Adultery Sanskari Lilly - Vitamin Bhabhi !

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Episode 8 - Rana ji ghar pe nahi 

Part 1




Kalu ki Rana ji se pahali mulakat ho chuki thi. Waise wo koi mulakat thi hi nahi. Badi fiki thi. Rana ne kalu ko dekha tak nahi. Bass yu..yu..Kar ke usko tuchha samjha.

Khair jo hhi ho, uski biwi ne toh badi achi khatirdari ki?
Ghar aakar kalu ne sabse pahale Cochroach aur Chipakli ki Pooja ki. 
Haa..Sach me...usne ankhe band kar ke unke liye dua hi mang li.
" He kidon ke devata, Aise hi kaam aya karo, aap logon ki roj Pooja karunga aur lajij khana bhi roj khilaunga."

Kidon ki Pooja karne wala poori duniya me bass ye eklouta insaan tha.

Usne apne takiye ko bhabhi kaa wo garam jism maan liya. Usne wo takiya bahome bhar liya. Fir bhabhi ki daring aur uski wo pili chaddi yaad karte karte kalu so gaya.



Jaise jaise din badh rahe the, waise waise bhabhi kalu ko surprise deti jaa rahi thi. Uske ye Kamras ke karnaame badhate hi jaa rahe the. Sath me wo aur bhi bold hoti jaa rahi thi aur pahale se jyada daring kadam leti jaa rahi thi.

Kalu toh apani zhindagi ke Charam Sukh par tha.
Lilly jaisi bindhast bhabhi jo mili thi usko. Par kal bhabhi itna bold thi ki, hawas ka poojari kalu khud bhi dar gaya tha.
Bhabhi ka ye bindhast awatar unke bich ke iss rishte me ek alag hi romanch aur maja laya tha. 

Kalu- " Saali...kya kayamat hai? Pati ke samne bhi muzhse apna doodh nikalwa liya. Reee..baba....Par kal ho kya gaya tha usko? Bada jokhim liya usne. Aam tour par toh sasuraal me bada satark rehti hai. Shayad lagata hai kal chut me badi aag lagi thi..ahhhaa...chut se chaddi toh puri gili ho gayi thi uski..sasura..lagta hai bahot jald chodne ko milega tuzhe..meri daayi ankh pata nahi subah subah kaahe fadfada rahi hai? Kaluwa ye ache sanket hai..ha..ha.ha..h."

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Kalu dusari subah fir aa gaya. Uske chehare par trupti bhari prasanta thi. Shayad bhabhi ki kal ki daring ne use bada sammohit kar diya tha.

Wo bhabhi ke darwaje ke samne baith gaya aur apne doodh ke canes dhoodholne laga.

Thodi hi der me bhabhi ne darwaja khola. 
Baramde tak kadam le lene lagi.
Aaj peele rang ki saree aur pile rang ka hi blouse pahan rakha tha. 

Wahhh...

Kalu dekhte hi man me bol pada- "Wahhh.. Kal ki chaadi ka rang? Akhir jatana kya chahati hai?"

Wahhh..wahhh...Kya khubsoorati hai....Kitna bhi dekho..Har din jaise nayi..nayi..hi lagati hai...

Ufff...Lagata hai abhi abhi naha kar aayi hai. Tajagi se hi pata chal raha hai ki abhi abhi naha kar aayi hai. "

Tabhi bhabhi samne aakar khadi ho gayi.
Par pata nahi kyu? Kalu ke samne aate hi har din ke mukabale kuch jyada hi sharm se zhep gayi.

Usne apani nazare aise zhuka li, jaise kalu ke chehre par kal ka poora manjar saamne dikh raha ho?

Bhabhi ke chehare par pde wo bhaav se saaf saaf pata chal raha tha, ki kal ke kiye par use kitna pachatawa hai. Kal ek gharandaaj biwi ki laaj jaise usne darwaje ke piche tang si di thi. Uss ehsas me wo badi asahaj najar aa rahi thi. 

Tabhi sharmindagi se zepte hue usne apna pallu hath me lekar mooh ke pass laya.
Ankho ke samne apne pallu ko dekhte hi sadma khaa gayi.
Wo uss pallu ko dekh aise expression de gayi jaise bata rahi ho ki, "Hayeee dayyaa...ye toh Kal ka bhi yahi rang hai.."

