Dayal Kaka: "Par beti, hasi-mazak toh thik hai, raat ka kya karein?" Sandhya: "Arey raat ka kya matlab, main sambhal lungi, aap ab ghar jao."
Dayal ne socha ki pehle hi din zyada force kiya toh khel bigad sakta hai. Abhi dimaag mein koi solid plan bhi nahi tha ki aaj hi kaam ho jaye, aur wo 5 din akeli hai hi. Dayal ne apna number diya aur Sandhya ka number le liya.
Dayal Kaka: "Chalo beti main nikalta hoon, darwaza band kar lo. Kal 10 baje aa jaunga."
Jaate-jaate Dayal ne phir se Sandhya ki jawani ko aankhon se scan kiya. Sandhya ne skirt pehni thi jisme se uski raanein chamak rahi thi. Dayal apna lund tight karke wahan se nikla.
Sandhya ne darwaza band kiya aur bedroom ke bathroom mein fresh hone gayi. Tabhi phone baja par face wash laga hone ki wajah se wo utha nahi payi. Use laga shayad Dayal Kaka ka call hoga. Thodi der baad phir banti baji, towel se muh pochte hue usne dekha toh Sameer ka call tha.
Sandhya: "Hello Sameer."
Sameer: "Busy ho kya? Pehle uthaya nahi?"
Sandhya: "Nahi, bathroom mein thi. Mujhe laga shayad Dayal Kaka ka call hoga toh maine jaldi nahi ki."
Sameer: "Dayal Kaka? Ye kaun hai?"
Sandhya ne saari baat batayi ki Lata ne kisi ko kaam ke liye rakha hai. Sameer ne kaha ki wo fikar-mand tha kyunki wo achanak Kolkata aa gaya.
Sandhya: "Tum fikar mat karo, main sambhal lungi. Aur ye Dayal Kaka bahut zimmedar hain."
Sameer: "Kaka matlab aged hain?"
Sandhya: "Haan aged hain, par ghar ka kaam sambhal lenge."
Sameer: "Accha hai, unhe kehna ki raat ko bhi dhyan rakhein, tum secure feel karogi."
Sandhya: "Arey baba don't worry. Mumbai ke log helpfull hote hain."
Sameer: "Phir bhi 5 din akeli ho, mujhe fikar hai."
Sandhya: "Dayal Kaka bhi yahi keh rahe the. Wo toh raat ko rukne ko bhi taiyar the. Unhone kaha ki agar Sahab ko pata chala ki unki jawan biwi akeli thi aur Kaka ne kuch nahi kiya toh wo gussa honge." (Sandhya hasti hai).
Sameer: "Hold on... unhone kaha 'kuch nahi kiya'? Kya kehna chahte hain wo?"
Sandhya: "Arey Sameer, in logon ko bolne ka dhang nahi pata hota. Unka matlab tha ki unhone security ka dhyan nahi rakha. Mujhe laga unhe meri bahut fikar hai."
Sameer: "Are you sure na ki wo decent aadmi hai?"
Sandhya: "Fikar mat karo, Lata ne hi bataya hai unke baare mein. Aur maine baat ki hai, bahut acche insaan hain."
Sameer: "Thik hai, par apna khayal rakhna."
Sandhya: "Sure."
Sameer: "Ok Sandhya, ab meeting ke liye nikalna hoga. Main tumhe raat ke 11 baje call karta hoon, thik hai?"
Sandhya: "Oh ok.. apna khayal rakhna Sameer."
Sameer: "Thanks meri pyari biwi.. tum bhi apna dhyan rakhna. Bye."
Sandhya: "Bye."
Sameer call disconnect kar deta hai. Idhar Dayal Kaka wahan se nikalne ke baad seedha apne chote se kholi numa ghar mein chala jata hai jo Mumbai ki ek purani chawl mein tha. Uske paas dhang ka kaam nahi tha, isliye uska ghar bhi bahut khasta haal tha. Lekin jab se usne Sandhya ko dekha tha, uske sapne badal gaye the. Sandhya ki us gori jawani ko dekh kar uski barson ki hawas jaag uthi thi. Saalon se usne aisi khubsurat jawan aurat nahi dekhi thi; gaon aur chawl ki saunvli auraton ko dekh-dekh kar wo thak chuka tha. Sandhya ke saamne wo sab pheeki pad gayi thi. Dayal Kaka ka lund jo saalon se sukha pada tha, ab Sandhya ko dekh kar usmein jaise nayi jaan aa gayi thi.
Dayal apni kholi mein aakar charpai par let jata hai aur Sandhya ke baare mein sochne lagta hai. Aaj jo usne Sandhya ki wo gori jaanghein dekhi thi, jo uski dress mein upar tak dikh rahi thi, utna soch kar hi uska lund lungi mein khada ho jata hai.
