10-04-2026, 02:28 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-04-2026, 02:36 PM by Voltz. Edited 2 times in total. Edited 2 times in total.)
Ufff..
Kya photos the???
Pahala photo dekhte hi bhabhi ke moo se nikla tha.
Bhabhi- Ufff..ohh my..god...Tu bhi naa lilly????
Bhabhi kaa chehara shock se bhar gay tha. Uski Ankhon ki putliya itni badi ho gayi thi ki, jaise maan lo wahi jaakar kisi ek photo ko dhak legi.
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Part 3
Isko saaf saaf Pachatawa nahi keh sakte balki ek romanchkari guilty bol sakte hai.
Kyunki khudke aise photos dekh kar bhabhi khud ko koste hue gulabi bhi ho rahi thi.
Wo kisi porn side ke nange photos ki tarah ek ek photos dekhne lagi.
Ufff..
Kya bala ke pose diye the usne?
Kasam se kya hot pose diye the bhabhi ne.
Wo kiss had tak besharam ho rakhi thi kal, ye darsal aaj nasha utarne ke baad bhabhi ko pata chal raha tha.
Jaise jaise ek ek photos dekhna shuru kiye, waise waise uske chehare par shocking expressions umadne lage.
Kuch kuch photos me toh aisi pose aur aisi ada thi, ki wo dekh kar bhabhi khud hairaani bhara mooh bana rahi thi.
Uff..
Par bhale hi pose kaisi bhi aur nangi kitni bhi ho, par apne main spots chupaane me bhabhi kamyaab rahi thi.
Rahi baat uske pubic hairs ki toh kuch 1 , 2 photos me halki bahari chata kahi zhalak rahi thi. Baaki apne hath ke panje se ache se chupaa saki thi apne har ek pose me.
Tabhi usne ek photo dekha. Iss photo ko dekh kar bhabhi chounk gayi. Usne jara zhom kar ke bariki se dekha, toh paya ki hath ki ungaliyon ke beech uski chut ki kada halki si nazar aa rahi thi.
Ufff...
Use dekhkar bhabhi bada asahaj ho gayi.
Par uske agla photo dekh kar toh wo asali asahaj ho uthi.
Ye agala hoto tha, jisme bhabhi ne piche se pose dekar khinchwaya tha. Usme wo kisi bhains ki taraf kamar se bend ho rakhi thi. Aur apne ek hath se pichwada chupaa liya tha. Par uss photo me ungaliyon ke beech itni fat nirman hui thi, ki usme se bhabhi ke chut ke hont ka mansal tukda bade ache se dikh raha tha. Pahale photo se doguna.
Iss photo ko dekhakar bhabhi shock reh gayi.
Bhabhi Sharmsaar hokar hairaani bhari ankho se use zhoom karke dekhne lagi.
Uff..
Par tabhi kuch aisa dekhte hi uske hath kaa mobile kamp gaya. Wo mobile girte girte bach gaya. Wo badi sharminda ho gayi. Kyunki uss chut ke hont ke upari sar pr ek ring ki halki aahat dikhaai padi.
Wo uski clit ring ki dhundhali si zhalak thi.
Bhabhi ne wo dekhte hi pakade jaane ki mudra banaate hue wo mobile sine se laga liya.
Uska dhak dhak seena uss mobile ko bhi zhula gaya.
Wo kuch pal ke liye apna wo photo chupaati rahi.
Par tabhi uske khurapati diamag me kuch baat chali.
Wo sochne lagi- " kya ye kalu ji ne bhi dekha hoga? Unke pass toh poori raat thi poora niharne ke liye. Nahi nahi...nahi dekha hoga. Isko bahot zhoom kar ke bariki se dekho tabhi dikhne ki ashanka hai. Aur wo itna detail me kaha dekhane wale hai? Warna aate aate hi jikar kiya hota. "
Uske andar ki exhibitionist ne akhir jawab de hi dala.
" chahe kuch bhi ho, par usme kick badi mast hai. Toh kyu naa tu hi pooch le? Wo khud tumhe batayenge."
Toh ab agale hi samay kuch tay karke wo aage badhi. Zoom out karke uss photo ko normal kiya.
Usne turant wo mobile seedha pakad liya aur boli.
Bhabhi- Ab yahi dekhiye naa..ye photo...ufff... kitni gandi pose di hai Maine? Sab sharam dharam chod di. Aise kamar se kon zhukta hai kya?
Usne khud hi wo photo kalu ko dikha di thi.
Ufff..
Kya bawal aurat hai?
Yaha bhabhi ko bilkul laga nahi tha ki kalu ne is photo ko itna zhoom karke dekha hoga. Aur zhoom bhi karega toh bhi wo ring ki zhalak badi dunhali thi ki use pahchaan lena bada mushkil tha. Ek asal deewana hi pehchaan sakta tha.
Uss photo ko bayaa karte wakt bhale hi uske chehare par shikayat thi, par andar se uska dil joro se dhadak raha tha.
Man me soch rahi thi ki, "Haayee..Lilly....kya sahi pose di hai tune."
Kalu- Dikhaayiye....
Kalu ne mobile mang liya.
Bhabhi ne kachraate hue mobile uske hath me de diya.
Kalu bhi ab wo photo dekhne laga. Tabhi usne bhi uss photo ko thoda zoom kar liya. Idhar bhabhi ki dhadkane tej ho gayi.
Kalu ke dwara uss photo ko zoom karke dekhta huaa pakar bhabhi ko yaha ek alag hi pareshaani hone lagi thi.
Kalu- Wahhh..ye hui naa baat. Sach me Kya bawal photo hai ye? Wahhh...maja aa gaya. Aap bemisal ho. Bhabhi, batata hu, bhains ki aisi hi photo chahiye hoti hai soude me, jisme poora badan ache se dikh raha ho?
Ye sahi hai.. Mumme bhi ache se dikh rahe hai, aur gaand bhi.
Uske mooh se aisa kuch sunte hi bhabhi shock reh gayi. Apna mooh chalbichal kar lete hue boli...
Bhabhi- Ishhhhhh...chup rahiye..aap bhi naa.....kuch bhi ganda bolte ho....
Kalu- Kaa..huaa? Kaa ganda bola?
Bhabhi- Aap fir se shuru ho gaye? Hamne kitni baar kaha hai ki gande shabd ek aurat ke samne mat boliye. Ise Bum bhi toh keh sakte hai?
Kalu- Bum...aise waise kuch nahi...ab hamra naam kalu hai toh kalu hi bolenge naa log? Jaise aapka naam Lilly hai, toh hum kabhi kahe hai aapko randiya?
Bhabhi- Jee?
Bhabhi ne shock se ankhe badi kar li thi.
Kalu- Ab pair ko kabhi hath kahate ho aap? Yaa baal ko gaal? Yaa Rana ji ko kaalu? Yaa saap ko...Lun...
Bhabhi- Stop..stopp..bass kijiye...Mai samajh gayi...aur kuch naa kahe...
Bhabhi kaa jee dhadak gaya tha iss samay.
Kalu- Haa..badhiya..yahi toh kabse keh rahe the.....toh ye gaand wali photo ekdum sahi hoti hai..
Bhabhi- ufff..aap bhi naa??###&&%%@@##. Jaane de Lilly.. koi fayda nahi..tuhi ignore kar le ab.
Pareshaani ki mudra karte bhabhi ne kaha.
Bhabhi- Waise yahi kyu? Aur bhi toh bahot photo hai. Jisme meri hasi chaa gayi hai.
Kalu- Are aapki ki hasi lekar kya kare?
Bhabhi- Jee?
Kalu- Mera matlab hai bhains ki..wo bhains ki hasi ka kya? Kisiko samajh aayi hai abtak? Yahi sabse achi hai.
Bhabhi- Wo kyu bhala? Iss se ache photo kai hai, jisme uske boobs ache se dikh rahe ho. Agar baat hai bhains ki toh, Bhains ke liye toh wahi jyada important hota hai naa? Jaise ye wala samne se.
Bhabhi ne mobile me photo slide karte hue kaha.
Kalu- Nahi..nahi..yahi sabse best hai.
Are bhabhi jee, wo kaa hai ki, baaki sab uske than ko nihaarte hai, par ek asali soude wala bhains ko kharidte wakt mumme se badhkar uski gaand ko dekhta hai. Wo kaa hai ki, bhains ki gand se hi toh pata chalega ki, use kab saand ke pass le jaya gaya tha...
Bhabhi- ishhhhh...ufff.. aur fir se?...jaane do..
Kalu- Bhabhi, waise gaand se yaad aya. Bura naa maano, par aapki gaand kya mast hai.
Uske aise ekdum se tareef karne se bhabhi sharma gayi poori.
Bhabhi- shuuuu....chiii..chup rahiye...aap bade besharam aur gande ho....
Kalu- Iss photo me keh raha hu..photo me toh bahot badhiyaa lag rahi hai.. ab hakikat me toh pata nahi.
Bhabhi phat se boli.
Bhabhi - Kyu? Hakikat me achi nahi hai?
Bhabhi ne jaise uske saare gunah maaf karte hue apni gaand ki tareef mang li ho.
Kalu- Hakikat me di hi kab hai aapne?
Bhabhi- kyu? Zhoot mat boliye.... Wo jor ka phatka kisne mara tha?
Bhabhi ne chehare par uss phatake kaa dard kaste hue bola tha.
Kalu- Achaa wo mara huaa...
Bhabhi- Haa toh, gaand toh marne ke liye hi toh hoti hai naa?
Bhabhi ke mooh se ye line sunte hi kalu ke toh hosh udd gaye. Jaise thandi hawa ki ek bouchaar uske badan par rongate khadi kar gayi ho.
Wo khushi se zhoom uth khada huaa aur apne sar pe hath rakha.
Wo kya bol gayi thi iska ehsaas hote hi bhabhi ne issbaar kachaa aam nahi, balki kacha nimbu khane par jo reaction umadate hai waisa chehara bana liya.
Fir turant apni hi jeebh ko kaat lete hue khudko ek halki thappad maar li.
