08-04-2026, 02:02 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-04-2026, 02:29 PM by Voltz. Edited 2 times in total. Edited 2 times in total.)
Part 2
Unka ye majakiya sambhashan kuch aur hi mod le gaya tha.
Kalu- Dekha bhabhi jee?...aise kaale naag se bachaya hai aapko.
Bhabhi- Bachaaya bol rahe hai?
Fir bhabhi ne piche, idhar udhar zhank liya.
Waha asspass koi nahi hai iska pushtikaran karne ke baad boli.
Bhabhi- "Aap toh apni alag khichdi paka rahe the kalu jee. Haayee....aapne toh ulta muzhe bilkul uske samne litaya tha. Uff...Ise bachana kahate hai? Bacha rahe the ki, marwana cahahte the? ye toh aap hi jaane?"
Bhabhi ne ek randipana wali ada dikhaayi aur naak marod li.
Fir aage boli.
Bhabhi- Wo toh meri nanad ne sahi time pe bacha liya muzhko, warna wo Naag toh??? Ufff...Haayee...
Kalu- kab ka bil me ghuss jata...
Kalu phataak se bol pada.
Bhabhi- Uiiiiiiiiii........Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...chup rahe.. Ek number ke battmiz ho aap....mere kahane kaa matlab tha ki wo naag toh kaat leta muzhe..aap bhi naa....
Kalu bass hasne laga.
Kalu- Haa..ha..ha..ha..
Jab time aur aisa mahol bhabhi ke hisaab ka hota hai, toh bhahi bahot hi mood me aa jaati thi.
Bhabhi- "Haayee....Fir pata nahi kaha kaha dunk marta? Mai toh mar hi jaati. Ufff....Wo toh sahi wakt pe Divya aayi.. warna...Kal toh mai loot hi chuki thi. Baal baal bachi hu. Ufff..."
Ek toh bhabhi aise andaaz me aur dhimi kamsin awaj me batiyaa rahi thi, aur duja ki aisi double meaning wali baate. Usme ab Saap ke aise bedhadak jikar se kalu ka kala naag toh phir se jaagne laga. Jaagne laga kya jaag hi gaya. Wo jaagkar phat se khada ho gaya.
Kalu turant kamar se bend hokar tilmila saa hokar bola
Kalu- Haa. Aap toh bach gayi. Par aapke jaane ke baad uss kaale naag ne apna poora ghussa mujhpar utaar diya. Kaa bataaye bhabhi, kitna tadpaya? Kitna rulaya? Ye toh hum hi janat hai. Din bhar pakadkar baithe the bass. Kaha, kaha aur kis, kis par jahar ugalta raha, ye toh hum hi ko pata hai.
Kalu ki iss baat ne bhabhi ko hasa hi diya.
Bhabhi- Ufff..aap bhi naa...ha..ha..ha..
Fir tabhi apne naughty andaaz me haste hue boli..
Bhabhi- Haa.. Ab saap ki jaat hi waisi hoti hai. Ab jahar ugal diya hai toh, ab thoda shant hoga. Aap tension naa le.
Aisa bolkar bhabhi fir wahi andaaj me has padi.
Bhabhi- Ha..ha..hamm...
Kalu- Haa..par ab dekhte hai kitni der tak khamosh rahta hai? Par bhabhi, aap jara bachake rahana. Wo saap ne jahar toh ugal diya hai..par wo abhi bhi dar-badar bhatak raha hai. Use kisi bil ki talash hai.....
Bill sunte hi bhabhi chounk gayi.
Haa....
pyaari samajh gayi thi.
Ek alag tarah se sharminda hokar bhabhi ne kahi aur apani najare ghuma li. Fir dusari taraf waise hi dekhte boli.
Bhabhi- Acha?
Kalu- Ha..toh kaa majak kahat hai? Khass kar ke aap jara samhal kar rahe....
Wo kaa hai ki, use jara ek khaas mulayam, garm aur bahut hi gahare bill ki talash hai.
Ye sunkar toh bhabhi ko aisa laga jaise kisine use nanga kar diya ho.
Wo hayya se kalu se najare chupaate waise hi khadi rahi thi, ke tabhi kalu bola
Kalu - " Aur bhabhiyonki ki ye khasiyat toh aap khud ne hi bataayi thi muzhe. Aapne hi kaha tha, ki unki gehraaiyon ka koi mukabla nahi.
Aur aapko bataaye toh Maine bilkul aisa hi ek bil yaha kal dekha hai. Toh aap khass karke jara bachke rahiye."
Bhabhi ne chedi baat ko kalu aur geharai me le gaya.
Bil kaa jikar sunte hi bhabhi ekdum hadbadaa gayi. Use badi asahaj laaj lag gayi.
Bhabhi- " Haayee....Tab toh lagta hai kisi safere ko bulana padega ab. Koi mantr- tantr foonk de?"
Bhabhi ne apni laaj ko samhalte hue badi chalakhi se baat ghumaayi thi.
Kalu- Bhabhi ye mantr-tantr se bhaagne wala Saap nahi hai. Asali 10 numbari kaliya Naag hai. Kahe toh kaliya kaa hi Naag keh lo.
Ab pata nahi aapne kal dekha ki nahi? Par suchit kar rahe hai, aage kisi bhi pal dikh sakta hai.
Uske iss shabd se bhabhi ke ankho ke samne ekdum se kal kaa najara khada ho gaya. Uska wo ghinona laar tapkata motha kala lund fir se bhabhi ko yaad aya. Use yaad kar ke uska toh ekdum se dil dhadak gaya. Uske chehare par ghin glbhar gayi. Sach me wo 10numbari kaliya Naag hi tha.
Uske lund ko sochkar bhabhi ghin toh khaa chuki thi, par pata nahi anjaane me ek baar hass kyu padi? Par jald hi apni hasi ko chupaa lete hue usne kalu se bhi najare chupa li.
Bhabhi sharm se chur chur thi, par apani baat ko jari rakhate hue boli
Bhabhi- Haayee..ab mai kya karu?
Mathe par hath rakh kar banawati pareshaani dikhaate hue boli gayi iss baat ne kalu ke liye naye dwar aur awasar khol diye the.
Kalu- Aur ek baat pata hai?
Bhabhi- kya?
Kalu- Wo saap thoda dara huaa hai.. toh wo aise bil ki talash me hai, specially jaha jyada zhadiya hai.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne aisa reaction diya tha, jaise usne kisi kacche aam ka bite le liya tha.
