23-02-2026, 09:11 AM
Episode 7 - "Ranaji se kalu ki pahali mulakat"
Part 1
" Lilly's Taza "
Haa.ha...
" Lilly ka Taza "
Ab bakayda bhabhi ke naam se uski khudki ek dairy stahpit ho gayi thi iss duniya me.
Isstaraf ki shayad ye pahali hi dairy hogi hamare desh me. Jaha aisa nayaab doodh milta ho.
(Ab iss se inspire hokar agar koi aur hot bhabhi apni shuru kar deti hai toh pata nah? Par abhi ke liye aisi eklouti dairy thi desh me.)
Ufff..
Apni Lilly bhabhi ka bhi koi jawab nahi.
Bhabhi ne apni iss fantasy ko itna sach wala kar dikhaya tha ki, ispar yakin karna bada mushkil tha.
Haa..Matlab itna asali jaisa kon karta hai? Lekin bhabhi ne apni iss fantasy ko ek alag hi level par jaa rakha tha.
Warna Cosplay toh koi bhi karta hai. Bahot jan karte bhi hai aaj kal. Lekin wo 10, 15 min ke liye. Par bhabhi jaisa sach me karne ko ek alag hi jigra chahiye hota hai. Itna dedication ki samne wale ki rooh kamp uthe.
Dairy ki sthapana ke baad aaj kalu kayde se doodh lene bhabhi ke ghar pahunch gaya. Ab wo official dairy ka employee jo ban gaya tha.
Aate hi awaj de di.
Bhabhi##### wo bhabhi###
Aaj kuch jyada hi wakt laga bhabhi ko darwaja kholne ko.
Jaise hi darwaja khula bhabhi khud hi 1 kadam bahar aa gayi. Aur bahar hokar turant apne hont par ek ungali rakhe hue shuuuuuu...ki awaj kar di.
Uska saaf saaf matlab tha ki 'koi awaj kiye bagar wahi khade raho.'
Kalu turant samajh gaya.
Ab usne bhi ishara karte hue karan pucha.
Tabhi bhabhi ne piche ki taraf ishara karte hue khud ek dafa piche dekha aur ab pura darwaja hi khol diya.
Bhabhi ka ishara dekhne ke liye darwaja khulte hi kalu ne andar zhank liya.
Tabhi usne paya ki ghar ke hall me koi ek shaqs baitha hai. Uske samane laptop tha aur wo kisi kaam be vyasth tha.
Tabhi bhabhi ne unki taraf gardan hilate hue kaha.
Bhabhi- Jee..yahi hai wo doodhwale. Inka naam kalu jee hai. Andar aayiye...kalu jee.
Halakhi uss sofe par baithe adami ne upar dekha bhi nahi. Par bhabhi ke kahane par usne bass gardan hilayi.
Bhabhi ki tone aur uski hilaayi gayi gardan se kalu samajh gaya ki samne baitha huaa aadmi bhabhi ka Pati hai.
Ye samajh me aate hi kalu ki toh fat gayi. Iss wakt iss duniya me kalu ek hi vyakti se nahi milna chahata tha. Aur ab wahi uske samne baitha tha.
Andar bulaane ka karan samajhne me wo bechain ho utha. Wo bhabhi se isharo me poochne laga.
Bhabhi- Are, kaha naa andar aayiye.
Uske isharo kaa jawab aise sunkar wo ghabra gaya. Ab wo sankoch me aage badha aur ab andar aya.
Bhabhi- Ye mere pati hai, Rana Prasad.
Kalu ne turant nokar ki tarah zhukate hue hath jod liye.
Kalu- Jee..sahab...namaste...
Uski awaj me saaf tour par ghabrahat sunaai di.
Uhar Ranaji toh laptop me mooh ghusaye baithe the. Unhone dekha tak nahi kalu ko.
Bass gardan hilakar uska pranam swikaar kar liya. Dekhne se wo kisi kaam me bahot busy lag rahe the.
Tabhi bhabhi aage boli.
Bhabhi- Maine kaha tha naa..wo yahi hai...yahi nikalenge..
'nikalenge' shabd sunte hi kalu ke neeche ki jameen sarak gayi. Issbaar wo kamal kaa dar gaya.
Kalu khudse bol pada.
- "Nikalenge? Kya nikalenge? Kya besharam aurat hai? Khud hi keh rahi hai apne pati ke samne?"
Ranaji- Thik hai.
Ranaji ne issbaar jawab diya, Par wo bhi bina dekhe. Pata nahi konse itne kaam me busy the?
