17-04-2026, 03:33 PM
Episode 10 - " Bhikari Kalu "
Part 1
Dusari subah Kalu doodh dene aa pahuncha.
Aaj use pahunchne me thodi der ho gayi thi.
Mahina akhir tha. Sab customer ke bill ka hisaab kitaab karate jo jana tha. Wo roj sabse akhir bhabhi ke ghar aata tha.
Pahunchkar usne bhabhi ko awaj di.
Aaj bhabhi ke ghar me kuch jyada hi chahal pahal thi. Jaise ghar ke saare log uth gaye ho. Kalu un logonki awaj soon paa raha tha.
Aaj Ravivaar tha, toh Golu ko bhi chutti thi. Par sabse jyada Rana jee ki hi awaj aa rahi thi.
Bhabhi apne pati ko jawab dete hue hi aayi. Upar se wo phone par kisise baat bhi kar rahi thi. Bina dekhe hi usne kalu ke samne bartan rakha.
Kalu- Guuduu..marning...bhabhi jee...
Kalu ne kal ki baat wali tone me bhabhi se kaha.
Par bhabhi ne uska jawab nahi diya. Wo phone pe lagi thi. Kalu ko bhi pata tha ki agar sab ghar pe hai toh had me rahana hi thik hai. Toh bhabhi ke phone rakhane tak wo doodh dalta raha.
Jab bhabhi ne phone rakha tabtak Kalu ne doodh daal diya tha.
Kalu- Yi lijiye aapka doodh.
Bhabhi- Achha ho gaya?...good..
Kalu- Lagata hai sahab aaj jaldi uth gaye hai.
Bhabhi- Haa.. subah se kaam me lage hue hai.
Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne doodh ka bartan utha liya.
Kalu- Tab toh aaj sawdhaan rahana hi thik hai. Warna saap toh kuchla jayega...
Bhabhi- Jee?
Bhabhi ne itni sahajta se poocha tha jaise kal unn dono me kuch huaa hi nahi tha.
Yaa fir aise jaise wo dono bass customer grahak hai,
Unn dono ke rishte ki yahi toh khass baat hai ki, bhabii sabkuch ek naye se shuru karati thi.
Bhabhi kaa ye mood dekh kar kalu bhi shant baitha.
Kalu- Kuch nahi..kuch nahi...wo doodh ka bartan sawdhaani se uthaayiye...nahi toh gir javega... wo kaa hai naa, aapka dhyaan phone me bhi hai.
Bhabhi- Thik hai, thik hai..pata hai muzhe...bataane ki jaroorat nahi..
Aisa bolkar bhabhi ekdum sahaj roop se moodne lagi.
Kalu- Bhabhi...wo kal ki baat?
Bhabhi- What? Konsi kal ki baat?
Kalu- Aji wo jo baat ki thi naa kal.. aapka bill ki...
Bhabhi- Wo achaa achaa..Kitna huaa?
Kalu- Wo aap doodh kaa adalabadali kariye, tabtak hum jara hisaab kitaab kar ke bol dete hai..
Bhabhi- Thik hai.
Toh bhabhi andar chali gayi.
Kalu ne poore din nahi bhare the iss mahine.
3 din ka kat ke dena tha usko.
Kuch der baad bhabhi apna doodh lekar aayi.
Bhabhi- Haa...huaa hisaab kitaab? Kitna huaa?
Kalu ungaliya gin raha tha. Kuch hissaab jodkar wo bola.
Kalu- Jee.. 3 din ka kaat kar 35 ke bhaav se 945 yi hota hai. Aap 900 hi Kara dijiye.
Bhabhi- Are..kyu? Poora lijiye. Muzhe ye sab pasand nahi hai. Apni mehnat ka poora daam le jaao. Poora 945rs. 1 rs jyada nahi, ki kum nahi. Samjhe?
Kalu- Jee....
Bhabhi- Rukiye, mai inko bolti hu.
Kalu- Thik hai bhabhi jee.
Usko doodh dekar bhabhi wapas andar jaane lagi. Jaati hui bhabhi ke madmast badan ko dekhne ke alawa aaj kalu kuch kar nahi sakta tha.
Use vishwas hi nahi ho raha tha ki, kal yahi dharovar uske punjo me tha. Wo bhi bina kapade ke.
Issbaar wo seedhiya chadhkar upar apne bedroom me chali gayi. Par usi pair turant bahar aayi. Wapas Kalu ke pass aakar boli....
Bhabhi- Inka koi jaroori phone chalu hai. Hu..mmmmm...tabtak aapko wait karna padega.
Bass 10min me aajayenge.
Kalu- Jee.. koi baat nahi....
Bhabhi fir moodkar andar jaane lagi.
Jaate jaate wo ruk gayi, aur Kalu se boli
Bhabhi- Ho sakta hai thoda wakt lage. Tabtak yaha bahar wait karne se achaa aap andar aayiye, aur yaha baithkar intzaar kijiye. Mai aapke liye chaai rakhati hu.
Kalu- Jee???andar aaye?? Waisan yahi thik the hum...par agar aap kahat ho toh aa jaat hai. jaisa aap kahe.
Bhabhi ka aur thoda sath wo aaj se kabhi miss nahi karega. Kitchen me ghumti bhabhi ko dekhte dekhte uske hath ki chaai pine ka toh alag hi maja tha.
Wo khush hokar andar hall me aakar niche baith gaya.
Ab bhabhi kitchen me chali gayi.