Usne aisi najare bacha li ki jaise laga koi dharti fat jaaye aur wo usme apana mooh chupa le.
Kalu- Wahhh..wahhhh....akhir aapke mooh me gaand aa hi gayi...
Bhabhi- chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...Shut up....aap bilkul shutup...........ye galti se nikal gaya mere mooh se.....haayeee..tu bhi naa lilly......
Tabhi kalu ko krodh se dekhte hue boli.
Bhabhi- Aap chup rahiye.. ye sab aapki wajah se huaa hai..baar baar wahi baate karte firte ho mere irdgird......chiii..Mai bhi naa...aapki sangat me.....
Kalu- Are bhabhi jii..hota hai..kabhi kabhi jubaan fisal jaati hai....aur waise bhi aapne konsa galat kaha hai?
Bhabhi- Shut up...bilkul chup..muzhe aapka gyaan nahi sunana...
Kalu- Waise aapne baat toh bilkul sahi kaha- 'gaand toh marne ke liye hi hoti hai. Ha..ha..ha..'
Bhabhi- Ufffffff....ekdum chup...shut up...
Kalu- Waise hum kaa bol rahe the, ki aaj bhi ek baar maarne dogi kya? Halka saa hi Marenge....ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Ohhhh....Shut up....chup rahiye bola naa...
Kalu hasne laga.
Ke tabhi bhahhi ne fir se uske hath se mobile chin liya aur boli.
Bhabhi- Idhar dijiye...Ye saare photos pahale delete kar deti hu. Naa rahegi baaz, naa rahegi baasuri...
Kalu abhi bhi gaand ki baat par hass raha tha. Bhabhi ke mobile chinane par usne apne hath khade kiye aur mishkil hasne laga.
Bhabhi- Ek minute. Seedha sureender? Koi 'Naa' nahi? itni asani se aap delete kaise karne de rahe ho? Muzhe kuch doubt ho raha hai. Sach bataayiye, iski koi copy toh nahi banayi rakhi naa?
Isspar kalu bhabhi kaa maja lete hue wahi challbaaz ki taraf sandeh paida karne wali smile dene laga.
Iss se toh bhabhi aur jyada dar gayi.
Bhabhi- Ufff..ohhh...batayiye naa? Aise kyu has rahe hai? Haayee..ab mai kya karu??
Wo harami kalu ne koi jawab nahi diya. Balki ulta joro se hasne laga.
Bhabhi- Hayeee..aap hass kyu rahe ho????? Ufff....bataayiye naa????##....Kasam se agar aisi koi baat hai toh mere pati tak pahunchane se pahale muzhe aakar jahar de dena....bataake rakh rahe hai...
Kalu- konsa wala.. Kal wala safed?
Bhabhi- Shut up...aapko majak suj raha hai? Yaha meri jaan mari jaa rahi hai, aur aap hai ki..I am serious.
Issbaar bhabhi itna rotalu ho gayi, ki sachmuch uski ankho se ansu ki 2 boonde tapak gayi.
Bhabhi ki ankho me ansu dekhkar kalu ne issbaar majak khatam kiya.
Kalu- 'Are majak kiya bhabhi. Aap toh sachmuch ro di. Saariii..sariii...bola toh hai?? aisi gaddari aapse kaise karenge hum? Toh aisa kuch nahi kiya hamne. Hum toh gaand ki baat ko yad kiye hase jaa rahe the. Wo kaa hai naa ki, aapke mooh me kuch baate badi achi lagati hai...'
Ab bhabhi thodi nishint ho gayi. Aur apne ansu pochne lagi.
Bhabhi- Chiiii...aap bhi naa...
Tabhi kalu fir se bola.
Kalu- Aur maan bhi lo, ki aisa kuch kiya bhi ho toh......toh....toh...Aapke pati ko thodi hi dikhaayenge? Dikhana hi ho, toh poori duniya ko dikhayenge...sabko pata chal jayega, par aapke gharwalo tak, yaa aapke pati tak ye baat kabhi nahi aayegi. Ye Mera wada raha. samjhe aap? Toh aap nishint rahiye.
Kalu hasne laga..
Bhbahi pachtaawe me fir se rotalu shakal banaate hue boli...
Bhabhi- Haayeee...dekhaa???dekhaa...Matlab pakka dusara copy banake rakhe ho aap..
Kalu- Aree..nahi..nahi... Hamne kaha naa? aisa kuch nahi kiye hai hum.
Bhabhi- Nahi..aap zhoot bol rahe hai...
Haayeeè...kar ke bhabhi fir se rone lagi.
Kalu- Areee...nahi kaha naa maine...nahi kare hai hum. Jaan par khel kar aapki izzat rakhenge. Par aisa kuch nahi karenge.
Aur hum ye nahi keh rahe hai ki hum koi sadhu sant hai. Balki hamri majboori hai ki hame wo waisa kuch karne ko ata nahi. Ab iss se neki wala jawab kaa hi de hum?
Issbaar uski baat par bhabhi ko thoda bharosa huaa.
Bhabhi- Hunnnn...
Kalu- Dekha nahi kya? Uss din ke bhi toh ache se samhalkar rakhe hai ab tak. Koi shikayat aayi kya aap tak?
Bhabhi ne shocking bhare andaaj me poocha.
Bhabhi- kiss din ke?
Kalu- Aree bhool gayi? Usi din ke....jab hamara souda poora huaa tha aur aapne apni gaand par hamara naam likhwa liya tha.
Bhabhi ye sunte hi shock me chali gayi. Wo toh bhool hi gayi thi.
Bhabhi- ishhhh..uss din ke? Ufff...mai toh bhool hi gayi thi. Kaha hai wo dikhayiye....
Kalu- Hamne koi virodh nahi darshaya, kyunki aapke marji ke khilaap hum kuch nahi karna chahate. Warna ab tak kuch naa kuch baat apake kaano tak aa hi jaati. Ye baat aap bhi janati hai. Agar thoda bhi shaq hota toh aap itna bharosa kar ke muzhe apne photo thodi deti? Mai " Taza Lilly " dairy kaa majdoor ban gaya. Aapne muzhe choona yahi mere liye badi baat hai. Ab aapko delete karna hai toh kar dijiye...
Kalu ne turant dusara folder open kar ke uss din kaa ek photo dikha diya.
Bhabhi ne wo photo dekha. Dekhte hi wo soude wale din chali gayi.
Ufff..
Haayee..
Safed chaddi me apne nange golmatol kulhe lekar bhains bankar khadi thi wo. Aur unn nange kulhe par " MAI KALU KI BHains Hu" likha huaa tha.
Aur toh aur besharmi se uss photo me muskuraate hue pose me khadi thi.
Uffff..
Kya kamaal kaa photo khinchwaya tha uss din usne?
Kamal tha.
Use dekhte hi bhabhi uss din itna hi lajjit ho gayi. Uska naam apne kulhe par dekhkar use kuch ajeeb si feeling hui. Jaise wo bass ek property hai kisi ki.
Bhabhi- Ishhh..Mai bhi naa..ek number ki pagal hi hu. Pata nahi kya kya karti rehati hu? Ishhh... Aur aapne bhi Ise kyu rakha hai abtak? Aapka ye bhangaar mobile aur usme password bhi nahi. Delete kar diya hota naa???
Kalu- " Bhabhi ek darkhwast hai....Chaahe toh kal wale photo delete karwa de...waise uske liye bhi dil par patthar hai..par aako delete karwana hai yoh karwa dijiye. Par ihhh wala chod de. Maa kasam khaakar kahate hai aapki izzat par kabhi koi anch naa aayegi. Aap chahe toh likwa lo muzhse. Par ye wali rahane do. Wo kaa hai ki, wo pal mere liye bada hi khass tha. Ek doodhwale ko uske sapno ki bhains mili thi uss din. Aur iss garib kaa naam aisi jagah par tha jise dekhkar humka duniya jitne itna anand milta hai hamesha. Toh ye mere liye bada hi nayaab hai. Ise toh poori zindagi bhar tak mere sath rakhna chahata hu...toh aapse bass darkhwasth hai meri...plizzzzzz...
Kalu ki iss request ne bhabhi ko yaha pighla diya.
Issbaar kalu kaa rotalu chehara bana huaa tha. Usko dekhkar bhabhi boli....
Bhabhi- Thik hai rakhiye....
Ye sunte hi uske chhare par khushi ki lahar doud gayi.
Wo uchalte hue bola.
Kalu- Kaa bat hai aapki...thankuuu..tankuuu..tankuuu..jeee...
Bhabhi- Par yaad rahe, ye bahot risky hai. Aapke mobile me password bhi nahi hai. Toh Rakhe, yaa delete kare, ye jimmedari mai aap par chod rahi hu. Baki mai kuch nahi janati.
Kalu- Aap chinta naa karo. wo mai dekh Lunga.
Kalu itna khushi huaa tha ki usne fir se ek flying kiss de dali.
Bhabhi ne turant idhar udhar dekhte hue usko chup karaya..
Bhabhi- Shuuu....aap Sach me pagal ho.
Usko hamesha ke liye apni ek photo bahaal kar ke ab bhabhi fir se kal wale photos dekhne lagi. Kuch 25 30 photos nikalwaye the unhone kal kuch 10 15 min me. Har photo ko bhabhi ache se zhoom karke dekh rahi thi, jaise kisi chiz ki talash ho.
Bhabhi- Haa...ufff..Acha huaa ki inme se kisi photo me kuch dikh nahi raha.
Kalu- kya? Kya nahi dikh raha?
Bhabhi- kuch nahi..
Bhabhi ne hadbadaate hue apna prashn wapas liya.
Kalu- Achhaa.. zhadiyon me chupa bil?.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ko shock laga.
"Ufff..harami ko pahale hi pata hai? " bhabhi ke man me yahi baat nikali.
Wo turant sharma gayi aur pakade jaane ki mudra me hadbadaate hue boli..
Bhabhi- Naa...n..n...Nahi..aisa kuch nahi.
Kalu- Are hame pata hai...ha..ha..ha..
