Adultery Jawan Patni Ka Naya Humsafar 2.O

[bloodymoon'2.O]

Sameer : I’m so sorry... Sandhya, aise bina mile achanak mujhe jana pad raha hai... please don't mind.

Sandhya: "Ab aur sorry bolke kya hoga, tum toh pehle hi nikal chuke ho. Chalo koi baat nahi par kab tak aaoge wapas?"

Sameer: "Abhi toh kuch bol nahi sakta par maybe three to four days I guess..."

Sandhya: "Oh no! Aise kaise? Main yahan akele teen-char din rahungi? Lata bhi kuch dino ke liye nahi rahegi..."

Sameer: "What? Lata ko kya hua? Ab woh kyun ja rahi hai? Aur ghar ka kaam tab kaise hoga??"

Sandhya: "Arrey uski ma bimar hai bohot isliye. Par tum tension mat lo usne ghar pe kaam karne ke liye Dayal Ka..."

Aur achanak call cut jata hai... Sandhya ring back karti hai par dusri aur se sunai deta hai "The person you are calling is out of reach". Sandhya dobara try karti hai par phir se wahi out of reach sunai deta hai.

Udar bahar tabhi koi, "Lata! Arrey o Lata!" bolke chilla raha tha. Ye sunte hi Sandhya soch mein pad jati hai ki ye kaun hai jo Lata ko bula raha hai.

Tabhi Lata kitchen se bahar aati hai toh Sandhya usse puchti hai ki bahar kaun itne zor se chilla ke tumhe bula raha hai.

Lata: "Arrey Sandhya madam, maine bola tha na aapke yahan kaam karne ke liye maine Dayal Kaka ko bola hai. Mere jaane se pehle hi main aap se Dayal Kaka ka parichay karwa dungi taki aap unko pehchan lein aur woh bhi aapko pehchan lein. Taki mere jaane ke baad kisi ko koi takleef na ho."

Lata thoda ruk kar aage kehti hai:
"Aur haan Sandhya madam, aap bohot hi achi ho aur dayalu bhi ho, isliye main aapko bata doon ki aap Dayal Kaka ko zyada sar pe mat chadhana, warna woh kaam thik se nahi karega aur bahane deta rahega aur baad mein aapko hi takleef hogi."

Sandhya: "Nahi nahi Lata, main samajhti hoon aur main kisi ko sar pe nahi chadhaungi, tum befikar raho."

Tabhi phir se bahar se awaaz aati hai, "Lata! Arrey o Lata! Koi hai ki nahi...!"

Lata: "Acha Sandhya madam, aap baithi raho, main usko andar leke aati hoon."

Ye bolke Lata flat ke main door se bahar chali jati hai, jahan Dayal Kaka khade the.

Lata: "Kya re Dayal Kaka, itne zor se kyun chilla rahe the? Pata nahi yahan kaise bade-bade sahib aur madam rehte hain. Bade sheher ke padhe-likhe log hain ye, itna chilla ke baatchit nahi karte ye log, samjha karo. Society mein sab sunte hain."

Dayal Kaka ne thoda jhenpate hue jawab diya.

Dayal Kaka: "Arrey Lata, pata hai... par kya karein, hum toh thehre wahi purane dhang ke aadmi, ab hum logon ki toh aadat chhootne se rahi. Par gate par koi tha hi nahi, isliye kise bulaun, kya karun kuch samajh mein nahi aaya, toh isliye hi chilla ke tujhe bula liye... Sahib se bolna gussa na karein, aage se yahan chilla-chilla ke kabhi baat nahi karunga. Thik hai?"

Lata ne unhe andar aane ka ishara kiya.

Lata: "Arrey Sahib toh abhi nahi hain Dayal Kaka, woh toh apne kaam pe gaye hain. Abhi toh sirf Sandhya madam hi ghar par hain. Andar chalo Kaka, main aapko unse mila deti hoon aur paison ki baat bhi kar deti hoon, phir main aapko kya-kya kaam karna hai woh sab bhi bata dungi."