Niche baithe kalu ko thik se dekha bhi nahi usne.
Ho sakat hai aaj bhabhi jara busy ho. Ek toh aaj sab ghar pe the, toh sabka nasta, khana banana, isko chalte wo jaldi me hi lag rahi thi.
Wo kitchen me pahunchkar ek bartan uthaane lagi hi thi, ki tabhi usne kuch jor ki awaje suni.
" Hey, Tu andar kaise aa gaya? Sala bhikari kahi kaa.. kahi se bhi mooh uthakar aa jaate hai...haramkhorrr..... Kuch chori toh nahi ki naa isne? Golu pakado isko aur bahar fek do."
" Jee..je..wo..Mai.. "
" Tu aise nahi maanega...ruk abhi..kthataakkkk.....khatttt......Ab wahi se nikalo warna goli khayega aaj mere haatho" ###&&###%%&&##@@@&&%%₹₹#####
Joro se chillane ki awaj me bhabhi ne kuch iss taraf ka sambhashan sun liya. Goli shbd sunte hi dar ke maare bhabhi kitchen se doudi chali aayi.
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Bahar aakar dekhe toh kya????...
Ufff...
Uske samne kuch yu najara tha...
Uske pati ki hath me ek bandook ( rifle ) thi jo samne wale shaks par taani hui thi. Ranaji ki ankhe ghusse se ekdum lal ho rakhi thi, aisi ki, jaise aaj kisika katl hi karke rahenge.
Aur unke bandook ke nishaane par wo shaks kalu khada tha. Kalu ka poora badan kamp raha tha. Uske chehare ka rang uda huaa tha aur uski ankhe safed pad gayi thi. aur wo pasine se latpat ho gaya tha. Kalu ki tange aise kamp rahi thi jaise rail ka engine. Goli chalne se pahale hi uss bichaare ki jaan ne surrender kar diya tha.
Ye dekh bhabhi unn dono ke beech ghuss gayi aur apne pati ki bandook ko upar hawa me pakad liya.
Bhabhi- Are ye kya kar rahe ho aap? Pagal ho gaye ho kya? Ye doodhwale Kalu jee hai. Uss din toh milwaya tha. Aap bhi naa...
Pareshani ki mudra me bhabhi ne apne pati se chilla kar kaha tha.
Rana Jee - Ohhh..shittt...Are...aisa hai kya? Sorry sorry...Maine pahchana nahi...muzhe laga wo uss din wala bhikaari hai. Wo call ke tension me dhyaan hi nahi raha. Uss din dekha nahi wo bhikaari kaise gate ghusne ki koshish kar raha tha shyam ko? Aur inhone kapade bhi daag lage hue pahane hai...toh hame laga koi bhikari ghuss aya hai.
Bhabhi- Haa. Toh? Mehanat karnewalo ke sabke kapade maile hote hai. Toh kya?????? Aap bhi naa.....Aapke kaam ki tension apne pass rakhiye. Kisi din kisiki jaan le loge.
Bhabhi ne ghusse se bol diya.
Rana- Are..wo subah se itne call chalu hai, ki kis kis ko jawab du? Upar se tumne abhi tak kuch khaane bhi nahi diya muzhe. Tumhe pata hai naa khali pet mai bawla ho jata hu. Can I have something?...iss ghar me???..
Akahri line par jor dete hue bhabhi par hi ghussa karte hue Ranaji ghusse me hi waha se nikal gaye. Aur apne kamare me jakar jor se darwaja laga liya.
Khataaakkkkkkkkk...
Ohhh..
Yaha Kalu ki dhadkane abhi tak rukne kaa naam nahi le rahi thi. Mano aaj usne apni mout hi dekh li.
Bhabhi ne kalu ki taraf dekha.
Bhabhi- " Ohh. Kalu jee.. haayeee...mere pati bhi naa....muzhe toh kya bola jaaye samajh hi nahi aa raha. Mai sharminda hu. Unki baat ko ignore kar dijiye. Unki taraf se mai sorry bolti hai."
Bhabhi ki awaj sunkar ab wo thoda hosh me aa gaya. Par uss bandook ki nali abhi bhi use uske ankho se samne dikh rahi thi. Sukhe hue gale me thook nigalte hue wo kampati hui awaj me bola.
Kalu- "Jaane dijiye bhabhi jee..koi naa..ahuuu..ahuuu....hummmm....hame iski adat hai.." Jiske pass nahi paisa, wo bhala manas kaisa?" Hum bhikari ki tarah toh dikhte hai. Dikhte kaahe? bhikari toh hai."
Dukh se chehara odhe kalu bol pada.
Asal me narajagi, yaa fir apmaanit hone se jyada wo jaan se dar gaya tha. Par ab bhabhi ke samne kya hi bataayega?
Bhabhi- Ohh.. Kalu jee.. aisa mat kahiye...mere pati ko akkal hi nahi. Bina dekhe kuch leh diya unhone. Mai sorry mangati hu unke iss bartaav ke liye.
Kalu- Maafi? Kiss baat ki maafi bhabhi? Are chodiye... unhone sahi toh pahchana hai bhikari ko.
Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..aap ab aise naraj mat hoiye.
Kalu- Nahi..hum nazar nahi hai... meri toh aukaat hi ye hai..
Bhabhi- Chup rahiye..bilkul chup. And sorry....Mai sorry keh toh rahi hu..
Kalu- Aapki isme koi galti nahi hai bhabhi jee.. aap kaahe sorri keh rahi hai?