Ab bhabhi ne kalu ko baithane bola.
Bhabhi ne jaisa ishara kiya wo wahi baith gaya.
Usko bithakar bhabhi ab bina bole andar chali gayi.
Ab uss room me wo dono baithe the.
Kalu ki pahale se phati padi thi. Uski ranaji se baat karne ki himmat hi nahi hui. Wo wahi niche jameen par baitha raha aur waha ranaji abhi bhi kaam me vyasth the. Ranaji ne toh abhi bhi uski taraf dekha tak nahi tha.
Rana jee ki taraf se samne wale adami ko iss tarah se beiizat karna Kalu ko acha toh nahi laga, par iss wakt wo bhi yahi chahata tha. Toh usko koi atraaz nahi tha. Waise bhi item ke pati ko milna kisko achaa lagta hai?
Wo dono bina baat kiye waise hi baithe rahe.
Kalu soch me doob gaya
Kalu- " akhir kya kaam hoga? Bhabhi ne yaha kaahe bithaya? Kahi pati ke hatho pitwane ki sajish toh nahi?"
Wo isi vichaaro me tha ki,
Tabhi bhabhi bahar aa gayi.
Uske hath me ek tray tha. Jisme paani ka katora aur 2 cup chaai thi.
Usne 1cup apne pati ko de diya, aur dusara cup kalu ko. Kalu ne fouran chaai utha li. Sath me biscuit bhi.
jald hi chaai khatm kar di.
Jaise hi chaai khatm ho gayi bhabhi ne kalu ko hath se ishara karte hue kaha.
Bhabhi- Chaliye..kaluji..Uss room me chalte hai..
Bhabhi ne kabaadkhane ki room ki taraf ishara karte hue kaha.
Kalu ki toh bolti band ho gayi thi. Use samajhme nahi aa raha tha ki wha chal kya raha hai? Wo ye sab samajhne ki koshish me laga tha, tabhi bhabhi ne fir se ankho se ishara karte hue jataya.
Bhabhi- Aree??? Chale.....
Bhabhi ka ghusse wala ishara dekh kalu uth gaya aur bhabhi ke piche piche kabaad wale room ki taraf chal diya.
Jaate wakt ranaji se najare chupate wo khudse bol pada-
Kalu" Hann???? Are ye aurat kya kar rahi hai?"
Main Hall ke samne kitchen tha, aur uss kitchen ki bagal se piche jaane ke liye ek patali gali jaisa Hallway tha. Jo uss kabad room tak jakar piche jaati thi.
Ye kabaad room aur kitchen ek dusare ke virudh side me the.
Uss patali gali se Wo dono kabaad room me pahunch gaye. Kalu aaj pahali baar gjar me pravesh kar ke andar se uss room tak pahuncha tha. Baaki har wakt piche ke darwaje se hi andar ghusa tha.
Waha pahunchte hi usne bhabhi se poocha.
Kalu- Bhabhi jee, ye kaa chal raha hai?
Nikalenge? Matlab? Kaa nikalna hai? Aapke pati bhi samane the, Hamari toh dar ke maare jaan mari jaa rahi hai?
Bhabhi- Haa Haa.. sab bata rahi hu....Jara rukiye..
Aisa bolkar Bhabhi ne apne hath ka tray baaju me rakh diya. Aur kalu ke samne aakar bolne lagi.
Bhabhi- Darsal baat ye hai ki, waha upar unn lakdiyon ke piche, jo purani aram kursi hoti hai naa? Uske purje kholkar rakhe hue hai.. wahi nikalne ki baat ho rahi thi. Wo sasur jee ke liye hum fir se banwa rahe hai, bichaare ek hi kursi par baithe rahna muskhil ho jata hoga. Ab khud chal fir toh nahi sakte khudse. Ye zhulne wali kursi utna hi timepass unke liye. Toh ye upar chadega kon iss kabaadkhane me? Mere pati toh nahi nikalne wale. Toh isiliye aapse madad ki baat ki hai hamne pati se. Aur shayad mere liye aap itna toh kar hi sakte hai naa? Karenge naa?
Kalu ne wahi rakha stool le liya aur uspar chadhte hue bola.
Kalu- Isme kya hai...aap madad mange aur hum naa kre? ye ho hi nahi sakta. Liyo abhi nikalke dete hai...
Bhabhi- Dekhe...muzhe aap par pakka yakin tha. Bahot bahot dhanywad aapka.
Kalu- Are dhyawad kaahe kaa..aap bass order chode aapke iss majdoor ko. Bass order.
Bhabhi hasne lagi..