Dayal jhat se apni lungi utar deta hai aur underwear bhi nikal deta hai. Uska lund bada, kaala aur ganda tha, jiske aas-paas safed jhaantein us jagah ko aur bhayanak bana rahi thi. Wo Sandhya ke baare mein sochte hue apna lund upar-neeche hilane lagta hai.
Usko aisa lag raha tha jaise Sandhya khud uska wo ganda lund apne khubsurat mooh mein lekar chus rahi ho. Sandhya is baat se anjaan thi ki jis buzurg ko wo ghar mein rakh rahi hai, wo usko chodne ke dhang dhoond raha hai. Dayal lund hilate hue pani nikalne hi wala tha ki achannak wo ruk gaya.
Dayal (man mein): "Is tarah apna pani barbaad karne se accha hai is Sandhya memsaab ki chudai ke liye bacha kar rakhun. Saala itne saal baad koi jawan chut mere lode ko chhune wali hai... saari bhadaas is sheher ki rani par nikalunga."
Agli subah Mumbai mein dhoop nikal aayi thi. Sandhya naha chuki thi aur aaj usne ek saree pehni thi. Uske blouse mein uske chuche ubhar kar dikh rahe the aur uski gaand dekh kar toh kisi ka bhi imaan dol jaye. Wo nashta karke hall mein baithi TV dekh rahi thi. 10 baje doorbell baji. Sandhya samajh gayi ki Dayal Kaka honge. Usne darwaza khola toh Dayal wahi purani lungi aur shirt mein peele daant nikaal kar smile kar raha tha.
Sandhya: "Arey aa gaye aap Dayal Kaka."
Dayal: "Haan Sandhya beti, aa gaya."
Sandhya: "Aaiye andar."
Sandhya andar jaane lagi aur Dayal uske peeche-peeche. Jaate hue usne darwaza band kar diya. Saree mein Sandhya ki gaand hichkole kha rahi thi, jise dekh kar Dayal ka lund bhi lungi ke andar nachne laga. Hall mein pahunch kar...
Sandhya: "Kaka, aapko pata hai na kya kaam karna hai?"
Dayal (Sandhya ko upar se neeche tak scan karte hue): "Haan beti, sab pata hai kya-kya kaam karne hain yahan."
(Man mein): "Haan saali, kaam toh bahut hain... pehle tujhe patana hai, phir teri jam kar chudai karni hai. Mera lund saalon se bhookha hai, teri chut ab sirf meri hai."
Sandhya: "Kaka, kahan kho gaye?"
Dayal (hadbadate hue): "Kahin nahi beti."
Sandhya: "Thik hai phir kaam par lag jaiye."
Sandhya TV dekhne baith gayi aur Dayal kitchen mein bartan saaf karne chala gaya. Thodi der baad Sandhya apne room mein chali gayi. Dayal ko bartan dhone mein koi interest nahi tha, use toh Sandhya chahiye thi. Wo kitchen se bahar aaya aur Sandhya ko na paakar uske room ki taraf badha. Ye Mumbai ka flat bada tha jo Sameer ki company ne diya tha. Dayal room ke paas gaya par darwaza band tha.
Dayal (man mein): "Ye saali kahan gayi? Shayad andar hogi." Usne dekha ki ek khidki thodi khuli thi. Dayal ne jhaank kar dekha toh pehle koi nahi dikha, par tabhi bathroom ka door khula aur Sandhya bahar aayi.
Dayal: "Oho, toh ye randi mutne gayi thi." Saree mein wo qayamat lag rahi thi. Khidki se dekhte hue Dayal apna lund masalne laga. Usne socha ki abhi 4 din hain Sameer ke aane mein, tab tak ise patana hi hoga.
Sandhya mirror ke saamne baal sanwar rahi thi. Dayal wapas kitchen chala gaya aur kaam khatam karke pocha lagane hall mein aaya. Sandhya room se bahar aayi toh Dayal ko pocha lagate dekha.
Sandhya: "Arey Kaka, poche ki zaroorat nahi thi, sirf jhaadu laga dete."
Dayal: "Koi baat nahi beti, kar leta hoon." Dayal Sandhya ki nabhi (navel) dekh kar madhosh ho raha tha. Usne socha ki aaj ise apne lund ki jhalak dikhani padegi. Wo kitchen gaya, lungi ka fold aise set kiya ki uska lund adha bahar dikhne lage aur pocha lagate hue Sandhya ke saamne aa gaya. Par Sandhya TV mein busy thi, usne dekha hi nahi. Dayal ne fold aur khola par tabhi Sandhya ka phone baj gaya.
Sandhya: "Arey hi Jiya! Kaisi hai tu?" Sandhya baat karte hue balcony mein chali gayi. Dayal wahi khada reh gaya. Usne TV par ek English movie ka kissing scene dekha toh uska lund aur akad gaya.