Bhabhi- Toh ab kya???..Mere pati ko thodi sorry bolne ko bolu?
Kalu- nahi..nahi..Mera matlab wo nahi tha. Aap dono ko sorri bolne ki jaroorat nahi. Hamra kya?
Bhabhi- Lagata hai aap bahot naraj ho gaye ho.
Kalu- Are sasura..nahi..nahi..
Rana- " Lilly, chaai?????
Tabhi upar se ranaji ne awaj lagaai.
Bhabhi- Haa..laayi...
Fir bhabhi ne kalu ki taraf dekha..
Bhabhi- Kalu jee.. pahale unko chaai deke aati hu.. aur fir aapko laati hu. Aap yahi rahe..
Kalu- Haa...Aap jaayiye, hum yaha bahar intzaar karte hai..
Bhabhi- Bahar?
Kalu- Ab yaha nahi bhabhi jee.. hamri aukaat toh waha bahar hi hai.
Bhabhi- kya kaha? Aap ye kya keh rahe ho? Ab bahot ho raha hai aapaka. Bola toh sorry.
Wo kuch nahi, aap yahi rahenge.
Kalu- Are bhabhi jee. Aao chaai dekar aajao. Mai bahar hi thik hu.
Bhabhi ne ab thoda ghusse se kaha.
Bhabhi- Aree..nahi...
Ranaji- a"Lilly...????
Bhabhi- Haa..aayi....ye bhi naa...
Kalu- Aap pahale jaldi upar jaayeie... warna wo aap par bhi ghussa ho jayenge.
Upar se uska pati awaj pe awaj dene laga tha, aur yaha Kalu naraj tha.
Bhabhi fir jaldi se chaai ko upar le gayi aur Ranaji ko kuch dhoonde me madat bhi kar aayi.
Fir jab niche aayi toh dekha ki waha Kalu nahi tha.
Bhabhi ne darwaja kholkar bahar dekha.
Toh kalu wahi baramde par naraj baitha tha.
Bhabhi- Aap bhi naa? Aap bahar kyu aaye? Mai sorry bol toh rahi hu.
Kalu- Bhabhi jee.. aap khamokha pareshaan ho rahi hai..Mai yahi thik hu. Aap chaai yahi laao, mai peeta hu.
Wo insult ke maare bahar nahi aya tha.
Darsal Kalu wo asali wali bandook dekh bahot dar gaya tha, isliye pahali fursat me uss ghar se bahar nikalna chahata tha.
Ab kya?
Akhir Fir bhabhi jeebh ko taalu se teeko kar " chu..chu..karte chaai laane andar gayi.
Par kuch samay beet gaya, bhabhi ko aane me thoda time laga.
Par aayi toh aayi ab bhi chaai nahi laayi.
Bhabhi- Are. Aaj inka mood naa..pura garam hai. Kabhi ye do, kabhi wo do.
Ab tabtak aapki chaai fir se thandi ho gayi. Maine dusari chadha di hai.. 5minute ruk jaayeie.
Kalu- Thik hai..bhabhi jee.. koi naa. Muz gareeb ko konsa meeting karne jana hai?
Kalu tabtak apna hisaab keetab ka kagaj nikalkar pen se usme gol karne laga aur ungaliyon se ganit jodane laga.
Bhabhi ne kalu ko dekhte ek lambi sans le li.
Bhabhi- Haayeee.. lagata hai sach me aapko baat lag gayi.
Kalu ne kuch jawab nahi diya. Wo toh ungaliya gin raha tha.
Bhabhi- Aap hi bataaye iss narajgi ko door karne ke liye kya kare?
Kalu- Kuch nahi..chodiye bhabhi...bhikaari ki kaisi narajgi?
Bhabhi- Dekha..aap abhi tak naraj ho. Aur aapke chehare ko dekhu toh pakka lag raha hai ki ye baat aapko andar tak chubh gayi hai.Hum keh toh rahe hai, chodiye unki baat ko. Aaj subah se unka deemaag thoda ghuma huaa sa hai.
Kalu- Thik hai..
Bhabhi- Are baap re...aap toh sacmuch naraj ho..
Issbaar bhabhi ne thoda pause lete hue apne baalo me ungali ghumaat ekdum dheemi awaj me kaha tha, jaise wo kuch soch rahi ho.
Unka main door 2 darwaje wali pattern ka tha jo bich me se khulta tha.
Ek taraf ka darwaja khula huaa tha, toh dusara chor band tha. Aur uske beecho beech uss badh darwaaje ko pakad kar bhabhi wahi sati hui khadi thi.
Ab bhabhi ne ek dafa ghar ke andar dekha. Aur fir seedha uss band darwaje se apna seena chipaka diya. Ab bhabhi kaa adha jism darwaje ke bahar, toh adha andar. Wahi haal upar chaati ka tha. Uski chaati ke beecho beech band darwaja sata huaa tha. Toh uska ek boob ghar ke bahar kalu ki side, toh ek ghar ke andar tha.
Tabhi bhabhi ne shuuu..shuuu.. kiya.
Kalu ne upar dekha.
Tabhi bhabhi ne apni chaati ko halka uthaate darwaje ke darmiya jara sa antar banaya. Aur fir ghar ke andar fir se ek baar zhankate hue bahari ek hath se seedha apne blouse ke buttons kholne lagi.
Ufff...
Ye dekh kalu ki jaise dhadkane ruk si gayi.