Bhabhi- Jara samhalkar..bahot din se upar koi chadha nahi hai.
Upar ka Mala thoda unchaai pe tha, toh kalu chalang marke uspar chadh gaya. Aur samne ki lakdiya ek ek karke niche phekane laga. Jaldi hi piche rakhe purje dikh gaye. Ab unhe ek ek karke bahar nikalte hue bola.
Kalu- Achaa.. ye nikalne ki baat ho rahi thi......hame laga...
Kalu haste hue bola..
Bhabhi- Kya? Apko kya laga?
Bhabhi ne bhi haste hue pooch liya.
Kalu- Hamka laga....Aaj Pati ke samne naye dairy ka udghatan kar ke doodh nikalne ki baat ho rahi hai..
Bhabhi- shuuuu......App bhi naa? Maar khaoge..dheere boliye...
Bhabhi ne piche dekhte hue bola.
Kalu- Ha..ha..ha...tabhi hum soche ki sasuraal walon se itna darnewali aaj khud pati ke samne nikalne bol rahi hai..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- shuuu...maar khaoge....chupchaap aap apna kaam kijiye..aur calte baniye...
Kalu- Waise kaa naam rakhe ho.." Taaza Lilly" ka se sab Taza Taza hi laage hai...
Bhabhi- Shuuu...
Kalu- Haa..ha..samajh sakat hai....aur yahi doodh ki adlabadali karte hai. Mai piche ki darwaje se hi nikal leta hu.
Bhabhi- Hunn? Kyu..aap dar rahe ho kya?
Kalu- Sasura.."Murgi kisi aur ki, seke koi, Aur khaawe koi".. kon nahi darega?
Bhabhi hasne lagi...
Usne jo baat chedi thi, uss se bhabhi andar se gulabi ho gayi aur apne gaalo me hi hasne lagi.
Tabhi bhabhi ekdum se bhaag kar darwaje tak gayi. Fir darwaje se bahar zhank kar dekhne lagi. Yaha waha dekhkar yakin kar liya ki sab thik hai.
Toh ab wo fir wo ghumkar andar aayi aur thoda majakiya andaaj me boli
Bhabhi- Humm...waise hume challenge naa kariye? Aap toh janate hi ho iss queen ko!
Kalu- Achaa? Yaha bhi? Pati ke samne bhi?
To be continued....
Part 1
" Lilly's Taza "
Haa.ha...
" Lilly ka Taza "
Ab bakayda bhabhi ke naam se uski khudki ek dairy stahpit ho gayi thi iss duniya me.
Isstaraf ki shayad ye pahali hi dairy hogi hamare desh me. Jaha aisa nayaab doodh milta ho.
(Ab iss se inspire hokar agar koi aur hot bhabhi apni shuru kar deti hai toh pata nah? Par abhi ke liye aisi eklouti dairy thi desh me.)
Ufff..
Apni Lilly bhabhi ka bhi koi jawab nahi.
Bhabhi ne apni iss fantasy ko itna sach wala kar dikhaya tha ki, ispar yakin karna bada mushkil tha.
Haa..Matlab itna asali jaisa kon karta hai? Lekin bhabhi ne apni iss fantasy ko ek alag hi level par jaa rakha tha.
Warna Cosplay toh koi bhi karta hai. Bahot jan karte bhi hai aaj kal. Lekin wo 10, 15 min ke liye. Par bhabhi jaisa sach me karne ko ek alag hi jigra chahiye hota hai. Itna dedication ki samne wale ki rooh kamp uthe.
Dairy ki sthapana ke baad aaj kalu kayde se doodh lene bhabhi ke ghar pahunch gaya. Ab wo official dairy ka employee jo ban gaya tha.
Aate hi awaj de di.
Bhabhi##### wo bhabhi###
Aaj kuch jyada hi wakt laga bhabhi ko darwaja kholne ko.
Jaise hi darwaja khula bhabhi khud hi 1 kadam bahar aa gayi. Aur bahar hokar turant apne hont par ek ungali rakhe hue shuuuuuu...ki awaj kar di.
Uska saaf saaf matlab tha ki 'koi awaj kiye bagar wahi khade raho.'
Kalu turant samajh gaya.
Ab usne bhi ishara karte hue karan pucha.
Tabhi bhabhi ne piche ki taraf ishara karte hue khud ek dafa piche dekha aur ab pura darwaja hi khol diya.
Bhabhi ka ishara dekhne ke liye darwaja khulte hi kalu ne andar zhank liya.