Aisa bolkar Kalu ne hath aage kar ke mobile screen par slide karte ek photo doondkar dikha di. Aur ungali rakh ke dikhaane laga.
Ye dekhte hi bhabhi sunn reh gayi. Ghabrahat se wo uss photo me idhar uhar dekhne lagi.
Bhabhi- Kya? Kaha?
Kalu- Haa... ye dekhiye..yaha hai bill.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi uss photo me ghuss gayi aur khudki gand ko zhoom karke dekhne lagi.
Kalu ye dekh haste hue bola.
Kalu- Are bhabhi, yaha nahi... yaha dekhiye..
Aisa karke usne photo ki zoom kum kar di. Iss wajah se poora photo dikha. Fir uss photo ke kone me ek pipe ke sirhaane par ek zhaadu rakha huaa tha. Uss pipe kaa hole bade ache se kaid huaa tha.
Kalu- Ye dekhie...ye zhadu aur ske piche ye bil. Toh ho gaya naa zhadiyon wala bil....
Bhabhi- Achaa yee..ufff...aap bhi naa..
Bhabhi nishint ho gayi.
Kalu- Haa..toh aapko konsi zhadiya lagi?
Bhabhi- Kuch nahi...
Kalu bhabhi ke kaan ke pass aakar dheemi awaj me bola.
Kalu- Humko pata hai. Aapki zhadiya humko pata hai. Lagata hai aap bhool gayi ho ki wo saap uss zhadiyo me touch karke aya tha.
Ye sunte hi wo manjar bhabhi ke ankhon ke samne fir se jinda ho gaya. Yaad aya ki kal uska lund uski zaat ke jungle me utar gaya tha.
Ye yaad aate hi bhabhi ne kaske ankhe band kar li. Uss chehare par ek ajeeb ehsas tha.
Kalu- Waise bhabhi ek baat bataau?
Bhabhi- Haa boliye...
Kalu- Aapke bil ki wo badhi huii zhadiya hame badi pasand aayi. Aapki khubsoorati badha deti hai.
Bhabhi- Jee?
Bhabhi ekdum se teekha najar banaate hue boli.
Kalu- Mai... Mera matlab hai ye bahar aapke angan ki ye zhadiya. Aate wakat Ye zhadiya humko bada acha lagati hai....balki kuch jyada hi pasand aayi hai..
Bhabhi- Achha yeeeee..mere sasural ki......par mere pati ko toh pasand nahi hai naa...
Ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi hasne lagi.
Kalu- Hattt burbakk...langoor kya jaane adrak ka swad. Zhadiya nahi toh langoor chupega kaha?
Bhabhi- Kya kaha? Jara jubaan samhalke.. Wo mere pati hai. Choot de di toh kuch bhi bologe? Aur akhir ye unka ghar hai. Unhe jaisa pasand wo waise sajaaye..unki marji..aap kon hote ho unhe bataane wale?
Kalu- Haa.haa.. Wo toh dikh hi raha hai..property par naam latak hi raha hai..kuch log bade naseebwale hote hai.
Kalu bhabhi ke gale ka mangalsutr dekhte hue bola..
Bhabhi iss baar bas hasne lagi.
Kalu- Waise bhabhi jee. Ek puchane ke liye utavla hue jaa raha hu...ghussa toh nahi honge?
Bhabhi- Agar bakwas naa hui toh....
Kalu bolna ruk gaya.
Bhabhi- Aree..kya huaa? Chup kyu hue? Matlab bakwas baat thi naa?
Kalu- Hum ye soch rahe the...waise ab khatra toh tal gaya hai. Par agar dekha jaaye toh wo saap aapke bil me lagbagh ghuss hi chuka tha. Toh mai ye janana chahata tha ki, Agar wo saap aapke bil me ghuss jata. Toh aapaka reaction kya hota?
Bhabhi- Jee?
Kalu - Mera matlab hai ki, Toh aap kaise bachte?
Bhabhi- Dekha? Muzhe pata tha ki jaroor koi bakwas hogi...
Kalu- Aur muzhe bhi pata tha iska jawab aap nahi de paogi.
Bhabhi iska jawab dene se pahale lamba sans li.
Bhabhi- Hello excuse me??? Bilkul nahi dungi aisi bakwas kaa.. waise yahi sawal aap wo aapki American auraton se kyu nahi puchte? Wo de dengi jawab.
Kalu bhabhi ka ye point sunkar hass pada.
Kalu- Ahhhaa...wahhh.re wahh..aap bhi kamal ho.. wo chutkula abhi tak aapko hasa raha hai naa...." kaha hai meri saree? Kaha hai meri chaddi" Ha.. ha..ha...
Bhabhi ki chal khudpar palat gayi.
Bhabhi- Ufff...aap bhi naa...aisa kuch nahi...
Kalu- Khair, unka jawab pata hai kaa hota?
Bhabhi- Kya?
Kalu- Blakkkkk..blakkkk..blawww..uwakkk..uwakkkk....blawwww...khwakkkk.....khwakkkk...khuhuu..
Kalu mooh se aisi awaje nikalkar jor se hasne laga.
Bhabhi- What? Ye kya hai? Kuch samjhme nahi aya.
Kalu- Bilkul sahi kaha..kaise samjhega? Unka style alag hota hai. Wo bil tak baat jaane se pahale hi mooh me lekar chaba dalti usko. Bilkul aisi hi awaj aati...hamne video me dekha hai.
Bhabhi bilkul samajh gayi thi.
Uska ye jawab humor bhara bhi tha, aur akal bhara bhi.
Uske iss jawab ke samne bhabhi kaa koi answer nahi tha..
Bhabhi- Chiiiii....aap bhi naa....bahot hi gande ho...
Iss reply ke bina bhabhi ke pass koi shabd nahi the.
Kalu bhabhi ki halat dekh joro se hasne laga.
Fir aage bola.
Kalu- Ab aapki baari...bataayiye aap kaise bachti?
Bhabhi- Muzhe koi jawab nahi dena...chaliye..hatiye...Mai pahale ye baaki ke photos delete Kar deti hu..
Aisa bolkar bhabhi fir se mobile me dekhne lagi.
Kalu- Hunnn..pata tha..sasura firangi auraton ki baat hi kuch alag hoti hai.. seedha hamla..unse toh aur maja ata hoga n..akhari chor takk....!!##
Bhabhi iska answer dena nahi chahati thi. Par ek aurat ke samne dusari aurat ki tareef? Tab toh usko akhaade me utarna hi tha.
Bhabhi ne ek lambi sans bhar li. Aur boli.
Bhabhi- " Achaa jee...aapne thik kaha. Unki baat hi kuch alag hoti hai. Wo toh kachha chaba jaati. Par hum thahare desi bhabhiya. Hamari kya hi pahunch? Unke takkar me hum kaha tik paati? Hum toh praan chod dete itna bada saap dekhkar....Ufff..Aap bachne ki baat kar rahe hai...Kya hi bachati? Hame sikhaya gaya hai ki kuch ladhaai ladhi nahi jaati. Balki bass zhelni padati hai. Ab aisa naag ho toh..... Haayeee dayyaa......Tab toh mai mar hi jaati...wo jungali saap toh mere bill ko faad hi deta. ...haayeee....."
Ufff...
Bhabhi ne ekdum se mahol badal dala tha.
Kuch aisi randipana wali addaye dikhaate hue bhabhi ne atmsamarpan ki baat ki thi ki kalu ke dhaage khul gaye.
Kalu ko bhabhi ki ye baat itni achi lagi ki uske pant me uske lund ne fun faila di wo bil fadne ke liye.
Bhabhi ka ye andaaj dekhkar kaalu ne dil pe hath rakhkar ek haayee ki mudra banayi chehare par.
Kalu- Wahhh..kaa baat kahi hai...Haa...wo toh hai..wo sasura aapka bil jaroor faad deta...ha..ha..ha...fir kya karti ?
Bhabhi- Fir??? Haayee...Ab mai kya karti? Yaha se jo bhi karta wo hi karta. Ab aisa bill mill jaaye, toh wo toh ghusta hi chala jata n. Akhari chor tak.....!!##"
Issbaar toh Pet me koi dard umad aaye, thik waisa mooh banakar Kalu ne hunkar lagayi..
Kalu- Haayee....kaa baat kar di bhabhi jee...pura nasha...pura mahol bana diya..Haa, wo toh pakka poora andar tak ghus jata...Fir kaise bachati?
Bhabhi- Haa naa..Ab mai khudse toh bach nahi paati. Ummid hai aap bachaane aate..
Kalu- Hum?
Bhabhi- Haa..jab wo andar ghusta chala jaaye, toh aap use pakadkar fir se bahar khich lijiye. Wo andar jaayegaa, aap bahar khinch lena.
Ufff...
Andar...###...Bahar...
Andar ...### Bahar....
Ufff...
Haayeee...lagata hai wo bhi bada jiddi hai. Itni jaldi haar nahi manta. Poore josh se andar ghusta. Par aap bhi thakiye gaa nahi.. pori takad se bahar khinchna..ye andar - bahar toh mai kitna bhi seh lungi.... par chaahe kuch bhi ho jaaye, kalu jee....par usko andar jahar ugalne nahi dena. Warna mai toh kahi ki naa reh jaaungi..mar hi jaungi.
Kalu- AHHHHHHaaaaaa...Wahhh.... Kya ghapaaghapp hoga naa?
Bhabhi- Ishhhhh. Par haa naa kalu jee.
Kalu- Par bhabhi, Ye aap dono ki ladhaai. Itna andar-bahar kar ke meri thakan ho jayegi. Isme aapki madad kar ke muzhe kya milega?
Bhabhi- Aree.. Mai aapko fir doodh pillaungi. Instant takad. Mere pass toh puri dairy hai.
Kalu- Wahhh.. tab toh sahi hai.. itni mehanat karke...
Bhabhi- Haa..toh...aapko kya laga? Mai aise hi jaane dungi aapko? Mai wade ki pakki hu. Inam toh milna hi chahiye naa. Itani mehanat kaa?