Issbar bhabhi asali lajjit hui. Issbaar toh seedha uspar personal attack huaa tha. Wo chounk kar mooh chupaa baithi. Bhabhi ke chehar par Shock, Lajja aur Romanch teeno milkar eksath aaye the.
Wo uske expressions hi bata gaye ki zhadiyonka matlab kya hai?
Itna sharma gayi ki thodi der kuch bol hi nahi paayi.
Kalu uski halat ke maje lete hue thik bhabhi ke chut ke upar ankhe gada kar dekhne laga.
Iss se toh bhabhi aur bhi sharminda ho gayi.
Bhabhi man hi man sochne lagi- Haayeee? Isne Kab dekh liya? Shayad photo nikalte wakt poori nangi ho gayi thi tab?..ufff..??? Par maine toh poori tarah se chupa liya tha? Fir? Hayee..tu bhi naa lilly...uske samne tu poori nangi gui thi..ab kya hi bachaati???
Par kalu ne toh pahale hi, matlab doodh nikalte samay hi dekh liya the uski zaate. Petticoat ki uss hole se.
Bhabhi- Are photo se yaad aya..Kal ke photo?
Bhabhi ne baat ko ghumane ki koshish ki.
Kalu- Photo? Yaha photo ki kisne baat ki hai? Mai toh zhadiyon ki baat kar raha hu.
Bhabhi- "Chup rahiye.... muzhe photo ki yaad aa gayi. Haayeee..mai bhi naa pagal hi hu! Bina soche samjhe kuch bhi kar baithati hu, aur aise khudko kasaai ke khunthe par band leti hu. Ufff..haayee lilly , tu bhi naa....Ab bhugato!"
Fir apne par hi ghussa jatate hue bhahhi aage boli.
Bhabhi- "Haayee.... Kitne saare nikaale hai? Aur..aur...aur.. safe rakhe hai naa aapne?
Bhabhi ne dar ke maare poocha...
Ispar Kalu kisi chaalbaaz ki tarah rahasymay hasne laga. Uski iss hasi se toh bhabhi aur bhi dar gayi.
Bhabhi- Dekhiye..Ankh band kar ke bharosa ki hu aap par. Ek suhagan apne sasural walon ki soche bina apni poori izzat aapke hath me de baithi hai. Ummid hai koi galat fayda naa uthaya jaaye.
Bhabhi ne bebasi aur pareshaani ka bhaav laate hue apni baat rakh di.
Bhabhi kaa rotalu chehara dekhkar ab kalu bola.
Kalu- Are bhabhi jee. Ye kya bol rahe ho? Gaddari? Aur wo bhi aapse? Aur agar aisan hi koi baat hai, toh bhi hum aisa karenge bhi kayeko? Akkal ka paidal hu, par Akkal ka mara nahi. Jaan de denge, par aapse gaddari nahi karenge. Mere pass poori tarah surakshit hai aapka dharovar.
Bhabhi- Ufff....ohhhhh......Haa. ummid toh yahi hai.
Ek lambi saany dete bhabhi ne bhi uspar bharosa jataya.
Kalu- par niji istmaal toh kar sakte hai naa?
Shatir kalu ne chalakhi dikhaate hue haskar poocha.
Bhabhi sharma gayi...
Bhabhi- Ufff..aap bhi naa..maar khaoge...
Kalu- Are bhahhi jee.. iske liye toh maar hi maar khayenge. Ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Uffff...aap bhi naa...Bade badmash ho. Chup rahe ab. Mai yaha photos ko lekar pareshaan hui jaa rahi hu, aur inka yaha??..###%%###...
Kalu- Are sharma kaahe rahe hai, batayiye...
Bhabhi- Ishhh...sharma kaha rahi hu? Ulta ghussa hu....Aur ufff...kya bataaye?
Kalu- Yahi jo poocha hai. Niji istmal kar sakat hai ki naahi?
Bhabhi todi der koi jawab de naa payi. Fir kuch sochkar wahi shararat dikhaate hue boli.
Bhahhi- Uff.. aur agar karte bhi honge toh muzhe kaise pata chalnewala hai? Ab private me aap apne mobile ke sath kya kya karte hai ye hum kaise jaane? Toh ab mere NAA aur HAA se kya hai? Aap thodi ruknewale hai? Ab mai toh maan ke chali hu ki, jabtak muzhe pata nahi hai mere liye toh wahi baat hai, ki "Andekha chor Raja barabar." Aapki marji..."Anjaan kaa kya apraadh maane ab?"
Kalu- Haa..bilkul sahi kaha aapne. Yahi toh hum chahat hai. Anjaane ka apraadh ab kya kare? Aur Chale pata bhi chala toh bhi kya hai? Akhir bhains toh meri hi hai. Toh malik soche yaa dekhe. Hai naa?
Kalu daring karte hue iss baat ko deep le jaane ki koshish kar raha tha.
Bhabhi ne iss baat kaa koi jawab nahi diya.
Kalu- Boliye naa?
Bhabhi- Kya bolu?
Kalu- Jo pooche hai. Warna photos kaa sochna padega kuch. Ha.ha..ha..
Kalu ne majak karte hue bola.
Bhabhi- What??? Maar khaoge...
Kalu- Aree..nahi nahi....aap befikar rahe. Aapke photo surakshit hai..
Bass aap bataaye...
Bhabhi- Aji kya?
Kalu- Yahi ki, fark nahi padana chahiye naa?
Bhabhi- Ufff..aap bhi naa..
Kalu- Bataaye....
Bhabhi- Ufff..aap bhi naa..baat ko pakadkar baith jaate ho....
Kalu- Ho. Bhains ki lath pakdkar baithna padata hai, tabhi doodh milta hai...ha..ha..ha...ab bataaye...
Akhir pareshaan hote hue bhahi bol padi.
Bhabhi- Aap maanoge nahi naa? Aur kya puch rahe hai? Souda toh aap hi ne kiya hai naa? Toh fir se kya puch rahe hai? Ab isme bataane wali baat hi kya reh gayi hai?
Bhabhi ka ye jawab sunkar kalu khush ho gaya.
Kalu- Ahhhaa.... Ab ise kahate hai asali jawab. Ise kahate hai asali baat...wahhhh...kya baat kahi hai.....hamara souda...bilkul sahi...aap toh kabki meri bhains ban chuki ho. Hamne toh aapko kharid rakha hai sasura. Poore 1500 diye hai..
1500 sunkar bhabhi ne naak chadhakar hunn bhar li.
Bhabhi- Hunn..