Ye baat sunte hi Dayal Kaka apne mann mein kuch sochte hain aur phir bolte hain...

Dayal Kaka: "Arrey Lata, ye sahib logon se paison ki baat hoti toh accha hota. Ye ladies logon ke sath paison ki baat jamti nahi hai. Pehle kuch bolti hain, phir kaam hone ke baad kuch aur hisab se paise kam deti hain... aur 'ye nahi hua, woh nahi hua, aise nahi karna tha' bolne lagti hain. Mujhe paison ke mamle mein ye sab chik-chik bilkul pasand nahi hai."
Lata unhe samjhate hue kehti hai.

Lata: "Arrey Dayal Kaka, aap fikar mat karo, humari Sandhya madam bilkul bhi aisi nahi hain. Woh jitni khoobsurat hain, unka swabhav bhi utna hi khoobsurat hai. Sandhya madam bohot hi acchi aur dayalu hain. Aapko toh ye sab pata bhi nahi hai aur kya sab soch rahe ho unke bare mein."
Ek toh jo baat Lata ne Sandhya madam ko na karne ki hidayat di thi (ki unhe sar par mat chadhana), wahi baat baaton-baaton mein usne khud hi 
Dayal Kaka ko bata di... ki Sandhya madam kitni acchi aur dayalu hain. Aur sath hi, ek aur baat Lata ne anjane mein Dayal Kaka ko bol di thi ki Sandhya madam bohot khoobsurat bhi hain.

Lata ki in baaton ko sunke Dayal Kaka ka reaction kya hua... ye janne ke liye Dayal Kaka ki asli fitrat ko samajhna bohot zaroori hai.

Dayal Kaka ki umar din-par-din jitni badh rahi thi, unka dimaag bhi utna hi tez hota ja raha tha. Swabhav se Dayal Kaka ek number ke hawas ke pujari aur harami kisam ke aadmi hain, par apne tez dimaag aur chaturayi ki wajah se ye baat dusron ko kabhi samajh mein nahi aati thi.

Is badi society mein unki kaafi izzat thi kyunki unhone society ki chhoti-moti kai mushkilein, jaise maintenance ke jhagde ya security ke masle, apne dimaag se suljha diye the. Is wajah se society ke log unhe ek suljha hua aur bharosemand buzurg maante the. Par is tez dimaag ke peeche jo hawas bhara harami dimaag chhupa hua hai, ye bhole-bhale society ke log aaj tak kabhi samajh nahi paye aur shayad aage bhi kabhi samajh nahi payenge.

Lata ki baaton ne unke andar ke us soye huye shaitaan ko jaga diya tha aur ab dekhna ye tha ki kaise wo Sandhya ki masoomiyat aur khoobsurati ka fayda uthayenge.

Dayal Kaka jaise hi Lata ke muh se Sandhya madam ki dayalu aur achi fitrat ki baat sunte hain, aur khas kar ke unki khoobsurati ke baare mein sunte hain, toh unka hawas bhara harami dimaag unhe kuch purani baatein yaad dilana shuru kar deta hai. Unki zindagi bhar ki ek tamanna abhi bhi baaki thi jo unhe aksar tadpati rehti thi—aur woh ye thi ki unhone kabhi bhi chote sheher ki kisi sadharan si padhi-likhi, sundar aur kam-umar ki young housewife ke saath hawas ka maza nahi liya tha.

Umar badhne ke saath-saath unhone ye umeed chhodni bhi shuru kar di thi, par ab Lata ki baatein sunte hi unhe phir se apni wahi purani tamanna yaad aane lagi. Woh gahri soch mein pad gaye ki kya ye tamanna ab poori ho sakti hai ya nahi...

