24-02-2026, 01:59 PM
Episode 7 : Rana jee ki kalu se pahali mulakat
Prv......
Bhabhi- Humm...waise hume challenge naa kariye? Aap toh janate hi ho iss queen ko.
Kalu- Achaa? Yaha bhi? Pati ke samne bhi?
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Part 2 -
Bhabhi- Kyu nahi?
Ek lubhavne wali ada ke sath bhabhi boli.
Ye sunte hi kalu hakkabkka hokar upar se dekhne laga.
Usko aisa dekhte hue dekhkar bhabhi haste hue boli.
Bhabhi- Akhir bhains ko kya? Kon pati aur kon malik? Kya fark padata hai?
Itna kehkar sharm khakar wo joro se hasne lagi.
Wo isko majakiya baat jatana chahati thi.
Ye sunte hi kalu khushi se keh pada.
Kalu- Haa..bilkul sahi kaha aapne. Fir Malik ho yaa Pati? "Kon doodhaye....aur kon biyaaye" Ha. ...ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Matlab? Doodhyaye samaj me aya, par biyaaye?
Kalu- Are biyaana matlab... pregnant....matlab kon bhi doodh nikale aur kon bhi chod.....
Bhabhi- Chiiii....stop..stopp...mai samajh gayi...aage bolne ki jaroorat nahi..
Bhabhi sharm se jhuk gayi....
Ye dekh kalu jor se hasne laga.
Kalu- Ha..ha..ha.
Uska itna hasta hua dekhkar bhabhi boli.
Bhabhi- Ab chup rahe..darsal baat ye hai ki aajkaa doodh aapko nahi mil sakta.
Kalu hasna chodkar chounk gaya.
Kalu- Kaa? Nahi mil sakta? Matlab?
Bhabhi- Matlab doodh nahi hai.
Kalu- Doodh nahi hai? Kaahe? Kya huaa?
Bhabhi- Wo aapko kya karna? Aap bass itna samajh lo ki aaj nahi mil sakta.
Kalu- Are bhabhi ye kya keh rahe ho? Nahi mil sakta? Magar kaahe? Aise kaise? Aaj apni dairy ka pahala hi din, aur pahale hi din doodh nahi? Ye ache sanket nahi hai. Baataaye kaa huaa?
Bhabhi- Ufff...Ab kya, aur kaise bataaye?
Kalu- bataaye.....bataaye...
Issbaar bhabhi ki sharam se nazare zhuk gayi.
Isi gulabi sharm me matakati hui wo apne pallu me ungali firaate hue boli
Bhabhi- Wo..baat darsal yu ghati ki,..haayee..
Ishhhhh...
Ab ye kaise bataaye aapko..... hume toh batane me sharm aa rahi hai....
Ishhh....
Kalu- Are sharmaayiye mat...bataayiye...ye dairy ka sawal hai. Kahe toh aapki izzat ka sawal hai.
Bhabhi- "Ufff..lagata hai ab batana hi padega.
Ufff..ab kya hi bataaye..... Pata nahi aaj subah subah kaise unka itna mood huaa. Par dimak ki tarah chipak hi gaye aur choda hi nahi. poora pi gaye."
Itna kehkar bhabhi sharm se chur chur ho gayi..
Kalu- Kaa keh rahe ho?
Bhabhi- Dekhe naa..Aam tour par subah subah wo aisa karte nahi hai...par aaj pata nahi kya huaa? unhone choda hi nahi. Dekhte hi dekhete chatt kar gaye.
Kalu- Areeee...re....rokna chahiye tha aapko..
Bhabhi- Rokna? Lakh koshish ke bawjood bhi unko hata nahi paayi... Aur mai bhi toh kya hi kehati unko? 'ki kalu ji le jaane wale hai. Unke liye bachaa ke rakhiye?.'..ishhhhhh.....
Kalu- bhkkkk...budbakkk sasura poora pi gaya...
Bhabhi- Jee? Kya kaha aapne?
Kalu- Nahi nahi kuch nahi bhabhi jee. Mai bass yih keh raha tha ki..aaj pahala hi din aur dairy me doodh hi nahi..
Bhabhi- Haaa na....dekhe naa...
Kalu- Wahi toh....
Bhabhi- Hunnn...ab kya hi kare...
Kalu- Haa...ab kyahi kare? Par shuruwat kuch achi nahi apni Taaza dairy kaa. Aage customer ko bhi jawab dena padata hai..
Bhabhi- Hunn...Haayee.. hum bhi usi baat ka afsos khaye baithe hai. Pahala hi din...upar se customer ko bhi jawab dena padega...Aur upar se aaapki kamaai ka bhi nuksaan. Yahi toh soch soch kar hamara dil baitha jaa raha hai. Khudko jaise apraadhi maan baithi hu.
Aap toh janate hi hai ki, mai kitni serious hu iss sabko leke? Andar se bahot guilt lag raha hai.
Kalu- Haa..ihhh baat toh hai....