Pahale toh use laga ki 1 button kholkar wo ruk jaayegi, par Bhabhi toh ruki hi nahi. Pal zhapakte hi usne apne blouse ke saare Buttons khol diye.
Ohh..my..hod..
Ye kya kar rahi thi wo?
Bhabhi ke dono hath abhi bhi blouse pakade hue the. Ek ghar ke andar side, toh dusra bahar side. Jaise apne mummon ka India - Pakistan batwara kar diya ho. Jaise 2 hisso me baat diya, Ek gharwalon ke liye, aur dusara bahar walo ke liye...
Ha..ha..ha..
Khair,
Ab ek lajja bhari sans bharte hue bhabhi ne baharwale boobs se hath hata diya. Haa..brshak ye karte wakt usne kum se kum 7, 8, baar andar zhnka tha.
Uff..
Fir kya?
Wo hath hatate hi ek hawa ke zhonke ke sath wo blouse fadfadaaya. Uss fadfadaahat ke niche se uska wo kabootar kud ke bahar pada.
Ufff...
Bhabhi ne wahi hath ko upar uthakar chehare par laate baal ko srakaaya. Aur fir se sharm se apna chehara dhak liya.
Ohhh...
Ye kya ho raha hai?
Ufff....
Aaj Bhabhi koi kabaad room me nahi, yaa fir apne kitchen me nahi, balki apne sasural ke main darwaje par khadi thi.
Andar uski puri family ki moujudgi thi. Sabka sunday jo tha. Pati bedroom me phone par chillaye jaa raha tha, sasur abhi abhi uthkar bed se hi umm..ummm.... karte badan dard aur subah hi budhaai angdaayi ki awaje laga raha hai. Aur uska devar abhi tak toh soya tha, par itna time huaa tha ki shayad kabhi bhi uthkar kamre ke bahar aa jaayega.
Aur itni hi khatarnaak halat ghar ke bahar bhi the. Achi khaasi subah ho gayi thi. Dincharya ki chahal pahal shuru ho gayi thi duniya ki. Aur usme bahar ka main gate khulaa hi tha. angan ke uss gate se bahar raste se jaane wale logon ki, aur gaadiyon ki chahal pahal gunjati hui andar aa rahi thi. Bich bich ek hath gaadiya toh dikh bhi pad rahi thi.
Khair bass iss baat se thi ki wo gate beecho beech darwaje ke samne nahi tha, balki ek kone se khulta tha. Toh ek vishesh kone se hi andar ka dikh sakta tha. Par wo gate itna chouda tha ki andar dekhna utna bhi mushkil nahi tha. Koi mouji agar gour se ghar ki taraf dekhte gujare, toh darwaje par mumme ko latkaayi aurat use saaf saaf dikh jaaye.
Kasam se..itni daring baaj bhabhi thi.
Kalu ka toh muh hi khul gaya.
Halakhi, andar ki side se bhabhi ne apna blouse pakade rakha tha. Anadr se agar koi dekh leta, toh pata ki bhabhi darwaje se sate hue bahar kisise bass baat kar rahi hai.
Par bahar se najara kuch aur hi tha. Uska ek mumma nanga tha. Aur bhabhi apna mumma kalu ko dikhaate sharmaate khadi thi.
Tabhi bhabhi ne aur ek lambi sans bharkar fir se andar zhank liya. Fir thoda bahar ki taraf mood gaye. Iski wajah se uske dono mumme bahar ki aur aa gaye. Ab thoda ache se bahar ki taraf hote hue bhabhi ne dusare side ka blouse bhi hata liya.
Ohhh..
Bhabhi ke dono mumme ab kalu ke samne the.
Kalu hakkabakka dekhne laga.
Ab jakar Bhabhi sharmakar bol padi
Bhabhi- dekha? ....ye garib kitna amir hai?
Aisa bolkar has padi.
Fir bhabhi ne apne kaan pakad liye aur kisi bacchi ki tarah rotalu chehara banakar use sorry bolne lagi.
Ufff...kya mafeenama tha?
Bhabhi kaa mafeenama dekhkar 7 janmo kaa dushman bhi maaf kar ke khushi se chilla padata.
Par apna kalu ek shatir bhediya tha. Bhabhi ka andaaj dekhkar usne badi mushkil se apne andar ki khushi ko chupa liya. Uska murzhaya chehara lagbagh khill pada thi tha, ki usne jabardasti apne hont ko katkar fir se apne chhare ko rotalu bana diya.
Kaa kare, abhi abhi kisine usko uski aukaat jo dikhaai thi!
Abtak bhabhi ne apne mumme blouse ke andar odh liye the. Usne apna blouse hath se hi pakade rakha.
Kalu ki narajagi dekhkar bhabhi ne fir se ek dafa ghar ke andar zhank liya.
Kalu ne jissprakar se apni hasi ko khilte khilte bich me hi rok diya tha, ye bhabhi ne dekha tha.
Toh ab bhabhi fir se uss darwaje se pahale ki taraf hi adhi adhi lat gayi.
Aur phir aur ek naughty smile dete hue boli.
Bhabhi- "Lagata hai kuch jyada hi ghussa hai."
Aisa bolte bolte hi usne apni ek tang darwaje se satakar ghutno se mod li. Aur zhuk kar apni saree ko pakad liya. Fir Kalu ko dekhte dekhete apani saree ko upar uthane lagi.
Sar...sar...sar...
Haayeee....
Kisi Natak Theater ki taraf wo parda upar jaa raha tha aur usme se ek gori kayamat ki taang nangi padane lagi thi..