Ab wo jaane anjaane me wahi color pahankar aayi thi ki jaanbujhkar, ye toh bhabhi hi jaane?



Kalu- Gudu marning..bhabhi jee...
Kalu ki awaj se bhabhi thoda sawar gayi. Aur apne aapko normal karne lagi.

Bhabhi- Good morning...

Aisa bolkar patela uske samne rakh diya.
Kalu ache se baithate hue cane me se doodh ko naapkar dheere dheere patele me dalne laga.
Usne wo karte karte aaju baaju nazar maar li. Waha koi nahi tha.

Kalu- Bhabhi jee. Waise ek baat kahu?

Bhabhi- Haa..bole.

Kalu- "Aap par ye peela rang bada sundar lagata hai...kya jutchtaa hai kaa bataaye???
Ahhhaa....Maano 'peela lilly phool' lag rahe ho. Aisa hi ek Singhaniya Saab ke bagiche me dekha tha."

Uski iss baat se bhabhi thode pal ke liye gulaabi ho gayi.
Par jald hi apne jajbat pe kaabu karte hue idhar udhar dekhte hue bol padi.

Bhabhi- Thik hai...thik hai. Badi ho gayi tareef. Ab Aap apne kaam se kaam rakhe.

Bhabhi ko pata tha wo kiss peele phool ki baat kar raha tha.


Kalu- Bhabhi jee..aur ek baat thi.
Hamra matlab thank ku...bolna tha..

Bhabhi- Thank you?

Kalu- Haa...jee..haa...thank ku.....Kal ke liye.....

Kal ki sunkar bhabhi sharma gayi.

Kalu- Wo aapne hamari kamaai doobane nahi di. Aapke dairy ke majdoor ka kitna khayal aapko? Aapka kaise shukriya karu samajh hi nahi aa raha? Aap badi badi achi ho..

Bhabhi- hummmmm..

Kal ki baat chedane se bhabhi badi sharminda ho uthi. Sharm ko chupaane ka bahana karte hue bhabhi ne bass hunnn bhari, aur kuch nahi bola.

Kalu- "Waise ek baat kahe toh aap badi kamal ki ho. Kya kayamat dhaali thi aapne kal? Mere toh rongate khade hue the. Kya dabang ho aap?
Matlab ki apne hi sasural me aur wo bhi apne pati ke samne kyaa daring dikhaayi aapne?
Mere toh dar ke maare fati padi thi. Aapne kal itna daraya, itna daraya ki, Jaise lag raha tha kabhi bhi mout mil sakti hai. Achaa huaa ki aapke pati ko Dhul ki allergy thi. Warna????hamri toh lash nikalti aapke ghar se.....
Par dusari taraf ek aap ho. Jo bilkul naa dari. Kamaal hai.."

Bhabhi ko uski tareef badi achi lag rahi thi. Wo sharm se gulaabi hoti jaa rahi thi. Par wo ek jimmedar aurat bhi thi.


Bhabhi- Thik hai.. kaluji? Aap jara yaha bhi dhyaan de. Aap doodh ache se naap kar daale. Ummid hai check nahi karna pade.. warna hum kabhi check nahi karte hai, isliye baato baato me?


Kalu- Haan jee? Kaa? Kaa kaha bhabhi jee? Areee....ree.....re..kuch bhi... Apake sath thodi naa dhanda karenge? Ye lijiye 2 katora bhar ke jyada daal deta hu chahe toh. Aap bhi naa..ye kaa baat kar di? Aur wo bhi aapke sath?

Bhabhi- Nahi nahi..jitna dalna hai utna hi daale.. Koi meherbaani nahi chahiye..dhandha matlab dhandha. 

Kalu- Jee..bilkul. Aaj tak dhande me koi bakwas baat ki hai kaa hamne? Dhande ko beech me nahi laya kabhi. Chaahe fir apna souda ho, yaa fir dairy ki bat...yaa fir apne customer ki baat? Aapne jaisa kaha, thik waisa, aur utna hi kare hai.

Bhabhi- Good. Mai bhi yahi chahati hu..
Aur dekha? kisi par shaq karne se kitna bura lagata hai?