Tabhi usne paya ki ghar ke hall me koi ek shaqs baitha hai. Uske samane laptop tha aur wo kisi kaam be vyasth tha.
Tabhi bhabhi ne unki taraf gardan hilate hue kaha.
Bhabhi- Jee..yahi hai wo doodhwale. Inka naam kalu jee hai. Andar aayiye...kalu jee.
Halakhi uss sofe par baithe adami ne upar dekha bhi nahi. Par bhabhi ke kahane par usne bass gardan hilayi.
Bhabhi ki tone aur uski hilaayi gayi gardan se kalu samajh gaya ki samne baitha huaa aadmi bhabhi ka Pati hai.
Ye samajh me aate hi kalu ki toh fat gayi. Iss wakt iss duniya me kalu ek hi vyakti se nahi milna chahata tha. Aur ab wahi uske samne baitha tha.
Andar bulaane ka karan samajhne me wo bechain ho utha. Wo bhabhi se isharo me poochne laga.
Bhabhi- Are, kaha naa andar aayiye.
Uske isharo kaa jawab aise sunkar wo ghabra gaya. Ab wo sankoch me aage badha aur ab andar aya.
Bhabhi- Ye mere pati hai, Rana Prasad.
Kalu ne turant nokar ki tarah zhukate hue hath jod liye.
Kalu- Jee..sahab...namaste...
Uski awaj me saaf tour par ghabrahat sunaai di.
Uhar Ranaji toh laptop me mooh ghusaye baithe the. Unhone dekha tak nahi kalu ko.
Bass gardan hilakar uska pranam swikaar kar liya. Dekhne se wo kisi kaam me bahot busy lag rahe the.
Tabhi bhabhi aage boli.
Bhabhi- Maine kaha tha naa..wo yahi hai...yahi nikalenge..
'nikalenge' shabd sunte hi kalu ke neeche ki jameen sarak gayi. Issbaar wo kamal kaa dar gaya.
Kalu khudse bol pada.
- "Nikalenge? Kya nikalenge? Kya besharam aurat hai? Khud hi keh rahi hai apne pati ke samne?"
Ranaji- Thik hai.
Ranaji ne issbaar jawab diya, Par wo bhi bina dekhe. Pata nahi konse itne kaam me busy the?
Ab bhabhi ne kalu ko baithane bola.
Bhabhi ne jaisa ishara kiya wo wahi baith gaya.
Usko bithakar bhabhi ab bina bole andar chali gayi.
Ab uss room me wo dono baithe the.
Kalu ki pahale se phati padi thi. Uski ranaji se baat karne ki himmat hi nahi hui. Wo wahi niche jameen par baitha raha aur waha ranaji abhi bhi kaam me vyasth the. Ranaji ne toh abhi bhi uski taraf dekha tak nahi tha.
Rana jee ki taraf se samne wale adami ko iss tarah se beiizat karna Kalu ko acha toh nahi laga, par iss wakt wo bhi yahi chahata tha. Toh usko koi atraaz nahi tha. Waise bhi item ke pati ko milna kisko achaa lagta hai?
Wo dono bina baat kiye waise hi baithe rahe.
Kalu soch me doob gaya
Kalu- " akhir kya kaam hoga? Bhabhi ne yaha kaahe bithaya? Kahi pati ke hatho pitwane ki sajish toh nahi?"
Wo isi vichaaro me tha ki,
Tabhi bhabhi bahar aa gayi.
Uske hath me ek tray tha. Jisme paani ka katora aur 2 cup chaai thi.
Usne 1cup apne pati ko de diya, aur dusara cup kalu ko. Kalu ne fouran chaai utha li. Sath me biscuit bhi.
jald hi chaai khatm kar di.
Jaise hi chaai khatm ho gayi bhabhi ne kalu ko hath se ishara karte hue kaha.
Bhabhi- Chaliye..kaluji..Uss room me chalte hai..
Bhabhi ne kabaadkhane ki room ki taraf ishara karte hue kaha.
Kalu ki toh bolti band ho gayi thi. Use samajhme nahi aa raha tha ki wha chal kya raha hai? Wo ye sab samajhne ki koshish me laga tha, tabhi bhabhi ne fir se ankho se ishara karte hue jataya.
Bhabhi- Aree??? Chale.....
Bhabhi ka ghusse wala ishara dekh kalu uth gaya aur bhabhi ke piche piche kabaad wale room ki taraf chal diya.
Jaate wakt ranaji se najare chupate wo khudse bol pada-
Kalu" Hann???? Are ye aurat kya kar rahi hai?"