Dayal Kaka ne apne mann mein socha ki ye mauka haath se nahi jana chahiye. Ek toh madam bholi hain, upar se chote sheher ki hain aur ghar mein akeli bhi...

Aur tabhi...

Lata: "Arrey oh Dayal Kaka! Kya bol rahi hoon main, kuch sun bhi rahe ho aap? Kya ho gaya, kuch bol nahi rahe ho aur aise chup hokar khade ho kar kis soch mein pad gaye ho aap???"

Dayal Kaka ne hadbadate hue apni gandi soch ko chhupaya aur bole...

Dayal Kaka: "Oh Lata, nahi kuch nahi... bas kuch yaad aa gaya tha... isliye..."

Lata: "Kya???"

Dayal Kaka: "Kuch nahi... kuch nahi bas aise hi..."

Lata ne unhe andar le jane ke liye mudte hue kaha.

Lata: "Toh ab chalein andar aur Sandhya madam se milke paison ki baat kar lein? Taki phir main aapko ghar ke kya-kya kaam kaaj hain woh sab bata doon, taki baad mein Sandhya madam ko koi pareshani bhi na ho aur aapko bhi pata rahe kya-kya kaam karna hai."

Dayal Kaka ki ankhon mein ek ajeeb si chamak aayi aur unhone dhire se kaha.

Dayal Kaka: "Haan haan chalo, milte hain tumhari Sandhya madam se. Chalo tum, main tumhare peeche-peeche aata hoon, thik hai..."

Phir dono flat ke andar jaane lagte hain. Idhar Dayal Kaka ka dil zor-zor se dhadakne lagta hai ye soch ke ki Lata jitni tareef Sandhya madam ki kar rahi hai, kya woh sach mein utni khoobsurat hain bhi ya nahi...

Unke dimaag mein sawaalon ka toofan uth raha tha—agar sach mein Sandhya madam bohot khoobsurat nikli toh... kya meri woh sab tamanna poori bhi hogi ya phir sirf tamanna hi banke reh jayegi? Wagera-wagera sochte hue Dayal Kaka, Lata ke peeche-peeche ghar ke andar jaane lagte hain.

Jab dono ghar ke andar ghuste hain, toh Lata seedhe hall mein jati hai jahan Sandhya baithi hui thi. Lata, Sandhya madam ke paas jaake khadi ho jati hai aur Dayal Kaka thoda piche ruk kar pehli baar Sandhya ko nazron se bharne ki koshish karte hain...

Lata: "Sandhya madam, ye Dayal Kaka aaye hain. Abhi yahi bahar khade hokar mujhe bula rahe the itne zor-zor se... Par madam aap bura mat manna. Woh kya hai na ki ye log thode purane dhang ke hain, aap jaise sheher ke logon jitne aaraam se aur dhire-dhire baatchit nahi kar paate. In logon ko aise hi khule mein zor se bolne ki aadat pad gayi hai, aur isiliye Dayal Kaka itne zor se mujhe bula rahe the."

Ye sunte hi...

Sandhya: "Arrey aisa kuch nahi hai Lata, mujhe bura nahi laga. Bas main thodi soch mein pad gayi thi ki kaun tumhe itne zor-zor se bula raha hai..."

Udar Dayal Kaka jaise hi flat ke andar kadam rakhte hain, unhe aisa lagta hai jaise woh kisi bade sheher ke kisi behad mehenge aur aalishan showroom mein aa gaye hon. Ghar bahar se jitna bada aur hifi lagta tha, andar se toh woh utna hi zyada khoobsurat aur modern tha.

Asal mein, Sandhya aur Sameer is waqt sheher ki jis hifi society mein reh rahe hain, woh ek bada penthouse jaisa flat hai jo Sameer ki company ne apne bade officers ke liye khaas taur par allot kiya hua hai. Har taraf mehenga furniture, chamchamati hui deewarein aur naye zamane ka saaj-o-saman dekh kar Dayal Kaka ki aankhen phati ki phati reh jati hain.