Kalu- Par bhabhi, samajho mai waha doodh pine me busy ho gaya, aur ye mouka dekh agar wo piche ke bil me ghuss gaya...toh? Suna hai pass me hi dusara ek bil bhi hai aapka?
Bhabhj- Ufff..haayee..wo jalim....ufff..par ab ghuss hi gaya hai toh, Mera ye doodh pikar jaldi takad paao, aur waha bhi meri turant madad karo.
Kalu- Andar - bahar...Andar - Bahar...
Bhabhi- Haa..andar- bahar, andar- bahar....
Bhabhi itna kehkar hasne lagi.
Kalu- Par, bhabhi yaha usko rokne ki kya jaroorat? Suna hai piche ka jahar poore sharir bhar nahi failta. Kum se kum jaan jaane ka toh khatra nahi hai. Toh zahar dalne do usko.
Bhabhi- Aap baat ko samjhe nahi. Muzhe waha jahar ki padi nahi hai. Balki yaha andar bahar karne se meri dikkat hai. Wo kaa hai ki, piche wala darwaja bada tang hai. Uske aane jaane se dikkat hai.
Kalu bhabhi ka ye jawab sunkar unmaad se fool gaya. Man me uske bass ek hi khayaal aya ki kab wo bhabhi ki gaand marega....
Kalu- Haaayeeee...kitna tang hai? Aur kaahe tang hai? Aapke pati piche kabhi jaate nahi kaa?
Kalu laar tapkaate puchne laga.
Unki ye double meaning wli baate ab single meaning wali lagane lagi thi.
Bhabhi- Mere pati kaha kaha jaate hai, ye mai batana jaroori nahi samazhati. Bass aap itna jaan lo, ki tang hai matlab tang hai.
Bhabhi ne fir se apne nakhare dikhaate hue bhaav khaya.
Kalu- Tab toh aur maja aayega.
Bhabhi- Kya? Kya kaha?
Kalu- kuch..nahi..kuch nahi..hum keh rahe the, ki tab toh badi pareshani hai. Ek toh ye itna bada kala naag...
Bhabhi- Pareshaani?
Itna bolkar bhabhi uske kaan ke pass jakar ekdum nashili awaj me hapne lagi.
Bhabhi- "Ahhhhhh...ufffgfff..oyeeeee..ummmhhh..ha..ha..ha..huiihuoohuiiii....oyeeeemaaaa..aunch..kalu jee...bachaayee...ufff...mat..rukiye...plizzxxx...ohhhh...haayee mai toh mar gayi...ufff...gayi..ufffmeri toh fat gayi..ahhhh"
Kalu ye sunkar bass behosh hona baaki tha.
Kalu ko toh bilkul fill huaa ki saap bhabhi ke bill me ghuss gaya hai..
Bhabhi- Kalu jee..sunaa? Kuch aisi tadap bhari awaj niklti mere uss bill se. Meri toh jaan nikal jaati, aur aap pareshani ki kya le baithe ho? samjhe? Aapko nhi pata kitna dard hota? Kyunki aapki wo firangi toh.....
Ufff...
Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne apne jajbaat thode kaabu kar liye.
Pet me pahale se bhi jyada dard badhane ka mukhavta karte kaalu bola...
Kalu- Areee chodo unn firangiyon ko...maan gaya jiii...jo desi khaane me maja hai wo firangi khaane me kaha? Haayee.. bhabhi? Ye kya kar diya aapne. Aapne ye awaj nikalkar lagta hai uss saap ko fir se jaga liya.. ab bhugato.
Bhabhi- Haayeee...Mai toh mar gayi...
Shayad ise hi kahate hai " saap ko doodh pilana".
tab toh yaha se bhaag jana hi thik hai.
Kalu- Nahi nahi.. Mai bich me hu naa..aapki poori madat karke bachaaunga.
Bhabhi- Pakka naa? Wo andar bahar kaa yaad hai naa?
Kalu- Haa..haa..yaad hai
Haste hue kalu ne jawab diya.
Ab itna double meaning baate ho hi chuki thi. Issbaar kalu ne baato ki aad me seedha seedha hi pooch liya.
Kalu- Par bhabhi mai kya bol raha tha.. Agar piche nahi le sakti toh aage ek dafa le hi lo naa.. dekho kitna dar dar bhatak raha hai bina bil ke? Ek saap ko bill ke bina bahot kathinaai zhelni padati hai. Jaise aapke pass rahane ke liye ghar hi nahi ho. Ek dafa man ka badhappan dikhaate hue use ghar me ghusne do naa? Kabse bichara tadap raha hai.
Bhabhi- Nahi nahi kalu jee. Aapka mashwara aapke pass rakhe. Mai itni bhi achi nahi hu. So Man ke badhappan ki baat naa kare... No.
Kalu- Are bhahhi jee..dekhe toh kaisan bina ghar tadap raha hai? Duaa milegi. Aur ek hi baar toh paani peelana hai?
Bhahhi- Jee...nahi...dhanywad.
Kalu- Are aisa kaa karat hai? Humka pata hai ye aap kar sakti hai. Aap utni achi hai. Ek dafa dariyadili dikhaaye toh?
Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..Maine No kaha hai naa?
Kalu- Aree par kaahe?
Bhabhi- Kaahe matlab? Meri marji...
Aur aapko itna hi fikar ho raha hai uski toh aap hi le lijiye naa. Suna hai aapke pass bhi ek bill hai.
"Jiska saap, uska bill"
Itna kehkar bhabhi joro se hasne lagi.
Kalu- Areee nahi...rahane dijiye..bhabhi jee sasura kaa baat kar daali? Lene ke dene pad jayenge sasura? Sala kudarat kaa niyam hi badal dala aapne. Aapki ye baat ne muzhe bhi saap se dar lagane laga hai..
Ye sunkar bhabhi toh khilkhilaakar hasne lagi.
Ab uske sath sath Kalu bhi hasne laga.
Bhabhi- Chaliye bahot baate ho gayi. Ab bilkul chup.
Kalu- Par...
Bhabhi- Bilkul chup means bilkul chup. Mai ab iss topic pe koi baat nahi karna chahati. Times up. Wakt khatam huaa Kalu jee..
Aisa bolkar bhabhi doodh ka katora andar le gayi aur apna doodh bahar le aayi.
Kalu- "Lilly ka Taza"..ki Jay ho...
Bhabhi- Shuuu...maar khaoge...Jara dheeme...koi sun le toh?
Kalu- Ahhhaa...hamar amrut...iski kaa baat hai? Iski toh alag demand hai market me. Bhabhi wo masterji toh pagal ho gaye hai ise chakh ke.
Bhabhi- Are haa..kaise hai wo? Mera matlab dairy ke 1st customer happy toh hai naa?
Kalu- Happi???? Kaha naa pagal ho gaye hai. Keh rahe the jawan ho rahe hai aapka doodh pikar....
Sasura subah subah hamra hi itnzaar karte baithate hai. Bolte hai 2 baar lekar aao..subah- Shyam ko.
Bhabhi hasne lagi.
Bhabhi- Toh unko yaad dilaaye, ki mai ek aurat hu. Bhains nahi.
Kalu- Nahi, nahi..Maine bola, 'use uske ghaewalon ka bhi pet bharna hota hai..uska pati, uska sasur, uska devar..ek aap hi nahi. Bichaari kiss kiss ka pet bharegi?
" Ek anaar, 100 bimaar" yaha. Aur itna kar ke bhi uska majdoor toh bhooka hi reh jata hai.
Uska ye jawab sunkar bhabhi hasne lagi.
Bhabhi- hunnn..aap bhi naa.. Rahi baat majdoor ko to usko uska mehentana milta hai...aur rahi baat Malik ki toh, Daru ka thekedaar daaru bechata hai, peeta nahi. Ye dhande kaa rule hai..hamesha yaad rakhna...
Waise unko apani dairy kaa naam pasand aya ki nahi?
Kalu- Pasand? Wo toh bhouchakka reh gaya hai.
Hamse kahat hai- "Kalu, yakin hi nahi ho raha ki kisi aurat ka doodh hamare mohalle me bik raha hai. Aur uska laabh uthane wala hum nassebwan hai. Achaa huaa tu mere pass lekar aya. Aur doodh toh doodh hai. Kya swadisht aur kya sehatmand. ye doodh kuch bhaari bha raha hai mere sharir ko. Kuch aisa hi dhoond raha tha mai. Dekh, thoda tandroost dikh raha hu naa?"
Mai bhi Haa me Haa milakar aya unko.
Bhabhi apne doodh ki tareef sunkar khudpar naaz karte hue muskura gayi.
Bhabhi- Chale, ab nikle...muzhe bahot kaam pade hai.
Kalu fir doodh lekar uth gaya.
Kalu- Chale, khyal rakhiye aapaka. Koi saap aaye toh bula lena madad ke liye.
Ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- maarrr khaoge....
Dono hasne lage.
Kalu nikla.
Kalu- Aur ummid hai wo aapki nanad naa mile raste par...warna samjhiye mere hatho murder hi ho gaya....
Dono fir se hasne lage...
Bhabhi uski baat par haste hue anhe bharte andar chali jaa rahi thi...
Yaha kalu bhi ab nikalne ki tayaari karne laga.
Tabhi...
Tabhi....
Bhabhi- Jara sune? Idhar aayiye.
Usne poori satarkta se idhar udhar ghar me chaan mara tha, aur fir jaake kalu ko awaj lagaayi thi.
Idhar sunte hi Kalu ke kaan khade ho gaye. Jaise uske kaan kuch yahi sunane ko taras rahe the. Usne apna saman turant wapas rakha aur mood gaya.
Kalu- Jee, kahiye..koi saap dekh liya kya?
Bhabhi- Stop it.. majak bahot huaa.
Wo darsal ek madad chahiye thi...
Kalu- Are sasura, hajeer hai...goni uthani? Lakadiya nikalni? Ki nal durust karna? Kuch bhi ho, kaisa bhi ho. Hum hajeer hai jee.
Kalu ne ye jimmedari kuch iss kadar le daali, ki ab mana karne par bhi wo jaise bhabhi ki madad kar ke hi manega.