Bhabhi- Ab?
Kalu- Ab kya?
Bhabhi- Aap hi suljhaao kuch. Kahi apshakun naa lag jaaye..
Kalu- Haa...ho sakat hai..par ab kaa hi kar sake?Bas itna hi keh sakat hai, Jo ho gaya.so ho gaya...
Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..muzhe kuch sujhaav chahiye..
Kalu- Kaa sujhaav?
Bhabhi- Wo mai nahi janati. Wo aap dekh le. Par muzhe chain nahi milne wala ab.
Kalu- Hunnn..aga aap itna hi keh rahi hai toh ek karat sakte hai...ab hamari kamaayi, aur masterji ko toh hum samjha lenge. Wo aap tension naa lo. Baaki.... Iska nuskaan bharpaayi me...Agar aap chahe toh shym ko nikalkar de sakat ho. Agar aisa ho toh dekh lijiye..
Kalu ne ek alag ummid se baat keh daali.
Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..Shyam ko mere ghar me sab log aane wale hai. Wo option nahi hai..
Ek kaam karo...inko peekar 2ghante toh ho hi gaye hai..ab jo bhi tayaar hai, aur jo bacha huaa hai aap nikal lo. Aaj ki kamai toh nahi, lekin kum se kum mehantana toh mil sake aapko.
Itna kehkar bhabhi chup ho gayi.
Ye baat sunte hi upar kalu romharshit ho utha.
Chalang maar ke niche khud pada.
Kalu- Wahhh..yih hui naa baat...ise kehate hai asali malkin. Kitna khayal hai aapko aapke majdoor kaa. Aapki dairy kaa...
Bhabhi sharm se najare zhukaaye khadi rahi.
Kalu- Par kaha?
Bhabhi- Aur kaha?
Kalu- Par aapke pati toh bahar hi baithe hai..
Bhabhi- Bahar baithe hai..isiliye toh bol rahi hi naa?
Ye bolte wakt bhabhi fir se darwaje ke pass gayi aur bahar zhank ke dekha.
Ye sunte hi Kalu ko ek alag hi romanch mil gaya.
Kalu- Ye aap bol rahi hai? Par bhabhi jee, kaise?
Bhabhi- Kaise matlab? Roj nikalte ho waise...
Kalu- Kaa? Aapke pati toh bahar hi baithe hai? Toh kaisan? Isme toh bada khatra hai..
Bhabhi- Wo mai dekh lungi. Aap fikar naa karo...par haa bina awaj kiye aur jaldi niptana padega.
Kalu- Kaa sach me?
Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya mai zhoot bol rahi hu?
Dairy ki shaan ke liye muzhe ye khatra uthana hi hoga.
Kalu ne sar pakad liya.
Kalu- kya sach me? Fir toh maan gaya aapko. Kamaal ho aap.......ahhha...
par sach bataau toh hamri toh fati padi hai aapke pati ko dekh ke. Sach me fikr ki baat nahi hai naa? Aur ek baar soch lijiye...
Issbaar bhabhi se koi jawab nahi mila.
Bhabhi ne ek lambi sans bhar li aur kuch than lete hue darwaje ki aur dekha. Fir wahi dekhte hue apna pallu gira diya.
Ufff...
Aur yahi par nahi ruki, balki aur ek lambi sans bharkar ab apne blouse ke buttons kholna shuru ki.
Uff...
Ye dekh kalu ko ab kahi jakar bhabhi ki baat ka yakin huaa. Par bhabhi kaa ye dabang dekh kar wo hakkabakka reh gaya tha.
Idhar bhabhi ye kar toh rahi thi, par uski ankho me bhi khouf saaf saaf tour par dikh raha tha.
Ghabraate ghabraate usne 2 buttons khol diye the.
Fir 1 pal ke liye ruk gayi. Fir aur ek lambi sans bharkar usne apne baaki bache buttons bhi khol daale.
Ufff...
Dhadammmm...dhoommmm...
Par yakin maniye bhabhi ke mummon ka wo mashhoor uchalkar bahar ana aaj kalu ne dekha tak nahi. Wo itna dara hua tha. Uski nazar bass darwaje ki ahat ki aur hi lagi rahi. Sach me bhabhi se jyada to wo khud dara huaa tha.
Wo kabhi bhabhi ki chaati ko, toh kabhi darwaje ki aur dekhane me raha tha
Ab jab usne bhabhi ko dekha toh bhabhi ke mumme kabke bahar aa chuke the.
Ye dekhte hi usko bada jabardast zhatka laga.
Usne toh sar hi pakad liya.
Wo issbaar khud bhagkar darwaje ke pass aya aur darwaje ke bahar zhankne laga.
Ufff...
Bahar dekh kar use thoda sukun mila, Kyunki uss hallway me koi nahi tha.
Par tabhi uska chehara dar se kala pad gaya. Kyunki usne thodi hi door ek ahat sun li. Wo uss laptop ki keyboard ki buttons se nikalne wali awaj thi.