To be continued....
Part 1
Dusari subah Kalu doodh dene aa pahuncha.
Aaj use pahunchne me thodi der ho gayi thi.
Mahina akhir tha. Sab customer ke bill ka hisaab kitaab karate jo jana tha. Wo roj sabse akhir bhabhi ke ghar aata tha.
Pahunchkar usne bhabhi ko awaj di.
Aaj bhabhi ke ghar me kuch jyada hi chahal pahal thi. Jaise ghar ke saare log uth gaye ho. Kalu un logonki awaj soon paa raha tha.
Aaj Ravivaar tha, toh Golu ko bhi chutti thi. Par sabse jyada Rana jee ki hi awaj aa rahi thi.
Bhabhi apne pati ko jawab dete hue hi aayi. Upar se wo phone par kisise baat bhi kar rahi thi. Bina dekhe hi usne kalu ke samne bartan rakha.
Kalu- Guuduu..marning...bhabhi jee...
Kalu ne kal ki baat wali tone me bhabhi se kaha.
Par bhabhi ne uska jawab nahi diya. Wo phone pe lagi thi. Kalu ko bhi pata tha ki agar sab ghar pe hai toh had me rahana hi thik hai. Toh bhabhi ke phone rakhane tak wo doodh dalta raha.
Jab bhabhi ne phone rakha tabtak Kalu ne doodh daal diya tha.
Kalu- Yi lijiye aapka doodh.
Bhabhi- Achha ho gaya?...good..
Kalu- Lagata hai sahab aaj jaldi uth gaye hai.
Bhabhi- Haa.. subah se kaam me lage hue hai.
Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne doodh ka bartan utha liya.
Kalu- Tab toh aaj sawdhaan rahana hi thik hai. Warna saap toh kuchla jayega...
Bhabhi- Jee?
Bhabhi ne itni sahajta se poocha tha jaise kal unn dono me kuch huaa hi nahi tha.
Yaa fir aise jaise wo dono bass customer grahak hai,
Unn dono ke rishte ki yahi toh khass baat hai ki, bhabii sabkuch ek naye se shuru karati thi.
Bhabhi kaa ye mood dekh kar kalu bhi shant baitha.
Kalu- Kuch nahi..kuch nahi...wo doodh ka bartan sawdhaani se uthaayiye...nahi toh gir javega... wo kaa hai naa, aapka dhyaan phone me bhi hai.
Bhabhi- Thik hai, thik hai..pata hai muzhe...bataane ki jaroorat nahi..
Aisa bolkar bhabhi ekdum sahaj roop se moodne lagi.
Kalu- Bhabhi...wo kal ki baat?
Bhabhi- What? Konsi kal ki baat?
Kalu- Aji wo jo baat ki thi naa kal.. aapka bill ki...
Bhabhi- Wo achaa achaa..Kitna huaa?
Kalu- Wo aap doodh kaa adalabadali kariye, tabtak hum jara hisaab kitaab kar ke bol dete hai..
Bhabhi- Thik hai.
Toh bhabhi andar chali gayi.
Kalu ne poore din nahi bhare the iss mahine.
3 din ka kat ke dena tha usko.
Kuch der baad bhabhi apna doodh lekar aayi.
Bhabhi- Haa...huaa hisaab kitaab? Kitna huaa?
Kalu ungaliya gin raha tha. Kuch hissaab jodkar wo bola.
Kalu- Jee.. 3 din ka kaat kar 35 ke bhaav se 945 yi hota hai. Aap 900 hi Kara dijiye.
Bhabhi- Are..kyu? Poora lijiye. Muzhe ye sab pasand nahi hai. Apni mehnat ka poora daam le jaao. Poora 945rs. 1 rs jyada nahi, ki kum nahi. Samjhe?
Kalu- Jee....
Bhabhi- Rukiye, mai inko bolti hu.
Kalu- Thik hai bhabhi jee.
Usko doodh dekar bhabhi wapas andar jaane lagi. Jaati hui bhabhi ke madmast badan ko dekhne ke alawa aaj kalu kuch kar nahi sakta tha.
Use vishwas hi nahi ho raha tha ki, kal yahi dharovar uske punjo me tha. Wo bhi bina kapade ke.
Issbaar wo seedhiya chadhkar upar apne bedroom me chali gayi. Par usi pair turant bahar aayi. Wapas Kalu ke pass aakar boli....
Bhabhi- Inka koi jaroori phone chalu hai. Hu..mmmmm...tabtak aapko wait karna padega.
Bass 10min me aajayenge.
Kalu- Jee.. koi baat nahi....
Bhabhi fir moodkar andar jaane lagi.
Jaate jaate wo ruk gayi, aur Kalu se boli
Bhabhi- Ho sakta hai thoda wakt lage. Tabtak yaha bahar wait karne se achaa aap andar aayiye, aur yaha baithkar intzaar kijiye. Mai aapke liye chaai rakhati hu.
Kalu- Jee???andar aaye?? Waisan yahi thik the hum...par agar aap kahat ho toh aa jaat hai. jaisa aap kahe.
Bhabhi ka aur thoda sath wo aaj se kabhi miss nahi karega. Kitchen me ghumti bhabhi ko dekhte dekhte uske hath ki chaai pine ka toh alag hi maja tha.
Wo khush hokar andar hall me aakar niche baith gaya.
Ab bhabhi kitchen me chali gayi.
Niche baithe kalu ko thik se dekha bhi nahi usne.