To be continued...
Kya photos the???
Pahala photo dekhte hi bhabhi ke moo se nikla tha.
Bhabhi- Ufff..ohh my..god...Tu bhi naa lilly????
Bhabhi kaa chehara shock se bhar gay tha. Uski Ankhon ki putliya itni badi ho gayi thi ki, jaise maan lo wahi jaakar kisi ek photo ko dhak legi.
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Part 3
Isko saaf saaf Pachatawa nahi keh sakte balki ek romanchkari guilty bol sakte hai.
Kyunki khudke aise photos dekh kar bhabhi khud ko koste hue gulabi bhi ho rahi thi.
Wo kisi porn side ke nange photos ki tarah ek ek photos dekhne lagi.
Ufff..
Kya bala ke pose diye the usne?
Kasam se kya hot pose diye the bhabhi ne.
Wo kiss had tak besharam ho rakhi thi kal, ye darsal aaj nasha utarne ke baad bhabhi ko pata chal raha tha.
Jaise jaise ek ek photos dekhna shuru kiye, waise waise uske chehare par shocking expressions umadne lage.
Kuch kuch photos me toh aisi pose aur aisi ada thi, ki wo dekh kar bhabhi khud hairaani bhara mooh bana rahi thi.
Uff..
Par bhale hi pose kaisi bhi aur nangi kitni bhi ho, par apne main spots chupaane me bhabhi kamyaab rahi thi.
Rahi baat uske pubic hairs ki toh kuch 1 , 2 photos me halki bahari chata kahi zhalak rahi thi. Baaki apne hath ke panje se ache se chupaa saki thi apne har ek pose me.
Tabhi usne ek photo dekha. Iss photo ko dekh kar bhabhi chounk gayi. Usne jara zhom kar ke bariki se dekha, toh paya ki hath ki ungaliyon ke beech uski chut ki kada halki si nazar aa rahi thi.
Ufff...
Use dekhkar bhabhi bada asahaj ho gayi.
Par uske agla photo dekh kar toh wo asali asahaj ho uthi.
Ye agala hoto tha, jisme bhabhi ne piche se pose dekar khinchwaya tha. Usme wo kisi bhains ki taraf kamar se bend ho rakhi thi. Aur apne ek hath se pichwada chupaa liya tha. Par uss photo me ungaliyon ke beech itni fat nirman hui thi, ki usme se bhabhi ke chut ke hont ka mansal tukda bade ache se dikh raha tha. Pahale photo se doguna.
Iss photo ko dekhakar bhabhi shock reh gayi.
Bhabhi Sharmsaar hokar hairaani bhari ankho se use zhoom karke dekhne lagi.
Uff..
Par tabhi kuch aisa dekhte hi uske hath kaa mobile kamp gaya. Wo mobile girte girte bach gaya. Wo badi sharminda ho gayi. Kyunki uss chut ke hont ke upari sar pr ek ring ki halki aahat dikhaai padi.
Wo uski clit ring ki dhundhali si zhalak thi.
Bhabhi ne wo dekhte hi pakade jaane ki mudra banaate hue wo mobile sine se laga liya.
Uska dhak dhak seena uss mobile ko bhi zhula gaya.
Wo kuch pal ke liye apna wo photo chupaati rahi.
Par tabhi uske khurapati diamag me kuch baat chali.
Wo sochne lagi- " kya ye kalu ji ne bhi dekha hoga? Unke pass toh poori raat thi poora niharne ke liye. Nahi nahi...nahi dekha hoga. Isko bahot zhoom kar ke bariki se dekho tabhi dikhne ki ashanka hai. Aur wo itna detail me kaha dekhane wale hai? Warna aate aate hi jikar kiya hota. "
Uske andar ki exhibitionist ne akhir jawab de hi dala.
" chahe kuch bhi ho, par usme kick badi mast hai. Toh kyu naa tu hi pooch le? Wo khud tumhe batayenge."
Toh ab agale hi samay kuch tay karke wo aage badhi. Zoom out karke uss photo ko normal kiya.
Usne turant wo mobile seedha pakad liya aur boli.
Bhabhi- Ab yahi dekhiye naa..ye photo...ufff... kitni gandi pose di hai Maine? Sab sharam dharam chod di. Aise kamar se kon zhukta hai kya?
Usne khud hi wo photo kalu ko dikha di thi.
Ufff..
Kya bawal aurat hai?
Yaha bhabhi ko bilkul laga nahi tha ki kalu ne is photo ko itna zhoom karke dekha hoga. Aur zhoom bhi karega toh bhi wo ring ki zhalak badi dunhali thi ki use pahchaan lena bada mushkil tha. Ek asal deewana hi pehchaan sakta tha.
Uss photo ko bayaa karte wakt bhale hi uske chehare par shikayat thi, par andar se uska dil joro se dhadak raha tha.
Man me soch rahi thi ki, "Haayee..Lilly....kya sahi pose di hai tune."
Kalu- Dikhaayiye....
Kalu ne mobile mang liya.
Bhabhi ne kachraate hue mobile uske hath me de diya.
Kalu bhi ab wo photo dekhne laga. Tabhi usne bhi uss photo ko thoda zoom kar liya. Idhar bhabhi ki dhadkane tej ho gayi.
Kalu ke dwara uss photo ko zoom karke dekhta huaa pakar bhabhi ko yaha ek alag hi pareshaani hone lagi thi.
Kalu- Wahhh..ye hui naa baat. Sach me Kya bawal photo hai ye? Wahhh...maja aa gaya. Aap bemisal ho. Bhabhi, batata hu, bhains ki aisi hi photo chahiye hoti hai soude me, jisme poora badan ache se dikh raha ho?
Ye sahi hai.. Mumme bhi ache se dikh rahe hai, aur gaand bhi.
Uske mooh se aisa kuch sunte hi bhabhi shock reh gayi. Apna mooh chalbichal kar lete hue boli...
Bhabhi- Ishhhhhh...chup rahiye..aap bhi naa.....kuch bhi ganda bolte ho....
Kalu- Kaa..huaa? Kaa ganda bola?
Bhabhi- Aap fir se shuru ho gaye? Hamne kitni baar kaha hai ki gande shabd ek aurat ke samne mat boliye. Ise Bum bhi toh keh sakte hai?
Kalu- Bum...aise waise kuch nahi...ab hamra naam kalu hai toh kalu hi bolenge naa log? Jaise aapka naam Lilly hai, toh hum kabhi kahe hai aapko randiya?
Bhabhi- Jee?
Bhabhi ne shock se ankhe badi kar li thi.
Kalu- Ab pair ko kabhi hath kahate ho aap? Yaa baal ko gaal? Yaa Rana ji ko kaalu? Yaa saap ko...Lun...
Bhabhi- Stop..stopp..bass kijiye...Mai samajh gayi...aur kuch naa kahe...
Bhabhi kaa jee dhadak gaya tha iss samay.
Kalu- Haa..badhiya..yahi toh kabse keh rahe the.....toh ye gaand wali photo ekdum sahi hoti hai..
Bhabhi- ufff..aap bhi naa??###&&%%@@##. Jaane de Lilly.. koi fayda nahi..tuhi ignore kar le ab.
Pareshaani ki mudra karte bhabhi ne kaha.
Bhabhi- Waise yahi kyu? Aur bhi toh bahot photo hai. Jisme meri hasi chaa gayi hai.
Kalu- Are aapki ki hasi lekar kya kare?
Bhabhi- Jee?
Kalu- Mera matlab hai bhains ki..wo bhains ki hasi ka kya? Kisiko samajh aayi hai abtak? Yahi sabse achi hai.
Bhabhi- Wo kyu bhala? Iss se ache photo kai hai, jisme uske boobs ache se dikh rahe ho. Agar baat hai bhains ki toh, Bhains ke liye toh wahi jyada important hota hai naa? Jaise ye wala samne se.
Bhabhi ne mobile me photo slide karte hue kaha.
Kalu- Nahi..nahi..yahi sabse best hai.
Are bhabhi jee, wo kaa hai ki, baaki sab uske than ko nihaarte hai, par ek asali soude wala bhains ko kharidte wakt mumme se badhkar uski gaand ko dekhta hai. Wo kaa hai ki, bhains ki gand se hi toh pata chalega ki, use kab saand ke pass le jaya gaya tha...
Bhabhi- ishhhhh...ufff.. aur fir se?...jaane do..
Kalu- Bhabhi, waise gaand se yaad aya. Bura naa maano, par aapki gaand kya mast hai.
Uske aise ekdum se tareef karne se bhabhi sharma gayi poori.
Bhabhi- shuuuu....chiii..chup rahiye...aap bade besharam aur gande ho....
Kalu- Iss photo me keh raha hu..photo me toh bahot badhiyaa lag rahi hai.. ab hakikat me toh pata nahi.
Bhabhi phat se boli.
Bhabhi - Kyu? Hakikat me achi nahi hai?
Bhabhi ne jaise uske saare gunah maaf karte hue apni gaand ki tareef mang li ho.
Kalu- Hakikat me di hi kab hai aapne?
Bhabhi- kyu? Zhoot mat boliye.... Wo jor ka phatka kisne mara tha?
Bhabhi ne chehare par uss phatake kaa dard kaste hue bola tha.
Kalu- Achaa wo mara huaa...
Bhabhi- Haa toh, gaand toh marne ke liye hi toh hoti hai naa?
Bhabhi ke mooh se ye line sunte hi kalu ke toh hosh udd gaye. Jaise thandi hawa ki ek bouchaar uske badan par rongate khadi kar gayi ho.
Wo khushi se zhoom uth khada huaa aur apne sar pe hath rakha.
Wo kya bol gayi thi iska ehsaas hote hi bhabhi ne issbaar kachaa aam nahi, balki kacha nimbu khane par jo reaction umadate hai waisa chehara bana liya.
Fir turant apni hi jeebh ko kaat lete hue khudko ek halki thappad maar li.
Usne aisi najare bacha li ki jaise laga koi dharti fat jaaye aur wo usme apana mooh chupa le.