Khataak## khataak## Khataakk##
Matlab bhabhi ka pati itna najdik tha. Ye sunkar toh kalu kaa dar aur bhi badh gaya. Tabhi abhi abhi li gayi ek lambi saany aur angdaai bhara khasana bhi kalu ne sun liya.
Kalu ko ye mamla bada hi serious aur dangerous laga.
Uff..
Wo marad waha ghar ke hall me baitha hai, aur Usk biwi najdik ki room me iss paraye marad ke samne apne mumme kholkar uska doodh nikalne k bol rahi hai.
Ye bahot hi shocking tha kalu ke liye.
Wo turant andar huaa aur bhabhi ko samjhaane ke liye kuch bolne laga.
Par tabhi usne dekha ki,
Agale hi pal bhabhi chalkar ek kone me gayi aur waha rakhi goni uthaai aur niche Jamin par dal di. Fir uspar chadhkar ghodi bankar khadi ho gayi.
Ufff...
Yaha kalu ne sar pakad liya.
Tabhi kalu ko bina dekhe bhabhi bol padi.
Bhabhi- Jaldi..
Kalu hakkabakka dekhta raha. Wo ab bilkul dar gaya tha.
Kalu- Bhabhi jee..par??? Bahar?? Wo?? Aapke???
Bhabhi- Jyada time nahi hai hamare pass..jald...
Kalu- Hummm..sasuraa..par bhabhi wo???aree kum se kum darwaja toh laga lijiye..
Bhabhi- Nahi nahi..pagal hai kya? Hum dono andar aur darwaja lagaaye? Log kya samjhenge?
Ye sunkar Kalu toh aur jyada ghabra gaya. Use har taraf khatra nazar aane laga.
Kalu- Are nahi lagaya toh hamari arthi uthegi..
Bhabhi- Kya kaha aapne?
Kalu- Are kuch nahi..bass yih kahat hai k yaha bada khatra hai.
Bhabhi- Are jaldi kajiye naa..Mai jyada der tak aise nah rahne wali.
Ek kamsin haseena apna blouse kholkar apne bade mummon ko zhulaate hue ghodi ban khadi thi. Najara toh bada hi katilana tha, par mouka ye dastur bhi toh bada najook tha.
Kalu samajh nahi paa raha tha ki kya kare?
Toh ab usne socha ki phat se mumme sehlaakar 2, 3 baar chuchiya dabaakar chod de hai kisike aane se pahale.
Toh ab wo phat se bhabhi ke pass gaya aur seedha bhabhi ke boobs me hath dala.
Tabhi bhabhi ne usko roka.
Bhabhi- Are...ye kya kar rahe ho? ache se nikaale. Jaise roj nikalte ho waise hi nikalna padega. Jaayee..waha piche rakha bartan layiye..aur paani bhi wahi milega aapko.
Kalu shock me bol pada.
Kalu- Piche?
Bhabhi- Haa..piche ki room me. Dabe paav jaayiye aur abhi abhi dhokar rakhe bartano me se ek utha laayiye.
Kalu toh shock me bass sunta reh gaya..
Bhabhi- Are..bartan waha rakha hai..jaaye jaldi...ya phir mai jau?
Kalu- Nahi..nahi..aap ruke...Mai hi jata hu.
Kalu ki toh jaan mooh me aa gayi.
Wo bhabhi ki iss bndhast harkat par hairaan tha.
Kalu ab uth khada huaa. Dabe paav darwaje tak aya. Usne bahar dekha toh Hallway khali hi tha. Toh ab himmat jutakar usne room ke bahar pair rakha. Aur uss hallway se chupate chupate ghar ke piche wali room tak aa gaya.
Wo aise hi saamaan rakhne wali khuli space thi. Uske baad piche wala ghar ka akahri darwaja tha. Uss darwje ke pass dhokar rakhe bartano ka dera tha. Kalu ne usme se ek katora utha liya. Wo bhi bade hi najook kalaiyon se. Kahi bartan ka awaj naa ho isliye.
Fir wahi rakhi balti me se paani bhi bhar liya aur billi ke dabe paav jaisa chup haap usi hallway se kabaad room tak pahunch gaya. Fir sawdhani se room ke andar ho gaya. Andar aate wakt bahar ke hall me sofe par baithe bhabhi ke pati ki Watch /ghadi pahani kalayi use dikhi.
Kalu kaa toh dar ke maare paseena choot gaya.
Uss ghadi ne use bata diya ki kitni naook ghadi chal rahi thi uski uss wakt.
Wo poora dara huaa tha.
Paseena pochte pochte usne samne dekha toh uski bhains bindhast waise hi apne mumme hilaate khadi hai.
Issbaar bhabhi ko aise dekhkar uska lund khada hone ki wajay paani mangane laga. Bhabhi ke iss dabangaai ne usko poora dara diya tha.
Wo thodi der dekhta rha. Tabhi bhabhi ne usko shook shook kar ke jaldi karne ko kaha.