Dayal: "Ek din ye Sandhya bhi mujhe aise hi chume-gi."
Tabhi Sandhya andar aayi toh Dayal ne khud ko sambhala.
Sandhya: "Kaka, ab garden (balcony plants) ko pani daal dijiye."
Dayal: "Wahan toh pani daal dunga beti, par kya tumko mera pani chahiye?"
Sandhya (chaunkte hue): "Aapka pani? Matlab?"
Dayal: "Mera matlab peene ka pani chahiye kya?"
Sandhya: "Oh nahi, aap bas paudho ko pani de dijiye phir khana bana lena."
Dayal garden mein gaya par uska dhyan Sandhya par hi tha. Sandhya ne jab TV par wo kissing scene dekha toh wo darr gayi aur channel badal diya. Usne socha— "Oh no, kahin Kaka ne dekh liya toh kya sochenge mere baare mein." Use kya pata tha ki buddha wahi dekh kar garam ho raha tha.
Thodi der baad Sandhya bahar aayi jahan Dayal pani daal raha tha. Dayal ki lungi kaafi geeli ho chuki thi. Usne shaitani dimaag chalaya aur anjaan bante hue pipe ka rukh Sandhya ki taraf kar diya.
Sandhya: "Arey Dayal Kaka... pipe hataiye!" Dayal ne jaan-bujhkar use poora bhigo diya.
Dayal: "Arey beti maaf karna, maine dekha nahi!"
Sandhya poori bheeg chuki thi. Saree uske jism se chipak gayi thi, blouse geela hokar katilana lag raha tha. Dayal ka haal behal tha.
Sandhya: "Koi baat nahi Kaka, main change kar leti hoon. Aapke kapde bhi geele hain, aap kya karenge?"
Dayal (man mein): "Tu kahe toh nanga ho jaun yahi." Phir bola, "Beti dhoop mein sukh jayenge."
Sandhya andar gayi toh uski bheegi saree mein gaand ka ubhaar dekh kar Dayal ne phir lund masla. Sandhya ne room mein jakar saree badli aur bahar aayi.
Sandhya: "Kaka, ab khana bana lijiye phir kapde dho lena." Dayal khana banane gaya par uske dimaag mein Sandhya ka wo bheega hua badan ghoom raha pahla. Khana banne ke baad wo hall mein aaya.
Dayal: "Beti khana tayar hai."
Sandhya: "Kaka main kha lungi, aap kapde dho dijiye." Sandhya room se apne geele kapde (saree, blouse) lekar aayi. Dayal ne kapde lete waqt jaan-bujhkar uska hath touch kiya. Sandhya ko laga galti se lag gaya hoga, par Dayal ko current lag gaya.
Washroom mein jaakar Dayal ne kapde dekhe. Wo bra-panty dhund raha tha par Sandhya ne wo bathroom mein hi rakh li thi.
Dayal: "Saali bra-panty nahi di, sharmati bahut hai." Usne Sandhya ki saree soonghi aur apna lund masalne laga. Kapde dhokar wo terrace par sukhane gaya aur wapas aakar khana khane laga. Wo soch raha tha ki aaj raat yahan rukne ka kya bahana banaye.
Khane ke baad wo phir Sandhya ke room ki taraf gaya. Khidki se dekha toh Sandhya backless blouse mein baal sanwar rahi thi. Uska gora nanga badan dekh kar Dayal ka lund tight ho gaya.
Tabhi Sameer ka call aaya.
Sandhya: "Hi jaan... tum nahi ho toh bore ho rahi hoon."
Sameer: "Kaka se baat kar lo, bore nahi hogi."
Sandhya: "Dayal Chacha? Arey wo toh kaam mein busy rehte hain."
Call khatam karke Sandhya bahar aayi toh Dayal hall mein tha.
Sandhya: "Kaka, apne baare mein kuch bataya nahi aapne."
Dayal: "Beti, hum gareebon ki kahani mein kise interest hoga."
Sandhya: "Aisa nahi hai, bataiye na, family kahan hai?"
Dayal (emotional card khelte hue): "15 saal pehle thi beti... biwi kisi aur ke saath bhag gayi aur bacche bhi le gayi." (Dayal ne jhoot bola, uski ayyashi ki wajah se wo gayi thi).
Sandhya: "Chhi... kitni gandi aurat thi wo. Sahi kiya aapne jo use bhula diya." Sandhya ko laga bechare Kaka kitne dukhi hain.
Usne kaha— "Chaliye Kaka, baaki kaam kar lijiye, mujhe neend aa rahi hai."
Dayal (man mein): "Abhi akeli so ja meri rani, kuch din baad mere saath hi soyegi." Sandhya room mein gayi aur uski hilti gaand dekh kar Dayal ne phir se apni lungi mein lund adjust kiya.


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