Kalu ekdum se khushi se uchal pada.

Kalu- Areee..sasura....aap kal ki baat lekar baithi ho? Hum budbak bhi Sala kuch bhi bol deta hai..
Wo kal maine khali fokat shaq kiya aap par. Hum sala nasamajh, gawar, gudgobar. Isko kya Akal?  Waise dekha jaaye toh meri bhains par koi shaq hai hi nahi. Aur naa hi kabhi tha. Wo toh kal jara hum satiya gaya tha. Kahe toh baat hi itni khatarnak thi ki hum dobara dobara poochne lage. Ka kare sasura yakin hi nahi ho raha tha.....Hum aap par ungali naahi uthaya, balki aapke dabangaayi ki tareef kiya. Ulta aapko toh khuss hona hai..


Bhabhi- Thik hai..thik hai..Aap jyada baate naa banaao. Dhanda karne aaye ho, karo aur nikale.

Uff..
Ye aurate...
Inke mood ka koi thikana nahi.
Kabhi ada ke sath pyaar ki nadiyaa barsa dengi, aur tabhi ekdum se nakhare dikhana shuru kar dengi.

Kalu iss teekhi mirchi ko janata tha. Isiliye wo hamesha bach ke faisla leta tha. Har kadam fook fook ke hi leta tha.

Kalu- Thik hai jee..Jaisa aap kahe. Hum toh ek hath se ras ikatha kar liye, Aur duje hath nikale bechane! Chaliye aap apna ras laaiye...Mera matlab hai aapka doodh laayiye. Ummid hai aaj Rana jee ne khel naa bighaad rakha ho...


Tabhi bhabhi ekdum se sehma gayi. 
Wo thodi der bina kuch bole, ek pachtawa mooh par lekar waise hi khadi rahi.

Kalu ne bhabhi ke chehare par utha huaa pachtawa  dekh liya.

Kalu- Bole...

Idhar bhabhi kuch Kahana chahati thi, par keh nahi paa rahi thi. Fir akhirkaar badi mushkil se kuch bikhare shabd nikale uske mooh se. Wo bhi Kapkapaate hue.

Bhabhi- Jee.. wo..mera ...wo baat darsal ye hai ki???###@@@%%₹₹&&###..

Bhabhi ke wo toote shabdh dekh kar kalu ko koi badi ashanka hui.

Kalu ke kaan jaise kuch janane ko taras gaye.

Kalu- Jee? Kaa kaha? Hai naa doodh?

Kalu ne shaq bhara sawal kiya.

Bhabhi ko jawab dene me badi dikkat ho rahi thi, ye uske expression se saaf saaf pata chal raha tha.

Wo thoda hadbadaate hue kuch himmat jutaakar final keh padi.

Bhabhi- Wo baat darsal ye hai ki..aapko thoda intazaar karna padega. 

Kalu- Kaa? Intzaar? Kaahe? Mera matab  kuch samjhe nahi?

Bhabhi- Ufff...

Bhabhi ne pasina ponch liya.

Kalu- Bhabhi jee...baat kya hai? Humra doodh toh hai naa? Ki aaj bhi?



Bhabhi- Wo baat ye hai ki, aaj bhi bahot jaldi uthana pada tha. Aur mere pump ki charging bhi khatam ho gayi thi.

Itna sunte hi kalu ki ankhe badi ho gayi.

 Kuch samajh me aate hi uska rom rom ulhasit hokar zhoom utha.
Agar nikala nahi hai toh abhi nikalna baaki hai. Kalu bass itna samajh gaya. Uska kala chehara jaise ekdum se khil utha. Wo bhabhi ke kehne ka matlab jaan gaya tha.

Kalu- Kaa? Kuch samjhe nahi...jaldi uthe?..... Pump me charging?....Matlab....matab kya aaj bhi nahi nikala hai?

Uske ye bolne me itni khushi thi ki jaise wo iss duniya me yahi sunana chahata tha.

Bhabhi ne jawab me kuch nahi bola, balki apni nazare bass zhuka li thi.

Kalu- Wahhh...Chale kum se kum doodh toh hai.. iss baat ki khushi hai..aur uss se bhi badi khushi ye ki..iska matlab aaj bhi garma garam milega!!!...wahhh....yu hi nahi rakha hai dairy kaa naam - " Lilly ka Taza". Yaha sabkuch Taza Taza...wahhh...