Toh,
Issbaar wo turant aage badha. Ab bhabhi ke samne aakar baith gaya.
Ab ek hath badhakar usne bhabhi ke boobs par apna ek punja firaa liya. Ise kahate hai duniya ka sabse naseebwala! Par yaha iss kalu ka dhyaan hi nahi tha. Wo baar baar uss khule darwaje ko hi dekh raha tha. Unn hot bos ka sparsh uske liye bass ek chamadi ka sparsh banke reh gaya tha. Kyunki dar se uske saare sense kaam karna band ho gaye the. Wo achi taraf e janata tha ki, " chaahe jo bhi ho, akhir aurat jaat hai. Kabhi bhi palat sakti hai. Aur sara ilzaam uspar aa jayega. Fir usko khuleaam faasi di jaayegi."
Usne dekhe bina hi dono boobs ko halka chu liya aur fir samne aakar bartan uthakar paani ki bouchaar maarne ko badha.
Bhabhi- Ruko..
Tabhi bhabhi bol padi.
Usko rokkar bhabhi turnt uth khadi ho gayi.
Kalu ko kuch samajh nahi aya aur wo bass bhabhi ko dekhne laga.
Toh ab bhabhi ne fir se ek dafa darwaje ko dekha aur ab apani palkon ko zhukaate hue apna blouse apne kandhonse utaarne lagi.
Ye dekh kalu aur dar gaya.
Kalu- Are ye kya?.....
Uske kuch bolne se pahale dekhte hi dekhete bhabhi ne apna poora blouse hath se utaar diya.
Oh..my..hod..
Ek hi pal me uss aurat kaa blouse kandho se utarkar uske hath me aa gaya tha.
Kalu ne toh sar pe hath rakh diye.
Jara sochiye dosto...
' Ek hi room chodkar bahar hall room ke sofe par uska pati baitha hai. Aur uske bagal wali hi room me uski biwi kisi paraaye mard ke samne blouse utaar kar khadi ho gayi hai.'
Kasam , kya nazra tha!
Kalu ka khula mooh dekhte hue bhabhi bol padi.
Bhabhi- "Rukiye...Aaj blouse gila nahi kar sakti. Bahar wo baithe hai. Aap paani marte wakt sab bheega dete ho."
Bhabhi ne blouse poora utaarne ki wajah bata dali thi.
Ab kya? Chahe jo bhi ho..par ye nazara bada hi katil sangeen tha.
Kalu ke toh rongate khade ho gaye the.
Ab apne blouse ki ache se ghadiyaa kar ke Bhabhi ne wo blouse wahi goni ke baaju rakha. Wo aise ghadi kar ke rakha jaise press kar ke cupboard me rakha jata ho.
Aisa rakh kar apani bhabhi phatak se fir se ghodi ban zhuk gayi.
Kalu- Bha..bha...Bhabhi jee..pura kahe utaara? Dar..dar...waja khulla hi hai...
Tabhi bahar baithe pati ke jor se khasne ki awaj aayi..
Issbaar toh Kalu ki poori fat gayi
Kalu- Dekha? Tumhare Pati toh baaju me hi hai.
Bhabhi- Aree??? Mere pati hai toh tension bhi toh muzhe honi chahiye naa?
Toh aap kaahe tension le rahe hai? Aap tension naa lo.
Itna kehkar bhabhi majakiya andaaz me hasne lagi.
Kalu- Are????..meri yaha phati padi hai##@@@%%..aaur aap hass rahi hai?
Uski ye chidh sunkar bhabhi toh aur jyada hasne lagi.
Bhabhi- Are maine kaha naa aap tension naa lo.
Kalu- Hum paani nahi marne wale aaj.. pleeejjj pahan lijiye..
Tabhi bhabhi fir se uth khadi huee. Issbaar bhi uske chehare par wahi toofani bhaav umade hue the. Ye dekhkar kalu phat se bol pada.
Kalu- Ab kya huaa?
Bhabhi apani saree ko ghutno tak uthate hue use zhadne lagi..
Bhabhi- Chii...chii...dekho dhool lag gayi.. Mai bhool hi gayi ki safed saare hai. Agar ghutno pe daag lag gaye aur agar mere pati ne ye dekh liya, toh? Unko th yahi sawal poora din satata rahega..ki, "bhala meri biwi ghutno pe kya kar rahi thi?"
Ye bolkar wo fir se majakiya andaaj me hasne lagi.
Kalu ne pareshani me bola.
Kalu- Toh?
Tabhi bhabhi ne haste hue apne pallu ko pakad liya. Uski iss hasi me ajab hi madakta aur ek alag hi chaal chupi hui thi.
Pallu ko aise hath me pakad kar ab usne pallu gira diya.
Ohhh..my..hod...
Wo kya karne jaa rahi thi?
Pati ki moujudgi me bhabhi ye kya pagalana harkate kar rahi hai?
Ab aage kya hoga?
ye janane ke liye stay tuned...