Bhabhi ke chehre ki ye ada dekhkar Kalu ne toh ek flying kiss hi de dala.
Uska chumma dekh bhabhi chounk gayi.
Usne turant idhar udhar, aage piche sab jagah dekha.
Fir tevari chadhate hue hath dikhakar boli
Bhabhi- Shuuu.what the fuck??? Kya kar rahe ho?...Shut up...maar khaoge...
Par harami kalu ne aur ek flying kiss barsa di.
Kalu ne pahale hi aaju baaju dekh liya tha. Waha koi nahi tha.
Bhabhi- Shuuu...ye kya kar rahe hai? Koi dekh liya toh? Just shut up..
Kalu- Haa..toh dekhne do. Hum apni bhains ko pyaar nahi kar sakte kya?
Aisa bolte wakt uss harami kalu ne jeb se apna mobile nikal liya. Fir usko kholkar photos gallery me gaya. Aur bhabhi ki ek photo open kar li. Fir mobile ulta pakadte hue bhabhi ki wo nangi photo hath upar kar ke dikhaane laga.
Uske mobile ko dekhte hi bhabhi jabardast dar gayi. Wo dekhte hi niche dab gayi. Aur fir se yaha waha dekhne lagi ki koi hai toh nahi naa???
Bhabhi- Ufff..what the fuck...
Turant appatti jattate hue bhabhi ne wo mobile chin lene ki koshish ki.
Par shatir kalu ne wo mobile bacha liya.
Fir uske baad apna wo mobile usne apne shairt ke andar daalte hue chaati se pakad liya aur uss photo ko apni chaati se ragadne laga.
Kalu- Aisan niji istmaal ki toh permisan mil chuki hai humka. Ha..ha..ha..
Uski ye harkat dekhkar bhabhi ne ghussa jatate hue " Maar khaoge" bolte hue usko mobile chupaane ki bolne lagi.
Fir bhi wo harami kalu maje le raha tha.
Bhabhi- Ufff...bahot huaa aapka. Dheel de di toh ghar hi khaa jaaoge mera? Ungali de di toh hath hi pakade hai. Bass huaa..koi niji istmaal nahi, kuch nahi.. Aap turant mere photos delete kare.. bahot huaa aapka.
Issbaar kalu ne mobile bahar nikal liya aur jeb me rakhte hue bola.
Kalu- Are..majak kar raha tha. Aur aap itna kaahe dar rahi hai? Koi nahi hai yaha.
Bhabhi- Wo kuch nahi. Aapki harkate toh badhati hi jaa rahi hai. Ye sasural ghar hai mera. Wakt bataake nahi aata. Kitni baar kaha hai ki thoda savdhaani aur tameej se raho? Khass kar ke jab ghar me log ho. Par aap hai ki...
Kalu- Are aap fikar naa kariye. Hum bhi kabse najare gadaaye rakhe hai. Aise hi thodi kud padenge?
Bhabhi- Wo kuch nahi. Muzhe ye bada risky lag raha hai. Aap turant mere photos delete karwa dijiye. Koi niji istmaal nahi, koi bahari istmaal nahi. Bass delete krwa do.
Kalu- Are..mere pass surakshit hai. Aap tension naa le. Aisa kuch nahi hoga.
Bhabhi- Kaha naa delete karwa dijiye..
Kalu- Are bhabhi ...Bass niji istmaal ke liye nahi hai ye photo saare. Kaam ke liye hai.
Bhabhi- Kaam? Kaisa kaam??
Kalu- Areee..aap dar gayi....Aisa waisa kaam nahi, aap tension naa le. Wo doodhwale ke dhande ke kaam ke liye hai. Matlab hamri dairy ke kaam ke liye hai.
Bhabhi- What?
Kalu- Bhabhi, bhains ki photo aur kisi kaam ke liye istmaal ki jaati hai.
Bhabhi- kiss liye?
Kalu- Bhains ke soude ke liye..
Bhabhi- Souda? Aur konsa souda?
Kalu- "Are..Agar fir se usko kisiko bechna ho toh? Ek baar doodh kum ho jaaye toh kaahe boj lena? Fir toh hamari dairy ko nuksaan hi hai. Sab bhainson ke sath aisa hi toh hota hai.
jab use bechna ho..toh kharidne wale ko pahale photo dikaane ke kaam ayegi."
Jaisa hum janate hai ki kalu bada shatir khiladi tha. Ab tak usne bhabhi ki Nass ache se pakad li thi.
Wo itna toh jaan gaya tha, ki bhabhi ko kiss baat se sachmuch wala ghussa ata hai, aur kiss baat se zhutmuth kaa. Aur wo ye bhi jaan gaya tha ki ye zhutmuth ka ghussa bhabhi ko ek alag romanch bhi deta hai. Wo ache se janata tha ki, bhains, doodh, bechna, kharidna, khuleaam, double meaning wali niji baate, inn sab se bhabhi ko ek alag baicheni milti.
Ab yahi dekhe, ghussel bhabhi ke samne fir se bechne ki baat kar ke usne bhabhi ko bechein kar diya.
Bhabhi tevari chadhake boli.
Bhabhi- Haa..haa.. kyu nahi.. becho...aur photo kyu dikhaani? Seedha poster hi chapwa lo.
Kalu- Wahhh..kya idea di hai bhabhi jee. Yaha Ranaji ke ghar ki deewar pe hi laga dete hai. Kaisa rahega?
Bhabhi ghusse me aagbabula hote hue boli.
Bhabhi- Haa..haa.. kyu nahi...laga dijiye...Aur koi kasar kyu chodni?
Bhabhi ka chehara ghusse se gulabi laal ho gaya tha.
Kalu- Aree? Lagata hai aap sachmuch ghussa ho gayi? Are majak karat hai bhabhi jee. Sasura hum pagal hai kya?
Bhabhi- Wo kuch nahi, delete karwa dijiye abhi ke abhi..
Kalu- Are bhabhi jee? Aap toh sachmuch ghussa kar gayi? Yaa sachmuch dar gayi?
Bhabhi- Haa...ghussa bhi hu aur dari bhi hu. Aap delete karwa de bass...
Kalu- Aree..saarriii...jee...
Bhabhi- wo thik hai, delete karwa de.
Kalu- Jee, wo toh thik lekin...pr bhabhi? ihhh toh aapki photo hai hi nahi?
Bhabhi - What?
Kalu- Haa..
Bhabhi- Toh kisiki hai???
Kalu- Wo hamari pyaari uski hai.
Bhabhi ne sandeh bhari swar me poocha.