Kalu ki khushiya Gagan chu gayi thi.

Uska ye tanj sunkar bhabhi ne use thoda teekha dekha. Par ab bhi kuch naa boli.

Kalu- Matlab.ki....Huaa kya hai? Jara khul ke bataaye naa?

Uske sawalo me bhi khushiya bhar bhar kar girne lagi thi.

Bhabhi- Hello, Aapko itna excited hone ki jaroorat nahi. Maine pahale se charging laga ke rakhi hai....thodi der me ho jayega. Upar jaakar jaldi nikalkar de denge aapko. Bass kuch minutes ki baat hai.

Itna bolkar bhabhi ne naak marod li.


Kalu ko uss pump par itna ghusa huaa ki usne apni mandi par apna hath pataka diya.

Kalu- Achaa.. wo sasura wo pump? Wo charging pe chalta hai..mobile ki tarah? 

Bhabhi- Haa..

Kalu- Dekha? Lekin yaha kisi charging ki jaroorat hi nahi. Dekhe, kudarati shakti se apne aap chalta hai. Jitna chaahe, jab chaahe istmal kariye. Sath me massag bhi free me. Ha..ha..ha.. Light nahi toh bhi andhere me kaam kar dega. Upar se chahiye toh bina charging ke current bhi dega. Aur bole...
Ha..ha..ha..

Kalu ne apna hath hawa me uthakar usko dikhaate hue bola tha.


Bhabhi- Ha..ha..ha..bahot badhiya... aur bahot bahot badhayi aapko. Par yaha koi jaroorat nahi hai. Aap rukiye idhar hi....

Itna bolkar bhabhi kalu ne dala hua bhains kaa doodh lekar jaane lagi.

Kalu jyada Mayus nahi huaa. Use toh koi ummid bhi nahi thi. Khass kar ke kal hi mouka milne ke baad ab dobara jaldi mouka nahi milne wala tha.
Usne yu hi chance liya. 
Bhabhi ke rules wo ache se janata tha. Use doodh toh roj milega, par nikaalne kaa mouka roj naa milega. Ye pahale se tay tha.
Roj nikalne ke liye bhabhi ke pass breast Pump tha. 

Kalu- Waise bhabhi..upar kaise nikaalogi? Upar toh aapke pati honge?

Bhabhi- Hamne kaha hai naa..aap jyada naa soche...
Bhabhi ki awaj me wahi teekhapan tha. Par issbaar ye line khatam karke wo mishkil hass padi thi.
Ab itni gehari smile ka matlab samajhne ke liye hamara kalu koi psychologist thodi tha?
Wo bhi hunn.hunn.karte hasta reh gaya.

Kalu- Jee..thik hai jee.. bilkul samajh gaya. Muzhe toh doodh se matlab. Aap jaldi aayiye lekin..aur hamra doodh hamko jaldi dedejiye..garma garam..

Ab bhabhi fir jaane lagi, ki tabhi door jakar wo ruk gayi.

Bhabhi- Tab tak ke liye aap andar kyu nahi aa jaate? Andar aayiye... Mai chaai rakh deti hu aapke liye.

Kalu - kaa baat hai! Ekdum badhiya...

Tabhi kalu ko Rana ji yaad aaye..

Kalu- Are.. nahi nahi bhabhi jee...hum yahi thik hai..humka kaa hai? Hum yahi intzaar kar lenge.

Bhabhi- Aree??? Humne kaha naa andar aaye...

Bhabhi ne iss line ko aise ghusse se bola tha ki kalu chupchaap hath apni pant ko pochte andar aa gaya.

Ab bhabhi bartan lekar kitchen me chali gayi.

Kalu- Jee..bahot bahot shukriya...

Kalu dabate dabate andar aaya. Aur wahi niche jameen par baith gaya...

Bhabhi chaai rakh kar usko paani dene bahar aa gayi..

Bhabhi- Are?? Waha niche kyu baithe hai? Yaha upar sofe par baithiye..

Kalu- Jee..bahot bahot shukriya...hum noukar log yahi thik hai bhabhi jee....waise bhi saheb jaag gaye toh? Isse achaa hum apni aukaat me hi thik. Aapne chaai puch li..yahi badi baat hai..