Kalu- Wahhh..wahhhh....akhir aapke mooh me gaand aa hi gayi...
Bhabhi- chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...Shut up....aap bilkul shutup...........ye galti se nikal gaya mere mooh se.....haayeee..tu bhi naa lilly......
Tabhi kalu ko krodh se dekhte hue boli.
Bhabhi- Aap chup rahiye.. ye sab aapki wajah se huaa hai..baar baar wahi baate karte firte ho mere irdgird......chiii..Mai bhi naa...aapki sangat me.....
Kalu- Are bhabhi jii..hota hai..kabhi kabhi jubaan fisal jaati hai....aur waise bhi aapne konsa galat kaha hai?
Bhabhi- Shut up...bilkul chup..muzhe aapka gyaan nahi sunana...
Kalu- Waise aapne baat toh bilkul sahi kaha- 'gaand toh marne ke liye hi hoti hai. Ha..ha..ha..'
Bhabhi- Ufffffff....ekdum chup...shut up...
Kalu- Waise hum kaa bol rahe the, ki aaj bhi ek baar maarne dogi kya? Halka saa hi Marenge....ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Ohhhh....Shut up....chup rahiye bola naa...
Kalu hasne laga.
Ke tabhi bhahhi ne fir se uske hath se mobile chin liya aur boli.
Bhabhi- Idhar dijiye...Ye saare photos pahale delete kar deti hu. Naa rahegi baaz, naa rahegi baasuri...
Kalu abhi bhi gaand ki baat par hass raha tha. Bhabhi ke mobile chinane par usne apne hath khade kiye aur mishkil hasne laga.
Bhabhi- Ek minute. Seedha sureender? Koi 'Naa' nahi? itni asani se aap delete kaise karne de rahe ho? Muzhe kuch doubt ho raha hai. Sach bataayiye, iski koi copy toh nahi banayi rakhi naa?
Isspar kalu bhabhi kaa maja lete hue wahi challbaaz ki taraf sandeh paida karne wali smile dene laga.
Iss se toh bhabhi aur jyada dar gayi.
Bhabhi- Ufff..ohhh...batayiye naa? Aise kyu has rahe hai? Haayee..ab mai kya karu??
Wo harami kalu ne koi jawab nahi diya. Balki ulta joro se hasne laga.
Bhabhi- Hayeee..aap hass kyu rahe ho????? Ufff....bataayiye naa????##....Kasam se agar aisi koi baat hai toh mere pati tak pahunchane se pahale muzhe aakar jahar de dena....bataake rakh rahe hai...
Kalu- konsa wala.. Kal wala safed?
Bhabhi- Shut up...aapko majak suj raha hai? Yaha meri jaan mari jaa rahi hai, aur aap hai ki..I am serious.
Issbaar bhabhi itna rotalu ho gayi, ki sachmuch uski ankho se ansu ki 2 boonde tapak gayi.
Bhabhi ki ankho me ansu dekhkar kalu ne issbaar majak khatam kiya.
Kalu- 'Are majak kiya bhabhi. Aap toh sachmuch ro di. Saariii..sariii...bola toh hai?? aisi gaddari aapse kaise karenge hum? Toh aisa kuch nahi kiya hamne. Hum toh gaand ki baat ko yad kiye hase jaa rahe the. Wo kaa hai naa ki, aapke mooh me kuch baate badi achi lagati hai...'
Ab bhabhi thodi nishint ho gayi. Aur apne ansu pochne lagi.
Bhabhi- Chiiii...aap bhi naa...
Tabhi kalu fir se bola.
Kalu- Aur maan bhi lo, ki aisa kuch kiya bhi ho toh......toh....toh...Aapke pati ko thodi hi dikhaayenge? Dikhana hi ho, toh poori duniya ko dikhayenge...sabko pata chal jayega, par aapke gharwalo tak, yaa aapke pati tak ye baat kabhi nahi aayegi. Ye Mera wada raha. samjhe aap? Toh aap nishint rahiye.
Kalu hasne laga..
Bhbahi pachtaawe me fir se rotalu shakal banaate hue boli...
Bhabhi- Haayeee...dekhaa???dekhaa...Matlab pakka dusara copy banake rakhe ho aap..
Kalu- Aree..nahi..nahi... Hamne kaha naa? aisa kuch nahi kiye hai hum.
Bhabhi- Nahi..aap zhoot bol rahe hai...
Haayeeè...kar ke bhabhi fir se rone lagi.
Kalu- Areee...nahi kaha naa maine...nahi kare hai hum. Jaan par khel kar aapki izzat rakhenge. Par aisa kuch nahi karenge.
Aur hum ye nahi keh rahe hai ki hum koi sadhu sant hai. Balki hamri majboori hai ki hame wo waisa kuch karne ko ata nahi. Ab iss se neki wala jawab kaa hi de hum?
Issbaar uski baat par bhabhi ko thoda bharosa huaa.
Bhabhi- Hunnnn...
Kalu- Dekha nahi kya? Uss din ke bhi toh ache se samhalkar rakhe hai ab tak. Koi shikayat aayi kya aap tak?
Bhabhi ne shocking bhare andaaj me poocha.
Bhabhi- kiss din ke?
Kalu- Aree bhool gayi? Usi din ke....jab hamara souda poora huaa tha aur aapne apni gaand par hamara naam likhwa liya tha.
Bhabhi ye sunte hi shock me chali gayi. Wo toh bhool hi gayi thi.
Bhabhi- ishhhh..uss din ke? Ufff...mai toh bhool hi gayi thi. Kaha hai wo dikhayiye....
Kalu- Hamne koi virodh nahi darshaya, kyunki aapke marji ke khilaap hum kuch nahi karna chahate. Warna ab tak kuch naa kuch baat apake kaano tak aa hi jaati. Ye baat aap bhi janati hai. Agar thoda bhi shaq hota toh aap itna bharosa kar ke muzhe apne photo thodi deti? Mai " Taza Lilly " dairy kaa majdoor ban gaya. Aapne muzhe choona yahi mere liye badi baat hai. Ab aapko delete karna hai toh kar dijiye...
Kalu ne turant dusara folder open kar ke uss din kaa ek photo dikha diya.
Bhabhi ne wo photo dekha. Dekhte hi wo soude wale din chali gayi.
Ufff..
Haayee..
Safed chaddi me apne nange golmatol kulhe lekar bhains bankar khadi thi wo. Aur unn nange kulhe par " MAI KALU KI BHains Hu" likha huaa tha.
Aur toh aur besharmi se uss photo me muskuraate hue pose me khadi thi.
Uffff..
Kya kamaal kaa photo khinchwaya tha uss din usne?
Kamal tha.
Use dekhte hi bhabhi uss din itna hi lajjit ho gayi. Uska naam apne kulhe par dekhkar use kuch ajeeb si feeling hui. Jaise wo bass ek property hai kisi ki.
Bhabhi- Ishhh..Mai bhi naa..ek number ki pagal hi hu. Pata nahi kya kya karti rehati hu? Ishhh... Aur aapne bhi Ise kyu rakha hai abtak? Aapka ye bhangaar mobile aur usme password bhi nahi. Delete kar diya hota naa???
Kalu- " Bhabhi ek darkhwast hai....Chaahe toh kal wale photo delete karwa de...waise uske liye bhi dil par patthar hai..par aako delete karwana hai yoh karwa dijiye. Par ihhh wala chod de. Maa kasam khaakar kahate hai aapki izzat par kabhi koi anch naa aayegi. Aap chahe toh likwa lo muzhse. Par ye wali rahane do. Wo kaa hai ki, wo pal mere liye bada hi khass tha. Ek doodhwale ko uske sapno ki bhains mili thi uss din. Aur iss garib kaa naam aisi jagah par tha jise dekhkar humka duniya jitne itna anand milta hai hamesha. Toh ye mere liye bada hi nayaab hai. Ise toh poori zindagi bhar tak mere sath rakhna chahata hu...toh aapse bass darkhwasth hai meri...plizzzzzz...
Kalu ki iss request ne bhabhi ko yaha pighla diya.
Issbaar kalu kaa rotalu chehara bana huaa tha. Usko dekhkar bhabhi boli....
Bhabhi- Thik hai rakhiye....
Ye sunte hi uske chhare par khushi ki lahar doud gayi.
Wo uchalte hue bola.
Kalu- Kaa bat hai aapki...thankuuu..tankuuu..tankuuu..jeee...
Bhabhi- Par yaad rahe, ye bahot risky hai. Aapke mobile me password bhi nahi hai. Toh Rakhe, yaa delete kare, ye jimmedari mai aap par chod rahi hu. Baki mai kuch nahi janati.
Kalu- Aap chinta naa karo. wo mai dekh Lunga.
Kalu itna khushi huaa tha ki usne fir se ek flying kiss de dali.
Bhabhi ne turant idhar udhar dekhte hue usko chup karaya..
Bhabhi- Shuuu....aap Sach me pagal ho.
Usko hamesha ke liye apni ek photo bahaal kar ke ab bhabhi fir se kal wale photos dekhne lagi. Kuch 25 30 photos nikalwaye the unhone kal kuch 10 15 min me. Har photo ko bhabhi ache se zhoom karke dekh rahi thi, jaise kisi chiz ki talash ho.
Bhabhi- Haa...ufff..Acha huaa ki inme se kisi photo me kuch dikh nahi raha.
Kalu- kya? Kya nahi dikh raha?
Bhabhi- kuch nahi..
Bhabhi ne hadbadaate hue apna prashn wapas liya.
Kalu- Achhaa.. zhadiyon me chupa bil?.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ko shock laga.
"Ufff..harami ko pahale hi pata hai? " bhabhi ke man me yahi baat nikali.
Wo turant sharma gayi aur pakade jaane ki mudra me hadbadaate hue boli..
Bhabhi- Naa...n..n...Nahi..aisa kuch nahi.
Kalu- Are hame pata hai...ha..ha..ha..
Aisa bolkar Kalu ne hath aage kar ke mobile screen par slide karte ek photo doondkar dikha di. Aur ungali rakh ke dikhaane laga.