Ho sakat hai aaj bhabhi jara busy ho. Ek toh aaj sab ghar pe the, toh sabka nasta, khana banana, isko chalte wo jaldi me hi lag rahi thi.
Wo kitchen me pahunchkar ek bartan uthaane lagi hi thi, ki tabhi usne kuch jor ki awaje suni.
" Hey, Tu andar kaise aa gaya? Sala bhikari kahi kaa.. kahi se bhi mooh uthakar aa jaate hai...haramkhorrr..... Kuch chori toh nahi ki naa isne? Golu pakado isko aur bahar fek do."
" Jee..je..wo..Mai.. "
" Tu aise nahi maanega...ruk abhi..kthataakkkk.....khatttt......Ab wahi se nikalo warna goli khayega aaj mere haatho" ###&&###%%&&##@@@&&%%₹₹#####
Joro se chillane ki awaj me bhabhi ne kuch iss taraf ka sambhashan sun liya. Goli shbd sunte hi dar ke maare bhabhi kitchen se doudi chali aayi.
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Bahar aakar dekhe toh kya????...
Ufff...
Uske samne kuch yu najara tha...
Uske pati ki hath me ek bandook ( rifle ) thi jo samne wale shaks par taani hui thi. Ranaji ki ankhe ghusse se ekdum lal ho rakhi thi, aisi ki, jaise aaj kisika katl hi karke rahenge.
Aur unke bandook ke nishaane par wo shaks kalu khada tha. Kalu ka poora badan kamp raha tha. Uske chehare ka rang uda huaa tha aur uski ankhe safed pad gayi thi. aur wo pasine se latpat ho gaya tha. Kalu ki tange aise kamp rahi thi jaise rail ka engine. Goli chalne se pahale hi uss bichaare ki jaan ne surrender kar diya tha.
Ye dekh bhabhi unn dono ke beech ghuss gayi aur apne pati ki bandook ko upar hawa me pakad liya.
Bhabhi- Are ye kya kar rahe ho aap? Pagal ho gaye ho kya? Ye doodhwale Kalu jee hai. Uss din toh milwaya tha. Aap bhi naa...
Pareshani ki mudra me bhabhi ne apne pati se chilla kar kaha tha.
Rana Jee - Ohhh..shittt...Are...aisa hai kya? Sorry sorry...Maine pahchana nahi...muzhe laga wo uss din wala bhikaari hai. Wo call ke tension me dhyaan hi nahi raha. Uss din dekha nahi wo bhikaari kaise gate ghusne ki koshish kar raha tha shyam ko? Aur inhone kapade bhi daag lage hue pahane hai...toh hame laga koi bhikari ghuss aya hai.
Bhabhi- Haa. Toh? Mehanat karnewalo ke sabke kapade maile hote hai. Toh kya?????? Aap bhi naa.....Aapke kaam ki tension apne pass rakhiye. Kisi din kisiki jaan le loge.
Bhabhi ne ghusse se bol diya.
Rana- Are..wo subah se itne call chalu hai, ki kis kis ko jawab du? Upar se tumne abhi tak kuch khaane bhi nahi diya muzhe. Tumhe pata hai naa khali pet mai bawla ho jata hu. Can I have something?...iss ghar me???..
Akahri line par jor dete hue bhabhi par hi ghussa karte hue Ranaji ghusse me hi waha se nikal gaye. Aur apne kamare me jakar jor se darwaja laga liya.
Khataaakkkkkkkkk...
Ohhh..
Yaha Kalu ki dhadkane abhi tak rukne kaa naam nahi le rahi thi. Mano aaj usne apni mout hi dekh li.
Bhabhi ne kalu ki taraf dekha.
Bhabhi- " Ohh. Kalu jee.. haayeee...mere pati bhi naa....muzhe toh kya bola jaaye samajh hi nahi aa raha. Mai sharminda hu. Unki baat ko ignore kar dijiye. Unki taraf se mai sorry bolti hai."
Bhabhi ki awaj sunkar ab wo thoda hosh me aa gaya. Par uss bandook ki nali abhi bhi use uske ankho se samne dikh rahi thi. Sukhe hue gale me thook nigalte hue wo kampati hui awaj me bola.
Kalu- "Jaane dijiye bhabhi jee..koi naa..ahuuu..ahuuu....hummmm....hame iski adat hai.." Jiske pass nahi paisa, wo bhala manas kaisa?" Hum bhikari ki tarah toh dikhte hai. Dikhte kaahe? bhikari toh hai."
Dukh se chehara odhe kalu bol pada.
Asal me narajagi, yaa fir apmaanit hone se jyada wo jaan se dar gaya tha. Par ab bhabhi ke samne kya hi bataayega?
Bhabhi- Ohh.. Kalu jee.. aisa mat kahiye...mere pati ko akkal hi nahi. Bina dekhe kuch leh diya unhone. Mai sorry mangati hu unke iss bartaav ke liye.
Kalu- Maafi? Kiss baat ki maafi bhabhi? Are chodiye... unhone sahi toh pahchana hai bhikari ko.
Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..aap ab aise naraj mat hoiye.
Kalu- Nahi..hum nazar nahi hai... meri toh aukaat hi ye hai..
Bhabhi- Chup rahiye..bilkul chup. And sorry....Mai sorry keh toh rahi hu..
Kalu- Aapki isme koi galti nahi hai bhabhi jee.. aap kaahe sorri keh rahi hai?