To be continued....
Prv......
Bhabhi- Humm...waise hume challenge naa kariye? Aap toh janate hi ho iss queen ko.
Kalu- Achaa? Yaha bhi? Pati ke samne bhi?
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Part 2 -
Bhabhi- Kyu nahi?
Ek lubhavne wali ada ke sath bhabhi boli.
Ye sunte hi kalu hakkabkka hokar upar se dekhne laga.
Usko aisa dekhte hue dekhkar bhabhi haste hue boli.
Bhabhi- Akhir bhains ko kya? Kon pati aur kon malik? Kya fark padata hai?
Itna kehkar sharm khakar wo joro se hasne lagi.
Wo isko majakiya baat jatana chahati thi.
Ye sunte hi kalu khushi se keh pada.
Kalu- Haa..bilkul sahi kaha aapne. Fir Malik ho yaa Pati? "Kon doodhaye....aur kon biyaaye" Ha. ...ha..ha..
Bhabhi- Matlab? Doodhyaye samaj me aya, par biyaaye?
Kalu- Are biyaana matlab... pregnant....matlab kon bhi doodh nikale aur kon bhi chod.....
Bhabhi- Chiiii....stop..stopp...mai samajh gayi...aage bolne ki jaroorat nahi..
Bhabhi sharm se jhuk gayi....
Ye dekh kalu jor se hasne laga.
Kalu- Ha..ha..ha.
Uska itna hasta hua dekhkar bhabhi boli.
Bhabhi- Ab chup rahe..darsal baat ye hai ki aajkaa doodh aapko nahi mil sakta.
Kalu hasna chodkar chounk gaya.
Kalu- Kaa? Nahi mil sakta? Matlab?
Bhabhi- Matlab doodh nahi hai.
Kalu- Doodh nahi hai? Kaahe? Kya huaa?
Bhabhi- Wo aapko kya karna? Aap bass itna samajh lo ki aaj nahi mil sakta.
Kalu- Are bhabhi ye kya keh rahe ho? Nahi mil sakta? Magar kaahe? Aise kaise? Aaj apni dairy ka pahala hi din, aur pahale hi din doodh nahi? Ye ache sanket nahi hai. Baataaye kaa huaa?
Bhabhi- Ufff...Ab kya, aur kaise bataaye?
Kalu- bataaye.....bataaye...
Issbaar bhabhi ki sharam se nazare zhuk gayi.
Isi gulabi sharm me matakati hui wo apne pallu me ungali firaate hue boli
Bhabhi- Wo..baat darsal yu ghati ki,..haayee..
Ishhhhh...
Ab ye kaise bataaye aapko..... hume toh batane me sharm aa rahi hai....
Ishhh....
Kalu- Are sharmaayiye mat...bataayiye...ye dairy ka sawal hai. Kahe toh aapki izzat ka sawal hai.
Bhabhi- "Ufff..lagata hai ab batana hi padega.
Ufff..ab kya hi bataaye..... Pata nahi aaj subah subah kaise unka itna mood huaa. Par dimak ki tarah chipak hi gaye aur choda hi nahi. poora pi gaye."
Itna kehkar bhabhi sharm se chur chur ho gayi..
Kalu- Kaa keh rahe ho?
Bhabhi- Dekhe naa..Aam tour par subah subah wo aisa karte nahi hai...par aaj pata nahi kya huaa? unhone choda hi nahi. Dekhte hi dekhete chatt kar gaye.
Kalu- Areeee...re....rokna chahiye tha aapko..
Bhabhi- Rokna? Lakh koshish ke bawjood bhi unko hata nahi paayi... Aur mai bhi toh kya hi kehati unko? 'ki kalu ji le jaane wale hai. Unke liye bachaa ke rakhiye?.'..ishhhhhh.....
Kalu- bhkkkk...budbakkk sasura poora pi gaya...
Bhabhi- Jee? Kya kaha aapne?
Kalu- Nahi nahi kuch nahi bhabhi jee. Mai bass yih keh raha tha ki..aaj pahala hi din aur dairy me doodh hi nahi..
Bhabhi- Haaa na....dekhe naa...
Kalu- Wahi toh....
Bhabhi- Hunnn...ab kya hi kare...
Kalu- Haa...ab kyahi kare? Par shuruwat kuch achi nahi apni Taaza dairy kaa. Aage customer ko bhi jawab dena padata hai..
Bhabhi- Hunn...Haayee.. hum bhi usi baat ka afsos khaye baithe hai. Pahala hi din...upar se customer ko bhi jawab dena padega...Aur upar se aaapki kamaai ka bhi nuksaan. Yahi toh soch soch kar hamara dil baitha jaa raha hai. Khudko jaise apraadhi maan baithi hu.
Aap toh janate hi hai ki, mai kitni serious hu iss sabko leke? Andar se bahot guilt lag raha hai.
Kalu- Haa..ihhh baat toh hai....
Bhabhi- Ab?