Bhabhi- Are aisa kyu bolte ho? Sahab kya karenge? Kisike kursi par baithane par kya aitraaz? Aur waise fikr naa kare, sahab nahi aayenge.

Kalu- Kaahe? Uthe nahi hai kaa abtak?

Bhabhi ne paani kaa glass dete hue kaha.

Bhabhi- Uthenge toh bhi nahi aayenge.

Kalu- Kaa? Kaa huaa? Beemar hai kaa? Kahi kal ki dhul toh nahi lag gayi?

Bhabhi- Nahi..wo bilkul fit hai. 

Kalu- Toh??

Bhabhi- Toh bhi nahi ayenge.

Kalu- Matlab? 

Bhabhi- Aree....ufff...Hamne bol toh diya, ki aaj bhi jaldi uthana pada tha. Unko jaldi kuch banana pada. Isliye toh nikaal nahi paayi, upar se ain wakt par charging khatm. 

Hamare doodhwale kaalu saab aage poochne lage.

Kalu- Jaldi uthna pada? Matlab kahi bahar gaye hue hai kya Rana jee?

Bhabhi- Hunnn...

Bhabhi bolte bolte ruk gayi thi. Par jald hi ek lambi saany bharkar kalu se najare bachaate hue bol padi.

Bhabhi - Darsal Haa.. wo darsal hamari jameen ka court- ka kamkaaj adhoora hai. Wahi karwane wakil sahab aur ye jilha shahar gaye hue hai.

Kalu- Jee...sasura ye court kacheri kaa kaam hi kuch aisa hota hai...kaa bataaye...bahut magajmaari...humra bhi jameen ka yahi rath hai..sasura...bakil log bhi...

Uska bholapan dekh kar bhabhi phat se hass padi.

Bhabhi ki wo hasi dekh wo bolte bolte wahi ruk gaya...Bhabhi ki uss hasi ne uske deemag ki taar ched di thi. Use ab kuch samajh aa gaya. Uski ankhone ek chamak bhar gayi aur uski ankhe itni badi ho gayi..

Kalu- Oohreeee...sasura...jara ruko...kaaa? Kaa kaha apne? Rana jee ghar pe nahi hai?

Kalu ke chehare par aise expression the jaise usko pichala janam yaad aa gaya ho.

Deri se baat ko samajh lene ki uski kabiliyat par bhabhi aur jor se has di.


Kalu- Jee bhabhi jee?

Bhabhi- Haa..aapne sahi suna. Mera matlab hai ki aapne sahi samjha, der hi sahi.

Kalu- Matlab...Matlab wo ghar me nahi hai?

Bhabhi- Haa..haa..wo ghar me nahi hai.

Kalu ki khushiya Gagan chu gayi.

Kalu- Kaa sach me? Kahi hamri firki toh nahi le rahe hai naa?

Bhabhi- Aree? Kaahe? Hum kyu majak karne lage?

Kalu- Matlab, mai pakka samjhu naa ki wo ghar pe nahi hai?

Bhabhi- Aree? Kaha naa nahi hai...

Kalu khushi se zoom utha.

Kalu- Matlab Matlab.. Wo sach me ghar me nahi hai?
Bhabhi- Arrerere....haaye dayaa...ab kitni baar puchoge? kaha naa nahi hai...

Bhabhi fir se gaalo me hasi. Ye hasi kalu ko aisi lagi, maano wo hasi kalu se iss duniya ki sabse mithi baat bata rahi hai.

Wo romharshit hokar uth pada. Khushi se hawa me upar dekhne laga.

Kalu- Ye huii naa baaattt....Jara ruke...Aur.. ..aur..bhabhi jee....Golu jee?

Kalu ne sawdhani se pucha..

Bhabhi- Wo toh college jaate hai naa? Aap bhi kya puchte ho? 

Bhabhi ne moodte hue bol diya..

Ye sunte hi kalu ne rok ke rakhi hui apni chalang jaise khol di. Wo khushi se chillate uchalkar khada ho gaya. Maathe par bandha towel khinch kar usne hawa me udaya. Aur khud uchalkar lambi kud gaya.