Main Hall ke samne kitchen tha, aur uss kitchen ki bagal se piche jaane ke liye ek patali gali jaisa Hallway tha. Jo uss kabad room tak jakar piche jaati thi.
Ye kabaad room aur kitchen ek dusare ke virudh side me the.
Uss patali gali se Wo dono kabaad room me pahunch gaye. Kalu aaj pahali baar gjar me pravesh kar ke andar se uss room tak pahuncha tha. Baaki har wakt piche ke darwaje se hi andar ghusa tha.
Waha pahunchte hi usne bhabhi se poocha.
Kalu- Bhabhi jee, ye kaa chal raha hai?
Nikalenge? Matlab? Kaa nikalna hai? Aapke pati bhi samane the, Hamari toh dar ke maare jaan mari jaa rahi hai?
Bhabhi- Haa Haa.. sab bata rahi hu....Jara rukiye..
Aisa bolkar Bhabhi ne apne hath ka tray baaju me rakh diya. Aur kalu ke samne aakar bolne lagi.
Bhabhi- Darsal baat ye hai ki, waha upar unn lakdiyon ke piche, jo purani aram kursi hoti hai naa? Uske purje kholkar rakhe hue hai.. wahi nikalne ki baat ho rahi thi. Wo sasur jee ke liye hum fir se banwa rahe hai, bichaare ek hi kursi par baithe rahna muskhil ho jata hoga. Ab khud chal fir toh nahi sakte khudse. Ye zhulne wali kursi utna hi timepass unke liye. Toh ye upar chadega kon iss kabaadkhane me? Mere pati toh nahi nikalne wale. Toh isiliye aapse madad ki baat ki hai hamne pati se. Aur shayad mere liye aap itna toh kar hi sakte hai naa? Karenge naa?
Kalu ne wahi rakha stool le liya aur uspar chadhte hue bola.
Kalu- Isme kya hai...aap madad mange aur hum naa kre? ye ho hi nahi sakta. Liyo abhi nikalke dete hai...
Bhabhi- Dekhe...muzhe aap par pakka yakin tha. Bahot bahot dhanywad aapka.
Kalu- Are dhyawad kaahe kaa..aap bass order chode aapke iss majdoor ko. Bass order.
Bhabhi hasne lagi..
Bhabhi- Jara samhalkar..bahot din se upar koi chadha nahi hai.
Upar ka Mala thoda unchaai pe tha, toh kalu chalang marke uspar chadh gaya. Aur samne ki lakdiya ek ek karke niche phekane laga. Jaldi hi piche rakhe purje dikh gaye. Ab unhe ek ek karke bahar nikalte hue bola.
Kalu- Achaa.. ye nikalne ki baat ho rahi thi......hame laga...
Kalu haste hue bola..
Bhabhi- Kya? Apko kya laga?
Bhabhi ne bhi haste hue pooch liya.
Kalu- Hamka laga....Aaj Pati ke samne naye dairy ka udghatan kar ke doodh nikalne ki baat ho rahi hai..
Bhabhi- shuuuu......App bhi naa? Maar khaoge..dheere boliye...
Bhabhi ne piche dekhte hue bola.
Kalu- Ha..ha..ha...tabhi hum soche ki sasuraal walon se itna darnewali aaj khud pati ke samne nikalne bol rahi hai..ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi- shuuu...maar khaoge....chupchaap aap apna kaam kijiye..aur calte baniye...
Kalu- Waise kaa naam rakhe ho.." Taaza Lilly" ka se sab Taza Taza hi laage hai...
Bhabhi- Shuuu...
Kalu- Haa..ha..samajh sakat hai....aur yahi doodh ki adlabadali karte hai. Mai piche ki darwaje se hi nikal leta hu.
Bhabhi- Hunn? Kyu..aap dar rahe ho kya?
Kalu- Sasura.."Murgi kisi aur ki, seke koi, Aur khaawe koi".. kon nahi darega?
Bhabhi hasne lagi...
Usne jo baat chedi thi, uss se bhabhi andar se gulabi ho gayi aur apne gaalo me hi hasne lagi.
Tabhi bhabhi ekdum se bhaag kar darwaje tak gayi. Fir darwaje se bahar zhank kar dekhne lagi. Yaha waha dekhkar yakin kar liya ki sab thik hai.
Toh ab wo fir wo ghumkar andar aayi aur thoda majakiya andaaj me boli
Bhabhi- Humm...waise hume challenge naa kariye? Aap toh janate hi ho iss queen ko!
Kalu- Achaa? Yaha bhi? Pati ke samne bhi?
To be continued....


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