Kalu- Ab kya?
Bhabhi- Aap hi suljhaao kuch. Kahi apshakun naa lag jaaye..
Kalu- Haa...ho sakat hai..par ab kaa hi kar sake?Bas itna hi keh sakat hai, Jo ho gaya.so ho gaya...
Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..muzhe kuch sujhaav chahiye..
Kalu- Kaa sujhaav?
Bhabhi- Wo mai nahi janati. Wo aap dekh le. Par muzhe chain nahi milne wala ab.
Kalu- Hunnn..aga aap itna hi keh rahi hai toh ek karat sakte hai...ab hamari kamaayi, aur masterji ko toh hum samjha lenge. Wo aap tension naa lo. Baaki.... Iska nuskaan bharpaayi me...Agar aap chahe toh shym ko nikalkar de sakat ho. Agar aisa ho toh dekh lijiye..
Kalu ne ek alag ummid se baat keh daali.
Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..Shyam ko mere ghar me sab log aane wale hai. Wo option nahi hai..
Ek kaam karo...inko peekar 2ghante toh ho hi gaye hai..ab jo bhi tayaar hai, aur jo bacha huaa hai aap nikal lo. Aaj ki kamai toh nahi, lekin kum se kum mehantana toh mil sake aapko.
Itna kehkar bhabhi chup ho gayi.
Ye baat sunte hi upar kalu romharshit ho utha.
Chalang maar ke niche khud pada.
Kalu- Wahhh..yih hui naa baat...ise kehate hai asali malkin. Kitna khayal hai aapko aapke majdoor kaa. Aapki dairy kaa...
Bhabhi sharm se najare zhukaaye khadi rahi.
Kalu- Par kaha?
Bhabhi- Aur kaha?
Kalu- Par aapke pati toh bahar hi baithe hai..
Bhabhi- Bahar baithe hai..isiliye toh bol rahi hi naa?
Ye bolte wakt bhabhi fir se darwaje ke pass gayi aur bahar zhank ke dekha.
Ye sunte hi Kalu ko ek alag hi romanch mil gaya.
Kalu- Ye aap bol rahi hai? Par bhabhi jee, kaise?
Bhabhi- Kaise matlab? Roj nikalte ho waise...
Kalu- Kaa? Aapke pati toh bahar hi baithe hai? Toh kaisan? Isme toh bada khatra hai..
Bhabhi- Wo mai dekh lungi. Aap fikar naa karo...par haa bina awaj kiye aur jaldi niptana padega.
Kalu- Kaa sach me?
Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya mai zhoot bol rahi hu?
Dairy ki shaan ke liye muzhe ye khatra uthana hi hoga.
Kalu ne sar pakad liya.
Kalu- kya sach me? Fir toh maan gaya aapko. Kamaal ho aap.......ahhha...
par sach bataau toh hamri toh fati padi hai aapke pati ko dekh ke. Sach me fikr ki baat nahi hai naa? Aur ek baar soch lijiye...
Issbaar bhabhi se koi jawab nahi mila.
Bhabhi ne ek lambi sans bhar li aur kuch than lete hue darwaje ki aur dekha. Fir wahi dekhte hue apna pallu gira diya.
Ufff...
Aur yahi par nahi ruki, balki aur ek lambi sans bharkar ab apne blouse ke buttons kholna shuru ki.
Uff...
Ye dekh kalu ko ab kahi jakar bhabhi ki baat ka yakin huaa. Par bhabhi kaa ye dabang dekh kar wo hakkabakka reh gaya tha.
Idhar bhabhi ye kar toh rahi thi, par uski ankho me bhi khouf saaf saaf tour par dikh raha tha.
Ghabraate ghabraate usne 2 buttons khol diye the.
Fir 1 pal ke liye ruk gayi. Fir aur ek lambi sans bharkar usne apne baaki bache buttons bhi khol daale.
Ufff...
Dhadammmm...dhoommmm...
Par yakin maniye bhabhi ke mummon ka wo mashhoor uchalkar bahar ana aaj kalu ne dekha tak nahi. Wo itna dara hua tha. Uski nazar bass darwaje ki ahat ki aur hi lagi rahi. Sach me bhabhi se jyada to wo khud dara huaa tha.
Wo kabhi bhabhi ki chaati ko, toh kabhi darwaje ki aur dekhane me raha tha
Ab jab usne bhabhi ko dekha toh bhabhi ke mumme kabke bahar aa chuke the.
Ye dekhte hi usko bada jabardast zhatka laga.
Usne toh sar hi pakad liya.
Wo issbaar khud bhagkar darwaje ke pass aya aur darwaje ke bahar zhankne laga.
Ufff...
Bahar dekh kar use thoda sukun mila, Kyunki uss hallway me koi nahi tha.
Par tabhi uska chehara dar se kala pad gaya. Kyunki usne thodi hi door ek ahat sun li. Wo uss laptop ki keyboard ki buttons se nikalne wali awaj thi.