Bhabhi- Toh ab kya???..Mere pati ko thodi sorry bolne ko bolu?
Kalu- nahi..nahi..Mera matlab wo nahi tha. Aap dono ko sorri bolne ki jaroorat nahi. Hamra kya?
Bhabhi- Lagata hai aap bahot naraj ho gaye ho.
Kalu- Are sasura..nahi..nahi..
Rana- " Lilly, chaai?????
Tabhi upar se ranaji ne awaj lagaai.
Bhabhi- Haa..laayi...
Fir bhabhi ne kalu ki taraf dekha..
Bhabhi- Kalu jee.. pahale unko chaai deke aati hu.. aur fir aapko laati hu. Aap yahi rahe..
Kalu- Haa...Aap jaayiye, hum yaha bahar intzaar karte hai..
Bhabhi- Bahar?
Kalu- Ab yaha nahi bhabhi jee.. hamri aukaat toh waha bahar hi hai.
Bhabhi- kya kaha? Aap ye kya keh rahe ho? Ab bahot ho raha hai aapaka. Bola toh sorry.
Wo kuch nahi, aap yahi rahenge.
Kalu- Are bhabhi jee. Aao chaai dekar aajao. Mai bahar hi thik hu.
Bhabhi ne ab thoda ghusse se kaha.
Bhabhi- Aree..nahi...
Ranaji- a"Lilly...????
Bhabhi- Haa..aayi....ye bhi naa...
Kalu- Aap pahale jaldi upar jaayeie... warna wo aap par bhi ghussa ho jayenge.
Upar se uska pati awaj pe awaj dene laga tha, aur yaha Kalu naraj tha.
Bhabhi fir jaldi se chaai ko upar le gayi aur Ranaji ko kuch dhoonde me madat bhi kar aayi.
Fir jab niche aayi toh dekha ki waha Kalu nahi tha.
Bhabhi ne darwaja kholkar bahar dekha.
Toh kalu wahi baramde par naraj baitha tha.
Bhabhi- Aap bhi naa? Aap bahar kyu aaye? Mai sorry bol toh rahi hu.
Kalu- Bhabhi jee.. aap khamokha pareshaan ho rahi hai..Mai yahi thik hu. Aap chaai yahi laao, mai peeta hu.
Wo insult ke maare bahar nahi aya tha.
Darsal Kalu wo asali wali bandook dekh bahot dar gaya tha, isliye pahali fursat me uss ghar se bahar nikalna chahata tha.
Ab kya?
Akhir Fir bhabhi jeebh ko taalu se teeko kar " chu..chu..karte chaai laane andar gayi.
Par kuch samay beet gaya, bhabhi ko aane me thoda time laga.
Par aayi toh aayi ab bhi chaai nahi laayi.
Bhabhi- Are. Aaj inka mood naa..pura garam hai. Kabhi ye do, kabhi wo do.
Ab tabtak aapki chaai fir se thandi ho gayi. Maine dusari chadha di hai.. 5minute ruk jaayeie.
Kalu- Thik hai..bhabhi jee.. koi naa. Muz gareeb ko konsa meeting karne jana hai?
Kalu tabtak apna hisaab keetab ka kagaj nikalkar pen se usme gol karne laga aur ungaliyon se ganit jodane laga.
Bhabhi ne kalu ko dekhte ek lambi sans le li.
Bhabhi- Haayeee.. lagata hai sach me aapko baat lag gayi.
Kalu ne kuch jawab nahi diya. Wo toh ungaliya gin raha tha.
Bhabhi- Aap hi bataaye iss narajgi ko door karne ke liye kya kare?
Kalu- Kuch nahi..chodiye bhabhi...bhikaari ki kaisi narajgi?
Bhabhi- Dekha..aap abhi tak naraj ho. Aur aapke chehare ko dekhu toh pakka lag raha hai ki ye baat aapko andar tak chubh gayi hai.Hum keh toh rahe hai, chodiye unki baat ko. Aaj subah se unka deemaag thoda ghuma huaa sa hai.
Kalu- Thik hai..
Bhabhi- Are baap re...aap toh sacmuch naraj ho..
Issbaar bhabhi ne thoda pause lete hue apne baalo me ungali ghumaat ekdum dheemi awaj me kaha tha, jaise wo kuch soch rahi ho.
Unka main door 2 darwaje wali pattern ka tha jo bich me se khulta tha.
Ek taraf ka darwaja khula huaa tha, toh dusara chor band tha. Aur uske beecho beech uss badh darwaaje ko pakad kar bhabhi wahi sati hui khadi thi.
Ab bhabhi ne ek dafa ghar ke andar dekha. Aur fir seedha uss band darwaje se apna seena chipaka diya. Ab bhabhi kaa adha jism darwaje ke bahar, toh adha andar. Wahi haal upar chaati ka tha. Uski chaati ke beecho beech band darwaja sata huaa tha. Toh uska ek boob ghar ke bahar kalu ki side, toh ek ghar ke andar tha.
Tabhi bhabhi ne shuuu..shuuu.. kiya.
Kalu ne upar dekha.
Tabhi bhabhi ne apni chaati ko halka uthaate darwaje ke darmiya jara sa antar banaya. Aur fir ghar ke andar fir se ek baar zhankate hue bahari ek hath se seedha apne blouse ke buttons kholne lagi.
Ufff...
Ye dekh kalu ki jaise dhadkane ruk si gayi.
Pahale toh use laga ki 1 button kholkar wo ruk jaayegi, par Bhabhi toh ruki hi nahi. Pal zhapakte hi usne apne blouse ke saare Buttons khol diye.