Ye dekhte hi bhabhi sunn reh gayi. Ghabrahat se wo uss photo me idhar uhar dekhne lagi.
Bhabhi- Kya? Kaha?
Kalu- Haa... ye dekhiye..yaha hai bill.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi uss photo me ghuss gayi aur khudki gand ko zhoom karke dekhne lagi.
Kalu ye dekh haste hue bola.
Kalu- Are bhabhi, yaha nahi... yaha dekhiye..
Aisa karke usne photo ki zoom kum kar di. Iss wajah se poora photo dikha. Fir uss photo ke kone me ek pipe ke sirhaane par ek zhaadu rakha huaa tha. Uss pipe kaa hole bade ache se kaid huaa tha.
Kalu- Ye dekhie...ye zhadu aur ske piche ye bil. Toh ho gaya naa zhadiyon wala bil....
Bhabhi- Achaa yee..ufff...aap bhi naa..
Bhabhi nishint ho gayi.
Kalu- Haa..toh aapko konsi zhadiya lagi?
Bhabhi- Kuch nahi...
Kalu bhabhi ke kaan ke pass aakar dheemi awaj me bola.
Kalu- Humko pata hai. Aapki zhadiya humko pata hai. Lagata hai aap bhool gayi ho ki wo saap uss zhadiyo me touch karke aya tha.
Ye sunte hi wo manjar bhabhi ke ankhon ke samne fir se jinda ho gaya. Yaad aya ki kal uska lund uski zaat ke jungle me utar gaya tha.
Ye yaad aate hi bhabhi ne kaske ankhe band kar li. Uss chehare par ek ajeeb ehsas tha.
Kalu- Waise bhabhi ek baat bataau?
Bhabhi- Haa boliye...
Kalu- Aapke bil ki wo badhi huii zhadiya hame badi pasand aayi. Aapki khubsoorati badha deti hai.
Bhabhi- Jee?
Bhabhi ekdum se teekha najar banaate hue boli.
Kalu- Mai... Mera matlab hai ye bahar aapke angan ki ye zhadiya. Aate wakat Ye zhadiya humko bada acha lagati hai....balki kuch jyada hi pasand aayi hai..
Bhabhi- Achha yeeeee..mere sasural ki......par mere pati ko toh pasand nahi hai naa...
Ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi hasne lagi.
Kalu- Hattt burbakk...langoor kya jaane adrak ka swad. Zhadiya nahi toh langoor chupega kaha?
Bhabhi- Kya kaha? Jara jubaan samhalke.. Wo mere pati hai. Choot de di toh kuch bhi bologe? Aur akhir ye unka ghar hai. Unhe jaisa pasand wo waise sajaaye..unki marji..aap kon hote ho unhe bataane wale?
Kalu- Haa.haa.. Wo toh dikh hi raha hai..property par naam latak hi raha hai..kuch log bade naseebwale hote hai.
Kalu bhabhi ke gale ka mangalsutr dekhte hue bola..
Bhabhi iss baar bas hasne lagi.
Kalu- Waise bhabhi jee. Ek puchane ke liye utavla hue jaa raha hu...ghussa toh nahi honge?
Bhabhi- Agar bakwas naa hui toh....
Kalu bolna ruk gaya.
Bhabhi- Aree..kya huaa? Chup kyu hue? Matlab bakwas baat thi naa?
Kalu- Hum ye soch rahe the...waise ab khatra toh tal gaya hai. Par agar dekha jaaye toh wo saap aapke bil me lagbagh ghuss hi chuka tha. Toh mai ye janana chahata tha ki, Agar wo saap aapke bil me ghuss jata. Toh aapaka reaction kya hota?
Bhabhi- Jee?
Kalu - Mera matlab hai ki, Toh aap kaise bachte?
Bhabhi- Dekha? Muzhe pata tha ki jaroor koi bakwas hogi...
Kalu- Aur muzhe bhi pata tha iska jawab aap nahi de paogi.
Bhabhi iska jawab dene se pahale lamba sans li.
Bhabhi- Hello excuse me??? Bilkul nahi dungi aisi bakwas kaa.. waise yahi sawal aap wo aapki American auraton se kyu nahi puchte? Wo de dengi jawab.
Kalu bhabhi ka ye point sunkar hass pada.
Kalu- Ahhhaa...wahhh.re wahh..aap bhi kamal ho.. wo chutkula abhi tak aapko hasa raha hai naa...." kaha hai meri saree? Kaha hai meri chaddi" Ha.. ha..ha...
Bhabhi ki chal khudpar palat gayi.
Bhabhi- Ufff...aap bhi naa...aisa kuch nahi...
Kalu- Khair, unka jawab pata hai kaa hota?
Bhabhi- Kya?
Kalu- Blakkkkk..blakkkk..blawww..uwakkk..uwakkkk....blawwww...khwakkkk.....khwakkkk...khuhuu..
Kalu mooh se aisi awaje nikalkar jor se hasne laga.
Bhabhi- What? Ye kya hai? Kuch samjhme nahi aya.
Kalu- Bilkul sahi kaha..kaise samjhega? Unka style alag hota hai. Wo bil tak baat jaane se pahale hi mooh me lekar chaba dalti usko. Bilkul aisi hi awaj aati...hamne video me dekha hai.
Bhabhi bilkul samajh gayi thi.
Uska ye jawab humor bhara bhi tha, aur akal bhara bhi.
Uske iss jawab ke samne bhabhi kaa koi answer nahi tha..
Bhabhi- Chiiiii....aap bhi naa....bahot hi gande ho...
Iss reply ke bina bhabhi ke pass koi shabd nahi the.
Kalu bhabhi ki halat dekh joro se hasne laga.
Fir aage bola.
Kalu- Ab aapki baari...bataayiye aap kaise bachti?
Bhabhi- Muzhe koi jawab nahi dena...chaliye..hatiye...Mai pahale ye baaki ke photos delete Kar deti hu..
Aisa bolkar bhabhi fir se mobile me dekhne lagi.
Kalu- Hunnn..pata tha..sasura firangi auraton ki baat hi kuch alag hoti hai.. seedha hamla..unse toh aur maja ata hoga n..akhari chor takk....!!##
Bhabhi iska answer dena nahi chahati thi. Par ek aurat ke samne dusari aurat ki tareef? Tab toh usko akhaade me utarna hi tha.
Bhabhi ne ek lambi sans bhar li. Aur boli.
Bhabhi- " Achaa jee...aapne thik kaha. Unki baat hi kuch alag hoti hai. Wo toh kachha chaba jaati. Par hum thahare desi bhabhiya. Hamari kya hi pahunch? Unke takkar me hum kaha tik paati? Hum toh praan chod dete itna bada saap dekhkar....Ufff..Aap bachne ki baat kar rahe hai...Kya hi bachati? Hame sikhaya gaya hai ki kuch ladhaai ladhi nahi jaati. Balki bass zhelni padati hai. Ab aisa naag ho toh..... Haayeee dayyaa......Tab toh mai mar hi jaati...wo jungali saap toh mere bill ko faad hi deta. ...haayeee....."
Ufff...
Bhabhi ne ekdum se mahol badal dala tha.
Kuch aisi randipana wali addaye dikhaate hue bhabhi ne atmsamarpan ki baat ki thi ki kalu ke dhaage khul gaye.
Kalu ko bhabhi ki ye baat itni achi lagi ki uske pant me uske lund ne fun faila di wo bil fadne ke liye.
Bhabhi ka ye andaaj dekhkar kaalu ne dil pe hath rakhkar ek haayee ki mudra banayi chehare par.
Kalu- Wahhh..kaa baat kahi hai...Haa...wo toh hai..wo sasura aapka bil jaroor faad deta...ha..ha..ha...fir kya karti ?
Bhabhi- Fir??? Haayee...Ab mai kya karti? Yaha se jo bhi karta wo hi karta. Ab aisa bill mill jaaye, toh wo toh ghusta hi chala jata n. Akhari chor tak.....!!##"
Issbaar toh Pet me koi dard umad aaye, thik waisa mooh banakar Kalu ne hunkar lagayi..
Kalu- Haayee....kaa baat kar di bhabhi jee...pura nasha...pura mahol bana diya..Haa, wo toh pakka poora andar tak ghus jata...Fir kaise bachati?
Bhabhi- Haa naa..Ab mai khudse toh bach nahi paati. Ummid hai aap bachaane aate..
Kalu- Hum?
Bhabhi- Haa..jab wo andar ghusta chala jaaye, toh aap use pakadkar fir se bahar khich lijiye. Wo andar jaayegaa, aap bahar khinch lena.
Ufff...
Andar...###...Bahar...
Andar ...### Bahar....
Ufff...
Haayeee...lagata hai wo bhi bada jiddi hai. Itni jaldi haar nahi manta. Poore josh se andar ghusta. Par aap bhi thakiye gaa nahi.. pori takad se bahar khinchna..ye andar - bahar toh mai kitna bhi seh lungi.... par chaahe kuch bhi ho jaaye, kalu jee....par usko andar jahar ugalne nahi dena. Warna mai toh kahi ki naa reh jaaungi..mar hi jaungi.
Kalu- AHHHHHHaaaaaa...Wahhh.... Kya ghapaaghapp hoga naa?
Bhabhi- Ishhhhh. Par haa naa kalu jee.
Kalu- Par bhabhi, Ye aap dono ki ladhaai. Itna andar-bahar kar ke meri thakan ho jayegi. Isme aapki madad kar ke muzhe kya milega?
Bhabhi- Aree.. Mai aapko fir doodh pillaungi. Instant takad. Mere pass toh puri dairy hai.
Kalu- Wahhh.. tab toh sahi hai.. itni mehanat karke...
Bhabhi- Haa..toh...aapko kya laga? Mai aise hi jaane dungi aapko? Mai wade ki pakki hu. Inam toh milna hi chahiye naa. Itani mehanat kaa?
