24-03-2026, 11:13 AM
Dear Readers,
Big news: I decided to test gravity’s loyalty last week… and gravity won. ?
My hand is now officially on strike — fractured and out of commission for at least the next 3 months. The doctor says no writing, no typing, no dramatic hand gestures (which is honestly the real tragedy).
This very message is proudly brought to you by my voice-to-text superpower. It took me a solid 2 days to compose because apparently my phone thinks I speak fluent “drunk autocorrect.”
So, consider this my official “I’m temporarily useless” announcement. Don’t worry, I’ll be back once my hand remembers it’s supposed to be attached to a functioning human and not a decorative paperweight.
In the meantime, please send virtual hugs, good snacks, and zero “get well soon” cards with handshakes on them. Thank you for your patience and for not unfollowing me while I’m basically a one-handed potato.
See you on the other side of this plaster prison!
Your temporarily disabled, voice-dictated writer,
SEXONMIND


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