Bhabhi- Are...ye kya kar rahe hai? 

Kalu- Matlab aapke Pati aur Golu dono ghar me nahi hai?

Bhabhi ne majboori ki lahar chehare par lakar bol diya.

Bhabhi- Haa Haa...haaa..kitni baar batana padega? 

Wahhh...
Ufff...
Ye lamha kalu ke nasib kya laya tha?
Chaahe jo ho, par wo toh iss wakt duniya kaa sabse khush insaan tha.

Kalu utna hi khush ho gaya jitna ki jab wo pahali baar bhabhi ko nanga dekhkar huaa tha. 
Wo nachate hue aage aakar ab khud hi seedha sofe par baith gaya.

Uski ye daring dekh kar Bhbahi bol padi.

Bhabhi- Are...ab kaha gaya wo garib noukar?

Kalu- Jee bhabhi jee, Wo bass aapke pati ke samne...baaki aapke pati ke piche toh wo ek Malik hai.. koi isko malik bhi bulata hai..pata hai naa? Ha..ha..ha..ha...

Ye sunte hi bhabhi sharma gayi.
Bhabhi- Shuuu...Jyada udane ki jaroorat nahi hai. Mere sasur ghar me hi hai. Jyda awaj naa karo, warna wo uth jayenge.

Kalu- Aapke sasur? Giridhar jee toh Naa hone ke barabar hai.. 
Bhabhi-- Are.. mere sasur hai.. aise kaise...jaag gaye toh? 
Kalu- Muzhe unki koi tension nahi. aapne hi kaha hai ki unhe lakwa maar gaya hai. Sunaai aur dikhaai me dikkat hai. 

Bhabhi- Chup rahiye.. ye kya keh rahe hai? Dikkat hai par sun aur dekh sakte hai. Aur kiss liye aapko tension nahi?

Kalu- Are bhabhi jee.. wo muzhe yaha baithe hue thodi dekh sakte hai?

Bhabhi- Achaa....Baithne ke liye bol rahe hai? Waise...aapke baithane se kisko kaha pareshani thi kab?

Kalu- Toh aur nahi toh kya? Aapko kya laga?

Bhabhi- Kuch nahi... jaane dijiye.. Mai chaai laati hu.
Bhabhi ne baat ko talte hue kaha.

Kalu ka naseeb aaj fir se fad fad udane laga tha. Wo jaise ab chand par tha.

Kalu bada khush tha. Ab wo noukar se malik jo ban gaya tha. Jaati hui bhabhi ke pichwade ko seena taadkar dekhte hue bola.
Kalu- Bhabhi jee.. ek chutkula yaad aya.. sunaaye?

Bhabhi kitchen ke darwaje tak jaa chuki thi. Kalu ki baat sunkar wo wahi khadi rahi.

Bhabhi- Jee...kya?? Chutkula?...Haa sunaayiye...

Kalu- "Ek noukar tha, hamari tarah. Hamri taraha hi jameen par aakar baith gaya.
Tabhi uski malkin boli- Jaao, Saab ke Ande ubal dena.
Tabhi wo noukar haa me gardan hilaate hue bola - 'memsab aapka doodh bhi nikal du?'
Toh memsab boli- 'Abhi nahi, sabko jaane do.'"

Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..
Ha..ha..ha..ha..

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ko bhi hasi rokna mushkil hua.
Wo bhi kalu ke sath hass padi.

Bhabhi- Chiii....aap bhi naa...koi tameeej nahi...

Kalu- Are, kaa huaa bhabhi? Isme tameej jaisi kaa baat?
'Uss bichaare kalu ne matlab ki uss noukar ne toh apni memsab ke liye unka doodh garm kar lana chaha..aur memsab ne sab ke jaane ke baad laane bola'
Bass... Are bhabhi. Memsaab ka man nahi hoga tab Pineka..isme kya hai? Amir auraton ke alag shouk hote hai...hame kya. Ab har ek ki soch alag hoti hai..Aapne kaa socha? aap kyu naraj ho gayi?

Bhabhi- Chup rahiye...Aap aur aapke ye chutkule..rahne dijiye...

Bhabhi naak chadhaate boli aur sharmakar andar chali gayi.

Kalu bhi bhabhi ko dekh hasta raha..


To be continued....