Lekin unka dhyan zyada der ghar par nahi tika... kyunki Dayal Kaka ne abhi tak Sandhya madam ko samne se nahi dekha tha. Unka poora dhyan sirf usi ek chehre ko dekhne ke liye tadap raha tha jiska zikr Lata ne bahar kiya tha.


Lekin jaise hi Dayal Kaka ne Sandhya madam ki woh baat suni—ki unhe bura nahi laga, bas woh thodi soch mein pad gayi thi—toh unke 58 saal ke anubhavishi dimaag ne fauran sanket de diya. Unhe samajh aa gaya ki ye Sandhya madam behad innocent aur bholi kism ki hain.

Dayal Kaka ne apne mann mein ek purana tajurba doharaya: "Aisi padhi-likhi par masoom housewives ko apne matlab ke liye istemal karna ya toh bohot aasaan hota hai ya phir bohot mushkil." Unhe pata tha ki ye guthli toh Sandhya madam ke saath kuch din bitane ke baad hi suljhegi.

Pal bhar ke andar itna kuch sochne ke baad, Dayal Kaka ne pehle Lata ki taraf dekha aur phir dheere se apni nazrein ghumakar Sandhya madam ki taraf le gaye... unki aankhon mein ek ajeeb si chaturayi aur gehri talash thi.

Nazara kuch aisa tha ki Sandhya aur Lata ek taraf the. Lata khadi thi aur Sandhya madam hall ke mehenge designer sofe pe baithi hui thi. Dayal Kaka bilkul unke opposite direction mein khade the aur unki nazar Lata se hote hue Sandhya madam pe aakar rukh jati hai...

Jaise hi Dayal Kaka Sandhya madam ko dekhte hain, unke toh jaise hosh hi udd jate hain. Dayal Kaka, Sandhya madam ko dekhte hue maan hi maan mein apne anubhavishi aur chhupi hui hawas bhari harami nazron se unke jism ki har ek cheez ko bariki se scan karne lagte hain.

Sandhya madam us waqt shehri dhang ke ek stylish top aur short skirt pehne hui thi. Skirt ki lambai waise toh unke ghutno se bas do inch neeche tak thi, par kyunki Sandhya madam sofe pe apne pairo ko cross karke baithi thi—yani dahiya pair baye pair ke upar rakha hua tha—toh is wajah se unki short skirt ghutno se lagbhag do inch upar ki taraf uthi hui thi.

Is position ki wajah se Sandhya madam ki gori, mulayam aur well-shaped tangein Dayal Kaka ko bilkul saaf-saaf dikhai de rahi thi. Par Dayal Kaka ko un tangon ke alawa abhi kuch aur nazar hi nahi aa raha tha...

Dayal Kaka (mann mein): "Uff... ye Lata toh bilkul sach bol rahi thi. Ye madam toh waqayi mein kya gajab ki cheez hai! Bilkul waisi hi jaisa main hamesha se chahta tha... utni hi khoobsurat, young aur gori. Aur figure toh kya mast hai inka!"

Dayal Kaka ki bhooki nazrein ab Sandhya ki masoomiyat ke peeche chhupe is naye roop ko kacha chaba jana chahti thi.

Hala ki Dayal Kaka ko Sandhya madam ki figure ka sahi size toh pata nahi tha, par unki anubhavishi aur tharki nazron ne ye taad liya tha ki Sandhya madam waqayi mein jawani se bharpoor ek gadraye hue jism ki malkin hain. Unka har ek ang unki skirt aur top mein se Dayal Kaka ko dawat deta nazar aa raha tha.

Unka chehra dekh kar Dayal Kaka maan hi maan mein bol uthe, "Shakal bhi masha',.'... kya khoobsurat hai! Aur aisi gori-chitti shakal wali sheher ki Sandhya madam ki aarti toh din mein kam se kam do baar mere is kale auzar se unke chehre ke chaaron taraf ragad-ragad ke honi chahiye. Jab tak unke khoobsurat muh ke andar ise daal kar sukoon na mile, tab tak aisi pyari shakal ka fayda hi kya..."