Bhabhi- Kiski?
Kalu- Are hai koi aur ek bhains.
Bhabhi- Aur ek bhains? Muzhko chodkar?
( Aurat ki jalan )
Apni soutan sunkar bhabhi kaa photo wala ghussa turant thanda pad gaya, aur uske chehare par aurat ki jalan dikhne lagi.
Kalu- Kahe? Doodhwala hu..toh aur bhi toh bhains ho sakti hai?
Bhabhi- Stop it...batao kiski hai? Dikhaayiye yaha...
Kalu- Nahi..nahi..jaise aapki personal hai waise uski bhi personal hai. Hum nahi dikha sakte.
Bhabhi- Kaha naa dikhaayiye???...layiye mobile... dekhne dijiye...
Kalu- Nahi..nahi...
Bhabhi issbaar chidh gayi.
Bhabhi- Dikhaayiye..warna nikal jaayiye yaha se.. jayiye fir... aapki dusari bhains ke pass..
Kalu- Are kaise jaaye? Uska bhi yahi ghar hai...
Bhabhi- What? Matlab?
Kalu - Aree..bhabhi jee.. Mai 'Lilly' ki baat kar raha hu..aapke andar ki Lilly. Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Kalu ne haste hue majakiya andaaj me bola.
Kalu- Ab samjhi dusari bhains? Ye saare photos uske hi toh hai? Uski badoulat hi toh mile muzhe ye. Warna aap kaha khichne deti?
Bhabhi- Achaa??..toh jaayiye naa usike pass. Itni hi tareef kar rahe hai toh?
Bhabhi ne naak foolakar bola.
Kalu- Haa...bilkul....hamari Lilly ka koi jawab nahi! Toh tareef toh karenge hi hum! Lakh lakh pranam usko. Wo baaki auraton se bilkul alag hai. Dabang bindhast hai. Tasvire hi nahi, balki bhains ka souda bhi uski wajah se ho paya tha. Aur uss bhains ka doodh bhi uski ki badoulat mila hai. Aur kal bhi maine hi bulawa kiya tha, warna hame toh kal andar aane ki bhi permission nahi thi. Bhala ho uss Lilly kaa! Bass baat ye hai ki andar hi kahi chupi rehti hai hai. Uski malkin bahar aane hi nahi deti use?
Uske andar ke randipana ki aisi tareef sunkar bhabhi ka abtak kaa ghussa thoda nam gaya tha.
Kalu ke mooh se lilly ki ye tareef sunkar Issbaar bhabhi toh halka hass hi padi.
Unn dono ko pata tha ki wo aisa betuka topic discuss kar rahe the, jiska koi matlab nahi hai. Bass ek baat ko pakadkar dusari baat bole jaa rahe the. Har baat ke aage unka wo sambhashan kisi aur mod tak pahunch raha tha.
Kalu- Bhabhi jee pliijjjj...... Bulaiye toh jara..uske bina rangat nahi.
Bhabhi- Bilkul nahi. Ab nahi aayegi wo. Maine itni dant lagayi hai usko, ki wo koso door chali gayi hai. Pagal aurat bina soche kuch bhi kar baithati hai. Aur bhugatna hamko padta hai. Ab yahi dekhiye naa....aise gande photo koi aurat kisiko khichne deti hai kya? Aisa bhala ek suhagan apne sasural me karti hai kya? Ye shobha deta hai kya kisi bahu ko?
Aisa bolte bolte issbar chaturaai se bhabhi ne kalu ke hath se mobile hi chin liya.
Uska mobile khulaa hi tha.
Bhabhi ne turant mobile kholkar gallery kaa access liya.
Ab gallery kholkar photos dekhne lagi.
Uffff..
khud ke apne wo photos...
Wo aitihasik photos!!!!
Ufff...
Bhabhi- Haayee...aise hi open me rakhe hai aapne? Koi password bhi nahi? UFF...Kisine dekh liyaa toh? Haayee lilly, tu bhi naa kya kar baithi hai?
Kalu- "Nahi..nahi..wo passwar pisswad hamka nahi aata. Par aap fikar naa kare. hum isko apni baniyaan ki jeb me rakahta hu hamesha. waha kon hath dalkar lega sasura?
Bhabhi- Wo kuch nahi. Aapko password toh lagana tha naa? Ufff.....Waise ab jaroorat bhi nahi. Waise bhi mai delete karne jaa rahi hu.
Kalu- Par sune toh?
Bhabhi- Kuch nahi..
Bhabhi peeth dikhaate hue kalu se 2 kadam door chali gayi.
Kalu- "Haa..thik hai. Kar dijiye...Agar aapko nahi chahiye toh hum kuch nahi bolenge. Aapke khilaaf 1 harkat bhi nahi. Waise bhi aapne hi khinchne diye the. Rakhe? yaa nikaal dijiye?
Par, sach bataau toh jab se isne aapke photo le liye hai, tabse sasura kuch jyada hi nakhare dikhaae laga hai? Sasura jaldi khulta hi nahi. Apni marji se darwaja kholat hai. Apni marji se kuch bhi karat hai."
Kalu ki iss baat par bhabhi hass padi. Fir haste hue boli.
Bhabhi- ufff..are Kalu jee. Wo meri photo lene ki wajah se nahi. Balki shayad aapki memory full huii hogi? Isliye hang ho raha hai aapka mobile. Kuch video, photo delete karwane padenge.
Fir kalu ki taraf dekhte hue boli.
Bhabhi- Dekhe, aapka mobile bhi delete karne ko bol raha hai. Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Kalu- Aisan kya?? Toh fir jo uchit samjhe aap. Par pahale ek dafa aapke photo dekh toh lijiye. Kitne pyaare aaye hai..Aapke andar ki Lilly ne toh faad ke rakh diya hai. Koi heroine bhi mukable me nahi hai aapke.
Bhabhi- Achaa??? Haa..ha.....wahi dekh rahi hu...uss Lilly ke hi Pratap.
Mobile kaa folder open karne se lekar hi bhabhi apne photos dekhne lagi thi.
Ufff..
Kya photos the???
Pahala photo dekhte hi bhabhi ke mooh se nikla tha, "Ufff..ohh my..god...Tu bhi naa lilly????"
Bhabhi kaa chehara shock se bhar gay tha. Uski Ankhon ki putliya itni badi ho gayi thi ki, jaise maan lo wahi jaakar kisi ek photo ko dhak legi.
Masti me usne photos toh de diye the, par ab unhi ko dekhkar wo pachtawa khaakar shock ho rahi thi...