Khataak## khataak## Khataakk##
Matlab bhabhi ka pati itna najdik tha. Ye sunkar toh kalu kaa dar aur bhi badh gaya. Tabhi abhi abhi li gayi ek lambi saany aur angdaai bhara khasana bhi kalu ne sun liya.
Kalu ko ye mamla bada hi serious aur dangerous laga.
Uff..
Wo marad waha ghar ke hall me baitha hai, aur Usk biwi najdik ki room me iss paraye marad ke samne apne mumme kholkar uska doodh nikalne k bol rahi hai.
Ye bahot hi shocking tha kalu ke liye.
Wo turant andar huaa aur bhabhi ko samjhaane ke liye kuch bolne laga.
Par tabhi usne dekha ki,
Agale hi pal bhabhi chalkar ek kone me gayi aur waha rakhi goni uthaai aur niche Jamin par dal di. Fir uspar chadhkar ghodi bankar khadi ho gayi.
Ufff...
Yaha kalu ne sar pakad liya.
Tabhi kalu ko bina dekhe bhabhi bol padi.
Bhabhi- Jaldi..
Kalu hakkabakka dekhta raha. Wo ab bilkul dar gaya tha.
Kalu- Bhabhi jee..par??? Bahar?? Wo?? Aapke???
Bhabhi- Jyada time nahi hai hamare pass..jald...
Kalu- Hummm..sasuraa..par bhabhi wo???aree kum se kum darwaja toh laga lijiye..
Bhabhi- Nahi nahi..pagal hai kya? Hum dono andar aur darwaja lagaaye? Log kya samjhenge?
Ye sunkar Kalu toh aur jyada ghabra gaya. Use har taraf khatra nazar aane laga.
Kalu- Are nahi lagaya toh hamari arthi uthegi..
Bhabhi- Kya kaha aapne?
Kalu- Are kuch nahi..bass yih kahat hai k yaha bada khatra hai.
Bhabhi- Are jaldi kajiye naa..Mai jyada der tak aise nah rahne wali.
Ek kamsin haseena apna blouse kholkar apne bade mummon ko zhulaate hue ghodi ban khadi thi. Najara toh bada hi katilana tha, par mouka ye dastur bhi toh bada najook tha.
Kalu samajh nahi paa raha tha ki kya kare?
Toh ab usne socha ki phat se mumme sehlaakar 2, 3 baar chuchiya dabaakar chod de hai kisike aane se pahale.
Toh ab wo phat se bhabhi ke pass gaya aur seedha bhabhi ke boobs me hath dala.
Tabhi bhabhi ne usko roka.
Bhabhi- Are...ye kya kar rahe ho? ache se nikaale. Jaise roj nikalte ho waise hi nikalna padega. Jaayee..waha piche rakha bartan layiye..aur paani bhi wahi milega aapko.
Kalu shock me bol pada.
Kalu- Piche?
Bhabhi- Haa..piche ki room me. Dabe paav jaayiye aur abhi abhi dhokar rakhe bartano me se ek utha laayiye.
Kalu toh shock me bass sunta reh gaya..
Bhabhi- Are..bartan waha rakha hai..jaaye jaldi...ya phir mai jau?
Kalu- Nahi..nahi..aap ruke...Mai hi jata hu.
Kalu ki toh jaan mooh me aa gayi.
Wo bhabhi ki iss bndhast harkat par hairaan tha.
Kalu ab uth khada huaa. Dabe paav darwaje tak aya. Usne bahar dekha toh Hallway khali hi tha. Toh ab himmat jutakar usne room ke bahar pair rakha. Aur uss hallway se chupate chupate ghar ke piche wali room tak aa gaya.
Wo aise hi saamaan rakhne wali khuli space thi. Uske baad piche wala ghar ka akahri darwaja tha. Uss darwje ke pass dhokar rakhe bartano ka dera tha. Kalu ne usme se ek katora utha liya. Wo bhi bade hi najook kalaiyon se. Kahi bartan ka awaj naa ho isliye.
Fir wahi rakhi balti me se paani bhi bhar liya aur billi ke dabe paav jaisa chup haap usi hallway se kabaad room tak pahunch gaya. Fir sawdhani se room ke andar ho gaya. Andar aate wakt bahar ke hall me sofe par baithe bhabhi ke pati ki Watch /ghadi pahani kalayi use dikhi.
Kalu kaa toh dar ke maare paseena choot gaya.
Uss ghadi ne use bata diya ki kitni naook ghadi chal rahi thi uski uss wakt.
Wo poora dara huaa tha.
Paseena pochte pochte usne samne dekha toh uski bhains bindhast waise hi apne mumme hilaate khadi hai.
Issbaar bhabhi ko aise dekhkar uska lund khada hone ki wajay paani mangane laga. Bhabhi ke iss dabangaai ne usko poora dara diya tha.
Wo thodi der dekhta rha. Tabhi bhabhi ne usko shook shook kar ke jaldi karne ko kaha.