Dayal Kaka abhi apni is behad gandi aur hawas bhari soch mein doobe hi the ki mushkil se 5 second gujre honge... tabhi Sandhya madam ne sofe se hi unhe dekhte hue pucha...

Sandhya: "Haan toh Dayal Kaka, aapko toh Lata ne bataya hi hoga ki kya-kya karna hoga?"

Dayal Kaka: "Haan ji, Lata ne bataya toh hai, par ghar pe kahan pe kya hai, kya nahi hai... aur ghar pe kya kab karna hai aur kya baad mein karna hai, woh sunna baaki hai abhi."

Lata ne fauran Dayal Kaka ko beech mein tokte hue kaha.

Lata: "Arrey Dayal Kaka, Sandhya madam ya madam ji bola karo, nahi toh unko bura lagega. Aur kahin Sameer sahib ko pata chalega toh woh bhi gussa honge..."

Dayal Kaka ne badi masoomiyat ka natak karte hue kaha.

Dayal Kaka: "Main maafi chahta hoon... Sandhya madam ji. Mujhe itna samajh nahi hai, par aage se dhyan dunga aur aapko aage se Sandhya madam ji hi bolunga. Aap bura na maane meri na-samjhi ka..."

Sandhya unke is bholapan ko dekh kar thoda muskurayi.

Sandhya: "Arrey aisa kuch nahi hai Dayal Kaka... matlab Dayal Chacha..."

Dayal Kaka: "Arrey Kaka bhi chalega. Aapko Kaka bolna hai toh boliye, ek hi baat hai... hai na Sandhya beti... matlab Sandhya madam..."
Dayal Kaka ne jaan-bujhkar 'beti' shabd ka istemal kiya taaki woh Sandhya ke kareeb aa sakein aur unhe lage ki ye toh ek buzurg hain. Is baat par teeno wahan hall mein hasne lagte hain aur phir Sandhya bolti hai...

Sandhya: "Haan toh thik hai Dayal Kaka, main ab se aapko Dayal Kaka hi bulaungi aur aap bhi mujhe 'madam' na bolke 'Sandhya beti' bula sakte ho agar aapko isme koi dikkat na ho toh. Waise bhi, main toh aapki beti ki umar ki hi hoon, hai na..."

Is par phir teeno hasne lagte hain... aur is hasi-thahake ke beech Sandhya, jo ki apne pairo ko cross karke baithi hui thi, woh thoda aur aaramdeh hone ke liye apne ghutno ko upar karti hai. Is harqat se Sandhya ne jo skirt pehni hui thi, woh niche se thodi aur khisak jati hai.

Dayal Kaka ki ankhon ke samne Sandhya ki gori aur masaldar dono jangein kaafi upar tak bilkul saaf-saaf dikhai dene lagti hain. Woh nazara Dayal Kaka ke liye kisi sapne se kam nahi tha. Sandhya us waqt sofe pe kuch is tarah se baithi hui thi ki Dayal Kaka ki harami nazron ko poora dawat mil raha tha...

Ek taraf Lata aur Sandhya thi aur dusri taraf Dayal Kaka khade the. Is wajah se Sandhya anjane mein jis tarah se baithi thi, woh Lata ko toh dikhai nahi de rahi thi, par Dayal Kaka ki toh mano kuch mangne se pehle hi mannat poori ho gayi ho, aisi baat thi.

Idhar Sandhya is position mein baith ke Dayal Kaka se baat karte hue, unhe anjane mein hi apni gori-gori, moti, masaldar aur nangi jango ke darshan karwa rahi thi. Udhar Dayal Kaka ka toh haal behal hone ko tha...