To be continued....
Unka ye majakiya sambhashan kuch aur hi mod le gaya tha.
Kalu- Dekha bhabhi jee?...aise kaale naag se bachaya hai aapko.
Bhabhi- Bachaaya bol rahe hai?
Fir bhabhi ne piche, idhar udhar zhank liya.
Waha asspass koi nahi hai iska pushtikaran karne ke baad boli.
Bhabhi- "Aap toh apni alag khichdi paka rahe the kalu jee. Haayee....aapne toh ulta muzhe bilkul uske samne litaya tha. Uff...Ise bachana kahate hai? Bacha rahe the ki, marwana cahahte the? ye toh aap hi jaane?"
Bhabhi ne ek randipana wali ada dikhaayi aur naak marod li.
Fir aage boli.
Bhabhi- Wo toh meri nanad ne sahi time pe bacha liya muzhko, warna wo Naag toh??? Ufff...Haayee...
Kalu- kab ka bil me ghuss jata...
Kalu phataak se bol pada.
Bhabhi- Uiiiiiiiiii........Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...chup rahe.. Ek number ke battmiz ho aap....mere kahane kaa matlab tha ki wo naag toh kaat leta muzhe..aap bhi naa....
Kalu bass hasne laga.
Kalu- Haa..ha..ha..ha..
Jab time aur aisa mahol bhabhi ke hisaab ka hota hai, toh bhahi bahot hi mood me aa jaati thi.
Bhabhi- "Haayee....Fir pata nahi kaha kaha dunk marta? Mai toh mar hi jaati. Ufff....Wo toh sahi wakt pe Divya aayi.. warna...Kal toh mai loot hi chuki thi. Baal baal bachi hu. Ufff..."
Ek toh bhabhi aise andaaz me aur dhimi kamsin awaj me batiyaa rahi thi, aur duja ki aisi double meaning wali baate. Usme ab Saap ke aise bedhadak jikar se kalu ka kala naag toh phir se jaagne laga. Jaagne laga kya jaag hi gaya. Wo jaagkar phat se khada ho gaya.
Kalu turant kamar se bend hokar tilmila saa hokar bola
Kalu- Haa. Aap toh bach gayi. Par aapke jaane ke baad uss kaale naag ne apna poora ghussa mujhpar utaar diya. Kaa bataaye bhabhi, kitna tadpaya? Kitna rulaya? Ye toh hum hi janat hai. Din bhar pakadkar baithe the bass. Kaha, kaha aur kis, kis par jahar ugalta raha, ye toh hum hi ko pata hai.
Kalu ki iss baat ne bhabhi ko hasa hi diya.
Bhabhi- Ufff..aap bhi naa...ha..ha..ha..
Fir tabhi apne naughty andaaz me haste hue boli..
Bhabhi- Haa.. Ab saap ki jaat hi waisi hoti hai. Ab jahar ugal diya hai toh, ab thoda shant hoga. Aap tension naa le.
Aisa bolkar bhabhi fir wahi andaaj me has padi.
Bhabhi- Ha..ha..hamm...
Kalu- Haa..par ab dekhte hai kitni der tak khamosh rahta hai? Par bhabhi, aap jara bachake rahana. Wo saap ne jahar toh ugal diya hai..par wo abhi bhi dar-badar bhatak raha hai. Use kisi bil ki talash hai.....
Bill sunte hi bhabhi chounk gayi.
Haa....
pyaari samajh gayi thi.
Ek alag tarah se sharminda hokar bhabhi ne kahi aur apani najare ghuma li. Fir dusari taraf waise hi dekhte boli.
Bhabhi- Acha?
Kalu- Ha..toh kaa majak kahat hai? Khass kar ke aap jara samhal kar rahe....
Wo kaa hai ki, use jara ek khaas mulayam, garm aur bahut hi gahare bill ki talash hai.
Ye sunkar toh bhabhi ko aisa laga jaise kisine use nanga kar diya ho.
Wo hayya se kalu se najare chupaate waise hi khadi rahi thi, ke tabhi kalu bola
Kalu - " Aur bhabhiyonki ki ye khasiyat toh aap khud ne hi bataayi thi muzhe. Aapne hi kaha tha, ki unki gehraaiyon ka koi mukabla nahi.
Aur aapko bataaye toh Maine bilkul aisa hi ek bil yaha kal dekha hai. Toh aap khass karke jara bachke rahiye."
Bhabhi ne chedi baat ko kalu aur geharai me le gaya.
Bil kaa jikar sunte hi bhabhi ekdum hadbadaa gayi. Use badi asahaj laaj lag gayi.
Bhabhi- " Haayee....Tab toh lagta hai kisi safere ko bulana padega ab. Koi mantr- tantr foonk de?"
Bhabhi ne apni laaj ko samhalte hue badi chalakhi se baat ghumaayi thi.
Kalu- Bhabhi ye mantr-tantr se bhaagne wala Saap nahi hai. Asali 10 numbari kaliya Naag hai. Kahe toh kaliya kaa hi Naag keh lo.
Ab pata nahi aapne kal dekha ki nahi? Par suchit kar rahe hai, aage kisi bhi pal dikh sakta hai.
Uske iss shabd se bhabhi ke ankho ke samne ekdum se kal kaa najara khada ho gaya. Uska wo ghinona laar tapkata motha kala lund fir se bhabhi ko yaad aya. Use yaad kar ke uska toh ekdum se dil dhadak gaya. Uske chehare par ghin glbhar gayi. Sach me wo 10numbari kaliya Naag hi tha.
Uske lund ko sochkar bhabhi ghin toh khaa chuki thi, par pata nahi anjaane me ek baar hass kyu padi? Par jald hi apni hasi ko chupaa lete hue usne kalu se bhi najare chupa li.
Bhabhi sharm se chur chur thi, par apani baat ko jari rakhate hue boli
Bhabhi- Haayee..ab mai kya karu?
Mathe par hath rakh kar banawati pareshaani dikhaate hue boli gayi iss baat ne kalu ke liye naye dwar aur awasar khol diye the.
Kalu- Aur ek baat pata hai?
Bhabhi- kya?
Kalu- Wo saap thoda dara huaa hai.. toh wo aise bil ki talash me hai, specially jaha jyada zhadiya hai.
Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne aisa reaction diya tha, jaise usne kisi kacche aam ka bite le liya tha.
Issbar bhabhi asali lajjit hui. Issbaar toh seedha uspar personal attack huaa tha. Wo chounk kar mooh chupaa baithi. Bhabhi ke chehar par Shock, Lajja aur Romanch teeno milkar eksath aaye the.