Ohh..my..hod..
Ye kya kar rahi thi wo?
Bhabhi ke dono hath abhi bhi blouse pakade hue the. Ek ghar ke andar side, toh dusra bahar side. Jaise apne mummon ka India - Pakistan batwara kar diya ho. Jaise 2 hisso me baat diya, Ek gharwalon ke liye, aur dusara bahar walo ke liye...
Ha..ha..ha..
Khair,
Ab ek lajja bhari sans bharte hue bhabhi ne baharwale boobs se hath hata diya. Haa..brshak ye karte wakt usne kum se kum 7, 8, baar andar zhnka tha.
Uff..
Fir kya?
Wo hath hatate hi ek hawa ke zhonke ke sath wo blouse fadfadaaya. Uss fadfadaahat ke niche se uska wo kabootar kud ke bahar pada.
Ufff...
Bhabhi ne wahi hath ko upar uthakar chehare par laate baal ko srakaaya. Aur fir se sharm se apna chehara dhak liya.
Ohhh...
Ye kya ho raha hai?
Ufff....
Aaj Bhabhi koi kabaad room me nahi, yaa fir apne kitchen me nahi, balki apne sasural ke main darwaje par khadi thi.
Andar uski puri family ki moujudgi thi. Sabka sunday jo tha. Pati bedroom me phone par chillaye jaa raha tha, sasur abhi abhi uthkar bed se hi umm..ummm.... karte badan dard aur subah hi budhaai angdaayi ki awaje laga raha hai. Aur uska devar abhi tak toh soya tha, par itna time huaa tha ki shayad kabhi bhi uthkar kamre ke bahar aa jaayega.
Aur itni hi khatarnaak halat ghar ke bahar bhi the. Achi khaasi subah ho gayi thi. Dincharya ki chahal pahal shuru ho gayi thi duniya ki. Aur usme bahar ka main gate khulaa hi tha. angan ke uss gate se bahar raste se jaane wale logon ki, aur gaadiyon ki chahal pahal gunjati hui andar aa rahi thi. Bich bich ek hath gaadiya toh dikh bhi pad rahi thi.
Khair bass iss baat se thi ki wo gate beecho beech darwaje ke samne nahi tha, balki ek kone se khulta tha. Toh ek vishesh kone se hi andar ka dikh sakta tha. Par wo gate itna chouda tha ki andar dekhna utna bhi mushkil nahi tha. Koi mouji agar gour se ghar ki taraf dekhte gujare, toh darwaje par mumme ko latkaayi aurat use saaf saaf dikh jaaye.
Kasam se..itni daring baaj bhabhi thi.
Kalu ka toh muh hi khul gaya.
Halakhi, andar ki side se bhabhi ne apna blouse pakade rakha tha. Anadr se agar koi dekh leta, toh pata ki bhabhi darwaje se sate hue bahar kisise bass baat kar rahi hai.
Par bahar se najara kuch aur hi tha. Uska ek mumma nanga tha. Aur bhabhi apna mumma kalu ko dikhaate sharmaate khadi thi.
Tabhi bhabhi ne aur ek lambi sans bharkar fir se andar zhank liya. Fir thoda bahar ki taraf mood gaye. Iski wajah se uske dono mumme bahar ki aur aa gaye. Ab thoda ache se bahar ki taraf hote hue bhabhi ne dusare side ka blouse bhi hata liya.
Ohhh..
Bhabhi ke dono mumme ab kalu ke samne the.
Kalu hakkabakka dekhne laga.
Ab jakar Bhabhi sharmakar bol padi
Bhabhi- dekha? ....ye garib kitna amir hai?
Aisa bolkar has padi.
Fir bhabhi ne apne kaan pakad liye aur kisi bacchi ki tarah rotalu chehara banakar use sorry bolne lagi.
Ufff...kya mafeenama tha?
Bhabhi kaa mafeenama dekhkar 7 janmo kaa dushman bhi maaf kar ke khushi se chilla padata.
Par apna kalu ek shatir bhediya tha. Bhabhi ka andaaj dekhkar usne badi mushkil se apne andar ki khushi ko chupa liya. Uska murzhaya chehara lagbagh khill pada thi tha, ki usne jabardasti apne hont ko katkar fir se apne chhare ko rotalu bana diya.
Kaa kare, abhi abhi kisine usko uski aukaat jo dikhaai thi!
Abtak bhabhi ne apne mumme blouse ke andar odh liye the. Usne apna blouse hath se hi pakade rakha.
Kalu ki narajagi dekhkar bhabhi ne fir se ek dafa ghar ke andar zhank liya.
Kalu ne jissprakar se apni hasi ko khilte khilte bich me hi rok diya tha, ye bhabhi ne dekha tha.
Toh ab bhabhi fir se uss darwaje se pahale ki taraf hi adhi adhi lat gayi.
Aur phir aur ek naughty smile dete hue boli.
Bhabhi- "Lagata hai kuch jyada hi ghussa hai."
Aisa bolte bolte hi usne apni ek tang darwaje se satakar ghutno se mod li. Aur zhuk kar apni saree ko pakad liya. Fir Kalu ko dekhte dekhete apani saree ko upar uthane lagi.
Sar...sar...sar...
Haayeee....
Kisi Natak Theater ki taraf wo parda upar jaa raha tha aur usme se ek gori kayamat ki taang nangi padane lagi thi..
To be continued....
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