Toh,
Issbaar wo turant aage badha. Ab bhabhi ke samne aakar baith gaya.
Ab ek hath badhakar usne bhabhi ke boobs par apna ek punja firaa liya. Ise kahate hai duniya ka sabse naseebwala! Par yaha iss kalu ka dhyaan hi nahi tha. Wo baar baar uss khule darwaje ko hi dekh raha tha. Unn hot bos ka sparsh uske liye bass ek chamadi ka sparsh banke reh gaya tha. Kyunki dar se uske saare sense kaam karna band ho gaye the. Wo achi taraf e janata tha ki, " chaahe jo bhi ho, akhir aurat jaat hai. Kabhi bhi palat sakti hai. Aur sara ilzaam uspar aa jayega. Fir usko khuleaam faasi di jaayegi."
Usne dekhe bina hi dono boobs ko halka chu liya aur fir samne aakar bartan uthakar paani ki bouchaar maarne ko badha.
Bhabhi- Ruko..
Tabhi bhabhi bol padi.
Usko rokkar bhabhi turnt uth khadi ho gayi.
Kalu ko kuch samajh nahi aya aur wo bass bhabhi ko dekhne laga.
Toh ab bhabhi ne fir se ek dafa darwaje ko dekha aur ab apani palkon ko zhukaate hue apna blouse apne kandhonse utaarne lagi.
Ye dekh kalu aur dar gaya.
Kalu- Are ye kya?.....
Uske kuch bolne se pahale dekhte hi dekhete bhabhi ne apna poora blouse hath se utaar diya.
Oh..my..hod..
Ek hi pal me uss aurat kaa blouse kandho se utarkar uske hath me aa gaya tha.
Kalu ne toh sar pe hath rakh diye.
Jara sochiye dosto...
' Ek hi room chodkar bahar hall room ke sofe par uska pati baitha hai. Aur uske bagal wali hi room me uski biwi kisi paraaye mard ke samne blouse utaar kar khadi ho gayi hai.'
Kasam , kya nazra tha!
Kalu ka khula mooh dekhte hue bhabhi bol padi.
Bhabhi- "Rukiye...Aaj blouse gila nahi kar sakti. Bahar wo baithe hai. Aap paani marte wakt sab bheega dete ho."
Bhabhi ne blouse poora utaarne ki wajah bata dali thi.
Ab kya? Chahe jo bhi ho..par ye nazara bada hi katil sangeen tha.
Kalu ke toh rongate khade ho gaye the.
Ab apne blouse ki ache se ghadiyaa kar ke Bhabhi ne wo blouse wahi goni ke baaju rakha. Wo aise ghadi kar ke rakha jaise press kar ke cupboard me rakha jata ho.
Aisa rakh kar apani bhabhi phatak se fir se ghodi ban zhuk gayi.
Kalu- Bha..bha...Bhabhi jee..pura kahe utaara? Dar..dar...waja khulla hi hai...
Tabhi bahar baithe pati ke jor se khasne ki awaj aayi..
Issbaar toh Kalu ki poori fat gayi
Kalu- Dekha? Tumhare Pati toh baaju me hi hai.
Bhabhi- Aree??? Mere pati hai toh tension bhi toh muzhe honi chahiye naa?
Toh aap kaahe tension le rahe hai? Aap tension naa lo.
Itna kehkar bhabhi majakiya andaaz me hasne lagi.
Kalu- Are????..meri yaha phati padi hai##@@@%%..aaur aap hass rahi hai?
Uski ye chidh sunkar bhabhi toh aur jyada hasne lagi.
Bhabhi- Are maine kaha naa aap tension naa lo.
Kalu- Hum paani nahi marne wale aaj.. pleeejjj pahan lijiye..
Tabhi bhabhi fir se uth khadi huee. Issbaar bhi uske chehare par wahi toofani bhaav umade hue the. Ye dekhkar kalu phat se bol pada.
Kalu- Ab kya huaa?
Bhabhi apani saree ko ghutno tak uthate hue use zhadne lagi..
Bhabhi- Chii...chii...dekho dhool lag gayi.. Mai bhool hi gayi ki safed saare hai. Agar ghutno pe daag lag gaye aur agar mere pati ne ye dekh liya, toh? Unko th yahi sawal poora din satata rahega..ki, "bhala meri biwi ghutno pe kya kar rahi thi?"
Ye bolkar wo fir se majakiya andaaj me hasne lagi.
Kalu ne pareshani me bola.
Kalu- Toh?
Tabhi bhabhi ne haste hue apne pallu ko pakad liya. Uski iss hasi me ajab hi madakta aur ek alag hi chaal chupi hui thi.
Pallu ko aise hath me pakad kar ab usne pallu gira diya.
Ohhh..my..hod...
Wo kya karne jaa rahi thi?
Pati ki moujudgi me bhabhi ye kya pagalana harkate kar rahi hai?
Ab aage kya hoga?
ye janane ke liye stay tuned...
To be continued....


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