Dayal Kaka (mann mein): "Uff... kya lag rahi hai ye Sandhya! Itni khoobsurat dekhne mein hai aur upar se aise baithi hai ki iski toh gori-gori masaldar jangein poori nangi dikhai de rahi hain... lagbhag iski kamar ke upar tak...!"

Aur ye sochte sochte Dayal Kaka ko ehsas hota hai ki unka purana auzar unki pant ke andar ekdam se fan-fana ke khada ho gaya hai. Dayal Kaka ke toh hosh hi nahi rahe Sandhya ki is adhnangi jawani ko dekhte hue.

Aur tabhi...

Sandhya: "Kahan kho gaye Dayal Kaka? Maine kuch pucha aapse..."

Dayal Kaka (ekdam hadbadate hue): "Arrey nahi kuch nahi... kuch nahi... bas aise hi kuch... waise... matlab... woh kya... matlab... maine dhyan nahi diya Sandhya beti aapne jo bola... waise kya pucha tha tumne Sandhya beti...???"

Sandhya: "Arrey aap ghabra kyun gaye? Maine toh aapse pucha ki jab tak Lata wapas nahi aati tab tak hi kya aap yahan pe kaam karoge ya phir aage bhi aap yahan pe kaam karna chahoge? Agar aap chaho toh aap mujhe kuch din baad hi batana ki aap aage bhi yahan kaam karna chahoge ya nahi."

Dayal Kaka (Sandhya ki nangi jaanghon ki taraf dekhte hue): "Haan haan, main toh ye kab se dekhna chahta tha..."

Sandhya: "Kya matlab... ????"

Lata: "Arrey Dayal Kaka, kya bol rahe ho aap...????"

Dono ko samajh mein nahi aaya ki Dayal Kaka kya bol rahe hain. Dayal Kaka ne fauran halat ko sambhalte hue baat palat di.

Dayal Kaka: "Mere bolne ka matlab ye hai Sandhya beti ki tum mera bhi dekh lo phir batana... agar tumhe mera kaam pasand aayega toh jab bologe, jab tak bologe, tab tak ye Dayal Kaka Sandhya beti ki seva mein tatpar rahega."

Dayal Kaka jaan-bujhkar double meaning mein reply dete hain. Taki Sandhya ko kuch baat samajh mein aaye aur kuch baat samajh mein na aaye, aur Sandhya ko is baat ki bhanak na lage ki Dayal Kaka uski nangi gori-gori masaldar jaanghon ke khullam-khulla darshan kar rahe hain.

Lata: "Iska kya matlab hua...??"

Lata ko thodi hairani hui, par Sandhya ne baat ko halke mein lete hue kaha.

Sandhya: "Arrey dekhna kya hai, jab Lata ne kaha hai toh aap sahi kaam karte honge. Mujhe Lata pe poora bharosa hai aur Lata ka kaam toh main dekh hi chuki hoon. Aur jab Lata ne aapko bulaya hai toh aap bhi zaroor Lata jaise hi badhiya kaam karte ho..."

Sandhya ne aage kaha, "Waise Lata ke aane ke baad bhi Dayal Kaka aapke karne layak kaafi kaam hai yahan... jaise ki balcony garden ka maintenance karna, gadiyon ki saaf-safai aur society ke bahar ke kuch chhote-mote kaam. Ye kaafi kaam hain jo Lata ke liye akele karna mumkin nahi hai. Par filhal abhi toh aap ghar ka hi kaam karna jaise ki khana pakana, ghar ki saaf-safai aur haan kapde dhona... ye sab agar aap kar sako toh phir thik hai, aap kaam shuru karna kal se..."

Dayal Kaka ne maan hi maan muskura diya. Unhe toh yahi chahiye tha—ghar ke andar ka kaam, taaki woh Sandhya ke kareeb reh sakein aur unhe nangi jaanghon se bhi aage ka nazaara mil sake.