Wo uske expressions hi bata gaye ki zhadiyonka matlab kya hai?
Itna sharma gayi ki thodi der kuch bol hi nahi paayi.
Kalu uski halat ke maje lete hue thik bhabhi ke chut ke upar ankhe gada kar dekhne laga.
Iss se toh bhabhi aur bhi sharminda ho gayi.
Bhabhi man hi man sochne lagi- Haayeee? Isne Kab dekh liya? Shayad photo nikalte wakt poori nangi ho gayi thi tab?..ufff..??? Par maine toh poori tarah se chupa liya tha? Fir? Hayee..tu bhi naa lilly...uske samne tu poori nangi gui thi..ab kya hi bachaati???
Par kalu ne toh pahale hi, matlab doodh nikalte samay hi dekh liya the uski zaate. Petticoat ki uss hole se.
Bhabhi- Are photo se yaad aya..Kal ke photo?
Bhabhi ne baat ko ghumane ki koshish ki.
Kalu- Photo? Yaha photo ki kisne baat ki hai? Mai toh zhadiyon ki baat kar raha hu.
Bhabhi- "Chup rahiye.... muzhe photo ki yaad aa gayi. Haayeee..mai bhi naa pagal hi hu! Bina soche samjhe kuch bhi kar baithati hu, aur aise khudko kasaai ke khunthe par band leti hu. Ufff..haayee lilly , tu bhi naa....Ab bhugato!"
Fir apne par hi ghussa jatate hue bhahhi aage boli.
Bhabhi- "Haayee.... Kitne saare nikaale hai? Aur..aur...aur.. safe rakhe hai naa aapne?
Bhabhi ne dar ke maare poocha...
Ispar Kalu kisi chaalbaaz ki tarah rahasymay hasne laga. Uski iss hasi se toh bhabhi aur bhi dar gayi.
Bhabhi- Dekhiye..Ankh band kar ke bharosa ki hu aap par. Ek suhagan apne sasural walon ki soche bina apni poori izzat aapke hath me de baithi hai. Ummid hai koi galat fayda naa uthaya jaaye.
Bhabhi ne bebasi aur pareshaani ka bhaav laate hue apni baat rakh di.
Bhabhi kaa rotalu chehara dekhkar ab kalu bola.
Kalu- Are bhabhi jee. Ye kya bol rahe ho? Gaddari? Aur wo bhi aapse? Aur agar aisan hi koi baat hai, toh bhi hum aisa karenge bhi kayeko? Akkal ka paidal hu, par Akkal ka mara nahi. Jaan de denge, par aapse gaddari nahi karenge. Mere pass poori tarah surakshit hai aapka dharovar.
Bhabhi- Ufff....ohhhhh......Haa. ummid toh yahi hai.
Ek lambi saany dete bhabhi ne bhi uspar bharosa jataya.
Kalu- par niji istmaal toh kar sakte hai naa?
Shatir kalu ne chalakhi dikhaate hue haskar poocha.
Bhabhi sharma gayi...
Bhabhi- Ufff..aap bhi naa..maar khaoge...
Kalu- Are bhahhi jee.. iske liye toh maar hi maar khayenge. Ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Uffff...aap bhi naa...Bade badmash ho. Chup rahe ab. Mai yaha photos ko lekar pareshaan hui jaa rahi hu, aur inka yaha??..###%%###...
Kalu- Are sharma kaahe rahe hai, batayiye...
Bhabhi- Ishhh...sharma kaha rahi hu? Ulta ghussa hu....Aur ufff...kya bataaye?
Kalu- Yahi jo poocha hai. Niji istmal kar sakat hai ki naahi?
Bhabhi todi der koi jawab de naa payi. Fir kuch sochkar wahi shararat dikhaate hue boli.
Bhahhi- Uff.. aur agar karte bhi honge toh muzhe kaise pata chalnewala hai? Ab private me aap apne mobile ke sath kya kya karte hai ye hum kaise jaane? Toh ab mere NAA aur HAA se kya hai? Aap thodi ruknewale hai? Ab mai toh maan ke chali hu ki, jabtak muzhe pata nahi hai mere liye toh wahi baat hai, ki "Andekha chor Raja barabar." Aapki marji..."Anjaan kaa kya apraadh maane ab?"
Kalu- Haa..bilkul sahi kaha aapne. Yahi toh hum chahat hai. Anjaane ka apraadh ab kya kare? Aur Chale pata bhi chala toh bhi kya hai? Akhir bhains toh meri hi hai. Toh malik soche yaa dekhe. Hai naa?
Kalu daring karte hue iss baat ko deep le jaane ki koshish kar raha tha.
Bhabhi ne iss baat kaa koi jawab nahi diya.
Kalu- Boliye naa?
Bhabhi- Kya bolu?
Kalu- Jo pooche hai. Warna photos kaa sochna padega kuch. Ha.ha..ha..
Kalu ne majak karte hue bola.
Bhabhi- What??? Maar khaoge...
Kalu- Aree..nahi nahi....aap befikar rahe. Aapke photo surakshit hai..
Bass aap bataaye...
Bhabhi- Aji kya?
Kalu- Yahi ki, fark nahi padana chahiye naa?
Bhabhi- Ufff..aap bhi naa..
Kalu- Bataaye....
Bhabhi- Ufff..aap bhi naa..baat ko pakadkar baith jaate ho....
Kalu- Ho. Bhains ki lath pakdkar baithna padata hai, tabhi doodh milta hai...ha..ha..ha...ab bataaye...
Akhir pareshaan hote hue bhahi bol padi.
Bhabhi- Aap maanoge nahi naa? Aur kya puch rahe hai? Souda toh aap hi ne kiya hai naa? Toh fir se kya puch rahe hai? Ab isme bataane wali baat hi kya reh gayi hai?
Bhabhi ka ye jawab sunkar kalu khush ho gaya.
Kalu- Ahhhaa.... Ab ise kahate hai asali jawab. Ise kahate hai asali baat...wahhhh...kya baat kahi hai.....hamara souda...bilkul sahi...aap toh kabki meri bhains ban chuki ho. Hamne toh aapko kharid rakha hai sasura. Poore 1500 diye hai..
1500 sunkar bhabhi ne naak chadhakar hunn bhar li.
Bhabhi- Hunn..
Bhabhi ke chehre ki ye ada dekhkar Kalu ne toh ek flying kiss hi de dala.