Kalu- Par bhabhi, samajho mai waha doodh pine me busy ho gaya, aur ye mouka dekh agar wo piche ke bil me ghuss gaya...toh? Suna hai pass me hi dusara ek bil bhi hai aapka?
Bhabhj- Ufff..haayee..wo jalim....ufff..par ab ghuss hi gaya hai toh, Mera ye doodh pikar jaldi takad paao, aur waha bhi meri turant madad karo.
Kalu- Andar - bahar...Andar - Bahar...
Bhabhi- Haa..andar- bahar, andar- bahar....
Bhabhi itna kehkar hasne lagi.
Kalu- Par, bhabhi yaha usko rokne ki kya jaroorat? Suna hai piche ka jahar poore sharir bhar nahi failta. Kum se kum jaan jaane ka toh khatra nahi hai. Toh zahar dalne do usko.
Bhabhi- Aap baat ko samjhe nahi. Muzhe waha jahar ki padi nahi hai. Balki yaha andar bahar karne se meri dikkat hai. Wo kaa hai ki, piche wala darwaja bada tang hai. Uske aane jaane se dikkat hai.
Kalu bhabhi ka ye jawab sunkar unmaad se fool gaya. Man me uske bass ek hi khayaal aya ki kab wo bhabhi ki gaand marega....
Kalu- Haaayeeee...kitna tang hai? Aur kaahe tang hai? Aapke pati piche kabhi jaate nahi kaa?
Kalu laar tapkaate puchne laga.
Unki ye double meaning wli baate ab single meaning wali lagane lagi thi.
Bhabhi- Mere pati kaha kaha jaate hai, ye mai batana jaroori nahi samazhati. Bass aap itna jaan lo, ki tang hai matlab tang hai.
Bhabhi ne fir se apne nakhare dikhaate hue bhaav khaya.
Kalu- Tab toh aur maja aayega.
Bhabhi- Kya? Kya kaha?
Kalu- kuch..nahi..kuch nahi..hum keh rahe the, ki tab toh badi pareshani hai. Ek toh ye itna bada kala naag...
Bhabhi- Pareshaani?
Itna bolkar bhabhi uske kaan ke pass jakar ekdum nashili awaj me hapne lagi.
Bhabhi- "Ahhhhhh...ufffgfff..oyeeeee..ummmhhh..ha..ha..ha..huiihuoohuiiii....oyeeeemaaaa..aunch..kalu jee...bachaayee...ufff...mat..rukiye...plizzxxx...ohhhh...haayee mai toh mar gayi...ufff...gayi..ufffmeri toh fat gayi..ahhhh"
Kalu ye sunkar bass behosh hona baaki tha.
Kalu ko toh bilkul fill huaa ki saap bhabhi ke bill me ghuss gaya hai..
Bhabhi- Kalu jee..sunaa? Kuch aisi tadap bhari awaj niklti mere uss bill se. Meri toh jaan nikal jaati, aur aap pareshani ki kya le baithe ho? samjhe? Aapko nhi pata kitna dard hota? Kyunki aapki wo firangi toh.....
Ufff...
Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne apne jajbaat thode kaabu kar liye.
Pet me pahale se bhi jyada dard badhane ka mukhavta karte kaalu bola...
Kalu- Areee chodo unn firangiyon ko...maan gaya jiii...jo desi khaane me maja hai wo firangi khaane me kaha? Haayee.. bhabhi? Ye kya kar diya aapne. Aapne ye awaj nikalkar lagta hai uss saap ko fir se jaga liya.. ab bhugato.
Bhabhi- Haayeee...Mai toh mar gayi...
Shayad ise hi kahate hai " saap ko doodh pilana".
tab toh yaha se bhaag jana hi thik hai.
Kalu- Nahi nahi.. Mai bich me hu naa..aapki poori madat karke bachaaunga.
Bhabhi- Pakka naa? Wo andar bahar kaa yaad hai naa?
Kalu- Haa..haa..yaad hai
Haste hue kalu ne jawab diya.
Ab itna double meaning baate ho hi chuki thi. Issbaar kalu ne baato ki aad me seedha seedha hi pooch liya.
Kalu- Par bhabhi mai kya bol raha tha.. Agar piche nahi le sakti toh aage ek dafa le hi lo naa.. dekho kitna dar dar bhatak raha hai bina bil ke? Ek saap ko bill ke bina bahot kathinaai zhelni padati hai. Jaise aapke pass rahane ke liye ghar hi nahi ho. Ek dafa man ka badhappan dikhaate hue use ghar me ghusne do naa? Kabse bichara tadap raha hai.
Bhabhi- Nahi nahi kalu jee. Aapka mashwara aapke pass rakhe. Mai itni bhi achi nahi hu. So Man ke badhappan ki baat naa kare... No.
Kalu- Are bhahhi jee..dekhe toh kaisan bina ghar tadap raha hai? Duaa milegi. Aur ek hi baar toh paani peelana hai?
Bhahhi- Jee...nahi...dhanywad.
Kalu- Are aisa kaa karat hai? Humka pata hai ye aap kar sakti hai. Aap utni achi hai. Ek dafa dariyadili dikhaaye toh?
Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..Maine No kaha hai naa?
Kalu- Aree par kaahe?
Bhabhi- Kaahe matlab? Meri marji...
Aur aapko itna hi fikar ho raha hai uski toh aap hi le lijiye naa. Suna hai aapke pass bhi ek bill hai.
"Jiska saap, uska bill"
Itna kehkar bhabhi joro se hasne lagi.
Kalu- Areee nahi...rahane dijiye..bhabhi jee sasura kaa baat kar daali? Lene ke dene pad jayenge sasura? Sala kudarat kaa niyam hi badal dala aapne. Aapki ye baat ne muzhe bhi saap se dar lagane laga hai..
Ye sunkar bhabhi toh khilkhilaakar hasne lagi.
Ab uske sath sath Kalu bhi hasne laga.
Bhabhi- Chaliye bahot baate ho gayi. Ab bilkul chup.
Kalu- Par...
Bhabhi- Bilkul chup means bilkul chup. Mai ab iss topic pe koi baat nahi karna chahati. Times up. Wakt khatam huaa Kalu jee..
Aisa bolkar bhabhi doodh ka katora andar le gayi aur apna doodh bahar le aayi.
Kalu- "Lilly ka Taza"..ki Jay ho...
Bhabhi- Shuuu...maar khaoge...Jara dheeme...koi sun le toh?
Kalu- Ahhhaa...hamar amrut...iski kaa baat hai? Iski toh alag demand hai market me. Bhabhi wo masterji toh pagal ho gaye hai ise chakh ke.
Bhabhi- Are haa..kaise hai wo? Mera matlab dairy ke 1st customer happy toh hai naa?
Kalu- Happi???? Kaha naa pagal ho gaye hai. Keh rahe the jawan ho rahe hai aapka doodh pikar....
Sasura subah subah hamra hi itnzaar karte baithate hai. Bolte hai 2 baar lekar aao..subah- Shyam ko.
Bhabhi hasne lagi.
Bhabhi- Toh unko yaad dilaaye, ki mai ek aurat hu. Bhains nahi.
Kalu- Nahi, nahi..Maine bola, 'use uske ghaewalon ka bhi pet bharna hota hai..uska pati, uska sasur, uska devar..ek aap hi nahi. Bichaari kiss kiss ka pet bharegi?
" Ek anaar, 100 bimaar" yaha. Aur itna kar ke bhi uska majdoor toh bhooka hi reh jata hai.
Uska ye jawab sunkar bhabhi hasne lagi.
Bhabhi- hunnn..aap bhi naa.. Rahi baat majdoor ko to usko uska mehentana milta hai...aur rahi baat Malik ki toh, Daru ka thekedaar daaru bechata hai, peeta nahi. Ye dhande kaa rule hai..hamesha yaad rakhna...
Waise unko apani dairy kaa naam pasand aya ki nahi?
Kalu- Pasand? Wo toh bhouchakka reh gaya hai.
Hamse kahat hai- "Kalu, yakin hi nahi ho raha ki kisi aurat ka doodh hamare mohalle me bik raha hai. Aur uska laabh uthane wala hum nassebwan hai. Achaa huaa tu mere pass lekar aya. Aur doodh toh doodh hai. Kya swadisht aur kya sehatmand. ye doodh kuch bhaari bha raha hai mere sharir ko. Kuch aisa hi dhoond raha tha mai. Dekh, thoda tandroost dikh raha hu naa?"
Mai bhi Haa me Haa milakar aya unko.
Bhabhi apne doodh ki tareef sunkar khudpar naaz karte hue muskura gayi.
Bhabhi- Chale, ab nikle...muzhe bahot kaam pade hai.
Kalu fir doodh lekar uth gaya.
Kalu- Chale, khyal rakhiye aapaka. Koi saap aaye toh bula lena madad ke liye.
Ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- maarrr khaoge....
Dono hasne lage.
Kalu nikla.
Kalu- Aur ummid hai wo aapki nanad naa mile raste par...warna samjhiye mere hatho murder hi ho gaya....
Dono fir se hasne lage...
Bhabhi uski baat par haste hue anhe bharte andar chali jaa rahi thi...
Yaha kalu bhi ab nikalne ki tayaari karne laga.
Tabhi...
Tabhi....
Bhabhi- Jara sune? Idhar aayiye.
Usne poori satarkta se idhar udhar ghar me chaan mara tha, aur fir jaake kalu ko awaj lagaayi thi.
Idhar sunte hi Kalu ke kaan khade ho gaye. Jaise uske kaan kuch yahi sunane ko taras rahe the. Usne apna saman turant wapas rakha aur mood gaya.
Kalu- Jee, kahiye..koi saap dekh liya kya?
Bhabhi- Stop it.. majak bahot huaa.
Wo darsal ek madad chahiye thi...
Kalu- Are sasura, hajeer hai...goni uthani? Lakadiya nikalni? Ki nal durust karna? Kuch bhi ho, kaisa bhi ho. Hum hajeer hai jee.
Kalu ne ye jimmedari kuch iss kadar le daali, ki ab mana karne par bhi wo jaise bhabhi ki madad kar ke hi manega.
To be continued...
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