Uska chumma dekh bhabhi chounk gayi.
Usne turant idhar udhar, aage piche sab jagah dekha.
Fir tevari chadhate hue hath dikhakar boli
Bhabhi- Shuuu.what the fuck??? Kya kar rahe ho?...Shut up...maar khaoge...
Par harami kalu ne aur ek flying kiss barsa di.
Kalu ne pahale hi aaju baaju dekh liya tha. Waha koi nahi tha.
Bhabhi- Shuuu...ye kya kar rahe hai? Koi dekh liya toh? Just shut up..
Kalu- Haa..toh dekhne do. Hum apni bhains ko pyaar nahi kar sakte kya?
Aisa bolte wakt uss harami kalu ne jeb se apna mobile nikal liya. Fir usko kholkar photos gallery me gaya. Aur bhabhi ki ek photo open kar li. Fir mobile ulta pakadte hue bhabhi ki wo nangi photo hath upar kar ke dikhaane laga.
Uske mobile ko dekhte hi bhabhi jabardast dar gayi. Wo dekhte hi niche dab gayi. Aur fir se yaha waha dekhne lagi ki koi hai toh nahi naa???
Bhabhi- Ufff..what the fuck...
Turant appatti jattate hue bhabhi ne wo mobile chin lene ki koshish ki.
Par shatir kalu ne wo mobile bacha liya.
Fir uske baad apna wo mobile usne apne shairt ke andar daalte hue chaati se pakad liya aur uss photo ko apni chaati se ragadne laga.
Kalu- Aisan niji istmaal ki toh permisan mil chuki hai humka. Ha..ha..ha..
Uski ye harkat dekhkar bhabhi ne ghussa jatate hue " Maar khaoge" bolte hue usko mobile chupaane ki bolne lagi.
Fir bhi wo harami kalu maje le raha tha.
Bhabhi- Ufff...bahot huaa aapka. Dheel de di toh ghar hi khaa jaaoge mera? Ungali de di toh hath hi pakade hai. Bass huaa..koi niji istmaal nahi, kuch nahi.. Aap turant mere photos delete kare.. bahot huaa aapka.
Issbaar kalu ne mobile bahar nikal liya aur jeb me rakhte hue bola.
Kalu- Are..majak kar raha tha. Aur aap itna kaahe dar rahi hai? Koi nahi hai yaha.
Bhabhi- Wo kuch nahi. Aapki harkate toh badhati hi jaa rahi hai. Ye sasural ghar hai mera. Wakt bataake nahi aata. Kitni baar kaha hai ki thoda savdhaani aur tameej se raho? Khass kar ke jab ghar me log ho. Par aap hai ki...
Kalu- Are aap fikar naa kariye. Hum bhi kabse najare gadaaye rakhe hai. Aise hi thodi kud padenge?
Bhabhi- Wo kuch nahi. Muzhe ye bada risky lag raha hai. Aap turant mere photos delete karwa dijiye. Koi niji istmaal nahi, koi bahari istmaal nahi. Bass delete krwa do.
Kalu- Are..mere pass surakshit hai. Aap tension naa le. Aisa kuch nahi hoga.
Bhabhi- Kaha naa delete karwa dijiye..
Kalu- Are bhabhi ...Bass niji istmaal ke liye nahi hai ye photo saare. Kaam ke liye hai.
Bhabhi- Kaam? Kaisa kaam??
Kalu- Areee..aap dar gayi....Aisa waisa kaam nahi, aap tension naa le. Wo doodhwale ke dhande ke kaam ke liye hai. Matlab hamri dairy ke kaam ke liye hai.
Bhabhi- What?
Kalu- Bhabhi, bhains ki photo aur kisi kaam ke liye istmaal ki jaati hai.
Bhabhi- kiss liye?
Kalu- Bhains ke soude ke liye..
Bhabhi- Souda? Aur konsa souda?
Kalu- "Are..Agar fir se usko kisiko bechna ho toh? Ek baar doodh kum ho jaaye toh kaahe boj lena? Fir toh hamari dairy ko nuksaan hi hai. Sab bhainson ke sath aisa hi toh hota hai.
jab use bechna ho..toh kharidne wale ko pahale photo dikaane ke kaam ayegi."
Jaisa hum janate hai ki kalu bada shatir khiladi tha. Ab tak usne bhabhi ki Nass ache se pakad li thi.
Wo itna toh jaan gaya tha, ki bhabhi ko kiss baat se sachmuch wala ghussa ata hai, aur kiss baat se zhutmuth kaa. Aur wo ye bhi jaan gaya tha ki ye zhutmuth ka ghussa bhabhi ko ek alag romanch bhi deta hai. Wo ache se janata tha ki, bhains, doodh, bechna, kharidna, khuleaam, double meaning wali niji baate, inn sab se bhabhi ko ek alag baicheni milti.
Ab yahi dekhe, ghussel bhabhi ke samne fir se bechne ki baat kar ke usne bhabhi ko bechein kar diya.
Bhabhi tevari chadhake boli.
Bhabhi- Haa..haa.. kyu nahi.. becho...aur photo kyu dikhaani? Seedha poster hi chapwa lo.
Kalu- Wahhh..kya idea di hai bhabhi jee. Yaha Ranaji ke ghar ki deewar pe hi laga dete hai. Kaisa rahega?
Bhabhi ghusse me aagbabula hote hue boli.
Bhabhi- Haa..haa.. kyu nahi...laga dijiye...Aur koi kasar kyu chodni?
Bhabhi ka chehara ghusse se gulabi laal ho gaya tha.
Kalu- Aree? Lagata hai aap sachmuch ghussa ho gayi? Are majak karat hai bhabhi jee. Sasura hum pagal hai kya?
Bhabhi- Wo kuch nahi, delete karwa dijiye abhi ke abhi..
Kalu- Are bhabhi jee? Aap toh sachmuch ghussa kar gayi? Yaa sachmuch dar gayi?
Bhabhi- Haa...ghussa bhi hu aur dari bhi hu. Aap delete karwa de bass...
Kalu- Aree..saarriii...jee...
Bhabhi- wo thik hai, delete karwa de.
Kalu- Jee, wo toh thik lekin...pr bhabhi? ihhh toh aapki photo hai hi nahi?
Bhabhi - What?
Kalu- Haa..
Bhabhi- Toh kisiki hai???
Kalu- Wo hamari pyaari uski hai.
Bhabhi ne sandeh bhari swar me poocha.
Bhabhi- Kiski?
Kalu- Are hai koi aur ek bhains.
Bhabhi- Aur ek bhains? Muzhko chodkar?
( Aurat ki jalan )
Apni soutan sunkar bhabhi kaa photo wala ghussa turant thanda pad gaya, aur uske chehare par aurat ki jalan dikhne lagi.
Kalu- Kahe? Doodhwala hu..toh aur bhi toh bhains ho sakti hai?
Bhabhi- Stop it...batao kiski hai? Dikhaayiye yaha...
Kalu- Nahi..nahi..jaise aapki personal hai waise uski bhi personal hai. Hum nahi dikha sakte.
Bhabhi- Kaha naa dikhaayiye???...layiye mobile... dekhne dijiye...
Kalu- Nahi..nahi...
Bhabhi issbaar chidh gayi.
Bhabhi- Dikhaayiye..warna nikal jaayiye yaha se.. jayiye fir... aapki dusari bhains ke pass..
Kalu- Are kaise jaaye? Uska bhi yahi ghar hai...
Bhabhi- What? Matlab?
Kalu - Aree..bhabhi jee.. Mai 'Lilly' ki baat kar raha hu..aapke andar ki Lilly. Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Kalu ne haste hue majakiya andaaj me bola.
Kalu- Ab samjhi dusari bhains? Ye saare photos uske hi toh hai? Uski badoulat hi toh mile muzhe ye. Warna aap kaha khichne deti?
Bhabhi- Achaa??..toh jaayiye naa usike pass. Itni hi tareef kar rahe hai toh?
Bhabhi ne naak foolakar bola.
Kalu- Haa...bilkul....hamari Lilly ka koi jawab nahi! Toh tareef toh karenge hi hum! Lakh lakh pranam usko. Wo baaki auraton se bilkul alag hai. Dabang bindhast hai. Tasvire hi nahi, balki bhains ka souda bhi uski wajah se ho paya tha. Aur uss bhains ka doodh bhi uski ki badoulat mila hai. Aur kal bhi maine hi bulawa kiya tha, warna hame toh kal andar aane ki bhi permission nahi thi. Bhala ho uss Lilly kaa! Bass baat ye hai ki andar hi kahi chupi rehti hai hai. Uski malkin bahar aane hi nahi deti use?
Uske andar ke randipana ki aisi tareef sunkar bhabhi ka abtak kaa ghussa thoda nam gaya tha.
Kalu ke mooh se lilly ki ye tareef sunkar Issbaar bhabhi toh halka hass hi padi.
Unn dono ko pata tha ki wo aisa betuka topic discuss kar rahe the, jiska koi matlab nahi hai. Bass ek baat ko pakadkar dusari baat bole jaa rahe the. Har baat ke aage unka wo sambhashan kisi aur mod tak pahunch raha tha.
Kalu- Bhabhi jee pliijjjj...... Bulaiye toh jara..uske bina rangat nahi.
Bhabhi- Bilkul nahi. Ab nahi aayegi wo. Maine itni dant lagayi hai usko, ki wo koso door chali gayi hai. Pagal aurat bina soche kuch bhi kar baithati hai. Aur bhugatna hamko padta hai. Ab yahi dekhiye naa....aise gande photo koi aurat kisiko khichne deti hai kya? Aisa bhala ek suhagan apne sasural me karti hai kya? Ye shobha deta hai kya kisi bahu ko?
Aisa bolte bolte issbar chaturaai se bhabhi ne kalu ke hath se mobile hi chin liya.
Uska mobile khulaa hi tha.
Bhabhi ne turant mobile kholkar gallery kaa access liya.
Ab gallery kholkar photos dekhne lagi.
Uffff..
khud ke apne wo photos...
Wo aitihasik photos!!!!
Ufff...
Bhabhi- Haayee...aise hi open me rakhe hai aapne? Koi password bhi nahi? UFF...Kisine dekh liyaa toh? Haayee lilly, tu bhi naa kya kar baithi hai?
Kalu- "Nahi..nahi..wo passwar pisswad hamka nahi aata. Par aap fikar naa kare. hum isko apni baniyaan ki jeb me rakahta hu hamesha. waha kon hath dalkar lega sasura?
Bhabhi- Wo kuch nahi. Aapko password toh lagana tha naa? Ufff.....Waise ab jaroorat bhi nahi. Waise bhi mai delete karne jaa rahi hu.
Kalu- Par sune toh?
Bhabhi- Kuch nahi..
Bhabhi peeth dikhaate hue kalu se 2 kadam door chali gayi.
Kalu- "Haa..thik hai. Kar dijiye...Agar aapko nahi chahiye toh hum kuch nahi bolenge. Aapke khilaaf 1 harkat bhi nahi. Waise bhi aapne hi khinchne diye the. Rakhe? yaa nikaal dijiye?
Par, sach bataau toh jab se isne aapke photo le liye hai, tabse sasura kuch jyada hi nakhare dikhaae laga hai? Sasura jaldi khulta hi nahi. Apni marji se darwaja kholat hai. Apni marji se kuch bhi karat hai."
Kalu ki iss baat par bhabhi hass padi. Fir haste hue boli.
Bhabhi- ufff..are Kalu jee. Wo meri photo lene ki wajah se nahi. Balki shayad aapki memory full huii hogi? Isliye hang ho raha hai aapka mobile. Kuch video, photo delete karwane padenge.
Fir kalu ki taraf dekhte hue boli.
Bhabhi- Dekhe, aapka mobile bhi delete karne ko bol raha hai. Ha..ha..ha..ha..
Kalu- Aisan kya?? Toh fir jo uchit samjhe aap. Par pahale ek dafa aapke photo dekh toh lijiye. Kitne pyaare aaye hai..Aapke andar ki Lilly ne toh faad ke rakh diya hai. Koi heroine bhi mukable me nahi hai aapke.
Bhabhi- Achaa??? Haa..ha.....wahi dekh rahi hu...uss Lilly ke hi Pratap.
Mobile kaa folder open karne se lekar hi bhabhi apne photos dekhne lagi thi.
Ufff..
Kya photos the???
Pahala photo dekhte hi bhabhi ke mooh se nikla tha, "Ufff..ohh my..god...Tu bhi naa lilly????"
Bhabhi kaa chehara shock se bhar gay tha. Uski Ankhon ki putliya itni badi ho gayi thi ki, jaise maan lo wahi jaakar kisi ek photo ko dhak legi.
Masti me usne photos toh de diye the, par ab unhi ko dekhkar wo pachtawa khaakar shock ho rahi thi...
To be continued....


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